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Billfred
05-02-2006, 23:26
...still posted on a Sunday!

Here's the scores:

MissInformation 79
Gary Dillard 78
T. Hoffman 73
Rich Wong 68
EddieMcD 64
Dlavery 61
Jay H 237 60
Andy Baker 57
Icurtis 56
Jay Trzaskos 54
Al Skierkiewicz 52
EricH 51
KathieK 48
Nehalita 46
Wayne Doenges 46
Bcahn836 43
Dorienne 007 41
Arefin Bari 38
Koko Ed 36
Artdutra04 31
DCA Fan 30
EricS-Team180 29
Amanda Morrison 26
Ashley Christine 24
Goober!!! 24
Andrew Blair 23
JosephM 23
Xzvrw2 23
“Big Mike” 21
Kyle Love 19
Alex Cormier 19
KenWittlief 18
Conor Ryan 16
Mechanicalbrain 15
Zach Purser 14
1derboy 13
Jessica Boucher 11
Tim Delles 11
KarenH 11
Richardp 11
JVN 10
Pat McCarthy 10
Squirrelrock 10
Bill_Hancoc 10
Kjhobin 10
Greg Needel 9
Dave Scheck 8
Kevin Kolodziej 8
Fruity Pebbles 7
DanielBCR 7
Tiffany34990 7
Brandy836 6
Elgin Clock 6
Miketwalker 6
RoboMom 6
Greencactus3 6
Sciguy125 6
Lil' Lavery 5
Lukevanoort 5
InfernoX14 5
MattD1Drift 5
Sciencenerd 5
Wetzel 5
Killerofkiller 4
Skimoose 4
Cyberguy34000 4
Denman 4
Spears312 4
Adam Richards 3
Beth Sweet 3
Rich Kressly 3
RogerR 3
Ryan Foley 3
Tytus Gerrish 3
Shyra1353 3
Andrew Rudolph 2
BuddyB309 2
Eria4044 2
Kyle 2
Meredith343MiM 2
Mini-D67 2
Ogre 2
Sammy 2
Boiler 2
Cody C 2
Eugenia Gabrielov 2
Liz C 2
Matt Attallah 2
Rohan_DHS 2
anna~marie 1
Barry Bonzack 1
Ben Lauer 1
Budda648 1
CarpeDiem 1
Dubious elise 1
First degree 1
GaryV1188 1
John Wanninger 1
KyleGilbert45 1
Lisa Perez 1
Meaubry 1
Mr. A 1
Mrblack298 1
Pwilczynski 1
Rees2001 1
Saru29 1
Termite233 1
Wilshire 1


And the picture:

http://www.chiefdelphi.com/forums/pictures.php?&action=single&picid=10691

As always, the deadline is midnight Saturday BST

Go!

Wayne Doenges
05-02-2006, 23:40
Woohoo, the first to post a caption. Never happened to me before :)

Dan Green, in the hopes of getting an height advantage as a human player, had a little girl surgically grafted to his shoulders. Unfortunately the judges disqualified him as no normal human has four arms.

Arefin Bari
05-02-2006, 23:42
Dan: Keep smiling, we have to show beatty that we aren't scared.

dlavery
06-02-2006, 00:41
Introducing the new Dan Green, Mark II model, featuring twice the dexterity and three times the engineering intelligence!



(sorry Dan, this one was just too easy!)

-dave

Bcahn836
06-02-2006, 00:56
Little girl- "Not the mama, Not the mama, gotta love me."
Dan Green-" Where's the mama, Where's the mama."

DCA Fan
06-02-2006, 01:22
Girl - Mom, can I get off daddy's shoulders now? Please?

Jay Trzaskos
06-02-2006, 06:59
Dan has to keep a tight grip on his daughter because he knows that there are a lot of people ou tthere who will use any means to find out about 'Stangs secret shooter prototype thsi year.

tiffany34990
06-02-2006, 08:28
Dan: come on now it's time to PARTY! So lets dance.
Girl: um okay but i'm tired. you can just dance alone.

MattD1Drift
06-02-2006, 15:07
"Which way to the VW Microbus?"

Goober!!!
06-02-2006, 16:02
Dan: "OK now we just need to get on a Segway and we could have perfect balance!!!" :D :D :D

Jay H 237
06-02-2006, 17:51
While Dan and his daughter weren't too good at dancing they later found their niche replacing fluorescent tubes out in the hallway.

EricH
06-02-2006, 19:02
How FIRST affected this family: Wildstang on bottom, Childstang on top!

Andy Baker
06-02-2006, 21:30
Dan's daughter: "ut oh... Daddy is gonna get up on the piano and dance again. noooo!"



AB

Ian Curtis
06-02-2006, 21:48
Daddy, when I said I wanted a pony for people to ride at my birthday party, this was not what I had in mind!

skimoose
07-02-2006, 07:27
"Daddy, were the '60s really like this? I don't remember seeing any robots in the Woodstock video." :D

Taylor
07-02-2006, 07:57
1. Why Daddy doesn't do laundry anymore: the girl's socks used to be white.
2. Unveiling the 2007 All-Star Rookie Award
3. Anybody up for a game of chicken?
4. Moments to Remember: Teaching your child the Macarena

EddieMcD
07-02-2006, 20:57
"While most teams hand out pins, 111 decided to hand out young wildstangs this year. I don't think this is what they had in mind though...."

Wayne Doenges
08-02-2006, 03:58
Little girl: "Daddy! Daddy! I see Dean Kamen!
Dan: "Where!"
Little girl: "Over There!"
Dan: "I don't see him."
Little girl: "Psyche!" :)

Al Skierkiewicz
11-02-2006, 13:24
This is a sad medical byproduct of FIRST announcing and commitee work. The mental and physical stress triggers the body into forming a second being to cope with all the added work and duties. The unfortunate ones will end up like this poor devil with the growth occuring at the back of the neck. Note how Dan has already dressed her in tiedye and a set of safety glasses. Next thing you know he will call her Lauren and take her to JFLL meets.

KathieK
11-02-2006, 15:10
Recognizing that this year's game may have a new safety concern with poofballs going astray, all Wildstangs were equipped with the latest in head-and-forehead safety gear....

MissInformation
11-02-2006, 23:55
"I wonder how far I can launch you across the room... gimme your arm..."
"Mooommmmiiiieeee!"

Billfred
12-02-2006, 18:56
Ah, what a fun week this has been. Nothing like 48 hours of nothing but sleep, eating, and robotics, I'll tell you.

First place goes to:

Dan has to keep a tight grip on his daughter because he knows that there are a lot of people ou tthere who will use any means to find out about 'Stangs secret shooter prototype thsi year.

Interesting fact of the day: With this win, Jay's average score increases to 2.29 points. I can't even make this stuff up.

Second place goes to:

This is a sad medical byproduct of FIRST announcing and commitee work. The mental and physical stress triggers the body into forming a second being to cope with all the added work and duties. The unfortunate ones will end up like this poor devil with the growth occuring at the back of the neck. Note how Dan has already dressed her in tiedye and a set of safety glasses. Next thing you know he will call her Lauren and take her to JFLL meets.

Honorable mentions go to:

1) Jay H 237
2) Arefin Bari
3) skimoose
4) EddieMcD
5) KathieK
6) Andy Baker
7) MissInformation
8) Wayne Doenges

And the burn award...

Introducing the new Dan Green, Mark II model, featuring twice the dexterity and three times the engineering intelligence!

(Easy indeed.)

That means the scores are:

MissInformation 81
Gary Dillard 78
T. Hoffman 73
Rich Wong 68
EddieMcD 66
Dlavery 64
Jay Trzaskos 64
Jay H 237 62
Andy Baker 59
Al Skierkiewicz 57
Icurtis 57
EricH 52
KathieK 50
Wayne Doenges 48
Nehalita 46
Bcahn836 44
Dorienne 007 41
Arefin Bari 40
Koko Ed 36
Artdutra04 31
DCA Fan 31
EricS-Team180 29
Amanda Morrison 26
Goober!!! 25
Ashley Christine 24
Andrew Blair 23
JosephM 23
Xzvrw2 23
“Big Mike” 21
Kyle Love 19
Alex Cormier 19
KenWittlief 18
Conor Ryan 16
Mechanicalbrain 15
Zach Purser 14
1derboy 13
Jessica Boucher 11
Tim Delles 11
KarenH 11
Richardp 11
JVN 10
Pat McCarthy 10
Squirrelrock 10
Bill_Hancoc 10
Kjhobin 10
Greg Needel 9
Dave Scheck 8
Kevin Kolodziej 8
Tiffany34990 8
Fruity Pebbles 7
DanielBCR 7
Brandy836 6
Elgin Clock 6
Miketwalker 6
RoboMom 6
Skimoose 6
Greencactus3 6
Sciguy125 6
MattD1Drift 6
Lil' Lavery 5
Lukevanoort 5
InfernoX14 5
Sciencenerd 5
Wetzel 5
Killerofkiller 4
Cyberguy34000 4
Denman 4
Spears312 4
Adam Richards 3
Beth Sweet 3
Rich Kressly 3
RogerR 3
Ryan Foley 3
Tytus Gerrish 3
Boiler 3
Shyra1353 3
Andrew Rudolph 2
BuddyB309 2
Eria4044 2
Kyle 2
Meredith343MiM 2
Mini-D67 2
Ogre 2
Sammy 2
Cody C 2
Eugenia Gabrielov 2
Liz C 2
Matt Attallah 2
Rohan_DHS 2
anna~marie 1
Barry Bonzack 1
Ben Lauer 1
Budda648 1
CarpeDiem 1
Dubious elise 1
First degree 1
GaryV1188 1
John Wanninger 1
KyleGilbert45 1
Lisa Perez 1
Meaubry 1
Mr. A 1
Mrblack298 1
Pwilczynski 1
Rees2001 1
Saru29 1
Termite233 1
Wilshire 1


Onward!