CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #91

[Billfred]

Now with 100% more sprung-forward-ness!

Here's the scores:

MissInformation 96
T. Hoffman 90
Gary Dillard 83
EddieMcD 80
Rich Wong 80
Dlavery 78
Jay Trzaskos 77
Al Skierkiewicz 66
Jay H 237 66
Icurtis 66
EricH 65
Nehalita 63
Wayne Doenges 61
Andy Baker 59
Koko Ed 58
KathieK 56
Bcahn836 47
Dorienne 007 45
Arefin Bari 40
Artdutra04 38
DCA Fan 35
Andrew Blair 33
EricS-Team180 32
Amanda Morrison 31
Goober!!! 31
Xzvrw2 27
Rich Kressly 24
Ashley Christine 24
Joe Matt 24
Alex Cormier 24
Conor Ryan 22
“Big Mike” 21
Zach Purser 20
Mechanicalbrain 20
Kyle Love 19
KenWittlief 18
1derboy 18
Tim Delles 15
KarenH 14
Richardp 13
Bill_Hancoc 13
JVN 12
Barry Bonzack 11
Jessica Boucher 11
Kjhobin 11
Dillon Compton 10
Pat McCarthy 10
Lukevanoort 10
Squirrelrock 10
Boiler 10
Kevin Kolodziej 9
Greg Needel 9
Fruity Pebbles 8
Skimoose 8
Dave Scheck 8
Tiffany34990 8
Lil' Lavery 7
DanielBCR 7
GaryV1188 7
Sciencenerd 7
Brandy836 6
Dan Swando 6
Elgin Clock 6
Miketwalker 6
Ogre 6
RoboMom 6
Greencactus3 6
Sciguy125 6
DjAlamose 6
InfernoX14 6
MattD1Drift 6
Adam Richards 5
Shyra1353 5
Wetzel 5
Killerofkiller 4
Cyberguy34000 4
Denman 4
Meaubry 4
Cody C 4
Matt Attallah 4
Spears312 4
anna~marie 3
Beth Sweet 3
Dylan 3
RogerR 3
Ryan Foley 3
Sakura141 3
Tytus Gerrish 3
Andrew Rudolph 2
BuddyB309 2
Eria4044 2
Kyle 2
Meredith343MiM 2
Mini-D67 2
Sammy 2
Eugenia Gabrielov 2
Liz C 2
Pwilczynski 2
Rohan_DHS 2
114Klutz 1
Bemis 1
Ben Lauer 1
Budda648 1
CarpeDiem 1
Courtneyb1023 1
DanielleH 1
Dubious elise 1
First degree 1
Freddy204 1
Jane 1
Joe_P. 1
John Wanninger 1
KyleGilbert45 1
Lisa Perez 1
Matt Krass 1
Mr. A 1
Mrblack298 1
Rees2001 1
SamS0Fa33O 1
Saru29 1
Termite233 1
Wilshire 1


And the picture:

http://www.flickr.com/photos/pubarso/27947508/in/set-650933/

As always, the deadline is Saturday at midnight Eastern.

Go!

[Elgin Clock]

"Hey, wanna see my Alfred Hitchcock impression? Ok, hold.. and.. voila'."

[Koko Ed]

http://www.flickr.com/images/spaceball.gif
"Man, I thought they said the regional was going to be here but I've been around this stupid block 7 times and I don't think they're holding the competition in Dave Lavery's garage!"

[Goober!!!]

"The wheels on the Dodge go a round-and-round round-and-round round-and-round, the wheels on the Dodge go a round-and-round round-and-round round-and-round all threw IRI!!! :D :D :D

[Swan217]

Gosh! Idiots! This has got to be the worst robot ever MADE!

[Dan Petrovic]

"What does that sign say? S... st... sto... sto... stop?"

[SamC]

"Don't Sneeze!"

[Joe Matt]

Unfortunatly for Brandon, the technique of coding with his eyes closed doesn't work with driving.

[Arefin Bari]

After telling Dean 234234 times to not to ride his segway in the middle of the street.

Brandon: Time to run dean over.

[Jay H 237]

"Now, why am I going to the store again?"

[Dave Scheck]

Little kid in passenger seat: Hey Brandon what are you going to do today???
Brandon: Whatever I feel like, GOSH!

[KathieK]

I am going to drive all the way to the venue with my eyes closed because I am The Great, The Mighty, The All-Powerful BRANDON OF CHIEFDELPHI and I can do anything I put my mind to!!!

[Conor Ryan]

Why doesn't the CD-47 bot (http://www.chiefdelphi.com/media/photos/21778) ever fill up my car with gas after he uses it?

[xzvrw2]

DEE DEE DEE!!!!!!!!!!!

notentry/ mind of mencia for those that know.

[Taylor]

Check it out - when I close my eyes, the van goes into autonomous mode.

[nehalita]

This is Brandon remembering the time Amanda did the chicken dance.

[Dylan]

"If I close my eyes, the cop will go away. If I close my eyes, the cop will go away..." :yikes:

[Travis Hoffman]

On the way home from McDonald's...

"Mmm, I like them French fried potaters (http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/6304765223/104-1534702-4478366?v=glance&n=130), mmmhmm. I reckon I'm gonna take me some of these taters home with me."

[Wayne Doenges]

Glenda the good witch: "Close your eyes and click your heels three times and say 'There's no place like FIRST'"
Brandon: "'There's no place like FIRST, there's no place like FIRST, there's no place like FIRST. What the heck, I'm STILL in Indiana!"

[JaneYoung]

*squints* - Gosh! Would you look at that, they even have typos on billboards: Eat More Chikin - I'm getting a headache.

[Jay Trzaskos]

Brandon: I'm gonna make you an offer you can't refuse

Passenger: Your going to unlock my window? I mean come on Brandon, you can't tell me you don't smell that.

Brandon: It was CD-47 bot, now stop complaining and write out my "I am not Brandon Marcus." sign.

[artdutra04]

Brandon: Note to self: When I finally find my house, I need to look into a new tagging feature for these street signs...

[DCA Fan]

"Ahhhh the sun....it's so...bright..."

[EricH]

NOW we know why CD-Media was six months late for its launch!

[Sakura141]

What really caused him to run a red light and crash into the nearest stop sign...

--"... hey... don't you take that picture... NO YOU TOOK THE PICTURE!" *car crashes* "I... hate... light..."
--"Dude, are you sure you aren't a vampire?"

[hillale]

"The stop signs with white around the edges are optional... right?"

[Danielle H]

*Dialing phone* "So, I could've sworn they said they were going to Pittsburgh this weekend..."
*On phone* "Where are you guys? ... Lawrence North? Okay, how far away is that from Pittsburgh? ... IT'S IN INDIANA?!?!?!" *Hangs up*
"Awww... man."

[Alex Cormier]

...uhhhh is that a red light, green light or a police officer? ah i'll speed up and see.

[Melissa Nute]

I think I can. I think I can.

I just need to believe.

[lukevanoort]

http://www.flickr.com/images/spaceball.gif
Hmph, Dave's car may be able to drive to Mars, but lets see how it plays chicken! Van, desperado mode, NOW!

[skimoose]

Driving Instructor: O.K. Are you ready to take your driver's test?

Driver: Sorry, I can't drive this thing.
I learned to drive on a "tank drive" operator interface.
Where are the joysticks? :ahh:

[Rick TYler]

"Hmm, some people call it a Kaiser blade, and some people call it a sling blade, but I call it a ball collector. Hmm."

[Danielle H]

And here we see the perfect example of the decay of the mind from too much _____ (*insert band or artist you dislike*) It was so sad... the poor kid never had a chance.

[Freddy Schurr]

Yeah, does anyone know where IRI is again, I totally forget!

[Rich Wong]

Brandon, “Enough guys, you are driving me crazy….”

(a moment of silence)

Passenger 1: “Tags- Question, confused, why, driving, car, mad, noisy?”

Passenger 2: “Tags- Brandon, we, tagging, incorrectly, me, confused too?.”

Passenger 3: “Tags- new feature, language, too hard, Brandon, not fast?”

Brandon, “You guys are really giving me a headache.”

[JaneYoung]

Next time, remind me not to put the super glue next to the eyedrops, please.

[Andrew Blair]

...uhhhh....Kitty?.....

[Ian Curtis]

Brandon: Why is there a sign on that island saying "Brandon Marcus for President!"... Whoah! Is that Tytus? And is that Arefin? *Yells out window* What do you guys think you're doing?

Tytus and Arefin: Oh, we're just running your election campaign. Figured if we started now we could beat those new election laws and get a headstart on that guy and his clone! (http://www.chiefdelphi.com/forums/showpost.php?p=481870&postcount=15)

[MissInformation]

"Shhhh! Be verwy, verwy quiet... I'm hunting Billfweds..."

[dlavery]

... and tonight on Flava Of Love, we meet Flav's greatest competition - Brandon "Big-B" Martus. Flav and Big-B battle it out over which one of them actually has to go out with New York, and put up with all her whining for at least three hours without actualy pushing her into the path of the oncoming Hoopz...

[Bcahn836]

Brandon-" (crying) I wish i had a hemi, i wish i had a hemi."

[Al Skierkiewicz]

Nuts! The odometer is not going backward. Now my dad is going to know I went to Milwaukee. Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

edited by Dylan below, Thanks.

[Dylan]

Nuts! The speedometer is not going backward. Now my dad is going to know I went to Milwaukee. Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
{not entry} Don't you mean the odometer :rolleyes: {not entry}

[Freddy Schurr]

... and tonight on Flava Of Love, we meet Flav's greatest competition - Brandon "Big-B" Martus. Flav and Big-B battle it out over which one of them actually has to go out with New York, and put up with all her whining for at least three hours without actualy pushing her into the path of the oncoming Hoopz...

LOL!

[JaneYoung]

Leave me alone -
I've been up all night with:
'all the girls are in love with me
I'm a teenage lobotomy' running through my brain :eek:

[netman85am204]

*sees someone on some sort of 2-wheeled motorized vehicle*
move!
*honks horn*
MOVE!!!
*tries to slam brakes, brakes refuse to work*
d&%# brakes
*hits person on motorized vehicle*
oh god...please not let that have been dean
[talking to self]
ok now calm down...take a deep breath
on now close your eyes...
that wasn't dean
that wasn't dean
that wasn't dean
[/talking to self]
*looks in the rearview mirror*
is that a segway?
and whats that lying next to .... s@$#!




i know its kinda long for a caption but it seems like the only way to make it make sense.
-matt

[Dillon Compton]

*in australian accent* Crikey mates, we seem to have happened 'pon one of the rarest of natures many miraculous sights- A de-caffeinated Brandon Martus!

[Rick TYler]

"Please, God, don't let the Delphi people see me driving a Dodge."

[Rick TYler]

"I know this PID code worked on the robot. I sure hope it works on a Dodge in autonomous mode..."

[Jevin H]

"Is that a Burger King?" he thought to himself, but then he pondered to himself, "If I hadn't ate those 97 and 1/2 Beef and Bean Burrittos at Taco Bell I could've stoped for a couple Woppers with cheese!"

[Billfred]

Goodness, y'all must really like Brandon! @_@

First place goes to:

Brandon: Why is there a sign on that island saying "Brandon Marcus for President!"... Whoah! Is that Tytus? And is that Arefin? *Yells out window* What do you guys think you're doing?

Tytus and Arefin: Oh, we're just running your election campaign. Figured if we started now we could beat those new election laws and get a headstart on that guy and his clone!

Second place goes to:

Why doesn't the CD-47 bot ever fill up my car with gas after he uses it?

Honorable mentions go to:

1) Dillon Compton
2) Elgin Clock
3) Joe Matt
4) KathieK
5) boiler
6) Rick TYler
7) Al Skierkiewicz
8) Bcahn836
9) huff_dragon
10) dlavery
11) Jay Trzaskos
12) artdutra04
13) skimoose
14) lukevanoort

And the burn award...

This is Brandon remembering the time Amanda did the chicken dance.

Which means the scores are:

MissInformation 97
T. Hoffman 91
Gary Dillard 83
Rich Wong 81
Dlavery 80
EddieMcD 80
Jay Trzaskos 79
Icurtis 76
Al Skierkiewicz 68
Jay H 237 67
Nehalita 66
EricH 66
Wayne Doenges 62
Andy Baker 59
Koko Ed 59
KathieK 58
Bcahn836 49
Dorienne 007 45
Arefin Bari 41
Artdutra04 40
DCA Fan 36
Andrew Blair 34
EricS-Team180 32
Goober!!! 32
Amanda Morrison 31
Xzvrw2 28
Conor Ryan 27
Joe Matt 26
Rich Kressly 24
Ashley Christine 24
Alex Cormier 24
“Big Mike” 21
Zach Purser 20
Mechanicalbrain 20
Kyle Love 19
KenWittlief 18
1derboy 18
Tim Delles 15
KarenH 14
Richardp 13
Bill_Hancoc 13
Dillon Compton 12
JVN 12
Lukevanoort 12
Boiler 12
Barry Bonzack 11
Jessica Boucher 11
Kjhobin 11
Pat McCarthy 10
Skimoose 10
Squirrelrock 10
Dave Scheck 9
Kevin Kolodziej 9
Greg Needel 9
Fruity Pebbles 8
Elgin Clock 8
Tiffany34990 8
Lil' Lavery 7
Dan Swando 7
DanielBCR 7
GaryV1188 7
Sciencenerd 7
InfernoX14 7
Brandy836 6
Miketwalker 6
Ogre 6
RoboMom 6
Greencactus3 6
Sciguy125 6
DjAlamose 6
MattD1Drift 6
Adam Richards 5
Shyra1353 5
Wetzel 5
Killerofkiller 4
Cyberguy34000 4
Denman 4
Dylan 4
Meaubry 4
Cody C 4
Matt Attallah 4
Spears312 4
anna~marie 3
Beth Sweet 3
RogerR 3
Ryan Foley 3
Sakura141 3
Tytus Gerrish 3
Andrew Rudolph 2
BuddyB309 2
Eria4044 2
huff_dragon 2
Kyle 2
Meredith343MiM 2
Mini-D67 2
Rick Tyler 2
Sammy 2
DanielleH 2
Eugenia Gabrielov 2
Freddy Schurr 2
Jane 2
Liz C 2
Pwilczynski 2
Rohan_DHS 2
SamS0Fa33O 2
114Klutz 1
Bemis 1
Ben Lauer 1
Budda648 1
CarpeDiem 1
Courtneyb1023 1
Dubious elise 1
First degree 1
Hillale 1
Joe_P. 1
John Wanninger 1
KyleGilbert45 1
Lisa Perez 1
Matt Krass 1
Mr. A 1
Mrblack298 1
Netman85am204 1
Rees2001 1
Saru29 1
Termite233 1
Wilshire 1


Onward!

[anna~marie]

... *huh?...* a robot crossing sign...?