View Full Version : CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #98
Billfred
21-05-2006, 20:58
98 bottles of beer non-alcoholic beverage on the wall, 98 bottles of beer non-alcoholic beverage...
...eh, nevermind. Here's the scores:
MissInformation 112
T. Hoffman 111
EddieMcD 94
Dlavery 86
Rich Wong 86
Gary Dillard 83
EricH 83
Jay Trzaskos 82
Icurtis 79
Al Skierkiewicz 75
Nehalita 74
Wayne Doenges 74
Koko Ed 73
Jay H 237 72
Andy Baker 64
KathieK 62
Bcahn836 52
Arefin Bari 48
Dorienne 007 47
Artdutra04 42
DCA Fan 39
Goober!!! 39
Joe Matt 37
Andrew Blair 37
EricS-Team180 36
Conor Ryan 35
Lukevanoort 33
Amanda Morrison 31
Alex Cormier 30
Boiler 29
Xzvrw2 29
Rich Kressly 26
Ashley Christine 24
“Big Mike” 21
Zach Purser 20
Mechanicalbrain 20
1derboy 20
Kyle Love 19
Dillon Compton 18
KenWittlief 18
Bill_Hancoc 17
Tim Delles 15
Skimoose 15
KarenH 14
Richardp 13
Rick Tyler 13
Billfred 12.93
JVN 12
Cody C 12
Barry Bonzack 11
Jessica Boucher 11
Elgin Clock 11
GaryV1188 11
Kjhobin 11
Fruity Pebbles 10
Pat McCarthy 10
Squirrelrock 10
Danielle H 10
Jane 10
InfernoX14 10
Dan Swando 9
Daniel Brim 9
anna~marie 9
Dave Scheck 9
Kevin Kolodziej 9
Sciencenerd 9
Greg Needel 9
Lil' Lavery 8
Dylan 8
Tiffany34990 8
Ogre 7
Freddy Schurr 7
Brandy836 6
Miketwalker 6
RoboMom 6
Greencactus3 6
Irishninja 6
Sciguy125 6
DjAlamose 6
MattD1Drift 6
Adam Richards 5
Shyra1353 5
Wetzel 5
Spears312 5
huff_dragon 4
Killerofkiller 4
Cyberguy34000 4
Denman 4
Meaubry 4
Matt Attallah 4
SamS0Fa33O 4
Bemis 3
Beth Sweet 3
RogerR 3
Ryan Foley 3
Sakura141 3
Steve W 3
Tytus Gerrish 3
Andrew Rudolph 2
BuddyB309 2
Eria4044 2
GraySwandir-75 2
Kyle 2
Meredith343MiM 2
Mini-D67 2
Sammy 2
Tomasz Bania 2
Eugenia Gabrielov 2
Liz C 2
Pwilczynski 2
Rohan_DHS 2
114Klutz 1
Ben Lauer 1
Budda648 1
CarpeDiem 1
Courtneyb1023 1
Dubious elise 1
FF_1610_EMT 1
First degree 1
George1902 1
Hillale 1
Jacqui 1
Joe_P. 1
John Wanninger 1
KyleGilbert45 1
Lisa Perez 1
Matt Krass 1
Mr. A 1
Mrblack298 1
Netman85am204 1
Rees2001 1
RoboMadi 1
Rvssnake 1
Saru29 1
Termite233 1
Wilshire 1
And the picture:
http://www.chiefdelphi.com/media/photos/24366?
As always, the deadline is Saturday at midnight EDT.
Go!
What time is it?
Jaine: Its 11:05, I'll show ya..
One more
Darn Gravity, always holding me down....
Goober!!!
21-05-2006, 21:02
What happened to all the snow??? I WANTED TO MAKE A SNOW-ANGEL!!! :D :D :D
JaneYoung
21-05-2006, 21:05
ok, so here's the question -
how come they didn't tell me about the parachute?
Jay Trzaskos
21-05-2006, 21:10
"And here we see 25's newest victim... "
Rich Wong
21-05-2006, 21:38
At the Atlanta web hug Jessica Boucher attempted to punish Bill for his tardiness and missed.
http://www.chiefdelphi.com/media/img/5de/5dedc9650a4f1d56a0d1cb3b2a96c9b0_l.jpg
Unfortunately BurningQuestion, who was standing next to Bill, took a direct hit from Jessica's clipboard.
She woke an hour later with no signs of damage.
;)
http://www.chiefdelphi.com/media/img/4a4/4a479333453f2606e56250994e80597f_m.jpg
Janie Watch where your driving the robot you jerks!
anna~marie
21-05-2006, 21:57
I am determined to not be labeled a nerd... see? I will get some sun and then no one will know that I spend all my time indoors with robots...
Rick TYler
21-05-2006, 22:11
Roadkill on the Robot Superhighway...
Wayne Doenges
21-05-2006, 22:35
While Janie was relaxing, world renowned graffiti artist JVN showed everyone why he has never been caught.
Janie was none too pleased to see what JVN had done to her new white dress.
JVN has not be seen or heard from since.
Danielle H
22-05-2006, 08:07
A valuable lesson learned:
When dumping someone in the snow, take the valuables out of their pockets.
Also, make sure there's snow...
Andy Baker
22-05-2006, 08:47
We've wondered why Jaine has chosen Civil Engineering over other types, but now we see the reason: the girl just loves concrete.
AB
Alas, one of the forgotten, yet vital, roles is Team Parking Spot Saver.
Freddy Schurr
22-05-2006, 09:45
Alas, one of the forgotten, yet vital, roles is Team Parking Spot Saver.
Very funny!
"I hope we win a regional, I hope we win a regional."
Jaine Perotti
22-05-2006, 09:51
http://www.chiefdelphi.com/media/img/4a4/4a479333453f2606e56250994e80597f_m.jpg
"Jainie Got Run Over By a Robot" by Jaine Perotti
(to the tune of "Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer")
Jainie got run over by a robot
Walkin’ from the pits back to the stands
You can say that robots never rampage
But sometimes they don’t heed their own commands.
Jainie had been drinking too much eggnog
She stayed up way too late the night before
“I have to repair my broken robot!”
Said she as she stumbled out the door.
When they found her layin’ there next mornin’,
At the tragic scene of the attack,
There were two big tire tracks on her forehead,
Incriminatin’ grease marks on her back.
Jainie got run over by a robot
But which machine should take all of the blame?
Robbe, Bobcats, Aztechs and Miss Daisy
Ferocious were their robots all the same.
Then one day a kid named Dillon Greenberg
Came forth and said his robot wouldn’t slow
Even though he tried his best to stop it
He made a fatal error in his code! (quite literally)
Jainie got run over by a robot
Walkin’ from the pits back to the stands
You can say that robots never rampage,
But sometimes they don’t heed their own commands.
Tytus Gerrish
22-05-2006, 10:03
Jane, demonstrate how Jimmy Hoffa is laying under that concrete for us, wont you?
Jaine protects this memorable concrete from demolition. No one understands the reason for the stand. The interlock brick is so much nicer. Jaine holds her ground.
"If they only knew they would understand" thinks Janie. "How do tell them that this is the spot that my life was changed. It was brief but unforgettable."
This was the spot of Jaine and Dave Lavery's first meeting.
JaneYoung
22-05-2006, 10:22
(not an entry - I think to play it safe, I will only check this thread in the evening - definitely NOT at work - again - 'twill save a lot of - questions - as to why I am losing it in my office)
Danielle H
22-05-2006, 10:33
"Jainie Got Run Over By a Robot" by Jaine Perotti
(to the tune of "Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer")
Jainie got run over by a robot
Walkin’ from the pits back to the stands
You can say that robots never rampage
But sometimes they don’t heed their own commands.
Jainie had been drinking too much eggnog
She stayed up way too late the night before
“I have to repair my broken robot!”
Said she as she stumbled out the door.
When they found her layin’ there next mornin’,
At the tragic scene of the attack,
There were two big tire tracks on her forehead,
Incriminatin’ grease marks on her back.
Jainie got run over by a robot
But which machine should take all of the blame?
Robbe, Bobcats, Aztechs and Miss Daisy
Ferocious were their robots all the same.
Then one day a kid named Dillon Greenberg
Came forth and said his robot wouldn’t slow
Even though he tried his best to stop it
He made a fatal error in his code! (quite literally)
Jainie got run over by a robot
Walkin’ from the pits back to the stands
You can say that robots never rampage,
But sometimes they don’t heed their own commands.
[not an entry, obviously]Amazing... absolutely amazing. :D[/not an entry, obviously]
[not an entry]Okay, show's over, folks, nothing to see here, Janie "The Ringer" swept in and won her own friggin' contest. Who knew there was a karaoke competition? Take a bow, ma'am (or curtsy, whatever you prefer). We're not worthy.[/not an entry]
Rick TYler
22-05-2006, 11:51
[Museum card text: ]
This exhibit by Julian Beever (http://users.skynet.be/J.Beever/pave.htm) was displayed at a high school robotics competition in Atlanta. Chalk on pavement, 2006.
skimoose
22-05-2006, 13:49
Whoa. Is this The DaVinci Code 2007 game clue? ;)
lukevanoort
22-05-2006, 14:20
No matter how hard she tries, Jaine can't get the concrete to feel like Leonardo DiCaprio, nor get the opressive Philly heat to feel like the cool Artic air....
GaryVoshol
22-05-2006, 16:05
A rare photo was released of a secret ritual, believed to be an annual event celebrated in the Spring, dedicated to the ancient mystic Ka'amen. Little is known about the sect, but it is believed they are a small offshoot of a robotics competition.
Scholars know little about the 2nd Century holy man Ka'amen, who was believed to be a great-grandson of Mary Magdelene. The photo shows a recreation of a Medieval illuminated manuscript found in a ruined monastary in what is now Lebanon, which is the only known surviving page of Ka'amen's writings. There is much speculation about the significance of the spread-eagle position on the ground, and of the colorful garments worn during the ceremony.
In addition to being a mystic, Ka'amen also created several unique devices, including an ingenious ox cart which balanced on two wheels. Researchers say Leonardo DaVinci spent several years studying the drawings and writings of Ka'amen. Some believe Leonardo copied portions of the manuscripts, and then destroyed them.
Jaine does a bridge imitation. So far, two robots and a car have fallen for it.
[not an entry] Is this the work of Chuck Norris or Andy Baker? [/not an entry]
Andy Baker
22-05-2006, 21:00
[not an entry]Okay, show's over, folks, nothing to see here, Janie "The Ringer" swept in and won her own friggin' contest. Who knew there was a karaoke competition? Take a bow, ma'am (or curtsy, whatever you prefer). We're not worthy.[/not an entry]
(obviously not an entry: yeah... I would've thought that also, but then we get THIS: )
A rare photo was released of a secret ritual, believed to be an annual event celebrated in the Spring, dedicated to the ancient mystic Ka'amen. Little is known about the sect, but it is believed they are a small offshoot of a robotics competition.
Scholars know little about the 2nd Century holy man Ka'amen, who was believed to be a great-grandson of Mary Magdelene. The photo shows a recreation of a Medieval illuminated manuscript found in a ruined monastary in what is now Lebanon, which is the only known surviving page of Ka'amen's writings. There is much speculation about the significance of the spread-eagle position on the ground, and of the colorful garments worn during the ceremony.
In addition to being a mystic, Ka'amen also created several unique devices, including an ingenious ox cart which balanced on two wheels. Researchers say Leonardo DaVinci spent several years studying the drawings and writings of Ka'amen. Some believe Leonardo copied portions of the manuscripts, and then destroyed them.
(again... not an entry: can ANYONE top those two?!?)
Jay H 237
22-05-2006, 21:17
Did someone drop a piece of toast or is that a redhead that's been in the sun too long? :p
JaneYoung
22-05-2006, 22:49
- There is nothing like a good case of Senioritis -
sunshine, blue sky, fresh air - the answer to all of life's questions...
---
(this part not an entry - if we're voting, I like the sticky shifty old guy's entry.)
Ian Curtis
23-05-2006, 16:58
http://www.chiefdelphi.com/media/img/4a4/4a479333453f2606e56250994e80597f_m.jpg
This is a CNN News Exclusive! This picture was taken in the afternoon of Arpil 29th, 2006 at the Georgia Dome, in Atlanta, Georgia. Apparently Jaine Perotti was waiting in que with her team on the Galileo field when the DJ made a terrible error and began playing the "song" "Ice, Ice Baby" by the "artist" Vanilla Ice. Shortly after this picture was taken the ambulance segway (http://www.chiefdelphi.com/media/img/d39/d3946568b7ec15baf6644e4db5279f99_l.jpg) showed up and escorted her to a nearby hospital. We are unsure of her condition at this time.
lukevanoort
23-05-2006, 18:45
(again... not an entry: can ANYONE top those two?!?)
Well, there's still competition for the burn award....
Morgan Gillespie
23-05-2006, 19:25
"Never again shall a game of foursquare harm this beautiful concrete ground!"
Conor Ryan
23-05-2006, 20:14
With only a few hours left to ship, Jaine decides to offer herself up to the Gods in hope that 716 would have an awesome robot. Then she remembered that she was the only one that could set it up in autonomous and have it actually score, soo much for the sacrifice.
irishninja
23-05-2006, 20:35
Vitruvian Geek.
http://www.chiefdelphi.com/media/img/4a4/4a479333453f2606e56250994e80597f_m.jpg
Ever the inquisitive lass, here we see Jaine conducting yet another impromptu science experiment. Wondering what would happen if she swallowed 716 small refrigerator magnets, Jaine has discovered she now has a tendancy to always point north...
MissInformation
25-05-2006, 23:51
"Roll over Houdini, move over David Copperfield and hang up your magic wand David Blaine... with no strings or wires, I am going to rise up... that's right, levitate... everyone look... are you looking? Good... here I go... rising... rising... light as a feather, light as a feather, light as a feather... uh... just a second, it's coming... up, up and away! Up! up up up up up! Away? Well... what are all you looking at? Go away! Can't a girl take a nap in peace? Sheesh!"
Jaine quietly singing to herself: "I'm, gonna soak up the sun,..."
[this line not an entry] (I think I saw her in ATL, wearing Tye-dye of course :) ) [/this line not an entry]
nehalita
26-05-2006, 00:12
Oh no Jaine...did Andy Baker tell another one of his corny jokes?
Travis Hoffman
26-05-2006, 02:01
Jaine was the unfortunate victim of mistaken identity in Atlanta when one of the city's automated Hippie Magnets stopped her in her tracks. Once police arrived and verified that she wasn't going to San Francisco and didn't have flowers in her hair, she was let off with a warning.
In a related note, has anyone seen Woodie Flowers since the Championship????
Al Skierkiewicz
26-05-2006, 08:04
After hearing Tytus and Arefin talking about repealing gravity, Jaine went immediately to work trying to hold down the small piece of earth she was standing on. This lasted for several minutes until the ant hill she had landed on came alive. Who knew that ants were attracted to blue and yellow?
Dorienne
28-05-2006, 14:37
Jaine: Ahhhhhh...nothing better than relaxing without Arefin at my heels...
*looks up* Oh crap here he comes...*runs off to another spot* Gosh I wish I didn't wear such obvious clothes today!!!
Billfred
28-05-2006, 15:55
Man, I knew I should've saved this one for about two weeks from now. ;)
First place goes to (although I guess it isn't much of a shocker)...
"Jainie Got Run Over By a Robot" by Jaine Perotti
(to the tune of "Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer")
Jainie got run over by a robot
Walkin’ from the pits back to the stands
You can say that robots never rampage
But sometimes they don’t heed their own commands.
Jainie had been drinking too much eggnog
She stayed up way too late the night before
“I have to repair my broken robot!”
Said she as she stumbled out the door.
When they found her layin’ there next mornin’,
At the tragic scene of the attack,
There were two big tire tracks on her forehead,
Incriminatin’ grease marks on her back.
Jainie got run over by a robot
But which machine should take all of the blame?
Robbe, Bobcats, Aztechs and Miss Daisy
Ferocious were their robots all the same.
Then one day a kid named Dillon Greenberg
Came forth and said his robot wouldn’t slow
Even though he tried his best to stop it
He made a fatal error in his code! (quite literally)
Jainie got run over by a robot
Walkin’ from the pits back to the stands
You can say that robots never rampage,
But sometimes they don’t heed their own commands.
Second place is a tie!
Jane, demonstrate how Jimmy Hoffa is laying under that concrete for us, wont you?
and
We've wondered why Jaine has chosen Civil Engineering over other types, but now we see the reason: the girl just loves concrete.
Honorable mentions go to:
1) Jay Trzaskos
2) T. Hoffman
3) MissInformation
4) dlavery
5) Rich Wong
6) Wayne Doenges
7) Danielle H
8) irishninja
9) GaryV1188
10) Rick TYler
11) lukevanoort
12) boiler
13) anna~marie
14) Conor Ryan
And the burn award (quite literally, in this case):
After hearing Tytus and Arefin talking about repealing gravity, Jaine went immediately to work trying to hold down the small piece of earth she was standing on. This lasted for several minutes until the ant hill she had landed on came alive. Who knew that ants were attracted to blue and yellow?
Which means the scores are...
MissInformation 114
T. Hoffman 113
EddieMcD 94
Dlavery 88
Rich Wong 88
Jay Trzaskos 84
EricH 84
Gary Dillard 83
Icurtis 80
Al Skierkiewicz 78
Wayne Doenges 76
Nehalita 75
Koko Ed 74
Jay H 237 73
Andy Baker 69
KathieK 62
Bcahn836 52
Arefin Bari 48
Dorienne 007 47
Artdutra04 42
Goober!!! 40
DCA Fan 39
Joe Matt 37
Andrew Blair 37
Conor Ryan 37
EricS-Team180 36
Lukevanoort 35
Amanda Morrison 31
Boiler 31
Alex Cormier 30
Xzvrw2 29
Rich Kressly 26
Ashley Christine 24
“Big Mike” 21
Zach Purser 20
Mechanicalbrain 20
1derboy 20
Kyle Love 19
Dillon Compton 18
KenWittlief 18
Bill_Hancoc 17
Skimoose 16
Tim Delles 15
Rick Tyler 15
KarenH 14
Richardp 13
GaryV1188 13
JVN 12
Cody C 12
Danielle H 12
Barry Bonzack 11
Jessica Boucher 11
Elgin Clock 11
anna~marie 11
Jane 11
Kjhobin 11
BurningQuestion 10
Fruity Pebbles 10
Pat McCarthy 10
Squirrelrock 10
InfernoX14 10
Dan Swando 9
Daniel Brim 9
Dave Scheck 9
Kevin Kolodziej 9
Sciencenerd 9
Dylan 9
Greg Needel 9
Lil' Lavery 8
Tytus Gerrish 8
Irishninja 8
Tiffany34990 8
Freddy Schurr 8
Ogre 7
Brandy836 6
Miketwalker 6
RoboMom 6
Greencactus3 6
Sciguy125 6
DjAlamose 6
MattD1Drift 6
Adam Richards 5
Shyra1353 5
Wetzel 5
Spears312 5
huff_dragon 4
Killerofkiller 4
Cyberguy34000 4
Denman 4
Meaubry 4
Steve W 4
Matt Attallah 4
SamS0Fa33O 4
Bemis 3
Beth Sweet 3
Kyle 3
RogerR 3
Ryan Foley 3
Sakura141 3
Andrew Rudolph 2
BuddyB309 2
Eria4044 2
GraySwandir-75 2
Meredith343MiM 2
Mini-D67 2
Sammy 2
Tomasz Bania 2
Eugenia Gabrielov 2
Liz C 2
Pwilczynski 2
Rohan_DHS 2
114Klutz 1
Ben Lauer 1
Budda648 1
CarpeDiem 1
Courtneyb1023 1
Dubious elise 1
FF_1610_EMT 1
First degree 1
George1902 1
Hillale 1
Jacqui 1
Joe_P. 1
John Wanninger 1
KyleGilbert45 1
Lisa Perez 1
Matt Krass 1
Mercury Rising 1
Mr. A 1
Mrblack298 1
Netman85am204 1
Rees2001 1
RoboMadi 1
Rvssnake 1
Saru29 1
Termite233 1
Wilshire 1
Onward!
Jaine Perotti
29-05-2006, 13:08
First place goes to (although I guess it isn't much of a shocker)...
"Jainie Got Run Over By a Robot" by Jaine Perotti
(to the tune of "Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer")So I guess "The Ringer" is my new nickname? ;)
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