CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #69

[Billfred]

....which I assume will be sufficiently hyper.

Here's the scores:

Name Total
Gary Dillard 45
Rich Wong 40
EddieMcD 39
MissInformation 38
Nehalita 35
Dlavery 34
T. Hoffman 32
Jay Trzaskos 32
Jay H 237 31
EricH 30
Dorienne 007 28
Amanda Morrison 26
Andy Baker 26
KathieK 26
Bcahn836 25
Arefin Bari 25
Al Skierkiewicz 23
Wayne Doenges 22
EricS-Team180 22
Icurtis 21
“Big Mike” 20
Xzvrw2 17
DCA Fan 16
JosephM 14
Koko Ed 14
Kyle45 13
1derboy 13
Alex Cormier 12
Mechanicalbrain 11
Ashley Christine 9
Kjhobin 9
Pat McCarthy 8
Squirrelrock 8
Conor Ryan 8
Goober!!! 8
DanielBCR 7
Dave Scheck 7
Brandy836 6
Elgin Clock 6
JVN 6
KarenH 6
Miketwalker 6
Sciguy125 6
Tiffany34990 6
Jessica Boucher 4
Kevin Kolodziej 4
RoboMom 4
Cyberguy34000 4
Denman 4
Greencactus3 4
Bill_Hancoc 4
Greg Needel 4
Spears312 4
Artdutra04 3
Rich Kressly 3
Richardp 3
Ryan Foley 3
Adam Richards 2
Andrew Rudolph 2
KenWittlief 2
Kyle 2
Meredith343MiM 2
Mini-D67 2
Ogre 2
RogerR 2
Eugenia Gabrielov 2
Liz C 2
Shyra1353 2
Wetzel 2
anna~marie 1
Barry Bonzack 1
Ben Lauer 1
Beth Sweet 1
Budda648 1
First degree 1
John Wanninger 1
KyleGilbert45 1
Lisa Perez 1
Matt Attallah 1
Rees2001 1
Termite233 1
Tytus Gerrish 1
Wilshire 1


And here's the picture:

http://www.chiefdelphi.com/forums/pictures.php?action=single&picid=10499

(Remember, folks, David Kelly (along with JVN) was the first recipient of the burn award.)

As always, the deadline is Saturday at Midnight

Go!

[Koko Ed]

http://www.chiefdelphi.com/pics/bin/111136971510.jpg
"So...uh...what are you wearing right now...?"

[Jay H 237]

"You hear it? The siren, I did it, I just set it off!

Huh?"

[screams into phone]

"Can you hear me now?!

Good!

I set it off! You owe me the $50 now!

Never mind, I gotta go, the security guards are heading towards me now!"

[Jay Trzaskos]

Luckily for David Kelly, he had just gotten out of the DS&TK's concert, so he was already partially deaf. He would later recall hearing a high-pitched buzzing in his ear, we still arent sure if it was the alarm or DJ's voice on the phone.

[EricH]

David: OPEN SESAME!!! *waits* I'd better do this myself. *opens door* Time to go. *Security officers arrive.* BUSTED.

[Ian Curtis]

*Shortly after this photo was taken*
David: What you can't do this to me, you can't you can't I'm JVN, you can't do this JVN, I am JVN! I am JVN (fades off as Kelly is dragged away)"

Police Officer: How Sad, another young individual on a caffiene rush and FIRST high.

[KathieK]

"I always wanted to do this during an awards ceremony, you know??? You oughta see how fast people are leaving this venue, it's awesome!"

[Al Skierkiewicz]

This is the reason Dave was turned down for the latest shuttle mission. NASA is just funny that way, you can't prop the door open in space no matter how much better the reception is.

[xzvrw2]

while alarm is sounding: "can you hear me now....good"

[Bcahn836]

Mysterious voice in the background- " This ladies and gentlemen is the new 007 James Bond Mr. David Kelly.
"Sirens" well umm maybe not."

[Alex Cormier]

" i still cant hear you good, now i hear some car alarm or somehting, let me go all the way outside."

[Lil' Lavery]

Hooray for literacy! :p

[KenWittlief]

OK! I deactivated the alarms, and I gassed the judges. Now spare the quick robot in here

I mean, get the robot spare quick in here... the spare robot.. in here....quick

...... I think I inhaled some of the nitrous oxide

[Gary Dillard]

[/not part of entry - Wilma update #1: I got power Saturday night but still no internet at home]

The evidence shows that the accuracy of realtime scoring is a direct function of the realtime observation skills of those who are responsible for posting the scores.

[DCA Fan]

"I don't need to read, I'm an engineer. Everything we do is in abbreviations!"

[Wayne Doenges]

You tell someone the moon is 250,000 miles away and they believe you.
You tell someone the sun is 10,000 degress and they believe you.
You tell someone an alarm will sound if they open this door and they just got to try it themselves.

[EricH]

The effects of a long day at the scoring table combine: Red-blue colorblindness+only being able to read numbers=ALARM!

[Travis Hoffman]

Dude, my free gift from the Austin Powers Fan Club finally arrived today. What's that?....Yes, that free gift. I'm holding it right now.....What?....Hey, it's too loud in here, let me go out back......OK, say again?.....Oh, right.....yes, it really is made in Sweden!.........Does it work???....Well, I don't know. I haven't tried it out yet. Let me call you back in a few minutes....


*TEN MINUTES LATER......*


*Calls his friend* Dude! Guess what?! I just put this thing on our robot, and it kicks butt as a vacuum-generating device! Yeahhhh, baby! Skoal!

[Lil' Lavery]

Dude, my free gift from the Austin Powers Fan Club finally arrived today. What's that?....Yes, that free gift. I'm holding it right now.....What?....Hey, it's too loud in here, let me go out back......OK, say again?.....Oh, right.....yes, it really is made in Sweden!.........Does it work???....Well, I don't know. I haven't tried it out yet. Let me call you back in a few minutes....


*TEN MINUTES LATER......*


*Calls his friend* Dude! Guess what?! I just put this thing on our robot, and it kicks butt as a vacuum-generating device! Yeahhhh, baby! Skoal!


*NOT AN ENTRY* EWWW.......

[Andy Baker]

Dude... here comes Amanda. She is ticked that we are using this door. I saw her this morning, kicking some butt in the Armory parking lot and I don't want to get on her bad side. Oh... ut oh... she is picking up a wrench. I better go.


Andy B.

[nehalita]

<not part of entry> the joy of power... restored wednesday =) </not part of entry>

David Kelly had no other choice... nature was calling and it was an emergency. Following the logical cue, Kelly used the emergency exit because... well when you gotta go, you gotta go.

[MissInformation]

After receiving five calls in a row asking him if he was satisfied with his phone service, David Kelly decided to seek revenge on the next telemarketer who called him...

[EddieMcD]

"David tried to slip away unnoticed. Unfortunately, he chose the wrong door..."

[Rich Wong]

No, mom….. Yes, mom… I know I'm late.
No, mom, I have not been hanging out with my robots.
I was studying, *Pause*

I’ve been work with my... math study group…. Yeah.
I’m serious. We were.... we were working on the mathematical probabilities of scoring in a game. I was the group's "scorekeeper."
<YES! I am so smart>
Ok, Ok, I’ma came home right now!
See, I am exiting the building…… See, I am opening the....

RANG! RANG! RANG! RANG! RANG! RANG! RANG! RANG!

[Billfred]

Ever have one of those days where you did nothing, but feel worn out anyway? Yep, this was one of them.

First place goes to:

This is the reason Dave was turned down for the latest shuttle mission. NASA is just funny that way, you can't prop the door open in space no matter how much better the reception is.

Second place goes to...

Hooray for literacy! :P

Honorable mentions go to...

1) Rich Wong
2) iCurtis
3) KathieK
4) Wayne Doenges
5) MissInformation
6) nehalita
7) Andy Baker
8) KenWittlief
9) T. Hoffman
10) Alex Cormier

And the burn award...

The evidence shows that the accuracy of realtime scoring is a direct function of the realtime observation skills of those who are responsible for posting the scores.

Which means the scores are...

Gary Dillard 48--happy?
Rich Wong 42
MissInformation 40
EddieMcD 40
Nehalita 37
Dlavery 34
T. Hoffman 34
Al Skierkiewicz 33
Jay Trzaskos 33
Jay H 237 32
EricH 31
Andy Baker 28
KathieK 28
Dorienne 007 28
Amanda Morrison 26
Bcahn836 26
Arefin Bari 25
Wayne Doenges 24
Icurtis 23
EricS-Team180 22
“Big Mike” 20
Xzvrw2 18
DCA Fan 17
Koko Ed 15
JosephM 14
Alex Cormier 14
Kyle45 13
1derboy 13
Mechanicalbrain 11
Ashley Christine 9
Kjhobin 9
Pat McCarthy 8
Squirrelrock 8
Conor Ryan 8
Goober!!! 8
DanielBCR 7
Dave Scheck 7
Brandy836 6
Elgin Clock 6
JVN 6
KarenH 6
Miketwalker 6
Sciguy125 6
Tiffany34990 6
Lil' Lavery 5
Jessica Boucher 4
KenWittlief 4
Kevin Kolodziej 4
RoboMom 4
Cyberguy34000 4
Denman 4
Greencactus3 4
Bill_Hancoc 4
Greg Needel 4
Spears312 4
Artdutra04 3
Rich Kressly 3
Richardp 3
Ryan Foley 3
Adam Richards 2
Andrew Rudolph 2
Kyle 2
Meredith343MiM 2
Mini-D67 2
Ogre 2
RogerR 2
Eugenia Gabrielov 2
Liz C 2
Shyra1353 2
Wetzel 2
anna~marie 1
Barry Bonzack 1
Ben Lauer 1
Beth Sweet 1
Budda648 1
First degree 1
John Wanninger 1
KyleGilbert45 1
Lisa Perez 1
Matt Attallah 1
Rees2001 1
Termite233 1
Tytus Gerrish 1
Wilshire 1


Onward!!

[Gary Dillard]

I humbly request that my points for the burn award be added to my score; it appears that my total didn't change from last week. Merci beaucoup.

[Billfred]

I humbly request that my points for the burn award be added to my score; it appears that my total didn't change from last week. Merci beaucoup.
Darn you, Dillard! You made me sit down and actually do work while checking CD!

(Seriously, I was standing until reading your post. Lunch beckons.)

I'm fixing it right now in the records.