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Andy Baker can play a Super Cell before the last 20 seconds of the match, not get penalized, and score 15 points for it.
Andy Baker doesn't need a fan on his robot because he can push everybody anyways and can accelerate at the rate of c (that is to say the speed of light).
Andy Baker once asked gravity to let go of him. It complied.
In addition to being co-president of AndyMark Industries, Andy Baker also has successful businesses preparing fresh meat and supplying low-energy lighting solutions. His world headquarters are located in a bathtub.
gorrilla
12-05-2009, 18:47
Andy Baker is the robot......
synth3tk
12-05-2009, 20:52
Andy is consumers.
Andy is providers.
Andy is you and me.
Andy is not a big truck.
(internet joke)
Akash Rastogi
12-05-2009, 20:53
Andy is consumers.
Andy is providers.
Andy is you and me.
Andy is not a big truck.
(internet joke)
Andy is tubes?
Burmeister #279
12-05-2009, 22:13
Andy is the only person to have ever successfully trolled a successful troll 0_o
(also an internet joke)
gorrilla
13-05-2009, 19:09
(also an internet joke)
Andy Baker IS the Internet.......
mrbob1000
13-05-2009, 20:33
andy baker's power level is over nine thousand.
Andy Baker IS the Internet.......
Andy Baker invented Al Gore.
(but not global warming)
Global warming is caused when Andy Baker uses sea water to cool his CAD computer.
-Vivek
JaneYoung
10-06-2009, 16:01
When Andy Baker turns 40, it's cool, dude.
synth3tk
10-06-2009, 20:48
Andy put a workshop in his workshop, so he could work while he works!!!
Akash Rastogi
10-06-2009, 23:17
Andy Baker's birthday is the only World Wide holiday.
Hope you had a great day man.:)
miketwalker
11-06-2009, 04:09
Andy Baker didn't go over the hill, the hill went under Andy.
Happy birthday Andy!
Andy Baker made Northern Indiana flat so he would never be over the hill.
Superman has an Andy Baker poster in his bedroom.
....
Andy Baker has a Mark Koors poster in his bedroom.
Andy Baker can use non-Lunacy wheels on the Regolith.
Andy Baker also doesn't need to trade Empty Cells for Super Cells. The EC's just count for 15 points anyways if he scores them. And putting them through the hole? As I understand it, he just uses a wormhole that conveniently exits right above his opponents' trailers. That's through the hole...
Andy Baker goes up to eleven.
Just in case you need the reference: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Up_to_eleven
Andy Baker gives Oprahs away.
NorviewsVeteran
25-08-2009, 18:29
Andy Baker's eyes are ANSI certified.
JaneYoung
26-08-2009, 23:25
Andy Baker in tights is a baaaaaaaad idea.
Andy Baker in tights with a tutu now there's...
... nah, we should have nun of that.
EricVanWyk
27-08-2009, 09:17
Andy Baker performed Lasik surgery on the entire IRI crowd by coaching in tights.
Chris is me
27-08-2009, 10:10
Andy Baker won IRI without playing a single match.
Andy Baker can beat Team 46.
Akash Rastogi
27-08-2009, 13:21
Andy Baker took down all of Team IFI in a single match...
RoboMaster
05-09-2009, 02:20
When Andy Baker says "can I hear a Woot Woot?!" at a FIRST competition, the reply can be heard from space.
(and don't give me none of that "there's no air in space so you can't hear anything" craziness. In space, everyone can hear Andy Baker scream. Think about that before you comment. No air in space mutter mutter)
The "A" team has actually won every point in the A vs B game, simply due to having Andy Baker as a member, even though he hasn't posted in that thread. They just choose to let "B" think they're winning.
Andy Baker hasn't posted in that thread because his initials are AB, and it's kind of hard to compete against yourself.
GaryVoshol
05-09-2009, 06:46
Andy Baker IS the beta test.
Chris is me
05-09-2009, 09:55
Andy Baker IS the beta test.
Beta Test Teams actually just video conference with Andy Baker for a few minutes rather than test hardware.
Andy Baker could have fixed the C.A.G.E. Match field in one microsecond with only his mind. He didn't because he wanted teams to get the learning experience (and he wanted to give away some cool toys).
Akash Rastogi
28-10-2009, 14:59
Only Andy Baker will live past 2012 and the LHC.:p
Andy Baker taught MacGyver his tricks, including fixing an i-phone with an earring!
(True story, except for the MacGyver part) :)
EricVanWyk
15-11-2009, 23:17
Andy Baker has no need for doctors, as his morals and ethics keeps his body strong like his pigs. When he volunteered at a teaching hospital, one of the med-students who listened to his heartbeat found it so catchy that he put lyrics to it. Thus was born the "Boom-de-yada" song.
Akash Rastogi
15-11-2009, 23:18
Andy Baker is smarter than Adrian Monk.
Andy Baker is a Space Ran-ger! He does fight evil or, or... shoot lasers or fly!
Toy Story reference
BrendanB
17-11-2009, 00:02
Andy Baker "falls with style!"
I couldn't resist another Toy Story reference :]
Chris Fultz
17-11-2009, 17:37
Andy Baker already knew there was water on the moon.
Andy Baker put water on the moon.
EricVanWyk
18-11-2009, 08:37
What you may think of as "Michael Jackson's moonwalk" was actually an early prototype of Andy Baker's mecanum drive.
It is common knowledge that Andy Baker can cross the line in automode without a penalty.
Andy Baker can simultaneously score all 12 balls into his alliance's goals, grab both partners, and hang onto the tower. He then proceeds to score the balls as fast as the human players send them out. Somewhere along the line, he throws all his opponents onto their tower.
The bump does not tip Andy Baker. The arena just rotates around him.
Andymark ad is so powerful it won't let me use search function while reading posts
JaneYoung
13-01-2010, 10:11
Andy Baker's mom knows a super nerd... er, Supernerd.
Andy Baker drew the original designs for the Toughbox Nano in the sandbox next to the other kids' castles.
Chris is me
13-01-2010, 11:25
Andy Baker's ad is so great, it doesn't need to be clickable to get revenue.
ttldomination
30-03-2010, 07:58
NOTE: The ones below come from a variation of robotics pick up lines that one person on my team developed.
Andy Baker once chained an entire robot with just a toothpick and this teeth.
Andy Baker once scored 4 super cells in autonomous.
Andy Baker beat the opposing alliance 3 times in the eliminations.
efoote868
30-03-2010, 09:05
I once wished Andy Baker good luck, he tossed it aside.
Andy Baker then gave us good luck. Andy Baker then picked us to be in his alliance. Andy Baker then proceeded to use his good luck to win the 2010 Boilermaker Regional.
true story.
Andy Baker can beat 469 and 51 by getting between them and the balls coming down the return. He then runs all the balls through his goals in a loop.
He does all of the above without a robot.
DonRotolo
30-03-2010, 18:23
Andymark ad is so powerful it won't let me use search function while reading posts
Andy Baker's ad is so great, it doesn't need to be clickable to get revenue.
AndyMark's ad is so great, even those of us who Support ChiefDelphi (http://www.chiefdelphi.com/forums/advertisers.php?) can see it.
Andy Baker keeps track of multiple DOGMA timers in his head.
Ed Sparks
30-03-2010, 19:53
Andy Baker keeps track of multiple DOGMA timers in his head.
Andy Baker is the DOGMA .......... all playing fields link to Andy.
Vermeulen
30-03-2010, 20:00
When a ball rolls under Andy Baker, the other alliance gets a penalty.
Andy Baker can expand into his Finale Configuration at any time.
Team 45's build season last for seven weeks; Andy Baker stops time in the middle.
The FMS had to be reprogrammed to display 4 match outcomes: Win, Loss, Tie, and Bakerized.
.
When Andy Baker plays, the opposing alliance's score can be negative.
1902_Battery_SGT
31-03-2010, 00:16
Andy Bakers radio has never cut out.
Ty Tremblay
01-04-2010, 12:40
In 2007, tubes only popped because Andy Baker hit them with his MIND BULLETS.
EricVanWyk
01-04-2010, 12:58
When Andy Baker expands into Finale Configuration, everything ends.
Vermeulen, I'd like to rewrite two of yours to better capture the magnificence of AB's GP:
When a ball rolls under Andy Baker, the ball joins his alliance as a 4th robot.
When Andy Baker plays, the opposing alliance is inspired.
Norman J
09-04-2010, 20:38
Andy Baker can suspend all 3 robots on his alliance by having each of them hang off of the one to its left, creating a triangle of levitating robots. Oh, and touching the tower too.
Norman J
09-04-2010, 20:40
Superman and The Flash raced to the edge of the universe. Andy Baker built a robot that beat both of them.
Archimedes once told Andy Baker, "Give a lever large enough and a place to stand, and I can move the world." Andy Baker asked him why he needed the lever.
The Baker division remains empty for another year. The other 4 divisions are still playing for second.
Andy Baker can pick the same team three times in Fantasy FIRST--even when someone else has them. Then again, he already won FF...
Akash Rastogi
09-04-2010, 22:10
Andy Baker beat 469....
...without moving
:yikes:
Norman J
10-04-2010, 19:41
That always confused me. My first response to that when I saw the comic months ago was to check if Randall was in FIRST :P
I think this puts it to rest.
http://xkcd.com/689/
EricVanWyk
11-04-2010, 00:49
Andy Baker does not put his pants on one leg at a time. Andy Baker's pants put themselves on, both legs at once.
Andy Baker burns approximately 3,000 calories an hour when CADing.
Andy Baker's version of CADding: He thinks of a cool design, and the computer is so scared that the drawings and machine code come flying out. CNCs everywhere tremble, then get to work. No "Export to Reality" button needed; whatever he just CADded shows up right in front of him, ready to run.
Tom Bottiglieri
20-04-2010, 12:57
One time, Andy Baker beat out news about iPhones and gPhones and jPhones to make the front page of Gizmodo.
http://i43.tinypic.com/30kd5r7.jpg
efoote868
20-04-2010, 13:12
Andy Baker invented the easy button.
ttldomination
21-04-2010, 08:38
Andy Baker built a redirecting robot that took the balls away from 469 and scored them in his home zone.
Vermeulen
21-04-2010, 18:47
Andy Baker went to Einstein... with an FTC team.
Chickenonastick
21-04-2010, 20:30
Andy Baker beat Chuck Norris at his own game.
Andy Baker is the Green Ranger.
kjolana1124
28-04-2010, 00:04
Andy Baker invented the easy button.
The Easy Button sends a direct line to Andy Baker's cell phone
JaneYoung
02-06-2010, 16:20
When Andy Baker posts in Facebook, votes (http://www.chiefdelphi.com/forums/showpost.php?p=964956&postcount=9) count.
buildmaster5000
02-06-2010, 16:32
If Andy Baker needs to get something done, he posts it on CD and we do it, no questions asked, no matter what it is:D
This is the best thread on Chief Delphi...and in fact, it was created by Andy Baker.
This is the best thread on Chief Delphi...and in fact, it was created by Andy Baker.
Hold on. JVN is Andy Baker? My life has been a lie...or, at least, the last three years of it.
Hold on. JVN is Andy Baker?
There's a little bit of Andy Baker in all of us.
And there's a little bit of all of us in Andy Baker.
DonRotolo
05-06-2010, 21:28
Before there was Andy Baker, there was just nothingness.
synth3tk
10-06-2010, 11:56
Andy Baker teaches old dogs new tricks.
Sharks have a week dedicated to Andy Baker.
Some say that the Stig (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Stig) is merely the least awesome part of Andy Baker. [/topgear]
Billfred
14-08-2010, 09:32
When Andy Baker holds an iPhone 4 in his left hand, the signal increases.
Chris is me
14-08-2010, 13:06
Andy Baker plugged the oil spill by shifting an AndyMark transmission he installed in the well.
Vermeulen
15-08-2010, 21:40
Andy Baker can make a toughbox out of nothing but old AOL trial discs, elbow grease, and gumption.
Windows 7 was Andy Baker's idea
I hate to ruin this thread, so I'll throw one in after I ask my question...
Who IS this Andy Baker? I get that he's kinda like the Chuck Norris of FIRST (at least, judging by this thread), but who exactly is he?
Andy Baker has a 2010 shirt from every team... Even the teams that don't exist anymore. They made him one.
(Okay, yeah. That sucked. Sorry)
JaneYoung
18-09-2010, 20:31
I hate to ruin this thread, so I'll throw one in after I ask my question...
Who IS this Andy Baker? I get that he's kinda like the Chuck Norris of FIRST (at least, judging by this thread), but who exactly is he?
Andy Baker has a 2010 shirt from every team... Even the teams that don't exist anymore. They made him one.
(Okay, yeah. That sucked. Sorry)
This (http://www.chiefdelphi.com/forums/wfa.php?action=honoreedetail&id=4) is a part of who Andy Baker was and is. There is more. He is the Andy in AndyMark (http://www.andymark.biz/aboutandymark.html). He is also a very nice man and warm human being who has inspired many many people, including but not limited to - students, mentors, engineers, and friends.
(I'd like to take a moment to say how sad I think it is that the WFA/WFFA sections of CD have fallen into near ruin. It does not speak well of us as members and mods.)
Jane
Thanks, Jane, for the link and thanks, KeatonM for the question, I have been wondering for a while. Sounds like he is a great example of what FIRST is.
When Andy Baker's kids grow up we may need 3 of these threads.
Josh Fox
18-09-2010, 22:18
Keaton, if you ever have any questions, CD is definitely the place to ask them. :)
Also, to anyone else, I highly recommend reading through the Woodie Flowers Honoree pages here. They're full of truly inspiring stuff.
Andy Baker makes events better by not even being there.
Andy Baker knows the 2011 game--and the manual password.
He developed them back in 2000, but left the GDC to put out hints that mere mortals could figure out.
buildmaster5000
24-01-2011, 20:29
Andy Baker has many sets of game pieces, but he chooses not share them becasue he is testing his robot to make sure it can handle them all...at the same time.
Andy Baker controls the game timer. His minibot is always the first to deploy
Andy Baker inspected my team's robot once. It got significantly better after it passed. (True story: Washington DC Regional 2009)
Andy Baker's robot is teleoperated by an autonomous robot.
thefro526
25-01-2011, 15:12
I once had the pleasure of speaking with Andy Baker - He is one of the nicest, most down to earth people I have ever met in my entire life.
Chris is me
25-01-2011, 15:14
Andy Baker's minibot starts at the top of the pole.
Andy Baker's minibot starts at the top of the pole.
No it doesn't.
It starts at the top of all 4 poles. How, you ask? Simple, really. It's Andy Baker's minibot.
Andy Baker's robot has the following capabilities:
1) steal all 6 ubertubes in automode and place them all across the top row.
2) Grab all the logo pieces from his alliance's feeders and score them, top, bottom, middle.
3) Repeat for opponent's logo pieces, middle, top, bottom (gotta get seeding points somehow, you know)
4) Blocks opposing robots at their towers until the endgame.
5) Deploys minibot to the top of the pole at the precise instant that deployment can begin. It then travels partner, opponent, opponent, own pole before the opponent's minibots even think about moving.
Oh, and for the record: The mecanum/omni/nona/6WD drop-omni combination drive has yet to be equaled by anybody. It's also a swerve drive.
Please note: this robot has yet to enter teleoperated period. Andy Baker's gotten lots of coopertition points without his partners or opponents even carrying a minibot.
Bob Steele
25-01-2011, 19:04
Andy doesn't need to climb the poles in LOGOMOTION.
He has his own mountain out here in the state of Washington.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mount_Baker
He has his minibots climbing it right now....
in under 3 seconds....
Clayton Yocom
01-02-2011, 20:44
in under 3 seconds....
Make that two!
At one regional Andy Baker had his own student assistant, after that we stopped the practice, because we realized there can only be one Clark Kent.
EricVanWyk
01-02-2011, 20:51
Andy Baker upgraded his refrigerator to use a pair of CIMs. When he left the door open, the result was a storm that spanned over 2500 miles.
Mike Wittman
02-02-2011, 14:06
Chuck Norris wears Jack Bauer PJs, Jack Bauer wears Andy Baker PJs.
Andy Baker's robot Operator Interface has only one button, the WIN button.
(Inspired by this thread on needing more inputs for a driver station) (http://www.chiefdelphi.com/forums/showthread.php?p=1014451)
Peyton Yeung
01-03-2011, 23:30
Ninja-noun referring to a super awesome person that you never see because they have gone invisible to get a job done....aka Andy Baker
Billfred
22-04-2011, 22:00
When Andy Baker starts a rookie team (http://tigerengineering.wordpress.com/2011/04/11/start-of-a-new-team/), it's actually a veteran team with a really, really high number.
Norman J
23-04-2011, 17:52
Andy Baker has a six-tube autonomous that does not incur penalties.
On occasion, Andy Baker has been known to dress up as a robot. Did anyone ever see Simcoe's robot and Andy Baker in the same room at IRI last year? I didn't think so.
EricVanWyk
18-05-2011, 18:25
Seeing Andy Baker and another person at the same time is not sufficient proof that that other person is not in fact Andy Baker in costume.
Seeing Andy Baker and another person at the same time is not sufficient proof that that other person is not in fact Andy Baker in costume.
The only real Andy Baker dresses in a nun's habit. All others are impostors.
EricVanWyk
18-05-2011, 18:42
The Nobel Peace Prize is awarded each year to the person who can do the best impression of Andy Baker.
DonRotolo
25-05-2011, 20:56
Andy Baker owns the copyright to the words "Gracious" and "Professional".
Ninja_Bait
26-05-2011, 06:39
Andy Baker's tautological powers are tautological powers. They're also Andy Baker's.
Andy Baker is Andy Baker.
Andy Baker's tautological powers are tautological powers. They're also Andy Baker's.
Andy Baker is Andy Baker.
If Andy Baker was somebody else, then that person would be Andy Baker.
Billfred
14-07-2011, 21:49
The only thing that can slow down Andy Baker is an extra stage of gear reduction.
Andy Baker is re-entrant.
Andrew Lawrence
15-07-2011, 11:29
Andy Baker has won the championships by himself by covering himself in aluminum foil and going against every robot in the competition.
Andy Baker's minibot makes the speed of light wish that it was faster.
Andy Baker doesnt need a minibot to win a game.
Andy Baker has never missed a Logomotion human player throw to the top rack. 9001/9001 to be exact.
Billfred
07-08-2011, 19:23
FIRST already was loud. Andy Baker's presence just provides exceptionally strong hearing protection that will.i.am had to overcome.
Andrew Lawrence
05-01-2012, 00:22
Andy Baker has the 2012 game hints. All 45 of them.
Grim Tuesday
05-01-2012, 00:54
Andy Baker has the 2012 game hints. All 45 of them.
Andy Baker already knows the game.
http://weknowmemes.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/true-story-neil-patrick-harris.png
Originally, the GDC had intended for the human players to be able to throw the basketballs over the alliance wall the entire time. Andy Baker then showed them why the HPs should be restricted to the final :30.
Eight nets were scorched beyond repair.
Ankit S.
05-03-2012, 03:34
Andy Baker has balanced all six robots on one bridge... at the same time.
Andrew Lawrence
05-03-2012, 09:05
Andy Baker can balance form the side of the bridge.....legally
Andy Baker is the game piece for 2013, but only his can use him.
When people say that Chuck Norris has another fist underneath his beard I scream NO! I say Andy Baker is underneath that beard.
Andrew Lawrence
13-03-2012, 20:31
When people say that Chuck Norris has another fist underneath his beard I scream NO! I say Andy Baker is underneath that beard.
I thought Chuck Norris was under Andy Baker's beard?
/disclaimer/ for those who don't think Andy has a beard, it isn't visible to mortals /disclaimer/
nitneylion452
15-03-2012, 15:45
Who's Andy Baker?
*Gets smitten by his almighty wrath*
Who's Andy Baker?
*Gets smitten by his almighty wrath*
Andy Baker is:
--A former mentor of the TechnoKats (FRC45)
--He left because he was starting a rookie team at his daughter's high school (I want to say FRC3940).
Andy Baker is also the Andy in AndyMark, and it's not secret why it's not called MarkAndy (Mark Koors V2 has omniwheels!). (Jokes from earlier in this thread.)
Oh, and a WFA recipient, and rumored to be part of the band Dean Simmons and the Kamen Brothers.
And yes, he can still build a robot to score all 18 balls into the top goal autonomously and then cycle through retrieval and shooting of all of them until putting a double balance on all three bridges (in eliminations, that's a triple balance on his own and a force field to block the other bridge). In fact, he finished it in Week 1. He just hasn't deployed it in competition.
efoote868
15-03-2012, 21:04
Andy Baker is:
--A former mentor of the TechnoKats (FRC45)
--He left because he was starting a rookie team at his daughter's high school (I want to say FRC3940).
Andy Baker doesn't start "rookie" teams.
(Seriously, just watched his team balance today in practice. They look like they have about 8 years experience or more.)
nitneylion452
15-03-2012, 23:33
Andy Baker is:
--A former mentor of the TechnoKats (FRC45)
--He left because he was starting a rookie team at his daughter's high school (I want to say FRC3940).
Andy Baker is also the Andy in AndyMark, and it's not secret why it's not called MarkAndy (Mark Koors V2 has omniwheels!). (Jokes from earlier in this thread.)
Oh, and a WFA recipient, and rumored to be part of the band Dean Simmons and the Kamen Brothers.
And yes, he can still build a robot to score all 18 balls into the top goal autonomously and then cycle through retrieval and shooting of all of them until putting a double balance on all three bridges (in eliminations, that's a triple balance on his own and a force field to block the other bridge). In fact, he finished it in Week 1. He just hasn't deployed it in competition.
I was only kidding. I do know who Andy Baker is, but I didn't know all of this!:yikes:
Grim Tuesday
19-03-2012, 19:53
Funny story: We were having trouble with our motors (RS550's) in a Double Doozy, so in the middle of the Fingerlakes Regional, we called Andymark. Who picked up? None other than the legendary Andy Baker. He gave us some advice which we are now implementing for DC. What a guy!
Andrew Lawrence
19-03-2012, 20:08
Andy Baker beats his opponents 130-0. In autonomous.
chau8238
20-03-2012, 17:58
and rumored to be part of the band Dean Simmons and the Kamen Brothers.
Rumored???
Oh yea, Andy Baker personally pulled Delphi out of bankruptcy. :p
I'm a Technokat 45 alumni and own a Dean Simmons & Kamen Brothers t-shirt.
Barry Bonzack
03-04-2012, 19:10
Andy Baker will someday tell his grandkids that he was a young lad he designed a way to walk to school downhill both ways.
Ninja_Bait
04-04-2012, 15:44
Andy Baker will someday tell his grandkids that he was a young lad he designed a way to walk to school downhill both ways.
Actually, he walked omnidirectionally without loss of speed or torque, with an intuitive control system, and without additional complexity.
Gary Dillard
10-04-2012, 15:52
Andy Baker has a rookie team going to the Champs, and a supplier booth to worry about, and a talent show to help run on Saturday night, and he still signed up to be an inspector.
<Sigh> I bow to his perrenial awesomeness.
Andy Baker is the King of the Queen City.
DonRotolo
10-04-2012, 21:48
Andy Baker has a rookie team going to the Champs, and a supplier booth to worry about, and a talent show to help run on Saturday night, and he still signed up to be an inspector.
Hey! Maybe there's more than one of him?
efoote868
10-04-2012, 22:14
Hey! Maybe there's more than one of him?
Sounds about right... and they're all walking downhill to St. Louis and back.
Hey! Maybe there's more than one of him?
Thou art Andy Baker (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grok).
Goo goo ga joob.
Grim Tuesday
13-04-2012, 19:02
Andy Baker has a rookie team going to the Champs, and a supplier booth to worry about, and a talent show to help run on Saturday night, and he still signed up to be an inspector.
<Sigh> I bow to his perrenial awesomeness.
How awesome would it be to be inspected by him?
GaryVoshol
13-04-2012, 21:30
How awesome would it be to be inspected by him?
Be careful what you wish for - you might just get it. :D
Student: "Couldn't we just do ..."
Mentor: "Um ... You want to try to get that past Andy Baker in inspection?"
When Andy Baker inspects, Al S. steps in to shield the students from the awesome engineering aura that Andy Baker generates, not to answer any inspection questions.
A full dose of the aura is enough to turn the most diehard liberal-arts student into an engineering student, and an engineering student into a genius. (Evil genius is also possible--but the evil part doesn't come from Andy Baker.)
(Al--I can never spell your last name right...)
Everyone is afraid of Chuck Norris, except Andy Baker. This is because Chuck Norris was originally built as Andy Baker's one and only entry into the Battlebots competition. (After all the other competitors fled in terror, Andy Baker realized the possibilities for law enforcement, and donated Chuck Norris to the Texas Rangers.)
Andrew Lawrence
21-04-2012, 23:39
How awesome would it be to be inspected by him?
Andy came over and inspected our robot at SVR! :D
Andy Baker can balance 4 robots on the same bridge....in autonomous mode.
Andy Baker doesn't need to use the co-op bridge to get the #1 seed.
Chuck Norris dresses up like Andy Baker for Halloween.
Barry Bonzack
17-01-2013, 17:23
Most editors at Merriam-Webster use THIS (http://www.chiefdelphi.com/forums/showpost.php?p=1217407&postcount=6) philosophy when deciding new words and pronunciations to be added to the dictionary.
nuggetsyl
06-02-2014, 20:01
Ok Do you best Andy Baker (Chuck Norris) Facts.
When Andy Baker pokes you on facebook your PC explodes
Andy Baker's robots can hit you so hard that he can actually alter your DNA.
http://www.chiefdelphi.com/forums/showthread.php?t=45474
Andy Baker is so awesome, he gets TWO CD threads!
nuggetsyl
06-02-2014, 20:10
Andy Baker put his phone on air-plane mode and flew it.
Andy Baker built an endgame mechanism for this year, and has told the GDC to add that endgame in the next Team Update. :rolleyes:
Andy Baker's robot climbed to level 3 of the coopertition pyramid last year, in 6.39 seconds, powered by a single, frc legal servo.
efoote868
07-02-2014, 06:58
When Andy Baker decides his drive team needs a little bit more practice time and that a day off would do them some good, it snows 12 inches throughout Indiana and everyone gets a snow day. I'm referring of course to the snow storm immediately after kickoff. Because Andy Baker built a robot that could cycle for max points in 3 hours.
Andy Baker's team put ballshifters on the FLL robot.
Andy Baker can write, "someotimes dogs are brown" in an AndyMark product "Files and Documents" and download a PDF layout and STEP model.
http://www.chiefdelphi.com/forums/showthread.php?t=122190
Qbot2640
20-02-2014, 16:46
Andy Baker can write, "someotimes dogs are brown" in an AndyMark product "Files and Documents" and download a PDF layout and STEP model.
http://www.chiefdelphi.com/forums/showthread.php?t=122190
And when he does the whole FRC community believes it to be a game hint.
Nick.kremer
20-02-2014, 17:02
Andy Baker's robot throws itself over the truss....and then catches itself before hitting the ground.
JohnFogarty
23-02-2014, 16:44
Andy Baker is inspecting my team's robot at Palmetto...it is quite possible my robot might spontaneously implode on site.
I'd pay cash money for someone to make a Andy Baker version of this...
http://gaben.tv/
Briansmithtown
28-04-2014, 18:57
Andy Baker passes inspection just for being Andy Baker.
TOTCoach
06-05-2014, 10:44
Andy Baker's robot throws itself over the truss....and then catches itself before hitting the ground.
Then scores, and the score counts.
Brandon_L
10-05-2014, 03:16
Andy Baker properly refs Aerial Assist games
efoote868
10-05-2014, 05:54
Andy Baker properly refs Aerial Assist games
While building a robot for 2015 with one hand tied behind his back.
Jay O'Donnell
10-05-2014, 10:00
Andy Baker gets 3 assists by himself
Caleb Sykes
10-05-2014, 15:37
Andy Baker threw a paper airplane at championships that flew over all 4 division fields, landed on the truss of Einstein field, took off again, and then came back to him. He then proceeded to catch it, with his eyes closed, and with both hands tied behind his back.
While building a robot for 2015 with one hand tied behind his back.
That wasn't Andy Baker, then. Might have been JVN.
Andy Baker properly reffed Aerial Assault, while building a robot for 2016, releasing game hints for 2015, designing the 2017 game, and collecting parts and ideas for 2018's water game, all with one hand tied behind his back, his eyes closed, and while doing a headstand. I understand the IRI planning felt a bit left out; that's what the rest of the committee is for.
Nasa builds robot to go to space. Andy Baker looks at legos and watches them assemble and go to the sun and BACK!
thatprogrammer
13-08-2014, 17:32
Andy Baker's robot was once over the weight limit. The weight limit was then raised simply by his thoughts and desire to play.
Andy Baker's robot was once over the weight limit. The weight limit was then raised simply by his thoughts and desire to play.
That explains 2007!
Andy Baker counted to negative infinty. Twice. On his fingers. (Billfred was unable to score that UCDCC result - sorry, Kara.)
Speckles04
04-02-2015, 16:21
In America, Andy Baker is Andies Bakes. In Soviet Russia, Andy Baker Bakes Andies.
Bob Steele
04-02-2015, 16:40
Chuck Norris dresses up like Andy Baker for Halloween.
But only with Andy's permission.....
Andy Baker can legally touch the Red and Blue Carpet simultaneously.
Grey Mann
06-02-2015, 19:40
Andy Baker can make a 10-tote stack... With a recycle container on top... And 5 pieces of litter in the container... And it won't fall over...
Briansmithtown
09-11-2015, 00:51
Andy baker eats totes for breakfast.
Wayne Doenges
09-11-2015, 07:25
Andy Baker can stack a 6 tote/RC/Litter inverted.
Andy Baker can stack a 6 tote/RC/Litter inverted.
And it counts for 45 points.
If Andy Baker uses a yellow tote in a normal stack, the points double.
Andy Baker can use a gray tote for Coopertition bonuses.
Andy Baker's robot can grab 4 containers off of the step in .045 seconds. By the end of automode, it's got a Tote Stack in the Auto Zone as well as a Container Set. Sadly, the use of the Force on its partners is ruled as NOT counting for a Robot Set. In teleop, the robot takes all the totes on its half of the field and the step and stacks them 6 high, then drops all containers on top, then stuffs litter in all 6. In 39.40 seconds.
In case Andy Baker's Logomotion bot miraculously malfunctioned, his mini-bot was programmed to autonomously score three logos and deploy itself on the pole, with enough battery remaining for a 2.3 second climb.
Andy Baker went to Beijing and single-handedly got an entire robotics conference of non-English-speakers to sing happy birthday to a 13 year old from Australia.
*true story*
Andy baker can squeeze the last remaining bits of electricity out of loose wires
Andy Baker build a robot for FIRST Stronghold. It was disqualified for playing Monty Python scenes on speakers. That's when it opted to play "The Knights Who Say 'Ni!'"--and was promptly allowed to compete.
Andy Baker's OTHER robot went under the Low Bar, over the Cheval-de-Freise, through the Moat, under the Portcullis, over the Rock Wall, Ramparts, and Rough Terrain, in and out the Sally Port, and over the Drawbridge, twice each, each time with a Boulder scored in the high goal. It then Scaled the Tower. That's when the Teleoperated period started.
Richard Wallace
05-02-2016, 21:51
We have a plan to add scaling capability to our robot, using only:
* three zip ties
* one servo, and
* one special high frequency whistle.
The whistle is a new AM product that we are beta-testing. It summons Andy Baker. When he hears our call, Andy dons his cloak of invisibility, teleports to our opponent's courtyard, lifts our robot with his pinky, and levitates.
Then our robot uses the servo to attach a hook, made from three zip ties, to the climbing bar. Done. :cool:
Caleb Sykes
05-02-2016, 22:32
Whenever Andy Baker's robot comes onto the field, the opposing alliance immediately does a triple tortuga out of fear.
* one special high frequency whistle.
I don't see whistles on the list of approved pneumatic devices. Or does a member of the drive team blow it?
I don't see whistles on the list of approved pneumatic devices. Or does a member of the drive team blow it?
A whistle isn't a pneumatic device. Neither is the legal fan that is used to generate the air to blow it!
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