CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #67

[Billfred]

I can say, with absolute certainty, that this will be a HOT caption contest (pun very much intended).

Here's the scores:

Gary Dillard 39
EddieMcD 37
Nehalita 35
MissInformation 34
Dlavery 30
Jay Trzaskos 30
T. Hoffman 29
Jay H 237 28
Rich Wong 28
Amanda Morrison 26
KathieK 25
EricH 25
Dorienne 007 23
Arefin Bari 23
EricS-Team180 22
Al Skierkiewicz 21
Wayne Doenges 20
“Big Mike” 20
Bcahn836 19
Icurtis 17
Andy Baker 16
Xzvrw2 15
Kyle45 13
1derboy 13
JosephM 12
Koko Ed 12
DCA Fan 12
Alex Cormier 10
Ashley Christine 9
Kjhobin 8
Mechanicalbrain 8
Pat McCarthy 7
DanielBCR 7
Dave Scheck 7
Brandy836 6
JVN 6
KarenH 6
Miketwalker 6
Squirrelrock 6
Conor Ryan 6
Goober!!! 6
Tiffany34990 5
Elgin Clock 4
Kevin Kolodziej 4
RoboMom 4
Cyberguy34000 4
Denman 4
Greencactus3 4
Sciguy125 4
Spears312 4
Rich Kressly 3
Richardp 3
Ryan Foley 3
Greg Needel 3
Adam Richards 2
Andrew Rudolph 2
Jessica Boucher 2
Kyle 2
Meredith343MiM 2
Ogre 2
Bill_Hancoc 2
Liz C 2
Wetzel 2
Billfred 1.293
anna~marie 1
Barry Bonzack 1
Ben Lauer 1
Budda648 1
Eugenia Gabrielov 1
First degree 1
John Wanninger 1
KyleGilbert45 1
Lisa Perez 1
Matt Attallah 1
Termite233 1
Tytus Gerrish 1
Wilshire 1
Rees2001 1


And the picture:

http://www.chiefdelphi.com/forums/pictures.php?action=single&picid=11214

As always, the deadline is Saturday at midnight

Go!

[Ian Curtis]

Ya, that's right Lavery, I'm calling you out! Your other car might be on Mars, but mine is a FIRST Championship Event Winner. This is how it'll go down. A dozen Krispy Kremes. Race to the finish. An Event CD will relish for eons to come.

[Pat McCarthy]

Me: Feelin' HOT, HOT, HOT!

[Joe Matt]

After a long night of partying Pat woke up to find the girl he picked up last night did look a little familiar.....

[RogerR]

after a wild night celebrating nationals by drinking copious amounts of mountain dew, Pat wakes up next to a HOTtie with a pounding headache, and no recollection of the previous night.

[artdutra04]

After spending too much time working with robots, some members of the FIRST community have been spotted trying to imitate winning robots. Hence, the "flopping" function. :yikes:

[Travis Hoffman]

Fortunately for Patrick and his new best friend, what happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas (and can usually be reversed by a judge the next morning, if desired). Unfortunately for Patrick, that rule only applies if there aren't any cameras around.

"I swear there were three of them last night!" Pat said as he left the courthouse looking as if he had just been run over by the HOT Hummer (http://www.chiefdelphi.com/forums/showthread.php?t=27531&highlight=HOT+Truck). "I thought I was the Mac Daddy of Triple Play, scorin' [tetras] with some triplets (http://www.chiefdelphi.com/forums/showthread.php?t=37329&highlight=niagaraFIRST+triplets)! When I woke up this morning and realized there was only one of them, I had to break it off. My "mad operator skillz" are just too great to be wasted on a single robot. I know one thing, though - no more Red Bull and Krispy Kremes at 2 AM for me!"

[xzvrw2]

The wedding was very nice.

[EricH]

Pat: Move over Dave! My ONLY car is a robot!

[mechanicalbrain]

Pat: I love the way your LEDs sparkle and how silky your cables feel.
HOTBOT: But what will our parents say? :D

[Jay H 237]

"Dibbs!"


(If you've seen that Saturn employee discount commercial you'll know what I mean ;) )

[Bcahn836]

Pat- "Ok guys un zip tie me from the robot. . ."

[Eugenia Gabrielov]

Nah...

hm

"This is not where I went to sleep..."

[Greg Needel]

"Ok Hotbot i will spoon with you but this time don't steel the covers"

[KathieK]

Hours spent on Hot in 2004-4005: 962
Trip to Atlanta: $521 and lots of fundraisers
Bribe for Cape: 2 dozen Krispy Kreme donuts
Winning a Chairman's Award and the Championship title: PRICELESS!

[Goober!!!]

Me so COLD must sit by the HOT BOT!!! :D :D :D

[Bill_Hancoc]

I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance my switching to Team 67

[Jay Trzaskos]

Pat:(singing)
"If your HOT and you know it, lay on the ground..."
"If your HOT and you know it, lay on the ground..."
"If your HOT and you know it and you realy want to show it, If your HOT and you know it, lay on the ground..."

"If your on the Chairman's Award winning team and you know it, lay on the ground..."

[Dorienne]

Pat: I love you, Robot....

Robot: ...

Pat: *sigh* I love looking at the stars with you...it's so nice and romantic..

Robot: ...

Someone on the sideline: PAT! WAKE UP! WE'RE ABOUT TO BE CALLED FOR A COMPETITION.

Pat: *wakes up, startled* WHA?! Oh. Okay.

Someone: *snickers* May as well just wear a washer on his left hand and say he's married...to the robot.

Pat: ...*Looks over to someone else* Why did he say that?

[Arefin Bari]

Pat: She is my HOTTIE. I am the only one who is allowed to kiss her. But if you pay 50 cents maybe I will let you kiss her.

[DCA Fan]

Hey! We're having a little moment here, can't you tell? Do you mind?!

[Wayne Doenges]

FIRST, in hopes of getting the human player more involved, will be adding the sidecar option. But pick your human player carefully as the 130 pound max weight will still be effect. As you can see in this picture this team will need to go on a serious diet :D

[Gary Dillard]

Pat was pretty happy when his teammates told him he was going to "get the Hot Wedgie he deserved", until he discovered that ownership of the team robot wasn't what they had in mind.

[shyra1353]

Some FIRSTers spend way too much time with their robots, and start to believe that together they make a mega-robot.

[sciguy125]

<This post censored by the moderators for being too sexually explicit>

No, they did not actually censor it, and yes, that is my entry.

[EddieMcD]

"Team 67 tried to enter the one on the left in the competion. Unfortunately, it was a tad lengthy, so they went with the one on the right."

[Al Skierkiewicz]

This is an actual picture used in back country ranger training. Please note the foolish boy playing with the HotBot. Seconds after this picture was taken, the animal turned "ON" and autonomously dragged him through the brush and he was never seen again. Please note the animal control tag, #67, this is a very dangerous animal. Do not approach without at least two other teams to assist.

[Alex Cormier]

this robot's hot hot hot. ouch.

[Beth Sweet]

Pat: Driver of the Championship Robot junior year, Championship Chairman's Award, toasty Atlanta when everyone back in Michigan is freezing, all I need now is one of mom's brownies. But wait, she came down here to see me, MOMMMMMM

PS. Pat it has been way too long since I've had your mom's brownies lol

[MissInformation]

Desperate for money to feed his DDR addiction, Pat came up with a scheme: when no one was looking, he would throw himself in front of the robot and scream "my back, my back" and collect insurance money.

[dlavery]

When posed with the question "would you rather have a robot in front of me, or a frontal lobotomy?" Pat could not decide which would be more fun. So he decided to try both. Here we see part one of his investigation...

[Jessica Boucher]

Man, ever since 1999 sleeping next to the robot just isn't the same...

[Mini-D67]

Pat : Dang, Justin's shoes are sweet... :yikes:


:rolleyes:

[Rich Wong]

"Man, am I embarrassed.
How long was I out?
What?
I dropped the trophy on Woodie’s toes when I passed out?
Now I’m really embarrassed!"

[Billfred]

Sure, guys, pick on Pat and make it hard to judge.

First place goes to...

"Man, am I embarrassed.
How long was I out?
What?
I dropped the trophy on Woodie’s toes when I passed out?
Now I’m really embarrassed!"

Second place goes to...

Pat was pretty happy when his teammates told him he was going to "get the Hot Wedgie he deserved", until he discovered that ownership of the team robot wasn't what they had in mind.

Honorable mentions go to...

1) dlavery
2) artdura04
3) T. Hoffman
4) Al Skierkiewicz
5) RogerR
6) Mini-D67
7) Jay Trzaskos
8) MissInformation
9) Jessica Boucher
10) JosephM
11) xzvrw2
12) Dorienne 007
13) DCA Fan
14) iCurtis
15) sciguy125

And the burn award...

Pat: Move over Dave! My ONLY car is a robot!

Which means the scores are...

Gary Dillard 44
Rich Wong 38
EddieMcD 38
MissInformation 36
Nehalita 35
Dlavery 32
Jay Trzaskos 32
T. Hoffman 31
Jay H 237 29
EricH 28
Amanda Morrison 26
KathieK 26
Dorienne 007 25
Arefin Bari 24
Al Skierkiewicz 23
EricS-Team180 22
Wayne Doenges 21
“Big Mike” 20
Bcahn836 20
Icurtis 19
Xzvrw2 17
Andy Baker 16
JosephM 14
DCA Fan 14
Kyle45 13
1derboy 13
Koko Ed 12
Alex Cormier 11
Ashley Christine 9
Mechanicalbrain 9
Pat McCarthy 8
Kjhobin 8
DanielBCR 7
Dave Scheck 7
Goober!!! 7
Brandy836 6
JVN 6
KarenH 6
Miketwalker 6
Sciguy125 6
Squirrelrock 6
Conor Ryan 6
Tiffany34990 5
Elgin Clock 4
Jessica Boucher 4
Kevin Kolodziej 4
RoboMom 4
Cyberguy34000 4
Denman 4
Greencactus3 4
Greg Needel 4
Spears312 4
Rich Kressly 3
Richardp 3
Ryan Foley 3
Bill_Hancoc 3
Adam Richards 2
Andrew Rudolph 2
Artdura04 2
Kyle 2
Meredith343MiM 2
Mini-D67 2
Ogre 2
RogerR 2
Eugenia Gabrielov 2
Liz C 2
Wetzel 2
anna~marie 1
Barry Bonzack 1
Ben Lauer 1
Beth Sweet 1
Budda648 1
First degree 1
John Wanninger 1
KyleGilbert45 1
Lisa Perez 1
Matt Attallah 1
Rees2001 1
Shyra1353 1
Termite233 1
Tytus Gerrish 1
Wilshire 1


Onward!