CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #94

[Billfred]

Did you know that in '94, the FIRST Championship was shown on ESPN2? (They were showing the tape at WestWind before the 2005 Kickoff.)

Here's the scores:

T. Hoffman 103
MissInformation 101
Dlavery 83
Gary Dillard 83
Rich Wong 82
EddieMcD 80
Jay Trzaskos 79
Icurtis 79
Al Skierkiewicz 72
Nehalita 69
Jay H 237 68
EricH 68
Wayne Doenges 64
Andy Baker 62
KathieK 62
Koko Ed 62
Bcahn836 51
Dorienne 007 47
Arefin Bari 46
Artdutra04 42
Joe Matt 37
Andrew Blair 37
DCA Fan 37
Goober!!! 35
EricS-Team180 34
Amanda Morrison 31
Conor Ryan 31
Xzvrw2 29
Alex Cormier 25
Rich Kressly 24
Ashley Christine 24
“Big Mike” 21
Zach Purser 20
Mechanicalbrain 20
1derboy 20
Kyle Love 19
Lukevanoort 18
KenWittlief 18
Dillon Compton 16
Tim Delles 15
Bill_Hancoc 15
KarenH 14
Boiler 14
Richardp 13
JVN 12
Skimoose 12
Barry Bonzack 11
Jessica Boucher 11
Kjhobin 11
Fruity Pebbles 10
Pat McCarthy 10
GaryV1188 10
Squirrelrock 10
Elgin Clock 9
Dave Scheck 9
Kevin Kolodziej 9
Greg Needel 9
InfernoX14 9
Tiffany34990 8
Lil' Lavery 7
Dan Swando 7
DanielBCR 7
Ogre 7
Sciencenerd 7
Cody C 7
Brandy836 6
Miketwalker 6
Rick Tyler 6
RoboMom 6
anna~marie -infinity
Greencactus3 6
Sciguy125 6
DjAlamose 6
MattD1Drift 6
Adam Richards 5
Dylan 5
Jane 5
Shyra1353 5
Wetzel 5
huff_dragon 4
Killerofkiller 4
Cyberguy34000 4
Denman 4
Meaubry 4
DanielleH 4
Freddy Schurr 4
Matt Attallah 4
Spears312 4
Bemis 3
Beth Sweet 3
RogerR 3
Ryan Foley 3
Sakura141 3
Tytus Gerrish 3
SamS0Fa33O 3
Andrew Rudolph 2
BuddyB309 2
Eria4044 2
GraySwandir-75 2
Kyle 2
Meredith343MiM 2
Mini-D67 2
Sammy 2
Tomasz Bania 2
Eugenia Gabrielov 2
Irishninja 2
Liz C 2
Pwilczynski 2
Rohan_DHS 2
114Klutz 1
Ben Lauer 1
Budda648 1
CarpeDiem 1
Courtneyb1023 1
Dubious elise 1
FF_1610_EMT 1
First degree 1
George1902 1
Hillale 1
Joe_P. 1
John Wanninger 1
KyleGilbert45 1
Lisa Perez 1
Matt Krass 1
Mr. A 1
Mrblack298 1
Netman85am204 1
Rees2001 1
Saru29 1
Steve W 1
Termite233 1
Wilshire 1


And, since this is the week of the Championship, what's more appropriate for this week's picture than the last big thing to happen in Georgia's FIRST scene?

http://www.invisiblerobot.com/robotics/robot_d41e/index/p3186859.html

As always, Championship or no Championship, the deadline is Saturday at midnight. If you spot me in Atlanta, I'll take your entry there--just write it down with your username, so I can keep things straight. (I'll probably be on DaVinci for most of it.)

Go!

[Jay Trzaskos]

http://www.invisiblerobot.com/robotics/robot_d41e/p3186859.jpg

Billfred, I'll trade you three "Dave says that's pimp!" buttons for this un-PhotoShopped picture of Dave in a pimp suit.

[SamC]

Billfred: Yeah thats me.....Want me to sign it for you?

[Bill_Hancoc]

If you wanted pictures of my kids im sorry i dont have any these are my grand-robots, and my newest robot.

[Koko Ed]

http://www.invisiblerobot.com/robotics/robot_d41e/p3186859.jpg
BILLFRED: It's a CD of love songs I made just for you.
HEIDI: Why thank you! The restraining order will arrive by mail in three to five days.

[Arefin Bari]

Heidi: YOU ARE THE WORST GUY EVER!!!! THIS IS WHAT YOU GET ME AS A GIFT AND EXPECT ME TO SAY YES TO YOU OUT ON A DATE? ARE YOU OUT OF MIND OR WHAT? WATCH ME TELL DAVE ON YOU!!!!

[nehalita]

Heidi: They DO sell "I am JVN" ipods after all

[Rick TYler]

"A picture of Lavery eating broccoli? OK, $500 it is -- but I want the negative, too."

[Cody Carey]

Billfred "How much will you pay me for this picture of Dave in a kilt wearing a pimp hat?"

Heidi "I got's twenty dolla' cash moneys... well, 7 dolla cash, and 13 dolla hamburger meat."

[dlavery]

Billfred: Hey, Heidi - I'm not wearing any pants!

Heidi: And now you know why the lady behind us is reaching for her gun...

[Billfred]

Billfred: Hey, Heidi - I'm not wearing any pants!

Heidi: And now you know why the lady behind us is reaching for her gun...
OH THAT'S JUST WRONG!
<obviously not an entry>

[DCA Fan]

Heidi: Hey you're right, Dave does look like a ______. (You can really insert any animal here, it wouldn't make a difference)

[JaneYoung]

As the woman reaches into her purse for ear plugs,
Heidi responds to the gift that Billfred has given her, the FIRST Anthem CD.

"great just great...."

[Jay H 237]

Heidi: "There's something wrong with this map. From where we're sitting the entrance is supposed to be on the other wall."

Billfred: "Try turning it 180 so that it's the right side up!"

[EricH]

Heidi: So here's the specially commissioned revenge for Dave's clue about "Whack the Billfred". Cash or check?

[irishninja]

FIRST Trading Cards!!!!!!! COOOL!

(600 Contests from being super cool)

[Wayne Doenges]

Billfred: "Andy Baker sold this to me. If you stare at it long enough you will see a 3D picture of our robot. I wanted you to be the first to see it."
Heidi: *stares intently at picture* "All I see is Andy and his kids."
Billfred: "WHAT! That lowdown Andy ripped me off for $200.00."
Heidi: "It is a very good picture though."

[Taylor]

"Got this from a connection I have in the Bronx. Says he gets it straight from the source. Comes from this fragile plant only found in the jungles of the Congo. All's I know is it's the best leg wax in the world."

[anna~marie]

Heidi: So this is what you look like without chops...

[lukevanoort]

http://www.invisiblerobot.com/robotics/robot_d41e/p3186859.jpg
Not quite what I meant by "Photoshop Bible", but Merry Christmas!

[Goober!!!]

Heidi: Sweet, I get all the best captions in this book from all the 94 caption contests!!!

Billfred:Wait I'm going to being using this picture for the #94 caption contest??? :D :D :D

[Bcahn836]

Billfred- "Hey Hedi check this out, but you have to promise you won't tell Dave"
Hedi- "Dooooode is that what i think it is?? The 2014 game hint?"
Billfred- " Yup, but don't tell Dave."

[Al Skierkiewicz]

So, Heidi, this is where I photoshopped Dave into a pink Caddie convertible with gangster whitewalls and spinner wheel covers. Then I added the pink shag on the dashboard and steering wheel. Doesn't it look like his hand is petting the carpet. If you look close, it has vanity plates...I C RBTS. Look I even put a NASA parking sticker in the window.
That's sweet Bill, but I have like a zillion of these already. I need something different. We need to come up with something really original. Now let me see....

[Danielle H]

Billfred: "Now, Heidi... some of the songs on here ((referring to the thing in her hand. I don't know what it is, but it looked like a CD to me...)) aren't the most appropriate things to be listening to. It's hard to explain... just stay away from the candy shop, lay off the laffy taffy, and if someone tells you to shake it like a polaroid picture, keep the camera put away..."

[Rich Wong]

Heidi:” You are him! I can’t believe you’ve been hiding among us all this time doing all this FIRST volunteering work. I can’t believe you are still alive and sitting right next to me! You are him! This is unbelievable. You are The Real Elvis!”

Bill (aka The Real Elvis): “Thank you…. Thank you very much…"


(Not the Entry: Over worked and lacking sleep make for strange a imagination. :yikes: )

[MissInformation]

Me: "I'm only going to go through these rules once, so if you want to be a good minion you'll pay close attention... the first rule deals with... are you listening?"
Billfred: "Sorry... I was distracted by all the pretty robots..."
Me (sighing deeply): "May I remind you that the punishment for a first offense of breaking an Evil Overlord's rules is having to get a haircut?"
Billfred: *Gulp*

[EddieMcD]

"And thusly, it was made public the reason why Heidi keeps on winning Caption Contests: Billfred was giving her advance copies in exchange for "protection" from being photoshopped!"

[KathieK]

Heidi: "So you carry a picture of your Grandma to every FIRST event???"
Billfred: "Yup, that way I can follow Woodie's advice- 'act as though your Grandmother was watching!'"

[Billfred]

Wow, that was a trip. I was tempted to invoke the BIWWTM Rule (as it took me until about 1:00 AM to get home), but I think I've recovered enough to judge this thing. (Especially a two-pager; first time that's happened in a while.)

First place goes to:

"Got this from a connection I have in the Bronx. Says he gets it straight from the source. Comes from this fragile plant only found in the jungles of the Congo. All's I know is it's the best leg wax in the world."

Second place goes to:

BILLFRED: It's a CD of love songs I made just for you.
HEIDI: Why thank you! The restraining order will arrive by mail in three to five days.

Honorable mentions go to:

1) Rick TYler
2) lukevanoort
3) irishninja
4) Cody C
5) DCA Fan
6) Jay H 237
7) Wayne Doenges
8) Danielle H
9) Al Skierkiewicz
10) EddieMcD
11) MissInformation

And the burn award...

Billfred: Hey, Heidi - I'm not wearing any pants!

Heidi: And now you know why the lady behind us is reaching for her gun...

Which means the scores are:

T. Hoffman 103
MissInformation 103
Dlavery -infinity
Gary Dillard 83
Rich Wong 83
EddieMcD 82
Jay Trzaskos 80
Icurtis 79
Al Skierkiewicz 74
Nehalita 70
Jay H 237 70
EricH 69
Wayne Doenges 66
Andy Baker 62
KathieK 62
Koko Ed 67
Bcahn836 52
Dorienne 007 47
Arefin Bari 47
Artdutra04 42
Joe Matt 37
Andrew Blair 37
DCA Fan 39
Goober!!! 36
EricS-Team180 34
Amanda Morrison 31
Conor Ryan 31
Xzvrw2 29
Alex Cormier 25
Rich Kressly 24
Ashley Christine 24
“Big Mike” 21
Zach Purser 20
Mechanicalbrain 20
1derboy 20
Kyle Love 19
Lukevanoort 20
KenWittlief 18
Dillon Compton 16
Tim Delles 15
Bill_Hancoc 16
KarenH 14
Boiler 24
Richardp 13
JVN 12
Skimoose 12
Barry Bonzack 11
Jessica Boucher 11
Kjhobin 11
Fruity Pebbles 10
Pat McCarthy 10
GaryV1188 10
Squirrelrock 10
Elgin Clock 9
Dave Scheck 9
Kevin Kolodziej 9
Greg Needel 9
InfernoX14 9
Tiffany34990 8
Lil' Lavery 7
Dan Swando 7
DanielBCR 7
Ogre 7
Sciencenerd 7
Cody C 9
Brandy836 6
Miketwalker 6
Rick Tyler 8
RoboMom 6
anna~marie 7
Greencactus3 6
Sciguy125 6
DjAlamose 6
MattD1Drift 6
Adam Richards 5
Dylan 5
Jane 6
Shyra1353 5
Wetzel 5
huff_dragon 4
Killerofkiller 4
Cyberguy34000 4
Denman 4
Meaubry 4
Danielle H 6
Freddy Schurr 4
Matt Attallah 4
Spears312 4
Bemis 3
Beth Sweet 3
RogerR 3
Ryan Foley 3
Sakura141 3
Tytus Gerrish 3
SamS0Fa33O 4
Andrew Rudolph 2
BuddyB309 2
Eria4044 2
GraySwandir-75 2
Kyle 2
Meredith343MiM 2
Mini-D67 2
Sammy 2
Tomasz Bania 2
Eugenia Gabrielov 2
Irishninja 4
Liz C 2
Pwilczynski 2
Rohan_DHS 2
114Klutz 1
Ben Lauer 1
Budda648 1
CarpeDiem 1
Courtneyb1023 1
Dubious elise 1
FF_1610_EMT 1
First degree 1
George1902 1
Hillale 1
Joe_P. 1
John Wanninger 1
KyleGilbert45 1
Lisa Perez 1
Matt Krass 1
Mr. A 1
Mrblack298 1
Netman85am204 1
Rees2001 1
Saru29 1
Steve W 1
Termite233 1
Wilshire 1

(If you're wondering, Travis retains the lead based on average score: 3.43 points per entry compared with Heidi's 2.64.)

Onward!