CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #99

[Billfred]

Or, as Snoop Dogg put it, nine-five plus four pennies.

Here's the scores:

MissInformation 114
T. Hoffman 113
EddieMcD 94
Dlavery 88
Rich Wong 88
Jay Trzaskos 84
EricH 84
Gary Dillard 83
Icurtis 80
Al Skierkiewicz 78
Wayne Doenges 76
Nehalita 75
Koko Ed 74
Jay H 237 73
Andy Baker 69
KathieK 62
Bcahn836 52
Arefin Bari 48
Dorienne 007 47
Artdutra04 42
Goober!!! 40
DCA Fan 39
Joe Matt 37
Andrew Blair 37
Conor Ryan 37
EricS-Team180 36
Lukevanoort 35
Amanda Morrison 31
Boiler 31
Alex Cormier 30
Xzvrw2 29
Rich Kressly 26
Ashley Christine 24
“Big Mike” 21
Zach Purser 20
Mechanicalbrain 20
1derboy 20
Kyle Love 19
Dillon Compton 18
KenWittlief 18
Bill_Hancoc 17
Skimoose 16
Tim Delles 15
Rick Tyler 15
KarenH 14
Richardp 13
GaryV1188 13
Billfred 12.93
JVN 12
Cody C 12
Danielle H 12
Barry Bonzack 11
Jessica Boucher 11
Elgin Clock 11
anna~marie 11
Jane 11
Kjhobin 11
BurningQuestion 10
Fruity Pebbles 10
Pat McCarthy 10
Squirrelrock 10
InfernoX14 10
Dan Swando 9
Daniel Brim 9
Dave Scheck 9
Kevin Kolodziej 9
Sciencenerd 9
Dylan 9
Greg Needel 9
Lil' Lavery 8
Tytus Gerrish 8
Irishninja 8
Tiffany34990 8
Freddy Schurr 8
Ogre 7
Brandy836 6
Miketwalker 6
RoboMom 6
Greencactus3 6
Sciguy125 6
DjAlamose 6
MattD1Drift 6
Adam Richards 5
Shyra1353 5
Wetzel 5
Spears312 5
huff_dragon 4
Killerofkiller 4
Cyberguy34000 4
Denman 4
Meaubry 4
Steve W 4
Matt Attallah 4
SamS0Fa33O 4
Bemis 3
Beth Sweet 3
Kyle 3
RogerR 3
Ryan Foley 3
Sakura141 3
Andrew Rudolph 2
BuddyB309 2
Eria4044 2
GraySwandir-75 2
Meredith343MiM 2
Mini-D67 2
Sammy 2
Tomasz Bania 2
Eugenia Gabrielov 2
Liz C 2
Pwilczynski 2
Rohan_DHS 2
114Klutz 1
Ben Lauer 1
Budda648 1
CarpeDiem 1
Courtneyb1023 1
Dubious elise 1
FF_1610_EMT 1
First degree 1
George1902 1
Hillale 1
Jacqui 1
Joe_P. 1
John Wanninger 1
KyleGilbert45 1
Lisa Perez 1
Matt Krass 1
Mercury Rising 1
Mr. A 1
Mrblack298 1
Netman85am204 1
Rees2001 1
RoboMadi 1
Rvssnake 1
Saru29 1
Termite233 1
Wilshire 1


And the picture, in honor of a certain someone's birthday:

http://www.invisiblerobot.com/robotics/robot_b60/index/img_0028.html

As always, the deadline is Saturday at midnight EDT.

Go!

[Arefin Bari]

Dave: See kids, this is how you make money. You send a form to the parents saying the team needs money. Now I have 10, 20, 30, 40..... 600 dollars here. Time to go to krispy Kreme. =)

[anna~marie]

I never thought that I could make so much money by selling fake hints!!

[Koko Ed]

http://www.invisiblerobot.com/robotics/robot_b60/img_0028.jpg
Hopefully we raised enough money to pay off Billfred so he'll use some other team in his stupid caption contest!

[Joe Matt]

Black-mailng Dunkin Doughnuts is working splendedly!

[Dorienne]

Okay...how much do you want?...One thousand!...That's a bit much, Billfred...I don't think I want you to rig the Caption Contest in my favor that much...

[Daisy]

Maybe I can pay off Heidi to delete that (http://www.chiefdelphi.com/forums/showthread.php?p=505063#post505063)

Let's see here....

<not part of entry> PS. Nice haircut. </not part of entry>

[Freddy Schurr]

This is how much money we are going to include in the kit of parts for 2007 season.

[JaneYoung]

Dave: Man! This is going to buy a LOT of jello!

- and he starts humming:
...if I had a million dollars
(if I had a million dollars)
I'd buy you a monkey
betcha always wanted a monKEY!
...if I had a million dollars....

[Travis Hoffman]

http://www.invisiblerobot.com/robotics/robot_b60/img_0028.jpg

Bawls and Dew (in the spirit of one Snoop Dogg)

With so much drama on the g-d-c
Its kinda hard bein dave l-a-v-ery
But i, somehow, some way
Keep comin up with funky FIRST games like every single day
May i, kick a little something for the gs (yeah)
And, make a few rules as (yeah!) I breeze, through
Two in the mornin and the design meetin's still jumpin
Cause Morella aint here
Tony and Walt in the living room workin on scorin'
And, they aint leavin til six in the mornin (six in the mornin)
So what you wanna do, sheee(sh)
I got a pocket full of jello and my homeboys do too
So turn off the lights and close the doors
But (but what) we dont love them water games, yeah!
So we gonna build a pool for this
D up, poofs down, while you enginerds bounce to this

Rollin down the street, eatin' K-K's, sippin on bawls and dew
Laid back [with my mind on my money and my money on my mind]

[Rohith Surampudi]

how much did you say it would take to get my other car off Mars again?

[Michelle Celio]

Dave: Money, Money, Money, Mon-ah. *

*im trying to go with a beat..but yeah

[Goober!!!]

Dave: Hmmmmmmmm, I wonder if this money will give me another good hint for next year's game!!! :D :D :D

[EricH]

Student: Dave, next time you get NASA to sponsor us, could you please get them to give us the money in the form of a check so we don't get the cash stolen?

[Jay H 237]

(Thinks to himself)

Where should I hide this where the wife won't find it?

[Daisy]

pfff, a dozen? I'll just buy your factory instead! What's you gonna do?

Kid on left: woow...I didn't know he'd waste all that money for some Krispy Kremes...a man's gotta do what a man's gotta do...

[EricH]

Moments after this picture was taken, the room erupted in chaos as the Secret Service swept in, trying to find Dave's printing press.

[Steve W]

Wife's birthday present? ..... Krispy Kreme?
Wife's birthday present? ..... Krispy Kreme?
Wife's birthday present? ..... Krispy Kreme?

Why do we have to make such large decisions?

[Steve S.]

Dave (to self): Maybe if I pay these kids they will go home!

[Timmyd]

Dave: no guys not even this much will buy you the plans for next years game

[Bill_Hancoc]

Can you belive i found this much money cleaning out the garage behind me....the last owner put it in a large glass jar.

[Morgan Gillespie]

Pft and they said there was no money in "Just for Greys" shampoo.

[JackN]

It is official, Dave is Pimp too.

[DCA Fan]

Hm this looks like a good game piece clue for next year.

[lukevanoort]

http://www.invisiblerobot.com/robotics/robot_b60/img_0028.jpg
Okay, okay, I got 'da dough, 15 large, now when can ya do the DOS attack on www.factorfantasy.com?

[Rich Kressly]

"Let's see...
...100 bucks for Woodie's philosophy bookstore gift certificate. That should keep him busy ... 75 bucks to convince an imposter to lie to Tony about dates/times for GDC meetings ... 50, errrr, 40, ummm .... crap, Morrella is easy ... 4 bucks for a happy meal. That toy is plenty to distract him ... That leaves 124 bucks. Getting Steve Chism sent out to sea for six months on that might be tough, but once a Navy man, always a Navy man.

Bet on this ... 2007 will be the year for 1 on 1 on 1 on 1 on 1 with a pond and inflatable clowns."

[Conor Ryan]

"My Other Wallet is on MARS"

[Wayne Doenges]

Dave: "This looks like enough money to pay off that 6 year old that thought up this years competition. Now what did he want? OH, I remember, 20 sets of Lego Mindstorm and a years supply of Tootsie Roll pops. Now if I can only convince that students to raise some more money for next years competition down payment."

[Amanda Morrison]

"And this, kids, is the money we saved by just making people think we put a man on the moon."

[tiffany34990]

Dave: thinking to himself..show me the money! weee! i love the smell of money...oo those crisp ones!
Dave says: Well, we are a couple of dollars short.
Dave: thinking to himself : hmm ya... def. more so hundreds short. seriously they need to pay me more to come up with ideas

[KathieK]

Student: "1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6! Hah! I own Bedford Street and you owe me $200 in rent, Dave!"
Dave: "Who convinced me it would be fun to play FIRSTopoly, anyway???"

[anna~marie]

Student: "1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6! Hah! I own Bedford Street and you owe me $200 in rent, Dave!"
Dave: "Who convinced me it would be fun to play FIRSTopoly, anyway???"

not an entry/
omgosh FIRSTopoly would be the most amazing ever
I would so buy it!!!
/not an entry

[Steve S.]

not an entry/
omgosh FIRSTopoly would be the most amazing ever
I would so buy it!!!
/not an entry

[not an entry] hey, i now have a summer project :) [/not an entry]

[KathieK]

[not an entry] hey, i now have a summer project :) [/not an entry][also not an entry]Already working on it! Maybe we should collaborate![/not an entry]

[Jay Trzaskos]

"nobody will ever guess that these $116 bills with my face on the front aren't counterfeit..." as Dave continues counting his personalized US currency, "$26,564, $26,680, $26,796, ..."

[MissInformation]

Dave counted the money again... he shook his head in disbelief... he just couldn't believe that the X-Men 3 had out-grossed The Robot Horror Picture Show. How was he ever going to raise the money to make a sequel?

[EddieMcD]

"Everybody's got a price.
Everybody's gotta pay.
Because the Million Dollar Dave
always gets his way."

[nehalita]

Is this enough money to get you to keep those legs covered?

[Rick TYler]

[Thought bubble]

"If these kids want a water game in 2007 they're going to have to come up with a lot more than this."

[Steve S.]

[also not an entry]Already working on it! Maybe we should collaborate![/not an entry]

[should be sleeping right now] What have you done so far? [/should be sleeping right now]

[KarenH]

Now that Amanda has convinced him that Krispy Kremes will shorten his life by 0.15 years, Dave considers buying salad for the team's lunch.

[Rich Wong]

Autographing poofballs and selling them is making me a ton of money!
Last year’s tetras were a big dud on ebay.
I have to choose wisely for next year; let me think, more balls, may Frisbees, or maybe plastic box again, ….or inflatable clowns?

[dlavery]

http://www.invisiblerobot.com/robotics/robot_b60/img_0028.jpg

Heh heh, so that is $116 just to make me wear long pants the next time I ride Tyler's Mini-chopper (http://www.chiefdelphi.com/media/photos/19352). So I wonder how much they will pay me NOT to wear my bike shorts to the next meeting???

[Lil' Lavery]

Look at all the money we save by NOT buying Sean a car!

[Andrew Blair]

Dats big pimpin'.

[Joe Matt]

Look at all the money we save by NOT buying Sean a car!

[not an entry]

boy, someone is bitter. ;)

[/not an entry]

[Billfred]

(Note to self: In the event that there's another DC-area off-season this year, know at all times when Dave is within range of Poof balls.)

First place goes to:

"Let's see...
...100 bucks for Woodie's philosophy bookstore gift certificate. That should keep him busy ... 75 bucks to convince an imposter to lie to Tony about dates/times for GDC meetings ... 50, errrr, 40, ummm .... crap, Morrella is easy ... 4 bucks for a happy meal. That toy is plenty to distract him ... That leaves 124 bucks. Getting Steve Chism sent out to sea for six months on that might be tough, but once a Navy man, always a Navy man.

Bet on this ... 2007 will be the year for 1 on 1 on 1 on 1 on 1 with a pond and inflatable clowns."

Second place goes to:

Pft and they said there was no money in "Just for Greys" shampoo.

Honorable mentions go to:

1) Lil' Lavery
2) KarenH
3) Jane
4) T. Hoffman
5) Steve W.
6) Rick TYler
7) Rich Wong
8) dlavery
9) MissInformation
10) lukevanoort
11) Jay Trzaskos
12) KathieK
13) Arefin Bari
14) anna~marie
15) Koko Ed
16) Jay H 237
17) Conor Ryan
18) Wayne Doenges

And the burn award...

"And this, kids, is the money we saved by just making people think we put a man on the moon."

Which means the scores are...

MissInformation 116
T. Hoffman 115
EddieMcD 95
Dlavery 90
Rich Wong 90
Jay Trzaskos 86
EricH 85
Gary Dillard 83
Icurtis 80
Al Skierkiewicz 78
Wayne Doenges 78
Nehalita 76
Koko Ed 76
Jay H 237 75
Andy Baker 69
KathieK 64
Bcahn836 52
Arefin Bari 50
Dorienne 007 48
Artdutra04 42
Goober!!! 41
DCA Fan 40
Conor Ryan 39
Joe Matt 38
Andrew Blair 38
Lukevanoort 37
Rich Kressly 36
EricS-Team180 36
Amanda Morrison 34
Boiler 31
Alex Cormier 30
Xzvrw2 29
Ashley Christine 24
“Big Mike” 21
1derboy 21
Zach Purser 20
Mechanicalbrain 20
Kyle Love 19
Dillon Compton 18
KenWittlief 18
Bill_Hancoc 18
Rick Tyler 17
KarenH 16
Skimoose 16
Tim Delles 15
Richardp 13
anna~marie 13
GaryV1188 13
Jane 13
JVN 12
Cody C 12
Danielle H 12
Barry Bonzack 11
Mercury Rising 11
Jessica Boucher 11
Elgin Clock 11
Fruity Pebbles 11
Kjhobin 11
BurningQuestion 10
Lil' Lavery 10
Pat McCarthy 10
Squirrelrock 10
InfernoX14 10
Dan Swando 9
Daniel Brim 9
Dave Scheck 9
Kevin Kolodziej 9
Sciencenerd 9
Dylan 9
Greg Needel 9
Tiffany34990 9
Freddy Schurr 9
Tytus Gerrish 8
Irishninja 8
Ogre 7
Brandy836 6
Miketwalker 6
RoboMom 6
Greencactus3 6
Sciguy125 6
Steve W 6
DjAlamose 6
MattD1Drift 6
Adam Richards 5
Shyra1353 5
Wetzel 5
Spears312 5
huff_dragon 4
Killerofkiller 4
Cyberguy34000 4
Denman 4
Meaubry 4
Matt Attallah 4
SamS0Fa33O 4
Bemis 3
Beth Sweet 3
Kyle 3
RogerR 3
Ryan Foley 3
Sakura141 3
Andrew Rudolph 2
BuddyB309 2
Eria4044 2
GraySwandir-75 2
Meredith343MiM 2
Mini-D67 2
Sammy 2
Tomasz Bania 2
Eugenia Gabrielov 2
Liz C 2
Pwilczynski 2
Rohan_DHS 2
Rohith Surampudi 2
114Klutz 1
Ben Lauer 1
Budda648 1
CarpeDiem 1
Courtneyb1023 1
Daisy 1
Dubious elise 1
FF_1610_EMT 1
First degree 1
George1902 1
Hillale 1
Jacqui 1
Joe_P. 1
John Wanninger 1
KyleGilbert45 1
Lisa Perez 1
Matt Krass 1
Mr. A 1
Mrblack298 1
Netman85am204 1
Rees2001 1
RoboMadi 1
Saru29 1
Team1591 1
Termite233 1
Timmyd 1
Wilshire 1


(Of course, Amanda's score might be stuck at 34 when Dave reads these results. :ahh: ;) )

Onward!