CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #88

[Billfred]

...now with 50% more competition volunteer experience! (And CD-Media!)

Here's the scores:

MissInformation 89
Gary Dillard 83
EddieMcD 80
T. Hoffman 78
Rich Wong 75
Jay Trzaskos 71
Dlavery 68
Jay H 237 65
Icurtis 63
Al Skierkiewicz 62
Andy Baker 59
EricH 59
Nehalita 58
Wayne Doenges 55
KathieK 54
Koko Ed 52
Bcahn836 47
Dorienne 007 45
Arefin Bari 40
Artdutra04 33
DCA Fan 33
Amanda Morrison 31
Andrew Blair 29
EricS-Team180 29
Goober!!! 28
Ashley Christine 24
JosephM 23
Xzvrw2 23
Rich Kressly 22
“Big Mike” 21
Alex Cormier 21
Kyle Love 19
Zach Purser 18
KenWittlief 18
Conor Ryan 18
Mechanicalbrain 18
Tim Delles 15
1derboy 15
JVN 12
KarenH 12
Bill_Hancoc 12
Jessica Boucher 11
Richardp 11
Kjhobin 11
Pat McCarthy 10
Squirrelrock 10
Kevin Kolodziej 9
Greg Needel 9
Dave Scheck 8
Tiffany34990 8
Fruity Pebbles 7
Lil' Lavery 7
DanielBCR 7
Sciencenerd 7
Boiler 7
Brandy836 6
Elgin Clock 6
Miketwalker 6
Ogre 6
RoboMom 6
Skimoose 6
Greencactus3 6
Sciguy125 6
InfernoX14 6
MattD1Drift 6
Adam Richards 5
Lukevanoort 5
Wetzel 5
Killerofkiller 4
Cyberguy34000 4
Denman 4
Meaubry 4
Matt Attallah 4
Spears312 4
Beth Sweet 3
DjAlamose 3
GaryV1188 3
RogerR 3
Ryan Foley 3
Tytus Gerrish 3
Shyra1353 3
Andrew Rudolph 2
BuddyB309 2
Dan Swando 2
Eria4044 2
Kyle 2
Meredith343MiM 2
Mini-D67 2
Sammy 2
Cody C 2
Eugenia Gabrielov 2
Liz C 2
Pwilczynski 2
Rohan_DHS 2
114Klutz 1
anna~marie 1
Barry Bonzack 1
Ben Lauer 1
Budda648 1
CarpeDiem 1
Courtneyb1023 1
Dubious elise 1
First degree 1
Joe_P. 1
John Wanninger 1
KyleGilbert45 1
Lisa Perez 1
Mr. A 1
Mrblack298 1
Rees2001 1
Saru29 1
Termite233 1
Wilshire 1


And the picture:

http://www.chiefdelphi.com/media/photos/22114

As always, the deadline is midnight Eastern on Saturday.

Go!

[Cody Carey]

" I like cookies."
~or~
"Bizarro Andy after winning the special olympics"

[Andrew Blair]

I hope I havn't gone too far...

Caption entry:



I’ve got something in my front pocket for you...

[Koko Ed]

http://www.chiefdelphi.com/media/img/d72/d7279cdea73a70e3fdab8e795fc6d738_m.jpg
I made a boom boom in my pants....

[Taylor]

1. Not one of the more lucrative stops on the Andy Baker World Tour.

2. Is anybody else surprised the Border Patrol didn't give him a haircut?

3. Milliseconds later, he burst out laughing, milk flying out of his nose.

4. "Okay, so I'm in Canada, where are these Barenaked Ladies I've heard so much about?"

5. "No, I'm just happy to see you."

6. In his best Mr. Burns voice: "Excellent."

By the way, Andy, if you happen upon this, please have mercy at BMR!

[lukevanoort]

"Little do these FIRST officials know, I plan to buy some non-treated wood and bring it back to the STATES AHAHAHAHAHA!"

[Joe Matt]

"Ohhh, I'm so naughty...... naughty naughty....."

[Bill_Hancoc]

"I put a funny sign on that ladies back go read it"

[Ian Curtis]

Steve! if you say "Eh!" one more time I'm gonna... :ahh:

[Goober!!!]

AhhEH IEH gotEH theEH CanadianEH DiseaseEH IEH can'tEH stopEH sayingEH EH afterEH everEH wordEH!!! :D :D :D

[Jay Trzaskos]

I know who the REAL members of Dean Simmons & the Kamens are, and I'm not going to tell you.

[Alex Cormier]

mmmmm, i want some cheesEH poofs

[nehalita]

"I'm not smiling, I'm passing gas"
[not an entry: Andy... please don't take this out on me in some bizarre way...]

[dlavery]

And now the world finally knows what happens when Andy Baker uses Dave Lavery's barber.

[EricH]

Mwuahahahahahaha!

[Andy Baker]

Billfred... when you least expect it: expect it.

:)

(for the rest of you foolish people... I am trying to write some witty comeback, but Andrew Blair and Koko Ed's comments have me speechless)

(also... BillFred... you really need to make Cody C's wai pic a caption contest. That thing is... um... downright scary.)

AB

[Koko Ed]

Billfred... when you least expect it: expect it.

:)

(for the rest of you foolish people... I am trying to write some witty comeback, but Andrew Blair and Koko Ed's comments have me speechless)

(also... BillFred... you really need to make Cody C's wai pic a caption contest. That thing is... um... downright scary.)

AB
Hmmmm.
Perhaps they should have called this thread "THis is a brutal game!" :p

[Swan217]

Mwahahaha - I sent Tytus transmissions from AndyMark... Without any screws!!!! He'll NEVER figure out how to put it together...

[Rich Wong]

Andy: "Yeeeeaaah….. I....I chicken out on the Mighty Canadian Minebuster and the Top Gun rides. I almost lost my lunch just looking UP at it."

[Tytus Gerrish]

Mwahahaha - I sent Tytus transmissions from AndyMark... Without any screws!!!! He'll NEVER figure out how to put it together...

lol, so true

[Al Skierkiewicz]

"I have this idea, if you don't want to get caught in the fallout, you better leave now." Little did Andy know, Canadians don't have quite the same sense of humor as folks from Indiana. Come to think of it, no one does.

[Wayne Doenges]

Andy Baker must concentrate every day to keep the little girl inside him suppressed. Unfortunately he failed.

[Koko Ed]

Looking over this weeks entries I'd have to say the competition seems much more fierce for who is going to get the burn award than who is going to come out on top.

[Andrew Blair]

(for the rest of you foolish people... I am trying to write some witty comeback, but Andrew Blair and Koko Ed's comments have me speechless)

AB

Sorry Andy, but it was just waiting to be entered... too perfect...:D

(I'm waiting with "baited" breath for when I'll be entered...):ahh:

[artdutra04]

http://www.chiefdelphi.com/media/img/d72/d7279cdea73a70e3fdab8e795fc6d738_m.jpg

I think that robot over there just winked at me...

[Matt Krass]

Andy: *Giggles* I like these transmissions fumes...

[Conor Ryan]

Andy waiting for a good comeback against Andrew Blair and Koko Ed

[Not Entry] Don't forget to use your [Not Entry] & [/Not Entry] tags! [/Not Entry]

[xzvrw2]

Andy: what people don't realize is that i am not wearing any pants right now

[dlavery]

Andy: what people don't realize is that i am not wearing any pants right now

Yes, they realize it Andy. Why else do you think the entire stadium is empty?



[not an entry]before Billfred yells, as far as I can tell there is no rule against using a prior entry as "part A" of a multi-part entry![/not an entry]

[Taylor]

What happens in Canada, stays in Canada.

[anna~marie]

I think I soldered too much.... or maybe it was all that magic smoke.... *shrug*.... *giggle*....

[Billfred]

Yes, they realize it Andy. Why else do you think the entire stadium is empty?



[not an entry]before Billfred yells, as far as I can tell there is no rule against using a prior entry as "part A" of a multi-part entry![/not an entry]
<obviously not an entry>

Indeed, there is no rule against it. I wonder how I could phrase a Dave Lavery rule...

[Zach Purser]

Shortly after this photo was taken, Andy was fined $50 (Canadian) for failing to write his note in both English and French. The $50 fine was later rescinded after three cups of coffee and some help from a French/English dictionary.

[Rich Kressly]

With piano (and Ozzy Kamen guitar) in background ... "It's a beautiful day in Kokomo. It's a beautiful day in Kokomo. Won't you be mine? Won't you be mine?" ... fade music

"Hello kids. Welcome to Mr. Baker's Neighborhood. Just let me get these steel-tipped slippers and this new lab coat Mrs. Baker knitted for me, on ... there. Now, today's lesson is about welding safety. Can you say, 'Explosive gasses are fun to play with, especially around children with hammers' ??? ............ I thought you could!"

[Dillon Compton]

Little did Andy Baker realize the magnitude of his error; he just mistook a tube of superglue for his Blistex(tm) medicated ointment.

[DjAlamose]

"You see this? I buiwlt this! I rewwly rewwly did, hownestly!"

[EddieMcD]

"The seats are all empty because everybody wanted to watch Andy's latest experiment... from waaaaaaaaayyyy over there."

[Billfred]

You know how I'm always willing to take a caption contest entry at a competition?

Well, today I made a surprise appearance at the Peachtree Regional, where Heidi gave me hers for the week:

"Oops, I did it again...and I liked it!"

[JackN]

How can you say no to a face like that

[Michelle Celio]

Andy-*thinking*I've got a lovely bunch of co-co nuts..do lity do...

[Billfred]

Billfred... when you least expect it: expect it.

:)
Memo to self: Have one of the freshmen open the next box from AndyMark coming in my general direction.

First place goes to:

Andy: what people don't realize is that i am not wearing any pants right now
Yes, they realize it Andy. Why else do you think the entire stadium is empty?

Second place goes to:

Little did Andy Baker realize the magnitude of his error; he just mistook a tube of superglue for his Blistex(tm) medicated ointment.

Honorable mentions go to:

1) MissInformation (by proxy)
2) Rich Kressly
3) Andrew Blair (we all know what it was: zip ties!)
4) lukevanoort
5) Zach Purser
6) Al Skierkiewicz
7) Wayne Doenges
8) xzvrw2
9) Koko Ed
10) anna~marie
11) Rich Wong
12) Dan Swando
13) artdutra04
14) Jay Trzaskos

And the burn award:

"The seats are all empty because everybody wanted to watch Andy's latest experiment... from waaaaaaaaayyyy over there."

Which means the scores are:

MissInformation 91
Gary Dillard 83
EddieMcD 80
Dlavery 78
T. Hoffman 78
Rich Wong 77
Jay Trzaskos 73
Jay H 237 65
Al Skierkiewicz 64
Icurtis 64
EricH 60
Andy Baker 59
Nehalita 59
Wayne Doenges 57
Koko Ed 54
KathieK 54
Bcahn836 47
Dorienne 007 45
Arefin Bari 40
Artdutra04 35
DCA Fan 33
Amanda Morrison 31
Andrew Blair 31
EricS-Team180 29
Goober!!! 29
Xzvrw2 25
Rich Kressly 24
Ashley Christine 24
Joe Matt 24
Alex Cormier 22
“Big Mike” 21
Zach Purser 20
Kyle Love 19
Conor Ryan 19
KenWittlief 18
Mechanicalbrain 18
1derboy 16
Tim Delles 15
Bill_Hancoc 13
JVN 12
KarenH 12
Jessica Boucher 11
Richardp 11
Kjhobin 11
Pat McCarthy 10
Squirrelrock 10
Kevin Kolodziej 9
Greg Needel 9
Fruity Pebbles 8
Dave Scheck 8
Tiffany34990 8
Boiler 8
Lil' Lavery 7
DanielBCR 7
Lukevanoort 7
Sciencenerd 7
Brandy836 6
Elgin Clock 6
Miketwalker 6
Ogre 6
RoboMom 6
Skimoose 6
Greencactus3 6
Sciguy125 6
InfernoX14 6
MattD1Drift 6
Dillon Compton 5
Adam Richards 5
Wetzel 5
Dan Swando 4
Killerofkiller 4
Cyberguy34000 4
Denman 4
DjAlamose 4
Meaubry 4
Matt Attallah 4
Spears312 4
anna~marie 3
Beth Sweet 3
GaryV1188 3
RogerR 3
Ryan Foley 3
Tytus Gerrish 3
Cody C 3
Shyra1353 3
Andrew Rudolph 2
BuddyB309 2
Eria4044 2
Kyle 2
Meredith343MiM 2
Mini-D67 2
Sammy 2
Eugenia Gabrielov 2
Liz C 2
Pwilczynski 2
Rohan_DHS 2
114Klutz 1
Barry Bonzack 1
Ben Lauer 1
Budda648 1
CarpeDiem 1
Courtneyb1023 1
Dubious elise 1
First degree 1
Joe_P. 1
John Wanninger 1
KyleGilbert45 1
Lisa Perez 1
Matt Krass 1
Mr. A 1
Mrblack298 1
Rees2001 1
Saru29 1
Termite233 1
Wilshire 1


Onward!