CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #122

[Billfred]

It's still Sunday!

Here's the scores:


MissInformation 48
Steve W 46
Rich Wong 44
Al Skierkiewicz 40
Boiler 37
Wayne Doenges 34
Koko Ed 33
EddieMcD 33
T. Hoffman 32
Jay H 237 31
Mocat1530 31
Lukevanoort 29
Jane 28
KathieK 25
Skimoose 25
Hiteak 24
Andrew Blair 23
Cody C 23
InfernoX14 22
KenWittlief 21
GaryV1188 21
Cuog 21
Rich Kressly 20
Dlavery 18
Greg Needel 18
EricS-Team180 17
Joe Matt 16
Jgjedi10 16
KelliV 15
Dorienne 15
Kyle A 15
Goober!!! 15
Arefin Bari 14
“Big Mike” 13
Michelle Celio 13
Andy Baker 12
Nehalita 12
Rohith Surampudi 11
Dylan 10
Dave Scheck 8
Lil' Lavery 7
Artdutra04 7
Alex Cormier 7
Schnabel 7
Dhoizner 6
Elgin Clock 6
Thegathering 6
anna~marie 5
Tytus Gerrish 5
KarenH 4
Rick Tyler 4
Conor Ryan 4
Tkwetzel 3
1derboy 3
Bcahn836 3
Budda648 2
Calhounian 2
Graduns340 2
Icurtis 2
Imajie 2
Jessica Boucher 2
LordTalps 2
Matt Krass 2
Mercury Rising 2
Raymaniac 2
Astronouth7303 2
Danielle H 2
Ewankoff 2
Freddy Schurr 2
Adam Richards 1
AtalanteStar25 1
Brandon Martus 1
Daisy 1
huff_dragon 1
Killerofkiller 1
Miketwalker 1
Ogre 1
Raymaniac 1
Team1591 1
tony.dalia.195 1
Worldbringer 1
Xzvrw2 1


And the picture:

http://www.chiefdelphi.com/media/photos/19690

As always, the deadline is Saturday at midnight EST, unless you slip one in.

GO!

[Schnabel]

(James Bond Theme) Do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do :D

[Koko Ed]

http://www.chiefdelphi.com/media/img/e1c/e1ced2bfba5c26ba2f83c66a3b2ea7cb_m.jpg
Mr. Kamen: Are you the police?
Scott Wilson: No, sir. We're S.P.A.M. We build robots.

[Taylor]

"It's a hundred and six miles to Atlanta, we got a full 12V battery, a half full iPod, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses."
"Hit it."

[ewankoff]

no one gets in our out unless the bot(boss) says so.

what your the driver? oh sorry sir, go right in sir.

[Andy Baker]

"It's a hundred and six miles to Atlanta, we got a full 12V battery, a half full iPod, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses."
"Hit it."


(not part of the entry: same movie, different quote)


"We're on a mission for FIRST"



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[Lil' Lavery]

<not entry> what the NASA Knights don't deserve a 122 themed caption? </not entry>

[JaneYoung]

The SPAM look for men:

Cool. Confident. Geek.

Warning: don't try this without a robot.

[Billfred]

<not entry> what the NASA Knights don't deserve a 122 themed caption? </not entry>
<obviously not an entry>

In my semi-drowsy, semi-frustrated-at-my-homework state last night, I just couldn't find one in the hopper.

</obviously not an entry>

[Greg Needel]

You'll dress only in attire specially sanctioned by S.P.A.M. special services. You'll conform to the identity we give you, eat where we tell you, live where we tell you. From now on you'll have no identifying marks of any kind. You'll not stand out in any way. Your entire image is crafted to leave no lasting memory with anyone you encounter. You're a rumor, recognizable only as deja vu and dismissed just as quickly. You don't exist; you were never even born. Anonymity is your name. Silence your native tongue. You're no longer part of the System. You're above the System. Over it. Beyond it. We're "them." We're "they." We are S.P.A.M.

[Steve W]

S.P.A.M patrol. S.P.A.M.(Spotting Paul C And big Mike) looking for more occurrences of their adoration for each other. Paul and Mike were last seen in a passionate embrace, neither one wanting to let the other go. Not wanting to set a bad influence on FIRST students, S.P.A.M. has been sent out with the sole intention of keeping the 2 apart. Will they be successful? Check back for the next episode of S.P.A.M. 2: Chicken Man meets The Bear.

[GaryVoshol]

The Administration Workshop on cost savings investigated but quickly dismissed the idea of replacing the Secret Service with volunteer HS robotics team members.

[Josh Goodman]

SPAM 1: "Me, me, me."
SPAM 2: "Me too."

[thegathering]

Singing in unison: "Here come the Men in Black..."

[Dave Scheck]

SPAM #1: You remember the plan right?
SPAM #2: Yeah, you cover the left, and I'll cover the right.
SPAM #1: Yeah...I think it's flawed.
SPAM #2: How so?
SPAM #1: I don't think that the wire between our earbuds is long enough
SPAM #2: Doh! Darn budget cuts.

[Dan Petrovic]

"You better not be agitatin' the boss's dots."

[Hiteak]

Now that the admins are locked up, we can now SPAM Chief Delphi.

[Kyle A]

Voice from ear piece: Your mission is to protect the package.
Guy 1: we must protect the package, that person's looking at him funny!! Code red code, red
Guy 2: "PROTECT THE PACKAGE".

[Mike Schroeder]

Do you Know what they call a Quarter Pounder with cheese in Florida? a Royal with SPAM

[raymaniac]

The music coming from the ear buds is, of course, Weird Al's "Spam".

"... Spam in the place that I work. Ham and more..."

[Rich Wong]

Over heard from behind the door of the South Fork HS principal's office, “ I’m sorry Dillard. I have to let you go, we are not winning the big one these days. We need some fresh blood.
I've traded you to Palm Beach Central’s rookie team 1889 for a couple win-motors and a case of extrusions. The two SPAM agents outside my door will see you out of the building. Good luck Gary.”
;)

[EricS-Team180]

...Noone expects the SPAMish Inquisition!

[Travis Hoffman]

Karthik's bodyguards, weary of listening to the world's lamest pop diva warm up inside his dressing room, decide to play some music to preserve their sanity....

Bodyguard 1: "Dude, crank it up! It's our song!"
Bodyguard 2: "Sure thing. Whitney always did sing it better than Karthik...."

*heard through the earphones*

"And IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII II will always love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu... ..............."

[anna~marie]

Matt: No. One. Gets. To. See. The. SPAM.

[Cody Carey]

Voice from ear piece: Your mission is to protect the package.
Guy 1: we must protect the package, that person's looking at him funny!! Code red code, red
Guy 2: "PROTECT THE PACKAGE".


<noentry>I am proud of you Kyle, VERY PROUD.</noentry>

[killerofkiller]

After Finally catching Tytus; Matt and Scott, (guarding the door) realized that not even a 4 story drop would stop him, but they didn't care, Numa Numa was playing via their Comlink.

[Gary Dillard]

Over heard from behind the door of the South Fork HS principal's office, “ I’m sorry Dillard. I have to let you go, we are not winning the big one these days. We need some fresh blood.
I've traded you to Palm Beach Central’s rookie team 1889 for a couple win-motors and a case of extrusions. The two SPAM agents outside my door will see you out of the building. Good luck Gary.”
;)

[not an entry] does "the big one" refer to the caption contest?
and by the way, it was van door motors, not win motors
[/not an entry]

[Rich Wong]

[not an entry] does "the big one" refer to the caption contest?
and by the way, it was van door motors, not win motors
[/not an entry]
[not an entry] I have to yell at my source for giving me the WONG motor information!!
Yes, we missed you on the caption contest! ;) [not an entry]

[Cynette]

Ladies! Introducing the 2007 "Men of FIRST" Calendar, featuring the hottest guys in the HS robotics competition scene. Shown here are the pin-up boys of September, those men of intrigue from Team 180, S.P.A.M.
Calendar includes 12 large images to keep you focused on FIRST all year long!
Limited production, sure to sell out fast!
note: if any of you have photos of other hot guys who may fit our stringent criteria, let the publisher know - several months are still available.

[Wayne Doenges]

Spam 1: "Here comes Dean Kamen, what do I say?"
Voice in earpiece: "No problem, I'll talk you through this. Repeat after me. Good morning Mr. Kamen."
Spam 1: "Good morning Mr. Kamen."
M. Kamen: "Just call me Dean."
Voice in earpiece: "Dean, are you ready for another great year?"
Spam 1" Dean, are you ready for another great year?"
Dean: "You bet."
Voice in earpiece: "Can you give us any hints on this years game?"
Spam1: "Can you give us any hints on this years game?"
Dean: "You know it's a secret."
Voice in earpiece: "You're mother dresses you funny."
Spam 1: "You're mother dresses you funny."
Dean: "What!?!?!?" *leaves in a huff*
Spam 1: Why did you do that to me?"
Voice in earpiece: "My bad."

[Al Skierkiewicz]

OK, I have crossed paths with the Secret Service many times before and you guys aren't it. First, they always were long sleeves so that the mic and PTT button can be hidden in their hand. They only wear shades outside or in TV studios. They always have their ear piece wires hidden inside their shirt collars and they never, not ever, wouldn't even be caught dead, wearing SPAM t-shirts. If you didn't want me to come in all you had to do was ask.

[EddieMcD]

SPAM Enforcers (singing):
"We're Knights of the Round Table,
we dance whenever we're able,
we do routines and chorus scenes with footwork impeccable.
We dine well here in Camelot,
we eat ham and jam and Spam a lot..."

Detainee: "Ugh, there's never a Spanish Inquisition when you need one..."

[MissInformation]

On a VH1 show entitled "Where Are They Now?" it was revealed that after their "music" career took a nose dive, Milli Vanilli took jobs impersonating FIRST robotics students. They knew they didn't have to have real talent, they just had to look good. When questioned about their robot's sloth-like performance, they just said "Blame it on the rain!"

[lukevanoort]

Hours Earlier......
Morpheus (AKA Wayne Cokeley): I will be honest, all who have fought Fluffy's Agents have died. I have seen them push entire buildings to reach their goal, robots have emptied entire hoppers at them and hit nothing but air.
Evil Machine 4: You are saying what, I can dodge poofs?
Morpheus: No, they are still designed for a world that follows the laws of physics. Because of this can never be as strong or as fast as you can be. What I am saying is, when you're ready, you won't have to.
Minutes earlier....
Agent 1: Commander, I thought I told you to wait outside.
Cobra Commando Commando: Oh, crap. Sir, I sent four 'bots, their taking it down now.
Agent 2: No, Commander, their magic smoke is already out.
Now....
Agent 1: Hello, Mister Enforcer.
Agent 2: Now, you die.
Evil Machine 4: My name is BINGO!!!!!
(Skindred's "World Domination" starts playing)

[KelliV]

Just imagine how cool this would be if we had real headsets and my watch remotly ran our robot.

[Goober!!!]

These SPAM tough guys will take care of any odd business for the game hint from Dave!!! :D :D :D

[Cuog]

SPAM1: "Dang how could you let someone get a picture?"
SPAM2: "What are you talking about they are already a non-person"
GUY on Ear piece: "Whatever you do don't let Bilfred get a hold of the camera"

[Billfred]

Here's a tip: When possible, avoid getting locked out of your room when you need to judge a caption contest, ESPECIALLY a three-pager.

First place goes to:

SPAM #1: You remember the plan right?
SPAM #2: Yeah, you cover the left, and I'll cover the right.
SPAM #1: Yeah...I think it's flawed.
SPAM #2: How so?
SPAM #1: I don't think that the wire between our earbuds is long enough
SPAM #2: Doh! Darn budget cuts.

Second place goes to:

SPAM Enforcers (singing):
"We're Knights of the Round Table,
we dance whenever we're able,
we do routines and chorus scenes with footwork impeccable.
We dine well here in Camelot,
we eat ham and jam and Spam a lot..."

Detainee: "Ugh, there's never a Spanish Inquisition when you need one..."
(ah, that was fun to see in New York)

Honorable mentions go to:

1) Koko Ed
2) boiler
3) Jane
4) Greg Needel
5) Steve W
6) GaryV1188
7) MissInformation
8) EricS-Team180
9) T. Hoffman
10) anna~marie
11) Wayne Doenges
12) Al Skierkiewicz
13) mocat1530
14) InfernoX14

And the burn award...

Over heard from behind the door of the South Fork HS principal's office, “ I’m sorry Dillard. I have to let you go, we are not winning the big one these days. We need some fresh blood.
I've traded you to Palm Beach Central’s rookie team 1889 for a couple win-motors and a case of extrusions. The two SPAM agents outside my door will see you out of the building. Good luck Gary.”
;)

Which means the scores are...

MissInformation 50
Steve W 48
Rich Wong 47
Al Skierkiewicz 42
Boiler 39
EddieMcD 38
Wayne Doenges 36
Koko Ed 35
T. Hoffman 34
Mocat1530 33
Jay H 237 31
Lukevanoort 30
Jane 30
KathieK 25
Skimoose 25
Hiteak 25
InfernoX14 24
Andrew Blair 23
Cody C 23
GaryV1188 23
Cuog 22
KenWittlief 21
Rich Kressly 20
Greg Needel 20
EricS-Team180 19
Dlavery 18
Dave Scheck 18
Jgjedi10 17
KelliV 16
Joe Matt 16
Kyle A 16
Goober!!! 16
Dorienne 15
“Big Mike” 14
Arefin Bari 14
Andy Baker 13
Michelle Celio 13
Nehalita 12
Rohith Surampudi 11
Dylan 10
Schnabel 8
Lil' Lavery 7
anna~marie 7
Artdutra04 7
Thegathering 7
Alex Cormier 7
Dhoizner 6
Elgin Clock 6
Tytus Gerrish 5
KarenH 4
Rick Tyler 4
Conor Ryan 4
Raymaniac 3
Tkwetzel 3
1derboy 3
Bcahn836 3
Ewankoff 3
Budda648 2
Calhounian 2
Graduns340 2
Icurtis 2
Imajie 2
Jessica Boucher 2
LordTalps 2
Matt Krass 2
Mercury Rising 2
Astronouth7303 2
Danielle H 2
Freddy Schurr 2
Killerofkiller 2
Adam Richards 1
AtalanteStar25 1
Brandon Martus 1
Daisy 1
huff_dragon 1
Miketwalker 1
Ogre 1
Raymaniac 1
Team1591 1
tony.dalia.195 1
Worldbringer 1
Xzvrw2 1


Onward!