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mike o'leary
31-07-2001, 20:11
designed the human body?

this is a joke my brother told me the other day and i thought it was pretty funny and cd seemed like a good place to put it.

so...any guesses? you need the reason for it too.

David Kelly
31-07-2001, 20:20
Originally posted by mike o'leary
designed the human body?

this is a joke my brother told me the other day and i thought it was pretty funny and cd seemed like a good place to put it.

so...any guesses? you need the reason for it too.

i've heard it, but can't remember. hmmmm...:confused:

Carolyn Duncan
31-07-2001, 20:42
I could comment but I don't think I would say anything appropriate so I'll stick with I don't know.

EddieMcD
31-07-2001, 21:34
For lack of a better guess, I'm going with a Biological Engineer.

mike o'leary
01-08-2001, 21:53
only a civil engineer would put a sewage pipe line under a playground

Carolyn Duncan
01-08-2001, 21:57
That's gross! Yet I will prolly repeat it when I start telling jokes and they take a turn for the worst.

mike o'leary
01-08-2001, 21:58
it is isnt it? i completely forgot it was dirty when i posted it before...then i started posting the answer and was like uh-oh that dirty isnt it. then i decided i was committed to it anyways.

Carolyn Duncan
02-08-2001, 16:36
Riight. You expect us to believe that?
j/k
I know how that goes, I've done it before.

A. Leese
02-08-2001, 16:46
There's another version of that joke that I've heard before..but I won't repeat it. I tend to not like to be vulgar :D

~Angela who still remembers that joke from Bicentennial Man

Carolyn Duncan
02-08-2001, 16:54
Well then, why bring it up?
j/k
I got the point with the reference to Bicentenial Man.

mike o'leary
02-08-2001, 19:13
<---hasnt seen bicentenial man...doesnt get the reference

Carolyn Duncan
02-08-2001, 19:17
Have you seen Mallrats, Mike? There's a good joke at the beginning of that one for you.

mike o'leary
02-08-2001, 19:20
im a very big fan of all kevin smith movies. especially the ones based i nj (clerks, mallrats, chasing amy, dogma, and soon jay and silent bob strike back)

Carolyn Duncan
02-08-2001, 19:32
After seeeing Mallrats I haven't been able to eat chocolate covered pretzels.

mike o'leary
02-08-2001, 21:47
hehehe...he licked his fingers!

have you seen the other kevin smith movies?

Carolyn Duncan
02-08-2001, 23:23
No. Everytime I or someone else I know rents them I don't get to see them. Something always comes up. It gets really annoying sometimes.

A. Leese
02-08-2001, 23:46
I've never seen any of those movies..which is amazing, considering many of the people in SPAM as well as on my school's academic team love them. Maybe I'll have to borrow them from G or something..

~Angela

Carolyn Duncan
02-08-2001, 23:49
That would be a good idea. But don't be like me, see them all and in order.

mike o'leary
03-08-2001, 16:09
order doesnt matter all that much...but definately see them. and then watch them some more. they just get better cuz you pick up more and more jokes. you have to watch both the backgroup and foreground carefully cuz they pack the jokes in everywhere. and things from the other movies appear in the various movies, especially in the background. but if you do want to watch them in order the order is clerks, mallrats, chasing amy, dogma, and soon: jay and silent bob strike back. also you can get a dvd with all 6 episodes of clerks (which was made into a cartoon for tv...only 2 episodes were ever aired. it was a major bomb, but the episodes are hilarious).

Carolyn Duncan
03-08-2001, 16:31
I saw it on tv and thought it was hilarious. That just goes to show what kind of person I am.

mike o'leary
03-08-2001, 18:28
it was indeed...i guess some people just have no taste

Carolyn Duncan
03-08-2001, 23:17
OUCH! That hurt, Mike.