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Billfred
15-01-2006, 19:34
Woohoo! 80! Only 100 more to go until Tiffany points me to some pictures of Gary Dillard that I'm not supposed to be shown!*

*(that's a complete fabrication on my part.)

Here's the scores:

MissInformation 70
T. Hoffman 67
Gary Dillard 66
Rich Wong 62
Dlavery 59
EddieMcD 59
Jay H 237 57
Jay Trzaskos 49
Al Skierkiewicz 48
Icurtis 47
EricH 46
Andy Baker 45
KathieK 43
Wayne Doenges 42
Nehalita 41
Dorienne 007 41
Bcahn836 41
Arefin Bari 37
Koko Ed 31
EricS-Team180 29
DCA Fan 29
Artdutra04 27
Amanda Morrison 26
JosephM 23
Xzvrw2 23
Ashley Christine 22
“Big Mike” 21
Goober!!! 21
Kyle Love 19
KenWittlief 18
Alex Cormier 18
Andrew Blair 15
Conor Ryan 15
Mechanicalbrain 15
1derboy 13
Jessica Boucher 11
Tim Delles 11
JVN 10
Pat McCarthy 10
Squirrelrock 10
Bill_Hancoc 10
Kjhobin 10
KarenH 9
Richardp 9
Dave Scheck 8
Greg Needel 8
Fruity Pebbles 7
DanielBCR 7
Tiffany34990 7
Brandy836 6
Elgin Clock 6
Kevin Kolodziej 6
Miketwalker 6
RoboMom 6
Greencactus3 6
Sciguy125 6
Lil' Lavery 5
Lukevanoort 5
InfernoX14 5
Killerofkiller 4
Cyberguy34000 4
Denman 4
Wetzel 4
Spears312 4
Adam Richards 3
Beth Sweet 3
Rich Kressly 3
Ryan Foley 3
Tytus Gerrish 3
Shyra1353 3
Andrew Rudolph 2
Kyle 2
Meredith343MiM 2
Mini-D67 2
Ogre 2
RogerR 2
Sammy 2
Eugenia Gabrielov 2
Liz C 2
Matt Attallah 2
Rohan_DHS 2
Sciencenerd 2
anna~marie 1
Barry Bonzack 1
Ben Lauer 1
Budda648 1
Cody C 1
Dubious elise 1
First degree 1
John Wanninger 1
KyleGilbert45 1
Lisa Perez 1
MattD1Drift 1
Meaubry 1
Mr. A 1
Rees2001 1
Saru29 1
Termite233 1
Wilshire 1
Zach Purser 1


And the picture:

http://www.invisiblerobot.com/robotics/robot_c45/index/p1050767.html

As always, the deadline is midnight on Saturday.

Go!
Koko Ed
15-01-2006, 19:37
http://www.invisiblerobot.com/robotics/robot_c45/p1050767.jpg
"Ugh! No more jelly donuts for Lavery. He squirting all over the place!"
Ashley Christine
15-01-2006, 19:48
Man brushing off shoulder:

"If you feelin’ like a pimp man, go and brush your shoulders off
Mentors is pimps too, go and brush your shoulders off.
Nerds is crazy baby, don't forget that Lavery told you
Get, that, dirt off your shoulder"

Other man:

"You gotta get, that, dirt off your shoulder"
RogerR
15-01-2006, 20:01
the third base coach gives Heidi the signal to steal third.
BuddyB309
15-01-2006, 20:12
Man in purple: seeing these kids build a robot hits me right here
other man: I hear ya
nehalita
15-01-2006, 20:25
What you don't see: this mentor is about to realize his hand is stuck there.
Superglue is amazing, isn't it?
(is that Heidi snickering in the corner?)
Travis Hoffman
15-01-2006, 20:29
With the performance of the sacred Barking Dog Salute, the 100th gathering of the Secret Order of Shadow Puppeteers was called to order.
MattD1Drift
15-01-2006, 21:02
Man brushing off shoulder:

"If you feelin’ like a pimp man, go and brush your shoulders off
Mentors is pimps too, go and brush your shoulders off.
Nerds is crazy baby, don't forget that Lavery told you
Get, that, dirt off your shoulder"

Other man:

"You gotta get, that, dirt off your shoulder"

Argh you stole mine.......


Man with hand on shoulder: My super fast robot dance issent going to plan.

Other guy: Maybe if I stare at the camera long enough, it'll explode, then I can say I'm Chuck Norris!
Andrew Blair
15-01-2006, 21:12
http://www.invisiblerobot.com/robotics/robot_c45/p1050767.jpg

The Bionic man, albeit several years later, returns to act as a consultant on a related project...
Zach Purser
15-01-2006, 22:04
I pledge allegiance to FIRST
KarenH
15-01-2006, 23:22
Forehead protectors do not provide sufficient protection. Shoulder pads will be needed as well.
sciencenerd
16-01-2006, 01:25
Person 1: Ah knew dat part was gonna fail.
Person 2: yup.
Person 1: Ah s'pose we should fix it.
Person 2: yup.
Person 1: Ah knew dem pliers woulda come in handy.
Person 2: yup.


(disclaimer: I didn't get enough sleep last night. If nothing else, laugh that someone would be crazy enough to post something dumb like this on CD)
Wayne Doenges
16-01-2006, 01:40
Entry 1
Man on left: "You know they make a very good dandruff shampoo now.

Entry 2
Man on right: "I pledge allegiance to the flag...
Man on left: "No Man! It's the right hand over the heart"

Entry 3
Man on Right: "It hurts when I do this"
Man on left: "Than don't do it"

Man on right: "It's a shame the controller die. It was so young"
Eria4044
16-01-2006, 09:42
Person 1: Why are you flashing gang signs?
Person 2: I'm not. It's from Star Trek.
Person 1: We really are nerds, aren't we?

Note: If you don't get this, look at the hand being used to brush Person 2's shoulder. It really does look like he's doing that salute (or whatever you'd call it).
EricH
16-01-2006, 14:55
Man on right: Are you sure you did the calculations of muzzle velocity right?
Students: Yep.
Man: I think you did 'em wrong.
Student: We're within the 50 mph limit...
Man (and Dave from wherever he's at): AAAAAAUUUUUGGGGGHHHH!
pwilczynski
16-01-2006, 14:58
I like your idea, but my concern is....
Gary Dillard
17-01-2006, 22:01
Epsilon Delta's annual fundraiser, the no-limit Virginia Hold'em tournament (similar to Texas Hold 'em except that safety glasses are required at the table) was once again a big success. At this point in the tournament, the player on the right moved all in and needed a five at the river to stay alive. He lost the hand and the player on the left went on to face Heidi "Short Stack" Foster heads up for the championship.
Al Skierkiewicz
18-01-2006, 07:24
"You know it's a lot harder to shoot balls than we originally thought."
"Yea, I agree, but I never thought that ball would hurt so much!"
Rich Wong
18-01-2006, 12:55
One of the funs of being “The Invisible Robot” is playing pranks on your fellow mentors.
They always fall for the shoulder taps.
MissInformation
18-01-2006, 14:41
David: You know, I believe in team bonding activities, but this is just dumb.

Jude: Shhh! They're ready to start and I don't want to fall behind... "When I dance they call me macarena... and the boys they say that I´m buena... they all want me, they can´t have me... aiiii MACARENA!"
Ian Curtis
18-01-2006, 14:57
Person 1: Hmm, something is not right here.

Person 2: Tell me about it. First some guy from texas comes in here claiming to be JVN, and now my hand has 4 fingers!
Goober!!!
18-01-2006, 16:31
Come one man do the mocarina!!! :D :D :D (ok im not sure if that is spelled right and spell check didn't have it so its that on dance that you shack your butt with)
artdutra04
18-01-2006, 17:39
No, no, no! You're doing it all wrong! (http://faultgame.com/images/allwrong.wav) You're supposed to start the Macarena with your right hand!
skimoose
18-01-2006, 20:36
No, They're obviously a NERDs Color Guard. Now everyone repeat after me.

"I pledge allegiance to the flag of the nation of North Dumpling, and to the Republic for which it stands, One Nation under Dave, with Pimping Robots for all." :D
Wetzel
20-01-2006, 11:11
You know it is going to be bad when your control mentors can't even do the Macarena at the same time...

Wetzel
KathieK
20-01-2006, 15:38
"You know, if we'd ordered the Poof Balls the first day like everyone else did we wouldn't have to be testing the robot with stale Krispy Kreme donuts..."
CarpeDiem
20-01-2006, 16:26
WARNING!!! Never work on rorobts without using head and shoulders.
EddieMcD
21-01-2006, 15:52
"While the engineer on the left was explaining how his forehead protectors and glasses provided complete protection, the one on the right was giving him the cold shoulder."
Zach Purser
21-01-2006, 18:40
Darn, they're sold out of Segways here too. I guess we'll have to keep walking around the ship. "Scotty, two to beam up."
Kevin Kolodziej
21-01-2006, 21:25
Man on left: You've got a chip on your shoulder.

Man on right: GET IT OFF! GET IT OFF!! (said in a whiney, high pitched, super scared voice)

Kev
Jay Trzaskos
21-01-2006, 21:40
Lavery: Once again, the proper place for safety glasses is?

Mentors: Look away or he'll call on us...
Billfred
22-01-2006, 18:38
FACT: Team 25's Hawaiian shirts do just fine in the wash. (Ah, the things you can confirm on laundry day.)

First place goes to:

Epsilon Delta's annual fundraiser, the no-limit Virginia Hold'em tournament (similar to Texas Hold 'em except that safety glasses are required at the table) was once again a big success. At this point in the tournament, the player on the right moved all in and needed a five at the river to stay alive. He lost the hand and the player on the left went on to face Heidi "Short Stack" Foster heads up for the championship.

(FACT: Gary hasn't won a caption contest going back to the resetting of the scores in July.)

Second place goes to:

The Bionic man, albeit several years later, returns to act as a consultant on a related project...


(FACT: Andrew hasn't won second in a caption contest going back to the resetting of the scores in July.)

Honorable mentions go to:

1) Ashley Christine
2) KathieK
3) Koko Ed
4) nehalita
5) T. Hoffman
6) Eria4044
7) EricH
8) Al Skierkiewicz
9) iCurtis
10) MissInformation
11) KarenH
12) BuddyB309
13) skimoose

And the burn award...

One of the funs of being “The Invisible Robot” is playing pranks on your fellow mentors.
They always fall for the shoulder taps.

Which means the scores are:

Gary Dillard 76
MissInformation 72
T. Hoffman 69
Rich Wong 65
EddieMcD 60
Dlavery 59
Jay H 237 57
Al Skierkiewicz 50
Jay Trzaskos 50
Icurtis 49
EricH 48
Andy Baker 45
KathieK 45
Nehalita 43
Wayne Doenges 43
Dorienne 007 41
Bcahn836 41
Arefin Bari 37
Koko Ed 33
EricS-Team180 29
DCA Fan 29
Artdutra04 28
Amanda Morrison 26
Ashley Christine 24
JosephM 23
Xzvrw2 23
Goober!!! 22
“Big Mike” 21
Andrew Blair 20
Kyle Love 19
KenWittlief 18
Alex Cormier 18
Conor Ryan 15
Mechanicalbrain 15
1derboy 13
Jessica Boucher 11
Tim Delles 11
KarenH 11
JVN 10
Pat McCarthy 10
Squirrelrock 10
Bill_Hancoc 10
Kjhobin 10
Richardp 9
Dave Scheck 8
Greg Needel 8
Fruity Pebbles 7
DanielBCR 7
Kevin Kolodziej 7
Tiffany34990 7
Brandy836 6
Elgin Clock 6
Miketwalker 6
RoboMom 6
Greencactus3 6
Sciguy125 6
Lil' Lavery 5
Lukevanoort 5
InfernoX14 5
Wetzel 5
Killerofkiller 4
Cyberguy34000 4
Denman 4
Spears312 4
Adam Richards 3
Beth Sweet 3
Rich Kressly 3
RogerR 3
Ryan Foley 3
Tytus Gerrish 3
Sciencenerd 3
Shyra1353 3
Andrew Rudolph 2
BuddyB309 2
Eria4044 2
Kyle 2
Meredith343MiM 2
Mini-D67 2
Ogre 2
Sammy 2
Skimoose 2
Eugenia Gabrielov 2
Liz C 2
Matt Attallah 2
MattD1Drift 2
Rohan_DHS 2
Zach Purser 2
anna~marie 1
Barry Bonzack 1
Ben Lauer 1
Budda648 1
CarpeDiem 1
Cody C 1
Dubious elise 1
First degree 1
John Wanninger 1
KyleGilbert45 1
Lisa Perez 1
Meaubry 1
Mr. A 1
Pwilczynski 1
Rees2001 1
Saru29 1
Termite233 1
Wilshire 1


And, just because I haven't done it in a while, here's the average scores:

Lil' Lavery 5
Amanda Morrison 4.33
Andy Baker 4.09
Fruity Pebbles 3.5
T. Hoffman 3.29
Dlavery 2.95
Gary Dillard 2.81
Artdutra04 2.8
MissInformation 2.77
Rich Wong 2.71
“Big Mike” 2.63
Nehalita 2.53
Al Skierkiewicz 2.5
EddieMcD 2.4
Jay H 237 2.38
Dorienne 007 2.28
Wayne Doenges 2.26
Jessica Boucher 2.2
Tim Delles 2.2
KathieK 2.05
Icurtis 2.04
Jay Trzaskos 2
Andrew Blair 2
JVN 2
Pat McCarthy 2
Brandy836 2
Elgin Clock 2
Miketwalker 2
RoboMom 2
Killerofkiller 2
Andrew Rudolph 2
BuddyB309 2
Eria4044 2
Kyle 2
Meredith343MiM 2
Mini-D67 2
Ogre 2
Sammy 2
Skimoose 2
KarenH 1.83
KenWittlief 1.8
Richardp 1.8
EricH 1.78
DanielBCR 1.75
Kevin Kolodziej 1.75
Koko Ed 1.74
Ashley Christine 1.71
Bcahn836 1.71
Lukevanoort 1.67
JosephM 1.64
EricS-Team180 1.61
Arefin Bari 1.61
Dave Scheck 1.6
DCA Fan 1.53
Greencactus3 1.5
Sciguy125 1.5
Adam Richards 1.5
Beth Sweet 1.5
Rich Kressly 1.5
RogerR 1.5
Ryan Foley 1.5
Tytus Gerrish 1.5
Kyle Love 1.46
Squirrelrock 1.43
Alex Cormier 1.38
Conor Ryan 1.36
Mechanicalbrain 1.36
Greg Needel 1.33
Cyberguy34000 1.33
Denman 1.33
InfernoX14 1.25
Wetzel 1.25
1derboy 1.18
Tiffany34990 1.17
Goober!!! 1.16
Xzvrw2 1.15
Bill_Hancoc 1.11
Kjhobin 1.11
Spears312 1
Sciencenerd 1
Shyra1353 1
Eugenia Gabrielov 1
Liz C 1
Matt Attallah 1
MattD1Drift 1
Rohan_DHS 1
Zach Purser 1
anna~marie 1
Barry Bonzack 1
Ben Lauer 1
Budda648 1
CarpeDiem 1
Cody C 1
Dubious elise 1
First degree 1
John Wanninger 1
KyleGilbert45 1
Lisa Perez 1
Meaubry 1
Mr. A 1
Pwilczynski 1
Rees2001 1
Saru29 1
Termite233 1
Wilshire 1


(Side note: This data is heavily skewed towards those that don't enter many contests.)

Onward!!
Rich Wong
22-01-2006, 18:50
I finally won a Burn Award!!!!
I'm so happy, cause this is my first.

:)
KathieK
22-01-2006, 19:09
I take it your computer is working again! :)
Gary Dillard
22-01-2006, 22:19
All I want to know is: has anyone at Herndon called Heidi "Short Stack" yet?
Wetzel
23-01-2006, 02:19
All I want to know is: has anyone at Herndon called Heidi "Short Stack" yet?

I'll find out at the meeting tomorrow night...

Wetzel
MissInformation
23-01-2006, 08:20
All I want to know is: has anyone at Herndon called Heidi "Short Stack" yet?

You may not be able to see this, but I am narrowing my eyes right now. Let me assure you, this is not a good thing.

Heidi
Billfred
23-01-2006, 08:39
At this point, I'd like to remind everyone of The Heidi Foster Rule:

Preventing anyone from entering the caption contest by means of any feat of engineering is prohibited. This rule shall not apply if both the victim and Billfred are laughing after the act has been committed.

That, by the way, isn't a bluff. ;)