CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #124

[Billfred]

Also with the quickness.

Scores are here (http://spreadsheets.google.com/ccc?key=p1cILXUy2xl3nK2iaKO6nWg)

MissInformation 52
Rich Wong 49
Steve W 49
Al Skierkiewicz 42
Boiler 41
EddieMcD 39
Wayne Doenges 37
Koko Ed 36
Mocat1530 34
T. Hoffman 34
Jane 32
Lukevanoort 32
Jay H 237 31
Hiteak 27
Skimoose 27
InfernoX14 26
Cody C 25
KathieK 25
Cuog 24
GaryV1188 24
Andrew Blair 23
Andy Baker 23
Dave Scheck 23
Greg Needel 22
KenWittlief 21
Dlavery 20
EricS-Team180 20
Rich Kressly 20
Goober!!! 17
Jgjedi10 17
Joe Matt 17
KelliV 17
Kyle A 16
Michelle Celio 16
Dorienne 15
“Big Mike” 15
Arefin Bari 14
Nehalita 12
Rohith Surampudi 11
Dylan 10
Artdutra04 9
Lil' Lavery 9
Schnabel 9
Thegathering 8
Alex Cormier 7
anna~marie 7
Dhoizner 6
Elgin Clock 6
Ewankoff 5
Tytus Gerrish 5
Conor Ryan 4
KarenH 4
Killerofkiller 4
Raymaniac 4
Rick Tyler 4
1derboy 3
Bcahn836 3
Tkwetzel 3
Astronouth7303 2
Budda648 2
Calhounian 2
Danielle H 2
Freddy Schurr 2
Graduns340 2
Icurtis 2
Imajie 2
Jessica Boucher 2
LordTalps 2
Matt Krass 2
Mercury Rising 2
Adam Richards 1
AtalanteStar25 1
Brandon Martus 1
Daisy 1
huff_dragon 1
Miketwalker 1
Ogre 1
Team1591 1
tony.dalia.195 1
Worldbringer 1
Xzvrw2 1
taylort 1
Beth Sweet 1


And the picture:

http://www.invisiblerobot.com/robotics/robot_d43/index/p1200379.html

As always, the deadline is Saturday at midnight EST, unless you're lucky.

Go!

[thegathering]

"OMG I GOT CAKE IN MY EYE!"

[Dan Petrovic]

http://www.invisiblerobot.com/robotics/robot_d43/index/p1200379.html

*shoveling in ice cream*
"Ahh! I just can't get over my ice cream addiction... NO! Don't look at me! I don't want anyone to see me this way."

[Jeff Rodriguez]

THE LADYBUGS ARE STEALING OUR ICE CREAM!

[lukevanoort]

Shortly after this (http://www.invisiblerobot.com/robotics/robot_c43e/index/p2199765.html) incident Epsilon Delta, in an effort to aid Dave Lavery's public image, decided to forgo introducing him to things such as a 'barber' and hire an expert in another ancient art, known as pickjitsu, also referred to as nose-fu.

[KathieK]

Girl in Pink, thinking..."why is she doing that? It wasn't ME! She thinks it was ME! Doesn't she know, the first one who smelled it, dealt it???"

[JaneYoung]

I hate, hate, hate spitting spiders.
They think they are so cool. First it ate the oreos and ice cream til it got all gooey, then it opened its mouth and showed me, then it spit it at me.

geesh - this must be a boy spider. ewwww.

[Cuog]

Omnipresent Unreal Tournament Announcer: "HEADSHOT!"

[Rich Wong]

Spider, " Excused me Missy, I believe they accidentally gave you my dish.

That’s my special, vanilla ice cream with chocolate covered beetles and ant lavas."

[BlondeNerd]

Girl: "Take my ice cream! I can't possibly stand up to a stink beetle! Just take it before I pass ou..."

[Schnabel]

Girl Thinking "Just turn away and its batteries will die...eventually."

[Taylor]

Luckily, the girl was sitting in an iBot and was able to use its oft-forgotten bugswatter feature.

[Koko Ed]

http://www.invisiblerobot.com/robotics/robot_d43/p1200379.jpg
Team 116 Epsilon Delta soon realized much to their chagrin that trying to spread the word of first using an acid spewing robot was not the best idea they ever had...

[Rohith Surampudi]

Girl: MR.LAVERY HASNT TOLD ME THE GAME, I SWEAR!

RobotSpider: LIES, TELL ME NOW!

Girl: I SWEAR,

RobotSpider: you watch, if you thought snakes on a plane is scary, wait until its SPIDERS ON A BUS, GET TO SCHOOL LIKE THAT! TELL ME NOW! I KNOW YOU KNOW!

[Al Skierkiewicz]

I thought Oreos were supposed to prevent 'head freeze'! I guess I will just have to keep trying, maybe Windmill cookies?!?

[Steve W]

I don't care what you say. A stink bug is not a pet to be allowed at the table.

[Dave Scheck]

Dear God Mr. Lavery. We were just joking when we asked what was under the kilt!! (reference (http://www.chiefdelphi.com/media/photos/25253))

[GaryVoshol]

I was just kidding when I said guys have cooties - but I guess it's true!

[skimoose]

Girl in Pink: I told you not to stick that Oreo up your nose! :ahh:

[MissInformation]

Megan, the youngest of the Lavery clan, proved to be the wisest as well... by covering her face whenever she saw my camera she avoided the dreaded photoshoppage of Laverys.

[Goober!!!]

MMMMMMMMMMMMM ICE CREAM!!!! :D :D :D

"seconds later"

AHHHHHHHHHHHHH BRAIN FREEZE!!! :ahh:

[Wayne Doenges]

Girl in Pink: "How many times have the mentors told us to wear our safety glasses whenever we are around the robots?"
Girl in Green: "I didn't think they meant small robots in the cafeteria. This bot threw a spring into my eye."
Girl in Pink: "Here endeth the lesson."

[killerofkiller]

AHHHHHHH It's an Acid spitting super robot spider attacking my cake!!!

[Cynette]

But they promised me I could be a hand model. I got a manicure and everything. Take the photo of my hands! The hands!

[EddieMcD]

"This little girl has learned a lesson about calling spiders 'insects' that she will never forget."

[EricS-Team180]

never, never, NEVER! play "got your nose" with a bug that big! :eek:

[taylort]

Girl in pink (thinking)-This is what she gets for trying to hold her breath longer than a large mechanical spider...

[Hiteak]

I didn't think bugs in the programming were real and could attack people.

[Cody Carey]

Little miss muffet sat on a tuffet...

[EricRobodox]

ill give this game a try:

It must be true that things admire their own smell, because after the robot spider did his business in the bowl, he admires the invisible wall that scares off the girl. :)

[Billfred]

See? I'm not a total slacker. ;)

First place goes to:

Girl in Pink: "How many times have the mentors told us to wear our safety glasses whenever we are around the robots?"
Girl in Green: "I didn't think they meant small robots in the cafeteria. This bot threw a spring into my eye."
Girl in Pink: "Here endeth the lesson."

Second place goes to:

Dear God Mr. Lavery. We were just joking when we asked what was under the kilt!! (reference (http://www.chiefdelphi.com/media/photos/25253))

Honorable mentions go to...

1) InfernoX14
2) lukevanoort
3) KathieK
4) Cody C
5) Hiteak
6) EricS-Team180
7) MissInformation
8) Rohith Surampudi
9) Jane
10) Cuog
11) Rich Wong
12) Koko Ed
13) mocat1530

And the burn award...

"This little girl has learned a lesson about calling spiders 'insects' that she will never forget."

Which means the scores are...

Name Total
MissInformation 54
Rich Wong 51
Steve W 50
Wayne Doenges 47
Al Skierkiewicz 43
Boiler 42
EddieMcD 42
Koko Ed 38
Mocat1530 36
Jane 34
Lukevanoort 34
T. Hoffman 34
Jay H 237 31
Hiteak 29
InfernoX14 28
Skimoose 28
Cody C 27
KathieK 27
Cuog 26
Dave Scheck 25
GaryV1188 25
Andrew Blair 23
Andy Baker 23
EricS-Team180 22
Greg Needel 22
KenWittlief 21
Dlavery 20
Rich Kressly 20
Goober!!! 18
Jgjedi10 17
Joe Matt 17
KelliV 17
Kyle A 16
Michelle Celio 16
Dorienne 15
“Big Mike” 15
Arefin Bari 14
Rohith Surampudi 13
Nehalita 12
Dylan 10
Schnabel 10
Artdutra04 9
Lil' Lavery 9
Thegathering 9
Alex Cormier 7
anna~marie 7
Dhoizner 6
Elgin Clock 6
Ewankoff 5
Killerofkiller 5
Tytus Gerrish 5
Conor Ryan 4
KarenH 4
Raymaniac 4
Rick Tyler 4
1derboy 3
Bcahn836 3
Tkwetzel 3
Astronouth7303 2
Budda648 2
Calhounian 2
Danielle H 2
Freddy Schurr 2
Graduns340 2
Icurtis 2
Imajie 2
Jessica Boucher 2
LordTalps 2
Matt Krass 2
Mercury Rising 2
Ogre 2
taylort 2
Adam Richards 1
AtalanteStar25 1
Beth Sweet 1
Brandon Martus 1
Daisy 1
huff_dragon 1
Miketwalker 1
Team1591 1
tony.dalia.195 1
Worldbringer 1
Xzvrw2 1
EricRobodox 1
BlondeNerd 1


Onward!

[dlavery]

Second place goes to:
Originally Posted by Dave Scheck
Dear God Mr. Lavery. We were just joking when we asked what was under the kilt!! (reference)
Since the young lady in question is my 11-year-old daughter, this one is just a little too weird for me.