CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #84

[Billfred]

Time for another round of fun and laughter and wondering if Billfred's last burger was a little undercooked. ;)

Here's the scores:

MissInformation 81
Gary Dillard 78
T. Hoffman 73
Rich Wong 68
EddieMcD 66
Dlavery 64
Jay Trzaskos 64
Jay H 237 62
Andy Baker 59
Al Skierkiewicz 57
Icurtis 57
EricH 52
KathieK 50
Wayne Doenges 48
Nehalita 46
Bcahn836 44
Dorienne 007 41
Arefin Bari 40
Koko Ed 36
Artdutra04 31
DCA Fan 31
EricS-Team180 29
Amanda Morrison 26
Goober!!! 25
Ashley Christine 24
Andrew Blair 23
JosephM 23
Xzvrw2 23
“Big Mike” 21
Kyle Love 19
Alex Cormier 19
KenWittlief 18
Conor Ryan 16
Mechanicalbrain 15
Zach Purser 14
1derboy 13
Jessica Boucher 11
Tim Delles 11
KarenH 11
Richardp 11
JVN 10
Pat McCarthy 10
Squirrelrock 10
Bill_Hancoc 10
Kjhobin 10
Greg Needel 9
Dave Scheck 8
Kevin Kolodziej 8
Tiffany34990 8
Fruity Pebbles 7
DanielBCR 7
Brandy836 6
Elgin Clock 6
Miketwalker 6
RoboMom 6
Skimoose 6
Greencactus3 6
Sciguy125 6
MattD1Drift 6
Lil' Lavery 5
Lukevanoort 5
InfernoX14 5
Sciencenerd 5
Wetzel 5
Killerofkiller 4
Cyberguy34000 4
Denman 4
Spears312 4
Adam Richards 3
Beth Sweet 3
Rich Kressly 3
RogerR 3
Ryan Foley 3
Tytus Gerrish 3
Boiler 3
Shyra1353 3
Andrew Rudolph 2
BuddyB309 2
Eria4044 2
Kyle 2
Meredith343MiM 2
Mini-D67 2
Ogre 2
Sammy 2
Cody C 2
Eugenia Gabrielov 2
Liz C 2
Matt Attallah 2
Rohan_DHS 2
anna~marie 1
Barry Bonzack 1
Ben Lauer 1
Budda648 1
CarpeDiem 1
Dubious elise 1
First degree 1
GaryV1188 1
John Wanninger 1
KyleGilbert45 1
Lisa Perez 1
Meaubry 1
Mr. A 1
Mrblack298 1
Pwilczynski 1
Rees2001 1
Saru29 1
Termite233 1
Wilshire 1


And the picture:

http://www.chiefdelphi.com/forums/pictures.php?action=single&picid=12743

(True story: While I was in Orangeburg last Friday, one of the students on a team I interviewed recognized me from this. And he wondered what would be on the caption contest this week. Wonder no more.)

As always, the deadline is Saturday at midnight BST.

Go!

[Koko Ed]

http://www.chiefdelphi.com/pics/bin/113967762641.jpg
Now, while no one is looking We'll just mysterious and miraculously score two more balls when no one is looking. I mean it's only illegal if you get caught.

[Dan Petrovic]

"Hee hee hee... My precious!"

[Jay Trzaskos]

1) Not only was Billfred outside of the size and weight restrictions... but the neurological signals he used to control his manipulator were against FVC rules.

2) A safety judge without safety glasses?!?!?!?! :ahh:

[Bill_Hancoc]

"i hope i dont get caught by mom with the frash cookies"

[Rich Wong]

After weeks of unexplained disappearance of VEX field components in the secret underground FIRST development lab, motion sensing cameras were setup to capture the culprit.
To everyone’s surprise it turns out to be the Hurley from LOST.

[mechanicalbrain]

Billfred took his decided to deduct points from teams he didn't like.

[Dorienne]

Bystander: BILLFRED! PUT THOSE BALLS BACK!

Billfred: No, Jenny Beatty I will not!

Miss Jenny: *smack* GO!

Billfred: *trembling lips* Y-Yes ma'am.

Miss Jenny: Good boy.

[Alex Cormier]

"mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm mmmmmmmmmmmmmm donuts"

[Joe_P.]

((I was the student who was wondering about the caption contest... sorry if i kept badgering you, but i was excited to meet you))

The moment Billfred touched the scored balls, he had a sudden burst of foresight and he saw who would be the winners (hence the light in his eyes)

[sciencenerd]

Billfred: ...And poof, the third ball disappears! Now, for this next trick, I will need one ordinary 2006 FRC robot, preferably from a team with a number under 200.

[DCA Fan]

Hidden camera surveillance shows bigfoot turning up at a local Vex robotics competition.

http://www.channel4.com/culture/microsites/W/weirdworlds/last_dragon/images/bigfoot.jpg

[KarenH]

When judges go bad: substituting peaches for racquetballs at a VEX competition.

[Jay H 237]

"If I substitute some smoke bombs in here this competion could get interesting!"

[Bcahn836]

The not so evil Borg Billfred looks for young Vex students to convert them to the dark side err umm the F.I.R.S.T side.

[Taylor]

New Balance: the official shoe of the 2005 Vex Robotics Games

One of the unfortunate side effects of sleep depriviation is I-think-I'm-a-robot-itis.

[EricH]

Why is the blue "robot" scoring for red? Even in automode, most robots have more sense than that.

[KathieK]

Maybe if I practice enough at the FVC comps, I can manage to steal a few poofballs in the FRC comps without anyone noticing!

[Wayne Doenges]

Santa Billfred, with a twinkle in his eyes, decides to leave the good boys and girls of the Red FVC team a present. The Red team won there match.

[Zach Purser]

In yet another attempt to capture the smurfs, Gargamel was spotted wearing a smurfsuit and baiting traps with giant smurfberries.

[Travis Hoffman]

Overheard at a recent exorcism....

Father Merrin: "The Power of Christ compels you.....to put those balls down!"

Billfred: "Ack! Argh! Gurgle! Pbbt! Snork! Snozzzzzzzz.......OK."

[Jeff Rodriguez]

"Soon I'll have all the balls in Vex, ALL THE BALLS! HAHAHA!!"

[Al Skierkiewicz]

This is an excerpt from the book "Juggling for First Nerds". "When you have lost a juggling ball, you can easily replace it with these handy dandy VEX scoring devices available at any First competition. Make believe you are a field judge or volunteer an no one will ever notice you take a few."

[Rich Kressly]

Uh oh. Where are my notes from the FVC game design meetings? Clearly we forgot a few rules if THAT passed inspection.

[EddieMcD]

"And Billfred procliamed: 'Let all the jokes about me holding balls commence!' And it was done."

[Ian Curtis]

Hello, Bill Beatty... As you see this picture you are getting sleepy, very sleepy... When you awake you will feel a sudden compulsion to send me the plans for the Beast 2006, yes that's right, the full CAD drawings, along with a crew of informed students to aid D5 in it's construction... *Snaps Fingers*

[MissInformation]

"Here comes Billfred Cottontail,
Hoppin' down the robot trail,
Look at him stop,
And listen to him say:
"Try to do the things you should."
Maybe if you're extra good,
He'll roll lots of balls your way."

<not an entry>sorry, it's all I could come up with after 14 hours of robotics, and for some strange reason, Peter Cottontail has been going through my head.

[Matt Attallah]

My pretty, beatiful, sexy balls...All mine....:yikes::D

[pwilczynski]

Billfred stole the cookies from the cookie jar

[nehalita]

This is Billfred before the trap closed on him
(the mice get their revenge at last)

[Billfred]

I was tempted to invoke the Billfred Is Working Way Too Much Rule. But then I realized that tomorrow would be worse than today.

First place goes to:

This is Billfred before the trap closed on him
(the mice get their revenge at last)

Second place goes to:

Uh oh. Where are my notes from the FVC game design meetings? Clearly we forgot a few rules if THAT passed inspection.

Honorable mentions go to:

1) iCurtis
2) DCA Fan
3) Al Skierkiewicz
4) Jay H 237
5) Bcahn836
6) Ogre
7) T. Hoffman
8) MissInformation
9) EricH
10) KathieK
11) Wayne Doenges
12) sciencenerd
13) Zach Purser
14) Dorienne 007

And the burn award...

A safety judge without safety glasses?!?!?!?! :ahh:

(In my defense, I was just a plain ol' judge. And this was after all the robots had skipped town. Besides, can you imagine what glare would've happened with my safety glasses on? Heidi, don't answer that.)

Which means the scores are:

MissInformation 83
Gary Dillard 78
T. Hoffman 75
Rich Wong 69
EddieMcD 67
Jay Trzaskos 67
Dlavery 64
Jay H 237 64
Andy Baker 59
Al Skierkiewicz 59
Icurtis 59
Nehalita 56
EricH 54
KathieK 52
Wayne Doenges 50
Bcahn836 46
Dorienne 007 43
Arefin Bari 40
Koko Ed 37
DCA Fan 33
Artdutra04 31
EricS-Team180 29
Amanda Morrison 26
Goober!!! 25
Ashley Christine 24
Andrew Blair 23
JosephM 23
Xzvrw2 23
“Big Mike” 21
Alex Cormier 20
Kyle Love 19
KenWittlief 18
Zach Purser 16
Conor Ryan 16
Mechanicalbrain 16
1derboy 13
KarenH 12
Jessica Boucher 11
Tim Delles 11
Richardp 11
Bill_Hancoc 11
JVN 10
Pat McCarthy 10
Squirrelrock 10
Kjhobin 10
Greg Needel 9
Rich Kressly 8
Dave Scheck 8
Kevin Kolodziej 8
Tiffany34990 8
Fruity Pebbles 7
DanielBCR 7
Brandy836 6
Elgin Clock 6
Miketwalker 6
RoboMom 6
Skimoose 6
Greencactus3 6
Sciguy125 6
InfernoX14 6
MattD1Drift 6
Lil' Lavery 5
Lukevanoort 5
Sciencenerd 5
Wetzel 5
Killerofkiller 4
Ogre 4
Cyberguy34000 4
Denman 4
Boiler 4
Spears312 4
Adam Richards 3
Beth Sweet 3
RogerR 3
Ryan Foley 3
Tytus Gerrish 3
Matt Attallah 3
Shyra1353 3
Andrew Rudolph 2
BuddyB309 2
Eria4044 2
Kyle 2
Meredith343MiM 2
Mini-D67 2
Sammy 2
Cody C 2
Eugenia Gabrielov 2
Liz C 2
Pwilczynski 2
Rohan_DHS 2
anna~marie 1
Barry Bonzack 1
Ben Lauer 1
Budda648 1
CarpeDiem 1
Dubious elise 1
First degree 1
GaryV1188 1
Joe_P. 1
John Wanninger 1
KyleGilbert45 1
Lisa Perez 1
Meaubry 1
Mr. A 1
Mrblack298 1
Rees2001 1
Saru29 1
Termite233 1
Wilshire 1


Onward!