View Full Version : World's Worst
I'm not sure if people will like this game, but I have posted this game in another forum and people there seemed to enjoy it, so here it goes!
Example:
Look at the post above you for a "World's worst _____"
Write something the above would say, then think up another.
I'll start it off.
World's worst dancer
World's worst attention span. :D
"So x is the... Oh, when is the webassign due again? Gah, where's my calculator and I need to buy more truffles... I'm starving!"
World's worst dancer(since Clam forgot to quote one)
"So x is the... Oh, when is the webassign due again? Gah, where's my calculator and I need to buy more truffles... I'm starving!"
World's worst dancer(since Clam forgot to quote one)
What? I'm new, forgive me. Anyways, the webassign is due next friday (27th). Don't worry! i have truffles! but i'm just really gettin tired of sellin them >.< And about your calculator, i have no idea, sry, cant help u there. ^.^ by the way, i talked to andy about moving some of the stuff on top around. Crunch-Time!!! ;)
"Has anybody seen my rollerskates?"
World's worst SCUBAdiver
worlds worst thinker of worlds worst.
alithanar8
23-01-2006, 18:00
NOO I am a Failure at life!!
Worlds worst Robot Builder.
nehalita
23-01-2006, 18:15
"What do you mean i'm using the wrong side of the hammer?"
World's Worst gum chewer
Billfred
23-01-2006, 18:26
*POP!* I suppose I'll have to change my hair style to the JVN now.
World's worst Billfred impersonator.
Billfred
24-01-2006, 08:52
worlds worst grammer
From the rules:
Look at the post above you for a "World's worst _____"
Write something the above would say, then think up another.
Still at "World's worst Billfred impersonator" unless I missed something.
Travis Hoffman
24-01-2006, 08:59
"World's Worst Grammer"
Still at "World's worst Billfred impersonator" unless I missed something.
We'll take care of both:
"Dave Lavery ain't no pimp, butt I reckon Heidi Foster shure am, boy howdy!"
World's Worst Wedding Singer
World's Worst Wedding Singer
I was actually at a wedding where they played "Last Kiss". Scary.
World's Worst Dentist
World's Worst Driver!!
To many accidents.
MissInformation
24-01-2006, 11:01
I was actually at a wedding where they played "Last Kiss". Scary.
World's Worst Dentist
World's Worst Driver!!
To many accidents.
Okay, another hint about how this game is played. When the person above you posts "Worlds worst disco dancer" you are supposed to post something humorous to elaborate on why you would be the worlds worst disco dancer, something like "Night fever, Night feve... oops... I'm sorry, I didn't mean to poke you in the eye... would you like your eyeball back?" And then you leave a "worlds worst" for the next person to elaborate on.
So, I'll combine worlds worst dentist and driver to get us back on track:
"No problem, I'll steer with my knees while I drill..."
Worlds worst brownnoser.
Worlds worst brownnoser.
This game is SO COOL!
World's worst soldier
Hu, three, four two, Hup, three, four, two
World's Worst Listener
Billfred
24-01-2006, 12:06
Huh? Wha? Did I miss something?
--
World's worst rapper
Travis Hoffman
24-01-2006, 12:12
Huh? Wha? Did I miss something?
--
World's worst rapper
"The hilllllllllllls are aliiiiiiiiiiiiive, with the sound of muuuuuuuuuuuusiiiiiiiiiiiiiccc.....Yo yo, yo."
World's Worst Singer, period. C'mon guys, this one's set up perfectly - don't let me down!
Greg Needel
24-01-2006, 12:35
"save a porshe ride a segway" (sorry baker)
the worlds worst hockey player
june_2008
24-01-2006, 18:22
"The hilllllllllllls are aliiiiiiiiiiiiive, with the sound of muuuuuuuuuuuusiiiiiiiiiiiiiccc.....Yo yo, yo."
World's Worst Singer, period. C'mon guys, this one's set up perfectly - don't let me down!
No, not possible, because I am the WORLD'S WORST SINGER! (Just ask my team's other programmer...)
Conor Ryan
24-01-2006, 18:32
"save a porshe ride a segway" (sorry baker)
the worlds worst hockey player
The one they call "Hot Feet"
worlds worst open source program
Andrew Blair
24-01-2006, 18:47
Terms of use: This software is deemed "Open source". This means that the code is available for unrestricted acccess, upon the following conditions:
1. The code is not viewed.
2. The code is not changed.
The worlds worst...Ballistic missle.
Buster Wolf
24-01-2006, 18:58
straight up and back down
world' worst exocutioner
BlackRoboDragon
24-01-2006, 20:21
Oops I missed!
World's Worst Politician
alithanar8
25-01-2006, 17:36
I did not have a relationship with that woman
worlds worst butcher
I did not have a relationship with that woman
worlds worst butcher
TODAY'S SPECIAL: "Fish and finger pie"
world's worst electrician
Levin571
26-01-2006, 07:37
"the sparking gives it character"
world's worst inventor
Eria4044
26-01-2006, 16:47
I give you my latest invention - the solar-powered flashlight.
World's worst programmer.
Travis Hoffman
26-01-2006, 17:34
I give you my latest invention - the solar-powered flashlight.
World's worst programmer.
"Hello, my name is Travis Hoffman."
World's Worst Pirate
Levin571
26-01-2006, 20:57
"I get seasick easily"
World's worst hairdresser
ctshirk7
26-01-2006, 21:03
my hair grows too much
worlds worst clock resetter
nehalita
26-01-2006, 21:54
Wait...what's PM? They have a PM radio station?
World's worst dresser
Billfred
26-01-2006, 23:47
"My other car is on Mars! (http://www.chiefdelphi.com/forums/showthread.php?t=30332&highlight=end+shirts)"
World's worst robot driver
Travis Hoffman
27-01-2006, 08:13
"My other car is on Mars! (http://www.chiefdelphi.com/forums/showthread.php?t=30332&highlight=end+shirts)"
World's worst robot driver
"You mean I can't impale the opposition from 54 feet away? Oops, sorry Team 48. My bad."
World's worst human player
Greg Needel
27-01-2006, 09:00
"Yes! i just got all 10 of those through the center goal...I am amazing!"
the worlds worst FIRST game.
"you brown noser! get out!"..."are you color blind!?"
world's worst wanna be/want to be
nehalita
28-01-2006, 10:16
She bangs she bangs
Oh baby when she moves, she moves...
World's worst scout
I think that Hammond team is overrated. We should pick 229 instead.
World's Worst Designer.
Buster Wolf
28-01-2006, 19:14
combination BBQ Grill and Flamethrower with optional Auto destruct.
Buster Wolf
28-01-2006, 19:15
worlds worst lawyer
Capt.ArD
28-01-2006, 19:30
" i mean, c'mon people! how can he be guilty with a face like that?"
world's worst surgeon
[QUOTE=Capt.ArDworld's worst surgeon[/QUOTE]
"Nurse, pass me the skin-cutting thing, whaddaya call it, the spatula"
World's worst cover band
Why do the people get up to leave everytime we play?
World's Worst Basketball Team
Levin571
29-01-2006, 22:21
"This is like golf so lowest score wins, right???"
World's worst Chief Delphi thread
JamesBrown
29-01-2006, 23:58
":( :( Hows does i fix the really really really really bad tihng my bot dose all teh time plz help or i will cry :( :( :("
Worlds worst FIRST game Idea
"Ok, so we're gonna have these plastic bins..."
or... "what if all 4 robots are on the same team?"
World's worst college class.
Amanda Morrison
30-01-2006, 00:19
"Good morning, class, welcome to freshman physics. My name is JVN, and I'll be your TA."
World's worst Andy Baker impersonator
Cyberguy34000
30-01-2006, 00:24
World's worst college class.
Survival of Permaculture and Biodynamic Farming in New Zealand (http://campjinx.pictureshowfilms.com/video/kevins_paper_large.htm)
(Yeah, I think that class would suck. BTW, there are some other great shorts on that site as well)
World's worst Aim High shooter concept
BlackRoboDragon
30-01-2006, 18:43
Ok, it's aim high, so we have to aim over the wall, right?
World's Worst team member
Ok, it's aim high, so we have to aim over the wall, right?
World's Worst team member
I thought it was just a pile of junk so I accidentally put the chassis in the dumpster this morning...
World's worst leader.
World's worst leader.
"Hey, check out those lemmings, that looks like fun!"
World's worst political speechwriter
Conor Ryan
31-01-2006, 10:50
"Good morning, class, welcome to freshman physics. My name is JVN, and I'll be your TA."
World's worst Andy Baker impersonator
http://www.chiefdelphi.com/media/photos/7312
World's Worst Manipulator Idea
Billfred
31-01-2006, 11:15
http://www.chiefdelphi.com/media/photos/7312
World's Worst Manipulator Idea
"Hey, Mr. Hosford, know how we have the saw blade as a logo and all? Well why not use a bunch to pick up balls this year?"
World's worst Elvis impersonator
"You aren't nothing but a hot dog......
World's Worst Football Team
Packmon's_girl
31-01-2006, 16:58
"I thought I threw it to the other team"
The worlds worst FIRST costume design.
BlackRoboDragon
31-01-2006, 18:10
I know, Lets put the robot on our promo guy, that will really let the other teams know how good we are.
World's worst mechanical team member.
I know, Lets put the robot on our promo guy, that will really let the other teams know how good we are.
World's worst mechanical team member.
What does this part do--wait I designed it--what does it do?
worlds worst programmer
nehalita
31-01-2006, 19:23
-me!
"SEMICOLONS?? who needs semi-colons?"
"hey, i don't see a compile button here..."
world's worst smiler
-me!
"SEMICOLONS?? who needs semi-colons?"
"hey, i don't see a compile button here..."
world's worst smiler"Hey, look! I can smile upside-down!"
World's worst cartoonist
Rohan_DHS
31-01-2006, 22:19
"what should i draw with...a suzuki or a ford?"
world worst actor
BlackRoboDragon
02-02-2006, 18:36
But I thought I was supposed to shoot him off the roof...
World's worst computer designer
paulcd2000
05-02-2006, 15:34
virus protection? i thought you said virus INfection
world's worst poster (as in poster on chief delphi)
nehalita
05-02-2006, 19:32
heeeey guyz :cool: didt no were 2 poset dis :confused: . duz ne1 no if we r allowd :yikes: 2 uze wheels :rolleyes: on r robot thing :( ? thx guyz.
world's worst fundraiser
Kristian Calhoun
05-02-2006, 19:44
fundraiser: "i'm selling chocolate bars"
customer: *pulls out wad of cash* "how much are you selling them for?"
fundraiser: "what are you willing to pay?"
customer: *quickly hides wad of cash and searches pockets* "let's see...i have a nickel, a dime, a bent paperclip, and some lint, is that good enough?"
fundraiser: "that's plenty!" *hands over a king sized hershey's with almonds* "nice doing business with ya'! "
worlds worst clown
alithanar8
07-02-2006, 19:35
Huh huh huh. I am Krusty the clown.
Worlds Worst Friend
Cody C: *throws plastic pitcher*
Me: OUCH! AH MY LIP! AH!
Cody C: You were supposed to block it with the sled!
Worlds worst parade
BlackRoboDragon
08-02-2006, 18:15
Dumb people, when there is a parade coming down the street, CLEAR THE SIDEWALK!! I'm tired of running all of you over!!
World's worst racer.
paulcd2000
08-02-2006, 18:32
Let's see, what happens if i go NASCAR racing blindfolded, drunk, and without a seatbelt... CRASH!!!!!
World's worst rapper
Jimbo5051
08-02-2006, 18:40
lsdjkaflsdjfalklksdjflk;
Worlds worst typer
ida_noeman
08-02-2006, 18:45
tis tok me doo ours 2 right dis i hope youi leek id!1!111@
Worlds worst math teacher
nehalita
08-02-2006, 19:03
*ahem* true story:
"so to mutliply matrices you multiply the first matrices' row by the second matrices' column.... wait no, the first matrices' column by the.... ummm well you see, if you tilt your head just match up the... (looks back at class)...okay that's not going to work is it... hold on one second (starts to go through the book)" -- the class stopped paying attention after that.
...by the way i was the teacher. lesson: don't think you can teach a class without preparation. you can't. don't try.
world's worst newbie
BlackRoboDragon
08-02-2006, 19:19
What does this butto- KABOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
World's worst music player.
paulcd2000
08-02-2006, 19:25
let's see, why would scale stop at g? let's make it go up to z!!!! oh wait, now no one understands it :-(
Worlds worst rocket scientist
ida_noeman
08-02-2006, 19:27
The world needs another nuclear explosion. Now, push that button. The big red one.
Worlds worst haircut
nehalita
08-02-2006, 20:13
I can't resist:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v299/no1punjabi/dangerwoman2.jpg
world's worst vacation
Adam Richards
08-02-2006, 20:20
Annoying kid: "Are we there yet? Are we there yet?"
5 hours later.
Annoying kid: "Are we there yet?"
__
World's worst class
Billfred
08-02-2006, 20:28
For a required-to-graduate class: "Welcome to Introduction to Business Computing."
World's worst roommate.
paulcd2000
08-02-2006, 21:27
I have a tarantula farm, oh wait, the glass broke. Oh well
World's worst farmer
ida_noeman
09-02-2006, 08:22
Pa, did you mix up the fertilizer and pesticide again? Oh, whatever.
Worlds worst electrical job.
BlackRoboDragon
09-02-2006, 18:37
KABOOM!!!!!!(enough said)
World's worst road trip.
paulcd2000
10-02-2006, 16:31
i gotta go to the bathroom. *as you're turning into the rest station* oopsies
worlds worst friend
worlds worst friend
:ahh:
"Oh sorry, I didn't think you liked him anyways..."
worlds worst pet
KyleGilbert45
16-02-2006, 22:15
worlds worst pet
"Oh, I was suppose to go to the bathroom outside?"
Worlds worst weatherman.
Billfred
16-02-2006, 23:09
"And here's your Columbia forecast: cold rain!"
(said a day or so before a kick-us-all-out-of-school-for-three-days snowstorm by all of the local weather stations who had just been engulfed in an arms race in the weather department. We got an inch or two--and before you northerners gripe about that not being snow, bear in mind that my last interaction with the white stuff was Kickoff 2005, and that's only because I was in New Hampshire!)
World's worst con artist.
paulcd2000
17-02-2006, 11:49
wait, i thought i was supposed to givethem the money!!!
World's worst video game designer
Elgin Clock
17-02-2006, 12:15
"Let's design the view in the game Q-bert so everyone falls off the edge very easily and dies"
Ok, World worst valentine.
Rick TYler
17-02-2006, 12:40
Ok, World worst valentine.
Roses are red
Violets are blue
We're the IRS
And we're auditing you.
World's worst action movie character (and you can't use Woody Allen's character in Annie Hall).
"World's worst action movie character"
"Bah, let the shrimp do all the stunts"
world's worst book
BlackRoboDragon
20-02-2006, 21:01
Can you say, "plotcraters"?
World's worst leader.
alithanar8
20-02-2006, 23:05
I did not have a relationship with that woman
Worlds worst website
http://www.funnyjunk.com/pages/awesome.htm
World's worst doctor (I'm not sure if this one was done yet.)
KyleGilbert45
21-02-2006, 11:16
Word of warning, that website essentially locked up my Opera browser, proceed w/ caution
During surgery: Uhmm, I think I forgot to take out that rubber glove, guess we're gonna have to open him back up.
Worlds worst comedian.
BurntTurkey29
22-02-2006, 16:54
" yah! have you ever seen those robot dudes. They are such NERDS! they should all get a life"
Worlds worst song.
Kristian Calhoun
22-02-2006, 17:52
<sings>i know a song that gets on everybody's nerves...everybody's nerves, everybody's nerves....</singing>..i think you know the rest.
world's worst competitive eater
world's most annoying song
<sings>i know a song that gets on everybody's nerves...everybody's nerves, everybody's nerves....</singing>..i think you know the rest.
world's worst competitive eater
Hey, don't you think you're eating a bit fast? That doesn't seem healthy. Me? Oh, no thanks, I'm full.
World's worst flirt
Laura 1547
18-03-2006, 18:45
world's most annoying song
"ba ding ding ding ding ding"
Hey, don't you think you're eating a bit fast? That doesn't seem healthy. Me? Oh, no thanks, I'm full.
World's worst flirt
"I like the way you smell"
hahhaha even that made me laugh :P
The world's worst conversationist (yayy i made a new word)
Michelle Celio
18-03-2006, 19:58
The world's worst conversationist (yayy i made a new word)
"Hey uhm yeah ok bye"
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Worlds worst snake charmer
Andrew Blair
18-03-2006, 20:14
Worlds worst snake charmer
"Hit Me With Your Best Shot!"
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World's worst world's worster.
lil' kim
18-03-2006, 20:24
World's Worst Driver!!
To many accidents.
I have to check these forms more often I just read this after we got home today.
World's Worst volleyball player.
ScoutingNerd175
24-03-2006, 17:24
I have to check these forms more often I just read this after we got home today.
World's Worst volleyball player.
"Out of bounds!" "Can I use my 3454 redo?"
World's worst pastry chef. :)
"What do you mean bear claw is just a name?"
Worlds worst president (if you say or imply Bill Clinton I will give you such a pinch! :mad: )
xtremedarkness
26-03-2006, 13:09
I know Global Warming is a problem. With that said, let's put aside 3 Billion dollars to invade Antartica!
World's Worst message to hear on your boyfriend's/girlfriend's answering machine.
Hey, I had a great time last night, we should do it again real soon. (Person is the same gender as your boyfriend/girlfriend)
World's worst student.
Justin_302
29-03-2006, 19:51
http://www.outsidethetent.com/photos/benephant.jpg
____________________________
Worlds worst car
http://www.blogchester.com/wp-content/DSC01044Small.jpg
worlds worst billboard
Alex Burman
29-03-2006, 20:44
http://www.allhatnocattle.net/aussie%20billboard.jpg
worlds worst star wars character
http://www.space.com/images/h_in_jar_jar_binks_03.jpg
World's worst pet.
lukevanoort
01-04-2006, 22:16
http://homepage.mac.com/wildlifeweb/reptile/diamondback_rattlesnake/rattlesnake02tfk.jpg
Worlds worst sport.
http://homepage.mac.com/wildlifeweb/reptile/diamondback_rattlesnake/rattlesnake02tfk.jpg
Worlds worst sport.
Baseball-Stand around, shoot up 'roids, create scandals and get hurt for way, way too much money
And the snake's cute! (not my first choice, mind you)
World's worst webcomic
Billfred
09-08-2006, 15:36
yay for thread revival!
:) "Hey, why are we text?"
:D "Because we're a webcomic with a sense of irony!"
:) "Oh. I thought it was because Billfred can't draw."
World's worst FRC game designer
Jeremiah Johnson
09-08-2006, 22:52
Billfred... you're gonna get me in trouble for this one.
http://www.chiefdelphi.com/media/photos/23796
World's Worst Band
"Albuquerque, are you ready to sort-of-almost-but-not-really-rock? Then give it up for Shaggy Blondes, the Hanson cover band!"
World's worst real estate agent.
The real estate agent in the Movie Heirloom:
James Yang, a twentysomething architect, learns that he has been left a run-down mansion as an inheritance. He convinces his fiancée Yo to move in with him.
James's real estate agent neglects to inform him that his whole family committed mass suicide in the house 20 years ago, as part of a strange and mysterious curse. It quickly becomes clear to everyone except James that this curse is alive and well, and that his 2600-square-foot inheritance may well kill them all. Yo begins her own investigation into the house, which leads her to a truth even more horrible than she expects.
World's Worst hoax.
Um...so we never landed on the moon...because we have stupid people, like, uhh...me man! And of course the USSR would never admit to it because they're afraid of us, dude. Like, totally. And that laser thing, totally fake man!* Oooh, and that moving flag thing, that shouldn't have happened! I mean, it's not like it's flexible or anything, and held up.
World's Worst Clown
*ahem (http://sunearth.gsfc.nasa.gov/eclipse/SEhelp/ApolloLaser.html)
http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k244/dstoll/krusty14_gif.jpg
And yet he his also the best, because he is the funniest clown ever.
World's worst restaurant
thegathering
16-08-2006, 09:37
http://travel.u.nu/pic/mx/4081.jpg
*NEVER EAT FROM MEXICO CITY FOOD STANDS*
You may not make it out alive. :(
worlds worst computer program.
echo g=ffff:0000 | debug
I think that's it. Try it in DOS mode sometime. Or not.
World's Worst receptionist
JaneYoung
16-08-2006, 15:19
Oh boss, can you help me, I've superglued my fingers together and stapled my hair to the desk. The shredder ate my blouse and the whiteboard is white. Why is the whiteboard white? I gave directions to your client and asked him to pick me up a smoothie on the way, would you like me to call him back and ask him to pick one up for you? The fire extinguisher may need to be replaced, for some reason the nachos caught fire when I was melting the cheese in the toaster oven and my girlfriend called. I'm not sure why the fire chief came along with the police chief. They were not very friendly and I had to ask them to lower their voices, how rude. Can I leave @ 2, there is a sale at the mall today and I want to get a couples of blouses. With ruffles.
Edit: the nachos/fire is true as well as the police chief and fire chief. We had to evacuate the entire 5 story building...I wasn't the receptionist, honest.
World's worst house painter
Painter: Sorry about that dude, maybe I should have covered the windows before spray painting.
Owner: You could've at least closed them! :mad:
Worlds worst gas station.
Billfred
16-08-2006, 15:48
http://www.ruggedelegantliving.com/sf/a/images/Shell.Gas.Station.Arm.Leg.jpg
http://www.ruggedelegantliving.com/sf/a/images/Shell.Gas.Station.Arm.Leg.jpg
World's worst moving crew
http://www.stpaulskaty.org/pictures/2005_05_11_Two%20guys%20and%20a%20Gator--what%20a%20moving%20team%21003.jpg
World's worst monkey face.
ewankoff
29-09-2006, 13:03
World's worst monkey face.
http://www.trincoll.edu/~kclark2/images/Jill's%20Monkey%20Face.jpg
worlds worst air guitar player
Graham Donaldson
29-09-2006, 13:20
"Where do I plug my guitar in?"
World's worst American
(ha ha I'm Canadian- gotta get my $.02 in)
The Canuck
http://www.futurama-madhouse.com.ar/grabs/4acv05/405nl-35.jpg
worlds worst petshop
Buster Wolf
22-10-2006, 01:49
this is from monty python(inaccuracies my fault)
well we could take this terrier and turn it into a fish
a fish?
yes. cut the legs off and stick a straw in its mouth. genuine fish.
Or
the dead parrot
Or
pet shop is a part time butcher shop.
worlds worst price check.
ewankoff
23-10-2006, 14:30
beep...beep...beep...beep...beep...beep...beep...b eep....PRICE CHECK...beep... beep...beep... whatever its free
worlds worst pa system
Schnabel
25-10-2006, 17:24
http://web.mit.edu/dchou/www/images/phonograph.jpg
This isn't the worlds worst, just the world's oldest.
The worlds worst clock.
Pavan Dave
27-01-2007, 21:02
http://ofb.net/~epstein/sl/20030426-lenin-clock.jpg
World's worst truck.
Ericgehrken
03-02-2007, 22:23
http://vixpix.com/rustytruck.jpg
World's worst invention
GVDrummer
04-02-2007, 16:48
World's Worst Nuclear operator for missle silo's. haha
James1902
07-02-2007, 23:04
World's worst invention
Invention "Furbie, play!!!"
(:eek: *shiver* garr..FURBIES *shiver*:eek: )
Worlds worst tv announcer
waiakea11
07-02-2007, 23:27
"I hate furbies"
worlds worst robot
Kaizer007
10-02-2007, 02:11
Mentor: "Okay, show me how you modified the robot, we ship tomorrow..."
First Year Student: "I removed all the wheels and motors, and replaced them with cardboard cutouts to save on wait."
Mentor: "........(>_<')........"
World's worst appocalypse.
mormannoob
11-02-2007, 02:33
"OMG God is comming to kill all of us unrightous people. Wait your not god your
_________"
worlds worst person to play god in worlds worst apocalypse
Mister_Juggles
11-02-2007, 17:54
"Hello, my name is Dave Lavery. Here is a picture with some numbers and some bananas. If you can figure out what it means, you will be spared. *maniacal laughter*"
World's worst game clue.
65_Xero_Huskie
12-02-2007, 10:37
http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a173/xero248/question-mark-778895.jpg
" Have fun over christmas break "
Worlds worst referee
FishCaptain
16-03-2007, 22:29
"Well, all three captains stepped out of the box so we'll give the penalties to the OTHER alliance."
World's Worst photographer.
mormannoob
22-03-2007, 03:34
one with out a camera
world's worst ddr song
Mister_Juggles
25-03-2007, 10:18
The song that never ends.
The worst person to sing the song that never ends.
65_Xero_Huskie
26-03-2007, 08:49
Yoko Ono?
World worst game piece
Travis Hoffman
26-03-2007, 08:57
Yoko Ono?
World worst game piece
The world.
World's worst pizza topping
65_Xero_Huskie
29-03-2007, 08:35
The world.
World's worst pizza topping
Humans.
Worlds worst Actor
Schnabel
03-04-2007, 21:37
Dean Kamen.
World's worst singer.
efoote868
03-04-2007, 21:57
Your bridges were burned, and now it's your turn
To cry, cry me a river
Cry me a river-er
Cry me a river
Cry me a river-er, yea yea
(sorry bsb/justin fans)
World's worst soccer mom
"All these kids but mine and that one other guy by the other goal are so dumb, why don't they just pick up the ball?"
World's worst laptop
Billfred
09-06-2007, 20:20
http://www.innfusion.com/blogimages/Brick.jpg
World's worst photographer.
This threads too fun too die
"say cheese *flash* AAaHhh my eyes!!!"
Worlds worst sports announcer?
"Home Run!! 7 points on the board! And now for the tipoff... OW! Right hook to the chin, he's down!"--at a soccer game
World's Worst robot designer.
delsaner
21-10-2010, 23:16
"Square shaft in a circular hole."
World's worst athlete.
Travis Hoffman
22-10-2010, 04:03
"Square shaft in a circular hole."
World's worst athlete.
"I'm taking my talents to South Beach."
World's worst social networking website designer
"Okay you guys, think the world's ready for TeamEdward.com?"
World's worst thread resurrection :D
Ryan Simpson
22-10-2010, 16:29
"Go back a page."
World's worst ninja.
Lee Reid 3136
22-10-2010, 22:05
http://xkcd.com/486/
World's Worst Person to be stuck on a deserted island with
NorviewsVeteran
23-10-2010, 18:16
"So.... ever watch Lost?"
World's worst advertiser
"For just three easy payments of $19.99, you receive not one, not two, but THREE CD's of Justin Beiber's Greatest Hits. Guaranteed to give you constant headaches or your money back!
world's worst speller
During a spelling bee...
um... can I have the definition?{def is given} um... can I have it in a sentance? {sentance is given} um... what is the orgin of the word? {orgin is given} um... Can I have the definition {no) um... "Q" ummmm "Q" ummmmm another "Q" ummmmm a "M" annnnnd "the batman symbol!" {I'm sorry, your word was "cat" please sit down.}
Worlds worst material to make a robot out of?
PAR_WIG1350
01-11-2010, 21:13
"..." - granite doesn't talk, alternatively, "I'd rather be a counter top"
"Square shaft in a circular hole." what about epoxying a round shaft in gearbox output with an internal hex bore? I hope it work's because it's too late to fix it now.
Worlds worst physicist.
Whoever designs the ACME products for Wile E. Coyote.
World's worst window washer
RoboDesigners
03-11-2010, 15:47
[sound of smearing]
Car owner: "Are you sure you wash windows with the palm of you're hand?"
Washer: "Yep"
World's Worst robot
(not builder, and assuming the robot can talk)
[sound of smearing]
World's Worst robot
(not builder, and assuming the robot can talk)
"Holy cow I can talk... and I'm self aware! [Falls apart]
Worlds worst party planner
BrendanB
07-11-2010, 20:24
"Holy cow I can talk... and I'm self aware! [Falls apart]
Worlds worst party planner
"Surprise, I forgot to invite anyone!"
Worlds worst politician.
"...I've been approached by 15 different groups of constituents asking me to vote no on this bill. I'm voting yes because they don't know what's best for them. They won't be able to recall me, either."
World's worst comedian.
Phoenix Spud
08-11-2010, 05:37
"...and in the end everyone died."
World's worst reporter
RoboDesigners
08-11-2010, 11:52
According to Wikipedia, You-know-who did something with the whachamacalit yesterday. And we'll be back after this short break!
World's worst forum poster...
Phoenix Spud
08-11-2010, 21:07
U lik totes no wat I'm like tlking bout, ya? Cuz if ya don't u r totes dum.
World's worst map-maker.
PAR_WIG1350
08-11-2010, 23:51
If we start in London and walk due north we should get to St. Louis by the end of the week.
worlds worst chiropractor.
Katie_UPS
09-11-2010, 11:17
Your knee looks fine to me!
world's worst cat.
"Woof! Woof!"
World's worst traffic cop.
Lee Reid 3136
09-11-2010, 15:21
"Do you know why I pulled you over? No seriously, do you know why? I can't remember..."
World Worst African Swallow
Can’t carry a coconut (montypython)
World’s Worst field error (at a FIRST event)
"What do you mean, 'SELF DESTRUCT INITIATED'?"
World's Worst dentist.
RoboDesigners
10-11-2010, 09:30
Dentist: How are you doing today?
*silence* (your mouth is being held open)
Dentist: hmm... you're not the talkitive type, are you?
Worlds worst MC
Katie_UPS
10-11-2010, 20:05
... and now you know about my open knee surgery.
(I don't have a thing for knees, but they're just easy targets).
World's worst assembally line employee.
delsaner
10-11-2010, 21:39
Darn it, I put the head on backwards. Ugh, I'm fired, aren't it? Shouldn't we have robots to do this for us?
World's worst strategist.
(At a strategy meeting with alliance partners) "All three robots should be defensive robots, that way the red alliance can't score any points!"
world's worst programmer.
What's this main() thing? Can't I just get rid of it?
World's worst mythbuster.
Phoenix Spud
11-11-2010, 13:47
There is no way you can make a lead balloon fly. It is impossible. EVERYONE knows that...
World's worst author.
RoboDesigners
11-11-2010, 22:57
Well, I could write a long story about how Johnny Smith treks all across the world looking for his granddaddy's lost sword, but that would take too long, and besides - that involves writing!
Worlds worst emailer
ATannahill
12-11-2010, 08:17
I'm just going to set all my emails to reply all.
World's worst hacker
Katie_UPS
12-11-2010, 11:08
"Hey whats your computer's password? I'm trying to mess stuff up with it. Like change your background or something..."
World's worst biology teacher
Teacher: The chlorophyll is why frogs are green, also because they don’t have roots they need to be constantly wet.
Student: What about the non-green frogs?
Teacher: Toads… all toads
Worlds Worst thing to put in a microwave
Phoenix Spud
13-11-2010, 05:40
One of those paper take away containers for bread sticks from Olive Garden. They catch fire! (I know this all too well...)
World's Worst IM-er
KaitlynL
03-06-2012, 21:30
"You mean lol doesn't mean lots of love?"
Worlds worst DJ.
Herbblood
25-10-2012, 16:57
Girl:What am I hearing? It hurts my ears so bad!
Boy: I think it's suppossed to be music
World's Worst ball(those orange foam things)
Ummm ... Why does my Rebound Rumble ball weigh eight pounds and have a stem?
World's Worst sign language interpreter
I'm sorry, I can't see anything. Haven't had Lasik yet.
World's worst NASCAR driver.
KaitlynL
03-11-2012, 13:08
Oh. So THAT's the GAS pedal. oops
World's worst poet
Andrew Lawrence
03-11-2012, 14:06
"And the cat, why it was colored orange. Because of that, it seemed...seemed....darn it."
World's worst internet picture (clean).
World's worst internet picture (clean).
Too easy? (http://www.chiefdelphi.com/media/photos/37796?)
World's Worst moving company
Herbblood
26-11-2012, 13:55
Hey do you have a map to the customers house? I think we got a bit lost.
Worlds worst soldering iron
First the solder won't melt, then it vaporizes in 0.047 seconds, then it won't melt again, all without adjusting the temperature setting. Oh, and the handle isn't insulated.
World's worst Fantasy FIRST player.
EricH (Team Falcon) - "Minor update: Falcon used missing team priority in Hub City 1 to take 3366 off the available teams list. Falcon is now the last team on the priority list."
World's Worst FTC Team.
I kid I kid
"What do you mean kickoff isn't January 5th?"
World's worst "feature" in a car.
World's worst "feature" in a car.
"So you plug your phone in this console, and your Facebook and Twitter pages show up right here on this dashboard! Now you can check your social media accounts right from your car!" (And sadly yes, they actually do have this now.)
World's worst Santa Claus?
Ho ho WOAH!!!!!!
World's worst defense bot.
dictionaria13
09-01-2013, 10:47
Wait, I have Mecanum drive... and they all outweigh me... by a lot...
World's worst choir director.
2348humanplayer
14-01-2013, 21:43
Wait, I have Mecanum drive... and they all outweigh me... by a lot...
World's worst choir director.
"Ok, ok, guys, louder!"
World's worst trombone player.
Worlds worst annoying programmer
iPenguin
04-02-2013, 16:38
If (true){
Win
}
Else{
Don't lose
}
World's worst math professor
What's more important to you, math class or robotics?
World's worst singer.
2348humanplayer
07-02-2013, 17:03
Any rapper other than PSY.
World's worst FRC game
Any rapper other than PSY.
World's worst FRC game
Introducing the 2001 FRC game, Diabolical Dynamics!
World's worst welder.
Introducing the 2001 FRC game, Diabolical Dynamics!
World's worst welder.
"Hey guys, I heard you needed something welded, so I melted the joints together into a huge glob" (Sorry I don't have a pic to go with this, I did Google it!)
World's worst Pokemon trainer.
2348humanplayer
11-02-2013, 15:18
YAYZ! I JUST CAUGHT A MAGIKARP! MY FIRST POKEMON!
World's worst marching band.
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