CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #128

[Billfred]

IT'S STILL SUNDAY!

Here's the scores:

Name Total
Rich Wong 65
MissInformation 59
Wayne Doenges 58
Steve W 56
Boiler 51
Jane 48
EddieMcD 47
Al Skierkiewicz 46
Koko Ed 43
Mocat1530 43
Lukevanoort 40
Skimoose 34
T. Hoffman 34
Hiteak 33
Jay H 237 33
GaryV1188 32
InfernoX14 31
KathieK 31
Cuog 30
Cody C 29
Dave Scheck 27
Andrew Blair 25
Andy Baker 25
Dlavery 25
EricS-Team180 24
Greg Needel 23
Rich Kressly 22
Goober!!! 21
KenWittlief 21
KelliV 19
“Big Mike” 18
Gary Dillard 17
Jgjedi10 17
Joe Matt 17
Michelle Celio 17
Kyle A 16
Dorienne 15
Arefin Bari 14
Schnabel 14
Rohith Surampudi 13
Nehalita 12
Thegathering 11
Dylan 10
Artdutra04 9
Lil' Lavery 9
Elgin Clock 8
Alex Cormier 7
anna~marie 7
Raymaniac 7
Dhoizner 6
Ewankoff 5
Icurtis 5
Imajie 5
Killerofkiller 5
taylort 5
Tytus Gerrish 5
BlondeNerd 4
Conor Ryan 4
EricH 4
KarenH 4
Rick Tyler 4
1derboy 3
Bcahn836 3
Danielle H 3
efoote868 3
EricRobodox 3
Eric W. Jones 3
Tkwetzel 3
Astronouth7303 2
Budda648 2
Calhounian 2
Freddy Schurr 2
Graduns340 2
Jessica Boucher 2
LordTalps 2
Matt Krass 2
Mercury Rising 2
Ogre 2
robotcanuck1676 2
Adam Richards 1
Alex Burman 1
AndyB 1
AtalanteStar25 1
Beth Sweet 1
Brandon Martus 1
Daisy 1
huff_dragon 1
Miketwalker 1
Team1591 1
tony.dalia.195 1
Worldbringer 1
Xzvrw2 1


Here's the picture:

http://www.chiefdelphi.com/media/photos/25939

As always, the deadline is Saturday at midnight EST, unless you're feeling lucky.

Go!

[Ian Curtis]

Girl: Why does it say Andy Baker under the teams column?!? How did Hatch manage a software bug so big it replaces a team number with a character string?!?! :rolleyes:

[Not an entry]Here's to working fields during week 1! :] [/Not an entry]

[dlavery]

Him: "No, no, no. I am telling you that you have the OLD version of the competition agenda. This is the most recent version right here. See, it goes like this:
7:30 - pits open
8:30 - opening ceremonies
9:00 - guest speaker
9:08 - Billfred gets hit by re-entering satellite for sticking Dave in yet another caption contest"


Her: "OK, fine. So it is on the schedule. But I still say that you have to clean it up."


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[Taylor]

"Okay, at 11:30, we've got the Chicken Dance; at 11:35, the YMCA; 11:40 is the Macarena; 11:45 is the Hokey Pokey; 11:50 we'll play the Electric Slide, and 11:55 is Cotton Eye Joe, but everybody will probably have left by then. Then it's just you, me, and the robots. Excellent."

[Wayne Doenges]

Him : "It says here we need 12 dozen KK's, 11 Lavery impersonators, 10 Baker look-alikes, 9 Billfred body guards (to protect him from Dave), 8 Andy-Mark omni wheels, 7 Freshman helpers, 6 FIRST trannies, 5 Golden Chippies, 4 boxes of spare parts, 3 field judges, 2 pit announcers and a Segway for Dean Kamen."
Her: "We can get most of that stuff except the body guards. No on wants to volunter to go against Dave."
Him: "OK we can scratch the body guards. Billfred will have to fend for himself or hide all weekend."

[Not an entry] Happy Holidays All [Not an entry]

[JaneYoung]

See, it says 'loves me'.

No, it says, 'loves me not'.

Look, right here - 'loves me'

Well, this says - 'loves me not'.
Wait is that a crumb? Like a donut crumb?

(the competition is stemmed temporarily due to mysterious doodling on the queuing schedule)

Oop-se-daisy -we thought we had Dave planted securely at the Vex table. That'll teach us never to leave the schedule for a second - this is growing into quite an experience.

Team member in the back - I wouldn't miss being a Daisy for a second, except for maybe this one -

[Dave Scheck]

Guy - I think you're right. We should probably pick them first
Girl - All right. Sounds good. After that we can pick.....oh man, what's that smell did you just....
Guy - Ewww no way, that's just vile...
Girl - I can't believe you just...
Guy - I did not!
Girl - Like I really believe that...you're disgusting
Guy - I'm telling you.....

...Meanwhile....

Girl with camera - Gotcha

[Rich Wong]

At the North Pole the FIRST Elves are working really hard to fill all good FIRST leader’s Holiday requests:

Elf Dude: Dean Kamen- 52 pairs of stone washed blue jeans and 52 pairs of denim shirts; hold the starch. The same items as last year.
Gal Elf: Checked. No problem- he was good all year!

Elf Dude: Andy Baker-25,000 lbs of 1/8” aluminum angles and rods, 4,000 CIM motors, 40,000 feet of high traction rubber, and 30,000 molded plastic disk for omni-wheels.
Gal Elf: Checked. No problem- he was good all year!

Elf Dude: Dave Lavery- A “Krispy Kreme Donut of the Week” weekly box with the following items, Original Glazed, Maple Iced, Glazed Cinnamon, Glazed Cruller, Glazed Blueberry Cake, Glazed Sour Cream, Glazed Devil’s Food Cake, Chocolate Iced Glazed, Chocolate Iced Cruller, Chocolate Iced Glazed with Sprinkles, Chocolate Iced custard Filled, Cinnamon Apple Filled, Glazed Crème Filled Powdered Strawberry Filled, Glazed Raspberry filled.
NO Glazed Lemon Filled; he does not like lemon.

Gal Elf: Hmmmm….. I don’t know… he did drop that satellite on Bill.
We’ll have to ask Santa about this order.

[Dan Petrovic]

Girl: Why does it say Andy Baker under the teams column?!?

Wow... that's exactly what I was going to say.

*sigh* I guess I'll have to come up with something else

[this is the real entry, folks]
Girl: "How did that happen?"
Guy: "I don't know, but I hope our hands aren't stuck together for too long, I really have to go to the bathroom"
(look at their hands pointing to the clipboards, it looks like they are fused together)
[/this is the real entry, folks]

[raymaniac]

Guy: See, Dave only ordered 1500 Krispy Kremes for today' compitition.
Girl: I guess you're right, he really is trying to cut back.
Dave (not in picture): No, I just can't eat as many while i'm seeking revenge on Billfred.
Guy and Girl: Oh, that makes more sense.
Billfred (also not in picture)(thinking, while sneaking away from Dave): Maybe if I carry some Dunkin Doughnuts he'll stay away from me.

[BlondeNerd]

Guy: **Yawn**

Girl: What did you eat for lunch! Eew!

[lukevanoort]

Girl: Wait, what on Earth? This, this, this is the crappiest scouting I've ever seen!
Guy: Hey, I think it's pretty good, I've been working on this all day long, then you just waltz up outa nowhere and say it's crap.
Girl: But it is! It is completely useless! Whats this, "Team 1337: Rejection, should not pick" line mean? That tells me nothing!
Guy: But it...
Girl: No buts! You're fired, I'm not picking Team 13 because, according to this sheet, "Hot Chix0r in their pit smiled at me"!

[Michelle Celio]

Guy: I'm telling you, I found this on Dave's desk, it has to be a game clue
Girl: No way. There is NO way we can have a banana jello field this year...
Girl with camera: They will never know that its a fake [evil laugh]

[EricH]

This is how you keep CDers amused--take a picture of two team members with match lists and see if someone can make fun of Dave and his "clues."

[not part of entry]Yes, that is my entry.[/not part of entry]

[efoote868]

<side note> if you look in the background, it looks like a guy has a light saber </side note>

Guy: So, we're paired up with 71 and 133, sweet!
Girl: darn it! we're playing against the Siths!!! Its so unfair that they're able to use the force to deflect balls. There should be a rule or something against it.

[Cuog]

"You're handwriting is horrible is that a 't' or a '0'?"

[Hiteak]

Guy: All I see is a 5

Girl: I don't get it. How did we get this anyways?

Guy: It was left around some KK In the parking lot

Girl: I'm scared. Only an mastermind could have thought of something this tormenting.

[KelliV]

Boy:What do you mean that's the clue... is Dave nuts or something...
Girl: No he just got bored with the lack of his face in the caption contest this week and decided he needed to amuse himself in other ways.

[EricS-Team180]

gal: What's this auto mode 3, on page 1? ...repeatedly bang head into operator's station until you see the "colors of the rainbow"...?

guy: ...ummmm guess we're pushing the programming team a tad too hard...

gal: ...I'll stop the Mountain Dew drip, you take away the skittles

[artdutra04]

Girl: How does Dave Lavery + 5 = this? Did I miss something? :yikes:

[Andy Baker]

Who are our alliance partners and why aren't they out here yet? Do you know anyone on teams 23 and 64? Where are their pits?

Ugh... we could be in trouble.

[Cynette]

"What did you get for Number 4?"
"I got 'C', what did you get for Number 11? That one really stumped me."
"I put 'B' but I wasn't sure."
"I can't believe they expected us to take our SAT's with all this chaos!"
"Me neither, but they said something about finding out how we do in 'real world' conditions. "
"First an essay, and now this. What will the College Board think of next?"

[Al Skierkiewicz]

"What's this line in the robot inspection sheet mean? 'Do you have any dangerous or disallowed materials on your robot?' Didn't our electrical team say something about a 'flux capacitor'? Is that legal? And what about that plutonium power plant they were talking about? Will that pesky inspector actually check for this stuff? And what about this operatioonal test? Does our robot even work?"

[Cody Carey]

Man: kein Nr.nr.! Wenn Sie das Papier betrachten, sehen Sie, daß ich korrekt bin.

Lady: Listen here you.... You come in here spouting gibberish out the whohaw, with a fake schedule paper that is scribbled all over in Crayola, pretending to be a volunteer and you expect us NOT to call the police?

Man: Sind Sie sogar sprechender Deutscher? Ich kann nicht eine Sache verstehen, die Sie sagen.

[Steve W]

I thought that we kept these sheets from BillFred. Here and here he has left his mark. Sticky finger marks , illegible writing and the fact that nothing adds up. I know we can fix it but do we have time?

[KathieK]

Gal: Look, it says it right here: "Food may not be brought into the venue"
Guy: Yeah, but don't you know who that is? It's Dave! From NASA! And he's not eating the banana, he's only carrying it in his pocket!
Gal: I don't care if he's from Mars! It says right here: "Food may not be brought into the venue!" Where's Al???

[Goober!!!]

Girl: What kinda number is "101010101001011010101010111110000110100101"?

Guy: Oh, thats just 341 in binary!!!:D :D :D

Girl: COOL!!!

[Koko Ed]

http://www.chiefdelphi.com/media/img/372/3724baebc07f7f2597f757bb38b42362_m.jpg
GIRL: SO waitaminute. That's the game hint?
GUY: The official one.
GIRL: Then what was that thing with the fish?
GUY: A game hint also.
GIRL:Just not an official one.
GUY: Right.
GIRL:Then what do they have to do with each other?
GUY: Check it out: I was thinking. It's in the shape of a manhole cover. You remove the manhole cover an dit leads down to the sewer. Everybody knows the sewer leads to the ocean and that's where the fish are. So this years game there are five slime filled chambers that the robots are placed in and they are shuttled to the field where they have to gather multi colored Swedish Fish!
(long pause)
GIRl:What!?!

[GaryVoshol]

Girl: What team is that? Was I supposed to scout them?

Guy: Yes, we're up against them in our next round. What kind of robot do they have?

Girl: Robot? I don't know. I never saw them. Wait ... was that the pit that was always empty, just a big "5" hung on a circle above it, with a lot of water on the floor?

[Arefin Bari]

Girl (with the safety glasses on): So, how about this one that I printed off of the FIRST site, this is the real clue for the game.

Guy: Ummmm... so which hotel is Lavery staying at? When you figure out the room number let me know.

Girl (with camera): Oh crap, they're gonna get lavery with pie and whip cream. ::I didn't say that::

Girl (without the safety glasses): This is why I look at the clue and just stop thinking until kickoff.

[EddieMcD]

Guy: "What are we looking at now?"
Girl: "Caption Contest results."
Guy: "But these dates are all in the future."
Girl: "Yeah. Don't tell anyone, but Billfred has them planned out for years. See, EddieMcD has 10 points for Caption Contest #128."
Guy: "But why does it abbruptly end in April 2011?"
Girl: "Unforseen satelite deorbiting."

[Billfred]

Alright, I can't procrastinate too long on this one, what with getting to bed before Santa comes through and all.

First place goes to:
Who are our alliance partners and why aren't they out here yet? Do you know anyone on teams 23 and 64? Where are their pits?

Ugh... we could be in trouble.
Second place goes to:
Girl: Why does it say Andy Baker under the teams column?!? How did Hatch manage a software bug so big it replaces a team number with a character string?!?! :rolleyes:

As for the honorable mentions...eh, I'm feeling generous. Twos for everybody!

And the burn award...
At the North Pole the FIRST Elves are working really hard to fill all good FIRST leader’s Holiday requests:

Elf Dude: Dean Kamen- 52 pairs of stone washed blue jeans and 52 pairs of denim shirts; hold the starch. The same items as last year.
Gal Elf: Checked. No problem- he was good all year!

Elf Dude: Andy Baker-25,000 lbs of 1/8” aluminum angles and rods, 4,000 CIM motors, 40,000 feet of high traction rubber, and 30,000 molded plastic disk for omni-wheels.
Gal Elf: Checked. No problem- he was good all year!

Elf Dude: Dave Lavery- A “Krispy Kreme Donut of the Week” weekly box with the following items, Original Glazed, Maple Iced, Glazed Cinnamon, Glazed Cruller, Glazed Blueberry Cake, Glazed Sour Cream, Glazed Devil’s Food Cake, Chocolate Iced Glazed, Chocolate Iced Cruller, Chocolate Iced Glazed with Sprinkles, Chocolate Iced custard Filled, Cinnamon Apple Filled, Glazed Crème Filled Powdered Strawberry Filled, Glazed Raspberry filled.
NO Glazed Lemon Filled; he does not like lemon.

Gal Elf: Hmmmm….. I don’t know… he did drop that satellite on Bill.
We’ll have to ask Santa about this order.

Which means the scores are:

Name Total
Rich Wong 68
Wayne Doenges 60
MissInformation 59
Steve W 58
Boiler 53
Jane 50
EddieMcD 49
Al Skierkiewicz 48
Koko Ed 45
Mocat1530 45
Lukevanoort 42
Andy Baker 35
Hiteak 35
GaryV1188 34
Skimoose 34
T. Hoffman 34
InfernoX14 33
Jay H 237 33
KathieK 33
Cuog 32
Cody C 31
Dave Scheck 29
Dlavery 27
EricS-Team180 26
Andrew Blair 25
Goober!!! 23
Greg Needel 23
Rich Kressly 22
KelliV 21
KenWittlief 21
Michelle Celio 19
“Big Mike” 18
Gary Dillard 17
Jgjedi10 17
Joe Matt 17
Arefin Bari 16
Kyle A 16
Dorienne 15
Schnabel 14
Rohith Surampudi 13
Nehalita 12
Artdutra04 11
Thegathering 11
Dylan 10
Icurtis 10
Lil' Lavery 9
Raymaniac 9
Elgin Clock 8
Alex Cormier 7
anna~marie 7
BlondeNerd 6
Dhoizner 6
EricH 6
efoote868 5
Ewankoff 5
Imajie 5
Killerofkiller 5
taylort 5
Tytus Gerrish 5
Conor Ryan 4
KarenH 4
Rick Tyler 4
1derboy 3
Bcahn836 3
Danielle H 3
EricRobodox 3
Eric W. Jones 3
Tkwetzel 3
Astronouth7303 2
Budda648 2
Calhounian 2
Freddy Schurr 2
Graduns340 2
Jessica Boucher 2
LordTalps 2
Matt Krass 2
Mercury Rising 2
Ogre 2
robotcanuck1676 2
Adam Richards 1
Alex Burman 1
AndyB 1
AtalanteStar25 1
Beth Sweet 1
Brandon Martus 1
Daisy 1
huff_dragon 1
Miketwalker 1
Team1591 1
tony.dalia.195 1
Worldbringer 1
Xzvrw2 1

Onward!

[Rich Wong]

And the burn award...
Rich Wong


We are happy to see that the demise of Bill was over exaggerated.

Happy Holidays!