CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #85

[Billfred]

...or, what you can do after you've shipped and burned through both Fix-It Windows.

Here's the scores:

MissInformation 83
Gary Dillard 78
T. Hoffman 75
Rich Wong 69
EddieMcD 67
Jay Trzaskos 67
Dlavery 64
Jay H 237 64
Andy Baker 59
Al Skierkiewicz 59
Icurtis 59
Nehalita 56
EricH 54
KathieK 52
Wayne Doenges 50
Bcahn836 46
Dorienne 007 43
Arefin Bari 40
Koko Ed 37
DCA Fan 33
Artdutra04 31
EricS-Team180 29
Amanda Morrison 26
Goober!!! 25
Ashley Christine 24
Andrew Blair 23
JosephM 23
Xzvrw2 23
“Big Mike” 21
Alex Cormier 20
Kyle Love 19
KenWittlief 18
Zach Purser 16
Conor Ryan 16
Mechanicalbrain 16
1derboy 13
KarenH 12
Jessica Boucher 11
Tim Delles 11
Richardp 11
Bill_Hancoc 11
JVN 10
Pat McCarthy 10
Squirrelrock 10
Kjhobin 10
Greg Needel 9
Rich Kressly 8
Dave Scheck 8
Kevin Kolodziej 8
Tiffany34990 8
Fruity Pebbles 7
DanielBCR 7
Brandy836 6
Elgin Clock 6
Miketwalker 6
RoboMom 6
Skimoose 6
Greencactus3 6
Sciguy125 6
InfernoX14 6
MattD1Drift 6
Lil' Lavery 5
Lukevanoort 5
Sciencenerd 5
Wetzel 5
Killerofkiller 4
Ogre 4
Cyberguy34000 4
Denman 4
Boiler 4
Spears312 4
Adam Richards 3
Beth Sweet 3
RogerR 3
Ryan Foley 3
Tytus Gerrish 3
Matt Attallah 3
Shyra1353 3
Andrew Rudolph 2
BuddyB309 2
Eria4044 2
Kyle 2
Meredith343MiM 2
Mini-D67 2
Sammy 2
Cody C 2
Eugenia Gabrielov 2
Liz C 2
Pwilczynski 2
Rohan_DHS 2
anna~marie 1
Barry Bonzack 1
Ben Lauer 1
Budda648 1
CarpeDiem 1
Dubious elise 1
First degree 1
GaryV1188 1
Joe_P. 1
John Wanninger 1
KyleGilbert45 1
Lisa Perez 1
Meaubry 1
Mr. A 1
Mrblack298 1
Rees2001 1
Saru29 1
Termite233 1
Wilshire 1


And the picture:

http://www.chiefdelphi.com/forums/pictures.php?&action=single&picid=10698

(Yes, it does indeed.)

As always, the deadline is midnight on Saturday, all times and music eastern.

[Koko Ed]

http://www.chiefdelphi.com/pics/bin/111195311443.jpg
"I'm keeping my eye on you Big Mike! You wanna another bear hug?' Come n' get it!"

[dlavery]

...and if I jab my finger in my other eye, then I won't have to look at ANY of Dan's wardrobe ever again!!!

[Jay Trzaskos]

"And look at my awesome faux hawk... I even died it the perfect shade of blonde so that it matches my shirt. See kids, Paul Copioli never leaves the house without (trying to) looking his best"


Take two:

Paul(trying to get John mad): "Hey John, like that regional champion award I was showing you earlier? Or how about that division champion banner? or theres my Woodie Flowers Award trophy..."


Paul(still trying to get John mad): "Or you know, there's this full head of hair thing I have going on."


Dan: "hehehe, this is going to be good"

[mechanicalbrain]

Reason to wear safety glasses 104: In case you try to poke your eye out with your finger.

[Adam Richards]

Paul: "And those drivers seem to be missing their safety glasses once again."

Dan: "That's because the regional's over Paul."

Paul: "But.. nevermind."

[GaryVoshol]

What, you mean you've never heard of safety contact lenses?

[MissInformation]

After being chased from the pit area by the rest of the Thunder Chickens, Paul had to come up with some other way to amuse himself.

Paul: "I spy with my little eye..."
Everyone else: "Run away!"

[Rich Kressly]

Paul shows us how to count in metric. "See, I told you it was easier and better. Now, can everyone stop the pointless comments about the kit gearbox?"

[Courtneyb1023]

Hey guys! Come see how good I look!

(anchorman?)

[DjAlamose]

Paul: "There can only be one highlander!"

Dan: "There must be something in the water. Look at all the pretty colors!"

[JVN]

Paul's attempt to make a rude gesture at the camera was foiled when he couldn't remember which finger to extend.

[Amanda Morrison]

"Don't tell ME how to say Kanagasabapathy. I can SAY Kanagasabapathy."

[Wayne Doenges]

Paul: "We're number 1, we're number 1."
Dan: "We just got here and we haven't even unpacked the robot"
Paul: "Oh. We're going to be number 1, we're going to be number 1."
Dan: "Sigh. It's going to be a long three days."

[Taylor]

1. The response given when somebody asked him how much his shirt cost.
2. Reminder: Safety glasses are not forehead protection.
3. If I let this grow out for just one more year, I'll be as cool as Hambright.
4. See, Officer, I can touch the tip of my nose.

[Ian Curtis]

I am John Vielkind-Neun. Ha! Told ya I could say it without cracking up. Now you try Andy!

[EricH]

Paul: Quit jamming my vision system, Dan!

Dan: Just remember, 111 is going against 217 next match...

[Swan217]

Paul: "Dan, I've only been clocked in the head ONCE by a robot."
Dan: "Paul, I'm over here."

[Goober!!!]

Paul:"Hawaiian is better than Tie-Die HA-HAHAHA-HA!!!" :D :D :D
Dan:"BLAH!!!"

[nehalita]

Paul: "I'm watching you"
(meet the parents)

[Al Skierkiewicz]

Paul: "Hey Dan, I'm MR. FIRST !"
Dan: "Yeah in your dreams, Copioli. You can't even wear Hawaiian right. Tie dye goes with everything!"

[Tim Delles]

Dan: "I can't believe you lost that match to John."
Paul: "I couldn't see. John poked me in the eye."

[Rich Wong]

Paul: "See this face! Raw determination.

See my hair! The look of success.

See my shirt! It was shipped directly from Waikiki, Hawaii.

Don’t, don’t look at Dan. Don’t! Don’t!
You are just wasting your time!
He’s got nothing on me.

I will win the “Dave Lavery” Look-Alike Contest this year!
Believe IT!"

[Matt Attallah]

(Paul talking - with a slight lisp)

Ohh, my hair? I can give you the number of my people's Saloon and I can...

;Dan walks away in a hasty retreat:

:yikes: (Just be glad this is a family-orented site...;))

[EddieMcD]

Paul: "I'm nember one! I'm number one!"
Dan: "Oh yeah? Well I'm triple number one!"

[KathieK]

Paul: (Looking around the empty coliseum...) Yes, I DO have friends! I have THIS many friends, right Dan???

[Billfred]

Man, remind me never to be a combination emcee and WFA winner. ;)

First place goes to:

Paul: "I'm nember one! I'm number one!"
Dan: "Oh yeah? Well I'm triple number one!"

Second place goes to:

"Don't tell ME how to say Kanagasabapathy. I can SAY Kanagasabapathy."

(On a side note, how the heck DO you say Kanagasabapathy?)

Honorable mentions go to:

1) dlavery
2) Adam Richards
3) Rich Wong
4) Tim Delles
5) Dan Swando
6) GaryV1188
7) Koko Ed
8) JVN
9) Rich Kressly
10) MissInformation
11) Wayne Doenges

And the burn award...

Paul(trying to get John mad): "Hey John, like that regional champion award I was showing you earlier? Or how about that division champion banner? or theres my Woodie Flowers Award trophy..."


Paul(still trying to get John mad): "Or you know, there's this full head of hair thing I have going on."


Dan: "hehehe, this is going to be good"

Which means the scores are:

MissInformation 85
Gary Dillard 78
EddieMcD 77
T. Hoffman 75
Rich Wong 71
Jay Trzaskos 70
Dlavery 66
Jay H 237 64
Al Skierkiewicz 60
Icurtis 60
Andy Baker 59
Nehalita 57
EricH 55
Wayne Doenges 52
KathieK 52
Bcahn836 46
Dorienne 007 43
Arefin Bari 40
Koko Ed 39
DCA Fan 33
Amanda Morrison 31
Artdutra04 31
EricS-Team180 29
Goober!!! 26
Ashley Christine 24
Andrew Blair 23
JosephM 23
Xzvrw2 23
“Big Mike” 21
Alex Cormier 20
Kyle Love 19
KenWittlief 18
Mechanicalbrain 18
Zach Purser 16
Conor Ryan 16
Tim Delles 13
1derboy 13
JVN 12
KarenH 12
Jessica Boucher 11
Richardp 11
Bill_Hancoc 11
Rich Kressly 10
Pat McCarthy 10
Squirrelrock 10
Kjhobin 10
Greg Needel 9
Dave Scheck 8
Kevin Kolodziej 8
Tiffany34990 8
Fruity Pebbles 7
DanielBCR 7
Sciencenerd 7
Brandy836 6
Elgin Clock 6
Miketwalker 6
RoboMom 6
Skimoose 6
Greencactus3 6
Sciguy125 6
InfernoX14 6
MattD1Drift 6
Lil' Lavery 5
Adam Richards 5
Lukevanoort 5
Wetzel 5
Boiler 5
Killerofkiller 4
Ogre 4
Cyberguy34000 4
Denman 4
Matt Attallah 4
Spears312 4
Beth Sweet 3
GaryV1188 3
RogerR 3
Ryan Foley 3
Tytus Gerrish 3
Shyra1353 3
Andrew Rudolph 2
BuddyB309 2
Dan Swando 2
Eria4044 2
Kyle 2
Meredith343MiM 2
Mini-D67 2
Sammy 2
Cody C 2
Eugenia Gabrielov 2
Liz C 2
Pwilczynski 2
Rohan_DHS 2
anna~marie 1
Barry Bonzack 1
Ben Lauer 1
Budda648 1
CarpeDiem 1
Courtneyb1023 1
DjAlamose 1
Dubious elise 1
First degree 1
Joe_P. 1
John Wanninger 1
KyleGilbert45 1
Lisa Perez 1
Meaubry 1
Mr. A 1
Mrblack298 1
Rees2001 1
Saru29 1
Termite233 1
Wilshire 1


Onward!

[Amanda Morrison]

(On a side note, how the heck DO you say Kanagasabapathy?)

http://www.chiefdelphi.com/forums/showpost.php?p=367192&postcount=7

:)

[JVN]

Man, remind me never to be a combination emcee and WFA winner. ;)


This has been one of my favorite caption contests to read in a long time.
Making fun of Copioli is an activity everyone can enjoy.

-JV