CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #78

[Billfred]

Or, the last caption contest before anyone here who is still sane goes insane.

Here's the scores:

MissInformation 66
Gary Dillard 63
T. Hoffman 62
EddieMcD 59
Dlavery 57
Jay H 237 54
Rich Wong 51
Andy Baker 45
Al Skierkiewicz 45
Icurtis 45
Jay Trzaskos 45
EricH 42
Nehalita 41
KathieK 41
Dorienne 007 40
Bcahn836 39
Wayne Doenges 38
Arefin Bari 35
Koko Ed 29
EricS-Team180 29
Amanda Morrison 26
DCA Fan 26
JosephM 23
Xzvrw2 23
“Big Mike” 21
Kyle Love 19
Ashley Christine 18
Alex Cormier 18
Goober!!! 18
Artdutra04 17
KenWittlief 16
Conor Ryan 15
Mechanicalbrain 13
1derboy 13
Andrew Blair 12
JVN 10
Pat McCarthy 10
Squirrelrock 10
Kjhobin 10
Bill_Hancoc 9
Greg Needel 8
Fruity Pebbles 7
DanielBCR 7
Dave Scheck 7
KarenH 7
Tiffany34990 7
Brandy836 6
Elgin Clock 6
Jessica Boucher 6
Kevin Kolodziej 6
Miketwalker 6
RoboMom 6
Greencactus3 6
Sciguy125 6
Tim Delles 6
Lil' Lavery 5
Lukevanoort 5
Richardp 5
InfernoX14 5
Killerofkiller 4
Cyberguy34000 4
Denman 4
Wetzel 4
Spears312 4
Adam Richards 3
Beth Sweet 3
Rich Kressly 3
Ryan Foley 3
Tytus Gerrish 3
Shyra1353 3
Andrew Rudolph 2
Kyle 2
Meredith343MiM 2
Mini-D67 2
Ogre 2
RogerR 2
Sammy 2
Eugenia Gabrielov 2
Liz C 2
Matt Attallah 2
anna~marie 1
Barry Bonzack 1
Ben Lauer 1
Budda648 1
First degree 1
John Wanninger 1
KyleGilbert45 1
Lisa Perez 1
Meaubry 1
Mr. A 1
Rees2001 1
Rohan_DHS 1
Sciencenerd 1
Termite233 1
Wilshire 1


And the picture, which will have to serve as my safety reminder for the year (as I can't animate worth squat):

http://www.chiefdelphi.com/forums/pictures.php?s=&action=single&picid=7475&direction=DESC&sort=date&perrow=5&trows=10&quiet=Verbose

As always, the deadline is midnight at Saturday, although I'm sure that starting around 10:00 AM on Saturday you'll have bigger things on your plate.

Go!

[KarenH]

Scratch it right there... no, a little more to the right... Awww, ya got it!

[Jay H 237]

This probably wouldn't have happened if Ricky had worn his safety glasses over his eyes. If he had he might have noticed the finely printed letters on the lenses warning that "Sharp objects in front of lenses are closer than they appear".

[Arefin Bari]

269's Robot: This is what Ricky looked like before he got his front two teeth removed.

[Bill_Hancoc]

"Now I know what it feels like to be a fish that just got caught"

[Jay Trzaskos]

Operator: Hey... is that Raul?!?!?!?!?
Driver: Oh my gosh, it is!!!
Operator: Ricky get out of the way. Look guys!! It really is Raul!!!!

[Bcahn836]

http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a221/bcahn836/cdcaption3.jpg




Who needs Photoshop when you have Microsoft Paint. :D

[dlavery]

The Cooney Robotics team suddenly realized that they still had a little more work to do on their "Robo-Dentist" system. It seems that when the "remove filling" command was activated, they had forgotten to have the robot use an existing orifice rather than make a new one...

[Tim Delles]

When robots become the safety captains for your team, you know everyone is going to have to wear their saftey glasses correctly.

[Goober!!!]

"AHHHHHHH!!! i got something in my eye now only if i knew were my safety glasses were i wouldn't have this problem!!!" :D :D :D

[sciencenerd]

Who needs Photoshop when you have Microsoft Paint. :D

Who needs spell check when you have creativity like Billfred?

/end entry

(Try again on "protecters" ;))

[KenWittlief]

... but his fancy protective headgear was not enough
to stop the evil robot from sucking his brains out ...

take two:

"my thoughts to your thoughts
my mind to your mind....
PAIN! PAIN! STRIPPED GEARS! BROKEN TEETH!"

[Al Skierkiewicz]

Ricky demonstrates 269's heavy lifting ability. The team spent so much time on the robot it left little time for a design on the lift attachment. As this picture demonstrates, lifting a mentor with a little plastic head attachment causes a great deal of wear and tear on the mentor. Fortunately, doctors agree that with therapy, Ricky will be able to get his ears back to their original location without surgery.

[Wayne Doenges]

Entry 1: Ricky, thinking that if he kept his eyes closed he wouldn't need safety glasses. This did not keep him from running into robots and getting impaled though.

Entry 2: Team 269, in the hopes of getting Dean Kamen's attention, decided to use Ricky as bait. Here we see them inserting the hook. After the initial pain, Ricky didn't feel a thing as this was a part of his body he didn't use :)

Entry 3: Team 269's robot, seeing a direct safety glass violation, decided to take matters in it own hands (hook) and put the glasses in their correct location. This caused Ricky great pain and some stitches but he will never forget the proper wearing of the glasses. The robot later self destructed because it caused harm to a human (Robotics law #1)

[KenWittlief]

take three:

no matter how short you cut it, you cant stop a determined robot from pulling your hair

take four:

STOP! STOP! STOP! HUMAN INTERFACE - POLARITY IS - REVERSED!

take five:

"How do YOU like getting new code downloaded every 2 minutes? Hurts, doesnt it?"

[Zach Purser]

Fortunately the camera was searching for the yellow target

[EricH]

When 269's robot decided to become a surgeon, it first learned the ropes of how to use anesthetic. Here, we see an example:

Ricky: owowowow!
Robot: he's still awake ! ANESTHESIA!!!

[not part of entry] you might not get this fully if you haven't seen the skit "Anesthesia"[/not part of entry]

[Ian Curtis]

269 Operator: Hey! Guys, I think Dave took the Krispy Kreme bait! We'll be sure to have the best robot in 2006!

269 Driver: That's not Dave! Ricky, why'd you have to take the last donut! :mad:

[Saru29]

Tim the enchanter: There in that cave is a mnster of terrrible wrath! It will take your head off from a mile away!

Arthor, king of the brittens: where behid the robot?!?!?!

Tim: NO! IT IS THE ROBOT!

Arthor: You SILLY SOD! THAT IS HARMLESS!

tim: THATS NO ORDINARY ROBOT!

Aurthor: Lancealot! go kill it!

Lancealot: MY pleasure! I have head prtection! AHHHHHHH (rabbit rips its head off!)

Arthor: DEAR GOD!

(to understand this you must have seen monty python and the holy grail.)

[Ashley Christine]

"STOP STOP!!!! It TICKLESSSS!!!"

And everyone turns their backs on the helpless robo kid.

[Dorienne]

Ricky: OOOOW! UGH what did I tell you about moving the robot when people are within one foot of it?!?!?!

Kid: Sorry...*frowns*

Ricky: Ugh...rookies.

[richardp]

On tonight episode of ROBOTS GONE BAD, we learn what happens when unsuspecting Ricky tries to reach over and grab a Krispy Kreme from Dave Lavery's private stash.

[NOT ENTRY] So which is the real wrong here, not wearing safety glasses over the eyes or the robot attacking? [/NOT ENTRY]

[EricH]

Ricky: Uh, guys? There's a reason we didn't pass inspection! Get me the file!

[Rohan_DHS]

Ricky: hey my head's itchy and I dont feel like touching my head, can someone do it for me? please?
Driver: sure *crashes robot on Ricky's foot*
Ricky: OWWWWW!!!!!!
Driver: Sorry...*Robot's arm scratches Ricky's head*
Richy: oww...aahh yea the itch is right there...owwww......too bad I wasn't wearing these safety goggles on my foot :(

[KenWittlief]

Programmer: Ive programmed the robot to shave our team number into our hair, who wants to be first?

Ricky: ME! ME! ME!

Programmer: Ok, hold still...

Ricky: OW OW OW! Did you set it to 'shave' or 'scrape'?

Programmer: Opps! sorry!

[Jessica Boucher]

See, guys? This is why you can't date the robot - they're the jealous type....Ow! Geez, I wasn't staring at her!

[Rich Wong]

Peter Pan!
At last, after 102 years*, I have caught you!

You moved to Wisconsin, cut your hair and disguised yourself as a FIRST mentor but that didn’t fool Captain Hook.
Mah ha ha mah ha ha.

:D
(*Peter Pan was written in 1904.)

[dubious elise]

Thanks to Ricky, Team 269 has been pulled from the pool to win a Saftey Award yet again ...or have they?

(Oh man, I've been waiting for this picture to show up in the UCC for so long, and all I could come up with was this horrid caption...forgive me Luis, I am unworthy ;) )

[Wayne Doenges]

Entry #4: Last word heard from Ricky "Hey, what does this pull sting do?"

Entry #5: Robot "Tag, you're it"

Entry #6: Ricky (doing stand up) "Our robot has two brains. One's lost and the other one's is looking for it". The robot was not amused.

[DCA Fan]

I'm a vision tetra...come find me.

[Gary Dillard]

Although being impaled on the head by a 130 pound robot appears quite agonizing, it pales when compared to the agony of realizing that you live in Oconomowoc, WI.

[Andrew Blair]

I'd rather have a bot in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.

-Neil Probert

[MissInformation]

This is not what we meant by saying it is easy to get hooked on robotics...

[EddieMcD]

"Well I bet he didn't see that coming..."

[Billfred]

Alright, the computer woes continue. Not on my end this time--USC's student network is being unfriendly. Direct all graciously professional hate mail here (http://uts.sc.edu/). So while I can't keep the scores current, I can at least judge this shin-dig.

First place goes to:

Peter Pan!
At last, after 102 years*, I have caught you!

You moved to Wisconsin, cut your hair and disguised yourself as a FIRST mentor but that didn’t fool Captain Hook.
Mah ha ha mah ha ha.

:D
(*Peter Pan was written in 1904.)

Second place goes to:


When robots become the safety captains for your team, you know everyone is going to have to wear their saftey glasses correctly.

Honorable mentions go to:

1) dlavery
2) DCA Fan
3) Jessica Boucher
4) EricH
5) Ashley Christine
6) KenWittlief
7) KarenH
8) richardp
9) Goober!!!
10) Wayne Doenges
11) Bcahn836
12) Andrew Blair
13) MissInformation

And the burn award...

Operator: Hey... is that Raul?!?!?!?!?
Driver: Oh my gosh, it is!!!
Operator: Ricky get out of the way. Look guys!! It really is Raul!!!!

(memo to self for when I can get scores going: ones for Bill_Hancoc, Zach Purser, Arefin, Jay H, Rohan_DHS, Dori, Al, Curtis, elise, Saru29, and Dillard.)

Which means the scores are....whatever you had before plus whatever you got this round. ;)

Onward!