CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #66

[Billfred]

Here goes again. Le scores:

Gary Dillard 37
EddieMcD 35
Nehalita 34
MissInformation 32
Jay Trzaskos 29
Dlavery 28
Jay H 237 28
Rich Wong 27
Amanda Morrison 26
KathieK 25
EricH 24
Arefin Bari 22
“Big Mike” 20
Dorienne 007 20
EricS-Team180 20
Al Skierkiewicz 19
T. Hoffman 19
Bcahn836 18
Icurtis 16
Wayne Doenges 15
Andy Baker 14
Xzvrw2 14
Kyle45 13
1derboy 13
Koko Ed 12
DCA Fan 12
JosephM 10
Alex Cormier 10
Ashley Christine 9
Kjhobin 8
Mechanicalbrain 8
Pat McCarthy 7
DanielBCR 7
Dave Scheck 7
Brandy836 6
JVN 6
Miketwalker 6
Squirrelrock 6
Conor Ryan 6
Goober!!! 5
KarenH 4
Kevin Kolodziej 4
RoboMom 4
Cyberguy34000 4
Greencactus3 4
Sciguy125 4
Tiffany34990 4
Spears312 4
Rich Kressly 3
Richardp 3
Ryan Foley 3
Greg Needel 3
Adam Richards 2
Andrew Rudolph 2
Elgin Clock 2
Jessica Boucher 2
Kyle 2
Meredith343MiM 2
Ogre 2
Denman 2
Liz C 2
Wetzel 2
anna~marie 1
Barry Bonzack 1
Ben Lauer 1
Bill_Hancoc 1
Budda648 1
Eugenia Gabrielov 1
First degree 1
John Wanninger 1
KyleGilbert45 1
Lisa Perez 1
Matt Attallah 1
Termite233 1
Tytus Gerrish 1
Wilshire 1
Rees2001 1


And the picture...

http://www.invisiblerobot.com/robotics/robot_c60/index/p1110055.html

As always, the deadline is midnight Saturday.

Go!

[Arefin Bari]

Heidi: You know you guys should always eat healthy.

Dave: ::thinking:: what is she talking about? she is always eating something, specially those kks I bring with me.

[Rich Wong]

Dave: "Jello, chopsticks, doll house….. no.

Jello, doll house, paper plates ……no, no.

Heidi, Chopsticks, Jello…..no, no, no.

Paper plates, Jello, chopsticks….. why not?

Note to self- design a 2006 game using giant paper plates, a pool of Jello, and five feet chopsticks.

I’m a genius."

[Joe Matt]

Now kids, let Dave be, he's obviously playing with his doll set right now. You NEVER want to disturb a NASA engineer while he is playing with his doll set!

[Elgin Clock]

Associated Press (10-10-2005) Mattel and NASA announce the partnership to team up to bring you the Astronaut Barbie Playset. The joining will be an attempt to get more young females into the areas of science and technology. The idea was conceived by NASA Engineer Dave Lavery after playing with the Barbie dollhouse set at a picnic and trying to think of new ways to bring women into the fields of science and technology. Lavery had this to say "While playing with the Barbie dollhouse at the picnic, I was moved to finally bring the most recognized toy for girls for the last 50 years into a 21'st century market" Lavery continues saying that "Each Astronaut Barbie will come with a matching pink Mars Rover for hours of enjoyment".

Batteries are of course not included since the mini rovers run on the power of the sun.. *









*Sun sold separately :p

[Jay H 237]

"I can't believe Barbie has the same decorating tastes as me. This house is just like a miniature version of my own, complete with the fucia appliances and teal hot tub!"

[Bcahn836]

Hedi- " Jello, chopsticks on three. One Two jello.
Dave thinking- " I wonder if KK makes a jello filled donut"

[xzvrw2]

Dave: Yesss I have always anted to eat jello with chopsticks!!!

[Travis Hoffman]

Heidi: "No, Timmy! That's a bad little Timmy! Don't eat the green jello! Those are the "Stolichnaya Specials" I made for Dave! He's already playing with dolls. After he downs a few more of these green beauties, I'll have enough Photoshoppable pictures to last me for decades!"

Meanwhile, Dave, holding a Barbie doll in his left hand and a Ken in his right, is happily lost in the fantasy world his befuddled mind has created...

NASA Groupie Barbie: "OMG! OMG! OMG! NASA Engineer Ken, I worship the ground you walk on! The exploration of Mars is so interesting!

NASA Engineer Ken: "Yeah, baby, I love to go where no man has gone before. I'd love to explore the uncharted terrain of your lips...."

NASA Engineer Barbie: <slaps Ken with plastic hand> "Well I'm speaking English, but you're obviously speaking metric. Get lost, creep!" <moves on to next victim> "Oh, there's NASA Engineer Dave! I think I'll go and meet him!"

<Dave puts Ken down and picks up his favorite possession - a perfect scale model of himself in a pimp suit>

NASA Engineer Dave: <in deepest Barry White voice possible, interspersed with musical interludes from the soundtrack of "Shaft"> "Heyyyyyyy, baby. Chicka chicka wow wow, chicka wow, wow. What's happenin'?"

........

COPYRIGHT MMV TRAVIS HOFFMAN CREATIONS, INC. ALL RIGHTS RESERVED.

[Denman]

<not an entry>
Some of these entries are getting slightly disturbing
</not an entry>
Heidi, when being controlled by a voodoo doll (presumerably the guy really far away looking down at something hes holding)

[Wayne Doenges]

Heidi: We will be having a contest to see who can eat their jello the fastest using only chopsticks. Please be very quiet as Dave is getting old and needs his rest. On three.....1......2......3.......GO!
Dave: "Snort" (wakes up) We have liftoff!!

[Gary Dillard]

Now when I snap my fingers, you will all wake up and believe that you are Japanese tourists doing jello shots.
Except for you Dave..... you will remain asleep, for now. I've got something much better planned for you. MUWAHAHAHAHAHA......

[EricH]

Now we all know one of Dave's game ideas: use robots to fill dollhouses with Jello, however, the robots must use chopsticks. The human players, meanwhile, are using chopsticks to eat the other team's jello. Autonomous is chasing both Dave (as the game's publicist) and Heidi (as the game's inventor) off the field, using vision systems that target both cameras and Hawaiian shirts.

[Jay Trzaskos]

Kids: Sounds like... sounds like ate?
Heidi: (points at Pepsi can and then the guy in the background whos flexing his arm)
Kids: Sounds like ate, something to do with Pepsi, and is strong?
Dave(whispering): how come Heidi never lets me play FIRST cherades, It's Beatty people... Beatty!! (goes back to playing with NASA Engineer Dave and NASA Groupie Barbie)
Dave: cough, cough, Beatty, cough cough.
Heidi: That's it Dave, go sit in the corner.
Dave: Ah man, not again! :rolleyes:

[Travis Hoffman]

Kids: Sounds like... sounds like ate?
Heidi: (points at Pepsi can and then the guy in the background whos flexing his arm)
Kids: Sounds like ate, something to do with Pepsi, and is strong?
Dave(whispering): how come Heidi never lets me play FIRST cherades, It's Beatty people... Beatty!! (goes back to playing with NASA Engineer Dave and NASA Groupie Barbie)
Dave: cough, cough, Beatty, cough cough.
Heidi: That's it Dave, go sit in the corner.
Dave: Ah man, not again! :rolleyes:

[NOT AN ENTRY]
If Jay wins, I think I should get a percentage of his points winnings for his unlicensed, uncredited use of copyrighted portions of my creative works. I demand restitution! :p
[/NOT AN ENTRY]

[Ian Curtis]

Heidi: Ok kids, picnic 101. Ya see flys always get in the potato salad and the ants always try to get into the watermelon. Now I forgot my flyswatter today so I'm going to demonstrate how to do it with my patented "Invisi-Swatter" so the fly has no chance at all. Lavery are you paying attention!?
Dave: Snoooooorrrrrrrrrrreeeeeeee
Heidi: Whatever. Then you assume this position *this is where the picture was taken*.

[tiffany34990]

kid1: where is the fork already.. how do i use chopsticks?? somebody help me

kid2: hmm chopsticks taste good to eat :D
Heidi to kid2: you know you aren't suppose to eat the chopsticks right?!




<not an entry> sorry i have to tease about chopsticks..some people just can't use them correctly and well have bad manners with them <not an entry>

[Bill_Hancoc]

And that is how you eat a picnic with chopsticks in a nutshell...

[MissInformation]

The reason people like me will never pass Parenting 101: “No vegetables until you finish your desert!”


<not an entry> Do you really think Mattel would go for a Dave doll? There could be Formal Wear Dave (http://www.factorfantasy.com/thedavegallery/photos/doll3.jpg) and NASA Engineer Dave (http://www.factorfantasy.com/thedavegallery/photos/doll2.jpg) and of course, Pimp Dave. (http://www.factorfantasy.com/thedavegallery/photos/doll1.jpg) Andy, you have daughters, would you buy them a Dave doll? <not an entry>

[KarenH]

According to our best guess, in the 2006 game robots will have to use chopsticks to stack soda cans on a dollhouse. In order to design a chopstick-wielding robot, we must first learn how to use the chopsticks ourselves. Good job, kids! But please, no slurping.

[Elgin Clock]

<not an entry> Do you really think Mattel would go for a Dave doll? There could be Formal Wear Dave and NASA Engineer Dave and of course, Pimp Dave. Andy, you have daughters, would you buy them a Dave doll? <not an entry>

<also not an entry> :yikes: Sorry Dave, I should of never put those ideas into her head.. Forgive me? :yikes: </also not an entry>

<another non-entry><sidetracked thought> Speaking of FIRST related action figures: http://www.chiefdelphi.com/forums/showthread.php?t=223&highlight=Dean+Matt+Hoffman </sidetracked thought></another non-entry>

[EricS-Team180]

<Dave's thought bubble> "I can always count on Heidi...so thoughtful and creative with the kids...yaz yaz"

<Heidi:> "OK kids! Seal your lips with a jello square and plug you noses with the chop sticks....last one to pass out wins!"

[dlavery]

/me thinks: "I don't care how many times she tries it, or how loudly she yells about it, there is just something fundamentally wrong when Heidi uses both hands to eat with her chopsticks..."

[Goober!!!]

Dave: Next year im going to Bring jello and chop sticks to every team at the championship!!! :D :D :D

[Dorienne]

Heidi: Okay children let's help Dave make his dollhouse so he can play with his little cutesy wootsy friends...

Dave is seemingly reading the manual, but slowly lowers it to look at Heidi with glaring eyes. Unbeknownst to Heidi, Dave is reading a secret plot on how to finally destroy his evil nemesis.

Dave: Just you wait, Heidi, just you wait...

Kids: HAHA YOU'RE A LITTLE GIRL WITH COOTIES WHO LIKES TO PLAY WITH DOLLIES!

Dave: THEY'RE NOT DOLLIES THEY'RE MY FRIENDS!

Kids: O_O;

Dave: ...

[Al Skierkiewicz]

As her team intenetly listens, Heidi explains the next team building activity. Dave (who is faking a nap) begins planning new and varied ways of drawing Amanda Morrison into the ever expanding universe of eating competitions now that KK's have become passe.

[Andy Baker]

Dave, thinking:

Sheesh, here we go again. If I had a nickle for every time I heard the "how Heidi fought off a street gang with her chopsticks" story, I could pay for my own mission to Mars.


<not an entry... btw... Heidi... if there was a Dave doll, my daughters would each want one. My eldest had a pet Gecko, but it died. The Dave doll could be a cheap substitute. The younger two are big with Barbies... so Dave could play the role of "grampa" to Barbie. :) >

[nehalita]

Heidi: J-E-L-L-O it's aliiiive
(and dave is...not....)

[EddieMcD]

"THIS JUST IN! Dave Lavery: A Barbie girl in a Barbie world? News at 11..."

[Billfred]

Apologies on the lateness of this one. Yesterday I went to the South Carolina State Fair to help out at the FIRST booth there, and by the end of it, I felt like I'd just spent a day at a regional. (I might as well have--I was in 342's pit, by 1398's robot, talking to people wanting to know what it does.)

First place goes to:

Heidi: "No, Timmy! That's a bad little Timmy! Don't eat the green jello! Those are the "Stolichnaya Specials" I made for Dave! He's already playing with dolls. After he downs a few more of these green beauties, I'll have enough Photoshoppable pictures to last me for decades!"

Meanwhile, Dave, holding a Barbie doll in his left hand and a Ken in his right, is happily lost in the fantasy world his befuddled mind has created...

NASA Groupie Barbie: "OMG! OMG! OMG! NASA Engineer Ken, I worship the ground you walk on! The exploration of Mars is so interesting!

NASA Engineer Ken: "Yeah, baby, I love to go where no man has gone before. I'd love to explore the uncharted terrain of your lips...."

NASA Engineer Barbie: <slaps Ken with plastic hand> "Well I'm speaking English, but you're obviously speaking metric. Get lost, creep!" <moves on to next victim> "Oh, there's NASA Engineer Dave! I think I'll go and meet him!"

<Dave puts Ken down and picks up his favorite possession - a perfect scale model of himself in a pimp suit>

NASA Engineer Dave: <in deepest Barry White voice possible, interspersed with musical interludes from the soundtrack of "Shaft"> "Heyyyyyyy, baby. Chicka chicka wow wow, chicka wow, wow. What's happenin'?"

........

COPYRIGHT MMV TRAVIS HOFFMAN CREATIONS, INC. ALL RIGHTS RESERVED.

Second place goes to...

Heidi: We will be having a contest to see who can eat their jello the fastest using only chopsticks. Please be very quiet as Dave is getting old and needs his rest. On three.....1......2......3.......GO!
Dave: "Snort" (wakes up) We have liftoff!!

Honorable mentions go to...

1) JosephM
2) Elgin Clock
3) Jay H 237
4) Denman
5) Gary Dillard
6) EddieMcD
7) Andy Baker
8) Al Skierkiewicz
9) dlavery
10) EricS-Team180
11) KarenH
12) MissInformation

And the burn award...

Heidi: Okay children let's help Dave make his dollhouse so he can play with his little cutesy wootsy friends...

Dave is seemingly reading the manual, but slowly lowers it to look at Heidi with glaring eyes. Unbeknownst to Heidi, Dave is reading a secret plot on how to finally destroy his evil nemesis.

Dave: Just you wait, Heidi, just you wait...

Kids: HAHA YOU'RE A LITTLE GIRL WITH COOTIES WHO LIKES TO PLAY WITH DOLLIES!

Dave: THEY'RE NOT DOLLIES THEY'RE MY FRIENDS!

Kids: O_O;

Dave: ...

I'm not really sure how to follow such a thing, except to post the scores:

Gary Dillard 39
EddieMcD 37
Nehalita 35
MissInformation 34
Dlavery 30
Jay Trzaskos 30
T. Hoffman 29
Jay H 237 28
Rich Wong 28
Amanda Morrison 26
KathieK 25
EricH 25
Dorienne 007 23
Arefin Bari 23
EricS-Team180 22
Al Skierkiewicz 21
Wayne Doenges 20
“Big Mike” 20
Bcahn836 19
Icurtis 17
Andy Baker 16
Xzvrw2 15
Kyle45 13
1derboy 13
JosephM 12
Koko Ed 12
DCA Fan 12
Alex Cormier 10
Ashley Christine 9
Kjhobin 8
Mechanicalbrain 8
Pat McCarthy 7
DanielBCR 7
Dave Scheck 7
Brandy836 6
JVN 6
KarenH 6
Miketwalker 6
Squirrelrock 6
Conor Ryan 6
Goober!!! 6
Tiffany34990 5
Elgin Clock 4
Kevin Kolodziej 4
RoboMom 4
Cyberguy34000 4
Denman 4
Greencactus3 4
Sciguy125 4
Spears312 4
Rich Kressly 3
Richardp 3
Ryan Foley 3
Greg Needel 3
Adam Richards 2
Andrew Rudolph 2
Jessica Boucher 2
Kyle 2
Meredith343MiM 2
Ogre 2
Bill_Hancoc 2
Liz C 2
Wetzel 2
anna~marie 1
Barry Bonzack 1
Ben Lauer 1
Budda648 1
Eugenia Gabrielov 1
First degree 1
John Wanninger 1
KyleGilbert45 1
Lisa Perez 1
Matt Attallah 1
Termite233 1
Tytus Gerrish 1
Wilshire 1
Rees2001 1


Onward!