View Full Version : CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #90
Billfred
26-03-2006, 22:08
Can you believe it's been 90 of these things? (Me either.)
Here's the scores:
MissInformation 91
Gary Dillard 83
T. Hoffman 80
EddieMcD 80
Rich Wong 79
Dlavery 78
Jay Trzaskos 74
Al Skierkiewicz 66
Jay H 237 65
Icurtis 64
EricH 63
Nehalita 61
Andy Baker 59
Wayne Doenges 59
Koko Ed 56
KathieK 54
Bcahn836 47
Dorienne 007 45
Arefin Bari 40
Artdutra04 36
DCA Fan 34
Andrew Blair 33
Amanda Morrison 31
EricS-Team180 31
Goober!!! 30
Xzvrw2 26
Rich Kressly 24
Ashley Christine 24
Joe Matt 24
Alex Cormier 23
“Big Mike” 21
Zach Purser 20
Mechanicalbrain 20
Conor Ryan 20
Kyle Love 19
KenWittlief 18
1derboy 18
Tim Delles 15
Bill_Hancoc 13
JVN 12
KarenH 12
Barry Bonzack 11
Jessica Boucher 11
Richardp 11
Kjhobin 11
Dillon Compton 10
Pat McCarthy 10
Squirrelrock 10
Lukevanoort 9
Kevin Kolodziej 9
Greg Needel 9
Boiler 9
Fruity Pebbles 8
Dave Scheck 8
Tiffany34990 8
Lil' Lavery 7
DanielBCR 7
Sciencenerd 7
Brandy836 6
Dan Swando 6
Elgin Clock 6
Miketwalker 6
Ogre 6
RoboMom 6
Skimoose 6
Greencactus3 6
Sciguy125 6
InfernoX14 6
MattD1Drift 6
Adam Richards 5
GaryV1188 5
DjAlamose 5
Shyra1353 5
Wetzel 5
Killerofkiller 4
Cyberguy34000 4
Denman 4
Meaubry 4
Matt Attallah 4
Spears312 4
anna~marie 3
Beth Sweet 3
RogerR 3
Ryan Foley 3
Tytus Gerrish 3
Cody C 3
Andrew Rudolph 2
BuddyB309 2
Eria4044 2
Kyle 2
Meredith343MiM 2
Mini-D67 2
Sammy 2
Eugenia Gabrielov 2
Liz C 2
Pwilczynski 2
Rohan_DHS 2
114Klutz 1
Bemis 1
Ben Lauer 1
Budda648 1
CarpeDiem 1
Courtneyb1023 1
DanielleH 1
Dubious elise 1
Dylan 1
First degree 1
Freddy204 1
Joe_P. 1
John Wanninger 1
KyleGilbert45 1
Lisa Perez 1
Matt Krass 1
Mr. A 1
Mrblack298 1
Rees2001 1
Sakura141 1
Saru29 1
Termite233 1
Wilshire 1
And the picture, which I figure is especially appropriate since it's the week of Palmetto:
http://www.metalinmotion.com/gallery/palmetto_05/pages/P1030612.htm
(I'm probably going to get my butt kicked for this one.)
As always, the deadline is Saturday at midnight BST.
And if you're coming to Palmetto and find me, I'll take your entry there as well.
Go!
richardp
26-03-2006, 22:10
Guy in Hat: "Is this how you do the macarena?"
Girl: "No like this!"
Other Guy: *sigh* "I don't know these people"
<NOT ENTRY> I got the 1st post </NOT ENTRY>
Conor Ryan
26-03-2006, 22:13
*Tetra drops out of uncertainty*
http://www.metalinmotion.com/gallery/palmetto_05/images/P1030612.jpg
MAN IN HAT: I'm sorry your robot is out of spec and your team must be disqualified.
GIRL : LALALALALALA! I CAN'T HERE YOU!
MAN IN HAT : *sigh* Denial is not just a river that runs through Africa....
Rich Wong
26-03-2006, 22:18
Coach: "If I hold my left hand to the back of my head like this, it means “backup and head out” of the loading zone.
If I wave my right hand like this, that means you are close to the loading zone but not really touching it.
Got that?
You can’t miss me in the audience; I’ll be wearing this silly hat, fake glasses and a fake mustache.”
Jay Trzaskos
26-03-2006, 22:21
Man: Do you like my hair? I was going for the JVN effect.
Guy: You mean the receding hairline?
sorry John, I couldn't resist :p
nehalita
27-03-2006, 00:12
See? Rubbing your stomach and scratching your ear ISN'T easy to do simultaneously
volunteer in back: You aren't 1251, you're in the wrong station! Get out of here, now!
Cody Carey
27-03-2006, 00:50
"syntax error"
Oh, no! We forgot the Brylcreem!
HatMan: "Did you hear about the one-armed man that caught a fish this long?"
Alex Cormier
27-03-2006, 08:25
... put your back into it, put your back into it...
lukevanoort
27-03-2006, 09:11
Man in Hat: I feel pretty, oh so pretty, so happy...
DjAlamose
27-03-2006, 09:27
Driver Girl: "For once I'm in the spotlight! I'd like to thank the academy.... (rambles on with more thanks)"
Driver Guy: to coach "Are you thinking what i'm thinking?"
Coach: "Hold on let me pull out my sword. O wait, were not playing D&D right now..."
GaryVoshol
27-03-2006, 13:03
I knew we shouldn't have stayed at that cut-rate motel. Gonna have "friends" with us for days now.
JaneYoung
27-03-2006, 13:27
Driver guy:
Help me please, they're getting pulled into the Chicken Dance!
artdutra04
27-03-2006, 16:02
Guy in Hat: You kids these days have it so easy! Back in my day we ain't have no high falutin' Victor whats-ya-ma-callits or these new fangled oper-a-mator interfaces. We had ourselves a motor, and a battery, and we'd just stick them motor leads right dere into that battery and we'd shoot across the floor on our 'bots. And you think that there walk from dem pits in Atlanta to the Dome is bad? We had to walk barefooted, fifteen miles, uphill both ways from our pits to the field - we we liked it too!
Girl: Can't... take... much... more... of... this...
Goober!!!
27-03-2006, 16:06
HatMan:"Lets do the GOOBER!!! Dance!!!" :D :D :D
maybe if i do a dance, the tetra will just fall!
Can YOU pat your head while rubbing your tummy?
Sakura141
27-03-2006, 18:42
Tetra: Y'know, if I weren't dangling here, I'd show you how to REALLY dance! You guys need some lessons.
Guy in Hat: *tries to bat at tetra and fails* I'd hurt you if you weren't an inanimate object...
Girl: I CAN'T HEAR YOU! You're violating the tetra protection act!"
Guy in Hat: There's a Tetra Protection Act?
Girl: *twitches* YOU DIDN'T KNOW!? SAVE THE TETRA's!
Tetra: hey, keep me out of it. I just offered to teach the dude how to dance.
"nausea, heartburn, indigestion.... Yeah! Pepto-Bismol!"
Ian Curtis
27-03-2006, 19:48
Girl with ears covered: GAHHHH! Whose idea was it to have Karthik sing the national anthem?!?!
Teenage Kid: AAAHHHHHH! Shiny!!! Can't look!
Guy: I hope they remember to plug that PWM in.
[obvious not entry] Personally I'm a fan of the new Karthik look. He's on my "Must meet" list of people for Atlanta.[/obvious not entry]
Travis Hoffman
27-03-2006, 19:52
Guy in Hat: Greetings. I'm Henry Stanley. Dr. Flowers, I presume?
Girl: No, sir, I'm just a crazy dancin' machine looking to set my Metal in Motion! Now get down and get fun-ky!!!
Guy in Hat: My goodness, such strange people that inhabit this region(al)! I shall attempt to conform to the local custom in order to blend in...and not get eaten. I wonder what they did to poor Dr. Flowers.....(does Macarena).
Jay H 237
27-03-2006, 20:27
"Quit ringing that tetra bell! I'm going death!"
MissInformation
27-03-2006, 22:46
Coach: "Now, no matter how the robot does, I just want you to remember one thing."
Drivers: "What?"
Coach: "I'm too sexy for this robot, to sexy for this robot so sexy it hurts... Cos' I'm the coach and you know what I mean and I do my little turn on the..."
Drive #1: "Make it stop! For the love of mercy, make it stop... oh my ears, my ears..."
Driver #: (shaking head) Not again...
Coach: "I'm too sexy for this tetra, to sexy for this tetra..."
Wayne Doenges
27-03-2006, 23:24
Drew Carey announcer: In this weeks 'Who's Line is it Anyways' (TM) the women in the white t-shirt is throwing a party and she must guess the occupation of each of her guests.
Boy: "What's that over there?"
White t-shirt: "The boy in the black t-shirt is a professional head turner."
Girl: "OK everyone in three...two...one... twist to the left...twist to the right"
White t-shirt: "the girl is a Richard Simmons fitness fanatic."
man in Hat: "How..do..you..do..my..name..is..is..is..is.."
White t-shirt: "Man in hat is a defective robot."
Drew Carey announcer: "You are correct. Great job."
EricS-Team180
28-03-2006, 08:43
Unbeknownst to M.I.M, Dillard successfully sabatoges their stage crew with itching powder...
Announcer: It looks like 343 is getting some sort of signal from thier coach.....
Announcer2: Yeah, very Inovative way of keeping thier plans secret!
skimoose
30-03-2006, 23:24
Guess who said...
1) Wow, has this been a long season, I can't wait to put my tetras away.
2) This was a great game, but wouldn't a game that allowed robots to shoot
poof balls at the driver stations or into the crowd be much more fun?
3) Hey, is that Dave back there?
nehalita
31-03-2006, 10:13
Dude is he trying to pop his collar?
Man in hat: Sorry I'm late, my crocodile wrestling lesson with Steve Irwin went long.
Girl: I don't wanna hear it!
Driver: Can we just start the match now?
Meredith> "Oh my God! I'm gonna ge on TV! Is my hair alright? Lemme fix it real quick..."
Coach> "We're on TV? Stupid hat...is my hair okay?"
Driver> ". . ."
Billfred
02-04-2006, 22:27
Alright, I think I'm recovered enough from the sleep-deprivation-o-rama that was Palmetto and springing forward all in one night.
First place goes to:
Guy in Hat: Greetings. I'm Henry Stanley. Dr. Flowers, I presume?
Girl: No, sir, I'm just a crazy dancin' machine looking to set my Metal in Motion! Now get down and get fun-ky!!!
Guy in Hat: My goodness, such strange people that inhabit this region(al)! I shall attempt to conform to the local custom in order to blend in...and not get eaten. I wonder what they did to poor Dr. Flowers.....(does Macarena).
Second place goes to:
Coach: "Now, no matter how the robot does, I just want you to remember one thing."
Drivers: "What?"
Coach: "I'm too sexy for this robot, to sexy for this robot so sexy it hurts... Cos' I'm the coach and you know what I mean and I do my little turn on the..."
Drive #1: "Make it stop! For the love of mercy, make it stop... oh my ears, my ears..."
Driver #: (shaking head) Not again...
Coach: "I'm too sexy for this tetra, to sexy for this tetra..."
Honorable mentions go to:
1) Conor Ryan
2) Koko Ed
3) nehalita
4) Wayne Doenges
5) KathieK
6) EricH
7) GaryV1188
8) skimoose
9) iCurtis
10) Dylan
11) KarenH
12) artdutra04
13) Sakura141
14) richardp
And the burn award...
Man: Do you like my hair? I was going for the JVN effect.
Guy: You mean the receding hairline?
Which means the scores are:
MissInformation 96
T. Hoffman 90
Gary Dillard 83
EddieMcD 80
Rich Wong 80
Dlavery 78
Jay Trzaskos 77
Al Skierkiewicz 66
Jay H 237 66
Icurtis 66
EricH 65
Nehalita 63
Wayne Doenges 61
Andy Baker 59
Koko Ed 58
KathieK 56
Bcahn836 47
Dorienne 007 45
Arefin Bari 40
Artdutra04 38
DCA Fan 35
Andrew Blair 33
EricS-Team180 32
Amanda Morrison 31
Goober!!! 31
Xzvrw2 27
Rich Kressly 24
Ashley Christine 24
Joe Matt 24
Alex Cormier 24
Conor Ryan 22
“Big Mike” 21
Zach Purser 20
Mechanicalbrain 20
Kyle Love 19
KenWittlief 18
1derboy 18
Tim Delles 15
KarenH 14
Richardp 13
Bill_Hancoc 13
JVN 12
Barry Bonzack 11
Jessica Boucher 11
Kjhobin 11
Dillon Compton 10
Pat McCarthy 10
Lukevanoort 10
Squirrelrock 10
Boiler 10
Kevin Kolodziej 9
Greg Needel 9
Fruity Pebbles 8
Skimoose 8
Dave Scheck 8
Tiffany34990 8
Lil' Lavery 7
DanielBCR 7
GaryV1188 7
Sciencenerd 7
Brandy836 6
Dan Swando 6
Elgin Clock 6
Miketwalker 6
Ogre 6
RoboMom 6
Greencactus3 6
Sciguy125 6
DjAlamose 6
InfernoX14 6
MattD1Drift 6
Adam Richards 5
Shyra1353 5
Wetzel 5
Killerofkiller 4
Cyberguy34000 4
Denman 4
Meaubry 4
Cody C 4
Matt Attallah 4
Spears312 4
anna~marie 3
Beth Sweet 3
Dylan 3
RogerR 3
Ryan Foley 3
Sakura141 3
Tytus Gerrish 3
Andrew Rudolph 2
BuddyB309 2
Eria4044 2
Kyle 2
Meredith343MiM 2
Mini-D67 2
Sammy 2
Eugenia Gabrielov 2
Liz C 2
Pwilczynski 2
Rohan_DHS 2
114Klutz 1
Bemis 1
Ben Lauer 1
Budda648 1
CarpeDiem 1
Courtneyb1023 1
DanielleH 1
Dubious elise 1
First degree 1
Freddy204 1
Jane 1
Joe_P. 1
John Wanninger 1
KyleGilbert45 1
Lisa Perez 1
Matt Krass 1
Mr. A 1
Mrblack298 1
Rees2001 1
SamS0Fa33O 1
Saru29 1
Termite233 1
Wilshire 1
Onward!
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