CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #120

[Billfred]

It's still Sunday somewhere!...well, probably not, but here's the scores:

Steve W 44
MissInformation 44
Rich Wong 40
Boiler 35
Koko Ed 30
EddieMcD 29
Wayne Doenges 29
Jay H 237 28
Al Skierkiewicz 28
Mocat1530 28
T. Hoffman 27
Lukevanoort 25
Jane 25
KathieK 23
Skimoose 23
Hiteak 22
Andrew Blair 21
Cody C 21
GaryV1188 19
Cuog 19
InfernoX14 19
Greg Needel 17
EricS-Team180 16
Kyle A 15
Jgjedi10 15
KenWittlief 14
Joe Matt 14
Arefin Bari 14
Dlavery 13
KelliV 13
Dorienne 13
Michelle Celio 13
Goober!!! 13
Andy Baker 12
Nehalita 12
Rohith Surampudi 11
“Big Mike” 11
Rich Kressly 10
Dylan 10
Lil' Lavery 7
Artdutra04 7
Dhoizner 6
Elgin Clock 6
Dave Scheck 6
anna~marie 5
Alex Cormier 5
Schnabel 5
KarenH 4
Rick Tyler 4
Tytus Gerrish 4
Conor Ryan 4
Thegathering 4
Tkwetzel 3
1derboy 3
Bcahn836 3
Budda648 2
Calhounian 2
Graduns340 2
Icurtis 2
Imajie 2
LordTalps 2
Matt Krass 2
Mercury Rising 2
Raymaniac 2
Astronouth7303 2
Danielle H 2
Freddy Schurr 2
Adam Richards 1
AtalanteStar25 1
Brandon Martus 1
Daisy 1
Ewankoff 1
huff_dragon 1
Killerofkiller 1
Miketwalker 1
Ogre 1
Raymaniac 1
Team1591 1
tony.dalia.195 1
Worldbringer 1
Xzvrw2 1


And the picture:

http://www.chiefdelphi.com/media/photos/25692?

This week being Cal Games, I'm changing the deadline ever so slightly to Saturday at midnight Pacific Daylight Time. (I didn't realize until just now that we fall back this weekend...so I'll have gone through Eastern Daylight Time, Pacific Daylight Time, Pacific Standard Time, and Eastern Standard Time by the end of my trip. This is going to be ugly.)

As always, though, if you slip one in before I judge it, you're fine.

Go!

[Jay H 237]

"Hi, my name is Ken.

I have a problem, I am addicted to robots............"

[Tytus Gerrish]

http://www.chiefdelphi.com/media/img/e70/e700a1e0c198ea87cbe661113277a466_m.jpg

It Was ME!

[GaryVoshol]

"I know something you don't know."

[Taylor]

Phyllis: "FIRST Law: If a team is running low on promotional buttons, stickers, or toys, small children have first dibs."

All: "Good Call."


(my apologies to the Man Law commercials)

[Joe Matt]

Rich stole their "DORK" sticky notes.

[Alex Cormier]

Kool-Aid voice

"OH YEAHHHHH!"

[JaneYoung]

Ken's response to the Brief Essay Challenge, How I Feel About FIRST and ChiefDelphi.

The group has given Ken the challenge of writing the essay in 30 words or less and taken bets as to whether he can contain himself. When presented the challenge, Ken smiles knowingly.

[ewankoff]

caption #1: today disaster struck. an explosion radomly occured during a meeting for the 2006 cal games. when the fire chief was interviewed he said that the explosion was caused by the enormous amount of brain power being generated in a small place. this picture was just before the explosion occured and all of the participants look really smart.

Caption#2: i motion to put dlavery on kk probation. finally kks for the rest of us :)

[Dan Petrovic]

"Mr. Green, in the Conservatory, with the rope"

[Koko Ed]

http://www.chiefdelphi.com/media/img/e70/e700a1e0c198ea87cbe661113277a466_m.jpg
I farted.

[KenWittlief]

http://www.chiefdelphi.com/media/img/e70/e700a1e0c198ea87cbe661113277a466_m.jpg
Mr Leung, this campus peer enforcement committee has found you guilty of parking in a handicap zone without a permit. I sentence you to 100 hours of community service, to be served working as a mentor for a local HS FIRST team!

What? Do you find that amusing Mr Leung? Alright then, 200 hours!

What are you smiling about? How does 300 hours sound?

[lukevanoort]

Eugene Brooks (To self): "Dang, I could be getting my team ready for the Games, but I'm stuck with this bunch of weirdos. Oh no, Ken - I heard he got a cybernetic implant to read Chief Delphi - has eaten wasabi again, I guess we'll just have to endure him spitting fire and letting off blue angels for an hour... again. Geez, this is boring, I don't know how many times I've told Alvin that his campaign is pointless, AndyMark will never leave their tried and true designs for floral shape dogs. I never should have followed those 'free food' signs."

[Hiteak]

And we shall be known as the Fellowship of the Cal Games

(Lord of the Rings music starts in background)

[thegathering]

Lady in Turquois:" You enter a dark room. There are skulls littering the floor. Moss grows from the ceiling. Suddenly, out of the corner of you're eye, you see a ocre jelly jiggle into the room from the door on your right. The jelly aggressively enters combat with Ken.

Ken, roll the 2 D12's for your life."

[Schnabel]

And here we are, again, and we need to discuss this, again. When will you people finally get it in your heads that we do this year, after year, after year.

[skimoose]

Anyone NOT interested in trying the new Segway raise your hand now.... :p

[Goober!!!]

"If a fire alarm goes off at Cal Games blame Andy Baker, like everyone did at IRI!!! :D :D :D "

[EddieMcD]

"Ah, I can see they're busy reenacting the Shakespeare play Much Ado About Nothing."

[Mike Schroeder]

*Ken to himself* It would be hilarious if i just blurted out OMG WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE right now

[Cynette]

If you're happy and you know it, sit and grin!
If you're happy and you know it, sit and grin!
If you're happy and you know it, then your face will surely show it,
If you're happy and you know it, sit and grin!

[Cuog]

This will really throw them off....
he-he hehe Mwah ha ha *continues maniacal laughter

[Wayne Doenges]

Lady in blue shirt: 'OK, we will now put the items on this list to a vote. Dave has suggested we have Ken set up the booth. All those in favor say aye."
Everyone: "Aye"
Lady in blue shirt: "All those opposed"
Ken: "Nay"
Lady in blue shirt: "The aye's have it."
Lady in blue shirt: Randy suggested we have Ken make the hotel reservations. All those in favor say aye."
Everyone: "Aye"
Lady in blue shirt: "All those opposed"
Ken: "Nay"
Lady in blue shirt: "The aye's have it."
Lady in blue shirt: "Lonny has suggested we have Ken drive us to the robot game. All those in favor say aye."
Everyone: "Aye"
Lady in blue shirt: "All those opposed"
Ken: "Nay"
Lady in blue shirt: "The aye's have it."
Ken, with a knowing smile on his face, knew he was going to be sick that weekend.

[Rich Wong]

Lady (in the baby blue shirt),” Ken, it’s your turn....
Truth or Dare!
And here is your question: Do you have secret desires to compete in Battlebots under the name Ken-the-Ninja?

And here is your dare: You must attend next weeks CAL-FIRST Halloween Party as Rich Wong from NYC.

I’m sorry Ken did I embarrassed you?”
;)

[KelliV]

Well Mr. Leung, your analysis of Dave's clues looks very complete, team we need to start to prepare for this year's under-water game. We also need to talk to the school board about a cage for those penguins.
Be proud Mr. Leung, you've done very well.

[Travis Hoffman]

Why are these people smiling? Two words - Goodbye Hatch.


*Disclaimer - Ya know, I really feel bad about everyone tearing into these guys so much. I'm sure they've done good work SOMEWHERE.

[MissInformation]

Ken: "Okay, group... I need to come up with another post for Chief Delphi, so let's brainstorm for some ideas for me to write about... Remember, it's got to be at least 10,000 characters long, so give me something with substance, something meaty..."

[Jessica Boucher]

As you can see, these people are anxiously waiting for the patent-pending Ken Leung Face Plant Into the Table. What they don't know is, Ken had caffiene before he arrived.

[Al Skierkiewicz]

Ok the final order of business, Ken you were getting Dave, Andy, and some of those other guys from the Midwest to do the final ceremonies. How many are coming?
I have someone much better than all those guys. Better than Copioli & Copioli, better than Bill & Fred even better then Ken Patton and Dr. Joe put together. I got Big Mike and he is willing to do it for just a pot of honey. Ok so it's a big pot of honey, but he's well, he's "Big Mike"!

[Billfred]

For the record, Ken has seen these entries. You can expect a Ken Leung Post about it shortly. :P

First place goes to:

Ok the final order of business, Ken you were getting Dave, Andy, and some of those other guys from the Midwest to do the final ceremonies. How many are coming?
I have someone much better than all those guys. Better than Copioli & Copioli, better than Bill & Fred even better then Ken Patton and Dr. Joe put together. I got Big Mike and he is willing to do it for just a pot of honey. Ok so it's a big pot of honey, but he's well, he's "Big Mike"!
(Al, be very very glad that Ken went back and read the posts. ;))

Second place goes to:

Mr Leung, this campus peer enforcement committee has found you guilty of parking in a handicap zone without a permit. I sentence you to 100 hours of community service, to be served working as a mentor for a local HS FIRST team!

What? Do you find that amusing Mr Leung? Alright then, 200 hours!

What are you smiling about? How does 300 hours sound?

Honorable mentions go to:

1) Jessica Boucher
2) T. Hoffman
3) Jay H 237
4) Jane
5) lukevanoort
6) KelliV
7) MissInformation
8) "Big Mike"
9) mocat1530
10) Joe Matt
11) Rich Wong
12) EddieMcD
13) thegathering

And the burn award...

Lady in blue shirt: 'OK, we will now put the items on this list to a vote. Dave has suggested we have Ken set up the booth. All those in favor say aye."
Everyone: "Aye"
Lady in blue shirt: "All those opposed"
Ken: "Nay"
Lady in blue shirt: "The aye's have it."
Lady in blue shirt: Randy suggested we have Ken make the hotel reservations. All those in favor say aye."
Everyone: "Aye"
Lady in blue shirt: "All those opposed"
Ken: "Nay"
Lady in blue shirt: "The aye's have it."
Lady in blue shirt: "Lonny has suggested we have Ken drive us to the robot game. All those in favor say aye."
Everyone: "Aye"
Lady in blue shirt: "All those opposed"
Ken: "Nay"
Lady in blue shirt: "The aye's have it."
Ken, with a knowing smile on his face, knew he was going to be sick that weekend.

Which means the scores are...

MissInformation 46
Steve W 44
Rich Wong 42
Al Skierkiewicz 38
Boiler 36
Wayne Doenges 32
Koko Ed 31
EddieMcD 31
Jay H 237 30
Mocat1530 30
T. Hoffman 29
Lukevanoort 27
Jane 27
Skimoose 24
KathieK 23
Hiteak 23
Andrew Blair 21
Cody C 21
GaryV1188 20
Cuog 20
InfernoX14 20
KenWittlief 19
Greg Needel 17
Joe Matt 16
EricS-Team180 16
KelliV 15
Kyle A 15
Jgjedi10 15
Arefin Bari 14
Goober!!! 14
Dlavery 13
“Big Mike” 13
Dorienne 13
Michelle Celio 13
Andy Baker 12
Nehalita 12
Rohith Surampudi 11
Rich Kressly 10
Dylan 10
Lil' Lavery 7
Artdutra04 7
Dhoizner 6
Elgin Clock 6
Dave Scheck 6
Thegathering 6
Alex Cormier 6
Schnabel 6
anna~marie 5
Tytus Gerrish 5
KarenH 4
Rick Tyler 4
Conor Ryan 4
Tkwetzel 3
1derboy 3
Bcahn836 3
Budda648 2
Calhounian 2
Graduns340 2
Icurtis 2
Imajie 2
Jessica Boucher 2
LordTalps 2
Matt Krass 2
Mercury Rising 2
Raymaniac 2
Astronouth7303 2
Danielle H 2
Ewankoff 2
Freddy Schurr 2
Adam Richards 1
AtalanteStar25 1
Brandon Martus 1
Daisy 1
huff_dragon 1
Killerofkiller 1
Miketwalker 1
Ogre 1
Raymaniac 1
Team1591 1
tony.dalia.195 1
Worldbringer 1
Xzvrw2 1


Onward!

[Mike Schroeder]

The sad thing is that a) the first place award is mocking me, not Ken or the picture, and b) that i would do somthing for a pot of honey :-p