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Billfred
10-09-2006, 17:32
Also up before dinner!

Here's the scores:

Steve W 31
Rich Wong 30
MissInformation 29
Boiler 25
Jay H 237 20
Mocat1530 20
Wayne Doenges 18
Lukevanoort 16
EddieMcD 16
Cody C 15
Hiteak 15
T. Hoffman 15
Jane 15
Al Skierkiewicz 14
KathieK 13
Koko Ed 13
InfernoX14 13
Nehalita 12
GaryV1188 12
EricS-Team180 12
Skimoose 12
Cuog 12
Rohith Surampudi 11
Dorienne 11
Dylan 10
Jgjedi10 10
Arefin Bari 9
Michelle Celio 9
Andrew Blair 8
Kyle A 8
Goober!!! 8
Andy Baker 7
Dhoizner 6
Elgin Clock 6
Joe Matt 6
anna~marie 5
Artdutra04 4
KarenH 4
Rick Tyler 4
Alex Cormier 4
Conor Ryan 3
Greg Needel 3
Thegathering 3
“Big Mike” 2
Budda648 2
Dave Scheck 2
KelliV 2
LordTalps 2
Matt Krass 2
Mercury Rising 2
Tytus Gerrish 2
Astronouth7303 2
Bcahn836 2
Danielle H 2
Freddy Schurr 2
1derboy 1
Adam Richards 1
Daisy 1
huff_dragon 1
Lil' Lavery 1
Miketwalker 1
Team1591 1
Worldbringer 1
Xzvrw2 1


And the picture:

http://www.chiefdelphi.com/media/photos/21823

As always, the deadline is Saturday at midight EDT, unless you sneak one in before I judge it.

Go!
Koko Ed
10-09-2006, 17:42
http://www.chiefdelphi.com/media/img/bb6/bb68f3d9c7f6417321af6566d96bf48b_m.jpg
Amanda and Ricky reenacting the famed Muhamed Ali vs. Leon Spinks match from 1978.
Cuog
10-09-2006, 17:47
Don't ever tell a girl she can't work on the robot... Otherwise this may happen
Dan Petrovic
10-09-2006, 19:04
"Looks can be deceiving."
Goober!!!
10-09-2006, 19:49
Before this picture was taking
Amanda: THE Cubs Rock!!!
Ricky:Ha right!!!
"POW!!!"
:D :D :D
Arefin Bari
10-09-2006, 20:06
Ricky: This is what you get for calling her grandma.
Jay H 237
10-09-2006, 20:44
"My story was in tech directions, NOT the police blotter!!!"
Hiteak
10-09-2006, 21:49
When trying to tell a joke for the first time, she misunderstood how to give a "punch" line.
Travis Hoffman
10-09-2006, 21:57
Ricky: *checks mirror* "I'm still not ugly enough. *punch* Thank you, ma'am, may I please have another?!"
JaneYoung
10-09-2006, 23:22
Sucker-punch lesson one does not go well.

Ricky: Amanda, a sucker-punch is usually to the gut not the face
Amanda: grrrrrr
Ricky: Amanda, honest, a sucker-punch is usually to the tummy not the cheekbone
Amanda: arrrrghhhhh grrrrrrr
Ricky: Amanda, remember how the KKs made you feel? That was a sucker-punch, not this....
Amanda:KKs, sucker-punch, roarrrrrrrrrrrr, pow, zap, bing -

uh - Ricky? Hello? ut-oh, I think widdle Wikky fall down go boom. Oh, Daaavve.
Greg Needel
10-09-2006, 23:39
This picture was attached to Amanda's resume as she applied for the position of vex coordinator with a note saying "this could be you Steve..hire me today"
artdutra04
11-09-2006, 01:58
Contrary to popular belief, the real slogan is Don't Mess with Texas Indiana. Those who doubt the existance of this slogan have yet to meet Amanda Morrison when confronted with the past history of the Chicago Cubs (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Curse_of_the_Billy_Goat).
Wayne Doenges
11-09-2006, 06:16
Ricky: "Brewers rule and the Cubs drool.:
Amanda: "Oh yea?" *pow*
Ricky: "Is that all you got? 22, is that your IQ?"
Amanda: "What did you say?" *bam*
Ricky: "Girls can't build robots!"
Amanda: "WHAT!?!?!?" *KNOCKOUT*
Taylor
11-09-2006, 07:13
Cubs 1, Brewers 0.
MissInformation
11-09-2006, 08:49
A little known fact in the FIRST community... Amanda's original goal in life was to become a dentist. Sadly, she was kicked out of school for her unorthodox method of tooth extraction.
Dave Scheck
11-09-2006, 09:27
Amanda: JVN is NOT a dweeb :mad:
Ricky: Sometimes the truth hurts :o
Brandon Martus
11-09-2006, 09:34
Amanda; Knock Knock!
Ricky; Who's there?
Amanda; Completely uncalled for.
Ricky; Complet<<WHAM>>
dlavery
11-09-2006, 10:32
Amanda: JVN is NOT a dweeb :mad:
Ricky: Sometimes the truth hurts :o
[real version]
Ricky: JVN is NOT a dweeb
Amanda: Yes he is!!!


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Steve W
11-09-2006, 13:34
After reading in the Bible about Sampson slaying thousands with the jawbone of an $@#$@#$@#, Amanda thought that she would try and get one for herself.
skimoose
11-09-2006, 20:06
I've got your end affecter right here Ricky! :D
Rich Wong
11-09-2006, 23:16
This is not a typical smack-down street brawl but civil dispute between two CD UFH members.

How can you tell?

Note the sunny dispositions, the constant smiling, and the gracious professionalism.

Well, maybe just one of them. ;)


:] Nano Quest is Coming!
Al Skierkiewicz
12-09-2006, 07:36
I see a trend in pictures of FIRST women beating on their defenseless male counterparts, however, I think this particular one was prompted by the little known rivalry between a staunch Cubs fan and a Brewers fan. (Note to self: Don't start the "You should be a White Sox fan since you essentially grew up on the south side" talk with Amanda ever again. You can't afford to loose any teeth!)
EddieMcD
17-09-2006, 02:16
"You know, they tell ya' to never hit a man with a closed fist, but it is, on occasion, hilarious."
lukevanoort
17-09-2006, 17:00
There on once were a couple of FIRSTers, Amanda and Ricky were their names
Then Ricky insulted Amanda's favorite band
And all he could see was her hand
DSK still has its roadie, and Ricky can no longer spread such claims
Kyle A
17-09-2006, 17:04
This is what happens when you joke around tell a girl that she cant drive the robot. obviously she didn't take the joke so well.
KathieK
17-09-2006, 19:25
Amanda Morrison: A woman of many talents!
Billfred
17-09-2006, 20:03
Well, I guess there was no absence of punchlines this week.
(thank you, thank you, tip your waitresses)

First place goes to:

This picture was attached to Amanda's resume as she applied for the position of vex coordinator with a note saying "this could be you Steve..hire me today"

Second place goes to:

A little known fact in the FIRST community... Amanda's original goal in life was to become a dentist. Sadly, she was kicked out of school for her unorthodox method of tooth extraction.

Honorable mentions go to:

1) Hiteak
2) T. Hoffman
3) Jane
4) KathieK
5) skimoose
6) Dave Scheck
7) Wayne Doenges
8) Cuog
9) Koko Ed
10) Jay H 237
11) artdutra04

And the burn award...

After reading in the Bible about Sampson slaying thousands with the jawbone of an $@#$@#$@#, Amanda thought that she would try and get one for herself.

Which means the scores are...

Steve W 34
MissInformation 34
Rich Wong 31
Boiler 26
Jay H 237 22
Mocat1530 20
Wayne Doenges 20
Lukevanoort 17
Hiteak 17
T. Hoffman 17
EddieMcD 17
Jane 17
KathieK 15
Al Skierkiewicz 15
Cody C 15
Koko Ed 15
Skimoose 14
Cuog 14
InfernoX14 14
Greg Needel 13
Nehalita 12
GaryV1188 12
EricS-Team180 12
Rohith Surampudi 11
Dorienne 11
Arefin Bari 10
Dylan 10
Jgjedi10 10
Kyle A 9
Michelle Celio 9
Goober!!! 9
Andrew Blair 8
Andy Baker 7
Dhoizner 6
Elgin Clock 6
Artdutra04 6
Joe Matt 6
anna~marie 5
Dave Scheck 4
KarenH 4
Rick Tyler 4
Alex Cormier 4
Conor Ryan 3
Thegathering 3
“Big Mike” 2
Budda648 2
KelliV 2
LordTalps 2
Matt Krass 2
Mercury Rising 2
Tytus Gerrish 2
Astronouth7303 2
Bcahn836 2
Danielle H 2
Freddy Schurr 2
1derboy 1
Adam Richards 1
Brandon Martus 1
Daisy 1
Dlavery 1
huff_dragon 1
Lil' Lavery 1
Miketwalker 1
Team1591 1
Worldbringer 1
Xzvrw2 1


Onward!