View Full Version : CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #113
Billfred
03-09-2006, 15:25
...also posted while there's sunlight!
Here's the scores:
Rich Wong 29
MissInformation 27
Boiler 24
Steve W 21
Jay H 237 20
Mocat1530 18
Lukevanoort 16
Wayne Doenges 16
EddieMcD 15
Al Skierkiewicz 14
Cody C 13
T. Hoffman 13
Jane 13
Nehalita 12
Hiteak 12
Koko Ed 12
InfernoX14 12
Rohith Surampudi 11
KathieK 11
EricS-Team180 11
Cuog 11
GaryV1188 10
Skimoose 10
Jgjedi10 10
Dorienne 9
Michelle Celio 9
Andrew Blair 8
Dylan 8
Kyle A 8
Andy Baker 7
Arefin Bari 7
Goober!!! 7
Dhoizner 6
Joe Matt 6
anna~marie 5
Artdutra04 4
KarenH 4
Rick Tyler 4
Alex Cormier 4
Conor Ryan 3
Greg Needel 3
Thegathering 3
“Big Mike” 2
Budda648 2
Dave Scheck 2
KelliV 2
LordTalps 2
Matt Krass 2
Mercury Rising 2
Astronouth7303 2
Bcahn836 2
Danielle H 2
Freddy Schurr 2
1derboy 1
Adam Richards 1
Daisy 1
Elgin Clock 1
huff_dragon 1
Lil' Lavery 1
Miketwalker 1
Team1591 1
Worldbringer 1
Xzvrw2 1
And the picture:
http://www.chiefdelphi.com/media/photos/21314
As always, the deadline is [b]Saturday at midnight EDT[/url], unless you get lucky and slip one in before I judge it.
Go!
http://www.chiefdelphi.com/media/img/c58/c58bdc63781dcf0de80077c677d3dd10_m.jpg
BarryHi! I was wondering if you would sign this petition so that we can have a water game next ye-
Eugenia GINA CHOP!!!!
MissInformation
03-09-2006, 18:16
Genia: "Barry, I have an axe to grind with you."
Barry: "Awww, come on, Genia, can't we just bury the hatchet?"
Dan Petrovic
03-09-2006, 18:36
Genia: You've been smacked by the "Rediculous Hatchet" for that hat. What's it for anyway, it's not even raining.
Barry: Have you seen Mary Poppins?
Genia: Yeah, but what's that got to do with- ...Oh! Good idea!
"You have just been assassinated in the FIRST assassins game!"
Eugenia has just joined the programmers sub team. This is her first attempt at hacking. Someone please sit her down and explain a few things before she gets carried away.
JaneYoung
03-09-2006, 18:56
Barry: Genia, please stop trying to cut me down just because I look cooler than you and sign my petition.
Genia: Barry, if you ax me not everyone is going to sign a petition that says,
Go umbrella heads - some day we will rain...
Travis Hoffman
03-09-2006, 19:09
Apologies to "Braveheart" (hurray for movies made when Mel Gibson wasn't loony)
http://www.chiefdelphi.com/media/img/c58/c58bdc63781dcf0de80077c677d3dd10_l.jpg
[last lines as the final battle scene freezes at its most climactic moment]
Andrew Baker (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0112573/quotes): [voiceover] In the Year of our Lord 2005, ophiophilists (http://phrontistery.info/o.html) of Indiana - short and outraged - charged the fields of Bonzackburn. They fought like warrior geeks; they fought like Hoosiers, and won their freedom from bothersome Floridians wearing dorky hats.
Rich Wong
03-09-2006, 21:18
Barry: Miss! Miss! Hi, I’m a member of “Humans Against Insensitive Robot Incarceration and Enslavement” (HAIRIE).
Here is my HAIRIE guy membership card and badge.
Could you help use with a survey? Thanks you.
Question 1- FIRST is a competition that promotes violence against robots. Agree or disagree?
*Whack, whack, whack!*
Oh ok Miss.... I'll take that as a yes?
:]
<not an entry> Notice how the local is in short sleeves, while the foreigner is wearing long sleeves and an umbrella hat? Gotta love Indiana weather! </not an entry, just an observation>
Entry to come soon.
hopefully.
In true Boilermaker fashion, Eugenia shows off her prowess with a sledgehammer. With enough practice, maybe she'll earn one that's not inflatable. On the other hand, it does match her poof medicine ball and nerf barbell set....
<yet another not an entry> I tried to do something involving the Hello Walk, but that would be way too regional a joke, and only perhaps 4 people would actually get it, including me. </end of yet another not an entry>
skimoose
04-09-2006, 19:59
FIRSTers recreate a scene of epic proportions...
Eugenia: You fight with the strength of many men, Sir knight.
I am Eugenia, Queen of the FIRSTers.
[pause]
I seek the finest and the bravest knights in the land to join me
in my Court of Hoosierlot.
[pause]
You have proved yourself worthy; will you join me?
[pause]
You make me sad. So be it. Come, Patsy.
Barry as BLACK KNIGHT: None shall pass.
Eugenia: What?
Barry as BLACK KNIGHT: None shall pass.
Eugenia: I have no quarrel with you, good Sir knight, but I must
cross this bridge.
Barry as BLACK KNIGHT: Then you shall die.
Eugenia: I command you as Queen of the FIRSTers to stand aside!
Barry as BLACK KNIGHT: I move for no man.
Eugenia: So be it!
[hah]
[parry thrust]
[Eugenia chops the BLACK KNIGHT's left arm off]
Eugenia: Now stand aside, worthy adversary.
Barry as BLACK KNIGHT: 'Tis but a scratch.
Eugenia: A scratch? Your arm's off!
Barry as BLACK KNIGHT: No, it isn't.
Eugenia: Well, what's that then?
Barry as BLACK KNIGHT: I've had worse.
Eugenia: You liar!
Barry as BLACK KNIGHT: Come on you pansy!
[hah]
[parry thrust]
[Eugenia chops the BLACK KNIGHT's right arm off]
Eugenia: Victory is mine!
[kneeling]
We thank thee Lord, that in thy merc-
[hah]
Barry as BLACK KNIGHT: Come on then.
Eugenia: What?
Barry as BLACK KNIGHT: Have at you!
Eugenia: You are indeed brave, Sir knight, but the fight is mine.
Barry as BLACK KNIGHT: Oh, had enough, eh?
Eugenia: Look, you stupid bastard, you've got no arms left.
Barry as BLACK KNIGHT: Yes I have.
Eugenia: Look!
Barry as BLACK KNIGHT: Just a flesh wound.
[bang]
Eugenia: Look, stop that.
Barry as BLACK KNIGHT: Chicken! Chicken!
Eugenia: Look, I'll have your leg. Right!
[whop]
Barry as BLACK KNIGHT: Right, I'll do you for that!
Eugenia: You'll what?
Barry as BLACK KNIGHT: Come 'ere!
Eugenia: What are you going to do, bleed on me?
Barry as BLACK KNIGHT: I'm invincible!
Eugenia: You're a loony.
Barry as BLACK KNIGHT: The Black Knight always triumphs!
Have at you! Come on then.
[whop]
[Eugenia chops the BLACK KNIGHT's other leg off]
Barry as BLACK KNIGHT: All right; we'll call it a draw.
Eugenia: Come, Patsy.
Barry as BLACK KNIGHT: Oh, oh, I see, running away then. You yellow
bastards! Come back here and take what's coming to you.
I'll bite your legs off!
:D
Elgin Clock
04-09-2006, 20:18
If a Barry falls in the courtyard in the middle of Championships, and no one but Genia is around, does he still make a sound? :p
Dorienne
04-09-2006, 21:26
Genia the Barbarian...Bar-barry-an...Get it? HAHAHAHAHA.
After Genia found yet another shrubbery and placed it next to the 1st one to make a path, she had to chop down the largest tree in the forest with a herring, but because she couldn't find a large enough tree or a herring, she just used the next closest thing.
Cody Carey
04-09-2006, 23:47
Eugenia in her short-lived "kill he who doth not wear safety glasses" phase.
Wayne Doenges
05-09-2006, 10:01
Genia, in a fit of delirium, started attacking petitioners with a inflatable hatchet. She was later taken away and charged with 'random axe of cruelty'.
Tytus Gerrish
05-09-2006, 10:57
wOw! A RARE Giant floridian mushroom!!! im going to chop this down and put it in my colection
GaryVoshol
05-09-2006, 12:20
So you really believed that sales scam? Your umbrella hat does NOT have an invisible force field attached. Take that - See!
In a game of ROCK - PAPER - HACHET gone badly astray, Barry discovers that "Hatchet" does indeed beat "Paper."
Arefin Bari
08-09-2006, 21:10
Genia: You gave everyone your "business card." WHERE IS MINNNEEEEEEE :mad:
Barry: Sorry Genia... just no... not you...
... and Genia Strikes...
Goober!!!
09-09-2006, 01:31
Genia: Stop making me look so SHORT!!! :D :D :D
Barry: I know I told you I'd give you my right arm if you'd help us win the last match, but really, NOBODY believes anything people say in FIRST! ...do they?
EddieMcD
09-09-2006, 17:00
"It's hammer time!"
EricS-Team180
09-09-2006, 23:16
Barry: ....yeah....that's it...now a little higher and to the left...
Barry: Oh hi Gena, I..
Gena: Hiyyaa! Lets see you toss me around now!
Billfred
10-09-2006, 17:30
Alright, so I'm determined to judge this thing before dinner. Looks like I'll pull that off...or, given the utter hilarity of this week's contest, will I?
First place goes to:
Eugenia has just joined the programmers sub team. This is her first attempt at hacking. Someone please sit her down and explain a few things before she gets carried away.
Second place goes to:
If a Barry falls in the courtyard in the middle of Championships, and no one but Genia is around, does he still make a sound?
Honorable mentions go to:
1) MissInformation
2) T. Hoffman
3) Jane
4) skimoose
5) Dorienne
6) Dylan
7) KathieK
8) Arefin Bari
9) mocat1530
10) GaryV1188
11) Tytus Gerrish
12) Cody C
13) Wayne Doenges
And the burn award...
After Genia found yet another shrubbery and placed it next to the 1st one to make a path, she had to chop down the largest tree in the forest with a herring, but because she couldn't find a large enough tree or a herring, she just used the next closest thing.
Which means the scores are...
Steve W 31
Rich Wong 30
MissInformation 29
Boiler 25
Jay H 237 20
Mocat1530 20
Wayne Doenges 18
Lukevanoort 16
EddieMcD 16
Cody C 15
Hiteak 15
T. Hoffman 15
Jane 15
Al Skierkiewicz 14
KathieK 13
Koko Ed 13
InfernoX14 13
Nehalita 12
GaryV1188 12
EricS-Team180 12
Skimoose 12
Cuog 12
Rohith Surampudi 11
Dorienne 11
Dylan 10
Jgjedi10 10
Arefin Bari 9
Michelle Celio 9
Andrew Blair 8
Kyle A 8
Goober!!! 8
Andy Baker 7
Dhoizner 6
Elgin Clock 6
Joe Matt 6
anna~marie 5
Artdutra04 4
KarenH 4
Rick Tyler 4
Alex Cormier 4
Conor Ryan 3
Greg Needel 3
Thegathering 3
“Big Mike” 2
Budda648 2
Dave Scheck 2
KelliV 2
LordTalps 2
Matt Krass 2
Mercury Rising 2
Tytus Gerrish 2
Astronouth7303 2
Bcahn836 2
Danielle H 2
Freddy Schurr 2
1derboy 1
Adam Richards 1
Daisy 1
huff_dragon 1
Lil' Lavery 1
Miketwalker 1
Team1591 1
Worldbringer 1
Xzvrw2 1
Onward!
JaneYoung
11-09-2006, 13:48
I had one more caption left in me and can't resist -
Barry: Genia, you slay me, you are such a cut up.
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