The "You are wrong" Game

[Ashley Christine]

The first person makes a (supposedly) undeniable statement. The next poster has to somehow prove him wrong, and make a statement of their own.

EXAMPLE:

Poster 1: The sky is blue

Poster 2: Maybe by your perception, but everyone's perception of colors is different, meaning your red could be my blue and vice versa.

I will start with this:

A dog is a mans best friend.

[santosh]

My dog bit his neighbors leg off. That isn't very friendly. (not really)

the sun is hot

[mechanicalbrain]

not if its night!

i have fingers. (but ive never seen them fing!)

[Ashley Christine]

You dont have fingers, they are actually just part of your imagination.

FIRST has robots.

[santosh]

FIRST has moving structures of art, not robots

the moon is closer to us than the sun

[Ashley Christine]

Distance is just the perception of what the eye can see. The sun is larger.

Humans evolved from micro-organisms.

[Chase]

Oh yeah? Give me witnesses! :rolleyes:

1+2=3

[Cody Carey]

WRONG!

a = b
ab = b2
-(ab) = -(b2)
a2-ab = a2-b2
a(a-b) = (a+b)(a-b)
a = a+b
a = 2a
1 = 2

if 1=2 then 2+1=4
or 2=1 then 1+2=2

not 2+1=3 :)

Dusk comes before dawn. :D

[Ryan M.]

Unless you were born at night. (Think about it long enough...)

My cat is female. (the disproof could get weird... :rolleyes: Sorry, but she came was looking at me. :))

[Bcahn836]

Unless you remove the first 2 letters of female.



Water is wet.

[Andy Baker]

Water is wet.

... but not if it is frozen.


I think, therefore I am.

[dlavery]

... but not if it is frozen.

I think, therefore I am.
Except when you stop thinking, then you aren't.


I am lying.

[Ben Lauer]

Except when you are standing.

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I am my mother's son.

[Billfred]

Unless you were adopted.

1293 defeated 343 in a match at Palmetto this year. (Let's see you get this one.)

[MissInformation]

Unless you were adopted.

1293 defeated 343 in a match at Palmetto this year. (Let's see you get this one.)

The root of the word "defeated" is Middle English defeten, from defet, disfigured, from Old French desfait, past participle of desfaire, to destroy, from Medieval Latin disfacere, to destroy, mutilate, undo. Since 343 was not destroyed or mutilated, and I'm stuck in a Medieval mood today, I say 1293 did not defeat 343.

Carrots are vegetables.

[Eugenia Gabrielov]

Absolutely incorrect. Carrots are vegetables, but vegetables are not carrots.

I'm not sure I understand my reasoning.

>>>>>>>>>>>>

Teabags work well to stop the bleeding of wisdom teeth.

[John Wanninger]

Teabags work well to stop the bleeding of wisdom teeth.Teabags may work well for the gums, but the teeth don't actually bleed.

It is impossible to make a perfect vacuum.

[AmyPrib]

It is impossible to make a perfect vacuum.

Depends on your definition of "perfect". If it cleans the dirt off my floor, it's perfect enough. :)


Engineering school teaches that V=IR

[Tom Schindler]

Teabags may work well for the gums, but the teeth don't actually bleed.

It is impossible to make a perfect vacuum.


My vacuum works perfectly... it picks up all the dirt (that i can see) in my rug...

in 1999, the worlds busiest airport was Hartsfield International Airport in Atlanta, Georgia.

[mechanicalbrain]

busy in what People or cargo? plus is it outcomming or ingoing traffic? i say your wrong! muhahaha

i can use the word use in a sentence.

[Daniel Brim]

busy in what People or cargo? plus is it outcomming or ingoing traffic? i say your wrong! muhahaha

i can use the word use in a sentence.It depends on your use of the word use and how it is used in a grammatical sense. Maybe your use of use doesn't use proper grammar.

I am home sick from work today.

[Ashley Christine]

You may be home from work, but not actually sick. Sickness is just mind over matter.

I am a girl.

[Jay Trzaskos]

I am a girl.

not so, Girl was an English glam band, whose lead vocalist was Phil Lewis, who later sang for L.A. Guns, Torme, Filthy Lucre, The Liberators, and several other bands. Phil Collen, who later joined Def Leppard, was one of Girl's guitarists. Girl recorded several albums including Sheer Greed, Wasted Youth, and Killing Time

And since you told me you don't know how to play an instrument and have never sung in a band, you could not possibly be a Girl.

I have played Texas Hold'em in Room 217 of the Hampton Inn & Suites Atlanta Downtown.

w00t this was my XCats post on CD

[Meredith343MiM]

It doesn't make much sense how you could play whilst 'holding' Texas in a room as small as room 217 in the Hampton Inn & Suites Atlanta Downtown. (ok, so it made sense to me...)

I participate in FIRST Robotics.

[Ashley Christine]

To participate is to share in something. And you have not shared anything with me. Therefore you do not share in FIRST Robotics.

I am really sleepy.

[sciguy125]

I am really sleepy.

You only think that you're sleepy. See here (http://www.chiefdelphi.com/forums/showpost.php?p=397358&postcount=68) for more information.

I composed this message.

[Daniel Brim]

You only think that you're sleepy. See here (http://www.chiefdelphi.com/forums/showpost.php?p=397358&postcount=68) for more information.

I composed this message.No, it was your 2005 robot (I wish I had an end effector that good)

I am not cool.

[santosh]

Not cool as compared to what? Compared to the sun you are MUCH cooler
I am on the circuitrunners team 1002.

[xzvrw2]

not true you are part of the circuitrunners team 1002


my name is stephen alvarado jr

[EricH]

No, that is the name of your evil twin.

I lve in California.

[Bcahn836]

Not true, you live in the United States.

Today is Friday.

[dlavery]

Not true, you live in the United States.

Today is Friday.

But I am not going to read this until tomorrow, when today will be Saturday.

Andy Baker thinks, therefore he is.

[Kyle Love]

Andy Baker does not think, he guesses and hopes it comes out right. :p

JVN actually has more hair then Dave

[Andy Baker]

Andy Baker does not think, he guesses and hopes it comes out right. :p

JVN actually has more hair then Dave

(True, Kyle, I do guess. However, my guesses are more educated than yours.) :)

Dave has a very large collection of hair at his house, totalling more than JVN's.

Members of the Wildstang mentor band are "sell outs".


AB

[MissInformation]

Oh, you are so wrong. They tried to sell out, but no one bought them...

I'm a lumberjack and I'm okay.

[Billfred]

We've seen pictures of your office, Heidi. No big trees around.

I am not the greatest person on the planet.

[Gary Dillard]

As an inhabitant I would consider you part of the planet rather than on it. Are the oceans "on the planet"? Wouldn't you consider the atmosphere part of the planet?

Several people were plotting against Billfred at IRI last weekend.

[mechanicalbrain]

actually it was not a plot more of a diabolical plan!

a wood chuck would chuck as much wood as a wood chuck could chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood.

[Ashley Christine]

Not all woodchucks would chuck as much wood as a wood chuck could chuck because not all wood chucks can chuck the same amount of wood.

I have no life.

[Freddy Schurr]

Wrong, you just act young

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After being the on team for 2 years and coming back as a mentor, I feel old

[xzvrw2]

you are rong...an wisw man once told me that to be old is a three letter word and odd is also a three letter word so do you also feel odd? (it made perfectly good sence in my head)


i am not online

[Bemis]

i am not online

This is not so. Technically, you are always "on" at least any number of lines, because there exist infinite numbers of lines through any given points in the universe, at least one of which is directly beneath you at all times.

If I recite the alphabet twice, I will have said enough letters to correctly spell the word "alphabet" only once.

[Dorienne]

That is not so. You would have to say the letters in the correct order they are written in the word "alphabet" in order to truly spell the word "alphabet".



I always am wearing jeans.

[Kyle Love]

You don't wear jeans to bed...I hope

I wear a size 10 1/2 shoe.

[dlavery]

You don't wear jeans to bed...I hope

I wear a size 10 1/2 shoe.

Based on your WAI photo, you wear two size 10-1/2 shoes, not a size 10-1/2 shoe.


"Avogadro's Constant" (6.02214199 × 1023 mol^-1) is constant.

[John Wanninger]

"Avogadro's Constant" (6.02214199 × 1023 mol^-1) is constant.No, we just haven't waited long enough to see what it will change to.

Success can be achieved though hard work.

[Goober!!!]

No, programers sit on there behind and type codes and they have Success

I am the Goober!!! :D :D :D

[Bemis]

The Goober? I say you are A goober, not the only one, and possibly not the most important one so not "the" goober.

I like cheese.

[mechanicalbrain]

i bet you dont like dog cheese! :D

mechanicalbrain or someone pretending to be mechanicalbrain posted this message!

[JackN]

You are not mechanicalbrain that is just an alias

I posted under the alias mechanicalbrain

[MissInformation]

You are not mechanicalbrain that is just an alias

I posted under the alias mechanicalbrain

No, you posted under the alias of "1derboy".

Blood is thicker than water.

[brandy836]

Unless it is really diluted.


Sugar is sweeter than salt.

[Bcahn836]

Unless you are a deer.


I am tall.

[Billfred]

No--Big Mike is tall.

I can eat a dozen Krispy Kremes faster than Dave Lavery.

[tiffany34990]

unless you eat like two @ a time...


spam is good to eat :p

[santosh]

SPAM is tasty to eat but very unhealthy for the human body in the long run

I live in Metro Atlanta

[spears312]

You tag specifically says you live in Kennesaw

There's nothing more fun than driving a robot.

[dlavery]

There's nothing more fun than driving a robot.

Watching Amanda Morrison and Tony Norman driving a robot during the "Mentor Round" at IRI is WAY more fun than driving your own robot - the entertainment potential is enormous! :rolleyes:

IRI was over ten days ago, but my van is STILL in Dayton, Ohio! :(

-dave

[Mike Schroeder]

Dayton is pretty sketchy chances are its been stolen....


Everything i say is a lie

[Dorienne]

Untrue, when you say Everything you say is a lie, wouldn't you be warning us of the truth?



a^2 + b^2 = c^2

[Ian Curtis]

Okay that might have been true a couple thousand years ago but according to modern bored math students it is utter foolishness and does not deserve attention.


Dean Kamen is an inventor.

[Jay Trzaskos]

Dean Kamen is an Innovator

In poker, a royal flush beats four of a kind.

[MissInformation]

Cards, being inanimate objects, cannot "beat" anything.

Night follows day.

[Gary Dillard]

Oh you are so wrong MissI. Night and Day occur simultaneously, only at different parts of the globe.

Mike Walker can write code.

[nehalita]

Doesn't he type it?

Anger is one letter away from danger.

[Kyle Love]

Ranger is one letter past anger

Chiefdelphi is the best website on earth

[Bemis]

That is a matter of opinion. I don't think it is, so from my point of view, you are incorrect.

I own your soul.

[sciguy125]

I own your soul.

13 < 14

[nehalita]

not in negatives

This statement is false

[Daniel Brim]

not in negatives

This statement is falseIn claiming that the statement is false, you could be making a true statement about the false statement. If the statement was truly false, then you would not be able to post it because it would be a mind-boggling paradox of true and false that the human mind would not be able to comprehend.

My above logic made sense.

[Billfred]

In claiming that the statement is false, you could be making a true statement about the false statement. If the statement was truly false, then you would not be able to post it because it would be a mind-boggling paradox of true and false that the human mind would not be able to comprehend.

My above logic made sense.

Since I've only been awake for about two hours (because I stayed up all night working on something in iMovie), anything with mind-boggling paradoxes will not make sense to me.

Heidi Foster will not violate The OTHER Heidi Foster Rule (see Caption Contest #53 for an explanation) at The Capital Clash.

[Wayne Doenges]

She violates all the rules so why should one more be any different.

In an insane world the sane would be considered insane

[Dorienne]

False, because wouldn't the sane people be considered sane by anyone else that's sane? *head spins*


The "terrible two's" really are the "terrible two's". (Meaning toddlers)

[Ashley Christine]

Terrible is just an adjective. To some people it may be terrible, while others can handle it.

I have a tummy ache!

[Ian Curtis]

We all have stomacheaches all of the time as we can always feel how 'full' we are feeling.

I have a heart.

[EricH]

Sorry, iCurtis, but you seem to be a robot and robots don't have hearts.

I am not good at bowling.

[AmyPrib]

I am not good at bowling.


Good is relative. You might be good if you bowl 10 against someone who bowls 5. But not so good if you bowl 10 against someone who bowls 120.

V=IR

[Amanda Morrison]

V=IR

Well, we all know that whatever Amy says is inferior - just look at what high school she attended. :)

My favorite type of food is Italian.

[John Wanninger]

My favorite type of food is Italian.Donuts are not Italian.

Rain comes from rain clouds.

[Kyle Love]

Rain can come from any cloud

Indy Car races at the Indy 500

[Termite233]

they race DURING the Indy 500.

John Lennon was one of The Beatles.

[brandy836]

He was human, therefore not a beetle.


Coffee stunts your growth.

[Jay Trzaskos]

It hasn't worked for me. 6'2" and still growing.

I have worked in, at, and around the 229 shop.

[Conor Ryan]

I Want to work in, at, and around the 229 shop

The world is subjective.

[John Wanninger]

You, I and others may find the world to be subjective, when in reality it is totally objective.

Popsicle sticks are made of wood.

[vic burg]

popsicle sticks look like they are made out of wood but are really made out of the secondary xylem, which is a tissue.

Sleep is for the weak during the week.

[mechanicalbrain]

No weak is what you are if you don't sleep.

robots unexpectedly catching on fire is BAD!!!

[Billfred]

But a little fire makes for an interesting show.

I am a geek.

[Lisa Perez]

But isn't geekdom all relative? :p

The Spurs won the NBA Championships

[MissInformation]

The people on the team called the Spurs actually won.

Time waits for no man, but men sure do wait for women. :D

[nehalita]

men collectively don't wait for women but a man will/must wait for a woman

the hip bone's connected to the thigh bone

[AmyPrib]

the hip bone's connected to the thigh bone


Not if that joint has been broken.

Amanda Morrison is a real pain in the butt....or any body part for that matter....

(just go ahead and try to deny THAT one :D )

[Arefin Bari]

Not if that joint has been broken.

Amanda Morrison is a real pain in the butt....or any body part for that matter....

(just go ahead and try to deny THAT one :D )

hahaha... thats for sure. Reason why we all love her. :)

Arefin will be JVN 2.0. (he is trying his best) :D

[xzvrw2]

you are rong, only because you are arefin and any one else would have been right.


i got to pontiac northern high school

[Freddy Schurr]

no your mind and spirit got you to pontiac northern high school

i am so sick

[Bemis]

Merriam-Webster's online dictionary says....

Main Entry: 2sic
Variant(s): also sick /'sik/
Function: transitive verb
Inflected Form(s): sicced also sicked /'sikt/; sic·cing also sick·ing
Etymology: alteration of seek
1 : CHASE, ATTACK -- usually used as a command especially to a dog <sic 'em>
2 : to incite or urge to an attack, pursuit, or harassment : SET


I wasn't aware a person could be an action.



My ceiling is purple!

[Billfred]

...unless you're color-blind.

FIRST is like bling-bling for the brain.

[Wayne Doenges]

Bling-Bling implies shiny. How can your brain be shiny :)

Set screws inhale audibly (Quote from Woody Flowers)

[Andy Baker]

Set screws inhale audibly (Quote from Woody Flowers)

Nope, that is a quote from Woodie Flowers.

Summer is almost over. This saddens me.


AB

[xzvrw2]

wrong it makes you sad

tomorrow is going to be Sunday August 7th 2005

[santosh]

That depends on what side of the world you are on.

I didn't speelll most of da wurds en thiss sentancse coractley

[Ashley Christine]

But in some other language they could be correct.

I have a job.

[Freddy Schurr]

You are just working to get money and they label it as a job.

College is boring

[Lisa Rodriguez]

College being boring is your perception of things.


My brother has a flavor saver.....

[tiffany34990]

you think your brother has one but he's only making it up

the radio is playing in my house

[John Wanninger]

no, the radio is working.

Funny jokes make me laugh.

[Bemis]

I think it's funny to smash stuff. You wouldn't laugh if something I smashed was yours....

Marching Band starts for me in two days........ And I'd rather die than go.

[i_am_Doug]

(wow what a tough one...) not if i stole your instrument then no BAND FOR YOU! ;)

robots other than dogs are mans(and womens) best friend. :D

[Kyle Love]

My robot is a woman...soooo lol

Robots are either called it, she or he or the robot

[Bcahn836]

Untrue, our robot is called BOB.

I am always wrong.

[Nick Bailey]

You are right that you are always wrong

I have a dog that likes to bite Kyle45

I personally don't blame her :)

[santosh]

No, your dog doesn't like to bite Kyle45, Kyle45 likes to stick his leg into your dog's mouth.

Our team has attended the Peachtree Regional every year since our team was started.

[Dorienne]

Your team didn't attend, you competed. =P


Our team had not competed in the Nationals competition after 2002 until the 2005 season. =]

[Lisa Perez]

You didn't compete in Nationals this year, you competed in the Championship :p


Wayne Gretzky is coaching the Coyotes this season

[Conor Ryan]

What a stupid mistake, they should have him suit up and play, its better for the team that way.

Trenton Makes, The World Takes (its on a bridge going into Trenton, nj)

[Nick Bailey]

Trenton may make, but the World graciously declines :p

The TechnoKats have been competing in FIRST since 1992 (15 Years w00t)

[Jaime65]

The TechnoKats have been apart of FIRST for 15 going on 16 years!

The Grass Needs To Be Cut

[Kyle Love]

Grass doesn't need to be cut, it just looks nicer if you cut it.

Paris is famous for cheese.

[Freddy Schurr]

Nope. Paris is famous for love not cheese, well maybe for some people, they love cheese.

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You are wrong!!!!!!!!

[i_am_Doug]

Yes i am...Wait NO I'm not YOU are.


I'm Right.

[mechanicalbrain]

obviously your not if your posting here!

summer robotics projects are fun! :D

[Jay Trzaskos]

No, summer robotics projects are awesomelyfun^google.

I am Jay.

[Dorienne]

No, you are Jay Trzaskos! ;-)


I have two eyes.

[nehalita]

Well i always thought dorienne only had one I in it soo WRONG

There is no I in team

[Billfred]

That's only if you spell it incorrectly. Everyone knows it's spelled teim.

Team 179 used wedge top incline conveyor belting as the traction device on their wheels for their 2005 robot.

[Gary Dillard]

You are as wrong as a gamecock is red, young William. They only used wedge top incline conveyor belting on half of the wheel surface at any given time; the other half of the wheels was relying on wedge top decline conveyor belting.

My other car is NOT on Mars.

[EricH]

Wrong. You are Dave Lavery, therefore all three of your other cars are on Mars.

No one else has noticed how silly some of the answers in this thread are.

[Enterprize]

You are obviously incorrect because I have noted how silly some of these responses are.

United States and the United States of America may be used interchangably.

[dlavery]

Wrong. You are Dave Lavery, therefore all three of your other cars are on Mars.

No one else has noticed how silly some of the answers in this thread are.


<not an entry> eecckk! gack!! kksspploorrk!!! I have been confused with a Dillard!!!!! Aaauuugggghhh!!!!</not an entry>

[nehalita]

(didn't know if i should dispute dave lavery just for laughs but...)
*sigh* mr. lavery, you don't get it. you weren't CONFUSED w/ a dillard, you ARE Mr. Dillard. duh....

having a sore throat hurts

[i_am_Doug]

Not if you eat ice cream!

Dave lavery has not so funny looking hair. :D

[dlavery]

Dave lavery has not so funny looking hair. :D
[also not an entry]OK, I am going to drop a spacecraft on whoever answers next and says this is not true. :D [/not an entry]

[mechanicalbrain]

AGGGHHH MUST RESIST EVIL URGES....
nope gotta give in. DAVE LAVERY'S HAIR IS HILARIOUS!!!
http://www.factorfantasy.com/thedavegallery/photos/drdave.jpg
Im a dead man walking!

[sciguy125]

Im a dead man walking!

If you're walking, you're obviously not dead.


This game is a waste of time.

[Freddy Schurr]

No because you get to reflect and talk about what is wrong with the above person statment and said that they are WRONG.
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FIRST ROBOTICS IS THE COOLEST THING EVER !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Billfred]

No way man--those motors get way too hot. I think absolute zero remains the coolest thing ever.

Dave Lavery will actually drop that spacecraft on mechanicalbrain.

[MissInformation]

No, it will most likely be me who gets squished by a spacecraft since those photos of mine keep popping up...

I am, thankfully, hidden somewhere in Connecticut right now.

[tiffany34990]

no, you think you are in CT but in reality you are greatly appreciated you are hidden in hawaii... ;)

I will actually understand balancing chemical equations this semster in chem class.

[Cyberguy34000]

Unless you consider that you didn't understand it before, and then if the past is any indication, you won't understand it this time either. Good luck :rolleyes:

The 2006 clue thread will have a mention of water games by the 3rd post.

[Dorienne]

What are you, psychic? Crazyboy, it'll be at the 4th post.


I'm excited about the off-season in York, PA tomorrow.

[unapiedra]

I bet you care more about kick-off!

Robots don't like water.

[Ashley Christine]

Robots do not have emotion to decide the things they like or dislike. It is the electrical parts on a robot that do not go well with water.

I went to NJ last week and stayed at Coreys.

[CourtneyB]

yes (im not like a stalker its just i saw the pictures on cd and read that u were at coreys and all that lol)

the chicago white sox are in first place :D

[anna~marie]

Not true, the White Sox are only in first place in their region... according to AOL however, their record is below that of the Red Sox, etc. (lol)

My blanket is soft because my hands are soft.

[MissInformation]

Your blanket would still be the same texture if your hands were rough.

I'll never see myself in the mirror with my eyes closed.

[nehalita]

When the mirror's fogged up, you can't see yourself anyway

a triangle has three sides

[Cyberguy34000]

Unless it's in 3 dimensions, in which case, it's a tetra :)

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Time is linear

[tiffany34990]

time doen't exist.. it's not linear or anything...

I am hungry.

[Billfred]

Unpossible. I am hungry, and my level of hunger eclipses anything that a person of your relative size could reach.

PCs are better than Macs.

[mechanicalbrain]

so you say that this
http://www.yellowstonewolf.com/images/FirePhotos/PersonalComputer2.jpg
is better than this
http://sandpointmacs.com/assets/images/powermac_g4_2001.jpg
Its peanut butter jelly time! (couldn't resist :D )

[Ashley Christine]

Actually it is 11:41am which is obviously still time for breakfast because it has not yet reached afternoon, and peanut butter and jelly is a lunch item.

[lol]

My hair is a mess.

[Bryan D]

Unless your viewing it from the point of a model who have the most outrageous hairstyles, in which case your hair is currently in style.


There's a dragon right behind me in my room.

[nehalita]

no because unless the dragon was on your back, it can't always be behind you (ex: when you turn around). even if the dragon was on your back...unless it's tattoo-ed there, it will eventually be in front of you.

asthma is bad.

[vic burg]

asthma is good if you dont want to participate in gym.

group pirating is illegal.

[anna~marie]

not in zimbawe!!

addiction to FIRST is healthy and a natural occurance

[i_am_Doug]

By healthy you mean getting scratched,burned,sliced,humiliated, and poked healthy then NO!

Your a sick man.

[Ashley Christine]

You are wrong! I am currently in good health... and I am not a man.

You shud lock your doors when you leave the house.

[Rohan_DHS]

no you shouldn't! what if you lose your keys on your way to the store?! pfft...who locks their doors anyways :P lol
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you shouldn't eat crayons

[Dorienne]

They're non-toxic, so it doesn't matter!


Animals are our friends.

[Billfred]

Pshh...ever been stung by a bee?

I am at this very moment at the Columbia Metropolitan Airport, with the purpose of taking a flight scheduled for 2:00 PM to Washington Dulles International Airport on Independence Air.

[i_am_Doug]

The airplane cought on fire...all of them.

I'm on FIRE! :ahh:

[Cyberguy34000]

Naaaah, you're just saying that, unless you have some pictures that is... :)

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Dave's has nicer legs than Amanda (http://www.chiefdelphi.com/forums/showthread.php?t=39103)

[Wayne Doenges]

Dave has mean legs so they are not nice.

The cow jumped over the moon.

[Jeff K.]

No, the moon rolled under the cow.

Dolphins are the smartest creatures.

[EricH]

No, mice are smarter than dolphins. (at least according to the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy)

I mentor a team in FLL.

[MissInformation]

I can't honestly say I know you that well, however, I doubt you mentor a Federal Firearms License (FFL) team.

I got to boss around over a hundred people today!

[nehalita]

no you just think you did, they actually listened to you out of pity (ahh =D)

look both ways before you cross the street

[Jeremy Roberts]

No need to do that if it's a one way street.

It's all relative.

[Wayne Doenges]

No, actually it's all parents.

Everything you know is wrong!

[Cyberguy34000]

You know that would have to include that statement... Which would make it also wrong.

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Girls = Evil (http://www.andrew.cmu.edu/user/ttsujita/girls%20evil.jpg)

You can't argue with the math :)

[Brian Lesser]

Maybe, but not all girls are like that...

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getting up early is hard to do...

[Rohan_DHS]

not if you are used to getting up early..

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A pie that's fresh out of the oven smells sooo good

[Jeff K.]

Sometimes...but what if it's burned to a crisp?


An orange is orange.

[Kyle]

Sometimes...but what if it's burned to a crisp?


An orange is orange.

Unless it is rotting.

a peach is a peach and a plum is a plum..

[Wayne Doenges]

A plum is not a plum if it's dried out, than it's a prune.

On a clear day you can see forever

[Andy Baker]

On a clear day you can see forever


Not if you are blind.


I am what I am.

[Billfred]

Andy, I get the feeling that you're more than that (http://www.deansimmonsandthekamens.com).

I want to rock and roll all night. And robot every day.

[MissInformation]

I want to rock and roll all night. And robot every day.

I heard you talk in your sleep and were overheard saying "I want to rock and roll all day, and robot every night."


According to the rules of this game the next person is supposed to tell me I'm wrong.

[EricH]

No, I'm supposed to prove that you're wrong.

The earth is round.

[Michael Hill]

<year 1491>The Earth hereby declared flat. You shall fall of thy edge if ye in disbelief.</year 1491>

God Exists

[Bcahn836]

Only if you believe in him.


Rome wasn't built in a day.

[Wayne Doenges]

It was if the day was Groundhog Day (Bill Murray movie :D )


The best things in life are free.

[CourtneyB]

no but i love to dance though

you like to travel

[Kyle]

No, I hate to travel, I love to explore

Battle bots are better then FIRST bots.

[EricH]

Only if they are destroyed completely and totally.

I am from L.A.

[CourtneyB]

No?

you have cingular wireless as ur cell phone service provider

[Ian Curtis]

Ha funny, I don't have a cell phone (And am proud of it!).

You exist. (+5 to anyone who can provide the correct answer to his statement... Think Adams)

[Squirrelrock]

I do not think, therefor I am not.

You are humanoid. (humanoid includes normal humans, too)

[Wayne Doenges]

I only look humanoid. I'm actually from a small planet just left of Pluto :D

The answer is 42.

[Ben Lauer]

2+2= ? nope not 42, actually just 4. (I have never read the book) :-\

This post is the 191st reply to the thread, but the 192nd post.

[Saru29]

the number on your box says 192.

i have never been on a date!

[Ashley Christine]

[Well that sucks. :p.. dont worry about it!]

The date is October 3rd and you are on on it.
haha. terrible job to me. oh well...

Ashley is going to Bash!!!!!!!!!!

[Rohan_DHS]

no she's not, she just thinks that she is..

english is the least interesting subject in school...

[Wayne Doenges]

You obviously have never taken Latin :)

You can never make anything idiot proof

[Saru29]

they tried to make the medicen container idiot proof but i opened it!
we call this planet earth

[Sakura141]

It can also be known as Gaia (I'm thinking mythology here...)

The 4th planet from the sun is known as mars.

[NeedMoreEngines]

It can also be known as Gaia (I'm thinking mythology here...)

The 4th planet from the sun is known as mars.

Alas, that is only in the English language. The name "Mars" is different in other languages. Observe:
Portugese: Marte
Spanish: Marte
Russian: Mapc
Chinese: 火星 (oh man I'm good.)
gotcha.

Anything that has to do with anything can be fixed with duct tape.
I HEREBY CALL OUT ANYONE WHO CAN CONTRADICT THIS STATEMENT.

[Billfred]

Alas, that is only in the English language. The name "Mars" is different in other languages. Observe:
Portugese: Marte
Spanish: Marte
Russian: Mapc
Chinese: 火星 (oh man I'm good.)
gotcha.

Anything that has to do with anything can be fixed with duct tape.
I HEREBY CALL OUT ANYONE WHO CAN CONTRADICT THIS STATEMENT.
Not on a FIRST robot.

I can drive Ockham (1293's robot) from here to the business administration building.

[Saru29]

If your robot brakes down you cant! It happens!
My brother was on a team that one the nations in 2000

[Wayne Doenges]

I doubt your brother was being carried by the team so he couldn't be ON the team. He was part of it :)

The shortest distance between two points is a straight line

[Ashley Christine]

But short is generally a measure of height, and two points could be on a horizontal plane, therefore not making it the shortest distance, but the least amount of distance.

Team 1511, 181 and 237 were part of the winning alliance at Bash @ the Beach.

[Ian Curtis]

Failyur! They were not part of the winning alliance. They WERE the winning alliance.

Andy Baker tried to get on Survivor.

[Billfred]

Since there's no one physical entity entitled "Survivor," I'm not sure how Andy would get on it.

I have a key to a room in Preston College at the University of South Carolina in my pocket right now.

[vic burg]

you think that you have that key in your pocket, but really, its back inside your dorm room

the atmoshpere has a shade of blue in it

[Wayne Doenges]

The atmosphere has no color, it is the dust and your eyes that determine the color.

Force = Mass time Acceleration (F = Ma)

[Billfred]

No, force equals mass TIMES acceleration.

I am supposed to be in two places at once tonight.

[Freddy Schurr]

No, your mind telling you to be in two places at the same time tonight

I am supposed to help the new members know about safety and teamwork

[Squirrelrock]

Who would trust you to teach freshmeat, i mean, freshmen, the safety rules?


I am using a Dell.

[sciguy125]

No, you are using the Matrix.

I have a midterm today.

[i_am_Doug]

No you dont but you think you do...



I havent a life here in cali'....

[mechanicalbrain]

I havent a life here in cali'....
I doubt you are a dead man typing.

You disagree with this post or just broke the rules of this game. :ahh: :D

[Timmyd]

not if I'm not playing

pi is equal to exactly 3.14

[Billfred]

No--it's an irrational number.

Next year's FRC game is going to be entitled Whack The Billfred.

[EricH]

No, Dave just wants to scare you to death.

Next year's FRC game is still unknown to everyone except the Game Design Committee.

[sciencenerd]

ha ha ha, that's what they want you to think.

The only viable answer to this post is one that agrees with it.

[Squirrelrock]

not if you play the game...

im skipping calc 2 now.

[mechanicalbrain]

I highly doupt you are actually skipping. Do you realise how hard it is to skip and type at the same time? I demand you send proof.

A object in motion will stay in motion unless acted upon by an outside force.

[shyra1353]

Newton's laws only hold in an inertial frame of reference ... ... (yes i knew PHY190 would pay off some time)

today is Friday

[Timmyd]

how can you dance in a direction away from the inside (out) inside 6 is 5 not 7


you float in water if you weigh less than the water in which you are in or on

[Wayne Doenges]

You don't float. It's a mutual repelling. You don't want to drown and the water doesn't want you corpse :D

E=MC squared

[i_am_Doug]

No E=Really diffucult number....


im not wearing underwear on my head right this minute :D

[Kristian Calhoun]

No E=Really diffucult number....


im not wearing underwear on my head right this minute :D

because if you were wearing underwear on your head right this minute, which couuld have been a last minute, than you wouldn't be able to know what minute it is.

the bell is about to ring

[Lil' Lavery]

No it isn't. In your perception of time it may be about to ring, but if we all perceived time 1000x quicker it would seem like ages before it rang.
Plus it's already rang by now... :p


Mars is further from the Sun it orbits than the Earth is.

[Timmyd]

not if you believe that the earth is in the center of the solar system

Microsoft is BETTER than Macintosh

[Billfred]

Two straight weeks of uptime on Windows? Never.

I can walk down Greene Street and reach the Colonial Center.

[mechanicalbrain]

I can walk down Greene Street and reach the Colonial Center.
Not if you try and beat Dave Lavery in a Krispy Kreme contest! :p

I'm wrong.

[MissInformation]

Not if you try and beat Dave Lavery in a Krispy Kreme contest! :p

I'm wrong.

You're right about that, therefore you are not wrong.


It's your turn now.

[EricH]

You're right about that, therefore you are not wrong.


It's your turn now.
No it's not, it's the next person's turn!

I got hit with several sponges last night.

[Rohan_DHS]

No you didn't! They were clearly squishy things!

The moon isn't made up of cheese!

[Alexa Stott]

Well, you see, it used to be made of cheese. But since it's been there so long, it's now made of mold.

If you drop a glass beaker, it will break.

[Ian Curtis]

Well, that would be most perfectly logical, except from your statement there is no indication of when, where, how, or why the beaker was dropped. Therefore the beaker could be being dropped off the Empire State Building, or two inches into a large fluffy Krispy Kreme Donut. Your beaker, ain't breaking.

JVN is famous.

[Timmyd]

who is JVN

i burnt myself while welding today

[Denalin Fusion]

It's only your physical form that you burnt, and not you yourself.

The "You are wrong" game is borderline spam.

[Wayne Doenges]

There is no way this thread could be confused with the beef by-product that is Spam in a can :)

The speed of light is 286,000 miles per second

[anna~marie]

in a vaccum its 1,079,252,848.8 km/h ...

The sun rise is seen out of the school's window right now.

[Timmyd]

right now it is getting closer to sunset actually......


I just started a new graffiti art project. ~non entry~on a canvas~non entry~
graffiti refers to vandalism of public property with art and not on a canvas

the temperature 0 Kelvin is impossible to measure with out the temperature changing and rising above 0 kelvin . absolute zero is void of kinetic energy

BTW its not just any theory it is my theory

[Denalin Fusion]

That's just a theory.

The "You are wrong" Game is borderline spam (as in Internet Spam, not to be confused with the Beef-By-Produce also known as "Spam" which happens to be canned).

[Lil' Lavery]

"Spam" carries a negative connotation suggesting that it is large amounts of unwanted messages, but this happens to be very much wanted. :p


I have helped build a robot for the FIRST competition.

[Wayne Doenges]

No! You helped build a robot for team that competes at a FIRST competition.

186,000 miles per second is not only a good idea, it's the law!

[EricH]

The speed of light is not a law; the law is you can't go faster than light (so far).

Using duct tape on your FIRST robot is illegal in most situations.

[Michelle Celio]

But Duck Tape fixes everything

Robots can not be "alive"

[side note]Sorry...i'm watching Short Circuit :D [/side note]

[Cyberguy34000]

You've obviously never seen programmers debugging auto code. I'm convinced the things are possesed when the programmers get a hold of them.

------

Ultimate hapiness is the ultimate tragidy.

(Just got done reading "Brave New World (http://www.huxley.net/bnw/one.html)". And, ow! It hurts to think now.

[Ian Curtis]

No, becuase nothing is better than ultimate happiness and a ham sandwich is certainly better than nothing.


I have posted more than 770 times on the Chiefdelphi forums.

[Saru29]

what that translates into madirin could be translated into something different in an other language! HA!!!


i am a ginger!

[Timmyd]

i doubt you have been on Gilligan's island

in all of my classes i currently have the letter grade A

[Timmyd]

i can now prove myself wrong i got a B in advanced composition

auto cad 14 is the best version

[i_am_Doug]

No actuly its not! you just think it is.


I have a robotics team down here in cali. :(

(P.S. are there any teams close to barstow? im in bad need of a team.)

[Ashley Christine]

If someone lived in say south america and read that, they would wonder how Cali is down, when it is actually up. And for me, you dont have a team down there in Cali. You have a team located in Cali.

I read all of section 4: the game in this years manual.

[Eria4044]

No you didn't; Dean is secretly keeping sections of the manual to himself to release later. It's all part of his diobolical plot to keep us online talking about FIRST.

[Brian Lesser]

You're Wrong. We talk about FIRST online because we like FIRST in the first place...

What I just said was very confusing...