CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #63

[Billfred]

You know, at one point I was part of Team 63.
(well, team 63 at Irmo Middle School, Campus R.)

Here's the scores:

Nehalita 33
MissInformation 30
EddieMcD 29
Gary Dillard 29
Jay Trzaskos 24
Rich Wong 23
Jay H 237 22
“Big Mike” 20
KathieK 19
EricH 19
Arefin Bari 18
Al Skierkiewicz 17
Dlavery 17
EricS-Team180 17
Amanda Morrison 16
T. Hoffman 16
Dorienne 007 14
Bcahn836 13
Koko Ed 11
Kyle45 11
1derboy 11
Xzvrw2 10
Andy Baker 9
Ashley Christine 9
DCA Fan 9
Icurtis 8
Pat McCarthy 7
DanielBCR 7
Dave Scheck 7
Brandy836 6
JVN 6
Miketwalker 6
JosephM 6
Alex Cormier 6
Conor Ryan 6
Kjhobin 6
KarenH 4
RoboMom 4
Squirrelrock 4
Cyberguy34000 4
Greencactus3 4
Tiffany34990 4
Goober!!! 4
Mechanicalbrain 4
Spears312 4
Rich Kressly 3
Richardp 3
Ryan Foley 3
Andrew Rudolph 2
Elgin Clock 2
Kevin Kolodziej 2
Kyle 2
Meredith343MiM 2
Denman 2
Greg Needel 2
Liz C 2
Wetzel 2
anna~marie 1
Barry Bonzack 1
Ben Lauer 1
Budda648 1
First degree 1
John Wanninger 1
KyleGilbert45 1
Lisa Perez 1
Matt Attallah 1
Sciguy125 1
Termite233 1
Tytus Gerrish 1
Wayne Doenges 1
Wilshire 1


And the picture...

http://www.chiefdelphi.com/forums/pictures.php?action=single&picid=11640

As always, the deadline is midnight Saturday.

Go!

[Bcahn836]

WOW, thanks. I am assuming this gift is from Elgin?

[Adam Richards]

So now you're trying to remind me how long its been since I left the team?

[mechanicalbrain]

We will rule the world with our super robots! Follow me! Follow me to victory!

[Ian Curtis]

Carll: Oh how nice guys this'll look great on my mantle piece. Wait a second, what is this?!? A timer to next year! *sigh* Some things never do die...

[Koko Ed]

For this season FIRST proposes building a time machine and the team that winds back time the furthest wins!

[KathieK]

Carll received the best retirement gift a FIRST team could give... the gift of time!
And immediately his wife started figuring out how he could spend it doing projects around the house... :ahh:

[EricH]

HOORAY! Now I can finally say I have a clock! Now if only you guys had won the Chairman's award, it would have been bigger and better.

[Joe Matt]

Hey wait... didn't I give the lead engineer this last year durring the team party?

[Jay Trzaskos]

At the last possible moment before leaving Earth for his castle hide out, Father Time takes this chance to show of his time machine. He was planning on giving it to Gary Dillard to help him go back in time and keep his hair, but then decided it was more fun to make fun of him for it.

[EddieMcD]

"What? I can't build a robot out of this!"

[Wayne Doenges]

This will look great on my mantle. Wait, I don't have a mantle. I guess I'll have to build one. But what's a great mantle without a fireplace. This is going to cost me a small fortune. Thank alot guys (said sarcastically)

[Dorienne]

"Kids, my biological clock went dead a long time ago..."

(I know this is terrible, it's all I could think of...sorry if it's mean. It's a pure joke.)

[Jessica Boucher]

In order to make a smoother transition into retirement, "The Wife" (Pal's wife Jane) has given him a clock that chimes just like the Watertown High School bells.

Current settings include:
-Time to feed the cows
-Time to feed "the girls" (his chickens)
-Time to finish building the house
-Time to quit bugging the wife

[Al Skierkiewicz]

Just what every Firster wants, yearns for, dreams about, a device to stop time during the build season. I have finally have it!

Good Luck Pal!

[kjhobin]

Wow! a six week countdown clock!, Just what ive always wanted!

[Jay H 237]

If you pay attention closely to this photo you will see there's actually two clock's visible, although one of them works much harded than the other, to the point where the hands never stop moving!



[ I am dead........................I am sooo dead!!! :p ]

[Kyle Love]

I have finally found out how to stop time! Now that I have I will make 237's build season as long as they want!!!!!!

[xzvrw2]

YES!!!!! I now have Mickeys clock!!!!!!

[nehalita]

Just so Mr. Pallokat wouldn't forget, Team 237 gave him a clock frozen at the time that the team usually met (he seemed to like the idea...).

[Rich Wong]

Auctioneer Carl:
"Ooooooh come on everyone..... This auction is for fundraising; doesn’t anyone want this NICE clock donation by Elgin?

*Pause*
Do I hear $50?

*Pause*
This clock was special to Elgin......
This clock..... has been with Elgin during his whole childhood years. It comforted him during his high school robotics years, and keep him on time during his college years. It is still in MINT condition!
It was very, very tough for Elgin to give up this prize for his team!

*Pause*
Do I hear $20?

People!!!! This is for your team 237!
That’s better! I have $20 bid from Elgin behind me (stop sobbing)
….Do I hear $25?"

[sciguy125]

Robotics team: $10,000
Table to put stuff on: $20
Six lawn chairs: $60
Fancy looking clock: $100
Having Billfred sacrifice you to ChiefDelphi: priceless

[Goober!!!]

A Clock??? The only reason of a clock is for the count down for the shiping date of the robot!!! :D :D :D

[Gary Dillard]

Shortly after Pal claimed that he could juggle a mantle clock and a helium balloon at the same time, team 237 realized that his decision to retire was in everyone's best interest.

[Squirrelrock]

Shortly after Pal claimed that he could juggle a mantle clock and a helium balloon at the same time, team 237 realized that his decision to retire was in everyone's best interest.

But it was when the team realized that Pal thought the clock was the balloon and the balloon was the clock and couldn't figure out why the clock wouldn't fly when he let go of it that it really clicked that they were glad this guy had been "kicked"* from the team.

*(read: he retired, im just trying to rhyme)

<nota parta the entry>
No offense intended to any persons involved
</nota parta the entry>

[JackN]

"What do you mean it is time I left"

[EricS-Team180]

As part of an old 237 tradition, Carll pumped his fist into the air and tossed the mantle clock over his left shoulder. Whoever caught it would be the new team leader!

[DCA Fan]

Yes! Something got done on time!

[Eugenia Gabrielov]

"DAAAAAAAAAANG! It feels good to be a gangsta!"

[Arefin Bari]

Carll: Now it's time for the clock. Start bidding.

Elgin (in the back): I feel special, I am being announced.

Ted: This would be the ONLY time.

Scott (bids): 50 CENTS!!!!!!!!!!

[Kevin Kolodziej]

"I bet the gears and springs inside this thing would feel right at home in our transmission next year! Afterall, the clock is off the shelf..er, mantle."

[MissInformation]

As the self appointed leader of the advocacy group PADST (People Against Daylight Savings Time), Pal readies his group with a rallying speech about the unfairness of having to remember if it's "fall forward" or "fall back" before their big protest march on Washington D.C.

[dlavery]

Pal: Now I will finally know the answer to the age-old question: "what happens when you annoy a clock?"

Elgin: It gets ticked off!

Pal: But why were you sitting on the clock?

Elgin: Because I wanted to be on time!!! Anyway, even though it is a new clock, you will need to be careful about the bugs inside.

Pal: Bugs???

Elgin: Yeah, you know - ticks! :D

[Elgin Clock]

If you pay attention closely to this photo you will see there's actually two clock's visible, although one of them works much harded than the other, to the point where the hands never stop moving!
[ I am dead........................I am sooo dead!!! :p ]

<not an entry>Ya you are. Blasphemy.. all lies I tell ya. MY hands were moving as well, as I was clapping at the time.</not an entry>

[Billfred]

Sorry about the holdup--between working on a project and accidentally closing the window midway and recovering from yesterday (http://billfredrevival.blogspot.com/2005/09/memo-to-self.html), it seems that it's a vast conspiracy to keep me from scoring this thing.

First place goes to:

Pal: Now I will finally know the answer to the age-old question: "what happens when you annoy a clock?"

Elgin: It gets ticked off!

Pal: But why were you sitting on the clock?

Elgin: Because I wanted to be on time!!! Anyway, even though it is a new clock, you will need to be careful about the bugs inside.

Pal: Bugs???

Elgin: Yeah, you know - ticks!

Dave, you should meet Mr. Hosford (1293's engineer) sometime.

Second place goes to:

Carll: Oh how nice guys this'll look great on my mantle piece. Wait a second, what is this?!? A timer to next year! *sigh* Some things never do die...

Honorable mentions go to...

1) Gary Dillard
2) Kevin Kolodziej
3) KathieK
4) EricS-Team180
5) EricH
6) Adam Richards
7) Rich Wong
8) EddieMcD
9) Wayne Doenges
10) Jessica Boucher
11) Dorienne 007
12) JosephM
13) Bcahn836
14) Arefin Bari
15) Jay H 237

And the burn award...

At the last possible moment before leaving Earth for his castle hide out, Father Time takes this chance to show of his time machine. He was planning on giving it to Gary Dillard to help him go back in time and keep his hair, but then decided it was more fun to make fun of him for it.

Which means the scores are...

Nehalita 34
EddieMcD 31
Gary Dillard 31
MissInformation 31
Dlavery 27
Jay Trzaskos 27
Rich Wong 25
Jay H 237 24
KathieK 21
EricH 21
“Big Mike” 20
Arefin Bari 20
EricS-Team180 19
Al Skierkiewicz 18
Amanda Morrison 16
T. Hoffman 16
Dorienne 007 16
Bcahn836 15
Icurtis 13
Koko Ed 12
Kyle45 12
1derboy 12
Xzvrw2 11
DCA Fan 10
Andy Baker 9
Ashley Christine 9
JosephM 8
Pat McCarthy 7
DanielBCR 7
Dave Scheck 7
Kjhobin 7
Brandy836 6
JVN 6
Miketwalker 6
Alex Cormier 6
Conor Ryan 6
Squirrelrock 5
Goober!!! 5
Mechanicalbrain 5
KarenH 4
Kevin Kolodziej 4
RoboMom 4
Cyberguy34000 4
Greencactus3 4
Tiffany34990 4
Spears312 4
Rich Kressly 3
Richardp 3
Ryan Foley 3
Wayne Doenges 3
Adam Richards 2
Andrew Rudolph 2
Elgin Clock 2
Jessica Boucher 2
Kyle 2
Meredith343MiM 2
Denman 2
Greg Needel 2
Liz C 2
Sciguy125 2
Wetzel 2
anna~marie 1
Barry Bonzack 1
Ben Lauer 1
Budda648 1
Eugenia Gabrielov 1
First degree 1
John Wanninger 1
KyleGilbert45 1
Lisa Perez 1
Matt Attallah 1
Termite233 1
Tytus Gerrish 1
Wilshire 1


Onward!