Movie quotes

[Wayne Doenges]

Let's start a new game of movie quotes.
Rules:
1) It must be from a feature movie that would play in a theater.
2) It can't be too easy like; "Use the force Luke" :D
3) You must guess before you can submit a new quote. I'll leave it up to the author to make sure it's the right answer.


OK I'll start.

"No matter where you go, there you are."

[dlavery]

Let's start a new game of movie quotes.
Rules:
1) It must be from a feature movie that would play in a theater.
2) It can't be too easy like; "Use the force Luke" :D
3) You must guess before you can submit a new quote. I'll leave it up to the author to make sure it's the right answer.


OK I'll start.

"No matter where you go, there you are."
That one is too easy for all the fans of really classic B-grade movies:
"The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across the 8th Dimension," an absolutely GREAT John Lithgow movie! (just call me John Bigboote!)

so now on to:

"I'm sorry, Dave, I'm afraid I can't do that"

[Katie Reynolds]

so now on to:

"I'm sorry, Dave, I'm afraid I can't do that"2001: A Space Oddyssey

"We must always fear the wicked. But there is another kind of evil that we must fear the most, and that is the indifference of good men."

[MissInformation]

2001: A Space Oddyssey

"We must always fear the wicked. But there is another kind of evil that we must fear the most, and that is the indifference of good men."

The Boondock Saints, I think.

"What did you expect? "Welcome sonny," "Make yourself at home," "Marry my daughter." You've got to remember, that these are just simple farmers, these are people of the land, the common clay of the new west. You know . . . morons."

[dlavery]

The Boondock Saints, I think.

"What did you expect? "Welcome sonny," "Make yourself at home," "Marry my daughter." You've got to remember, that these are just simple farmers, these are people of the land, the common clay of the new west. You know . . . morons."


"Blazing Saddles"!!! (Don't shoot Mongo! You will only make him mad!)

so now:

"When I invite a woman to dinner, I expect her to look at my face. That's the price she has to pay."

-dave

p.s. I would like to suggest a "no use of Google to look these up" rule - you have to KNOW the quote to answer.

[Rich Kressly]

"When I invite a woman to dinner, I expect her to look at my face. That's the price she has to pay."

-dave

p.s. I would like to suggest a "no use of Google to look these up" rule - you have to KNOW the quote to answer.

_A Night at the Opera_, Marks brothers .... Otis B. Driftwood, a great classic choice Dave! (and No I didn't use Google)

...and now...

"Lots of space in this mall..."

[Andy Baker]

"Lots of space in this mall..."

(OK... no Googling. Good idea, Dave. Everyone get out your GP and follow along. This means that the quotes will need to be easier.)


Answer: Blues Brothers

"We're gonna need a bigger boat."


Andy B.

[Al Skierkiewicz]

(OK... no Googling. Good idea, Dave. Everyone get out your GP and follow along. This means that the quotes will need to be easier.)


Answer: Blues Brothers

"We're gonna need a bigger boat."


Andy B.

Answer: Jaws 1, Sheriff Brady uttered while chumming

"Do we need any help? (reply) Oh, all we can get."

[Wayne Doenges]

"Do we need any help? (reply) Oh, all we can get."

Again 'Blazing Saddles'. Cleavon Little (Bart) to an upside-down Gene Wilder (The Waco Kid)


Person 1 "Are you trying to hit these people". Person 2 "No, well maybe that mime"


ps Rule #4. Please don't use a search engine to find and answer.
Rule #5 Please no profanity

Thanks

The Management :)

[Elgin Clock]

<not an entry>
OK I'll start.
"No matter where you go, there you are."

Hold the phone.. Wasn't that in the Brady Bunch Movie as well?? I think that's where I remember it from.
Prolly reused it from that movie Dave said.. but I think it WAS in the Brady Bunch remake movie as well.
oh wells.
</not an entry>

[dlavery]

Im guessing one of the Die Hard movies....

******

There's someone out there for everyone - even if you need a pickaxe, a compass, and night goggles to find them

hint: this was said by Steve Martin it is sorta hard though!!:D

Yeah, it was in Die Hard 3, Samuel L. Jackson to Bruce Willis while driving through Central Park (and I do mean THROUGH) (and I think that he did hit the mime)

The Steve Martin quote is from L.A. Story. I never did really understand the bit with the talking sign. Sarah Jessica Parker's character is a riot (who has WAY too much caffeine in her system). But why is Captain Jean-Luc Piccard in this movie?

Oh well. For some, this will be easy:

"Why don't you knock it off with the negative waves? Why don't you dig how beautiful it is out here? Why don't you say something righteous and hopeful for a change?"

-dave

[Rich Kressly]

Oh well. For some, this will be easy:

"Why don't you knock it off with the negative waves? Why don't you dig how beautiful it is out here? Why don't you say something righteous and hopeful for a change?"

-dave

Kelly's Heroes!!! Oddball I believe...

Here goes ... one I've used in the classroom dozens of times,
"Never underestimate the power of denial."

[MissInformation]

Kelly's Heroes!!! Oddball I believe...

Here goes ... one I've used in the classroom dozens of times,
"Never underestimate the power of denial."

American Beauty!


"You've got to understand my position. I'm a coward."

[Wayne Doenges]

OK, I give up. What was the movie?

To keep it going, here's another gem :)

"It's 106 miles to Chicago, we have a full tank of gas, a half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark and we're wearing sunglasses."

[Al Skierkiewicz]

Elwood to Jake
Jake replies, "Hit it!"
Blues Brothers, of course!

"Someone want to get this walking carpet out of my way?"



Wayne, what you doing up so early?

[kpugh]

"The 1961 Ferrari, two-fifty GT California. Less than a hundred were made. My father spent three years restoring this car. It is his love, it is his passion . . ."

"It is his fault he didn't lock the garage."

Ferris Bueler's Day Off

"I was born a poor black child"

[MissInformation]

OK, I give up. What was the movie?



You mean not everyone knows the movie I selected by heart? My quote was from Labyrinth.

[RogerR]

Ferris Bueler's Day Off

"I was born a poor black child"

the jerk, featuring steve martin.

Character 1: "Son, you're looking at a legend"
Character 2: "I guess a legend and an out-of-work bum look a lot a like, daddy"

[Wayne Doenges]

Wayne, what you doing up so early?
Al, I work third shift :ahh:

Character 1: "Son, you're looking at a legend"
Character 2: "I guess a legend and an out-of-work bum look a lot a like, daddy"
The first Smokey and the Bandit.


"I gotta get me one of these!"

[dlavery]

"I gotta get me one of these!"

Will Smith in Independence Day, while flying the alien spacecraft with Jeff Goldblum.



"I’m in the prime of my life, and I will only be young once."
"Yeah, but you will be stupid for the rest of your life."

[MissInformation]

Will Smith in Independence Day, while flying the alien spacecraft with Jeff Goldblum.



"I’m in the prime of my life, and I will only be young once."
"Yeah, but you will be stupid for the rest of your life."

Stand By Me!!! Great movie! (based on "The Body" by Stephen King, which I just read for my English class)


Hopefully this one is a little easier than my last one:

"Well, what does she expect? You leave your navigator lying around, naturally somebody is going to run over him."

[MissInformation]

Stand By Me!!! Great movie! (based on "The Body" by Stephen King, which I just read for my English class)


Hopefully this one is a little easier than my last one:

"Well, what does she expect? You leave your navigator lying around, naturally somebody is going to run over him."

Okay, maybe that was too tough for you (don't tell me I'm the only one who's seen this bad, yet fun, movie). Here's an easier quote from the same movie:

"As the cars roar into Pennsylvania, the cradle of liberty, it seems apparent that our citizens are staying off the streets, which may make scoring particularly difficult, even with this year's rule changes. To recap those revisions:Women are still worth 10 points more than men in all age brackets, but teenagers now rack up 40 points, and toddlers under 12 now rate a big 70 points. The big score: anyone, any sex, over 75 years old has been upped to 100 points."

[Billfred]

Funny you should mention that--we were just talking about that movie the other day in Preston. Deathrace 2000.

"Heaven is just a mouse click away."

(And no, it's not Bruce Almighty.)

[Dave Scheck]

"As the cars roar into Pennsylvania, the cradle of liberty, it seems apparent that our citizens are staying off the streets, which may make scoring particularly difficult, even with this year's rule changes. To recap those revisions:Women are still worth 10 points more than men in all age brackets, but teenagers now rack up 40 points, and toddlers under 12 now rate a big 70 points. The big score: anyone, any sex, over 75 years old has been upped to 100 points."Death Race 2000!!!

"Heaven is just a mouse click away."
Bruce Almighty

"In third grade, I cheated on my history exam. In fourth grade, I stole my uncle Max's toupee and I glued it on my face when I was Moses in my Hebrew School play. In fifth grade, I knocked my sister Edie down the stairs and I blamed it on the dog...When my mom sent me to the summer camp for fat kids and then they served lunch I got nuts and I pigged out and they kicked me out...But the worst thing I ever done -- I mixed a pot of fake puke at home and then I went to this movie theater, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony and then, t-t-then, I made a noise like this: hua-hua-hua-huaaaaaaa -- and then I dumped it over the side, all over the people in the audience. And then, this was horrible, all the people started getting sick and throwing up all over each other. I never felt so bad in my entire life."

[kpugh]

"In third grade, I cheated on my history exam. In fourth grade, I stole my uncle Max's toupee and I glued it on my face when I was Moses in my Hebrew School play. In fifth grade, I knocked my sister Edie down the stairs and I blamed it on the dog...When my mom sent me to the summer camp for fat kids and then they served lunch I got nuts and I pigged out and they kicked me out...But the worst thing I ever done -- I mixed a pot of fake puke at home and then I went to this movie theater, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony and then, t-t-then, I made a noise like this: hua-hua-hua-huaaaaaaa -- and then I dumped it over the side, all over the people in the audience. And then, this was horrible, all the people started getting sick and throwing up all over each other. I never felt so bad in my entire life."

The Goonies

"Careful you idiot! I said across her nose, not up it!"

[Wayne Doenges]

Space Balls the Movie (Dark Helmet to gunner)


"I like mechanics. They can tinker with things for hours, make them go fast."

[Joe J.]

Pass

"It's a complete piece of ...antiquated equipment, Sir"

[Wayne Doenges]

"It's a complete piece of ...antiquated equipment, Sir"
Don't know. What is it from?

"I like mechanics. They can tinker with things for hours, make them go fast."
From Stroker Ace. Elvira talking to Jim Nabors


Time is an illusion, lunchtime doubly so.

[dlavery]

Time is an illusion, lunchtime doubly so.

OK, I am going to try a "partial" on this one. It is by Douglas Adams from "Hitchhikers Guide To The Galaxy." I remember the quote from the book, but I honestly don't remember that they used it in the movie (at least not the latest one - how about the BBC series?). So is this an actual movie quote and I just slept through that part of the movie, or is it a quote that SHOULD have been in the movie?

Anyway, onward. Try this one:

"This ditch is Boss Kean's ditch. I told him that dirt in it is your dirt. What's your dirt doing in his ditch?"

(the most famous quote from this movie would have made it way too easy - but this one will still be recognizable if you have seen the movie any time in the last 15 years)

-dave

[Al Skierkiewicz]

Cool Hand Luke, almost as famous as "What we have here, is a failure to communicate."

"Then that makes you..."
"Say it! Say it! He was my boyfriend!"

[Joe J.]

"It's a complete piece of ...antiquated equipment, Sir"

Don't know. What is it from?

Down Periscope

[Wayne Doenges]

It is by Douglas Adams from "Hitchhikers Guide To The Galaxy."
It was from Hitchhikers and it was in the new movie.

"Then that makes you...", "Say it! Say it! He was my boyfriend!"
Young Frankenstein

"It's an 88 magnum"
"It shoots through schools"

[MissInformation]

Johnny Dangerously! Before that movie was released, billboards went up all over Baltimore that just read: "Free Johnny Dangerously!" Confused a lot of us, since we had no idea it was connected to a movie.


Okay, this is from one of my all time favorites:

"And today the president closed the nation's last remaining submarine base at Groton, Connecticut. When asked why he had made the startling decision the president responded, "Those funny little black ships just keep sinking anyway."

[dlavery]

Johnny Dangerously! Before that movie was released, billboards went up all over Baltimore that just read: "Free Johnny Dangerously!" Confused a lot of us, since we had no idea it was connected to a movie.


Okay, this is from one of my all time favorites:

"And today the president closed the nation's last remaining submarine base at Groton, Connecticut. When asked why he had made the startling decision the president responded, "Those funny little black ships just keep sinking anyway."

Oooohh! "Attack of the Killer Tomatoes"!!!! Haven't seen it in a while, but definitely a favorite (and we will NOT be singing the theme song!)

How about this one:

"What if every time you see this one incredible woman, you think you're gonna hurl?"
"I say hurl. If you blow chunks and she comes back - then she's yours. But if you spew and she bolts - then it was never meant to be."


-dave

[Elgin Clock]

Okay, this is from one of my all time favorites:

"And today the president closed the nation's last remaining submarine base at Groton, Connecticut. When asked why he had made the startling decision the president responded, "Those funny little black ships just keep sinking anyway."

<not an entry> I googled this cause I was interested in seeing where it was from so I won't answer this. but... it is freaky.. cause the base was on the hit list recently by the Base Closure and Realignment Commission (BRAC) and was saved though. </not an entry>

"What if every time you see this one incredible woman, you think you're gonna hurl?"
"I say hurl. If you blow chunks and she comes back - then she's yours. But if you spew and she bolts - then it was never meant to be."


-dave

Ha ha ha great movie.. Waynes world. And they say my name in the movie on the TV when they are doing the weather around Elgin, Ill.
I had to verify my guess though, and ran across this.

http://wayne.s.world.free.fr/Wayne/Sons/Spew&Bolt.wav


Ok, as for my line, they are from a movie I just watched the other day:

"I'm an engineer! I stopped running when Nixon was president!"

it's kind of a little known movie not as popular as Waynes World and Attack of The Killer Tomato's so I will give a second line as well:

"Well, what do you say, Reverend? You think a prayer's in order?"
" I was just reciting the Shepard's Prayer. Alan Shepard's prayer. Please God, don't let us screw up. Amen."

Happy Guessing.

[KelliV]

"Well, what do you say, Reverend? You think a prayer's in order?"
" I was just reciting the Shepard's Prayer. Alan Shepard's prayer. Please God, don't let us screw up. Amen."


Space Cowboys right?

here is quite possibly my favorite quote... sorry if it is a bit easy.
"Invention, my dear friends, is 93% perspiration, 6% electricity, 4% evaporation, and 2% butterscotch ripple."

[Wayne Doenges]

"Invention, my dear friends, is 93% perspiration, 6% electricity, 4% evaporation, and 2% butterscotch ripple."
Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory! (I've got a Golden Ticket)

Here's one;
"I'm a Doctor not a door stop!"

[Wayne Doenges]

"I'm a Doctor not a door stop!"
I can't believe we have NO Star Trek fans on Chief Delphi :ahh: This was from STTNG First Contact. Doctor Crusher just activated the EMH and asked the holographic doctor (from Voyager) to slow down the Borg.

OK, here's another quote for all the geeks out there.

"In the immortal words of Socrates. I drank what!?"

[Conor Ryan]

"In the immortal words of Socrates. I drank what!?"

What is, The Princess Bride?

"You shot me!"
"I grazed you."
"Well, that's still shooting me!"

[Aaron Lussier]

The Man.

Saw it a few days ago.

This is the end of a pretty famous quote from a movie I very much enjoy.

"Five-Hundred yards... that's the length of five football fields, just shy of half a mile."

[MissInformation]

The Man.

Saw it a few days ago.

This is the end of a pretty famous quote from a movie I very much enjoy.

"Five-Hundred yards... that's the length of five football fields, just shy of half a mile."

The Shawshank Redemption... which I am currently reading for my English class.

Okay, I'll give a really easy one here:

"There... is... no... sanctuary."

[Wayne Doenges]

"In the immortal words of Socrates. I drank what!?"
What is, The Princess Bride?
What is, the wrong answer?
Right answer, 'Weird Science'. Val Kilmer's character said it. No points awarded :(

"There... is... no... sanctuary."
Is is Logan's Run?

"Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?"

[dlavery]

"Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?"

Animal House! And this little pearl of wisom was eloquently bespoke by none other than Bluto (John Belushi) himself. ("Don't stop him now, he's on a roll!")

and next...

"let me see if I've got this straight: in order to be grounded, I've got to be crazy and I must be crazy to keep flying. But if I ask to be grounded, that means I'm not crazy any more and I have to keep flying."


-dave

[Amanda Morrison]

"let me see if I've got this straight: in order to be grounded, I've got to be crazy and I must be crazy to keep flying. But if I ask to be grounded, that means I'm not crazy any more and I have to keep flying."

Catch-22, although I recognized it from the book. Haven't seen the movie.

"I got a question. If you guys know so much about women, how come you're here at like the Gas 'n' Sip on a Saturday night completely alone drinking beers with no women anywhere?"

[MChapman]

the movie "Say Anything"


"Life moves pretty fast and if you dont stop to look around every once in awhile you just might miss it!"

[Travis Hoffman]

the movie "Say Anything"


"Life moves pretty fast and if you dont stop to look around every once in awhile you just might miss it!"

Ferris Bueller's Day Off

"See this? This....is my BOOMSTICK. It's a 12 gauge double-barreled Remington, S-MART's top of the line."

"Shop smart. Shop S-MART."

[kpugh]

"See this? This....is my BOOMSTICK. It's a 12 gauge double-barreled Remington, S-MART's top of the line."

"Shop smart. Shop S-MART."

Army of Darkness


"It's not that I'm lazy, it's that I just don't care"

[MissInformation]

Army of Darkness


"It's not that I'm lazy, it's that I just don't care"

Office Space!

Another easy one:

"I'm not the first guy who fell in love with a girl he met in a restaurant, who then turned out to be the daughter of a kidnapped scientist, only to lose her to a childhood lover who she's last seen on a deserted island, and who turned out fifteen years later to be the leader of the French Underground."

[Andy Baker]

Top Secret (an underrated comedy classic, in my opinion)


"My name is Dewey Oxburger. Friends call me Ox. I dont know if you've noticed, but I have a slight weight problem."

Enjoy.

Andy B.

[Mike Schroeder]

"My name is Dewey Oxburger. Friends call me Ox. I dont know if you've noticed, but I have a slight weight problem."


gees baker challenge us a little

that would be Stripes

and now for mine :

Radiation suit? Of course, because of all the fallout from the atomic wars.

[Wayne Doenges]

Radiation suit? Of course, because of all the fallout from the atomic wars.
Speaking of a challenge. Is this your best shot? :)
This would be from Back to the Future I. Doc Brown to Marty McFly.

My turn.
"Okay boys, show of hands, who can see in the dark? I can."

[Wayne Doenges]

"Okay boys, show of hands, who can see in the dark? I can."
I can't believe no one saw Halle Berry as Cat Woman :ahh:

Here's an easy one:
"Never give up, never surrender."

[Freddy Schurr]

I can't believe no one saw Halle Berry as Cat Woman :ahh:

Here's an easy one:
"Never give up, never surrender."


The Galaxy Quest


"The second law cannot conflict with the first law"

[Dave Scheck]

"The second law cannot conflict with the first law"
I, Robot


"How many times do I have to tell you; wear your gloves when you handle humans."

[mechanicalbrain]

Planet of the Apes. Hard one!

"No, I'm from Iowa. I only work in outer space." :D

[Wayne Doenges]

"No, I'm from Iowa. I only work in outer space."
Star Trek IV 'The Voyage Home'

Person 1 "Prepare to die!"
Person 2 "Death would be an adventure"
Person 1 "Death is the only adventure"

[Wayne Doenges]

Person 1 "Prepare to die!"
Person 2 "Death would be an adventure"
Person 1 "Death is the only adventure"
No one saw 'Hook' with Robin Williams and Dustin Hoffman?

Try this than;

Person 1: Where are we going?
Person 2: Where they went.
Person 1: Suppose they went nowhere?
Person 2: Then this will be your big chance to get away from it all.

[Wayne Doenges]

Person 1: Where are we going?
Person 2: Where they went.
Person 1: Suppose they went nowhere?
Person 2: Then this will be your big chance to get away from it all.
I am so disappointed that no one saw Star Trek II, The Wrath of Kahn :ahh:

OK, here's an easier one.

"Get busy living or get busy dying."

[Elgin Clock]

"Get busy living or get busy dying."

Fall out boy!!! lol j/k that's not a movie..

Umm.. Shawshank Redemption. Yeah, I'll go with that awesome movie.


Ok.. here's one from an oldie but goodie & coincidently the last movie I watched:

[Character 1 Instructing Character 2 on making a new dress.]

Character 1: But it must be different - absolutely nothing must show - below, above or through.
Character 2: Radiation-proof?
Character 1: No, just eye-proof.

[KelliV]

Forbidden Planet!!!! Thats Robbie the Robot making the dress! I just watched that with my film class yesterday!

How about this one... one of my favorites
"8 years of flight training. Navigational holographics online. 50 combat missions. Course confirmed for slingshot exit of the solar system. Just so I could take the family camper on an interstellar picnic."

[dlavery]

How about this one... one of my favorites
"8 years of flight training. Navigational holographics online. 50 combat missions. Course confirmed for slingshot exit of the solar system. Just so I could take the family camper on an interstellar picnic."

"Lost In Space" - I was stuck on this one, but then saw the movie again last night on video and caught the quote. Not one of my favorite movies, but probably just because I liked the original series so much (except for the really goofy episode with the talking carrots!).

So here is one from a classic:

"Don't ever hit your mother with a shovel. It will leave a dull impression on her mind."

-dave

[Rich Kressly]

So here is one from a classic:

"Don't ever hit your mother with a shovel. It will leave a dull impression on her mind."

-dave

Butch Cassidy singing away....
_Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid_

I need to go rent that, what a classic!

Here goes,
"Oh, the gentleman from the South had a question about the dining arrangements. He and his comrades are discussing place settings now."

[MissInformation]

Butch Cassidy singing away....
_Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid_

I need to go rent that, what a classic!

Here goes,
"Oh, the gentleman from the South had a question about the dining arrangements. He and his comrades are discussing place settings now."

The Dirty Dozen, one of my father's favorites, which meant we watched it a lot growing up.

Now, from one of my favorites:

"As Mr. Sloan always says, there is no "I" in team, but there is an "I" in pie. And there's an "i" in meat pie. Meat is the anagram of team... I don't know what he's talking about."

[Wayne Doenges]

"As Mr. Sloan always says, there is no "I" in team, but there is an "I" in pie. And there's an "i" in meat pie. Meat is the anagram of team... I don't know what he's talking about."
I had to think about this for awhile. Is it from 'Shaun of the Dead'?

My turn. One of my favorite movies.

"Every man dies... not every man truly lives."

[Katie Reynolds]

"Every man dies... not every man truly lives."Braveheart

My turn!

"Your part is silent, little toad!"
"A toad, madame? Perhaps it is you, who are the toad."

[kpugh]

Braveheart

My turn!

"Your part is silent, little toad!"
"A toad, madame? Perhaps it is you, who are the toad."

Phantom of the Opera

"Oh you are nuts. N-V-T-S - nuts!"

[Wayne Doenges]

"Oh you are nuts. N-V-T-S - nuts!"
One of my favorite Mel Brooks movie. 'History of the World Part 1'.
"The Christians are so poor"
"How poor are they?"
"They are so poor, they only have one god"

If his premature demise has in some way enlightened the rest of you as to the grim finish below the glossy veneer of criminal life, and inspired you to change your ways, then his death carries with it an inherent nobility. And a supreme glory. We should all be so fortunate. You can say "Poor **** (Name may make it too easy)." I say: "Poor us."

[Elgin Clock]

If his premature demise has in some way enlightened the rest of you as to the grim finish below the glossy veneer of criminal life, and inspired you to change your ways, then his death carries with it an inherent nobility. And a supreme glory. We should all be so fortunate. You can say "Poor **** (Name may make it too easy)." I say: "Poor us."

The 1 & only line the character Sphinx had in Gone in 60 seconds. I knew this but had to check IMDB for mine, and found that they have the line listed as:

"If his unpleasant wounding has in some way enlightened the rest of you as to the grim finish beneath the glossy veneer of criminal life, then his injuries carry with it an inherent nobility, and a supreme glory. We should all be so fortunate. You say poor Toby? I say poor us."
A little different, but the same idea. lol


Ok.. my turn:

I- I- I watched him for fifteen years, sitting in a room, staring at a wall, not seeing the wall, looking past the wall - looking at this night, inhumanly patient, waiting for some secret, silent alarm to trigger him off. Death has come to your little town, Sheriff. Now you can either ignore it, or you can help me to stop it.

[dlavery]

I- I- I watched him for fifteen years, sitting in a room, staring at a wall, not seeing the wall, looking past the wall - looking at this night, inhumanly patient, waiting for some secret, silent alarm to trigger him off. Death has come to your little town, Sheriff. Now you can either ignore it, or you can help me to stop it.


Just in time for next Monday, it is from Halloween (good choice!)

onward:

"A man’s got to know his limitations."

-dave

*most will immediately get the actor, but people keep getting the movie wrong.

[Andy Baker]

I *think* it was "Magnum Force". Of course, the actor is Clint Eastwood.

I could be another Dirty Harry movie, as I am not sure.

The other night on A&E, I caught the "100 greatest movie quotes". They would show the clip and the quote... it was enjoyable to see all of these famous scenes from movies. Here was one of my favorites:

"I coulda been a contender."

(here is the link (http://www.afi.com/tvevents/100years/quotes.aspx#miniver) to the top 100 quote list.)

This link will give you the movie... Who is the actor?

Andy B.

[MissInformation]

I *think* it was "Magnum Force". Of course, the actor is Clint Eastwood.

I could be another Dirty Harry movie, as I am not sure.

The other night on A&E, I caught the "100 greatest movie quotes". They would show the clip and the quote... it was enjoyable to see all of these famous scenes from movies. Here was one of my favorites:

"I coulda been a contender."

(here is the link (http://www.afi.com/tvevents/100years/quotes.aspx#miniver) to the top 100 quote list.)

This link will give you the movie... Who is the actor?

Andy B.


Marlon Brando from On the Waterfront (and I did not look at the link).

I just watched this one for the first time recently:

"If only you could see what I've seen with your eyes.

[Dave Scheck]

Blade Runner

-------

Person A: What are you doing?
Person B: I'm taking over a TV network.
Person A: Finish up, honey, and get to sleep.

[Katie Reynolds]

Person A: What are you doing?
Person B: I'm taking over a TV network.
Person A: Finish up, honey, and get to sleep.Hackers

"I used to blame everything and everyone...for all the pain and suffering and vile things that happened to me - that I saw happen to my people. Used to blame everybody; blamed white people, blamed society, blamed God. I didn't get no answers 'cause I was asking the wrong questions. You have to ask the right questions."

[Wayne Doenges]

"I used to blame everything and everyone...for all the pain and suffering and vile things that happened to me - that I saw happen to my people. Used to blame everybody; blamed white people, blamed society, blamed God. I didn't get no answers 'cause I was asking the wrong questions. You have to ask the right questions."
American History X with Avery Brooks (DS9) as Bob Sweeney.

My turn:
Character one: I wonder how such a degenerated person ever reached a position of authority in the Army Medical Corps!
Character two: He was drafted

[kpugh]

American History X with Avery Brooks (DS9) as Bob Sweeney.

My turn:
Character one: I wonder how such a degenerated person ever reached a position of authority in the Army Medical Corps!
Character two: He was drafted


MASH
Character 1 is Major Margaret O'Houlihan and Character 2 is Father Mulcahy



"Ah, I see you have the machine that goes ping. This is my favorite. You see we lease it back from the company we sold it to and that way it comes under the monthly current budget and not the capital account."

[JamesBrown]

"Ah, I see you have the machine that goes ping. This is my favorite. You see we lease it back from the company we sold it to and that way it comes under the monthly current budget and not the capital account."

Monty Python the Meaning of Life, I think it is the guy in charge of the hospital, i dont know what hi name is though

Character 1: Point of parliamentary procedure!
Character 2: Don't screw around, they're serious this time!
Character 1: Take it easy, I'm pre-law.
Character 3 : I thought you were pre-med.
Character 1: What's the difference

[KenWittlief]

Animal house!

"they all wanna see Buck Rogers, and thats us!"

[Wayne Doenges]

"they all wanna see Buck Rogers, and thats us!"
The Right Stuff. "No bucks, no Buck Rogers"

My Turn.

"Oh good. My dog found the chainsaw"

[Freddy Schurr]

Lilo and Snitch

" Listen, I know it isn't easy, Rodney,but a dream that you don't fight for can haunt you for the rest of your life"

[EricH]

Robots.

Try this one:
Character 1: Button, button, who's got the button?
Character 2: It's over here.

[Ken Loyd]

"Badges? We don't need no stinking badges!"

Ken

[KenWittlief]

"Badges? We don't need no stinking badges!"

Ken

HEY! you didnt guess the last one! SECURITY!!!

BTW, its originally from The Treasure of the Sierra Madre in 1948, but its been repeated in several movies and TV shows, in various mutated forms.

...whos got the button?

I think its the first Austin Powers movie, when he was looking for the self destruct Abort button? [not sure]

[Dave Scheck]

I think its the first Austin Powers movie, when he was looking for the self destruct Abort button? [not sure]Nope, it's from Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory....remember when he's making the everlasting gobstopper?

<edit> I was corrected that it was the gum machine, not the gobstopper machine</edit>

Shh. Listen. Do you smell that?

[Wayne Doenges]

Shh. Listen. Do you smell that?
Who are you going to call? Ghostbusters! (Dr. Igon Spengler)
"It's the Stay Puft marshmallow man"

My turn again.

Character 1:"For a second there, I actually thought you were gonna eat me."
Character 2:"I don't eat junk food."

[KenWittlief]

Who are you going to call? Ghostbusters! (Dr. Igon Spengler)


right movie, wrong character: "do you smell that" - Dr Ray

[Chase]

Character 1:"For a second there, I actually thought you were gonna eat me."
Character 2:"I don't eat junk food."

Ice Age


"I am Invincible!"

I know this is a difficult one, but someone should know what this is from. Here are a few hints: the character who says it is a programmer, and the line is followed by a small explosion.

[JackN]

Goldeneye, i think his name was Borris

"It's Not Hip-Hop it's Electro"
Hint-Think Zombies

[MissInformation]

Goldeneye, i think his name was Borris

"It's Not Hip-Hop it's Electro"
Hint-Think Zombies

Shaun of the Dead (no hint needed as that was my fav. from 2004).

How could anyone forget this classic line:

"Those aren't pillows!"

[Wayne Doenges]

"Those aren't pillows!"
Planes, Trains and Automobiles with John Candy and Steve Martin

My turn!

Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.

[Al Skierkiewicz]

Trains, Planes and Automobiles


"I hate to see a good kid going bad!"

[Koko Ed]

Planes, Trains and Automobiles with John Candy and Steve Martin

My turn!

Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.
Monty Python and the Holy Grail

"You're a physchopath!"
"Phsychopaths kill for no reason. I kill for money!"

[KenWittlief]

"Phsychopaths kill for no reason. I kill for money!"

- Raymond in Rainman? "I kill for money. I definately kill for money. Definately!

I get my guns at Kmart"

? :^)

[Koko Ed]

- Raymond in Rainman? "I kill for money. I definately kill for money. Definately!

I get my guns at Kmart"

? :^)
wrong movie.

[KenWittlief]

wrong movie.

Marty in back to the Future, part III?

no wait, Marty in Grosse Pointe Blank :^)

________________________________

"A container of ashes might one day be thrown from the sky which could burn the land and boil the oceans."

NOTE:

1. no fair googling the quote
2. extra credit if you spell the title correctly! :^)

[Wayne Doenges]

I've looked up this quote and I won't post the movie, but does this movie qualify by this rule?
1) It must be from a feature movie that would play in a theater.

[KenWittlief]

I've looked up this quote and I won't post the movie, but does this movie qualify by this rule?

the movie was definately released in theaters when it came out

and it has been on TV many times since

(ok, its been a day- time for a hint: its been on TV on PBS many times - usually during fundraising week)

[Elgin Clock]

(ok, its been a day- time for a hint: its been on TV on PBS many times - usually during fundraising week)

PBS Plays movies? lol Is it a BBC movie or something?

edit:
Meh, I cheated but won't give away the answer. yet.. lol
That's a crazy title. I can't even pronounce it, let alone be able to spell it from memory.

[Al Skierkiewicz]

PBS Plays movies? lol Is it a BBC movie or something?

Heh, don't get down on PBS, I (we) are working as hard as I (we) can. BTW, PBS stations program independently for the most part, picking up network shows in prime time if they are in large markets.

[KenWittlief]

ok, two days and no one has gotten it:

KOYAANISQATSI (released in theaters in 1984) One of the most unique and original films Ive ever seen.


Time for a new quote:

"It use to be worse. They use to have this giant hammer. Oh, its back!"

[Wayne Doenges]

"It use to be worse. They use to have this giant hammer. Oh, its back!"
One of my favorite Robin Williams animated movies. 'Robots'


My turn again:

Character one: I'm married to my work.
Character two: So am I. Which makes my wife my mistress. That's why I'm still in love with her.

[Chase]

The Core

"I'll tip her!"

[Wayne Doenges]

"I'll tip her!"
OK, no one got this. Please let us know where it's from and post another quote.
Thanks

The management :D

[kpugh]

The Core

"I'll tip her!"

Ok, since nobody got it I looked up the movie. It is the Boondock Saints.

Here's another one. Should be a little easier.
"Snakes. Why'd it have to be snakes?"

[Ian Curtis]

Raiders of the Lost Arc.

Quote:
Here I was thinking I was the only one who considered your boyfriend a narcissistic moron, when apparently the whole galaxy does.

[EricH]

Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy.

My memory on this one is a bit rusty, but here goes:
Character 1: We'll use the ***** on them.
Character 2: But my dad says the ***** is only to be used in an emergency--I guess this would qualify.

(note: ***** is used instead of a particular thing. The name would give the movie away.)

[EricH]

Because no one has gotten this yet, here's a hint:
replace ***** with Thunderizer and that's close to the title.

[Wayne Doenges]

Thunderizer
'Thunderbirds' are a GO!

Try this one.

"Actually the Old Man loved it. He had always pictured himself in the pits of the Indianapolis speedway in the 500. My old man's spare tires were only actually tires in the academic sense. They were round and had once been made of rubber."

[KenWittlief]

Ralphies narrative in "A Christmas Story"

ok, lets go for something challenging:

"IS THERE NO ONE ELSE?"

[KenWittlief]

48 hours and no guesses?

It was Achillies in "Troy" after he killed an opposing armies champion, and was taunting them to send out someone else.

Ok, so a new one:

"Im a school teacher. I teach english composition."

[MissInformation]

48 hours and no guesses?

It was Achillies in "Troy" after he killed an opposing armies champion, and was taunting them to send out someone else.

Ok, so a new one:

"Im a school teacher. I teach english composition."

I think it's from Saving Private Ryan.

Here's an easy one for everyone:

"You're lucky, he's lucky, I'm lucky, we're all lucky!"

[Wayne Doenges]

I know! I know!

It's 'Rocky Horror Picture Show'
Who has seen it at the theaters on Halloween at midnight? Especially when everyone knows the scenes. Like squirting water into the air for rain or throwing toast when someone says a toast?

My turn again.
Character 1;Well, aren't you gonna do something?
Character 2: What are you talking to me for? She's the one with the gun.

[dlavery]

Character 1;Well, aren't you gonna do something?
Character 2: What are you talking to me for? She's the one with the gun.

"Double Jeopardy" with Tommy Lee Jones and Ashley Judd. A great little (and unfortunately not that well known) movie that wonderfully illustrates why you never, ever, ever tick off a woman. Particularly if she has a gun. Oh yeah, and framing her for murder just makes it worse.


OK, here is the next one up:

"It looks like meat is back on the menu, boys!"

[JVN]

OK, here is the next one up:

"It looks like meat is back on the menu, boys!"

Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers

Next One:

"You're walking around blind without a cane, pal. A fool and his money are lucky enough to get together in the first place."

[Jay Trzaskos]

Wall Street

Here we go:

Person #1: How do a bunch of people with hand tools build all this?
Person #2: The same way the built the pyramids, and the Great Wall of China.
Person #3: Right... the aliens helped them.

[Adam Richards]

National Treasure...

________

Person 1: I got well paid for it on both occasions.
Person 2: The winning side would have paid you much better.

[MissInformation]

National Treasure...

________

Person 1: I got well paid for it on both occasions.
Person 2: The winning side would have paid you much better.

Casablanca


This one should be easy to guess:

"I'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse."

[kpugh]

Casablanca


This one should be easy to guess:

"I'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse."

The Godfather


Ok, here's another easy one:
"I'm disinclined to acquiesce to your request. Means "no." "

[Joe J.]

Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl




Character 1:“I’m a commander in the Illinois State Police and I enjoy my job. You waltz in here telling me that I have a dead white criminal brother who was in a band which, the last time they played anywhere, were charged with grad larceny, reckless endangerment, felonious motor vehicle assault, over 700 violations of the Highway Traffic Act and damages both public and private, in excess of twenty four million dollars, and YOU are asking ME if I want to join this band?”
Character 2:“I could show you all the moves.”
Character 1:“GET THE HELL OUT OF MY OFFICE RIGHT NOW!”
Character 2:“I think you need a hug.”

[KenWittlief]

Has to be the second Blues Brothers movie!

"Hey, how long do you stay fresh in that can?"

[Danny Diaz]

"Hey, how long do you stay fresh in that can?"

Wow, I thought there were no other "Wizard of Oz" fans in the world.

How about this one:

"Wow! Does this pole still work?"

-Danny

[Wayne Doenges]

"Wow! Does this pole still work?"
Ghostbusters I
Dr. Ray on the firemans pole in the firehouse.

My turn:

"Strange, isn't it? Each man's life touches so many other lives. When he isn't around he leaves an awful hole, doesn't he?"

NO CHEATING :)

[Wayne Doenges]

"Strange, isn't it? Each man's life touches so many other lives. When he isn't around he leaves an awful hole, doesn't he?"
I can't believe that no one has seen 'It's a Wonderful Life' The angel Clarence is talking to Bailey.

OK, an easy one ;)

Character one: "What kind of idiots do you have working here?"
Character two: "The finest in New York. "

[MissInformation]

I can't believe that no one has seen 'It's a Wonderful Life' The angel Clarence is talking to Bailey.

OK, an easy one ;)

Character one: "What kind of idiots do you have working here?"
Character two: "The finest in New York. "

Home Alone 2, Lost in New York, right?

Here's an easy one for fans of these types of movies:

Character 1: "...A flying saucer? You mean the kind from up there?"
Character 2: "Yeah, either that or its counterpart."

[KenWittlief]

[at a 1959 movie exec meeting]: what are we going to do with all these old monster movie costumes and junk? I know, well make a space alien movie! With old transylviania monsters? From space? what will we call it?

How about "Plan 9 from outer space?" :^)

New one:

Character one: "they went Chick Chicky Boom, Chick Chicky Boom, Chick chicky Boom!"

Character two: "you start dancing and Ill blow your head off!"



[ edit: my first movie had already been used in this thread]

[kpugh]

Character one: "they went Chick Chicky Boom, Chick Chicky Boom, Chick chicky Boom!"

Character two: "you start dancing and Ill blow your head off!"





The Mask with Jim Carrey


"Please! This is supposed to be a happy occasion. Let's not bicker and argue over who killed who. "

[Katie Reynolds]

"Please! This is supposed to be a happy occasion. Let's not bicker and argue over who killed who. "Monty Python and the Quest for the Holy Grail.

"Hey ____, remember Mrs. Divitz's class, there was like always a word problem. Like, there's a guy in a rowboat going X miles, and the current is going like, you know, some other miles, and how long does it take him to get to town? It's like, 'Who cares? Who wants to go to town with a guy who drives a rowboat?'"

[KenWittlief]

Dean Wormer in Animal House!

from one of my favorite movies: [whispered] "we thought.....you was.....a TOAD!"

[MissInformation]

Dean Wormer in Animal House!

from one of my favorite movies: [whispered] "we thought.....you was.....a TOAD!"

Since no one's answered this one yet: O Brother, Where Art Thou? a very great movie!

Here's another odd flick:

"Say Lou, didya hear the one about the guy who couldn't afford personalized plate so he went and changed his name to J3L2404?"

[Conor Ryan]

Here's another odd flick:

"Say Lou, didya hear the one about the guy who couldn't afford personalized plate so he went and changed his name to J3L2404?"
Fargo, great movie.

Try This:

"Do I smell apple pie?"

[KenWittlief]

Prot in Kpax.

Ok, this is pretty obscure:

Char 1: you making a movie or something?
Camera man: Yeah.
Char 1: whats it gonna be called?
Camera man: PortaSan!

(Hint: the name of the movie is NOT PortaSan)

[Wayne Doenges]

OK, you stumped us. What is the movie?
Go ahead and post another movie quote :)

[KenWittlief]

"portasan" <= from Woodstock (the movie)

Ill make this one easy and include a hint:

[famous last words] Oh my

[KenWittlief]

"portasan" <= from Woodstock (the movie)

Ill make this one easy and include a hint:

[famous last words] Oh my

nobody? in two days? your gonna kick yourself when someone else gets this one!

same movie, same character, nuther quote: "Dill!"

[Elgin Clock]

nobody? in two days? your gonna kick yourself when someone else gets this one!

same movie, same character, nuther quote: "Dill!"

Here is my horrible attempt at a guess.. Is it The Rugrats Movie??
Dill is the kid brother's name. lol

[KenWittlief]

nope! not Rugrats

[KenWittlief]

I still cant believe nobody has guessed this one yet.

Time for a 3rd hint?

[famous last words] "oh my"
[same character] "Dill!"
[same character] "who am I to argue with the captain of the Enterprise?"

[Wayne Doenges]

Star Trek Generations. You threw me off with the first quote. The whole quote is "It was...fun. Oh my!"

My turn.

So it's come to this, has it? A fight to the death, mano a mano, man to man, just you and me and my *guards*!

[Wayne Doenges]

hehe that is from Robin Hood I believe!
You are only half right :) The full movie title is 'Robin Hood, Men in Tights'
Not to be confused with 'Robin Hood, Prince of Thieves'
Game on :D

[Elgin Clock]

person 2:This feels a little odd.
person 1: Dude, I'm the one in the stroller.
person 2: Did you just call me "dude?"
person 1: I mean, mommy.

I believe that would be.. Dickie Roberts: Former Child Star if I remember correctly.

Someone can verify that and submit a new quote.

[Wayne Doenges]

Well, if no one else is going to post-a-quote, I guess I will.

Character 1: What's with you and Indians anyway?
Character 2: Oh nothing, I try to shoot one every day before noon, how about you, ****? I figured it was their fault too... for being on our land before we got here.
(****) name might give it away. 10 points if you can guess who **** stands for :)

[Mike Schroeder]

Maverick

____________________

Character 1: Sounds like the Irish have got their pride on...
Character 2: It's not the Irish... children, we have to get out of here now.

[MissInformation]

Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire

Here's a quote from a movie based on a book (the movie was good but the book was better):

"And we will charge valiantly, and be butchered valiantly. And afterwards men in tall hats and gold watch fobs will thump their chest and say what a brave charge it was."

The book's title was different than the movie, so bonus points if you list both!

[Mike Schroeder]

Movie: Gettysburg
Book: The Killer of Angels?

__________________________________
Character 1: I wonder what was going through Custer's mind when he realized that he'd led his men into a slaughter?
Character 2: Sir, Custer was a scardycat*. You ain't.

*=edited for content

also a book and a movie, a gold star to the person who names both ;)

[Wayne Doenges]

quote #1 character 1- You know the saying, "Human see, human do."

quote #2 character 2- The Forbidden Zone was once a paradise. Your breed made a desert of it, ages ago.

I know the movie "Planet of the Apes" but not the second character.
No something shiny for me :(

New quote:

Character 1:When I get to likin' someone, they ain't around long.
Character 2: I notice when you get to dislikin' someone they ain't around for long neither.

[KenWittlief]

It was Dr Zaius!

[kpugh]

I know the movie "Planet of the Apes" but not the second character.
No something shiny for me :(

New quote:

Character 1:When I get to likin' someone, they ain't around long.
Character 2: I notice when you get to dislikin' someone they ain't around for long neither.


The Outlaw Josey Wales


"That movie has warped my fragile little mind. "

[Wayne Doenges]

That movie has warped my fragile little mind
'South Park Uncut'. Cartman

This one is for Mr. Lavery:
She's great. She's really exotic! She's a princess! She's Polynesian - well, half Polynesian, and half American. She's... Amnesian.

[Wayne Doenges]

Ellen turns to dave and says "why couldn't you just die from a heart attack like anyone else?"
Actually it was a 'Stroke' :ahh:
I don't want to be a hog so I'll let someone else answer the quote :)

[KenWittlief]

"_____ you broke the window again! Dad is going to kill us!"



A night at the Roxbury?

This is a quote from the movie with the best title music ever:

"You see this? This is this! This isnt something else"

[Wayne Doenges]

"You see this? This is this! This isnt something else"
Nobody is getting it. I even looked in Google. Please tell us the quote and add a new one :)
Thanks

[KenWittlief]

"This is this!"

Robert Denero's character in "The Deer Hunter", holding up a bullet, explaining that the world is the way it is, and you cant change it by wishing it was something else.

new quote: "Smite me oh mighty smiter!"

[Joe J.]

Bruce Almighty

Character 1 "I rescued your hat."
Character 2 "Well thats the important thing."

[Wayne Doenges]

Character 1 "I rescued your hat."
Character 2 "Well that's the important thing."
Jurassic Park III

My turn:
If hate were people, I'd be China!

[Wayne Doenges]

If hate were people, I'd be China!
I can't believe no one saw 'City Slickers' :(

New one:
Be you a king or a little street sweeper, sooner or later you dance with the reaper.

[Shu Song]

I can't believe no one saw 'City Slickers' :(

New one:
Be you a king or a little street sweeper, sooner or later you dance with the reaper.

Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey


End? No, the journey doesn't end here. Death is just another part of the journey we must all take.

[Wayne Doenges]

End? No, the journey doesn't end here. Death is just another part of the journey we must all take.
Lord of the Ring: Return of the King
"Potatoes!"
My turn again:
Character 1: I couldn't let you guys leave New York without seeing the Natural History Museum.
Character 2: Of course not, it's the world's finest collection of stuffed animals.

[MattD1Drift]

Lord of the Ring: Return of the King
"Potatoes!"
My turn again:
Character 1: I couldn't let you guys leave New York without seeing the Natural History Museum.
Character 2: Of course not, it's the world's finest collection of stuffed animals.
The Day After Tomorrow.

"Gimme that booze you pumpkin pie hair-cutted little freak!"

[Chase]

Dumb & Dumber

"Where's the rest of this moose?"

[xtremedarkness]

40 Year-Old Virgin

"I hope you have a big trunk, cause I'm putting my bike in it"

[Chase]

40 Year-Old Virgin


I really need to see 40 Year-Old Virgin already, but the quote was from the movie Arthur

[Wayne Doenges]

Someone needs to add a new quote because this
"I hope you have a big trunk, cause I'm putting my bike in it" is from the same movie :rolleyes:

[i_am_Doug]

^ no quote.

Theres Something on the wing. Some thing.

OR

Like a glove.

[CarpeDiem]

ace ventura

[Wayne Doenges]

Seems this train has been derailed :)
So I'll try to get it back on track.

Character 1:You here to make fun of me too?
Character 2: No, ma'am. We at the FBI do not have a sense of humor we're aware of. May we come in?
Character 1: Sure.

[Wayne Doenges]

Character 1:You here to make fun of me too?
Character 2: No, ma'am. We at the FBI do not have a sense of humor we're aware of. May we come in?
Character 1: Sure.
No one saw Men in Black?

I'll try again:

Character 1: "Aren't you afraid he will get away?"
Character 2: "I'm more afraid of him having a heart attack"

[paulcd2000]

I don't think anyone knows, so maybe we should skip it

[Wayne Doenges]

Character 1: "Aren't you afraid he will get away?"
Character 2: "I'm more afraid of him having a heart attack"
The movie is 'Man of the House' Starring Tommy Lee Jones as a Texas Ranger protecting 5 Texas Longhorn cheer leaders who witnessed a murder. Funny movie :)

New one:
"There! I have you! You're completely dished. Do you not know that in the service one must always choose the lesser of two weevils?"

[A.Lathrop]

The movie is 'Man of the House' Starring Tommy Lee Jones as a Texas Ranger protecting 5 Texas Longhorn cheer leaders who witnessed a murder. Funny movie :)

New one:
"There! I have you! You're completely dished. Do you not know that in the service one must always choose the lesser of two weevils?"

Master and Commander: The Far Side of the World

"do you think that me being stronger or faster has anything to do with my muscles?"

[Taylor]

Master and Commander: The Far Side of the World

"do you think that me being stronger or faster has anything to do with my muscles?"
Probably one of the Matrices - I'm guessing #1.

"Eddie, I wouldn't be any more surprised if I woke up with my hair stapled to the carpet."

[Wayne Doenges]

OK, no one is getting this quote.
Do you have another hint?

[Taylor]

Same movie, different character, two quotes:
"Save the neck for me, Clark."
"This is our pride and joy, Snotts."

[paulcd2000]

is it runaway bay?

"you are under arrest for sense offence"

[Rick TYler]

Same movie, different character, two quotes:
"Save the neck for me, Clark."
"This is our pride and joy, Snotts."

National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation. Don't you have homework to do?

How about, "Would you be prepared if gravity suddenly reversed itself?"

I'm assuming that this discussion works on the honor system, and that IMDB is not permitted?

[xolnian]

How about, "Would you be prepared if gravity suddenly reversed itself?"

real genius
(very strange movie involving popcorn)


"you are under arrest for sense offence"
equilibrium
(matrixesqe scifi flick w/ neat action sequences)

now for my own

No! It's *my* snake, I trained it, I'm going to eat it! I got a recipe for snake. Delicious. Fricassee of reptile. You are what you eat.


(this is my biggest post in the games area, lot of lines...)

[Wayne Doenges]

No! It's *my* snake, I trained it, I'm going to eat it! I got a recipe for snake. Delicious. Fricassee of reptile. You are what you eat.
My favorite Mad Max movie, Mad Max 2, 'Road Warrior'

My turn:
Look, it's empty. No monster in here. Okay, NOW there is. I'm not gonna scare you. I'm off duty.

[Rick TYler]

Look, it's empty. No monster in here. Okay, NOW there is. I'm not gonna scare you. I'm off duty.

Monsters, Inc.

Are you sure you're not using IMDB?

"Dig it, Miss Wade! You're the President's girlfriend!"

[kpugh]

Monsters, Inc.

Are you sure you're not using IMDB?

"Dig it, Miss Wade! You're the President's girlfriend!"


The American President


"Frankly, I'm not too wild about this next event but it has become a tradition here: The Belching Contest. "

[Wayne Doenges]

"Frankly, I'm not too wild about this next event but it has become a tradition here: The Belching Contest. "
I have to answer this one. One of my favorite movies. 'Revenge of the Nerds'. "No one will really be free until nerd persecution ends."

My turn again:
Moles and trolls, moles and trolls, work, work, work, work, work. We never see the light of day. We plan this thing for weeks and all they want to do is study. I'm disgusted. I'm sorry but it's not like me, I'm depressed. There was what, no one at the mutant hamster races and we had one entry into the Madame Curie look-alike contest and he was disqualified later. Why do I bother?

Are you sure you're not using IMDB?
Yes I do use it. I use it to get the quotes right. It's hard to answer a badly quoted quote (proper grammar?) :D
I do not use it to answer quotes. If I'm stuck about a quote I will look it up but not answer the quote.

[George A.]

That would be Real Genius

here's one


Did they look like psychos? Did they? No. They were <beep> vampires. I don't care how crazy someone is, they don't explode when sunlight hits them.

The beep has been placed to remove the expletive in the sentence,

[kpugh]

That would be Real Genius

here's one


Did they look like psychos? Did they? No. They were <beep> vampires. I don't care how crazy someone is, they don't explode when sunlight hits them.

The beep has been placed to remove the expletive in the sentence,


I have no idea and it seems that nobody else does either. So here is another quote:

"Gentlemen, I wouldn't trust this overgrown pile of microchips any further than I can throw it. "

[George A.]

I have no idea and it seems that nobody else does either. So here is another quote:

"Gentlemen, I wouldn't trust this overgrown pile of microchips any further than I can throw it. "


I have no idea about this one...but my quote was from "From Dusk til Dawn"

[IraJason]

The last one was from War Games...

"I'm in pain and I'm wet and I'm still hysterical!"

[George1902]

"I'm in pain and I'm wet and I'm still hysterical!"This was said by Leo Bloom in The Producers.

"Whether or not what we experienced was an According to Hoyle miracle is insignificant. What is significant is that I felt the touch of God. God got involved."

[Taylor]

Pulp Fiction.

"Anyone who isn't dead or from another plane of existence would do well to cover their ears right now."

[Tomasz Bania]

Pulp Fiction.

"Anyone who isn't dead or from another plane of existence would do well to cover their ears right now."

I want to say "Air Force One" or "Airline" but those are probably really wrong.

My quote is a nice and easy one.

"I'll be back"

[IraJason]

I want to say "Air Force One" or "Airline" but those are probably really wrong.

My quote is a nice and easy one.

"I'll be back"

Well... the first one that you couldn't answer is from the movie Dogma. Yours is originally from The Terminator, but it's been said in so many movies now that it's impossible to name them all...

"Before you die there is something you should know about us."
"What?"
"I am your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate."
"What's that make us?"
"Absolutely nothing! Which is what you are about to become."

[savage301]

"Before you die there is something you should know about us."
"What?"
"I am your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate."
"What's that make us?"
"Absolutely nothing! Which is what you are about to become."

That's from Spaceballs. A great movie :D

Try this one.
"What is your name?"
"What is your quest?"
"What is your favorite color?"

[DjAlamose]

That's from Spaceballs. A great movie :D

Try this one.
"What is your name?"
"What is your quest?"
"What is your favorite color?"

Its only a flesh wound!
Of course this is from the classic Monty Python and the Holy Grail!

Next:
"I don't get out of bed for under Half a Million Dollars"

[Wayne Doenges]

"I don't get out of bed for under Half a Million Dollars"
That would be Mr. and Mrs. Smith

My turn:
"I'm not bad, I'm just drawn that way"

[George A.]

That would be Mr. and Mrs. Smith

My turn:
"I'm not bad, I'm just drawn that way"


That would be Jessica Rabbit from Who Framed Rodger Rabbit


"Why should I change my name? He's the one who sucks."

[IraJason]

That would be Jessica Rabbit from Who Framed Rodger Rabbit


"Why should I change my name? He's the one who sucks."

Office Space, refering to Michael Bolton


"We were sent by Him who is called I Am!"

[AmayaSaria]

Peter Pan (2003 Version)

Slightly: Then she must stay here and die.
Peter Pan: [gasp] No!!!!!!!!
Slightly: Of course not. How could I have thought that? Stupid. STUPID! [smacks his forehead]

[IraJason]

Peter Pan (2003 Version)

Slightly: Then she must stay here and die.
Peter Pan: [gasp] No!!!!!!!!
Slightly: Of course not. How could I have thought that? Stupid. STUPID! [smacks his forehead]

Since this thread is so huge and you are new, you might have overlooked that for this thread, you look at the quote in the post above, guess what it is, and provide your own quote for others to guess. Don't worry that you didn't know that. Thanks for the movie quote anyway!

[George A.]

Since the thread seems to be dead in the water I'll post a new quote


"Wolodarsky, go get the keys to that fishing boat, and throw them in the water. No, wait. They might have another set. Just blow it up."

[Adam McLeod]

Since the thread seems to be dead in the water I'll post a new quote


"Wolodarsky, go get the keys to that fishing boat, and throw them in the water. No, wait. They might have another set. Just blow it up."

That sounds like "The Life Aquatic: With Steve Zissou", but I'm not remembering that quote, exactly. (I could be wrong, though.)

As for another quote, how about:

"Asa Nisi Masa"

[Matt Krass]

That sounds like "The Life Aquatic: With Steve Zissou", but I'm not remembering that quote, exactly. (I could be wrong, though.)

As for another quote, how about:

"Asa Nisi Masa"

No idea

"Roads? Where we're going we don't need...roads"

[kpugh]

No idea

"Roads? Where we're going we don't need...roads"

Back to the Future
One of my all time favorite movies! I have a t-shirt from Universal Studios with this quote on it!

Ok, new quote:
"I have a dream. It's not a big dream, it's just a little dream. My dream - and I hope you don't find this too crazy - is that I would like the people of this community to feel that if, God forbid, there were a fire, calling the fire department would actually be a wise thing to do. You can't have people, if their houses are burning down, saying, "Whatever you do, don't call the fire department!" That would be bad."

[kpugh]

Ok, new quote:
"I have a dream. It's not a big dream, it's just a little dream. My dream - and I hope you don't find this too crazy - is that I would like the people of this community to feel that if, God forbid, there were a fire, calling the fire department would actually be a wise thing to do. You can't have people, if their houses are burning down, saying, "Whatever you do, don't call the fire department!" That would be bad."

Ok, nobody's getting this one. It's from the movie Roxanne starring Steve Martin and Daryl Hannah. A very funny adaptation of the play Cyrano de Bergerac

Ok, here is an easier quote:
"Wait a minute, I just lit a rocket... Rockets explode! "

[Wayne Doenges]

"Wait a minute, I just lit a rocket... Rockets explode! "
This would be from 'Toy Story'

My turn again :)
I'm sorry, the position of annoying talking animal has already been filled.

[Rick TYler]

I'm sorry, the position of annoying talking animal has already been filled.

Shrek or Shrek 2? I'm going with Shrek 2.

How about: "I think that this situation absolutely requires a really futile and stupid gesture be done on somebody's part."

[Taylor]

How about: "I think that this situation absolutely requires a really futile and stupid gesture be done on somebody's part."

And we're just the ones to do it.
One of the greatest comedies of all time - Animal House.

And one from another of the greatest comedies ever:

"We'll head them off at the pass!"
"Head them off at the pass? I hate that cliche!"

[IraJason]

And we're just the ones to do it.
One of the greatest comedies of all time - Animal House.

And one from another of the greatest comedies ever:

"We'll head them off at the pass!"
"Head them off at the pass? I hate that cliche!"

Blazing Saddles... one of the best.

Here's one...

"We were sent by Him who is called I Am!"

[IraJason]

Blazing Saddles... one of the best.

Here's one...

"We were sent by Him who is called I Am!"

Ok... nobody's getting that one... so here's another one...

"There have been studies you know. 60 percent of the time it works, everytime."

[George A.]

I think your original quote was from "The Exorcist" and your second quote was from "Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy"

Person 1: Why do you wear a mask? Were you burned by acid, or something like that?
Person 2: Oh no, it's just that they're terribly comfortable. I think everyone will be wearing them in the future.

[Dylan]

I think your original quote was from "The Exorcist" and your second quote was from "Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy"

Person 1: Why do you wear a mask? Were you burned by acid, or something like that?
Person 2: Oh no, it's just that they're terribly comfortable. I think everyone will be wearing them in the future.


Hmmm... no clue on that one, but here's my quote.

"You have done smoked yourself retarded".

[i like dirt]

Hmmm... no clue on that one, but here's my quote.

"You have done smoked yourself retarded".


I dont have a clue on that one but here's mine

"Roads. Where were going, we don't need roads."

[Matt Attallah]

MORT's answer - The Princess Bride (Did I ever laugh hard at that, and don't ask now I saw it :eek: )

Dylan's answer - Half-Baked (Comon guys, yew all should know that :D)

I like dirt's answer - Back to the Future (Part II I THINK!)

Here's my quote...

Get busy living, or get busy dying :D

[Taylor]

Ohhh, Andy.
The Shawshank Redemption.


"Do you like apples? Well, I got her number. How about them apples?"

[Wayne Doenges]

"Roads. Where were going, we don't need roads."
To be more precise, Back to the Future I and II (end of one and start of two) :)

Get busy living, or get busy dying
Already posted by me awhile back :ahh: Great movie

Let the game continue....

[kpugh]

Ohhh, Andy.
The Shawshank Redemption.


"Do you like apples? Well, I got her number. How about them apples?"

Good Will Hunting

New quote (younger members may not get this one)
Character 1: "I wouldn't sell my bike for all the money in the world. Not for a hundred million, billion, trillion dollars!"
Character 2: "Then you're crazy!"
Character 1: "I know you are but what am I?"

[Wayne Doenges]

Character 1: "I wouldn't sell my bike for all the money in the world. Not for a hundred million, billion, trillion dollars!"
Character 2: "Then you're crazy!"
Character 1: "I know you are but what am I?"
"I know you are but what am I?" "I know you are but what am I?" "I know you are but what am I?"
Peewee Herman's Big Adventure

My turn;

Character 1: "We shall call him....Zatarra."
Character 2: "Sounds fearsome."
Character 1: "It means, driftwood"

[Justin_302]

What is "The Count of Monte Cristo" ? :p

Character 1:It can't be anything like love, can it?
Character 2: No, no, it can't be.
Character 1: Would it be inconvenient?
Character 2: Terribly.

This is a harder quote, I hope someone will get it...

Count of Monte Cristo

"Next Person that says shenanigans is getting pistolwhiped"

[George A.]

Super Troopers


"hey George, look what I have! A Twinkee Weiner Sandwich!!! Your favorite!"

[anna~marie]

UHF


Beware! The moon!!!

[Hiteak]

An American Warewolf in Londin. (I saw part of it on Halloween.)


1.21 GIGAWATTS!?! 1.21 gigawatts!

[Wayne Doenges]

1.21 GIGAWATTS!?! 1.21 gigawatts!
Oh this is a hard one (note sarcasm :rolleyes: ) Back to the Future I.

My turn:
Character 1: "This is good, Character 2. I think you're a good cook."
Character 2: "No, I'm not. I only make two things pretty well, pork chops and, um, turkey."
Character1: "Hm. Which is this?"

[anna~marie]

An American Warewolf in Londin.
pfft. I was meaning to reference the awesomest wallace and grommit movie

[Hiteak]

pfft. I was meaning to reference the awesomest wallace and grommit movie


My bad :( I could have sworn it was in An American Werewolf in London. Sounds like they have similar plots (not really as much though).

[Justin_302]

I'll catch you on the flipside

[Wayne Doenges]

FOUL :ahh: No one answered this quote.

Character 1: "This is good, Character 2. I think you're a good cook."
Character 2: "No, I'm not. I only make two things pretty well, pork chops and, um, turkey."
Character1: "Hm. Which is this?"

Must answer before we can go on :rolleyes:

[Rick TYler]

FOUL :ahh: No one answered this quote.
Must answer before we can go on :rolleyes:

It's been a week. No one got it. I used Google -- mind if I answer the question so we can move on? (IMO it was an obscure line from a minor movie...)

[Wayne Doenges]

Character 1: "This is good, Character 2. I think you're a good cook."
Character 2: "No, I'm not. I only make two things pretty well, pork chops and, um, turkey."
Character1: "Hm. Which is this?"
I wouldn't call 'Phenomenon', with John Travolta a minor movie. I liked it :)

OK, a new one:
Character 1: How do a bunch of people with hand tools build all this?
Character 2: The same way they built the pyramids, and the Great Wall of China.
Character 3: Right... the aliens helped them.

[George A.]

National Treasure...


Character 1: That's the difference between winners and losers. Losers complain about their best, winners take home the prom queen.

Character 2: (cocks gun) She was the prom queen.

(the quote by the first character is modified a tad to make it more appropriate for the forums...not too much, but just enough to take out the explitive)

[kpugh]

National Treasure...


Character 1: That's the difference between winners and losers. Losers complain about their best, winners take home the prom queen.

Character 2: (cocks gun) She was the prom queen.

(the quote by the first character is modified a tad to make it more appropriate for the forums...not too much, but just enough to take out the explitive)

The Rock


"There's no reason to become alarmed, and we hope you'll enjoy the rest of your flight. By the way, is there anyone on board who knows how to fly a plane? "

[IraJason]

That line's from the movie Airplane!

Character 1: You got a dart in your neck man.
Character 2: You're... you're crazy man. I like you, but you're crazy.

[Rick TYler]

Character 1: You got a dart in your neck man.
Character 2: You're... you're crazy man. I like you, but you're crazy.

Old School.

"You're wearing the shirt of the band you're going to see? Don't be that guy."

[kpugh]

Old School.

"You're wearing the shirt of the band you're going to see? Don't be that guy."

PCU

"Do me a favor. Put your lip over your head... and swallow."

[Wayne Doenges]

"Do me a favor. Put your lip over your head... and swallow."
OK, to keep this thread going I will answer this one.
'Grumpy Old Men'

My turn again:
Character 1: "That was easy."
Character 2: "This is a jail. It's easy to get in, the problems will come when we want to get out."

[Cuban]

OK, to keep this thread going I will answer this one.
'Grumpy Old Men'

My turn again:
Character 1: "That was easy."
Character 2: "This is a jail. It's easy to get in, the problems will come when we want to get out."

Man in the Iron Mask


Char 1: "Who died?"
Char 2: "Our Akita."
Chars 3 & 4: "Evita!"

[Wayne Doenges]

Char 1: "Who died?"
Char 2: "Our Akita."
Chars 3 & 4: "Evita!"
No one is getting this one. How about another clue or quote :)

[JamesBrown]

Man in the Iron Mask


Char 1: "Who died?"
Char 2: "Our Akita."
Chars 3 & 4: "Evita!"

RENT (got lucky on this one, happened to remember the thread when I was watching it)

This should be an easy one on here

"Let's see how he likes this. I am sick and tired of the entire western world knowing how my kidneys are functioning"

[George A.]

RENT (got lucky on this one, happened to remember the thread when I was watching it)

This should be an easy one on here

"Let's see how he likes this. I am sick and tired of the entire western world knowing how my kidneys are functioning"

Apollo 13



Character 1: "Got any beer?"
Character 2: "This is a school"
Character 1: "So that's a no?"

[Wayne Doenges]

Character 1: "Got any beer?"
Character 2: "This is a school"
Character 1: "So that's a no?"
X-Men 2

My turn again:
Character 1: "Well?"
Character 2: "One thought he was invincible... the other thought he could fly."
Character 1: "So?"
Character 2: "They were both wrong."

[Wayne Doenges]

I can't let it die :)

Character 1: "Well?"
Character 2: "One thought he was invincible... the other thought he could fly."
Character 1: "So?"
Character 2: "They were both wrong."
This was from Steven Segal's 'Marked for Death'

I'll try again:
Character 1: "Where are you giants from?"
Character 2: "We're from New York."
Character 1: "All hail the New York Giants!"

[Dave Scheck]

Character 1: "Where are you giants from?"
Character 2: "We're from New York."
Character 1: "All hail the New York Giants!"I'll bite.....Madagascar


"Don't be alarmed, ladies and gentlemen. Those chains are made of chrome steel."

[Rick TYler]

I'll bite.....Madagascar


"Don't be alarmed, ladies and gentlemen. Those chains are made of chrome steel."

King Kong (I'm pretty sure from the 1933 version)

"Human beings were not meant to sit in little cubicles staring at computer screens all day, filling out useless forms and listening to eight different bosses drone on about about mission statements."

[Dylan]

Office space?



"this is my kung-foo, and it is strong".

[Wayne Doenges]

"this is my kung-foo, and it is strong".
The Core

Character 1: "I haven't even told my father I'm not gonna get that scholarship. I'm gonna end up working in a lumberyard the rest of my life."
Character 2: What's wrong with lumber? I own two lumberyards."
Character 1: I notice you don't spend too much time there."
Character 2: I'm not quite sure where they are."

[Rick TYler]

The Core

Character 1: "I haven't even told my father I'm not gonna get that scholarship. I'm gonna end up working in a lumberyard the rest of my life."
Character 2: What's wrong with lumber? I own two lumberyards."
Character 1: I notice you don't spend too much time there."
Character 2: I'm not quite sure where they are."

Caddyshack.

"I'll tell you the problem with the scientific power that you're using here: it didn't require any discipline to attain it. You read what others had done and you took the next step. You didn't earn the knowledge for yourselves, so you don't take any responsibility for it. You stood on the shoulders of geniuses to accomplish something as fast as you could and before you even knew what you had you patented it and packaged it and slapped it on a plastic lunchbox, and now you're selling it, you want to sell it!"

[Joe J.]

That would be Jurassic Park.

"Theoretically, you have been racing for about 40 seconds. So far, Mr. Schaffer is winning... because he's nearest to the door."

[KelliV]

Rat Race

"That's a good idea. Four unidentifiable high school students lost their lives early this morning when their toy rocket exploded. "

[Rick TYler]

Rat Race

"That's a good idea. Four unidentifiable high school students lost their lives early this morning when their toy rocket exploded. "

October Sky

"Would you qualify that as a launch problem or a design problem?"

[Taylor]

"Would you qualify that as a launch problem or a design problem?"

Armageddon.

C1: So come on down to where the games are played, it's chill, it's fresh, it's Noah's Arcade.
C2: I think I'd have to say, asphinctersayswhat?
C1: What?
C2: Asphinctersayswhat?
C1: What?
C2: Exactly.

[Wayne Doenges]

"Would you qualify that as a launch problem or a design problem?"
Armageddon.

Brrrrrp. Wrong answer! The movie was 'Real Genius' with Val Kilmer
"In the immortal words of Socrates "I drank What""

C1: So come on down to where the games are played, it's chill, it's fresh, it's Noah's Arcade.
C2: I think I'd have to say, asphinctersayswhat?
C1: What?
C2: Asphinctersayswhat?
C1: What?
C2: Exactly.
Wayne's World

My turn:
"See, when a nuclear weapon detonates it unleashes an electromagnetic pulse which shuts down any power source within its blast radius. Now that tends not to matter in most cases because a nuclear weapon usually destroys everything you might need power for anyway. A pinch creates a similar electromagnetic pulse, but without the fuss of mass destruction and death. So instead of Hiroshima, you'd be getting the seventeenth century."

[savage301]

[/QUOTE]
My turn:
"See, when a nuclear weapon detonates it unleashes an electromagnetic pulse which shuts down any power source within its blast radius. Now that tends not to matter in most cases because a nuclear weapon usually destroys everything you might need power for anyway. A pinch creates a similar electromagnetic pulse, but without the fuss of mass destruction and death. So instead of Hiroshima, you'd be getting the seventeenth century."[/QUOTE]

Ocean's Eleven ( the newer one)

Try this one.
"Cinderella story. Outta nowhere. A former greenskeeper, now, about to become the Masters champion. It looks like a mirac...It's in the hole! It's in the hole! It's in the hole!"

[Rick TYler]

"Cinderella story. Outta nowhere. A former greenskeeper, now, about to become the Masters champion. It looks like a mirac...It's in the hole! It's in the hole! It's in the hole!"

For the second time in a week, Caddyshack.

How about:

"You know you don't have to act with me, Steve. You don't have to say anything, and you don't have to do anything. Not a thing. Oh, maybe just whistle. You know how to whistle, don't you, Steve? You just put your lips together and... blow."

CLUE: It's in black and white.

[Rick TYler]

"You know you don't have to act with me, Steve. You don't have to say anything, and you don't have to do anything. Not a thing. Oh, maybe just whistle. You know how to whistle, don't you, Steve? You just put your lips together and... blow."

CLUE: It's in black and white.

I didn't mean to kill the thread. It's from "To Have and Have Not" starring Humphrey Bogart, Lauren Bacall, and Walter Brennan.

How about this:

"Hey, I'm not your father. I'm your friend."

[George A.]

X3: The last stand


"What in our history together makes you think i'm even capable of something like that?"

[CyberTiger]

Uhhhhhhhhhhhh, Shanghai Knights if I'm not mistaken.

"Shampoo is better! I go on first and clean the hair! Conditioner is better! I make the hair silky and smooth!"

[Alexa Stott]

Billy Madison.

"97-X, BAM! The future of rock n' roll! 97-X, BAM! The future of rock n' roll. 97-X..."