New three word story

[Eric W. Jones]

The old three word story thread is getting kind of wierd, so I started this one.
You know the rules. I'll start.

There once was

[Wayne Doenges]

a very dedicated...

[lukevanoort]

piece of cheese

[Dan Petrovic]

that stole a

[BuddyB309]

mouse. this was

[savage301]

a very peculiar

[Josh Goodman]

specimen because it

[Graham Donaldson]

had no head.

[Eric W. Jones]

Because it couldn't

[Adam Richards]

see at all,

[Eric W. Jones]

it ran into

[Dan Petrovic]

a hungry cat

[Eric W. Jones]

that reached with

[Graham Donaldson]

it's uber-long tongue.

[Josh Goodman]

It's tongue can

[Eric W. Jones]

stop speeding bullets

[raymaniac]

but not a(n)

[JWSnedden]

large truck or

[Eric W. Jones]

small stinging bees

[JWSnedden]

. however, it could

[Krazykid]

Jump Super HIgh

[Graham Donaldson]

. Now, the cheese

[Eric W. Jones]

from the moon

[Graham Donaldson]

was very green.

[JWSnedden]

and smelly like

[Wayne Doenges]

sweaty day old...

[Eric W. Jones]

shoes. When the

[Graham Donaldson]

cheese went to

[JaneYoung]

the mean old

[Graham Donaldson]

wizard named Lord Voldemort,

[not part] Please excuse the four words there- I thought since it was a proper noun/name it would be OK. [/not part]

[raymaniac]

he ate it

[trilogism]

, because it was

[Eric W. Jones]

a big red

[JWSnedden]

wheel of cheddar.

[raymaniac]

Voldemort got a

[Wayne Doenges]

really nasty piece...

[Eric W. Jones]

of moldy cheese

[JWSnedden]

That made him

[Schnabel]

dance with glee

[Brandon Martus]

because he was

[Graham Donaldson]

now a human

[Wayne Doenges]

version of a ...

[Eric W. Jones]

giant poof ball.

[Graham Donaldson]

How he danced

[FISHER 237]

was verry, verry

[Wayne Doenges]

strange and impossible...

[BobC]

strange and impossible...
Like he was

[Eric W. Jones]

holding a piece

[JaneYoung]

of tinsel that

[raymaniac]

exploded in his

[teh_pwnerer795]

pocket. which he

[Wayne Doenges]

quickly discarded after...

[joshsmithers]

...seeing a massive...

[braindrain]

cookie in the

[hallk]

glass jar of

[Krazykid]

imensly huge cookies
:yikes: :ahh:

[et1337]

meant for santa.

[Ericgehrken]

Santa threw the

[Dianna Bartone]

jar into the

[Jimmy Cao]

fireplace and he

[DanDon]

ran away snickering

[Freddy Schurr]

into the woods

[trilogism]

, where Dave Lavery

[hallk]

told him next

[Graham Donaldson]

he would have

[not part] For the next person, I suggest "Krispy Kreme Donuts" [/not part]

[Wayne Doenges]

to take apart...

[Ericgehrken]

his tracking system.

[DanDon]

in order to

[Horsegirrl]

not get eaten

[hallk]

by the big

[Cody Carey]

and VERY scary

[Binome]

giant poof ball.

[John Gutmann]

And he the

[Eric W. Jones]

And he the

//I don't really understand this way to begin this sentence, but I'll make the best of it//

n threw his box

[Libby K]

into the humongous

[agndoggieboi]

suck the cheese

[Eric W. Jones]

*skip previous post*

rack of doom

[Darkforces]

but it bounced

[Zoheb N]

off the innertube

[AnimeBio]

of slimy goodness

[Ericgehrken]

on to the

[AnimeBio]

gate of OblivioN!

[Eric W. Jones]

When it stopped,

[Lovely Laine]

reach with ease

[AnimeBio]

with hot glue

[Derek Allem]

singing wahb song

[Ericgehrken]

and rolling away

[coko19]

eating cheese pizza

[Derek Allem]

but then choked

[Wayne Doenges]

on the extremely...

[coko19]

hot water bed

[Derek Allem]

and then he

[bobot]

popped it with a...

[65_Xero_Huskie]

The sharp end

[Kiori]

of a sausage (lol)

[raymaniac]

he had kept

[Ericgehrken]

on the ground

[lol tank]

with a muffin

[Choi9111]

Then Batman kicked

[Wayne Doenges]

Robin, just to...

[65_Xero_Huskie]

make him say

[coko19]

sticky ketchup popsickles

[Ericgehrken]

five times fast

[Kiori]

while falling from

[waiakea11]

the top of

[waiakea2024]

the leaning tower

[coko19]

of chicken fingers

[Spikan]

Then Batman said...

[Ericgehrken]

hello young man

[Kiori]

do you have

[Wayne Doenges]

any Grey Poupon? :D

[waiakea11]

and Robin said

[waiakea2024]

no i have

[Spikan]

not any grey

[Ericgehrken]

logitech computer mouses

[Derek Allem]

then he shot

[3dfernando]

many green donuts

[Wayne Doenges]

that rebounded against...

[65_Xero_Huskie]

the back of

[Dominicano0519]

I loved it

[waiakea11]

I loved it What?? ill continue, but i dont know how it fits into the story...

then batman said

[waiakea2024]

oh my gosh!

[waiakea11]

there is a

[Wayne Doenges]

large hairy spider...

[ben_0614]

on your back

[Derek Allem]

and its poisonus....

[waiakea2024]

hit it with...

[raymaniac]

a big metal

[animemonkey84]

candycane and then

[waiakea11]

screamed at kirby

[tyron256]

You Broke it

[animemonkey84]

now repair it!

[waiakea2024]

or else i'll

[waiakea11]

throw the peices

[ben_0614]

at your robot

[raymaniac]

making it explode!

[animemonkey84]

So Kirby sulked

[Wayne Doenges]

than he pulled...

[animemonkey84]

a large firery

[thewhit]

The cat licked

[waiakea2024]

The cat licked


eh?

[waiakea11]

lol

[taylort]

while Kirby ran


(what about that cat?)

[Wayne Doenges]

around shouting about...

[Kiori]

hillbillies and rednecks

[raymaniac]

that were on

[Ericgehrken]

a NASCAR track

[Wayne Doenges]

drafting behind Dean...

[Ericgehrken]

Kamen's helicopter pad

[waiakea2024]

then shot him...

[raymaniac]

with a big

[Wayne Doenges]

air powered poof...

[FishCaptain]

A unanimous gasp

[waiakea11]

of shear pain

[trilogism]

rustled through the

[raymaniac]

hole in the

[Wayne Doenges]

ozone layer that...

[yodameister]

was bigger than

[JoeJank103]

the smallest dog

[yodameister]

which happily ate

[BenThompson]

the poof balls.

[Ericgehrken]

Then it ate

[Wayne Doenges]

several pool tubes...

[Zoheb N]

that had been

[raymaniac]

used as life

[JoeJank103]

paddles. That made

[Zoheb N]

118 foot waves

[Ericgehrken]

and stormed the

[Vashts6583]

refurbished and cleaned

[BenThompson]

laundromat. Then they

[ben_0614]

scratched their backs

[thegathering]

with a wooden

[Wayne Doenges]

robotic arm that...

[Jevin H]

That called the

[yodameister]

referee who made

[Wayne Doenges]

a silly call...

[yodameister]

while completing handstands.

[Ben Martin]

The judges then

[Wayne Doenges]

went to see...

[MGoelz]

if there were

[Wayne Doenges]

any Krispy Kreems...

[raymaniac]

Dave hadn't eaten

[MGoelz]

on his trek

[taylort]

to the refrigerator.

[Jevin H]

for dead monkies

[Cartwright]

and frozen apes

[MGoelz]

he was preserving

[Zyik]

macarena dancing judges

[Wayne Doenges]

that didn't know...

[StarW/eccentric]

the macarena dance.

[Jay H 237]

They headed out

[StarW/eccentric]

into the wild,

[Wayne Doenges]

to the nearest...

[Joohoo]

large sasquatch village

[Wayne Doenges]

where they encountered...

[joshsmithers]

a large, hairy

[JoeJank103]

Mongoose ate the

[65_Xero_Huskie]

food for the

[Jevin H]

screaming pink monkey

[Wayne Doenges]

that just discovered...

[Joohoo]

the secret of...

[billy9083]

the red banana

[Wayne Doenges]

Just than, someone...

[Kersten]

declared it edible

[Chaos in a Can]

disregarding that it

[carolynn4848]

is magicaly delicious.

[ReapersRule]

A green duckling

[Wayne Doenges]

ate a purple...

[tim_reiher]

piece of cheese

[Josh Goodman]

Which then almost

[carolynn4848]

blew up because

[Wayne Doenges]

the gaseous residue...

[Usernamehere]

emanating from the

[carolynn4848]

old, moldy, smelly

[ReapersRule]

cheese was radioactive

[Wayne Doenges]

that someone threw...

[carolynn4848]

at the cow.

[Wayne Doenges]

Suddenly there was...

[carolynn4848]

a monkey that

[sgreco]

ate a large

[Wayne Doenges]

pepperoni pizza containing...

[LWakefield]

chunks of Uranium

[Finleym]

obtained from a...

[ReapersRule]

Nuclear bomb. Luigi

[flippy147852]

quickly gave the

[carolynn4848]

monkey to a

[DiehardCybercard]

homeless man with

[Taylor]

sweet cinnamon breath

[Carlee10]

and fake legs

[carolynn4848]

that were growing

[DiehardCybercard]

into large tentacles

[Carlee10]

and in them

[carolynn4848]

was an odd

[Jay H 237]

lobster clawing at

[DiehardCybercard]

the little monkey.

[Wayne Doenges]

Soon Dean started...

[carolynn4848]

to talk and

[Wayne Doenges]

everyone felt like...

[sgreco]

listening to what

[FTC G-FORCE]

cool green bluegrass

[delsaner]

has to offer

[Wayne Doenges]

yet it didn't...

[carolynn4848]

offer anything except

[Wayne Doenges]

some confusing trivia...

[sgreco]

games and a

[Phreadumb]

can of soda

[NorviewsVeteran]

to build a(n)

[Wayne Doenges]

totally recycled aluminum...

[Joe Schornak]

nail clipper, having

[Wayne Doenges]

the uncanny knack...