Movie quotes

[A_Reed]

I think A Reed's quote was acutally from Semi Pro.

^^Correct.

Someone submit one please.

[Lil' Lavery]

Here I come to save the game! :p

"Sir, would it help if I said I'd be considerably less likely to end my life if you let us do this?"

[George A.]

Charlie Bartlett (fantastic movie)


Don't worry Captain, we always knew you were a bit of a whoopsy.

[2056TM]

Stardust

My mom had to get a restraining order against my stepdad. He has emotional problems.

[Wayne Doenges]

Can you give us another hint?

[A_Reed]

Donnie Darko

It happens every time, they all become blueberries.

[fatjoe3833]

Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory

"No, one time I was at this hospital, in france, and I met this great chick."

[Weis]

BASEketball Featuring Trey Parker and Matt Stone

" Old McDonald had a farm ee i ee i o. And on that farm he shot some guys. Badda boom badda bing bang boom."

[2056TM]

The Usual Suspects... Great Movie...

You're born, you take $@#$@#$@#$@#. You get out in the world, you take more $@#$@#$@#$@#. You climb a little higher, you take less $@#$@#$@#$@#. Till one day you're up in the rarefied atmosphere and you've forgotten what $@#$@#$@#$@# even looks like.

[George A.]

Layer Cake...another great movie


"Who in their right mind given the choice between living and pancakes would choose pancakes?"

[Akash Rastogi]

Layer Cake...another great movie


"Who in their right mind given the choice between living and pancakes would choose pancakes?"

That was a very weird movie...can't remember the name though. One of Will Ferrel's serious roles and was actually pretty entertaining. Good movie to watch.

EDIT: Quick check in my dvd collection shows that the only serious movie I have from Will Ferrel is Stranger Than Fiction. Pretty nice movie and is told masterfully.

My turn: also from one of my favorite movies.

"Two little mice fell in a bucket of cream. The first mouse quickly gave up and drowned. The second mouse, wouldn't quit. He struggled so hard that eventually he churned that cream into butter and crawled out. Gentlemen, as of this moment, I am that second mouse. "

[A_Reed]

Catch Me If You Can

Oh, you really think the pilot is controlling this plane? That would really scare me.

[Rick TYler]

Oh, you really think the pilot is controlling this plane? That would really scare me.

I <heart> John Cusack: Pushing Tin.

Next up:

They all have husbands and wives and children and houses and dogs, and, you know, they've all made themselves a part of something and they can talk about what they do. What am I gonna say? "I killed the president of Paraguay with a fork. How've you been?"

[fatjoe3833]

I <heart> John Cusack: Pushing Tin.

Next up:

They all have husbands and wives and children and houses and dogs, and, you know, they've all made themselves a part of something and they can talk about what they do. What am I gonna say? "I killed the president of Paraguay with a fork. How've you been?"

Grosse Pointe Blank

"Why'd you turn against me, Gordon? For six years, I taughtcha how to skate, I taughtcha how to score, I taughtcha how to go for the "W". You could have been one of the greats! An' now look at yourself. You're not even a has-been. You're a never-was. "

[Weis]

Mighty Ducks, that was cake.

"I've always wanted to open a door to a room of people training like in James Bond movies."

[Rick TYler]

"I've always wanted to open a door to a room of people training like in James Bond movies."

Party on, Garth -- it's Wayne's World.

"You know you don't have to act with me, Steve. You don't have to say anything, and you don't have to do anything. Not a thing. Oh, maybe just whistle. You know how to whistle, don't you, Steve? You just put your lips together and... blow."

[fatjoe3833]

"You know you don't have to act with me, Steve. You don't have to say anything, and you don't have to do anything. Not a thing. Oh, maybe just whistle. You know how to whistle, don't you, Steve? You just put your lips together and... blow."

To Have and Have Not

"Yeah he looks like him. She looks like him. Oh look over there! There goes his little twin brother. You give me one picture and expect me to find him among all these kids? You must be crazy, I'm gonna get on the waterslide."

[Milaki]

Blank Check

This quote is all one character talking:

"How could you do this? A total stranger I could understand. You and another woman, maybe. Me, you, and another woman, definitely! But my own brother?"

[A_Reed]

Mafia!

Ch1.) How you feel about monopolies?
Ch2.) What, the game?

[Wayne Doenges]

American Gangster.

My turn (finally):
Character 1: "A professor from Columbia University should not be corresponding with a crazy German book keeper."
Character 2: "He's a patent clerk, not a book keeper, and I think Mister Einstein needs all the support I can give him."

[SSMike]

The Time Machine

Ch. 1 - "I take it back. You're not in trouble, you're dead where you stand"

This may be somewhat hard so let me know if I need to add another quote

[Lil' Lavery]

Sandlot (okay, now I really wanna go watch Sandlot)



"So I guess this is where I tell you what I learned... my conclusion, right? Well, my conclusion is, Hate is baggage. Life's too short to be pissed off all the time. It's just not worth it."

[Wayne Doenges]

Another hint please.

[Lil' Lavery]

Same movie:
"I'm the most dangerous man in this prison. You know why? 'Cause I control the underwear."

[George A.]

American history x

"My way isn't very sportsmanlike"

[James1902]

The princess bride

Charecter one:"this landing is gonna get pretty interesting."
Charecter two:"define "interesting""
Charecter one:"oh god, oh god we're all going to die?"

[richalex2010]

Serenity :D
One of the funniest scenes in that movie... and one of the best camera shots I've seen in any movie (all one shot that involves almost every room in the ship in some way... pretty nice)

"So, you think you've solved in 14 days what they couldn't solve in two years?"

[redtide]

stargate

Maybe Bed, Bath, & Beyond, I don't know; I don't know if we'll have enough time

[feliks_rosenber]

Click!!!!!

""What it. What it is, is, ah. It's, ah... is, ah, is. No. What, what it is, is.
[shouting]
It's spirit crushing, I said! "

[redtide]

close but wrong on mine it is not click

heres another quote

Hey come hit this right here, you need to hit this

[George A.]

It's Old School

"If you need me I'll be over there, sitting next to the Native American Joe Pesci"

[Lil' Lavery]

Kiss Kiss Bang Bang


"Maybe not, but it's the only thing I know how to do and I gotta do something."

[James1902]

Speed Racer

"If you douse me again, and I'm not on fire, I'm donating you to a city college."

[A_Reed]

Iron Man -Great Movie

"I'm telling you this guy is protected from up on high by the Prince of Darkness"

[2056Durfey]

The Usual Supects

Ch1: They're armed.
Ch2: What was that? Armed? What do you mean armed? Armed with what?
Ch1: Err, bad breath, colorful language, feather duster... what do you think they're gonna be armed with? Guns, you (edited out word)!

[Wayne Doenges]

Lock, stock and two smoking barrels

My turn :)

Character 1: "He needs wine. It's his elixir."
Character 2: "We will send a walking monk."
Character 3: "Don't you have a running monk?"

[James1902]

The Forbidden Kingdom

Charecter 1: How odd that it should end this way for us after so many stimulating encounters. I almost regret it. Where shall I find a new adversary so close to my own level?

Charecter 2: Try the local sewer.

[Wayne Doenges]

OK, so if no one is going to answer this, then I will.
Since it starts today I waited.
Answer: Indiana Jones and The Raider of the Lost Ark.

Character 1: "Any questions?"
Character 2: "Yeah. Could we get a capuccino machine in here? 'Cause I don't know what you call this."
Character 3: "I call it cruel and unusual. "
Character 4: "Hey, I made that coffee."
Character 2: "Exactly."

[redtide]

Mission impossible (one of Tom Cruises last good movies


"It's the funny man. Tell us a joke funny man"

[Phyrxes]

Boondock Saints

C1: The truth is, I can't handle the idea of her not liking me. I can't handle the idea of ANYBODY not liking me.
C2: Hey C1, the hundred or so people you've killed in the last five years, more than likely have families that don't think too highly of you.

[Wayne Doenges]

It's been a week, got another hint Plz

The Management :D

[Phyrxes]

Hint: 1998 movie staring Mark Wahlberg and Lou Diamond Phillips

[2056TM]

The Big Hit

"I'm a pimp, and pimps don't commit sucicide"

[Wayne Doenges]

Another hint please.

The Management :D

[acdcfan259]

Southland Tales.

"Don't spit in that cop's burger."

[A_Reed]

Super Troopers

1: Where the hell are we?
2: Do I look like your travel agent?
2: While you're at it, why don't you call my agent?
1: Do I look like your secretary?

[Lil' Lavery]

MORTAL COMBAT! dadun dadun dadundundundundun dadun dadun dadundundundundun dun dun dun dun dun


"You don't know how lucky you are being a monkey. Because consciousness is a terrible curse. I think. I feel. I suffer. And all I ask in return is the opportunity to do my work. And they won't allow it... because I raise issues."

[Wayne Doenges]

Another clue please.

[Dolan]

BEING JOHN MALKOVICH


1: Prepare ship for light speed.
2: No, no, no, light speed is too slow.

1: Light speed, too slow?

2: Yes, we're gonna have to go right to ludicrous speed.

1: Ludicrous speed? Sir, we've never gone that fast before. I don't know if this ship can take it.

[richalex2010]

Spaceballs: The Movie

Person 1: "Are we going to see the child?"
Person 2: "I should think so."

Bonus: who are the characters who spoke these lines?

[Wayne Doenges]

Another hint please?

[richalex2010]

Person one is a dæmon.

[George A.]

Golden Compass


"War? Everybody know war!"

[George A.]

OK time for hint number two.


Same movie, different character:
"Fifty million dollars?!? Who you think you got? Chelsea Clinton?"

[Wayne Doenges]

Rush Hour
You want fries with that?

My turn:

Character 1: "The food's brown, hot, and plenty of it."

[Wayne Doenges]

OK, another clue.

CH 2: "We had different needs. I needed him to treat me decently and get a job, and he needed to empty my bank account and leave. "

[Dolan]

City Slickers


Ch 1: Now stand aside, worthy adversary.
CH 2: 'Tis but a scratch.
CH 1: A scratch? Your arm's off!
CH 2: No, it isn't.
CH 1:Well, what's that, then?
CH 2: I've had worse.
CH 1: You liar!
CH 2: Come on, you pansy!

[Taylor]

Monty Python and the Search for the Holy Grail

"Thank you, thank you, thank you. Now we all know how the majority and the media in this country view the Catholic church. They think of us as a passe, archaic institution. People find the Bible obtuse... even hokey. Now in an effort to disprove all that the church has appointed this year as a time of renewal... both of faith and of style. For example, the crucifix. While it has been a time honored symbol of our faith, Holy Mother Church has decided to retire this highly recognizable, yet wholly depressing image of our Lord crucified. Christ didn't come to Earth to give us the willies... He came to help us out. He was a booster. And it is with that take on our Lord in mind that we've come up with a new, more inspiring sigil. So it is with great pleasure that I present you with the first of many revamps the "Catholicism WOW. " campaign will unveil over the next year. I give you... The Buddy Christ. Now that's not the sanctioned term we're using for the symbol, just something we've been kicking around the office, but look at it. Doesn't it... pop? Buddy Christ..."

[Alex.Norton]

Dogma

"It's a bold strategy, Cotton. Let's see if it pays off for 'em. "

[Lil' Lavery]

Dodgeball


"Those giraffes you sold me, they won't mate. They just walk around, eating, and not mating. You sold me, queer giraffes. I want my money back"

[Wayne Doenges]

New hint please :)

[whlspacedude]

Gladiator???

"Everybody everywhere will say, "Clint Eastwood is the biggest yellow-belly in the west.""

[Wayne Doenges]

Back to the Future III
"I hate manure"

My turn:
CH1: "What happened last night?"
CH 2: "Oh, gunfight, explosions, sharks, you know, the usual."

[acdcfan259]

Lethal Weapon 4
We got to watch the original, uncensored Lethal Weapon on the way back from Chesapeake. Good times.

"There are two kinds of people in the world, my friend. Those who have a loaded gun and those who dig. You dig!"

[Dolan]

The Good, the Bad and the Ugly



"No, no, he didn't slam you, he didn't bump you, he didn't nudge you... he rubbed you. And rubbin, son, is racin'. ":D

[Wayne Doenges]

If no one else is going to answer this one than I will.
Days of Thunder.

My turn:
CH 1: "While you're at it, why don't you call my agent?"
Ch 2: "Do I look like your secretary?"

[Wayne Doenges]

OK another hint;

CH 1: "Where the hell are we?"
CH 2: "Do I look like your travel agent?"

[Wayne Doenges]

I can't believe no one saw Mortal Kombat.
Flawless Victory!

OK, a new one;
CH 1: "Voice confirmation required."
CH 2: "Uhhh..."
CH 1: "Voice confirmation accepted."

[Nate Smith]

Wall-E

And for something new...
"We're talking paranoid delusional psychosis. I saw the guy's room. Cozy... if you're Hannibal Lecter."

[Nate Smith]

anyone???

[Wayne Doenges]

Another hint please :)

[Nate Smith]

Another hint please :)
Second quote...
...: HDS, sir, and how are you this afternoon? All righty, then. I have a package for you.
...: Sounds broken.
...: Most likely, sir. I'll bet it was something nice, though.

[Wayne Doenges]

Ace Ventura, pet detective.

My turn;

"That girl will tear your heart out, put it in a blender and hit "frappe"."

[A_Reed]

The Mask

1.) We'll ... interface with the FBI on this dead body.
2.) No, no. God no. Burn the body. Get rid of it.
1.) Okay.

[James1902]

Burn after reading

CH 1:Can you fly this plane and land it?
CH 2:Surely you can't be serious.
CH 1 again: I am serious, and don't call me Shirley.

[MissInformation]

Airplane

Here you go:

"When man comes up against something he can't destroy, he destroys himself instead. "

[Wayne Doenges]

OK, I'm late :(

May we have another hint please?

[1337Nerd]

I do believe that's from 30 Days of Night. That was a pretty sweet movie.

Pretty easy one here.

"You just couldn't let me go could you? This is what happens when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object. You truly are incorruptible aren't you? You won't kill me out of some misplaced sense of self-righteousness, and I won't kill you, because you're just too much fun. I think you and I are destined to do this forever."

[James1902]

The Dark Knight

Ch1:"One more word and i'll hold you in contempt."
Ch2:"I hold myself in contempt!!"

[Wayne Doenges]

Another hint please.

Signed: The Management :D

[James1902]

Police Officer: You know why I pulled you over?

Ch 1: Depends on how long you were following me!

Police Officer: Why don't we just take it from the top?

Ch 1: Here goes: I sped. I followed too closely. I ran a stop sign. I almost hit a Chevy. I sped some more. I failed to yield at a crosswalk. I changed lanes at the intersection. I changed lanes without signaling while running a red light and speeding!

Police Officer: Is that all?

Ch 1: No... I have unpaid parking tickets

[Patriots Fan99]

I think that is "Liar Liar"


"if you have one bucket that holds 5 gallons and one bucket that holds 3gallons how many buckets do you have?"

[Patriots Fan99]

Since nobody has answered yet i'm gonna give another clue


Ch1: "Excuse me i'm actually supposed to be getting out of prison today"
Ch2: "Idiot, your in the wrong line"

[George A.]

Idiocracy (Pretty awful movie if you ask me)


"Minors not miners you idiot!"

[germanystudent]

would that be galixy quest?

here's mine:

"Voilà! In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of Fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is a vestige of the vox populi, now vacant, vanished. However, this valorous visitation of a by-gone vexation, stands vivified and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin van-guarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition.
The only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta, held as a votive, not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous.
Verily, this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose, so let me simply add that it's my very good honor to meet you."

[Wayne Doenges]

V for Vendetta

My turn:

Ch1: "I'm sorry, I won't be here when you get back... my wife says I can't be a spy anymore. I have to be home for dinner."

[Patriots Fan99]

thats rush hour 3

Ch1 "What's this movie about?"
Ch2 "Me"
Ch1 "I couldn't even get your mother to watch that movie"

[Patriots Fan99]

well it's been a week so here is another clue

Ch1 "Tea? What's with the finger?! That's not gangsta! That's not gangsta!"
Ch2 "I got you"

[Dolan]

Be Cool



CH1: That ditch is "CH3's" ditch. And I told him that dirt in it's your dirt. What's your dirt doin' in his ditch?
CH2: I don't know, Boss.
CH1: You better get in there and get it out, boy.

[Wayne Doenges]

That quote had a lot of "Holes" in it :D

CH1: The venom of a black mamba can kill a human in four hours, if, say, bitten on the ankle or the thumb. However, a bite to the face or torso can bring death from paralysis within 20 minutes. Now, you should listen to this, 'cause this concerns you. The amount of venom that can be delivered from a single bite can be gargantuan. You know, I've always liked that word...”gargantuan"... so rarely have an opportunity to use it in a sentence. If not treated quickly with antivenom, 10 to 15 milligrams can be fatal to human beings. However, the black mamba can deliver as much as 100 to 400 milligrams of venom from a single bite.

[EricH]

Sorry, Wayne. It's actually Cool Hand Luke.

And... I'll just stick with Wayne's quote.

[George A.]

Wayne's quote is from Kill Bill Volume II


"I have respect for beer!...I have respect for beer!!!!!"

[Patriots Fan99]

A Beautiful Mind


Attention! Attention! Ladies and gentlemen, attention! There is a herd of killer rabbits headed this way and we desperately need your help!

[Wayne Doenges]

Do you have another quote? No one is getting this one.

Signed

The Management :D

[Patriots Fan99]

CH1: Picking up no strangers, Susan. I said that when we left Denver, and I'm sticking with it. Especially a man carrying a gun!


(sorry it took me so long)

[Tottanka]

Wow...nice dig!
The Night of the Lepus... hate that movie :P

"Stop being a freaking dinosaur and get a job!"

[xxsumz]

Hmm no idea..

" *punched in the face* Surprised?"

[Wayne Doenges]

xxsumz, please only post if you know what movie the quote comes from. Thank you.

The Management :D

[Wayne Doenges]

Tottanka, please post another hint.

[Patriots Fan99]

no need it's "Step Brothers"

Here's mine:

Si vis pacem, para bellum.

[1337Nerd]

I do believe that in The Punisher.

Character1: You've changed, Brother! You've gotten taller!
Character2: [indignant] WHAT'D YOU THINK, THAT I'D STILL BE A RUNT AT EIGHTEEN YEARS OLD?

[Wayne Doenges]

I looked up this quote. Is it from a first run movie that played in a theater?

The Management

[1337Nerd]

I'm not sure if it was in theatres or not.

And no, it isn't The Management.

[Wayne Doenges]

No, I'm the Management. I started this thread :D

[1337Nerd]

I'm used to people who started the thread be called the "TC". First time I've heard "The Management" be used.

Anyways, I'm not sure if it was in theatres or not. I know it was in one country, that isn't the US or Canada. I'm just not sure about here.

[EricH]

I'm used to people who started the thread be called the "TC". First time I've heard "The Management" be used.

Anyways, I'm not sure if it was in theatres or not. I know it was in one country, that isn't the US or Canada. I'm just not sure about here.
Actually, it's often "OP" here. Wayne is kind of the de facto overseer of this thread, so he uses "The Management" here if he's doing "official" work.

And the reason he's asking is that one of the rules is that the feature movie would have played in theaters on release. (i.e., no release on DVD stuff)

[Wayne Doenges]

1337NERD may we have another quote from this movie?

The Management :D

[1337Nerd]

Certainly.

Character1: This whole place is about to blow.
Character2: WHAT? Why?
Character1: [matter of factly] 'Cause, I don't like it!

[1337Nerd]

Since nobody seems able to get it, the answer was "FullMetal Alchemist: Conquerer of Shamballa". I'll post a different one that should be slightly easier.

For anyone who's seen this it should be a dead giveaway. But it was hard finding a clean quote.

Character1: Should I call you Bullet? Tooth?
Character2: You can call me Susan if it makes you happy.

[chi yuki]

Certainly.

Character1: This whole place is about to blow.
Character2: WHAT? Why?
Character1: [matter of factly] 'Cause, I don't like it!

I have to say I LOVE FMA and I know what you are talking about. Ed's funny.


Here's my quote, "Everything I've done, I've done for you. I move the stars for no one."

[Wayne Doenges]

The current movie quote is:
Character1: Should I call you Bullet? Tooth?
Character2: You can call me Susan if it makes you happy.

chi yuki you must guess the movie from the above quote before submitting your own.

Thank you

The Management

[chi yuki]

The current movie quote is:
Character1: Should I call you Bullet? Tooth?
Character2: You can call me Susan if it makes you happy.

chi yuki you must guess the movie from the above quote before submitting your own.

Thank you

The Management

Sorry:( ignore me. I'm new at this.

[2056Durfey]

Snatch, an amzing movie (like most Guy Ritchie films)


1: They're armed.
2: What was that? Armed? What do you mean armed? Armed with what?
1: Err, bad breath, colorful language, feather duster... what do you think they're gonna be armed with? Guns, you *idiot*!


*edited for language

[encycsilver]

Boondock saints maybe?

[2056Durfey]

Also a very good movie, but no, not quite, heres another hint

(not necessarily the same characters as above)

1: Shotguns? What, like guns that fire shot?
2: Oh, you must be the brains of the operation. Yes, guns that fire shot

[Wayne Doenges]

Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels.
Good movie with a strange plot

My turn:
Ch 1: "I told you I don't like guns."
Ch 2: "I know. Neither do I."

[Patriots Fan99]

under siege


"You've got to ask yourself a question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?"

[James1902]

Dirty Harry

Ch1: I am Ivan Checkov, and you will be closing now.
Ch 2: Checkov? Well, this here's McCoy. We find a Spock, we got us an away team.

[Wayne Doenges]

No one is getting this. May we have another quote please?

The Management :)

[James1902]

Ch 1: [picking gear] Do ya know what we need, man? Some rope.
Ch 2: Absolutely. What are ya, insane?
Ch 1: No I ain't. Charlie Bronson's always got rope.
Ch 2: What?
Ch 1: Yeah. He's got a lot of rope strapped around him in the movies, and they always end up using it.
Ch 2: You've lost it, haven't ya?
Ch 1: No, I'm serious.
Ch 2: Me too. That's stupid. Name one thing you gonna need a rope for.
Ch 1: You don't * know what you're gonna need it for. They just always need it.


*:edited for content

[YourEvilTwin67]

:confused: wasn't that the blues brothers? "Correct me if I'm wrong Sandy, but if I kill all the golfers, they're gonna lock me up and throw away the key..."

[James1902]

not the blues brothers, sorry

the quote is still

Ch 1: [picking gear] Do ya know what we need, man? Some rope.
Ch 2: Absolutely. What are ya, insane?
Ch 1: No I ain't. Charlie Bronson's always got rope.
Ch 2: What?
Ch 1: Yeah. He's got a lot of rope strapped around him in the movies, and they always end up using it.
Ch 2: You've lost it, haven't ya?
Ch 1: No, I'm serious.
Ch 2: Me too. That's stupid. Name one thing you gonna need a rope for.
Ch 1: You don't * know what you're gonna need it for. They just always need it.


*:edited for content

[Wayne Doenges]

wasn't that the blues brothers? "Correct me if I'm wrong Sandy, but if I kill all the golfers, they're gonna lock me up and throw away the key..."
You are quoting Bill Murray in Caddy Shack

[George A.]

not the blues brothers, sorry

the quote is still

Ch 1: [picking gear] Do ya know what we need, man? Some rope.
Ch 2: Absolutely. What are ya, insane?
Ch 1: No I ain't. Charlie Bronson's always got rope.
Ch 2: What?
Ch 1: Yeah. He's got a lot of rope strapped around him in the movies, and they always end up using it.
Ch 2: You've lost it, haven't ya?
Ch 1: No, I'm serious.
Ch 2: Me too. That's stupid. Name one thing you gonna need a rope for.
Ch 1: You don't * know what you're gonna need it for. They just always need it.


*:edited for content


Since no one else answered...I'll answer and get this thread back on track.

The movie is: The Boondock Saints (You must've done a LOT of editing ;-) )

"Sonic Boom? More like 'Gym Teacher Man'!!!"

[Wayne Doenges]

Sky High
"I'm not Wonder Women you know."

"No, no, it's all right, he's just killing my alligator bags and shooting holes in my suits. Man, that's just MEAN. That's MEAN, man."

[martin417]

"No, no, it's all right, he's just killing my alligator bags and shooting holes in my suits. Man, that's just MEAN. That's MEAN, man."

--Payback.


"Mr. President, we are rapidly approaching a moment of truth both for ourselves as human beings and for the life of our nation. Now, truth is not always a pleasant thing. But it is necessary now to make a choice, to choose between two admittedly regrettable, but nevertheless *distinguishable*, postwar environments: one where you got twenty million people killed, and the other where you got a hundred and fifty million people killed."

[2056Durfey]

Dr. Stranglove, great movie, awesome job by Peter Sellers.


"Who is Keyser Soze? He is supposed to be Turkish. Some say his father was German. Nobody believed he was real. Nobody ever saw him or knew anybody that ever worked directly for him, but to hear Kobayashi tell it, anybody could have worked for Soze. You never knew. That was his power. The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist. And like that, poof. He's gone. "

[Patriots Fan99]

the usual suspects

CH1: You'll kill us... with a soup cup?
CH2: Tea, actually.
CH1: What's that?
CH2: I'll kill you with my tea cup.

[EricH]

I believe that that movie is the Chronicles of Riddick.

C1: I was expecting someone a little... taller.
C2: You're one to talk.

[dman14]

Prince Caspian

Ch1 "Fast Tony would sell his own mother for a grape."
Ch2 "Are you makin' and offer? I mean, no, i would not!

[YourEvilTwin67]

not the blues brothers, sorry

the quote is still

Ch 1: [picking gear] Do ya know what we need, man? Some rope.
Ch 2: Absolutely. What are ya, insane?
Ch 1: No I ain't. Charlie Bronson's always got rope.
Ch 2: What?
Ch 1: Yeah. He's got a lot of rope strapped around him in the movies, and they always end up using it.
Ch 2: You've lost it, haven't ya?
Ch 1: No, I'm serious.
Ch 2: Me too. That's stupid. Name one thing you gonna need a rope for.
Ch 1: You don't * know what you're gonna need it for. They just always need it.


*:edited for content you posted that while i was typing mine that's from boondock saints the scene where they accidentally use the rope is the best.

[Wayne Doenges]

dman14 could we have another quote? No one is getting the last one.

The Management

[Molten]

is it Ice Age 2?

[dman14]

ya ice age 2, sorry didnt check thread for a lil

[Molten]

New one:

Character 1: How do a bunch of people with hand tools build all this?
Character 2: The same way the built the pyramids, the Great Wall of China.
Character 3: Yeah... the aliens helped them.

[2056TM]

National Treasure

"Initiative comes to thems that wait."

[typharn91]

A Clockwork Orange duh
wonderful movie definetly liek the book so much more though

C1: Who's that then?
C2: I dunno. Must be a king.
C1: Why?
C2: He hasn't got **** all over him.
****= explitive starting with a "S"

[Wayne Doenges]

Too easy.
Monty Python's and the Holy Grail.
"I'm not dead yet"

My turn:
Ch1: "Close is a lingerie shop without a front window."

[flyingcrayons]

Lethal Weapon 3

My turn...

" It was an explosion of flavor. I'm working with some very unstable herbs!"

[Lil' Lavery]

Accepted.



"I had a very strong work ethic. The problem was my ethics in work."

[Wayne Doenges]

May we have another quote please?

[Lil' Lavery]

From the same movie:

"Its strange to think how that knock changed everything, everything, hey don't get me wrong here, I don't believe in fate, i believe in odds"

[Wayne Doenges]

Nobody is getting this one. Tell us what the movie was and give us a new one.

Thanks

The Management

[ScottOliveira]

Boiler Room

"It's doubtful our sonar would even pick it up. If it did it would sound like whales humping, or some kind of seismic anomaly. Anything but a submarine.

[2056TM]

Hunt for Red October

Character 1:"Look's expensive"
Character 2:"It cost a very wealthy Russian an arm and a leg"

[2056Durfey]

RocknRolla

Quote: "Remember what the general said; we're the cavalry. It would be bad form to arrive in advance of schedule. In the nick of time would do nicely."

[Taylor]

A Bridge Too Far. (nice obscure one there)


C1: Nothin'. A handful of nothin'. You stupid mullet head. He beat you with nothin'. Just like today when he kept comin' back at me - with nothin'.

C2: Yeah, well, sometimes nothin' can be a real cool hand.

[ScottOliveira]

Cool Hand Luke

Wayne, I think we've established that 'Kaka Kaka!' and 'Tookie Tookie!' don't work.

[2056Durfey]

Evolution

Quote: "Does the road to Ambileve still lead to Malmedy?"

[drumfreak]

Battle of the Bulge

"Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue."

[cheesehead97]

"I know what you're thinking. "Did he fire six shots or only five?" Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. you've got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?"

[EricH]

"I know what you're thinking. "Did he fire six shots or only five?" Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. you've got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?"
Please provide a movie for the quote above you before giving your own quote.

[ScottOliveira]

Battle of the Bulge

"Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue."

Airplane!


"I know what you're thinking. "Did he fire six shots or only five?" Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. you've got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?"

Dirty Harry

Both classics....

"You know that guy who can pick up any girl? I'm him. On crack."

[James1902]

Thank You for Smoking
great movie

"This sash was a gift to me by the Queen of America!"

[Wayne Doenges]

The Three Musketeers
Great movie.

My turn:
"I lost. I lost? Wait a second, I'm not supposed to lose. Let me see the script."

[ScottOliveira]

Robin Hood: Men in Tights

"Are you not entertained? ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?! Is this not why you are here?"

[George A.]

Gladiator

"hey what's with the knife? are we having cake or something?"

[drumfreak]

Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back

"I can count to potato."

[cheesehead97]

the Ringer

"Over? Did you say "over"? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no!"

[Wayne Doenges]

Animal House
R.I.P John Belushi

CH1: "so he sees this building on fire and then just outside of town is this reservoir, so what he does is... "
CH2: "He takes a plane, he goes over the reservoir, fills it with water, dumps it, puts the fire out."
CH1: "No! He missed. He hit the post office next door. Knocked it on its butt! It took him three tries. The town was awash; the groceries were burnt. It was fire, flood and famine. If he could have managed plague, it would have been the four horsemen of the apocalypse in one PBY. I mean he was unique."

[Lil' Lavery]

Always


"I know what you're asking yourself and the answer is yes. I have a nick name for my penis. Its called the Octagon, but I also nick named my testes - my left one is James Westfall and my right one is Doctor Kenneth Noisewater. You ladies play your cards right you just might get to meet the whole gang."

[cheesehead97]

Anchorman



My Chevy shook a $h!t

[Wayne Doenges]

Could we have another quote please?

The Management

[cheesehead97]

"I could eat shlapjacks every day of the weeksh, eh."

[JackN]

Escanaba In Da Moonlight

"Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it"

[Lil' Lavery]

Ferris Bueller's Day Off!!!


"No. To tell you the truth, I'd rather go bowling. Look, what if we actually did what our wives think we're doing... just to shake things up? "

[Finleym]

The Incredibles (Said by Frozone to Mr. Incredible while sitting in the car listening to the police scanner after fleeing the Par's house and dinner and prior to collapsing a building, saving the inhabitants, setting off the burgler alarm in the jewelry store next door, freezing a cop, and fleeing the scene.)

[delsaner]

The Incredibles!

"Its not a matter of where it grips it, its a simple matter of weigh ratios. A five ounce bird, cannot carry a one pound coconut." (Probably an easy one.)

[EricH]

"Its not a matter of where it grips it, its a simple matter of weigh ratios. A five ounce bird, cannot carry a one pound coconut." (Probably an easy one.)
Monty Python and the Holy Grail. That would be the guards at the tower to King Arthur, debating how they got the coconuts.

C1: "You're a _____!"
C2: "Can't you guys come up with anything original?" *slash*

(note: _____ would give it away right away if filled in--it's not a censored word.)

[Finleym]

The Chronicles of Narnia: Prince Caspian (C1: Reepacheep, C2: Telmarine Soldier -or- Prince Caspian)

"I told you. We're an anarcho-syndicalist commune. We take it in turns to act as a sort of executive officer for the week."

[EricH]

The Chronicles of Narnia: Prince Caspian (C1: Reepacheep, C2: Telmarine Soldier -or- Prince Caspian)

"I told you. We're an anarcho-syndicalist commune. We take it in turns to act as a sort of executive officer for the week."
Monty Python and the Holy Grail. The peasants gathering peat to Arthur. "I'm being repressed!"

And I was thinking of Telmarine Soldier; Caspian didn't get slashed by the mouse.

quote:
"You IDIOTS! You captured their stunt doubles!"

[kreeve]

Monty Python and the Holy Grail. The peasants gathering peat to Arthur. "I'm being repressed!"

And I was thinking of Telmarine Soldier; Caspian didn't get slashed by the mouse.

quote:
"You IDIOTS! You captured their stunt doubles!"

Spaceballs!


quote:
"There's that word again;'heavy'. Why are things so heavy in the future?"

[Wayne Doenges]

Back t the Future I

My turn
Ch1: "One thought he was invincible... the other thought he could fly."
Ch2: "So? "
CH1: "They were both wrong"

[delsaner]

Marked for Death!


"The invention, my dear friends, is 93% perspiration, 6% electricity, 4% evaporation, and 2% butterscotch ripple."

[2056TM]

Willy Wonka and The Chocolate Factory


"That's a human ear all right."

[Wayne Doenges]

Sam, may we have another quote please?

[2056TM]

Character 1: "I can't figure out if you're a detective or a pervert."
Character 2: "Well, that's for me to know and you to find out."

[Wayne Doenges]

I've been remiss about wating a week before asking for another quote. No one is getting this. May we have a new movie.

The Management :rolleyes:

[Mr. Pockets]

"My lord. Is that legal?"
"I will make it legal"

[Rick TYler]

"My lord. Is that legal?"
"I will make it legal"

Phantom Menace

"I want my two dollars! "

[BruceS]

American pie

person 1: what are the eggs for?
person 2: these eggs?
person 1: yea those eggs
person 2: the eggs are for you, we thought you would like to wear one today.

[Rick TYler]

American pie

No, actually. Think "older and funnier."

[BruceS]

Then can i get a different quote from that movie?

[Rick TYler]

Then can i get a different quote from that movie?

Sure:

Two brothers... One speaks no English, the other learned English from watching "The Wide World of Sports." So you tell me... Which is better, speaking no English at all, or speaking Howard Cosell?

and

You ski the K-12 dude, and girls will go sterile just looking at you!

[drumfreak]

Better Off Dead...

"Uhh, you do realise, uh, he has to be, uh,... well, dead,... by the terms of the card, uh, before he donates his liver."

[Wayne Doenges]

Drum Freak, another quote please.

[Wayne Doenges]

Since Drum Freak won't post a new quote, I will.

Ch 1: Wow, this organic fuel is great! Why haven't I heard about it before?
Ch 2: It's a conspiracy, man! The oil companies got a grip on the government. They're feeding us a bunch of lies, man!

[youngWilliam14]

Cars!


crowd:"A black sheriff?"

[EricH]

Blazing Saddles.

C1: I relieve you, sir.
C2: I am relieved.

[encycsilver]

Star Trek, the new one.

"I was hiding under your porch cause I love you"

[youngWilliam14]

Up

"Cam shaft"

[Zipding]

Transformers 2: Revenge of the Fallen!


I got a jar of dirt!

[Wayne Doenges]

Pirates of the Caribbean, Dead Man's Chest

My turn:
Ch1: "What are you studying up there?"
CH2: "Oh, the usual. Nebulae, quasars, pulsars, stuff like that. What are you writing?"
CH2: "The usual. Nouns, adverbs, adjective here and there."

[Wayne Doenges]

Here's another hint:

"I'll tell you one thing about the universe, though. The universe is a pretty big place. It's bigger than anything anyone has ever dreamed of before. So if it's just us... seems like an awful waste of space. Right?"

[EricH]

Contact.

(P.S. Wayne, that one was used a while ago in this thread...)


"We are NO GO for launch! I repeat, we are NO GO for launch!"

[germanystudent]

apollo 13? but here's mine


"Wear some golf shoes, otherwise we'll never get out of this place alive. Impossible to walk in this muck. No footing at all"

[drumfreak]

Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas


"I will live in Montana. And I will marry a round American woman and raise rabbits, and she will cook them for me. And I will have a pickup truck... maybe even a "recreational vehicle." And drive from state to state. Do they let you do that?"

[Rick TYler]

"I will live in Montana. And I will marry a round American woman and raise rabbits, and she will cook them for me. And I will have a pickup truck... maybe even a "recreational vehicle." And drive from state to state. Do they let you do that?"

The Hunt for Red October

"Ice is nice! How does it feel to be frozen?" (Hint: from before you high school kids were born...)

[Wayne Doenges]

Weird Science

In the words of Socrates "I drank what?"

My turn:

CH1: "Ya know they always say if you live in one place long enough, you are that place."

[Josh Drake]

Rocky Balboa
Actually a good movie for those who didn't see it. Not great, but good.




"For a mechanic, you seem to do an excessive amount
of thinking."

I was in machine maintenance before I got my engineering degree, so I love this line.:)

[Rick TYler]

It wasn't Weird Science, it was Real Genius. This was a terrible error -- sort of like confusing Dom Pérignon Rosé with Diet Fanta.

[EricH]

We're still on this one:

"We are NO GO for launch! I repeat, we are NO GO for launch!"

It is NOT from Apollo 13, as they did in fact launch. It's much more recent, too.

To help you out a bit--

"These animatronics are lame!"
*ROAR*
"Aaaaaaah!"

[Wayne Doenges]

Was it Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian?

It's not a dress it's a Tunic!!

My turn, I hope:

CH1: "My parents left me that house. I was born there."
CH2: :You're not gonna lose the house, everybody has three mortgages nowadays."

[Josh Drake]

Ghostbusters

"For a mechanic, you seem to do an excessive amount
of thinking."

[Mr. Pockets]

If I'm not mistaken that's star wars episode two: attack of the clones (C-3PO to R2-D2).

My turn: "Someones been eating my candy. Someones been sitting in my chair. SOMEBODY FORGOT TO FLUSH!"

[Josh Drake]

If I'm not mistaken that's star wars episode two: attack of the clones (C-3PO to R2-D2).

My turn: "Someones been eating my candy. Someones been sitting in my chair. SOMEBODY FORGOT TO FLUSH!"

IDK, but I want to:D

[NalaTI]

"Someones been eating my candy. Someones been sitting in my chair. SOMEBODY FORGOT TO FLUSH!"

Open Season

"Activate the Omega 13"

[youngWilliam14]

Open Season

"Activate the Omega 13"


Galaxy Quest!


"You told me to wait!"
and
"You gandered at my ward"

[2056TM]

Sweeney Todd

- You sure? You're the only man I know who could mix Elvis Costello and Public Enemy!

[drumfreak]

Singles


"I could dance with you till the cows come home...On second thought, I'd rather dance with the cows when you came home."

[NalaTI]

"I could dance with you till the cows come home...On second thought, I'd rather dance with the cows when you came home."
Duck Soup

"one, two, four" - "three sir"

[EricH]

"one, two, four" - "three sir"I assume that you mean:

"1, 2, 5!"
"3, sir!"
"3!" *throws Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch*

Which is from Monty Python and the Holy Grail.


"Are you crazy? That throws off the space-time continuum!"
"Maybe he invented it."

[EricH]

It's been a week, so here's another quote from the same movie:

"OK, everyone remember where we parked."

[klrswift]

Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home

"The word is no. I am therefore going anyway."

[Austin H]

Star Trek III: The Search for Spock

"Looks like the pool on the roof has a leak"

[encycsilver]

Hackers.

"I need someone to tell me what's good and I need someone to tell me what is bad. Because if nobody tells you these things, then how do you know what's good and what's bad? What happens then...when nobody tells you these things?"

[EricH]

It's been over a week. Can we get another hint please?

[delsaner]

"Ready your breakfast and eat and eat hearty... for tonight we dine in hell"

[Josh Drake]

I guess the previous quote went to the curb...

This one is "300"

So I'll repost the previous one, because I don't know it.

"I need someone to tell me what's good and I need someone to tell me what is bad. Because if nobody tells you these things, then how do you know what's good and what's bad? What happens then...when nobody tells you these things?"

[drumfreak]

The Informers

"I used to be legit. I was too legit. I was too legit to quit. but now I'm not legit. I'm unlegit. And for that reason, I must quit."

[Wayne Doenges]

May we have another quote please?

The Management

[Mr. Pockets]

I'm not sure if you meant for anyone to post one but...
"What if he's only a little crazy, like painters, or composers, or those men in Washington?"

[EricH]

Usually what is meant by "Another quote please" is for whoever posted the non-answered quote to post another quote from the same movie or a hint as to the quote's origin (i.e., for the last one I did, I could have pointed out that Montgomery and Bones had had the space-time discussion, or posted the other quote).

If it's too long, we might just look it up, give the movie, and get a new quote. (Note: this is only used to keep the thread moving if it's been dead too long.)

[drumfreak]

I'm not sure if you meant for anyone to post one but...
"What if he's only a little crazy, like painters, or composers, or those men in Washington?"

Miracle on 34th Street

Since nobody got my first quote here's another one from the same movie:

"I needed to think about last night. So I galloped into a wooded glen, and after punch-dancing out my rage and suffering an extremely long and very painful fall, I realized what has to be done."

[Katie_UPS]

Hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy? Or something like zoolander.

"We are all men of word except (character) who is, in fact, a woman"

[Finleym]

Pirates of the Caribean: The Curse of the Black Pearl

"Cuttlefish! Ay? Let us not, dear friends, forget our dear friends the cuttlefish..."

[delsaner]

Pirates Of The Carribean: At Worlds End

"What is this... A center for ants?! How can we teach our children to read, if they cant even fit inside the building?"

[Wayne Doenges]

Zoolander

My turn:

CH1: "You find my pain amusing?"
CH2: "I find everyone's pain amusing, except my own... I'm French!"

[Wayne Doenges]

No one is getting it.
Another quote than:

CH1: "We leave immediately!"
CH2: "What about supper?"
CH1: "We leave in five hours!"

[delsaner]

Flushed Away

CH1: I left a message.
CH2: A message... What number did you call?
CH1: two, three, four, six, niner...
CH2: I cant hear you, youre trailing off. And did I catch a niner in there, were you calling from a walkie-talkie?
CH1: No, it was cordless.

[Wayne Doenges]

May we have another quote?

The Management

[Wayne Doenges]

Since I'm being ignored I will post a new quote :(

CH 1: "Read it, roll it, hole it."

[Wayne Doenges]

New quote:

CH 2: "What's that carrying his bag... a pygmy?"

[BrendanB]

The Greatest Game Ever Played!

CH1: "What about second breakfast?" something easy to get this going!;)

[EricH]

Lord of the Rings: Fellowship of the Ring. Pippin to Aragorn near the marshes.

"Just wait until Mom hears that you tried to take over the world again."

[Mr. Pockets]

Spy kids 2
CH1: I'd rather die
Ch2: THAT CAN BE ARRANGED!

[Mr. Pockets]

A week and no responses... here's another quote from the same movie:

"This axe was a given to me by the czarina of Tokyo"

[Wayne Doenges]

The Three Musketeers (1993)

My turn:

Ch 1: "Wait a minute, I got it. I got it. I got it. How about this: The Molintator."

[Molten]

The Three Musketeers (1993)

My turn:

Ch 1: "Wait a minute, I got it. I got it. I got it. How about this: The Molintator."

The Santa Clause 2(Just watched all three like 2 weeks ago.)


Now, for a movie every FIRSTer should watch:

Ch 1: This is our moment to shine, to show them what we're made of.
Ch 2: In my case it's a rare metal called afraidium. It's yellow, tastes like chicken...

[wierdo94]

"Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elleberries."

[EricH]

Guess it's time to review the rules again:
1) Answer the previous quote first.
2) Provide your own quote.
3) No use of [your favorite movie-quote search engine] to find the answer--verification that you get the correct quote in your posting is just fine.
4) Keep 'em clean.

With that said, the above quote was from nothing less than Monty Python and the Quest for the Holy Grail, but we are still on:

Ch 1: This is our moment to shine, to show them what we're made of.
Ch 2: In my case it's a rare metal called afraidium. It's yellow, tastes like chicken...

[Josh Drake]

That's too easy, Robots

I'll go with a Christmas theme:

Ch1: What is your name?
Ch2: Kris Kringle.
Ch1: Where do you live?
Ch2: That's what this hearing will decide.
Ch3: A very sound answer, Mister Kringle.
Ch1: Do you really believe that you're Santa Claus?
Ch2: Of course.
Ch1: [long pause] The state rests, your honor.

[Wayne Doenges]

Miracle on 34th Street. One of my favorites.

My turn:

CH 1: "Strange, isn't it? Each man's life touches so many other lives. When he isn't around he leaves an awful hole, doesn't he?"

[Mr. Pockets]

Edit: Hah, beat me to it Wayne. It's one of my favorites too =)
Your's is: It's a Wonderful Life
(Another amazing Christmas movie!)

"It sort of reminds me of the North pole; but it's dark, and dirty, and everyone looks like they want to hurt me."

[Wayne Doenges]

May we have another post please.

The Management

[Rick TYler]

"It sort of reminds me of the North pole; but it's dark, and dirty, and everyone looks like they want to hurt me."

It sounds like it's from Elf, but I think you munged the quote. Isn't it something like, "It's just like Santa's workshop! Except it smells like (can't remember)... and everyone looks like they want to hurt me"?

New Christmas quote: "Some men are Baptists, others Catholics; my father was an Oldsmobile man."

[Akash Rastogi]

New Christmas quote: "Some men are Baptists, others Catholics; my father was an Oldsmobile man."

A CHRISTMAS STORY ^_^ I know those lines by heart.

"It's a funny thing about comin' home. Looks the same, smells the same, feels the same. You'll realize what's changed is you."

[skimoose]

"It's a funny thing about comin' home. Looks the same, smells the same, feels the same. You'll realize what's changed is you."

The Curious Case of Benjamin Button if I'm not mistaken.

This one goes out to all those people who don't see the point in trying to guess at the game hint:

"Always with the negative waves Moriarty, always with the negative waves. ..."

[AbeEzell1]

Is it "Kelly's Heroes"?

OK, Here is a movie that we watch as a team every year,

"Wow, he just made the international sign of the doughnut."

[RoseJ]

XD Gotta love traditions! Mars Attacks

"Jack, please, I'm only an elected official here, I can't make decisions by myself!"