CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #73

[Billfred]

Or, the be careful what you wish for (http://www.chiefdelphi.com/forums/showpost.php?p=418169&postcount=2) round.

Here's the scores:

T. Hoffman 56
Gary Dillard 55
MissInformation 52
EddieMcD 48
Rich Wong 46
Jay Trzaskos 40
Al Skierkiewicz 39
Nehalita 39
Dlavery -infinity
Jay H 237 37
Andy Baker 35
EricH 34
KathieK 32
Wayne Doenges 29
Dorienne 007 29
Bcahn836 29
Icurtis 27
Amanda Morrison 26
Arefin Bari 26
EricS-Team180 23
DCA Fan 21
Xzvrw2 21
“Big Mike” 20
Alex Cormier 17
Koko Ed 17
JosephM 16
Kyle45 13
Mechanicalbrain 13
1derboy 13
Goober!!! 12
Artdutra04 11
Conor Ryan 11
Ashley Christine 11
Pat McCarthy 10
Kjhobin 10
Squirrelrock 9
JVN 8
Greg Needel 8
DanielBCR 7
Dave Scheck 7
KarenH 7
Tiffany34990 7
Brandy836 6
Elgin Clock 6
Kevin Kolodziej 6
Miketwalker 6
Greencactus3 6
Sciguy125 6
Lil' Lavery 5
KenWittlief 5
Richardp 5
Bill_Hancoc 5
Andrew Blair 4
Jessica Boucher 4
RoboMom 4
Cyberguy34000 4
Denman 4
Spears312 4
Rich Kressly 3
Ryan Foley 3
Tytus Gerrish 3
Adam Richards 2
Andrew Rudolph 2
Kyle 2
Meredith343MiM 2
Mini-D67 2
Ogre 2
RogerR 2
Sammy 2
Eugenia Gabrielov 2
Liz C 2
Shyra1353 2
Wetzel 2
anna~marie 1
Barry Bonzack 1
Ben Lauer 1
Beth Sweet 1
Budda648 1
First degree 1
InfernoX14 1
John Wanninger 1
KyleGilbert45 1
Lisa Perez 1
Matt Attallah 1
Rees2001 1
Termite233 1
Tim Delles 1
Wilshire 1


And the picture:

http://www.chiefdelphi.com/forums/pictures.php?action=single&picid=2266
(What'd you expect?)

As always, the deadline is midnight Saturday.

Go!

[Arefin Bari]

Srawls: Make sure you take the picture very nicely ... this is my first time EVER taking a picture with 3 girls... I am going to upload this on CD too. :)

[Bcahn836]

Dave says- "Programmers are PIMP"

[Adam Richards]

Srawls: Can I wear the pimp jacket yet?
Camera Guy: No.
Srawls: Aww, why not?
Camera Guy: Just because you have ONE picture with girls next to you for once does not make you a player.

[Matt Attallah]

O - man... Very lucky this is a family-orented site...:D

"Now I'm pimp!"

[Jay H 237]

After catching the programmer with tools near the robot several of the girls distracted him while the rest of the team hid the tools and preceded to figure out what he had done to the robot.

[Joe Matt]

The Fembot programming is done!

[Ian Curtis]

srawls: Take this Arefin Bari! And while I'm at it, you too Conor Ryan!

[Michelle Celio]

As more and more girls enter robotics teams, Srawls proves why we have one more excuse to as why we can blame the programer.

[Koko Ed]

http://www.chiefdelphi.com/pics/bin/1014570576philly.jpg
"Like,omigosh, he does taste like mint choclate chip!"

[Andrew Blair]

In a related story, geneticists around the country are breaking out the champagne after discovery late last night seems to have laid the case for skills passed on to children: One of Hugh Hefner's children appears to have unknowingly inherited his father's "special ability".

[Ashley Christine]

FIRST Statistics

Male involvement: 17,000
Female involvement: 50

Seeing a male to female ratio of 1:3

Now THATS a first... so it must not be FIRST, or HES a lucky man.

:p

[Alex Cormier]

i...i....i... taa...taaaakee...the....p..p...p.pppiccc....piccct urrreeeee.
yeah.

[dlavery]

srawls: Look, all I did was say "Hi, my name is JVN" and it just happened...


-dave


p.s.: This is the song that never ends, yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was, and they'll continue singing it forever just because...This is the song that never ends, yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was, and they'll continue singing it forever just because...This is the song that never ends, yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was, and they'll continue singing it forever just because...This is the song that never ends, yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was, and they'll continue singing it forever just because...This is the song that never ends, yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was, and they'll continue singing it forever just because...This is the song that never ends, yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was, and they'll continue singing it forever just because...This is the song that never ends, yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was, and they'll continue singing it forever just because...This is the song that never ends, yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was, and they'll continue singing it forever just because...

[Mr. A]

I'm too Sexy for my body

[Jay Trzaskos]

Girls 1 and 3: OH EM GEE!!!! It's David Beckham, let's get our picture taken with him!!
Girl 2 (middle): Nope, it's just another programmer wearing an adidas shirt.
Srawls: Can i get my picture taken with you anyways?
Girls (on unison): I guess... sigh

[EddieMcD]

"Little did they know that Srawls was just a geek in disguise. Talk about false advertising..."

[Wayne Doenges]

(Entry 1) Girl on left: You're right, if you blow in his left, ear I can feel it come out this ear :D

(Entry 2) Girl in back: You two lost the robot bet. Now you have to kiss the programmer. Pretend to enjoy yourself too :)

[EricH]

srawls: ::thinks:: How do I get out of here? I'm surrounded by 3 girls and a camera person! Oh wait... *produces laptop and loads a program to attack all cameras and any girls within 20 feet of him, then runs it*
*as it works* Mwahahahaa! Heidi, come out and take my picture!

[xzvrw2]

Yesss my fembots are now finished. now they can go attack Austin Powers *evil Dr. Evil laugh*

[MissInformation]

Srawls favorite thing to do at robotics competitions was to put super glue on his shirt and then go searching for a group of girs to "run" into... This worked well until the year he thought he was picking up a chick and got Karthik in a kilt instead...

[Gary Dillard]

srawls: Look, all I did was say "Hi, my name is JVN" and it just happened...


-dave

"Hey, didn't that guy just say he was JVN?"

<Yeah, but I couldn't get any girls that way> "Uh, no, you must have misunderstood me. My name is Billfred." <Otherwise known as, 'chickmagnet'>

[/not part of entry <cough> shameless suck-up to the contest judge <cough>]

[Jessica Boucher]

"A little known fact about Srawls is a fabulous young Matt Leese impersonator, as you can see by this picture..."

<Billfred, if you start to match caption contest numbers with their respective teams, then you either have to keep doing it or deal with me making references to the team that you should have matched it with :-P>

[KenWittlief]

[Disembodied distant voice]: Scrawls? Scraaaaaaaaaaaaawlssssss! come on sleepy bones, its time to wake up! Your going to miss the school bus again!

[Conor Ryan]

Many teams have good programmers, but 122 got Scrawls, undoubtedly a truly gifted programmer (how many other programmers can pull that off?)

[Dan Petrovic]

"Hey, star Quarterback, look who's getting the ladies now!"

[EricS-Team180]

<pop>...a moment later he awoke to an empty classroom. Fruity Pebbles boxes and empty Mountain Dew cans were scattered randomly. The adoring females - just apparitions of his desperately sleep deprived brain - dissolved into a blue screen of death that stared back at his blood-shot eyes. As the reality of ship day snaked through the fog of his thoughts, he wiped at the drool on his chin.

"Some day", he gurgled, "Some day..."

[Wetzel]

Are you surprised? We don't all fit the stereotype!

Wetzel

[Goober!!!]

srawls:I knew it "I'm SOOOOOOOOOOOO LOVED!!!" :D :D :D

[JVN]

"I get more and more like Lavery every day!"

[shyra1353]

guy taking the picture: okay there you go
srawls: thanks for the picture .. heres your 20 bucks girls ...

[DCA Fan]

FIRST: Do it for the chicks.

[KathieK]

...and my father wanted to know why I was joinging the robotics team.... Hey, Dad, this one's for you!

[Squirrelrock]

Girl in the background: now kiss and make up...

[Rich Wong]

At that moment Steve’s pain washed away from his body.
All the memories of late nights coding just dissolved from his mind.

Now he realized his weeks of agonizing with the CMUcam programming were well worth it. Programmers rule!

[Billfred]

Where's Leon Phelps when you need him?

First place goes to:

After catching the programmer with tools near the robot several of the girls distracted him while the rest of the team hid the tools and preceded to figure out what he had done to the robot.

Second place goes to:

As more and more girls enter robotics teams, Srawls proves why we have one more excuse to as why we can blame the programer.

Honorable mentions go to:

1) Arefin Bari
2) Wetzel
3) EricS-Team180
4) iCurtis
5) Andrew Blair
6) Koko Ed
7) Ashley Christine
8) EddieMcD
9) JVN
10) Jessica Boucher
11) KenWittlief
12) dlavery
13) Wayne Doenges
14) Gary Dillard
15) InfernoX14

And the burn award...

Srawls favorite thing to do at robotics competitions was to put super glue on his shirt and then go searching for a group of girs to "run" into... This worked well until the year he thought he was picking up a chick and got Karthik in a kilt instead...

Which means the scores are:

Gary Dillard 57
T. Hoffman 56
MissInformation 55
EddieMcD 50
Jay H 237 47
Rich Wong 47
Jay Trzaskos 41
Dlavery 40
Al Skierkiewicz 39
Nehalita 39
Andy Baker 35
Bcahn836 35
EricH 35
KathieK 33
Wayne Doenges 31
Dorienne 007 29
Icurtis 29
Arefin Bari 28
Amanda Morrison 26
EricS-Team180 25
DCA Fan 22
Xzvrw2 22
“Big Mike” 20
Koko Ed 19
Alex Cormier 18
JosephM 17
Ashley Christine 13
Kyle45 13
Mechanicalbrain 13
1derboy 13
Goober!!! 13
Conor Ryan 12
Artdutra04 11
JVN 10
Pat McCarthy 10
Squirrelrock 10
Kjhobin 10
Greg Needel 8
DanielBCR 7
Dave Scheck 7
KarenH 7
KenWittlief 7
Tiffany34990 7
Andrew Blair 6
Brandy836 6
Elgin Clock 6
Jessica Boucher 6
Kevin Kolodziej 6
Miketwalker 6
Greencactus3 6
Sciguy125 6
Lil' Lavery 5
Fruity Pebbles 5
Richardp 5
Bill_Hancoc 5
RoboMom 4
Cyberguy34000 4
Denman 4
Wetzel 4
Spears312 4
Adam Richards 3
InfernoX14 3
Rich Kressly 3
Ryan Foley 3
Tytus Gerrish 3
Shyra1353 3
Andrew Rudolph 2
Kyle 2
Meredith343MiM 2
Mini-D67 2
Ogre 2
RogerR 2
Sammy 2
Eugenia Gabrielov 2
Liz C 2
Matt Attallah 2
anna~marie 1
Barry Bonzack 1
Ben Lauer 1
Beth Sweet 1
Budda648 1
First degree 1
John Wanninger 1
KyleGilbert45 1
Lisa Perez 1
Mr. A 1
Rees2001 1
Termite233 1
Tim Delles 1
Wilshire 1


Onward!