CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #82

[Billfred]

It's that time again.

Here's the scores:

Gary Dillard 78
MissInformation 74
T. Hoffman 72
Rich Wong 66
EddieMcD 62
Dlavery 61
Jay H 237 59
Andy Baker 55
Icurtis 54
Al Skierkiewicz 52
Jay Trzaskos 52
EricH 50
KathieK 47
Nehalita 45
Wayne Doenges 44
Dorienne 007 41
Bcahn836 41
Arefin Bari 38
Koko Ed 34
DCA Fan 30
Artdutra04 29
EricS-Team180 29
Amanda Morrison 26
Ashley Christine 24
JosephM 23
Goober!!! 23
Xzvrw2 23
“Big Mike” 21
Andrew Blair 21
Kyle Love 19
KenWittlief 18
Alex Cormier 18
Conor Ryan 15
Mechanicalbrain 15
1derboy 13
Jessica Boucher 11
Tim Delles 11
KarenH 11
JVN 10
Pat McCarthy 10
Squirrelrock 10
Bill_Hancoc 10
Kjhobin 10
Richardp 9
Greg Needel 9
Dave Scheck 8
Kevin Kolodziej 8
Fruity Pebbles 7
DanielBCR 7
Tiffany34990 7
Brandy836 6
Elgin Clock 6
Miketwalker 6
RoboMom 6
Greencactus3 6
Sciguy125 6
Lil' Lavery 5
Lukevanoort 5
InfernoX14 5
Sciencenerd 5
Wetzel 5
Killerofkiller 4
Skimoose 4
Cyberguy34000 4
Denman 4
Zach Purser 4
Spears312 4
Adam Richards 3
Beth Sweet 3
Rich Kressly 3
RogerR 3
Ryan Foley 3
Tytus Gerrish 3
MattD1Drift 3
Shyra1353 3
Andrew Rudolph 2
BuddyB309 2
Eria4044 2
Kyle 2
Meredith343MiM 2
Mini-D67 2
Ogre 2
Sammy 2
Eugenia Gabrielov 2
Liz C 2
Matt Attallah 2
Rohan_DHS 2
anna~marie 1
Barry Bonzack 1
Ben Lauer 1
Boiler 1
Budda648 1
CarpeDiem 1
Cody C 1
Dubious elise 1
First degree 1
John Wanninger 1
KyleGilbert45 1
Lisa Perez 1
Meaubry 1
Mr. A 1
Mrblack298 1
Pwilczynski 1
Rees2001 1
Saru29 1
Termite233 1
Wilshire 1


And the picture:

http://www.chiefdelphi.com/forums/pictures.php?action=single&picid=11785

As always, the deadline is Saturday at midnight BST

Go!

PS: If you're submitting a second entry, please make a note that it is a second entry. And remember, I only look at the last entry you post before the deadline. (At least in an official capacity.)

[MattD1Drift]

"We are two survivors from the Titanic, and we've been stranded on this blasted iceberg since 1912!!!"

*just a joke*

[Bcahn836]

Dottie- " I wish it were summer, i wish it were summer"
Al - "This is summer"
Dottie- " I am so moving to Florida"

[Koko Ed]

http://www.chiefdelphi.com/pics/bin/112430398290.jpg
Something tells me the Alberta Regional being held in the great outdoors won't go over very well....

[Andrew Blair]

Yeah, SuperAl always saves the day, gets the girl, stands on the corpses of his snowy adversaries...

[Zach Purser]

www.united-states-map.com/us-map.htm

How was I supposed to know it would be this cold? It's right beside Hawaii on the map!

[Ian Curtis]

Dottie: When you said "Our robot is going to be cooler than the North Pole," and I replied, "Yes, dear whatever you say", I didn't intend that to mean that I wanted to go on vacation here!

[Travis Hoffman]

http://www.chiefdelphi.com/pics/bin/112430398290.jpg


Dottie: "Oh, goodness gracious! Al, a vicious polar bear is about to eat us! Just look at him in what would undoubtedly be the foreground of the lower right corner of a hypothetical picture taken by an imaginary person standing right in front of us!"

Al (in an uncharacteristically bold display of courage) : "Don't worry, baby. I'll protect you!"

Dottie: "You're my hero!"

Al: "Fo sho. Now go stand behind that iceberg while I whip out my lighter...."

[Goober!!!]

Al-"I WISH I WAS IRI RIGHT NOW!!!" :D :D :D

[Jay H 237]

That's funny, the weatherman didn't mention anything about giant hail!

[GaryVoshol]

The Championship Wrap Party has been moved to a warmer location for 2006.

[Taylor]

1. "Help - we're being attacked by a glacier. It will surely engulf us within the next 4-6 months."
2. "Does this coat make me look fat?"
3. "I'm not sure this robot meets the size restrictions."
4. "I could have sworn we parked right around here."
5. "Help me - I married Cliff Claven from Cheers!!!!"

[skimoose]

Oh sure, you take the robot to Georgia, California, Texas, and Florida, but where do you take me on our Anniversary??? :p

[artdutra04]

Dottie: See dear, I told you we should have stopped and asked for directions!

[Wayne Doenges]

1) Dottie: "I told you, you shouldn't have taken that stupid bet. Now our friends are in sunny Florida and we are stuck in.....where are we anyways?"
Al: "Minnesota"

2) Al: "You said you wanted to go south"
Dottie: "Yes, but not to Antarctica."

3) Dottie: "Look, it says the Titanic struck here." *just kidding*

4) Here we see Dottie and Al. The last two people to survive the Survivors Alaska show. The others voted themselves off the island.

[Cody Carey]

And if you call within the next 10 minutes, the second Iceburg is yours FREE*













*Any order for free iceburg must include $50,000 U.S.D shipping and handling

[EricH]

"I-i-it's-s-s co-o-o-o-old out he-e-ere!"
"At least the robot isn't freezing."

[Andy Baker]

Oh, Al... you sweetie... you took me all the way up here to get my special ingredients for "Dottie's Iceberg Cookies". You're the best!




Andy B.

[Jay Trzaskos]

Dottie: Al when you sang "Come Sail Away" at our wedding, I thought you were talking about to the Caribbean, or maybe the Bahamas... ot the top of the world.

[Conor Ryan]

Dottie: AL! I told you I wanted Iceberg Lettuce not an ICEBERG

[Rich Wong]

The still dashing and retired Superman Sr. and his wife Dottie (aka Lois Lane) often come out of their Fortress of Solitude in the Arctic to wave to the tourists and to pose for pictures.

[Alex Cormier]

Dottie: Im cold Al!
Al: you women are always cold!

[MissInformation]

In spite of the many achievements he had already made, Al felt his life would have no meaning until he really did sell an airconditioner to an Eskimo.

[richardp]

Al: "I would like to thanks Heidi for using paintshop pro to make it look like we were someplace far north. I think this might be a good cover story for missing IRI instead of we were in Florida."

[Wayne Doenges]

Director: "Action!"
Al: "This new FIRST all weather gear will keep you warm even in the coldest of climates. Don't you agree Dottie?"
Dottie: "I sure do. I'm not even the least bit cold"
Director: "And cut, print! That's a rap."
Dottie: "Can we get out of these jackets before I melt?"
Al: "For sure. Let's go and watch Mythbusters (tm). I hear Woodie Flowers makes an appearance."

[KathieK]

Dottie: Al, why didn't you tell me that it always snows at kickoff? Let's go find that guy in denim so we can get out of here!

[EddieMcD]

"After telling numerous kids how a water game would be impossible for FIRST, Al Skierkiewicz decided to show them why.

Al: 'See, this is what all water looks like in New England during build season.'

The kids promptly recanted."

[nehalita]

The Tofu commercial didn't turn out as great as they thought it would

[artdutra04]

"After telling numerous kids how a water game would be impossible for FIRST, Al Skierkiewicz decided to show them why.

Al: 'See, this is what all water looks like in New England during build season.'

The kids promptly recanted."[Not an Entry]

Wait a second, we don't have huge icebergs in the middle of New England! We just have trillions of little flakes of frozen ice. :p

http://www.chiefdelphi.com/pics/bin/11082262119.jpg (http://www.chiefdelphi.com/forums/showthread.php?t=34481)

[/Not an Entry]

[Billfred]

Over the course of the day, many things have fallen apart. Seattle's chance of a Super Bowl win, The Carolina Plaza (http://www.thestate.com/mld/thestate/13795865.htm), and my first attempt to judge this caption contest. (Fact: When using tabbed browsing in Safari, Command-W and Shift-Command-W accomplish very different things.)

First place goes to:

www.united-states-map.com/us-map.htm

How was I supposed to know it would be this cold? It's right beside Hawaii on the map!

Second place goes to:

In spite of the many achievements he had already made, Al felt his life would have no meaning until he really did sell an airconditioner to an Eskimo.

Honorable mentions go to:

1) Bcahn836
2) Koko Ed
3) artdutra04
4) Wayne Doenges
5) EddieMcD
6) MattD1Drift
7) iCurtis
8) Andy Baker
9) Jay Trzaskos
10) Andrew Blair
11) richardp
12) Rich Wong

And the burn award goes to...

Oh sure, you take the robot to Georgia, California, Texas, and Florida, but where do you take me on our Anniversary???

Which means the scores are...

MissInformation 79
Gary Dillard 78
T. Hoffman 73
Rich Wong 68
EddieMcD 64
Dlavery 61
Jay H 237 60
Andy Baker 57
Icurtis 56
Jay Trzaskos 54
Al Skierkiewicz 52
EricH 51
KathieK 48
Nehalita 46
Wayne Doenges 46
Bcahn836 43
Dorienne 007 41
Arefin Bari 38
Koko Ed 36
Artdutra04 31
DCA Fan 30
EricS-Team180 29
Amanda Morrison 26
Ashley Christine 24
Goober!!! 24
Andrew Blair 23
JosephM 23
Xzvrw2 23
“Big Mike” 21
Kyle Love 19
Alex Cormier 19
KenWittlief 18
Conor Ryan 16
Mechanicalbrain 15
Zach Purser 14
1derboy 13
Jessica Boucher 11
Tim Delles 11
KarenH 11
Richardp 11
JVN 10
Pat McCarthy 10
Squirrelrock 10
Bill_Hancoc 10
Kjhobin 10
Greg Needel 9
Dave Scheck 8
Kevin Kolodziej 8
Fruity Pebbles 7
DanielBCR 7
Tiffany34990 7
Brandy836 6
Elgin Clock 6
Miketwalker 6
RoboMom 6
Greencactus3 6
Sciguy125 6
Lil' Lavery 5
Lukevanoort 5
InfernoX14 5
MattD1Drift 5
Sciencenerd 5
Wetzel 5
Killerofkiller 4
Skimoose 4
Cyberguy34000 4
Denman 4
Spears312 4
Adam Richards 3
Beth Sweet 3
Rich Kressly 3
RogerR 3
Ryan Foley 3
Tytus Gerrish 3
Shyra1353 3
Andrew Rudolph 2
BuddyB309 2
Eria4044 2
Kyle 2
Meredith343MiM 2
Mini-D67 2
Ogre 2
Sammy 2
Boiler 2
Cody C 2
Eugenia Gabrielov 2
Liz C 2
Matt Attallah 2
Rohan_DHS 2
anna~marie 1
Barry Bonzack 1
Ben Lauer 1
Budda648 1
CarpeDiem 1
Dubious elise 1
First degree 1
GaryV1188 1
John Wanninger 1
KyleGilbert45 1
Lisa Perez 1
Meaubry 1
Mr. A 1
Mrblack298 1
Pwilczynski 1
Rees2001 1
Saru29 1
Termite233 1
Wilshire 1


Onward!