View Full Version : moe sticks kidnapped!!!!
purplehaze357
22-05-2002, 17:40
Originally posted by sticknapper
We did not execute any moe sticks today, too many of our fellow sticknappers disagreed with the idea of completely destroying our hostages so soon.
We did however torture the sticks severely in many fashions: beating, run over with a Ford Bronco and a school bus, draged by the same Ford Broco, then burned with Nitro Racing fuel. :D :cool:
I'll post whatever footage I got. The video however will have to wait, I did not realize it only took VHS, and we have to find someone with a video in card. Then it will take a while to format for the web.
Sorry... :(
that's a weak excuse for no video...
Joe Matt
22-05-2002, 17:49
Pansies!
I want to see roasted MOE! ;)
Ca'mon, send them to me, I want a pair to bring to school the last day....
Alex Forest
22-05-2002, 18:14
*tear* the negotiations are not going well......
gniticxe
22-05-2002, 18:19
Originally posted by Ben Mitchell
...Who cares about the MOE sticks. They're an annoying symbol of MOE culture, kinda akin to popular music stars and the USA: what they represent is good. What they are is evil. Enough said.
I'm sorry but, What?!? Care to elaborate a little on that? I can see that they are annoying, but (unless I missed some humor) evil? I don't see any sort of MOE culture rising up (if at all) that is anything at all like pop stars or the USA (?? - see quote above). I just don't understand what you mean, so please explain.
stick-cutioner
22-05-2002, 18:46
Originally posted by purplehaze357
that's a weak excuse for no video...
Re: Bad news
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Originally posted by sticknapper
We did not execute any moe sticks today, too many of our fellow sticknappers disagreed with the idea of completely destroying our hostages so soon.
We did however torture the sticks severely in many fashions: beating, run over with a Ford Bronco and a school bus, draged by the same Ford Broco, then burned with Nitro Racing fuel.
I'll post whatever footage I got. The video however will have to wait, I did not realize it only took VHS, and we have to find someone with a video in card. Then it will take a while to format for the web.
Sorry...
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[COLOR=deeppink] Hey I am the last person your presious moe sticks will see as for purple haze , listen the world must do with what you get. and if anyone has a problem with ford bronco's let me know and I'll make you famous
stick-cutioner
22-05-2002, 18:48
Originally posted by purplehaze357
that's a weak excuse for no video...
Re: Bad news
quote:
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Originally posted by sticknapper
We did not execute any moe sticks today, too many of our fellow sticknappers disagreed with the idea of completely destroying our hostages so soon.
We did however torture the sticks severely in many fashions: beating, run over with a Ford Bronco and a school bus, draged by the same Ford Broco, then burned with Nitro Racing fuel.
I'll post whatever footage I got. The video however will have to wait, I did not realize it only took VHS, and we have to find someone with a video in card. Then it will take a while to format for the web.
Sorry...
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Hey I am the last person your presious moe sticks will see as for purple haze , listen the world must do with what you get. and if anyone has a problem with ford bronco's let me know and I'll make them famous
3m6o5ejz
22-05-2002, 18:58
those pictures are really starting to scare me....... cough cough, sarcasm. Come on if you really hate the MOE sticks, I would think they would be dust by now, but they aren't. I'm wondering.. are you still confident that you can get away with their execution? Come on...the wrath of the MOE sticks never go away.
sticknapper
22-05-2002, 19:02
listen everybody we have the video, it will be up in a few days.
for now I have some video of the Bronco, yes it is really crappy (in both sound and video) but it will have to do for now. you can't really tell that they are being run over untill you hear the crunching sound as the car passes over it.
Bronco Hits Moe Sticks (http://sticknapper.tripod.com/run_over.zip)
Edit: You have to right click and choose "Save Target As" for the link to work.
todays events went quite well. the video is quite amusing (i cant stop watching it over and over) the cracking of wood on pavement makes me sooo happy. and even the community was willing to help......school buses are soo heavy....god that had to hurt....also, we found many other suporters who in the style of that famouse scene from office space....beat the living ##$% out of the sticks. afterwards, we all were kind of hungry so we decided to have a little moe bbq with some nitro. i never knew how quickly a moe stick can die and how loud it can scream. and oh yeh, have you ever had your hand caught in a car window...ouch it really hurts...or so said the sticks. oh yeh, and road rash.....ever get draged...works just like sand paper only mutch better. anyway, wait till the video is edited so you can all enjoy it just as much as i do...........and oh yeh, unless you want to be recieving green and black peices of wood in the mail, i suggest you start working on our 90 million. if i see some cooperation maybe i will lower the price. remeber the moe sticks are still alive, but i dont know how much more torture they can take............................
sticknapper
22-05-2002, 19:10
couldn't have put it better myself malcomp
dont worry, the video will make that post look like road kill squerle......lol
3m6o5ejz
22-05-2002, 19:12
that was pretty lame... couldn't even see them get hit, then you flipped the camera down so we can't even see if the sticks were hit. For all we know this a fluke, plus if you did hit them they probably didn't get damaged much at all.
dont worry, the other video is mutch better, comes from several angles, including the inside of the car........it will really hurt to watch.........now no more posting for at least 30 minutes, i dont want this closed again
sticknapper
22-05-2002, 19:18
Fluke??? Tell me it's a fluke when you see them burning.
Melancholy
22-05-2002, 19:55
i can not sit here any longer and listen to these inhumane threats on the sticks of moe. we must form a fellowship against the sticknappers! whoever shall be joining me, step forward now. be brave, you little sticks. you're gonna be ok. ;)
stick-cutioner
22-05-2002, 20:55
A Fellowship Will Do You NO GOOD!...
We Control The Stick's Fate,
To Quote Smokey The Bear "Only You Can Help Prevent Moe Stick Fires."
I Can Hear It now Listen Closely
clap clap
clap clap clap
clap clap clap
BURN MOE
3m6o5ejz
22-05-2002, 21:36
I'm in for the fellowship. To the sticknapper.. how about showing all of us a picture of the stick that got run over by the Bronco since the movie didn't show much. And I must say that this so called "torture" isn't scaring us and not prompting us to make an effort to get your money.
Keith Chester
22-05-2002, 21:42
The video refuses to work for me! the horror! i don't want to be left out of this thread!.....
And who the heck is stickcutionor and y the heck do you all spell so badly?
all i have are 4 words "wait for the video"
that will change your mind........
Harrison
22-05-2002, 21:43
The video worked for me, altho it's hard to see anything...
Just a truck hitting the moestick (which is quite hard to see BTW)...Some guy yelling and shaking the camera.
Originally posted by Replic
The video refuses to work for me! the horror! i don't want to be left out of this thread!.....
And who the heck is stickcutionor and y the heck do you all spell so badly?
hey replic.............shut up, or else you will be getin run over by a bronco lol
stick-cutioner
22-05-2002, 21:50
Hey Replic I will Plant the thunderous hoofs of the bronco into you
I am the Dead Man I Make Freshmen Famous
Wow, it seems that constant belittling of the hostage-takers is a common tactic to you negotiaters (you learned from movies, right?). Instead of constantly saying that malcomp/sticknapper will not kill the sticks (which might actually push them to do it more), just wait for the video. BTW, malcomp, you're fighting a lost cause trying to stop the MOE sticks, but keep the funny pics coming! Oh, if you'll notice, I've been quite carefull with what I said, because the last 2 times I posted, you used what I said against the MOE sticks! (termites,etc) :)
Stephen
Keith Chester
22-05-2002, 21:58
Oh jeez great. Now I have my neck in front of the chopping block.
Wheres that fellowship when you need it?
And Malcom P... out of curiosity what the heck does the P stand for.
Brandon Martus
22-05-2002, 23:58
This thread will run its course tomorrow night.
Lets finish this.
I've got two people (that I know of) with multiple accounts -- just to post on this thread.
I know its the off-season & all but still...
purplehaze357
23-05-2002, 07:16
Originally posted by Brandon Martus
I've got two people (that I know of) with multiple accounts -- just to post on this thread.
yeah thats pretty retarded...
and about the sticks...yeah its all good just you wait...they will have their vengence
Jgreenwd1
23-05-2002, 07:48
ok sounds fine with me.
Alex Forest
23-05-2002, 10:11
brandon, just make them give it up....and you should tell us who they are!! they are so chicken, they cant even fess up to their bad behavior!! if they are so proud of what they did, stooping to common theivery, why dont they stand up and be proud of it? they obviously know it is wrong if they have to hide their identity
Brandon Martus
23-05-2002, 11:26
Originally posted by Alex Forest
...and you should tell us who they are!!
you aren't looking close enough.
:D
stick-cutioner and Mr. Volcano are the same person
purplehaze357
23-05-2002, 14:54
;) i got that one..i think
but the more i think about it....i dunno..a represenative from 25 or mr volcano himself please PM to protest this notion..please
Firewolf
23-05-2002, 16:35
ok, i just joined this whole chiefdelphi thing, and i'm reading this.. and i just keep on seeing more and more blame being put on my team...:eek: :confused: ::sigh:: i dont know what's going on, but "gosh darn it" i know that i want one of those moe shirts!
that's my fav. color! and every year i ask, and every year i'm told they dont have any extra!*
and the whole moe stick biz...
i wasn't in PA, so i dont know how loud those things were,
and at all the other comp.s i never got annoyed...
as far as i know,
everyone's screaming, 'n' yelling and whatever
so i just say let'em cheer on...
so all of uz fighting for the moe side ~ good luck
and the other dudes same to u, cuz i'm hoping whatever message ur trying to get through will soon be cleared up...
(*note to moe, concidering i know a lot of the team is reading this... if at anyother comp u have exrta shirt, PLEASE i REALLY REALLY want one! i'll be the lil' brown hair girl in the bright hawiian shirt)
;)
DaveO'B365
23-05-2002, 20:39
notice: the stick-cutioner has 5 posts, yet he is able to change his status from junior member.... maybe i'm just stupid and don't know how that works, but i thought you had to have 100 posts or something...
sticknapper
23-05-2002, 21:12
I knew from the beginning by comparing our ip addresses this was inevidable. I am tjrage_25. Stick-cutioner is Mr. Volcano.
(For those of you that don't know why I am confessing look at the top right above my screen name. And for those of you who do, how long has that been up there? Great way to reveal our identities, very creative.) But why can't you figure out malcomp?
That doesn't do anything for the hostage situation for you though!!!! The sticks our still ours, the ransom still stands, and the torture will continue!
3m6o5ejz
23-05-2002, 21:14
yes this thread has gotten a little out of hand, but I must say that it has been very interesting. Now let the MOE sticks be free, beacuse I think you have lost anyway. You may have killed the sticks, but it is not over. If you are from team 25 then I believe you may be familiar with this "fanny pack"... and I must say that it looks real good now...
Keith Chester
23-05-2002, 21:30
Malcom P is the team idiot, who else?
be quite freshmen, you will get your daily beating tomorrow..... and as for the fanny packs........well you can do whatevery you want with them......they are giveaways, not like your sticks....so go ahead make my day, tear them up......see what happens to the sticks after that......
Keith Chester
23-05-2002, 22:18
I may be a freshman but I'm bigger.
gniticxe
23-05-2002, 22:31
Even though this is (finally) nearing a close, I still see some resentment from "malcomp." So, there are plans now in the works for something that he/she will run away from in terror shoud he/she ever see it in real life. As most of you know, our team has a large "uppet." With a gear head made of styrofoam and an enlarged team jersey, this 10'+ backpack worn puppet is very noticable. (props to ducky). So, due to the explosion of interest/dissonance towards our team, we have plans to make our uppet some sticks of his very own. Thats right. How big? Unsure, but huge nonetheless. It will perhaps serve as a reminder of this thread to all who have followed it. Especially to you, malcomp, should you be so lucky to see them next year.
Do what you want with those sticks. We've got more. Waiting.
i agree somewhat...........
it is quite true that the thread is neering its end, but i hope it lives long enough for everyone to see the video.......and also for me to reveal my final deal, which you moe guys will accept most definitely, simply because it will bring a great ending to this comical situation......anyway, the video will come soon, i asure that all of you will enjoy it and it will be a good luagh.
as i am sure you all know, no true harm or negative feelings were set up behind this thread...only an amusement and fun....anyway, i will try to keep this thread alive for a bit longer to bring the end i have hoped for from the biginning into reality. as for now, i have only one thing left to say..........if you like black and green, maybe you should start getting used to blue and yellow..............
Mike Schroeder
24-05-2002, 00:45
Hey, umm How did you guys figure it is me (gotta relize that the 30lb hat I wear crushed my already small brain) HELP !!!!
thanx
it was just a joke, you'll like tha out come-
Brandon Martus
24-05-2002, 00:49
Originally posted by Mr.Volcano
Hey, umm How did you guys figure it is me
I am smrt.
(inside joke)
Mike Schroeder
24-05-2002, 00:52
Wow! not on the inside its elementry school all over again
Brandon Martus
24-05-2002, 00:59
The number of replies on this thread has surpassed some of the Technical discussion forums.
Yes, its the off-season.
Yes, its all in fun.
Sorry.
Please direct any further questions or concerns regarding this thread to questions@chiefdelphi.com
Thanks.
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