CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #107

[Billfred]

Live from New York, it's...uh, how does that go again? :rolleyes:

Here's the scores:

MissInformation 15
Jay H 237 12
Nehalita 5
GaryV1188 5
Jane 4
Boiler 4
T. Hoffman 4
Rick Tyler 4
Skimoose 4
Koko Ed 4
Andrew Blair 4
Joe Matt 4
Lukevanoort 3
Cuog 3
Cody C 3
Al Skierkiewicz 3
Kyle A 3
EddieMcD 3
Dorienne 007 3
InfernoX14 3
Greg Needel 3
Dylan 3
Rich Wong 3
Steve W 2
KathieK 2
Jgjedi10 2
Fruity Pebbles 2
Mercury Rising 2
Wayne Doenges 2
EricS-Team180 2
Goober!!! 2
Arefin Bari 1
Alex Cormier 1
Team1591 1
Freddy Schurr 1
Hiteak 1
Bcahn836 1
Xzvrw2 1
Elgin Clock 1
Mocat1530 1


And the picture, one everyone should've seen coming:

http://www.chiefdelphi.com/media/photos/25235?

And since I'll be back in the 803 by the end of this contest, the deadline is once again Saturday at midnight, unless you can eke one in before I open the thread to judge it.

Go!

[Michelle Celio]

http://www.chiefdelphi.com/media/img/073/07362d68ff9b7472ebbfadaa36db7890_m.jpg

Koko:: Do you like it on my head? Well I hope you like it on my head becuase those pesky FIRSTers decided to duck tape you to my head. Yeah, I know it's sad but what can you do? It's the offseason. Oh well you're keeping my head warm so I guess I'll just keep you there for a while...

Person taking the picture:: Koko why are you talking to yourself?!

Koko:: IM NOT TALKING TO MY SELF!! IM TALKING x-dawg!!

[not an entry] Yay for first responce at 6 am ish... ok gotta go back to getting ready for summer school [/not an entry]

[miketwalker]

*Koko Ed in 2001* I bet you I would look better with a cat for a hat. Hey, that rhymes... that's pretty slick. I wonder what would happen if Dr. Seuss made a character for Marvel...

[Bcahn836]

Koko Ed- "so this is what i get for losing a donut eating contest with dave"
Dog-" so this is what i get for losing a donut eating contest with dave"

[Dorienne]

<not included with entry>(imitation of Ed Edd & Eddy)</not included with entry>

Ed (imitating the dumb Ed): Uuuuuuuuuuuuuh...Eddy, why is there a cute red dog on my heeeeeeead?

Dave Lavery (as Eddy off-camera): I don't know, Ed! Just throw him off!

Ed: UUUUUUUH...Okay! *tries to toss puppy into road, but gets bitten instead* OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW (this goes on for about three minutes)!

[Steve W]

Dog "Stop your pouting right now young man. I said that we were not going to It's A Small Small World till after dinner. Now off to see Goofy and his pals"

[JaneYoung]

A case of double trouble:
X-Dawg and KoKo Ed deciding what to name the game they are playing in the park.

KoKo Ed:
Sometime today you have to decide, X-Dawg - stack attack, tower power, or aim high?
X-Dawg: *yawn, sleepy* - maybe I can take a little nappy up here and you can tell me some FF stories first.
KoKo Ed: <hmm> well...

[Taylor]

"Not only am I the Hair Club for Men president, I'm also a client."

<not an entry> If you're too young to get this one, PM me and I'll explain it. Or just ask anybody over the age of 25. </not an entry>

[Billfred]

<not an entry> If you're too young to get this one, PM me and I'll explain it. Or just ask anybody over the age of 25. </not an entry>
<obviously not an entry>
Make that 20.

[Steve W]

<obviously not an entry>
Make that 20.

(not an entry)Just because you have been thinking about being a client , it doesn't mean everyone over 20 understands(not an entry) :p

[Cynette]

Koko Ed: “Ok, here’s the routine, I ask a question and you answer. Ready? What covers a house?"

X-Dog: "Roof!"

Koko Ed: "How does sandpaper feel?"

X-Dog: "Rough!"

Koko Ed: "Who was the greatest ball player of all time?"

X-Dog: "Ruth!"

Koko Ed: "We’ll have them ROFL by this time…"

X-Dog: "But wait! Isn’t the greatest player Mantle?"

[GaryVoshol]

Koko Ed wonders just how the team managed to convert a poof-ball shooter into a floppy-stuffed-animal shooter.

[Kyle A]

DOG- woof woof woof, i wanna ride the Viper.

Ed- how many times do i have to tell you i dont do rollar coasters

DOG- come on i wanna ride it and I can only ride it if u come

Ed-NO NO NO

DOG- you always spoil all the fun

ED- If i hear any more lip from you your going right back to the game i got you from

DOG- noooooo not there, I'll behave I promise

Ed- Good now its time to go ride the Feris Wheel

[Cuog]

After years of battling with Dog-Hairitus Koko Ed embraised his canine hair and wore it proudy for the world to see.... Until some FIRSTer with a camera decided to turn it into a caption contest.... poor Ed was a sad man after that.

[Joe Matt]

KoKo Ed's "experimenting" in the 60s finally catches up to him....

[EricS-Team180]

...Idiots!
I told them to get me a Red Bull or a Raw Dawg!

[Steve W]

This brings another meaning to "hair of the dog".

[nehalita]

In a dog/owner look-alike contest, the judges informed Koko Ed that he was just short of the trophy because of the unusual case that he looked more like a dog than his pet did.

[Josh Goodman]

The only safe place from all the X-Cats, was on top of Koko Ed's head

[Alex Cormier]

"Finally i have a hair style i like!"

[Travis Hoffman]

Clifford the Big Red Dog's Adventure in Giant Land took a turn for the worse when he mistook Big Ed's head for a fire hydrant:

Giant Ed: "Fee Fi Fo Fum - I smell.......asparagus????? What the?????"

[Dan Petrovic]

Unfortunately for Koko Ed, that new "hair" of his ain't foolin' anyone.

[Hiteak]

Just as Ed thought he was the top dog out of all the X-Cats, he decided to look up.

[Cody Carey]

"When I said it was raining cats and dogs, I didn't mean literally"

[Dylan]

Ed: "Those dang roller coaster riders really need to hang on to their stuff more tightly, I'm just glad it wasn't another ice cream cone!"

[skimoose]

Koko Ed: Dawg get down now......
and watch where you put that red key. I am NOT a Segway! :ahh:

[Wayne Doenges]

Red Dawg: "I want to ride this ride. Please, please, please."
Koko Ed: "OK, but you aren't tall enough, so I'm going to put you on my head but you must stay very still."
Red Dawg: "OK. Yippee!"

[Steve W]

(I hope that it is unlimited entries. - not part of entry)Below is my entry.


This is a tail about Ed. It is unlike the tortoise and the hair. Take time, paws and reflect on the story. When FIRST told, it was over Ed's head.

Speed was the hairs forte. The hair quickly covered the vast bare(n) expanse that Ed so proudly displayed. The color gave Ed claws to worry. You can see from his expression that he nose that he has not covered all areas in his head. Suddenly he thinks to himself "dog-on-it, last night I dreamed I was a red head. Was it really a dream?"

I guess that the moral is that if you drink too much Red Bull and don't reflect, dog-on-it will probably go to your head.

[JaneYoung]

I hope that it is unlimited entries.

This is a tail about Ed. It is unlike the tortoise and the hair. Take time, paws and reflect on the story. When FIRST told, it was over Ed's head.

Speed was the hairs forte. The hair quickly covered the vast bare(n) expanse that Ed so proudly displayed. The color gave Ed claws to worry. You can see from his expression that he nose that he has not covered all areas in his head. Suddenly he thinks to himself "dog-on-it, last night I dreamed I was a red head. Was it really a dream?"

I guess that the moral is that if you drink too much Red Bull and don't reflect, dog-on-it will probably go to your head.

(not an entry) now I have the giggle hiccups - thank you Steve.....

[MissInformation]

Passerby: "Do you know you have a dog on your head?"
Koko Ed: "I'm not sure... could you hum a few bars?"

[JackN]

So thats what you get for winning two chaimans award.

[Rich Wong]

KoKo: I ready don’t want to eat another one.....

Devil Dog: YES YOU DO. YOU will have another Garbage Plate…. It’s good for you. YOU want it bad and you won’t gain weight. Trust me!
YOU can taste it… yummy... the hash browns, baked beans, macaroni salad, all mix with the hot sauce, oh… yes... more hot sauce, more onions, more mustard and ketchup!

KoKo: Yes... yes... I want... another... Garbage Plate... I want it now.
<Pause>
Wait a minute! Where is my good conscience, Angel Dog, who always talks me out of this?

Devil Dog: Ho, after the The Mind Eraser, he got sick as a dog. He is in the bathroom throwing up the last Garbage Plate we had.
:]

[Jay H 237]

"That better be sweat running down my back!" :ahh:

[Rich Wong]

"That better be sweat running down my back!" :ahh:


<not an entry>
HA..HA.. HA.. HE HE!
That is funny.... :)
You crazy Mentor posting on CD at 5AM!
;)
<end of not an entry>

[KathieK]

Koko Ed: I honestly don't know what happened. I went to bed feeling fine and woke up like this. Do you think it's a sign that I need to join a team that has a red dog as their mascot???

:D

[EddieMcD]

"By blocking off the immense glare from his head, the Koko Ed imposter (http://www.chiefdelphi.com/forums/showthread.php?t=47075) was able to blend in with the X-Cats. Until they realized he had a dog on his head..."

[Goober!!!]

HAHAHA, I have a stuffed animal for hair. I FINALLY HAVE HAIR!!! :D :D :D

[Rohith Surampudi]

When they say "shampoo not tested on animals" they should have mentioned that the animals were being tested on us...

[lukevanoort]

Dawg: Please Ed, can we ride Superman, please, putry please with a cherry on to.
Ed: Doggie, remember, I'm a scardy x-cat, roller coasters make me pull an Andy (http://www.chiefdelphi.com/forums/showpost.php?p=470011&postcount=4) .

[Jeremiah Johnson]

Koko Ed: "Yes, I traded a bag of M&M's and a Mello Yellow for this red dog. I have a bigger stuffed "x-cat" at home and it's black. I think, by calculating the height, length, and width of the dog and comparing it to the size of the cat's open mouth; the dog may fit perfectly between the molars and incisorsof the cat. Thus, proving how X-Cats are superior to any dog. *Woof**Meeeeeow!**Whimper, rhurhrhr*"

[Matt Krass]

Koko Ed: All of that work to get my diploma and this is the best job I can get?!

[Billfred]

Nothing like finishing a contest you started nearly a thousand miles away, eh?

First place goes to...

When they say "shampoo not tested on animals" they should have mentioned that the animals were being tested on us...

Second place goes to...

Koko Ed: I honestly don't know what happened. I went to bed feeling fine and woke up like this. Do you think it's a sign that I need to join a team that has a red dog as their mascot???

Honorable mentions go to:

1) JGjedi10
2) Matt Krass
3) Joe Matt
4) Hiteak
5) Cody C
6) mocat1530
7) boiler
8) Steve W
9) MissInformation
10) Rich Wong
11) Jay H 237
12) Jane
13) Michelle Celio
14) EddieMcD
15) lukevanoort
16) Budda648

And the burn award...

In a dog/owner look-alike contest, the judges informed Koko Ed that he was just short of the trophy because of the unusual case that he looked more like a dog than his pet did.

Which means the scores are...

MissInformation 17
Jay H 237 14
Rohith Surampudi 10
Nehalita 8
KathieK 7
GaryV1188 6
Boiler 6
Jane 6
Joe Matt 6
Cody C 5
EddieMcD 5
Jgjedi10 5
Lukevanoort 5
Rich Wong 5
Skimoose 5
T. Hoffman 5
Andrew Blair 4
Koko Ed 4
Rick Tyler 4
Steve W 4
Cuog 4
Dorienne 007 4
Dylan 4
InfernoX14 4
Kyle A 4
Michelle Celio 4
Al Skierkiewicz 3
EricS-Team180 3
Greg Needel 3
Hiteak 3
Mocat1530 3
Goober!!! 3
Wayne Doenges 3
Budda648 2
Matt Krass 2
Mercury Rising 2
Alex Cormier 2
Bcahn836 2
1derboy 1
Arefin Bari 1
Elgin Clock 1
Freddy Schurr 1
Miketwalker 1
Team1591 1
Xzvrw2 1


Onward!