CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #92

[Billfred]

...finally!

Here's the scores:

MissInformation 97
T. Hoffman 91
Gary Dillard 83
Rich Wong 81
Dlavery 80
EddieMcD 80
Jay Trzaskos 79
Icurtis 76
Al Skierkiewicz 68
Jay H 237 67
Nehalita 66
EricH 66
Wayne Doenges 62
Andy Baker 59
Koko Ed 59
KathieK 58
Bcahn836 49
Dorienne 007 45
Arefin Bari 41
Artdutra04 40
DCA Fan 36
Andrew Blair 34
EricS-Team180 32
Goober!!! 32
Amanda Morrison 31
Xzvrw2 28
Conor Ryan 27
Joe Matt 26
Rich Kressly 24
Ashley Christine 24
Alex Cormier 24
“Big Mike” 21
Zach Purser 20
Mechanicalbrain 20
Kyle Love 19
KenWittlief 18
1derboy 18
Tim Delles 15
KarenH 14
Richardp 13
Bill_Hancoc 13
Dillon Compton 12
JVN 12
Lukevanoort 12
Boiler 12
Barry Bonzack 11
Jessica Boucher 11
Kjhobin 11
Pat McCarthy 10
Skimoose 10
Squirrelrock 10
Dave Scheck 9
Kevin Kolodziej 9
Greg Needel 9
Fruity Pebbles 8
Elgin Clock 8
Tiffany34990 8
Lil' Lavery 7
Dan Swando 7
DanielBCR 7
GaryV1188 7
Sciencenerd 7
InfernoX14 7
Brandy836 6
Miketwalker 6
Ogre 6
RoboMom 6
Greencactus3 6
Sciguy125 6
DjAlamose 6
MattD1Drift 6
Adam Richards 5
Shyra1353 5
Wetzel 5
Killerofkiller 4
Cyberguy34000 4
Denman 4
Dylan 4
Meaubry 4
Cody C 4
Matt Attallah 4
Spears312 4
anna~marie 3
Beth Sweet 3
RogerR 3
Ryan Foley 3
Sakura141 3
Tytus Gerrish 3
Andrew Rudolph 2
BuddyB309 2
Eria4044 2
huff_dragon 2
Kyle 2
Meredith343MiM 2
Mini-D67 2
Rick Tyler 2
Sammy 2
DanielleH 2
Eugenia Gabrielov 2
Freddy Schurr 2
Jane 2
Liz C 2
Pwilczynski 2
Rohan_DHS 2
SamS0Fa33O 2
114Klutz 1
Bemis 1
Ben Lauer 1
Budda648 1
CarpeDiem 1
Courtneyb1023 1
Dubious elise 1
First degree 1
Hillale 1
Joe_P. 1
John Wanninger 1
KyleGilbert45 1
Lisa Perez 1
Matt Krass 1
Mr. A 1
Mrblack298 1
Netman85am204 1
Rees2001 1
Saru29 1
Termite233 1
Wilshire 1


And the picture:

http://www.invisiblerobot.com/robotics/robot_c52/index/q1070505.html

As always, the deadline is Saturday at midnight EDT.

Go!

[Michelle Celio]

Dave:: GET AWAY! THESE ARE MY BUTTONS! MY BUTTONS I SAY!

[DCA Fan]

Heidi, get away from the button maker. You have enough pimp buttons already.

[Koko Ed]

http://www.invisiblerobot.com/robotics/robot_c52/q1070505.jpg
"Homemade Krispy Kreames suck!"

[anna~marie]

Dave: I hate button-making parties...

[Dan Petrovic]

Kid who I don't know the name of: (to himself) "Hehe, I'm going to get Dave by pressing these buttons poorly"
Dave: "I can see that smirk. I'm watching you!"

[Bill_Hancoc]

"Everyb9dy loves making buttons:rolleyes:"

[Joe Matt]

In what is parallel to Jesus carrying his own crucifix to his death, Dave is forced to partake in the creation of his buttons.

[Arefin Bari]

Dave: Heidi, pleeeaasee get me a glass of water, I am tired of screaming at them about wearing safety goggles.

Heidi: haha Dave, they can't hear you.

Dave: WHY NOT!!!

Heidi: It was only a buck for 4 pairs of ear plugs on Ebay.

[Conor Ryan]

Button Making Team:
We know a song that gets on Dave's nerves,
We know a song that gets on Dave's nerves,
We know a song that gets on Dave's nerves,
And this is how it goes:
(Heidi Takes it away on a solo)

[Cody Carey]

Museum curator:

You can't see it in this particular picture, But his arms and legs are bound, These children have finally caught and "domesticated" the elusive Dave Lavery, and are not willing to lose him.

[JaneYoung]

Dave:

Can you believe it - I left the auto-button maker in my other car.

[Dillon Compton]

Dave: "You. Yes, you. The one looking at this picture. I can see you. Now that I have your attention...You WILL bring me 2 dozen Krispy Kreames."

[Rick TYler]

Dave: "Let's see -- the KOP includes a button maker. The field is covered with 2.5-inch pics of Kamen on a Segway. The game will be to scoop up the pics and make buttons out of them. Then, the robot will put the buttons into a giant vending machine that dispenses un-iced Krispy Kremes. Then, to score extra points at the end of a match, the robot will have to ice and heat the donuts and set them on the judge's table. Then..."

[Andy Baker]

Girl in blue shirt: "Man, Dave is serious about this revenge stuff. This picture of Heidi in a red dress with a boa makes her look really sleezy. eeew!"

[Freddy Schurr]

Dave: " Does anyone know why we are up until midnight making buttons of all things".

Girl in Blue Shirt: " Um "

[Tomasz Bania]

Dave: We could sure use some these guys working on the rover!

[Jevin H]

Dave thinking: Why are they making buttons? They should be mass producing doughnuts for me! Now that would be pimp!

[nehalita]

Davie: "You toush my buttons and I will keel joo"

[FF_1610_EMT]

(Guy using button maker) (hand out of view) OWW MY HAND! Now i got a button stuck to my hand.

[Travis Hoffman]

Dave:

"Back in my rowdy days in a California biker gang (http://www.chiefdelphi.com/forums/showthread.php?t=31021&highlight=chopper), I used to make license plates during my stints at Folsom Prison that were 100 times more fun than this! My work partners were much less annoying, too.....at least I could get them to shut up and leave me alone by passing them a box of Pall Mall's from time to time."

[Dylan]

Guy in red shirt: C'mon Dave, I've made like a hundred buttons already...

Dave: And you'll make a hundred more if you want to come to Regionals with us!

Girl in blue shirt: Hmm... I think that label is crooked...

[SamC]

Dave: These kids....They don't need my adult supervision.....

[artdutra04]

It doesn't take a rocket scientist to figure out how to work a button machine. Too bad Dave still looks lost....

[Goober!!!]

Red Shirt: HAHAHAHA I'm pushing Dave's buttons!!! :D :D :D

[EricH]

Is Dave thinking "That's pimp"? Or is he making plans for a robot army that will each carry 100 poof balls and have a Heidi Foster-tracking vision system?

[Ian Curtis]

Computer: $2000
Photoshop: $500
Printing Materials: $100

The look on Dave's face when Heidi walks in wearing 116's latest fundraising item (http://www.mcstrobotics.org/test/icurtis/daveshirtfinal.jpg)? Priceless.

[Andrew Blair]

http://www.invisiblerobot.com/robotics/robot_c52/q1070505.jpg


"This might be worse than my first NASA internship..."

[GaryVoshol]

Girl in blue: "If I hold my lips just like this, do I look like Lavery?"

Unfortunately, no further photos exist, as the picture taker dropped the camera in shock upon hearing anyone wanted to look like Dave.

[Jay H 237]

Just when I'm about to set the table and sit down to a nice meal the kids have to break out the button maker..................grumble, grumble, grumble!

[Bcahn836]

kids- " 99 buttons of dave on the wall, 99 buttons of dave. take one down hand one out, 98 buttons of dave on the wall, 98 buttons of dave, take one down hand one out 97 buttons of dave on the wall 97 buttons of dave, take one down hand one out . . . . ."
Dave- " Thank god there are only 97 to go."

[Rich Wong]

Dave deep in thought, ” Think, think, think….. how can I do it? … think….think… think…

Ah… got it!

Note to self: the 2007 game will have hundreds of disk and an alliance of three. Mahahahaha!"

[irishninja]

Dave thinks to himself - "Thats right. Make those buttons. Little do you know. Next years game -CENSORED- ... BWUAHAHAHA."

[Wayne Doenges]

Girl in blue shirt: "Dave, explain to me again why we have to make the buttons manually when it was YOU that broke to auto button maker?"
Dave: "Because I have a PhD and you are just student slaves"
Boy on left: *under breath* "Yea, a Piled higher and Deeper degree."

[George1902]

[announcer voice]Our next item for sale is this beautiful, wooden dining room table. Great for keyboarding, board games, button-making, or leaning on while staring ominously at would-be picture-takers. Available for a limited time at the low, low price of one forty-nine ninety-nine.[/announcer voice]

[Danielle H]

Girl in Blue: All right... I'm done. It's YOUR turn to operate the button-maker. I've gotten my hand caught SIX times now, and I'm sick of it.
Boy on Left: *under his breath* Maybe it just doesn't like you...

[Taylor]

Oh, no, the papers were cut with a 2-inch diameter; the buttons are 2-cm! I hate it when NASA messes up their measuring systems!

[Dorienne]

Dave: Look at me again and I'll stick you with the pin of this button.

[MissInformation]

"The students of team 116 really know how to push Dave's buttons (of course, they were taught by the best)."

[xzvrw2]

Dave: HA IVE GOT IT!!! next years game will consist of 12 robots on the field making 116 buttons for the next year. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
blue shirt girl:but dave, you wont be able to spend this quality time with us any more.
Dave:...(that awesome look on his face that he has in the pic)

[skimoose]

Dave: Today's Pimpin' Robot Lesson is on why we build robots. Remember we build robots to perform work that would be hazardous to humans, or if the task is too repetitive... Umm, maybe you should disregard that last part. :D

[KathieK]

Dave: "I know I said I'd like to try being a NEM this year, but why couldn't I have been assigned mentoring the Chairman's Award committee or heading up Fundraising or even making lunches for the team? Why did I get Button Duty???"

[dlavery]

/me: If just one more of these little rug rats asks me "hey Dave, is this pimp?!?" they are gonna need...."

duck quacking from just off-frame: "....AFLAC!!!!"

[Tim Delles]

Dave: "Supervising the buttons? How did i get stuck with that, can't i go supervise something else."

Kids: "Come on you know we really just wanna know what the game is for next year"

[Cody Carey]

My new entry:


(recycle)Little do we know... Dave isn't wearing any pants right now :)(/recycle)

[EricS-Team180]

Dave's robotic arm wrestling simulator is a big hit with Team 116...

[Bemis]

Dave: Free me from this horror and you will be rewarded under my new world order...

[Danielle H]

A New Entry:

Dave: "Hm... next year's game... Buttons could be fun to use." *Smiles*
*Girl in Blue pokes him with a pin*
Dave *making face in pic*: "Or not... Note to self: 2007 game will NOT involve buttons... of ANY kind."

[dlavery]

<new entry>

/me thinking to self: You know, if Amanda was here to help smoosh these silly buttons, she might get enough exercize to make a serious threat against Woodie for the arm wrestling championship (http://www.chiefdelphi.com/forums/showthread.php?threadid=46528)... nahhhh, that is never gonna happen, Woodie has nothing to worry about.

[lukevanoort]

After being bored out of his mind for the last six hours as a result of trying to get closer to his team, Dave tries to liven things up by recreating a certain scene from Blazing Saddles...

[Cody Carey]

(NEW ENTRY)



Dave thinks to himself:

If I can just concentrate hard enough... The camera will burst into flames, creating an ample diversion for an old curmudgeon to escape
this retention that is referred to as being a "Button making party".
--Strangely enough, even Dave's thoughts have perfect grammar and punctuation.--

[Al Skierkiewicz]

Dave to self....
Just when I thought team building couldn't get any worse than that jello thing Heidi came up with last year, this comes along. I'll never get these marks out of the dining room table.

[dlavery]

Dave to self....
Just when I thought team building couldn't get any worse than that jello thing Heidi came up with last year, this comes along. I'll never get these marks out of the dining room table.
<not an entry>
Heh heh, Dave's not that dumb. It is Heidi's table! :D
</not an entry>

[Billfred]

<not an entry>
Heh heh, Dave's not that dumb. It is Heidi's table! :D
</not an entry>
<obviously not an entry>
I'll vouch for Dave--it is indeed the table in Heidi's apartment. Perfect for playing Grave Robbers From Outer Space on. (You all think I'm joking.)

[MissInformation]

<not an entry>
Heh heh, Dave's not that dumb. It is Heidi's table! :D
</not an entry>

<not an entry>
Ha! Heidi's not that dumb either... Eric bought that table (Heidi bought the couch) and besides... there's a table Heidi likes better at Ikea so should something happen to destroy that table... </talking about self in third person>

<obviously not an entry>
I'll vouch for Dave--it is indeed the table in Heidi's apartment. Perfect for playing Grave Robbers From Outer Space on. (You all think I'm joking.)

<also not an entry>
Just wait until the next time you're in town... you can play Devil Bunny Hates the Earth!<the end>

[Billfred]

And here I was thinking last week's contest had a lot of entries. (This week, I count 47 valid entries.)

First place goes to:

In what is parallel to Jesus carrying his own crucifix to his death, Dave is forced to partake in the creation of his buttons.

Second place goes to:

Dave: Heidi, pleeeaasee get me a glass of water, I am tired of screaming at them about wearing safety goggles.

Heidi: haha Dave, they can't hear you.

Dave: WHY NOT!!!

Heidi: It was only a buck for 4 pairs of ear plugs on Ebay.

Honorable mentions go to:

1) Conor Ryan
2) Jane
3) Al Skierkiewicz
4) dlavery
5) Bemis
6) Rick TYler
7) Tomasz Bania
8) huff_dragon
9) KathieK
10) Tim Delles
11) skimoose
12) MissInformation
13) EricS-Team180
14) Dorienne 007
15) Wayne Doenges
16) Bcahn836
17) Koko Ed
18) nehalita
19) Dillon Compton
20) T. Hoffman
21) artdutra04
22) Goober!!!

And the burn award...

Girl in blue shirt: "Man, Dave is serious about this revenge stuff. This picture of Heidi in a red dress with a boa makes her look really sleezy. eeew!"

(Would you believe that this is Andy's first burn award this year?)

Which means the scores are:


MissInformation 99
T. Hoffman 93
Gary Dillard 83
Dlavery 82
Rich Wong 82
EddieMcD 80
Jay Trzaskos 79
Icurtis 77
Al Skierkiewicz 70
Nehalita 68
Jay H 237 68
EricH 67
Wayne Doenges 64
Andy Baker 62
Koko Ed 61
KathieK 60
Bcahn836 51
Dorienne 007 47
Arefin Bari 46
Artdutra04 42
DCA Fan 37
Joe Matt 36
Andrew Blair 35
EricS-Team180 34
Goober!!! 34
Amanda Morrison 31
Conor Ryan 29
Xzvrw2 29
Rich Kressly 24
Ashley Christine 24
Alex Cormier 24
“Big Mike” 21
Zach Purser 20
Mechanicalbrain 20
Kyle Love 19
KenWittlief 18
1derboy 18
Tim Delles 15
Dillon Compton 14
KarenH 14
Bill_Hancoc 14
Richardp 13
Lukevanoort 13
Boiler 13
JVN 12
Skimoose 12
Barry Bonzack 11
Jessica Boucher 11
Kjhobin 11
Pat McCarthy 10
Squirrelrock 10
Fruity Pebbles 9
Dave Scheck 9
Kevin Kolodziej 9
Greg Needel 9
Elgin Clock 8
GaryV1188 8
InfernoX14 8
Tiffany34990 8
Lil' Lavery 7
Dan Swando 7
DanielBCR 7
Sciencenerd 7
Brandy836 6
Miketwalker 6
Ogre 6
RoboMom 6
Greencactus3 6
Sciguy125 6
DjAlamose 6
MattD1Drift 6
Adam Richards 5
Dylan 5
Shyra1353 5
Wetzel 5
Cody C 5
huff_dragon 4
Killerofkiller 4
Rick Tyler 4
anna~marie 4
Cyberguy34000 4
Denman 4
Jane 4
Meaubry 4
Matt Attallah 4
Spears312 4
Bemis 3
Beth Sweet 3
RogerR 3
Ryan Foley 3
Sakura141 3
Tytus Gerrish 3
DanielleH 3
Freddy Schurr 3
SamS0Fa33O 3
Andrew Rudolph 2
BuddyB309 2
Eria4044 2
Kyle 2
Meredith343MiM 2
Mini-D67 2
Sammy 2
Tomasz Bania 2
Eugenia Gabrielov 2
Liz C 2
Pwilczynski 2
Rohan_DHS 2
114Klutz 1
Ben Lauer 1
Budda648 1
CarpeDiem 1
Courtneyb1023 1
Dubious elise 1
FF_1610_EMT 1
First degree 1
George1902 1
Hillale 1
Irishninja 1
Joe_P. 1
John Wanninger 1
KyleGilbert45 1
Lisa Perez 1
Matt Krass 1
Mr. A 1
Mrblack298 1
Netman85am204 1
Rees2001 1
Saru29 1
Termite233 1
Wilshire 1


Onward!