Pluto not a planet anymore [Archive]

Hiteak

24-08-2006, 11:15

According to the news this morning, Pluto is no longer has the title of planet of which it was declared in 1930. From now we only have 8 planets. From now on it is considered to be a "dwarf" planet.

thegathering

24-08-2006, 11:25

So Ceres, Charon, and others will all be classified as "dwarf planets".... Well that's interesting.

JoeXIII'007

24-08-2006, 11:52

LordTalps

24-08-2006, 11:54

Stephen Colbert is going to be furious about this...
So will Disney...
And pretty much anyone who had a way of remembering what were 9 planets:

My Very Educated Mother Just Sent Us Nine... what? Nine something, I just don't know. AHHHHHH!!!
Totally watching both The Daily Show and Colbert Report tonight :D

I expect at least Colbert to mention it, but both should be quite humorous.

Errm, thread topic. That sort of, well... I guess it can be expected, but it's pretty uncool like that, yannow :( Annoying. I <3 Pluto. He has floppy ears.

Brandon Martus

24-08-2006, 11:56

My Very Educated Mother Just Sent Us Nectarines!

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/in_depth/5282440.stm

KenWittlief

24-08-2006, 12:16

These astronomers sure have planet sized egos!

Pluto has been called a planet since what? 1930?

Who appointed these people the galactic executives over semantics and nomenclature?

What happens to the beings who live on Pluto now? Are they being demoted to lesser life forms as well? (Well you dont live on a real planet, so you are not important anymore!)

Hieb

24-08-2006, 12:24

What happens to the beings who live on Pluto now? Are they being demoted to lesser life forms as well? (Well you dont live on a real planet, so you are not important anymore!)

And is it proper to call it a "dwarf" planet? How about a "little" planet, or maybe "mass challenged"?

Cynette

24-08-2006, 12:28

...My Very Educated Mother Just Sent Us Nine... what? Nine something, I just don't know. AHHHHHH!!!
They can still keep Disney happy...My Very Educated Mother Just Sent Us Nine Dwarfs (for all the dwarf planets)

First, the speed of light is found not to be a constant, now Pluto is not a planet, when will the insanity ever end?!? :yikes:

Don Wright

24-08-2006, 12:40

So...we can change the classification of planets worldwide, yet we all can't agree on a single measurement system (metric).

KenWittlief

24-08-2006, 13:18

shouldnt we also stop calling Jupiter, Saturn, Neptune and Uranus planets as well?

They are nothing like earth

I suggest we call them "Gas Bloated Comet Snarfing Frozen Micro Starlettes"

There! Now we only have 4 planets!

(And Mercury better watch out!)

thegathering

24-08-2006, 13:26

shouldnt we also stop calling Jupiter, Saturn, Neptune and Uranus planets as well?

well... according to definition, they have defined orbits that do not overlap and they are spherical.

Greg Marra

24-08-2006, 13:29

Man, if Pluto wasn't a planet in 3rd grade I would have had a way easier time on that Solar System test.

KenWittlief

24-08-2006, 13:48

well... according to definition, they have defined orbits that do not overlap and they are spherical.

who's definition? not mine! What planet are you from?

if Pluto cant be a planet anymore then I say neither can those frozen fat gas bloated comet suckers!

they are micro starlettes that never had what it takes to obtain fusion and ignite. THERE! I said it - they are looser star wannabees

I know it, you know it, THEY know it - lets stop pretending they are planets and call them what they really are.

thegathering

24-08-2006, 13:56

who's definition? not mine! What planet are you from?

I know it, you know it, THEY know it - lets stop pretending they are planets and call them what they really are.
rocks? :confused:

Richard Wallace

24-08-2006, 14:31

What's all the fuss about? It's not like some secret board of inquisitors met and voted to kick Pluto out of the solar system! It's still there!

Besides, NASA already launched the mission (http://www.nasa.gov/mission_pages/newhorizons/main/index.html) to go look at Pluto, hopefully arriving on the scene circa ten years hence. It's probably too late to turn back now.

Peter Matteson

24-08-2006, 15:29

who's definition? not mine! What planet are you from?

This whole thing stemmed from the lack of a true definition of planet until they voted on one this morning. Now there is a unified definition agreed upon by astronomers. http://www.usatoday.com/tech/science/2006-08-24-pluto_x.htm (see the sidebar for the actual resolution)

Remember Ceres was once a planet as well, not just an asteroid. Also Pluto's statis has been debated since it's discovery in 1930 which isn't that long considering how long we've known about many of the other planets.

Barry Bonzack

24-08-2006, 15:33

Besides, NASA already launched the mission (http://www.nasa.gov/mission_pages/newhorizons/main/index.html) to go look at Pluto, hopefully arriving on the scene circa ten years hence. It's probably too late to turn back now.

I watched this launch go up :)

Man, New Horizons is going to be really confused once it gets to its destination.

KenWittlief

24-08-2006, 16:00

I watched this launch go up :)

Man, New Horizons is going to be really confused once it gets to its destination.

Exactly, it was programmed to goto the planet Pluto. Now there is no Planet Pluto.

Im really upset about this whole thing. I has been my life long dream to be the first person to set foot on the 9th planet, and now my dreams have been shattered.

Pluto is so unique - the surface temp is about 7º K, but with the windchill it feels like its -4° K !

JaneYoung

24-08-2006, 16:02

Poof! Just like that - Pluto is turned into a small ball.

Morgan Gillespie

24-08-2006, 16:06

If anyone noticed I had that as my user title for several weeks. Now what I found really funny was the protesters who wanted to protect Pluto's rights to be a planet.

Richard Wallace

24-08-2006, 16:38

... Pluto is so unique - the surface temp is about 7º K, but with the windchill it feels like its -4° K !That's some windchill! Can temperatures get lower than absolute zero if the wind is blowing hard enough? Hmmm... :rolleyes:

KenWittlief

24-08-2006, 16:52

with the wind chill it feels like its 4° below absolute zero

Beth Sweet

24-08-2006, 17:16

Richard Wallace

24-08-2006, 17:16

with the wind chill it feels like its 4° below absolute zeroSo this is one of those cases where perception is not :) reality.

KenWittlief

24-08-2006, 17:36

Awww but I liked Pluto being a planet...

I guess I just don't get what saying it is or it isn't a planet is going to change. Is it like making it a state or not so the residents have to pay taxes or not? Why is this distinction so neccessary?

When the inhabitants of Pluto want to apply for membership in the United Federation of Planets, then you will understand!

Dan Petrovic

24-08-2006, 18:49

Pluto, you're still a planet to me. :(

Rohan_DHS

24-08-2006, 21:23

Exactly, it was programmed to goto the planet Pluto. Now there is no Planet Pluto.

pfft...simple solution..reprogram it to go to dwarf planet pluto! :p

Lil' Lavery

24-08-2006, 22:43

I'm literally very sad right now.... :(
I LOVE YOU PLUTO, you'll always be a planet in my heart!

*starts a pluto chant*
PLUTO PLUTO PLUTO PLUTO PLUTO PLUTO

KenWittlief

24-08-2006, 23:16

There once was a Planet named Pluto
Whos inhabitants excelled at Judo
But now it has morphed
into a small dwarf
all respect and reverence is Bluto

Andrew Blair

24-08-2006, 23:23

I just see a very dark couple years for third graders and below average game shows...

JoeXIII'007

24-08-2006, 23:38

My Very Educated Mother Just Sent Us Nectarines!

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/in_depth/5282440.stm

Other last 'n' words:

Nintendos
Nickels
Ni-Cads
Nerds
Nuggets
Nerfs
Night
North

Barry Bonzack

25-08-2006, 00:05

Totally watching both The Daily Show and Colbert Report tonight :D

Jon Stewart mentioned the news, Colbert was silent about his celebrating too early on the subject. He did however have a science fiction author on the show and discussed the theory of everything.

Elgin Clock

25-08-2006, 00:43

Nerds

We need to have Planet http://nerdsfirst.com/images/nerdav1.jpg!!!!!!!! :cool:

Because.. after all everyone knows Pluto is a dog duh.. & Not Even a Real Dwarf. ;) :yikes: :D

artdutra04

25-08-2006, 01:26

They can still keep Disney happy...My Very Educated Mother Just Sent Us Nine Dwarfs (for all the dwarf planets)

First, the speed of light is found not to be a constant, now Pluto is not a planet, when will the insanity ever end?!? :yikes:When they find a strange black monolith on the moon. :p

JaneYoung

25-08-2006, 09:28

The revolving styrofoam ball solar system for science fairs -
somehow changed with time, no longer the same
Pluto - the unplanet, always dwarfed in size, now a true dwarf -
- still revolving, still styrofoam or no?

KenWittlief

25-08-2006, 11:23

Pluto has become the underdog of our solar system

When it was discovered they named it after the god of the underworld,

and now to add further insult its been demoted to drawf status.

I would not be one bit surprized if Pluto decided to go rouge, and wander off through the Galaxy alone, taking one of its moons with it, and flinging the other in our direction in a parting shot.

Lil' Lavery

25-08-2006, 12:54

and now to add further insult its been demoted to drawf status.

:ahh:
They demoted it further from "dwarf" to "drawf"!?!?! Cwazy scientists and being mean to little 'ol Pluto
;)

Peter Matteson

25-08-2006, 15:20

Richard Wallace

25-08-2006, 15:29

I have no words to describe my feelings on what this says about our society. I will now go curl up in a fetal position and wait for the apocolypse.
http://blog.washingtonpost.com/benchconference/2006/08/pluto_loses_designation_sues_i.htmlWell, guess anyone who chooses to live on a rock where the average temperature is real close to absolute zero, and it takes about four hours for radio signals from Earth to reach them, probably has standing to sue if they want.

JaneYoung

26-08-2006, 00:02

Barry Bonzack

26-08-2006, 00:48

I have no words to describe my feelings on what this says about our society. I will now go curl up in a fetal position and wait for the apocolypse.
http://blog.washingtonpost.com/benchconference/2006/08/pluto_loses_designation_sues_i.html

Hey! Now how long would it have taken for our television broadcasts to reach pluto? The residents shouldn't even be aware yet that their meteor isn't even a real planet anymore.

KenWittlief

26-08-2006, 10:05

The world has not heard the end of this incident, not by a long shot.

There is a huge grass roots ground swell of rebellion, esp in the US.

After all, Pluto is the only planet that was honored with a Beatles song being dedicated to it, complete with 9 minutes of actual radio transmission from the distant world: Number Nine, Number Nine, Number Nine.

The rebellion has started: http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20060825/ap_on_hi_te/selling_pluto

tiffany34990

28-08-2006, 09:13

i think we'll always thinks of Pluto of the 9th planet. And now confuses among the kids in school right now but how many actually put Ceres and Charon on their solar system projects? I guess those companies making solar system projects have to update now their kits.

Pluto will always be a planet in my heart.

KenWittlief

30-08-2006, 10:11

there is more behind this than they are saying in the news

apparently NASA and the US military industrial complex has been secretly mining a raw material from Pluto for the last 30 years - an element they use for weapon systems

and now that they have all of the Plutonium they need, the planet gets downgraded (just is case word gets out it has been pillaged)! Strip mining a sovereign planet is one thing, but taking all the natural resources from a "big asteroid", who cares, right?

Now you know the real truth!

Richard Wallace

30-08-2006, 11:06

... apparently NASA and the US military industrial complex has been secretly mining a raw material from Pluto for the last 30 years - an element they use for weapon systems ... and now that they have all of the Plutonium they need, the planet gets downgraded ... Now you know the real truth!So, if Plutonium comes from Pluto, are there Venus Flytraps on Venus? Mars chocolate bars on Mars? Saturn cars on Saturn?

Does pigment come from pigs?

KenWittlief

30-08-2006, 11:18

yes Richard - the conspiracy for pilliaging the technology and natural resources of other planets runs far deeper than you can even imagine.

Where do you think Xerox toner comes from? Rochester NY?

No, its brought here from the mysterious rouge planet Xero ! (Sometimes referred to simply as Planet X - which passes near our solar system only once every 200 years)

KenWittlief

01-09-2006, 10:36

Chapter Two: The Plutonians strike back:

http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/20060901/sc_afp/scienceastronomypluto_060901122521

The legend lives on
from the Aztecs on down
the ice rock
they called it Pluto

(where is Gordon Lightfoot when you really need him?!)

DCA Fan

01-09-2006, 13:55

Disney's reaction:

24 August 2006
Despite Planetary Downgrade, Pluto Is Still Disney’s ‘Dog Star’

BURBANK, CALIF (Thursday, August 24, 2006) – In reaction to news today that Pluto was demoted to the status of “dwarf planet,” the Seven Dwarfs issued their own short statement:

“Although we think it's DOPEY that Pluto has been downgraded to a dwarf planet, which has made some people GRUMPY and others just SLEEPY, we are not BASHFUL in saying we would be HAPPY if Disney's Pluto would join us as an 8th dwarf. We think this is just what the DOC ordered and is nothing to SNEEZE at.”

As Mickey Mouse’s faithful companion, Pluto made his debut in 1930 – the same year that scientists discovered what they believed was a ninth planet.

Said a white-gloved, yellow-shoed source close to Disney’s top dog, “I think the whole thing is goofy. Pluto has never been interested in astronomy before, other than maybe an occasional howl at the moon.”

Michelle Celio

20-09-2006, 19:32

Here's something I made for the group on Facebook (http://hs.facebook.com/group.php?gid=2207893888) and I thought I'd share it with the Chief Delphi Community.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v511/Mich_is_awesome/PlutoDelete.png

I miss pluto.

Hiteak

20-09-2006, 20:35

I forgot to mention this a week ago, but Pluto was given a number. Pluto is now known as 134340.

As Number 6 would say: Pluto will not be pushed, filed, stamped, indexed, briefed, debriefed, or numbered! Pluto's life is its own!

artdutra04

20-09-2006, 23:14

I forgot to mention this a week ago, but Pluto was given a number. Pluto is now known as 134340.They should have made Pluto number 1337, as a sort of condolence for its demotion from Planet status...