Andy Baker

[JVN]

Andy Baker once declined, then still picked his own alliance.

FIRST asked Andy Baker to build a placebo bot, but then refused to give him credit when it won the Midwest regional.

Andy Baker brought his gracious professionalism today.

Andy Baker once won the Team Spirit Award by himself, at a regional with the X-Cats.

[Jeff Rodriguez]

Andy Baker IS JVN.

Andy Baker makes everyones grandmother proud.

Andy Baker has already built an underwater robot for next year's game.

Andy Baker won a match in 2001 with four stretchers.

Andy Baker was 'done' a week before Beatty.

Bill Beatty has a recurring nightmare that all his qualifying matches are against three team 45's and every person in the driver station looks like Andy Baker.

[Dave Scheck]

In 2005 Andy Baker capped the center goal in autonomous....with two vision tetras, two hanging tetras, and 4 tetras off the autoloader.....in 3 seconds.

[MissInformation]

Andy Baker once built a fully working robot with one hand while simultaneously washing farrowing crates, holding piglets and re-ringing sows with the other hand.

[Aburame Shino]

Andy Baker makes Steven Hawking look like a high school dropout.

[Billfred]

Andy Baker knows what Dave Lavery saw at the Virginia Science Museum.

The caption contest scores leave off the real top score each week--Andy Baker's score is really +infinity.

Andy Baker can hold 80 poof balls and deposit them all in the center goal.

[Swan217]

Andy Baker took a week off once, the next week Delphi declared bankruptcy.

Andy Baker doesn't need CAD or CNC machines. He designs everything in his head, and makes gearboxes with only his bare hands and his teeth.

The Northeast Blackout of 2004 was caused because Andy Baker was recharging his robot army.

FIRST will not give the Technokats the Chairman's Award because they're afraid that Andy Baker's cheering will blow the dome off of the Georgia Dome.

Andy Baker can referee, announce, MC, run the scoring system, reset the field, que up teams, and coach all at the same time, but chooses not to so that others get to do something.

Andy Baker once created a perpetual motion machine, but doesn't want to run it because the resulting energy would reverse the rotation of the earth.

Andy Baker actually wrote the Beach Boys song "Kokomo" about Kokomo, Indiana, but he let them sing it instead because he liked their voices.

[JVN]

Andy Baker has never lost a FIRST match he coached. Sometimes however he chooses not to win.

FIRST used a carpet-playingfield in 1993 because Andy Baker ate the corn.

Once Andy Baker had a meeting with Bill Beatty, and the result was the 2000 FIRST Game.

"Andy Baker" used to be illegal in FIRST competition, per the exotic materials list.

If Andy Baker says "3, 2, 1, Go" every regional across the country starts a match.

Once, during a pre-match strategy discussion Andy Baker made Paul Copioli cry. Then he coached both teams to the win while Paul pouted.

You cannot buy Andy Baker from McMaster or Small Parts.

[Travis Hoffman]

Andy Baker moonlights as a record producer, and his first signed act's debut album "Karthik Fever" (http://www.chiefdelphi.com/forums/showthread.php?p=273755#post273755) reaches quadruple platinum in a single day. Somewhere in heaven, Jesus Christ applauds this miracle of miracles.

[Billfred]

Andy Baker and Paul Copioli walked into a bar. The bar exploded because it couldn't handle that much awesomeness at the same time.

From that explosion came a young JVN.

[JVN]

Andy Baker built a swerve drive that was swervier than wildstang & chief, but he declared "it doesn't have enough balls."
This was the origin of the ball-drive.

Andy Baker once arm-wrestled Raul Olivera; this caused the great Los Angeles Earthquake.

Secretly, every FIRST playingfield is made in Andy Baker's basement.

[Swan217]

Andy Baker sued FIRST last year when it became apparent that their game "Triple Play" was violating the patent of his "Pyramid" game in Cairo.

The Woodie Flowers Award was supposed to be called the Andy Baker Award, but then they realized that nobody could come close to him so they went with "Plan B," Woodie.

Andy Baker eats other people's Nacho Cheese, even though it's not his cheese.

Andy Baker will rip his USB drive out of the port without clicking 'Safely Remove Hardware.' He says that such precautions aren't manly.

Andy Baker already thought of your robot design, but he chose not to use it.

Andy Baker enters a McDonald's without shoes or sandals, and still gets service.

Inertia is a property of Andy Baker

Once, Andy Baker was partying all night with Paul Copioli and Ken Patton, and the sun came up. Andy didn't want to stop partying, so he made the sun go back down. With his mind.

Einstein developed his theory of relativity by watching Andy Baker

Gravity is the scientific term for the attractive force of Andy Baker

One time I had to write a report on "What is Gracious Professionalism?" I wrote down "Andy Baker" and got an A+.

Andy Baker doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

Andy Baker built a robotusing only a paper clip, a rubber band, and a pinecone. This robot's name is MacGyver.

Mighty Morphin Power Rangers is a documentary about Andy Baker's childhood inventions.

[Dave Scheck]

The US government wanted to buy the rights to Andy Baker's tank drive system, but backed out when the beta test ripped through the surface of the Earth and formed the Grand Canyon.

[MissInformation]

Andy Baker once saved the entire Porsche company by riding one Segway.

[meaubry]

Andy Baker used to have a Blue Ox, but gave it to Paul Bunyan to borrow and never got him back.

Andy Baker can make the green light go on whenever he wants it to by just wishing it and it does.

The first 2 letters of the alphabet were named after Andy (A) Baker (B)

[Matt Attallah]

Andy Baker doesn't do pullups - he pulls the bar down.

Andy Baker makes everything fit in every hole.

:D

[Cody Carey]

Andy Baker invented the c-section after round-house kicking his way out of the womb.

[Dan Richardson]

FIRST assumes Andy Baker wins every regional by himself, The winners actually are the ones who come second to Andy.

Andy is infact not short for andrew, its short for awesome....i dont know how, but it is.

One time in 1990 Andy Baker Round house kicked Dean Kamen in the face, and out popped FIRST.

Andy Baker doesn't need to design his bot he just yells at the kit of parts and they assemble in fear.

Andy baker doesn't have to AIM High, infact he AIM's low

[Conor Ryan]

Andy Baker can make hex gears using a hand drill (http://www.neaca.com/images/Win_hand_drill_1_.JPG)
Andy Baker once challenged Chuck Norris to a design challenge, Chuck invented the wheel, however Andy won because he invented the omni-wheel.
Andy Baker came up with the idea of a water game, but its too awesome for the GDC to handle
Andy Baker already won the water game
Andy Baker actually is a paid gracious, yes he is a professional gracious.
Andy Baker can bear hug Big Mike and Paul Copioli at the same time
Andy Baker doesn't complain that we don't have enough time to build a robot, he speeds up time so he has more of a challenge.
When people put Andy Baker in a caption contest they withdraw their entries in fear of Andy's wrath

[Kyle Love]

Andy Baker runs like his daughter.
Andy Baker wishes he was Chuck Norris.
Andy Baker can't sing.
Andy Baker is a great dad.
Andy Baker rocks the mic, sometimes a little too hard.
Andy Baker is a great mentor.
Andy Baker is setting up for Boilermaker Regional as we type.

[Heretic121]

ok this needs to be shut down... AB will become the next CN... and we all know what happened w/ CN =X

[Jeff Rodriguez]

Andy Baker stole the cookies from the cookie jar.

Andy Baker cancelled 'Walker, Texas Ranger".

The Rock smells what Andy Baker is cookin'.

[GaryVoshol]

Andy Baker can hold 80 poof balls in his mouth and deposit them all in the center goal.FYP. Ewwwww! :yikes:

[Dan Richardson]

In 2003 Stack Attack the original name of the game was " Andy Attacks " they changed it out of fear of his wrath and gave him the Woodie Flowers award instead.

[artdutra04]

Andy Baker can score when the green light is off and still get the points.

FIRST does not inspire people. Andy Baker inspires people.

The chief export of Andy Baker is shifting transmissions.

Andy Baker does not need joysticks. He just looks at the robot and it wins the match out of shear terror.

Andy Baker scores ten balls in the center goal during autonomous. From each of the six robots. In under three seconds.

[Adam Richards]

There is no such thing as an uninspired person in FIRST. There are only people who haven't yet met Andy Baker.

[Billfred]

Andy Baker is the reason that FIRST raised the bar.

[Jay Trzaskos]

Andy Baker doesn't sleep, he designs robots on the insides of his eyelids.

When Andy Baker walks into a regional, not only do contestants stare in awe, but Paul Copioli, JVN, and Bill Beatty actually get down on their knees and pray.

[Dan Petrovic]

Andy Baker lives outside of the box. So it's pretty much impossible to not think outside of the box.

[Eugenia Gabrielov]

Every web-cast is merely a memory from Andy Baker's brain.

[Nick Bailey]

Andy Baker invented Mark Koors and now has an army of them in is garage. (Mark Koors v2 has omni-wheels!)

[Clark Gilbert]

Andy Baker doesn't design and build transmissions, they put themselves together in the presence of his engineering aura.

[Taylor]

It's no secret why it's not called MarkAndy.biz.

Andy Baker is the only survivor of the trio that included the Butcher and the Candlestick Maker.

The earth does not rotate; the sun merely has to go down once a day simply because it cannot compete with the brightness of Andy Baker.

Andy Baker once was offered the title "Chief Delphi" but would not take the demotion.

Delphi offers its employees AndyMark stock.

If Andy Baker lived in Rochester instead of Kokomo, the nationwide engineering curriculum would be known as ABLTW.

www.chiefdelphi.com evolved around the AndyMark.biz banner.

The reason that regionals are Thursday-Friday-Saturday is because on the seventh day, Andy Baker rests.

Andy Baker once tried golfing, but his first tee shot still hasn't come down yet.
In an unrelated story, NASA is wondering why their Mars rover spontaneously exploded.

Al Gore stole the Internet from Andy Baker.

In his spare time, Andy Baker knits sweaters. And by knits, I mean builds, and by sweaters, I mean robots.

Andy Baker can levitate birds, but nobody seems to notice.

[Adam Y.]

Time waits for no man unless that man is Andy Baker.
Dean Kamen bowed to Andy's prowess after Andy improved upon the Segway by removing a wheel.
Andy Baker's breakfast of choice is Kellog's Nuts and Bolts.

[Jay Trzaskos]

Chuck Norris fears no man except Andy Baker.

[Andy Grady]

Andy Baker is so awsome, that his presence alone at the competition caused the scoring system to crash....multiple times...at all 8 regionals.

[xzvrw2]

The reason you have never seen Andy Baker and Steve Austin (the six million dollar man) in the same room is because they are the same guy.

Andy Bakers is the actual father of Luke Skywalker.

Andy Baker is the only Jedi that is on both sides of the force.

Andy Baker is the actual American Idol.

Andy Baker is also the Canadian Idol.

All the girls with their boyfriend was like Andy Baker. (you know the pussycat dolls song dont cha)

thats all for now kids haha

[Jeff Rodriguez]

Andy Baker blew the Big Bad Wolf's house down.

[Clark Gilbert]

Andy Baker rocked so hard as "Ozzy Kamen" once that he killed a man!

http://img152.imageshack.us/img152/5603/28zw1.jpg

[Koko Ed]

http://www.chiefdelphi.com/media/img/d72/d7279cdea73a70e3fdab8e795fc6d738_m.jpg
Andy Baker made a boom boom in his pants and no one was brave enough to acknowledge that he did it.

Oh and Andy Baker's pigs do fly.

[petek]

Andy Baker is the reason that FIRST raised the bar.
Andy Baker is the bar
He is the bar we measure ourselves against
The un-reachable bar from which we get inspiration to keep reaching

Andy Baker is the impossible we try to do.

[Ricky Q.]

Today at the Boilermaker Regional set-up, Andy Baker made a shot into the 3 point goal from the end of the building, on a unicycle facing away from the goal blindfolded with his hands tied behind his back. He used a bicycle kick on the ball.

[Clark Gilbert]

A man named Jason Morella was once brave enough to challenge the great Andy Baker.....he lost...

http://img224.imageshack.us/img224/4958/sumoset1fo.jpg

[Ian Curtis]

Today at the Boilermaker Regional set-up, Andy Baker made a shot into the 3 point goal from the end of the building, on a unicycle facing away from the goal blindfolded with his hands tied behind his back. He used a bicycle kick on the ball.

And I was impressed when I heard that in 2003 he hit the bins in .45 seconds!

[sanddrag]

A man named Jason Morella was once brave enough to challenge the great Andy Baker.....he lost...

http://img224.imageshack.us/img224/4958/sumoset1fo.jpgIs that from the 2002 Los Angeles regional. If so, and if you could spin the camera 180 degrees on the horizontal plane, you would probably see me. :)

[Karthik]

Andy Baker once balanced the bridge, built a stack of 8 bins, hung from the bar, capped the center goal, got on the puck, scored in the trough all pulled all three goals into the zone. He then made a sandwich. It was tasty. Very tasty.

[Mike Schroeder]

Paul Copioil wears Andy Baker Pajamas to bed

[George1902]

Andy Baker went on Survivor and built a robot out of coconuts and palm fronds.

Andy Baker could have gotten Gilligan off the island.

Andy Baker introduced Pythagoras to the triangle.

Andy Baker only needs one number right to win the lottery.

Andy Baker taught Doyle Brunson how to play Texas Hold'em.

Hoyle checks with Andy Baker before making the rules.

The game Monopoly was created so people can feel more like Andy Baker.

Bill Gates lives in constant fear that Andy Baker will buy him out of Microsoft.

Andy Baker can drive in the carpool lane all by himself.

True story of how the Segway was invented: Dean Kamen was cleaning up after Andy Baker's lunch (we all wish we could, but it's a prestigious job), and saw some doodles on Andy's napkin.

[Ken Leung]

Andy Baker once balanced the bridge, built a stack of 8 bins, hung from the bar, capped the center goal, got on the puck, scored in the trough all pulled all three goals into the zone. He then made a sandwich. It was tasty. Very tasty.

That was week one of that year during practice on Thursday. This is Championship of the same year during the last match of finals on Saturday.

After winning every match for the last five weeks of regionals, Andy Baker played his last official match in the Championship finals, balanced both goals off the bridge under a minute, built 2 stacks of 8 bins and dominated the top of the ramp with his wings (these are real* wings, mind you), hung from the center bar and and capped the enemy goal with the big ball in autonomous, capped all 9 tetras in autonomous, lift the puck 45 degrees off the ground and 8 floppies 8 ft into the air, scored 4 black balls from one side of the trough to the other hanging from the center bar, and pushed 3 goals full of soccer balls while simultaneously touching either end of the end zones.

He then wrote a song for his daughters. They were happy. Very happy.

[Brian Lesser]

Andy Baker built a robot that can build robots.

Andy Baker is the only other person that holds the secrets to the mighty Roundhouse kick.

[Mike Schroeder]

Andy Baker's Roundhouse kick makes Chuck Norris' look like a Roundtent kick

[JackN]

Andy Baker is more dominant than team 71's robot in 2001.

Oscar Meyer Wieners wish they were Andy Baker.

[Al Skierkiewicz]

Andy Baker is Paul Bunyan but the marketing department knew that stories about big kid who wrestles a purple pig for fun wouldn't sell.

[Billfred]

Andy Baker masqueraded as Richard Hatch in the first season of Survivor. He used the disguise because he wanted to give the other castaways a sporting chance.

[Dillon Compton]

Andy Baker once shed a single tear in pity for all of the alliances his team was up against; that tear became Chuck Norris.

[Taylor]

Andy Baker knows what's in the Secret Sauce.

[Chris Fultz]

Andy Baker likes Green Eggs and Ham

Andy Baker is the Hat on the Cat

Andy Baker is the Pop we all want to Hop on

Andy Baker is the 1 and the 2 and the red and the blue Fish

Andy Baker solved the Bitter Butter Battle

Andy Baker.

Enough Said.

[Matt Attallah]

Andy Baker could beat up Bill Brasky

ROTFL!!! :D (If you don't know who Bill Brasky is, google.com it ;))

[JVN]

Andy Baker made Dave Lavery miss Mars.

One time at band camp, Andy Baker built a robot.

Andy Baker has a hemi, is built ford tough, like a rock.

[Chris Fultz]

New Mottos -

The few, the proud, the Andy Baker

Cross into the Andy Baker

An Army of Andy Baker

:)

[Cody Carey]

Andy Baker's tears can cure cancer...

It's a $@#$@#$@#$@# shame that he never cries.

[Eugenia Gabrielov]

Andy Baker is the force.

[The Lucas]

Andy Baker thought up an acronym beginning with M.W. for Mid-West FIRST (http://www.chiefdelphi.com/forums/showthread.php?t=45550) that was so great, his M.W. fraction immediately conquered the N.E.R.Ds, the M.A.V.E.R.I.C.Ks and the rest of the unorganized FIRST World.

[Heretic121]

When the Midwest Starts a community it will be called Andy Baker... no matter what the Abreviation is...

[dubious elise]

Andy Baker saw the scoreboard.
Andy Baker saw the referee.
Andy Baker saw the losing team.
Andy Baker was the winning team.

Dog is man's best friend. God is Andy Baker's best friend.

[Taylor]

Andy Baker's tears can cure cancer...

It's a $@#$@#$@#$@# shame that he never cries.

...Until Mark Koors won the regional Woodie Flowers award. Congratulations to you both, and the entire 45 team on the well-deserved Chairman's Award. Good luck in Toronto and Atlanta, and we'll see you at the IRI.

[JulieB]

Never meet Andy Baker to bad he is a part of every FIRST’er why because he is Andy Baker.

[Mike Schroeder]

Like Captain Planet, when Paul Copioli, JVN, Dr Joe, Lavery and David Kelso let their powers combine, the result is Andy Baker

(my original intention were that the 5 of them were the power rangers, but then i thought of Copioli as the Pink Ranger and laughed... a lof)

[pathew100]

Andy Baker and Paul Copioli walked into a bar. The bar exploded because it couldn't handle that much awesomeness at the same time.

From that explosion came a young JVN.

This event actually occurred in the Miller Time Bar at the Hilton in Milwaukee this year. I witnessed it. I will never be the same again.

BTW - Andy, Thanks for saying Hi to me that night and congratulating our team. You made the other mentors on our team jealous. :D

[mechanicalbrain]

Andy Baker once gave me a good rep. When computer saw this it couldn't take it and crashed. I had to wipe the memory before it would turn on agian. True story. :D

[lukevanoort]

Andy baker is more powerful than Test Shot Baker (http://www.metacafe.com/watch/34566/imax_underwater_nuclear_test/)

(Website has some inappropriate material)

[thatphotochick]

Andy Baker can do the Cha Cha Cha Slide, the Macarena, the YMCA, and the Cotton Eye Joe dance and sing "It's The End Of The World As We Know It" getting every word and note correct..all at once...while making a robot that can do all of them as well

Andy Baker can dump 30 balls into a corner goal, while making 30 balls in the center goal, and defend the ramp all at once

[Koko Ed]

I so want an Andy Baker t-shirt (C'mon Andy you gotta hook me up man!)

[AndyB]

I so want an Andy Baker t-shirt (C'mon Andy you gotta hook me up man!)

I'm pretty sure FIRST was called SECOND before Andy Baker came along.

Also, check my sig.

[VEN]

Andy gave MY dad a shirt which I wore to school today :D

[David Sherman]

The big bang was due to Andy Baker hitting his alarm clock.

Rome wasn't built in a day, but Andy Baker built the rest of the world in an hour.

Everytime Andy Baker is hit in the head and loses a brain cell, 25 geniuses are born.

Why is the sky blue? Because Andy Baker says so.

Andy Baker can divide by zero.

When Andy Baker washes his hands, it rains everywhere in the world.

If you go up to Andy Baker, before you say a word, he already told you the answer and everything else.

Andy Baker's robots are so awesome he must make them invisible otherwise everyone's head would explode.

[RoboMom]

Andy sent me this message last year: "you go, Jenny."
I'm still waiting for him to say it's ok to stop.

[JVN]

Dean's denim, Woodie's Ponytail, and Lavery's Hawaiian shirts all result from lost bets with Andy Baker; Lavery's hair however, remains inexplicable.

[RoboMom]

Andy sent me this message last year: "you go, Jenny."
I'm still waiting for him to say it's ok to stop.

:eek: 04-06-2006 11:44 AM Andy Baker It's not. Keep going

But Andy, I'm soooooo tired.....

[Danielle H]

Huh... Andy Baker seems pretty cool to me, judging from his many admirers on CD.

[KenWittlief]

Andy Baker can hurl tennis rackets at small moving objects with deadly accuracy.

Andy Baker has been caller number nine.

[Tim Baird]

In 2001, Andy Baker convinced the Team 190 college mentors to drive all the way to Kokomo, IN just to stay at the KokoMotel.

[Danielle H]

In 2001, Andy Baker convinced the Team 190 college mentors to drive all the way to Kokomo, IN just to stay at the KokoMotel.

Hah... I'm sure Andy Baker was pleased when you came? If you came...

[JVN]

Andy Baker once joined 229 for one day, and after that day they built competitive robots.


True story. ;)

[Travis Hoffman]

Andy Baker came to the Greater Toronto Regional without a passport, and his awesomeness convinced George Bush to eliminate the stupid requirement for everyone crossing the border to have a passport or special ID card by mid-2007, thus saving GTR and Waterloo from losing mass quantities of American team registrations.

[Rick TYler]

Andy Baker can hurl tennis rackets at small moving objects with deadly accuracy.

Andy Baker has been caller number nine.

Andy Baker is Number Six. There is no Number One.

(Number nine is right out.)

[Donut]

NASA has the Mars Rover on a lease from Andy Baker.

Andy Baker actually created the first robot, but gave the credit away to prevent traffic jams from FIRST students lining up outside his house for autographs everyday.

The GDC originally planned on having all FIRST teams combine to build a robot to play against Andy Baker's for the 2006 game, but instead made Aim High when they realised there were only 1133 teams in FIRST.

[dlavery]

All lightning bolts used to be perfectly straight until Andy Baker grabbed one from the sky and crumpled it up, and then told all the others to behave the same way or he would destroy them too.

[Elgin Clock]

Andy Baker was the sole person ("The Baker") in the original version of the poem "Rub A Dub Dub", and he wasn't in a Tub, but a really cool floating robot, but to the dismay of Baker himself, the poem was rewritten to include a Butcher, and a Candlestick maker, and the Floating Robot was replaced with a very archaic Tub. This was done because the author said "Robots can't float..." To which Baker said, "Yes they do, and I'll prove it, just put me on Survivor and I'll make a floating robot out of coconuts and float right off the island.
This was never to be the case, as Andy was not chosen to be on Survivor.. :(

Andy Baker was so mad at not being able to prove the author wrong by build his floating robot out of coconuts on Survivor Island, that he invented Poof Balls by pressing all the unused erasers from the used pencils he used to make designs of coconut robots together to make one giant ball!!
Thus we have a new game object for 2006.

Wow.. can you tell I'm bored today?

[Lil' Lavery]

Andy Baker had to create his alter-ego, Ozzy Kamen to prevent everyone from exploding with jealousy when they heard him sign. Additionally, Ozzy Kamen is not named after Ozzy Osbourne, in fact it is the other way around.

Clark Kent only pretends to be Superman, but in fact Superman is Andy Baker.

Andy Baker has never missed a Jeopardy question.

The only reason Survivor didn't accept Andy Baker is they wanted it to be a fair contest.

Andy Baker doesn't build robots, robots build themselves because he is nearby.

[Noah Kleinberg]

There are actually 5 divisions at the championships; no team has ever been brave enough to show up after being put into the Baker division.

[John Gutmann]

Andy Baker owns beatty (2002).

[Billfred]

Andy Baker proclaimed shortly before the 2006 Championship, "Let there be light!"

And just like that, the black tarps were off of the Georgia Dome ceiling.

[Victor Jones]

Andy Baker is my cousin. He sure seems popular on this site.

[Rohith Surampudi]

Andy Baker is my cousin. He sure seems popular on this site.

...you have no idea :p

Andy Baker built a flying robot for the 2005 game, but in the spirit of keeping the games fair he decided not to use it

[Astronouth7303]

To make it look like a team, Andy let Mark be in the name AndyMark. In reality, Andy Baker does everything, including assembling all the products by hand.

[Schnabel]

To make it look like a team, Andy let Mark be in the name AndyMark. In reality, Andy Baker does everything, including assembling all the products by hand.

Can't say I agree with that! I have seen Mark's wife even working with AndyMark.

[Dan Richardson]

FIRST in attempt to make the competition "fair" is changing their name to SECOND, because it is decidely impossible to come in first in a competition that Andy Baker even thinks about competing in.

[Barry Bonzack]

Space only exists because it can't handle the awesomeness of being on the same planet as Andy Baker.

Andy Baker built a robot so fast that it could drive around the world and hit its own back bumper.

[George1902]

Andy Baker built a robot so fast that it could drive around the world and hit its own back bumper.It was particularly awkward in 2005 when this robot got a 30-point interference penalty for hitting itself in the loading zone.

[Dan Petrovic]

Andy Baker could put Humpty Dumpty back together again.

[Billfred]

One that I found the other day and had to steal:

Andy Baker is bringing sexy back. And he's doing it without a receipt.

[Barry Bonzack]

I heard Andy Baker got his head stuck in the Woodie Flowers Award.

[SamC]

Andy Baker has his own database jut to accommodate his reputation points.

[Freddy Schurr]

Andy Baker is my role model.

[David Kelly]

Andy Baker is my boss.

[efoote868]

For the first game, Andy Baker gave out the clue. It was too hard, and 1000x more cryptic than the worst crossword puzzle. Too many high-school students went insane that year. Thats why FIRST had to settle with Dave Lavery to give out the clues.

[Michelle Celio]

For the first game, Andy Baker gave out the clue. It was too hard, and 1000x more cryptic than the worst crossword puzzle. Too many high-school students went insane that year. Thats why FIRST had to settle with Dave Lavery to give out the clues.

I came up with a similar one a little while ago:

Every time Andy Baker gets negative rep, FIRST sends out a clue people can actually understand.

[Andrew Blair]

Andy Bakers favorite pastime is tearing tags off of mattresses. In the store.

[efoote868]

Every time Andy Baker gives out a negative rep, the CD user, a FIRST team, all of its sponsors, and all of the CD user's friends get sucked into a black hole, and are instantly vaporized.

On a similar note, the reason why the USSR 'lost' the Cold War is because the U.S. didn't have to make any of its own atomic weapons... they just knew they could call on Andy Baker to give out negative reps.

[SamC]

I wonder what it is like to get a negative rep. point from Andy Baker??? (do get like full red? :ahh: )

Andy Baker is/was the first man to walk on the moon... Without a space suit!

[Schnabel]

Andy Baker comes from Baker, just ask his girls.:D

[JaneYoung]

When asked where he gets his ideas, Andy Baker says, 'the wheels just start turning.'

[Mike Schroeder]

They asked Andy Baker to Host The Rockin New Years Eve instead of Dick Clark... but it was so Rockin, TV Sets around the world exploded... so they settled for Dick Clark

[Billfred]

When asked where he gets his ideas, Andy Baker says, 'the wheels just start turning.'
Radially and transversally, at that.

[Cody Carey]

Andy Baker is SO cool, that he can keep his stuffed animals on his Barbie House for playtime, AND in his bed to help him go sleepy-pie at night-night time.

:D

[joshsmithers]

I heard Andy Baker knows the last digit of pi.

[JBotAlan]

Andy Baker *is* PDFman (see sig)

[Barry Bonzack]

Andy Baker was the one that let the dogs out.

[Cody Carey]

-Andy Baker can split atoms with his bare hands.

-Andy Baker knows the momentum of an electron... AND where it is.

-Andy Baker decides if Schroedinger's cat is alive or dead.

-Andy Baker told Pluto that it was no longer a planet... and it listened.

-Andy Baker carries the fountain of youth around in a klein bottle in his back pocket.

-And Baker destroyed the Berlin Wall with common household chemicals.

-Gravity: Andy Baker's idea.

-Andy Baker tutors Stephen Hawking.

-Andy Baker challenged a photon to a race in a vacuum and won.

-Andy Baker knows more than Laplace's Demon.

-Andy Baker does his taxes in his head, and he's a secret millionaire... draw your own conclusion.

-Andy Baker was the first person to orbit the earth... in only a lab coat and safety goggles.

-Andy Baker is the only person who is allowed in the lab area without goggles. He chooses to wear them.

-While filming an educational engineering t.v. show on particle physics, Andy Baker met his antimatter self. It was a battle of wits, since Andy and Anti-Andy couldn't touch each other without annihilating themselves and most of the West Coast. Andy finally won by proving that the Universe itself is a figment of his imagination, and therefore he can do whatever he wants to it. Anti-Andy promptly vanished in a puff of logic.

[ZeetherKID77]

Andy Baker's tears can cure cancer, too bad he never cries.

If you can see Andy Baker, he can see you. But if you can't see Andy Baker, you may be seconds away from death.

If you look up "gracious professionalism" on Wikipedia it'll just show a page with a picture of Andy Baker.

[FIRST Rocks]

New Mottos -

The few, the proud, the Andy Baker

Cross into the Andy Baker

An Army of Andy Baker

:)
Andy Baker strong.
Andy Baker: accelerate your life.

[EricH]

Andy Baker is the reason for the snow in the Midwest. He sneezed.

Andy Baker can place all the tubes on the rack...in auto mode...and then lift all six robots two feet off the floor...without a running robot. (This never happens because he always has a running robot, so he never needs to use it.)

[Taylor]

Andy Baker can use colored tubes as spoilers.
Every home zone is Andy's home zone.
When introducing toroids into the field of play, Andy Baker does not cross the plane. The plane moves out of the way.
Andy Baker can score on all levels and columns of the rack.
From his home zone.
While hovering 12" off the field.
Autonomously.

[IndySam]

Andy Baker is a strategy guru.

Entire strategy discussion with Andy Baker after our first quarter final win at St. Louis

Scott "Andy what do you think we should do in the next match?"
Andy "Same thing"

[Barry Bonzack]

Space only exists because it can't handle the awesomeness of living on the same planet as Andy Baker.

Han didn't shoot first, Andy Baker did.

[artdutra04]

Andy Baker was the reason they invented rock Rack N' Roll.

[Otaku]

-Andy Baker made a FIRST game once. When the teams saw the kickoff video... Heads exploded.

-(to anybody who's seen "The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya") Haruhi isn't god. Kyon isn't god. Andy Baker is god.

-Andy Baker built a robot once. I could play all of the FIRST games, make a 12-course meal, power Los Angeles, and cure cancer. Simultaneously.

-America didn't drop a nuclear weapon on Japan in World War Two. We dropped Andy Baker.

[Dave Scheck]

Andy Baker can graciously accept :p
(http://www.chiefdelphi.com/forums/showthread.php?threadid=55992)

[Jeremiah Johnson]

Each of team 45's robots can beat Superman in a race around the universe. (Andy Baker mentored, of course)

[Travis Hoffman]

Andy Baker is the only sentient being in the entire universe that can make this (http://www.chiefdelphi.com/media/photos/27965?) look good.

[James1902]

Andy Baker has been building FIRST robots so long that he won an innovation award for the wheel!!:yikes:

[Jeremiah Johnson]

Norse Mythology has it that Andy Baker designed the first AM transmission with two rocks and a piece of bamboo... in Antarctica.

[Andy Baker]

(you are all killin' me... JVN, this "gift" may garner you some payback in Atlanta)

OK... get this...

I get to work this morning, and my wife calls me right away. She says that the toilet won't stop running water into the tank. I tell her to look inside the back lid, reach into the water, and flick the flopper stop (is that what it's called?) down.

BEFORE she even lifts the lid off the back, the toilet stops filling. I told her that she fixed it by simply calling me. Bringing the phone near the toilet forced it to fix itself.

It's a good day.

AB

[JaneYoung]

Bringing the phone near the toilet forced it to fix itself.

It's a good day.

AB

Andy Baker can fix a toilet by making a house call.

[Mike Schroeder]

(you are all killin' me... JVN, this "gift" may garner you some payback in Atlanta)

OK... get this...

I get to work this morning, and my wife calls me right away. She says that the toilet won't stop running water into the tank. I tell her to look inside the back lid, reach into the water, and flick the flopper stop (is that what it's called?) down.

BEFORE she even lifts the lid off the back, the toilet stops filling. I told her that she fixed it by simply calling me. Bringing the phone near the toilet forced it to fix itself.

It's a good day.

ABAndy Baker can fix a toilet by making a house call.
Ya know Andy when Jane says it, it really doesn't sound all that impressive

[Mike Schroeder]

In 2003 when the championships were in Houston, Walker and the other Texas Ranger didn't have to lurk behind us cause Andy Baker was there

[EricH]

(you are all killin' me... JVN, this "gift" may garner you some payback in Atlanta)Somehow, I'm wondering if JVN will even make it to Atlanta...after Andy Baker says this...I really don't know...

[Schnabel]

Somehow, I'm wondering if JVN will even make it to Atlanta...after Andy Baker says this...I really don't know...

Oh, he'll make it, Andy Baker won't miss out on a little payback.

[EricH]

Oh, he'll make it, Andy Baker won't miss out on a little payback.Exactly! (Noting Baker's other abilities from this thread, and wondering if JVN can handle being in the same area as Andy Baker, although that might depend on what "payback" is meant...)

[Astronouth7303]

Now, now! We all know that when Dean came up with GP, he was really thinking of Andy Baker. It won't be that bad.

Now, that is not to say that it won't involve Diet Coke, a clipboard, or another "lost bet".

[Barry Bonzack]

What do Captain Hook and Andy Baker have in common? Their own menu items. (http://www.chiefdelphi.com/forums/showthread.php?p=621210#post621210)

[divergentdave]

Andy Baker doesn't need jumpers to connect pins. He uses a super soaker full of mercury. From 50 paces.

[Billfred]

They saw Andy Baker rollin', yet they aren't hatin'.

(Of course, they'd be patrollin' for quite a long time to catch Andy riding dirty.)

[EricH]

Andy Baker can turn himself invisible at will. Just ask the da Vinci crew...

[65_Xero_Huskie]

Andy Baker can complete Jordan On Guitar Hero II on Expert 100% facing the opposite way while standing on his head during a tornado.

[Cooley744]

Andy Baker is a person who's initials are A.B. Yep, true stuff.:yikes:

[JaneYoung]

When Andy Baker has a birthday, the whole world lights up.
Candles shudder.

[Schnabel]

Even with all of his glory, one person still has more power then Andy could ever wish that he had!:ahh:
Mary Baker

[Taylor]

The mere mention of Andy Baker earns students a 4.0.

How many extra credit points would be awarded for a student who interviews Andy Baker?

he gets a 4.0 for the rest of his life.

in that case, hey Andy...

[Barry Bonzack]

Andy Baker can touch M.C. Hammer.

[EricH]

Time for a few for this season...

It doesn't matter what color the trackball is: If Andy Baker scores it, HE gets the points.

Andy Baker can possess and hurdle all four trackballs... simultaneously... without moving... for the entire match... autonomously.

It is true that AndyMark products put themselves together, as demonstrated in the ToughBox assembly video... the kids and employees are just to hide this fact.

Andy Baker doesn't need a RoboCoach signaling device. He IS one.

[Richard Wallace]

.... It is true that AndyMark products put themselves together, as demonstrated in the ToughBox assembly video... the kids and employees are just to hide this fact. ....AndyMark products not only put themselves together, they design themselves, find component suppliers for themselves, ship themselves, and any that break also repair themselves. All Andy has to do is think about them.

[Taylor]

Time for a few for this season...

It doesn't matter what color the trackball is: If Andy Baker scores it, HE gets the points.

Andy Baker can possess and hurdle all four trackballs... simultaneously... without moving... for the entire match... autonomously.

It is true that AndyMark products put themselves together, as demonstrated in the ToughBox assembly video... the kids and employees are just to hide this fact.

Andy Baker doesn't need a RoboCoach signaling device. He IS one.

Not only that, he doesn't even have a team this year!

[Schnabel]

Not only that, he doesn't even have a team this year!

Hold up, I take offence to this! LOL

Andy has a planet/ country named after himself. Just ask anyone that comes from Baker!

[Dan Richardson]

AndyMark products not only put themselves together, they design themselves, find component suppliers for themselves, ship themselves, and any that break also repair themselves. All Andy has to do is think about them.

Break!?? You better hope Mr. Baker doesn't still read this thread.....

[EricH]

Break!?? You better hope Mr. Baker doesn't still read this thread.....Remember, he is the definition of "Gracious Professionalism"...

Andy Baker's prototype robot for this year went at the (not slowed/stopped) speed of light...hurdling on both overpasses...with all four trackballs...and got the points for both sides. He then decided to give everyone else a chance.
(He claims it was because the IR lap counters couldn't tell when the robot was under them, and the refs couldn't see the trackballs.)

[Libby K]

Andy Baker can fit the trackball through the door.

-Mr. T (1923's advisor)

[Taylor]

Andy Baker can fit the trackball through the door.

-Mr. T (1923's advisor)

Through the door of Barbie's Dreamhouse

[JaneYoung]

Andy Baker loves watching the teams post photos of their robots this year, after a season of build and shipping, I'll just bet!

[Mr.D]

Not only that, he doesn't even have a team this year!

Oh Yeah!!!! Who is that in the pic standing next to something secretly wrapped and wearing a team shirt?:P

[dlavery]

Andy Baker is so awesome, he eclipses the moon.

(in honor of this evening's cosmic events)



.

[artdutra04]

Andy Baker even makes kilobytes larger (http://xkcd.com/394/), since we're all good customers of AndyMark.

http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/kilobyte.png

[GaryVoshol]

Andy Baker got Chrysler LLC to schedule all employees on vacation during IRI.

[Taylor]

(this may already have been used) Andy Baker puts the magic smoke back in.

Andy Baker's autonomous mode puts 1024, 1114, and 148 to shame.

[Wayne Doenges]

I love Amanda Morrison's, Baker quote from BMR.

Andy Baker counted to infinity.....Twice :rolleyes:

[JaneYoung]

When Andy Baker blows out his birthday candles, the world is covered in darkness.

[Cynette]

When Andy Baker blows out his birthday candles, the world is covered in darkness.Andy Baker doesn't actually blow out his own birthday candles, they put themselves out at exactly the right time! (and then the world is covered with darkness. ;) )

[Taylor]

When Andy Baker blows out his birthday candles, the world is covered in darkness.

When Andy Baker blows out his birthday candles, no smoke is produced. Well, certainly not the blue variety.

[Taylor]

Chuck Norris was adopted. His real last name? Baker.

[acdcfan259]

1114, 217, and 148 didn't win, that's just the closest anyone came to beating Andy Baker's robot.

[mrbob1000]

andy bakers tears cure every known illness... too bad he never crys.

[Mike Schreiber]

The tv channel ABC was originally the Andy Baker Company but they changed their name because they weren't nearly awesome enough to be associated with him.

[tim_reiher]

Andy Baker doesn't go to IRI. IRI comes to Andy Baker.

[EricH]

Andy Baker doesn't take a lap around the field with the refs. The field does a lap under him and then gets a bunch of <G22> violations. Nobody really knows why the refs do a lap.

[Dowjonesbotics]

Andy Baker bakes andy

[mrbob1000]

andy baker only wears glasses because he has basilisk eyes! if he looks at you without them you will die a horrible death.

[acdcfan259]

Contrary to popular belief, the song Kokomo was actually written by Andy Baker. The Beach Boys merely rewrote the song with a more tropical theme.

[mrbob1000]

the movie toy story is about a young andy baker. he made all his toys robotic in one way or another.

[sgreco]

Andy Baker knocks down 3 of his teams trackballs in hybrid mode.

[sgreco]

Andy Baker ate a trackball...with extra mayo and large fries.

Andy Baker puts the master in McMaster.

Andy Baker works 25 hours a day.

Andy Baker has Sprint, but actually gets reception.

Andy Baker parted the Red Sea.

Andy Baker invented the internet...twice

[Greg Needel]

Andy Baker isn't scared of thrill rides**, thrill rides are scared of Andy.








**Rides on top of the stratosphere in Vegas not included.

[Karibou]

Andy Baker IS his own alliance. He beat the other alliance singlehandedly (graciously and professionally, of course)

(I bet that this one has already been used, though...)

[Michelle Celio]

Andy Baker won The Game. (http://www.losethegame.com/)

[mwibbels]

When Andy Baker is 100 years old he will be able hear the mosquito ring tone.

[mrbob1000]

We all won the game! (http://xkcd.com/391/)

andy baker found the higgs boson... TWICE!

andy baker CAN put pre 1970 dates in his code on linux and unix (the epoc would prevent it. time in linux and unix is kept in a binary value that counts seconds from 1970. thats why in 2038 all 32 bit signed datestamps in linux/ unix formats will roll over to 1970 when 64bit versions will be uneffected. putting in a pre 1970 date would cause a negative number of seconds from 1970)

andy baker can control animals.

andy baker does not get hurt, he immediately regenerates.

[GaryVoshol]

Andy Baker would rather talk about asparagus than robots while dining out.

[Taylor]

Andy Baker can reunite long lost family members (http://www.chiefdelphi.com/forums/showpost.php?p=765554&postcount=21).

[Qbranch]

Holy cow... how did I not know this thread existed?! :ahh:

*pulls out bucket list* ...become famous and get thread about self... *puts list away*

I don't know what to say as an Andy Baker quote right now... but... he still rocks!... even if our new driver did almost hit him in the face! :ahh:

-q

[Protronie]

I wish Andy Baker was running for president !

Qbranch; I hope for your team sake Andy has forgotten that. :p

-p :cool:

[mrbob1000]

I wish Andy Baker was running for president !

Qbranch; I hope for your team sake Andy has forgotten that. :p

-p :cool:

http://www.chiefdelphi.com/media/photos/31786

we have the campaign signs!

[Karibou]

There are no steroids in baseball, there are only players Andy Baker has breathed on.

Andy Baker has already won 2009's water game.

[EricH]

Andy Baker has already won 2009's water game.And 2010's Jello game, 2011's space travel game, and 2012's nuclear game. He is reportedly working on one for the 2013 "GDC" game.

[vivek16]

Andy Baker can make Pi a rational number.

Andy Baker doesn't need to build things, he just wills them to exist.

Andy Baker can work on a robot and not have scratches all over his finger tips that fill with grease and then heal over, creating temporary lines in your skin.

Andy Baker took the SAT once, they had to change it from 1600 to 2400 points.

-Vivek

[Nica F.]

Andy Baker is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
(No reference to 1547 intended :P)

[vivek16]

Andy Baker even makes kilobytes larger (http://xkcd.com/394/), since we're all good customers of AndyMark.

http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/kilobyte.png

That always confused me. My first response to that when I saw the comic months ago was to check if Randall was in FIRST :P

Which Baker does it really refer to?

EDIT: oh, i figure it's baker's kilobyte as in bakers dozen or something...

[Qbranch]

That always confused me. My first response to that when I saw the comic months ago was to check if Randall was in FIRST :P

Which Baker does it really refer to?

EDIT: oh, i figure it's baker's kilobyte as in bakers dozen or something...

Offtopic: You have no idea how much that little picture about kilobytes gets e-mailed around our team... :yikes:

-q

[JaneYoung]

Andy Baker can turn mayhem into a mission.

[IKE]

While Andy may play by the GDC rules during the regular season, the GDC plays by Andy's rules at IRI.

[Akash Rastogi]

Andy Baker already built 6 speed AM shifters for the 2009 game.


(god i wish that was true)

[EricH]

Andy Baker already built 6 speed AM shifters for the 2009 game.


(god i wish that was true)6 speed? Weak. Andy Baker prefers CVTs in 2009. Already built. (Yeah, I wish...)

[Millory]

Andy Baker won the game.

[Taylor]

Chuck Norris does Andy Baker's laundry.

edit: Chuck Norris does Andy Baker's girls' laundry.

[Justin Montois]

Andy Baker is the only CD member who can get higher then the "Beyond Repute" reputation rating. Sometimes if you look at his green dots fast, he has twelve, and they are all bright green

[mrbob1000]

andy baker is a master of baking. he can make 100 scones in 1 hour.

andy bakers bones are so strong, even superman cant break his arm.

andy baker knows if your robot is violating the rules, its his 6th sense.

[colin340]

Andy Baker don't need no -no segway he rides a unicycle and he can hit 45mph on it too

please note he could go fast but he just likes that number the best

[colin340]

Andy Baker ones when the my teams site that day we had more hits than CD on top site

Andy Baker started and runs TBA Greg and Tom are just figure heads

[synth3tk]

Andy Baker uses the force to win games

Andy Baker controls the spotlights on CD

Andy Baker stalks people on the internet

[Karibou]

Andy Baker is like Chuck Norris--He doesn't blend (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NdD54rG9oQA)

[mrbob1000]

chuck norris learned everything he knows from andy baker.

chuck norris, mr.t, and andy baker walked into a bar, the bar exploded from the awesome.

[Dan Richardson]

Andy Baker uses the force to win games


The Force hopes that Andy Baker may be with it.

[lenny8]

Andy Baker is the reason why waldo hides.....

[EricH]

Andy Baker knows the 2009 game from the hints.

The GDC has finally started to catch up to Andy Baker's hint-giving ability. First they had to decipher one of Andy Baker's hints.

[Karibou]

The Force hopes that Andy Baker may be with it.

Andy Baker IS the force.

[GaryVoshol]

Andy Baker knows the 2009 game from the hints.Heck, Andy Baker knows the 2019 game, without any hints.

[synth3tk]

Andy Baker NEVER loses the game. NEVER.


.

[Pat Fairbank]

When Andy Baker upgraded his keyboard and mouse from USB 1.1 to 2.0, his CAD productivity went up by a factor of 40.

[NorviewsVeteran]

Heck, Andy Baker knows the 2019 game, without any hints.

Andy Baker is also resistant to any means of interrogation. Even cookies.

[synth3tk]

Andy Baker is the definition of "raw".

[mrbob1000]

Andy Baker is the definition of "raw".

andy baker was banned from all wrestling, he beat every opponent in less than a minute.

[synth3tk]

That's not George Washington's face on the $100 USD bill, it's Andy Baker's...

[mrbob1000]

That's not George Washington's face on the $100 USD bill, it's Andy Baker's...

Andy baker is also on the 3 dollar bill.

[Wayne Doenges]

Andy Baker doesn't need to go from house to house delivering presents. He has a transporter :D

[synth3tk]

Andy Baker needs no reindeer to pull his sleigh.

[JaneYoung]

Andy's Christmas humor will sleigh you!

[ATannahill]

Andy Baker's sleigh pulls 10 reindeer.

[synth3tk]

Andy Baker's efficient gift-dropping method decreases Santa's worldwide route time by 10-seconds per house.

[mrbob1000]

andy baker doesnt need a list, he just remembers.

[whlspacedude]

Andy Bakers Rookie year is 1998.
Too bad no one knows its B.C.

[Gary Dillard]

Andy Baker can dress like a nun and get away with it.

[Taylor]

Nuns have been dressing like Andy Baker for years, and we never even knew it.

[Matt Attallah]

Andy Baker brought me back from the dead...:D

[Joe_Widen]

AndyBaker dug a hole to China.

[Taylor]

AndyBaker dug a hole to China.

Andy Baker dug a hole to the moon.



...and back.

[Lil' Lavery]

Andy Baker Andy Baker'd an Andy Baker.

[Richard Wallace]

Andy Baker Andy Baker'd an Andy Baker.Is that like googling Google?

[Lil' Lavery]

Is that like googling Google?

Worse.

[Enigma's puzzle]

Andy Baker built Optimums Prime as his robot, But didn't feel like Cheeseholing so he didn't use it.

The GDC goes to the temple of Andy Baker and asks for the Game Design from the Chosen one, but then adds a couple of rules like <G14>

[JaneYoung]

Worse.

Andy Baker has created his own form of circular logic as channeled through Sean Lavery.

The universe sighs.

[tim_reiher]

Andy Baker built Optimums Prime as his robot, But didn't feel like Cheeseholing so he didn't use it.

Andy Baker built Optimus Prime, and didn't even have to swiss-cheese it to make weight.

(The bumper rules were a problem though...:rolleyes: )

[DonRotolo]

Andy Baker not only knows how to use a log-log duplex decitrig slide rule, he invented it.

[Graham Donaldson]

Andy Baker invented left-handed monkey wrenches, chain tensioners, and torque screwdrivers, and brings them along with him to competitions (because someone has to answer those pit calls)...

And he has a few flux capacitors thrown in there too.

[kirtar]

Andy Baker was pinned an entire match and still scored 8 super cells in addition to filling the oppositions trailers with moon rocks.

[NorviewsVeteran]

Andy Baker can thread a 1/2 inch hole for 1/4-20.

[Akash Rastogi]

Andy Baker beat the week 1 high score of 151 by himself...ballin'

[EricH]

Andy Baker can collect every moon rock, trade every empty cell for a super cell, and load them all into his opponents' trailers. In automode. Without a robot.

For an encore, he tips the trailers over, loads their contents into his own trailers, and puts his opponents' trailers upright, then reverses the process. He repeats this until he won't get a <G14>.

[IndySam]

Andy Baker's daughters weren't the least bit ashamed of him dressing in a nun's habit .

[kirtar]

Andy Baker had the balloons put in his office, the students doing it just didn't know.

[whlspacedude]

Andy Baker can eat Arni's Pizza w/o getting a stomach ache.

[Dan2081]

Andy Baker can eat Arni's Pizza w/o getting a stomach ache.

oMG lol