CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #96

[Billfred]

Ah, '96. Rather good year, actually--I turned 10, Jay-Z released his debut album, and I first made my mark on the city of Atlanta. (In Centennial Park, that is. A Diet Pepsi to anyone who can find it next year at the Championship.)

Here's the scores:

T. Hoffman 108
MissInformation 105
Dlavery 86
Rich Wong 85
Gary Dillard 83
EddieMcD 83
Jay Trzaskos 82
Icurtis 79
EricH 79
Al Skierkiewicz 75
Nehalita 72
Jay H 237 70
Koko Ed 69
Wayne Doenges 67
Andy Baker 62
KathieK 62
Bcahn836 52
Dorienne 007 47
Arefin Bari 47
Artdutra04 42
DCA Fan 39
Joe Matt 37
Andrew Blair 37
Goober!!! 37
EricS-Team180 34
Conor Ryan 32
Amanda Morrison 31
Xzvrw2 29
Alex Cormier 27
Rich Kressly 26
Boiler 26
Ashley Christine 24
“Big Mike” 21
Lukevanoort 21
Zach Purser 20
Mechanicalbrain 20
1derboy 20
Kyle Love 19
KenWittlief 18
Bill_Hancoc 17
Dillon Compton 16
Tim Delles 15
Skimoose 14
KarenH 14
Richardp 13
JVN 12
Barry Bonzack 11
Jessica Boucher 11
Kjhobin 11
Fruity Pebbles 10
Pat McCarthy 10
Rick Tyler 10
GaryV1188 10
Squirrelrock 10
Cody C 10
Daniel Brim 9
Elgin Clock 9
anna~marie 9
Dave Scheck 9
Kevin Kolodziej 9
Greg Needel 9
InfernoX14 9
Lil' Lavery 8
Danielle H 8
Tiffany34990 8
Dan Swando 7
Ogre 7
Sciencenerd 7
Jane 7
Brandy836 6
Miketwalker 6
RoboMom 6
Greencactus3 6
Irishninja 6
Sciguy125 6
DjAlamose 6
MattD1Drift 6
Adam Richards 5
Dylan 5
Shyra1353 5
Wetzel 5
Freddy Schurr 5
Spears312 5
huff_dragon 4
Killerofkiller 4
Cyberguy34000 4
Denman 4
Meaubry 4
Matt Attallah 4
SamS0Fa33O 4
Bemis 3
Beth Sweet 3
RogerR 3
Ryan Foley 3
Sakura141 3
Tytus Gerrish 3
Andrew Rudolph 2
BuddyB309 2
Eria4044 2
GraySwandir-75 2
Kyle 2
Meredith343MiM 2
Mini-D67 2
Sammy 2
Tomasz Bania 2
Eugenia Gabrielov 2
Liz C 2
Pwilczynski 2
Rohan_DHS 2
Billfred 1.293
114Klutz 1
Ben Lauer 1
Budda648 1
CarpeDiem 1
Courtneyb1023 1
Dubious elise 1
FF_1610_EMT 1
First degree 1
George1902 1
Hillale 1
Jacqui 1
Joe_P. 1
John Wanninger 1
KyleGilbert45 1
Lisa Perez 1
Matt Krass 1
Mr. A 1
Mrblack298 1
Netman85am204 1
Rees2001 1
Saru29 1
Steve W 1
Termite233 1
Wilshire 1


And the picture:

http://www.chiefdelphi.com/media/photos/22345

As always, the deadline is midnight EDT on Saturday.

Go!

[Rohith Surampudi]

http://www.chiefdelphi.com/media/img/961/961535531829ec2e35bc924aebd63cf7_l.jpg

[Alex Cormier]

"wow, i finally found some robotics people my height! too bad they are in FLL..."

[Goober!!!]

Lisa:"I wish I can only be a FEW FEET taller so that i can be taller than the FLL students!!!" :D :D :D

[Rohith Surampudi]

"friends, its what FIRST is about"
-"ummm its For the Inspiration and Recognition of Science and Technology"
"Friends In Robotics Super Tournament"

[Elgin Clock]

Lisa: "The time machine we built during the 6 weeks worked Doc, and now I can sucessfully blend in to the year 2000, and prevent the 2001 FRC game design all together." :p

[Travis Hoffman]

http://www.chiefdelphi.com/media/img/961/961535531829ec2e35bc924aebd63cf7_l.jpg

"OK girls, just like we practiced it....and a 1, and a 2, and a 3.....

Drive! Drive on down the field; (http://www.osu.edu/download/battle_cry.mp3)
Men of the scarlet and gray; (http://www.osu.edu/download/battle_cry.mp3)
Don't let them thru that line, (http://www.osu.edu/download/battle_cry.mp3)
We've got to win this game today, (http://www.osu.edu/download/battle_cry.mp3)
Come on, Ohio! (http://www.osu.edu/download/battle_cry.mp3)
Smash thru to victory, (http://www.osu.edu/download/battle_cry.mp3)
We'll cheer you as you go; (http://www.osu.edu/download/battle_cry.mp3)
Our honor defend (http://www.osu.edu/download/battle_cry.mp3)
So we'll fight to the end (http://www.osu.edu/download/battle_cry.mp3)
For Ohio! (http://www.osu.edu/download/battle_cry.mp3)

"

[not an entry] Down with scUM! [/not an entry]

[Arefin Bari]

Lisa: These FLL kids remind me of Laura, Genia and Sam. =)

[JaneYoung]

Smile

No - you smile

No - you smile

OK - cheeeeeeeeeeese

[Dan Petrovic]

"A camera! Make it seem as if we are innocent! Quick!"

[lukevanoort]

Smile, before I subject you to Karthik's singing....

[Dillon Compton]

"See, I told you I could drive and help with the lego robot without the refs catching on, I'm the same freaking height as the freaking FLL students!"

[Koko Ed]

http://www.chiefdelphi.com/media/img/961/961535531829ec2e35bc924aebd63cf7_m.jpg
LISA: Somebody help me! They're making me do the sixth grade all over again just because I look like one! I'm a college student! A COLLEGE STUDENT!

[Rick TYler]

OK, kids, let's sing!

One of these things is not like the others,
One of these things just doesn't belong,
Can you tell which thing is not like the others
By the time I finish my song?

Three of these things belong together
Three of these things are kind of the same
Can you guess which one of these doesn't belong here?
Now it's time to play our game (time to play our game).

[Cody Carey]

Little do we know, that award hanging around their necks' isn't for winning anything FLL related, it's for building FIRST's first ever humanoid robot, pictured here on the far right.

[RoboMadi]

"lets not focus on the height... Cheese for *Kodak Moment*"

[Rich Wong]

And so it began, Little Lisa’s obsession with robots. First it was Lego robots, then FRC robots, then robots mentoring and now…..

http://www.chiefdelphi.com/media/photos/23971?

Robot Love!!!
;)

[nehalita]

What's sad is that the person to her left is actually bending over to try and be the same height as lisa.

[Taylor]

Well, it looks like this contraption fits within the 38" X 28" X 60" restrictions....

[Freddy Schurr]

Who said that short people can't do anything?

[EricH]

Lisa: These...these..KIDS! They're ALL taller than I am! I need a Segway!

[Dylan]

Here we see Lisa Perez undercover as an FLL team member:
http://www.chiefdelphi.com/media/img/961/961535531829ec2e35bc924aebd63cf7_m.jpg

[Wayne Doenges]

Group: Sings "We represent the lollipop guild, the lollipop guild, the lollipop guild, we represent the lollipop guild and we'd like to welcome you to munchkin land."
For those of you who don't get this is an excerpt from "The Wizard of Oz"

[Danielle H]

One girl: Oh no... it's my mom. (Lady in background.) Everyone, quick, turn around and look like were taking a picture, she'll never know.
Girl 2: YOU WEREN'T SUPPOSED TO ACTUALLY TAKE THE PICTURE YOU MORON! WE WEREN'T READY!

[EricS-Team180]

...and here we see the team sponsored by Central Michigan Orthodontics

[Conor Ryan]

Group: awwwwwww
Lisa: No, thats the camera, Adam and Michelle are over there
*movement*
Group: awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

[MissInformation]

Fooled by their sugar sweet smiles, no one knew they were dealing with the infamous Perez gang, wanted in ten states for crimes that include stealing Dave's Krispy Kremes and holding Baker's pigs hostage and identity theft (they all claimed to be JVN).

[EddieMcD]

"And the lord said that height was completely overrated. And thus, Lisa was created."

[Al Skierkiewicz]

This is clear proof that FLL teams that can get down and see the game from the robot viewpoint, win BIG!

[DCA Fan]

Now, we're not saying Lisa is short...but she does blend in well with middle schoolers.

[Billfred]

Before we begin, I'd like to remind the group, particularly Mr. Hoffman, of who defeated the Buckeyes (http://www.sc.edu) on more (http://www.outbackbowl.com/facts/game02.html) than one (http://www.outbackbowl.com/facts/game01.html) occasion. ;)

That said, first place goes to:"And the lord said that height was completely overrated. And thus, Lisa was created."Second place goes to:Fooled by their sugar sweet smiles, no one knew they were dealing with the infamous Perez gang, wanted in ten states for crimes that include stealing Dave's Krispy Kremes and holding Baker's pigs hostage and identity theft (they all claimed to be JVN).Honorable mentions go to:

1) Elgin Clock
2) lukevanoort
3) Wayne Doenges*
4) Koko Ed
5) Rick TYler
6) Cody C
7) Dillon Compton
8) EricH
9) Jane
10) EricS-Team180
11) Alex Cormier
*Weren't the girls from the Lullaby League?

And the burn award...Group: awwwwwww
Lisa: No, thats the camera, Adam and Michelle are over there
*movement*
Group: awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwWhich means the scores are:MissInformation 110
T. Hoffman -infinity
EddieMcD 93
Dlavery 86
Rich Wong 86
Gary Dillard 83
Jay Trzaskos 82
EricH 81
Icurtis 79
Al Skierkiewicz 75
Nehalita 73
Koko Ed 71
Jay H 237 70
Wayne Doenges 69
Andy Baker 62
KathieK 62
Bcahn836 52
Arefin Bari 48
Dorienne 007 47
Artdutra04 42
DCA Fan 39
Goober!!! 38
Joe Matt 37
Andrew Blair 37
EricS-Team180 36
Conor Ryan 35
Amanda Morrison 31
Alex Cormier 29
Xzvrw2 29
Boiler 27
Rich Kressly 26
Ashley Christine 24
Lukevanoort 23
“Big Mike” 21
Zach Purser 20
Mechanicalbrain 20
1derboy 20
Kyle Love 19
Dillon Compton 18
KenWittlief 18
Bill_Hancoc 17
Tim Delles 15
Skimoose 14
KarenH 14
Richardp 13
JVN 12
Rick Tyler 12
Cody C 12
Barry Bonzack 11
Jessica Boucher 11
Elgin Clock 11
Kjhobin 11
Fruity Pebbles 10
Pat McCarthy 10
GaryV1188 10
Squirrelrock 10
InfernoX14 10
Daniel Brim 9
anna~marie 9
Dave Scheck 9
Kevin Kolodziej 9
Danielle H 9
Greg Needel 9
Jane 9
Lil' Lavery 8
Tiffany34990 8
Dan Swando 7
Ogre 7
Sciencenerd 7
Brandy836 6
Miketwalker 6
RoboMom 6
Greencactus3 6
Irishninja 6
Sciguy125 6
DjAlamose 6
Dylan 6
MattD1Drift 6
Freddy Schurr 6
Adam Richards 5
Shyra1353 5
Wetzel 5
Spears312 5
huff_dragon 4
Killerofkiller 4
Cyberguy34000 4
Denman 4
Meaubry 4
Matt Attallah 4
SamS0Fa33O 4
Bemis 3
Beth Sweet 3
RogerR 3
Ryan Foley 3
Sakura141 3
Tytus Gerrish 3
Andrew Rudolph 2
BuddyB309 2
Eria4044 2
GraySwandir-75 2
Kyle 2
Meredith343MiM 2
Mini-D67 2
Sammy 2
Tomasz Bania 2
Eugenia Gabrielov 2
Liz C 2
Pwilczynski 2
Rohan_DHS 2
114Klutz 1
Ben Lauer 1
Budda648 1
CarpeDiem 1
Courtneyb1023 1
Dubious elise 1
FF_1610_EMT 1
First degree 1
George1902 1
Hillale 1
Jacqui 1
Joe_P. 1
John Wanninger 1
KyleGilbert45 1
Lisa Perez 1
Matt Krass 1
Mr. A 1
Mrblack298 1
Netman85am204 1
Rees2001 1
RoboMadi 1
Rvssnake 1
Saru29 1
Steve W 1
Termite233 1
Wilshire 1


Onward!