CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #125

[Billfred]

It's still Sunday!

Here's the scores:

Name Total
MissInformation 54
Rich Wong 51
Steve W 50
Wayne Doenges 47
Al Skierkiewicz 43
Boiler 42
EddieMcD 42
Koko Ed 38
Mocat1530 36
Jane 34
Lukevanoort 34
T. Hoffman 34
Jay H 237 31
Hiteak 29
InfernoX14 28
Skimoose 28
Cody C 27
KathieK 27
Cuog 26
Dave Scheck 25
GaryV1188 25
Andrew Blair 23
Andy Baker 23
EricS-Team180 22
Greg Needel 22
KenWittlief 21
Dlavery 20
Rich Kressly 20
Goober!!! 18
Jgjedi10 17
Joe Matt 17
KelliV 17
Kyle A 16
Michelle Celio 16
Dorienne 15
“Big Mike” 15
Arefin Bari 14
Rohith Surampudi 13
Nehalita 12
Dylan 10
Schnabel 10
Artdutra04 9
Lil' Lavery 9
Thegathering 9
Alex Cormier 7
anna~marie 7
Dhoizner 6
Elgin Clock 6
Ewankoff 5
Killerofkiller 5
Tytus Gerrish 5
Conor Ryan 4
KarenH 4
Raymaniac 4
Rick Tyler 4
1derboy 3
Bcahn836 3
Tkwetzel 3
Astronouth7303 2
Budda648 2
Calhounian 2
Danielle H 2
Freddy Schurr 2
Graduns340 2
Icurtis 2
Imajie 2
Jessica Boucher 2
LordTalps 2
Matt Krass 2
Mercury Rising 2
Ogre 2
taylort 2
Adam Richards 1
AtalanteStar25 1
Beth Sweet 1
Brandon Martus 1
Daisy 1
huff_dragon 1
Miketwalker 1
Team1591 1
tony.dalia.195 1
Worldbringer 1
Xzvrw2 1
EricRobodox 1
BlondeNerd 1


And the picture:

http://www.invisiblerobot.com/robotics/robot_d39h/index/p1180002.html

As always, the deadline if you want to be safe is Saturday at Midnight EST

Go!

[Imajie]

http://www.invisiblerobot.com/robotics/robot_d39h/p1180002.jpg
All Thinking about something out of shot: " :eek: Man I thought our bot was cool, look at that thing!!!"

[thegathering]

hoodie: "Come to the Dark Side, younglings....."

[Dan Petrovic]

Kid with the controller: Uhh... do you think they'll notice?

<not part of my entry> I have a question. When Billfred lists the honorable mentions, are they in any particular order?</not part of my entry>

[Billfred]

<not part of my entry> I have a question. When Billfred lists the honorable mentions, are they in any particular order?</not part of my entry>

[obviously not an entry]

Nope. I go through all of the posts, after picking the first two places and getting an inkling on the burn award, and continue going through them until I hit one that strikes me as HM-worthy. Then I close that tab, go back to the tab where I compose the results thread, and stick it in. Lather, rinse, repeat until I've hit about half of the posts.

[Dan Petrovic]

[obviously not an entry]

Nope. I go through all of the posts, after picking the first two places and getting an inkling on the burn award, and continue going through them until I hit one that strikes me as HM-worthy. Then I close that tab, go back to the tab where I compose the results thread, and stick it in. Lather, rinse, repeat until I've hit about half of the posts.

Alright, thanks

[Cuog]

"Our Autonomous doesn't actually do anything, well it takes control of the other bot and makes it hurt itself...

Yes we have cookies for you, this is the dark side after all."

[Schnabel]

Not noticing that the robot never even budged, the team members continued to try to find it at the other end of the table.

[Hiteak]

Girl with the hat: I wish I hadn't left my VEX bot in Casablanca, at least we always had Paris

[JaneYoung]

A team pact forms:
We are so n-o-t EVER leaving FIRST! Got that Mr. Lavery?

[taylort]

Instead of looking out the window, as everyone else was, the young FIRST-ers decided to be rebels and look completely in the opposite direction. . .even though the guy with the controller did not notice that he was forcing the bot to ram into random team members.

[efoote868]

(background)
guy in black: So, does it do anything?
kid in blue: I don't know, My dad built it for me. I was kinda hoping you could figure it out.

[EricH]

Overheard at a VEX event:
"Are you sure the automode will work?"
"Of course."
"AAAHHHH!! NOOOOOO!!"

[Taylor]

Here's how you can tell the difference between a "normal" student and a "FIRST" student:
"Normal" students spend their time at school looking out the windows and daydreaming.
"FIRST" students spend their time at school focused on the task at hand (and sometimes daydreaming).

In 20 years, guess which type of student will be called "Boss"

[Graham Donaldson]

Kid in blue: Uhh... guys? Where's the robot?( :eek: )

Kid in grey: Uhh... I dunno.

Kids staring out window: WHAT THE HECK IS A VEX BOT DOING OUTSIDE?!?!?! :eek:

dave (not in picture): he he he he he... it slipped on a banana and fell through the tunnel I just conveniently built and put there...

[Eric W. Jones]

Girl in red striped shirt: I like Peanuts...

[GaryVoshol]

The Jedi VEX driver attempts to influence the mind of his opponent. Look for a rule change next season.

[Goober!!!]

kid in blue jacket: Uh I think we should have known the game before we built the robot???

Kid with controller: I think that would have been a "GREAT" idea!!! :D :D :D

[BlondeNerd]

"Our 'bot did WHAT on the field!?!? :eek: OK, who's gonna clean it up?"

[KelliV]

Who need auto mode when you have the force on your side?

[dlavery]

Hoodie Kid: I think that we need to get the message back to the FVC game designers that "Parapets of Puke" is perhaps not one of their best efforts

Red Shirt Kid: Well, it has led to some cool barf-bot designs!

Blue Shirt Kid: I dunno. The game itself isn't that bad. It is just the field set-up that I have a problem with...

Hoodie Kid: Why? Do you have a problem with tasting a can of Hormel chili and a bowl of minestrone soup twice* before every match?

Blue Shirt Kid: It's not that. It is just that the little bits of beans and pasta keep getting stuck in the RC when our barf-bot goes to clean it up.

White Shirt Kid: <urp!!> <blurp!!> <bleeehhhhhh!!> <huuuuuuuurrrrrr!!!> <split><splat><splat> EEEWWWWWWWWWWW!!!

Hoodie Kid: There we go! Now we can start the match!

Red Shirt Kid: When I was at Disney, I think they called that a "protein spill"





* (think about it...)

[Billfred]

...blah blah blah...[obviously not an entry]
...and there went my appetite for the rest of the night. Thanks, Dave!

[Jay H 237]

Little did the kids know that they'd be no winners of this round as the Grim Reaper was standing by to take out the last remaining robot.

[JaneYoung]

[obviously not an entry]
...and there went my appetite for the rest of the night. Thanks, Dave!
[not an entry]

I was sitting here happily chomping away on jalapeno chips and read Dave's post. It was just gross, really gross.

[GaryVoshol]

[not an entry]

I was sitting here happily chomping away on jalapeno chips and read Dave's post. It was just gross, really gross.
[not an entry]
OK, which of you are going for the [heart]burn award?

[EricRobodox]

"Maybe we can jump the robot over that red lava square, pick up the ball, place the bridge over the red lava square, save the doctors in the corner from the lava goblins, knock down the boulders infront of the golden tiki, and then get back on the black cement squares back at the base for extra points points? mhmmm, that will it win it for us, as easy as FLL."

[dlavery]

[obviously not an entry]
...and there went my appetite for the rest of the night. Thanks, Dave!

And the first person that says "Oooohhh! 'Puke-bots!' That must be a clue!" is going to get slapped with a salmon.

-dave

[efoote868]

And the first person that says "Oooohhh! 'Puke-bots!' That must be a clue!" is going to get slapped with a salmon.

-dave
[not an entry]

wait... its going to be puke-bots?
...And in the KoP, we are giving you 2 crates of ipecac...
"ah, man! i hate ipecac"

[/not a entry]

[Cuog]

"Oooohhh! 'Puke-bots!' That must be a clue!" ;)

[JaneYoung]

[not an entry]

Billfred, do you have a plan for re-gaining control of this situation? It is going down stream, er, hill, pretty fast.

And side note - the word used was salmon, not herring - not that I noticed...

[not an entry]

[taylort]

[not an entry]
And side note - the word used was salmon, not herring - not that I noticed...
[not an entry]
[not an entry]
Is that a clue too?;)
Yes...order must be restored in this thread...by means other than threats of being hit with fish. It's apparently not working.
[/still not an entry]

[Rich Wong]

<urp!!> <blurp!!> <bleeehhhhhh!!> <huuuuuuuurrrrrr!!!> <split><splat><splat> EEEWWWWWWWWWWW!!!

* (think about it...)
:eek:

(still thinking...... clueless and speechless)
<Obviously not an entry>

[Billfred]

(takes out his neuralizer, puts on the Ray-Bans, and fires to try and erase everything but the actual entries thus far)

Here's the scores:

Name Total
MissInformation 54
Rich Wong 51
Steve W 50
Wayne Doenges 47
Al Skierkiewicz 43
Boiler 42
EddieMcD 42
Koko Ed 38
Mocat1530 36
Jane 34
Lukevanoort 34
T. Hoffman 34
Jay H 237 31
Hiteak 29
InfernoX14 28
Skimoose 28
Cody C 27
KathieK 27
Cuog 26
Dave Scheck 25
GaryV1188 25
Andrew Blair 23
Andy Baker 23
EricS-Team180 22
Greg Needel 22
KenWittlief 21
Dlavery -infinity
Rich Kressly 20
Goober!!! 18
Jgjedi10 17
Joe Matt 17
KelliV 17
Kyle A 16
Michelle Celio 16
Dorienne 15
“Big Mike” 15
Arefin Bari 14
Rohith Surampudi 13
Nehalita 12
Dylan 10
Schnabel 10
Artdutra04 9
Lil' Lavery 9
Thegathering 9
Alex Cormier 7
anna~marie 7
Dhoizner 6
Elgin Clock 6
Ewankoff 5
Killerofkiller 5
Tytus Gerrish 5
Conor Ryan 4
KarenH 4
Raymaniac 4
Rick Tyler 4
1derboy 3
Bcahn836 3
Tkwetzel 3
Astronouth7303 2
Budda648 2
Calhounian 2
Danielle H 2
Freddy Schurr 2
Graduns340 2
Icurtis 2
Imajie 2
Jessica Boucher 2
LordTalps 2
Matt Krass 2
Mercury Rising 2
Ogre 2
taylort 2
Adam Richards 1
AtalanteStar25 1
Beth Sweet 1
Brandon Martus 1
Daisy 1
huff_dragon 1
Miketwalker 1
Team1591 1
tony.dalia.195 1
Worldbringer 1
Xzvrw2 1
EricRobodox 1
BlondeNerd 1



And the picture:

http://www.invisiblerobot.com/robot...x/p1180002.html (http://www.invisiblerobot.com/robotics/robot_d39h/index/p1180002.html)

As always, the deadline if you want to be safe is Saturday at Midnight EST

Go!

[Michelle Celio]

http://www.invisiblerobot.com/robotics/robot_d39h/p1180002.jpg

Kid in Hoodie: You want me to do WHAT with the robot?!

[dlavery]

(takes out his neuralizer, puts on the Ray-Bans, and fires to try and erase everything but the actual entries thus far)<not an entry>OK, fine. But I will just point out that my original entry is still an actual entry, which means you get to judge it again!<urp!></not an entry>

-dave

[Graham Donaldson]

[not an entry] Now how are puke-bots and salmon related? The link between the two is the clue! EUREKA!!!! :D. [/not an entry]

[question for Billfred Billfred, what do we do if we decide we have a better caption that we want entered, but we can't edit the original post anymore? Should we just put the new one and say that we want the previous one disregarded????? [/question for Billfred.]

[Wayne Doenges]

Boy in hoodie: "I Have no control of the bot!"
Boy in blue: "Try backing up."
Boy in hoodie: *moves stick back*
Boy in background: "Look at that car, it's backing up. Ahh! It just backed into the school bus."
Boy in hoodie: "Still nothing."
Boy in blue: "Try turning."
Boy in hoodie: *turns left*
Boy in background: "Now it's turning in circles!"
Boy in hoodie: "Just turn it off."
Boy in hoodie: *picks up bot and drops it on the floor."
Boy in background: "The car just exploded!!!"
Boy in blue: "Did you hear something?"

[Billfred]

[not an entry] Now how are puke-bots and salmon related? The link between the two is the clue! EUREKA!!!! :D. [/not an entry]

[question for Billfred Billfred, what do we do if we decide we have a better caption that we want entered, but we can't edit the original post anymore? Should we just put the new one and say that we want the previous one disregarded????? [/question for Billfred.]
[obviously not an entry]

Just post the second one, ideally with a mention that it is, in fact, a second entry. I count the last one posted by each user when I open the thread to judge it as their entry.

[raymaniac]

Kid in with hood: "So thats what the 'DO NOT PRESS' button does."
Kid in blue: "Maybe we can still win before it turns COMPLETELY to ashes."

[MissInformation]

Kid in hoodie: "That's right, I'm a hoodlum... I'm driving this robot like I stole it!"
His sister next to him: "If you're so tough, how come you're wearing Scooby-Doo Underoos?"

[Steve W]

Girl in white thinking to self "If he forgets to turn the robot on one more time, I'll........"

[Rich Wong]

What if celebrities had FIRST when they were young, would they have turn out the way they did or better? (From left to right)

Paris Hilton, “I love VEX, it is so hot, just like me.”

Justin Timberlake,” Can you bring “VEXY” BACK in to base.”

Dark Vader, “I am trying, but the force is strong in this VEX.”

Lindsay Lohan, “Justin, that is the stupidest name for a VEX robot and Paris I hate you. You can’t even spell V-E-S-S correctly.”

[EddieMcD]

Girl on the right: "I'm only here for the Krispy Kremes. They said there'd be Krispy Kremes. WHERE ARE THE KRISPY KREMES?!?"

<not entry>
So, puke bots, huh? :p
</not entry>

[Greg Needel]

a hoodlum playing with a robot



*entry for pity point only

[Mike Schroeder]

Deleted Scene from Rocky, after running up the steps and sparring with a side of beef, rocky practices his FVC driving skills

[skimoose]

Left Boy: DUDE! Awesome driving skills.
Control Boy: Dude, I've got crazy mad skills.

Left Girl: One Point. That's the worst robot driving I've ever seen!
Right Girl: If you held the transmitter upside down, it'd match the position of your robot. :cool:

[lukevanoort]

Dude in hoody: Uggh.... thats, ughh disgusting.
Blue shirt dude: Yeah... I, I, I, I'm amazed. Thats soooo nasty.
Girl in white shirt: I don't know him... I never saw it. Must not think.. think of bunnies, yeah bunnies.... DOH (http://www.factorfantasy.com/thedavegallery/photos/April.jpg) didn't work! (vomits)
Girl in hat: Psh, I can do better. He can only stuff 90 butterfried, sugar coated, creme filled, chocolate glazed, fat injected KKs in his mouth a minute... I'm sure I can do twice that. And, I can do it with style. Watch out Mr. Lavery, in another 8 years I'll be at IRI with a box of KKs, and it'll be SHOWDOWN TIME!!!!

[KathieK]

Boy in blue: "OK, so like, where's the GRACIOUS PROFESSIONALISM in that maneuver, huh?"

[Billfred]

I never thought a caption contest would become bowling shoe ugly (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Professional_wrestling_slang#B), but I guess there's a first time for everything.

First place goes to:

What if celebrities had FIRST when they were young, would they have turn out the way they did or better? (From left to right)

Paris Hilton, “I love VEX, it is so hot, just like me.”

Justin Timberlake,” Can you bring “VEXY” BACK in to base.”

Dark Vader, “I am trying, but the force is strong in this VEX.”

Lindsay Lohan, “Justin, that is the stupidest name for a VEX robot and Paris I hate you. You can’t even spell V-E-S-S correctly.”

Second place goes to:

The Jedi VEX driver attempts to influence the mind of his opponent. Look for a rule change next season.

Honorable mentions go to:

1) KathieK
2) Cuog
3) lukevanoort
4) skimoose
5) EddieMcD
6) MissInformation
7) KelliV
8) boiler
9) Jane
10) Schnabel
11) Imajie
12) thegathering
13) "Big Mike"
14) Steve W
15) EricRobodox

And the burn award goes to Dave, but I simply refuse to copy and paste that post. You don't want to see it, trust me. But if you absolutely must for some silly reason, it's on page 2.

Which means the scores are:


Name Total
Rich Wong 61
MissInformation 56
Steve W 52
Wayne Doenges 48
Boiler 44
EddieMcD 44
Al Skierkiewicz 43
Koko Ed 38
Jane 36
Lukevanoort 36
Mocat1530 36
T. Hoffman 34
Jay H 237 32
GaryV1188 30
Hiteak 30
Skimoose 30
KathieK 29
Cuog 28
InfernoX14 28
Cody C 27
Dave Scheck 25
Dlavery -infinity
Andrew Blair 23
Andy Baker 23
Greg Needel 23
EricS-Team180 22
KenWittlief 21
Rich Kressly 20
Goober!!! 19
KelliV 19
Jgjedi10 17
Joe Matt 17
Michelle Celio 17
“Big Mike” 17
Kyle A 16
Dorienne 15
Arefin Bari 14
Rohith Surampudi 13
Nehalita 12
Schnabel 12
Thegathering 11
Dylan 10
Artdutra04 9
Lil' Lavery 9
Alex Cormier 7
anna~marie 7
Dhoizner 6
Elgin Clock 6
Ewankoff 5
Killerofkiller 5
Raymaniac 5
Tytus Gerrish 5
Conor Ryan 4
Imajie 4
KarenH 4
Rick Tyler 4
1derboy 3
Bcahn836 3
EricRobodox 3
taylort 3
Tkwetzel 3
Astronouth7303 2
BlondeNerd 2
Budda648 2
Calhounian 2
Danielle H 2
Freddy Schurr 2
Graduns340 2
Icurtis 2
Jessica Boucher 2
LordTalps 2
Matt Krass 2
Mercury Rising 2
Ogre 2
Adam Richards 1
AtalanteStar25 1
Beth Sweet 1
Brandon Martus 1
Daisy 1
huff_dragon 1
Miketwalker 1
Team1591 1
tony.dalia.195 1
Worldbringer 1
Xzvrw2 1
efoote868 1
EricH 1
robotcanuck1676 1
Eric W. Jones 1