CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #70

[Billfred]

Did you know that Preston College (my residence) is listed on USC's map as building #70? You do now.

Here's the scores:

Gary Dillard 48
Rich Wong 42
MissInformation 40
EddieMcD 40
Nehalita 37
Dlavery 34
T. Hoffman 34
Al Skierkiewicz 33
Jay Trzaskos 33
Jay H 237 32
EricH 31
Andy Baker 28
KathieK 28
Dorienne 007 28
Amanda Morrison 26
Bcahn836 26
Arefin Bari 25
Wayne Doenges 24
Icurtis 23
EricS-Team180 22
“Big Mike” 20
Xzvrw2 18
DCA Fan 17
Koko Ed 15
JosephM 14
Alex Cormier 14
Kyle45 13
1derboy 13
Mechanicalbrain 11
Ashley Christine 9
Kjhobin 9
Pat McCarthy 8
Squirrelrock 8
Conor Ryan 8
Goober!!! 8
DanielBCR 7
Dave Scheck 7
Brandy836 6
Elgin Clock 6
JVN 6
KarenH 6
Miketwalker 6
Sciguy125 6
Tiffany34990 6
Lil' Lavery 5
Jessica Boucher 4
KenWittlief 4
Kevin Kolodziej 4
RoboMom 4
Cyberguy34000 4
Denman 4
Greencactus3 4
Bill_Hancoc 4
Greg Needel 4
Spears312 4
Artdutra04 3
Rich Kressly 3
Richardp 3
Ryan Foley 3
Adam Richards 2
Andrew Rudolph 2
Kyle 2
Meredith343MiM 2
Mini-D67 2
Ogre 2
RogerR 2
Eugenia Gabrielov 2
Liz C 2
Shyra1353 2
Wetzel 2
Billfred 1.293
anna~marie 1
Barry Bonzack 1
Ben Lauer 1
Beth Sweet 1
Budda648 1
First degree 1
John Wanninger 1
KyleGilbert45 1
Lisa Perez 1
Matt Attallah 1
Rees2001 1
Termite233 1
Tytus Gerrish 1
Wilshire 1

And the picture:

http://www.chiefdelphi.com/forums/pictures.php?&action=single&picid=8407

As always, the deadline is Saturday at midnight.

Go!!

[mechanicalbrain]

What you can't see is the front of tytus's shirt says "your ad here".

[Jay H 237]

Tytus went to the competition searching for the ever elusive Brandon Marcus. Needless to say, no one had the heart to break it to him that he'd have better luck finding CD-47 Bot there.

[xzvrw2]

If you pull the rope Tytus will turn into Arefin.

[nehalita]

looks like the mispelling epidemic has spread. first tytus, now copioli. who's next...?

[Greg Needel]

hey i know that guy he runs the chief deli.....

[Arefin Bari]

Arefin: Look man, its my best friend tytus sitting there.

Neha: You do realize that he spelled chief "deli" master's name wrong right?

Arefin: umm... maybe I am mistaking. But no, he spells everything wrong anyways.

[Jay Trzaskos]

I see London, I see France, ewwww.... pull up your pants Tytus, come on.


[not an entry]i really couldn't come up with anything...[/still not an entry]

[Ashley Christine]

[not entry] Jay, I was SO gunna say something about his panties.. I mean boxers.. but no, you had to beat me to it!]

Tytus: Why is everyone taking pictures of me??? Is there something on my back?

Kid in red: Haha, he cant spell!

[Rich Wong]

Tytus in a startled voice:
“ Oh, HI Brandon!?
Wow, you just gave me a bear huge?

So does that mean you are NOT MAD at me anymore for last night’s joke I played on you?”

[Joe Matt]

Brandon: "Now all we need is JosephM to tape 'I love Houston' to the back of his shirt......."

[Wayne Doenges]

Pratt and Whitney were not impressed when they found out Brandon worked for Delphi and promptly pulled their sponsorship.
Tytus was later seen with another sign on his back that read "Will work for robot parts"

[Dorienne]

Tytus: *groan* That's the worst sign I've had on my back ever! MY LIFE IS RUINED! *runs to the bathroom crying*

[Tytus Gerrish]

Me Spele Goodley withe Mikricsoft Werd!

"Introducing the reason why brandon re-wrote the spellcheck function"

[Bcahn836]

Hoked oon fonics werked fur mee.

[KathieK]

To quote a famous comedian, "There's your sign!"

[artdutra04]

Yet another pair of perfectly good safety glasses has been demoted to forehead protector use. :eek:

[EricH]

Andy Baker: Hey! Tytus! That's my line! And your spelling is as bad as a kindergardener's! Use the Spell Check, Tytus.

[Ian Curtis]

Vote Marcus and Neun for president in November!

[Conor Ryan]

Tytus: Its not a spelling error, its because when ever I write U my head flinches and it looks like a C to those who don't flinch. *Spazes Out*

[Al Skierkiewicz]

Tytus to Arefin..."I thought you said your Sharpie came with a spell checker. You did it to me again!"

[Gary Dillard]

The "Brandon Martus is my hero" signs were plagued by quality problems from the start, so they never caught on like the "I am JVN" tattoos and the "Dave says 'It's pimp'" buttons.

[richardp]

Arefin: "Brandon Mar....ummmmm i think it might be a C"
Kid in Red: " Don't worry it's not like it matters. Just be quick about it; we need to get this on Tytus without him noticing."

[tiffany34990]

Tytus: It's not a kick me sign right!? It better not be!

[DCA Fan]

Following the recent internet trend, Tytus auctioned the space on his back off for advertisement. A certain tall computer guru won the bid.

[Goober!!!]

"This is like a kick me sign. Its going to kick me me back for puting the sign on my back!!!" :D :D :D

[Travis Hoffman]

At the 2004 IRI, Tytus was most grateful for the opportunity to meet and pay homage to his idol Brandon Marcus (sic), the president and founder of the Bust-a-Sag Club of North America. After the competition, Tytus and Brandon met some of their suburban skater boys and farm-boy homies in the Lawrence North parking lot for a rousing game of hacky-sack and an impromptu white-boy rap battle. Andy Baker cleaned up in both events, with JVN serving as his hype man and Dave Lavery making sure Andy didn't "get served".

[Dan Petrovic]

If only he had taped in on the right way! His legs would be black and blue by the end of the day.

[EddieMcD]

"Tytus Gerrish: Proof that changing one tiny, often meaningless little letter can haunt you for the rest of your life."

[Billfred]

Amazingly, Tytus hasn't threatened to duct tape me.

First place goes to:

At the 2004 IRI, Tytus was most grateful for the opportunity to meet and pay homage to his idol Brandon Marcus (sic), the president and founder of the Bust-a-Sag Club of North America. After the competition, Tytus and Brandon met some of their suburban skater boys and farm-boy homies in the Lawrence North parking lot for a rousing game of hacky-sack and an impromptu white-boy rap battle. Andy Baker cleaned up in both events, with JVN serving as his hype man and Dave Lavery making sure Andy didn't "get served".

(I genuinely thought he had made up "hype man," but it's apparently a word.)

Second place goes to...

"Tytus Gerrish: Proof that changing one tiny, often meaningless little letter can haunt you for the rest of your life."

Honorable mentions go to:

1) Jay H 237
2) Greg Needel
3) KathieK
4) artdutra04
5) Al Skierkiewicz
6) Gary Dillard
7) Rich Wong
8) Wayne Doenges
9) Tytus Gerrish
10) DCA Fan
11) richardp
12) mechanicalbrain

And the burn award...

I see London, I see France, ewwww.... pull up your pants Tytus, come on.

Which makes the scores:

Gary Dillard 50
EddieMcD 45
T. Hoffman 44
Rich Wong 44
MissInformation 40
Nehalita 38
Jay Trzaskos 36
Al Skierkiewicz 35
Dlavery 34
Jay H 237 34
EricH 32
KathieK 30
Dorienne 007 29
Andy Baker 28
Bcahn836 27
Amanda Morrison 26
Wayne Doenges 26
Arefin Bari 26
Icurtis 24
EricS-Team180 22
“Big Mike” 20
DCA Fan 19
Xzvrw2 19
JosephM 15
Koko Ed 15
Alex Cormier 14
Kyle45 13
Mechanicalbrain 13
1derboy 13
Ashley Christine 10
Conor Ryan 9
Kjhobin 9
Goober!!! 9
Pat McCarthy 8
Squirrelrock 8
DanielBCR 7
Dave Scheck 7
Tiffany34990 7
Brandy836 6
Elgin Clock 6
JVN 6
KarenH 6
Miketwalker 6
Sciguy125 6
Greg Needel 6
Lil' Lavery 5
Artdutra04 5
Richardp 5
Jessica Boucher 4
KenWittlief 4
Kevin Kolodziej 4
RoboMom 4
Cyberguy34000 4
Denman 4
Greencactus3 4
Bill_Hancoc 4
Spears312 4
Rich Kressly 3
Ryan Foley 3
Tytus Gerrish 3
Adam Richards 2
Andrew Rudolph 2
Kyle 2
Meredith343MiM 2
Mini-D67 2
Ogre 2
RogerR 2
Eugenia Gabrielov 2
Liz C 2
Shyra1353 2
Wetzel 2
anna~marie 1
Barry Bonzack 1
Ben Lauer 1
Beth Sweet 1
Budda648 1
First degree 1
John Wanninger 1
KyleGilbert45 1
Lisa Perez 1
Matt Attallah 1
Rees2001 1
Termite233 1
Wilshire 1
InfernoX14 1


Onward!