Robby O
10-08-2001, 21:19
Ladies and gentlemen, forget Batman and Robin, forget Spiderman or The X-Men, this year's newest superhero team is:
Afro-Man and Denim Guy!
Posing as mild-mannered Dean Kamen and Woodie Flowers, these two brains make Bruce Wayne seem as smart as String-Cheese! Watch as thier "FIRSTalarm" sounds, alerting them to the dumbing down of America! Sliding down a secret passage-way in Deans hose, takes them to thier lab and transforms the Duo into Afro-Man and Denim Guy! After Chief Delphi informs them of thier mission to stop yet another evil plot from the SSSS - the Stone Swatting Stick Swingers, feel the VRRRRROOOOOM!!! of thier IT-Mobile revving up in thier totally secret lab!
They arrive at the scene of the crime, and it seems that the SSSS are trying to construct yet another sports hall of fame - for CURLING! Those creatins! Afro-Man goes to work quickly, instantly creating an amazing presentation, with his time-warping powers, that even the SSSS can understand, while Denim Guy covertly, in his battle-mode iBot, modifies the structure into a Chemists hall of fame.
Although most of the SSSS are dazzled by the colors in Afro-Man's powerpoint, an older gaurd and an SSSS intern catch Denim Guy in the act! As they waddle thier way towards him, Denim Guy expertly maneuvers around them, but the semi-quick thinking of the intern blocks Denim Guy's path, pushing him into some railing! The shoving match between Denim Guy's iBot and the SSSS intern has almost enough torque to burn out a gyro.
Things seem almost doomed for Denim Guy and Afro-Man as there are only 4 slides to go, and the crowd of SSSS are getting unruly as they are anxious for the unveiling of thier new hall of fame. Just then, Denim Guy remembers the 10-second rule and reminds the intern. But OH NO!!! The older gaurd reminds Denim Guy that this is an off-season even, NO HOLDS BARRED!!!
Are Afro-Man and Denim Guy doomed!?! See the exciting conclusion and multi-kajillion dollar special effects when this movie comes to a theatre near you!
Afro-Man and Denim Guy!
Posing as mild-mannered Dean Kamen and Woodie Flowers, these two brains make Bruce Wayne seem as smart as String-Cheese! Watch as thier "FIRSTalarm" sounds, alerting them to the dumbing down of America! Sliding down a secret passage-way in Deans hose, takes them to thier lab and transforms the Duo into Afro-Man and Denim Guy! After Chief Delphi informs them of thier mission to stop yet another evil plot from the SSSS - the Stone Swatting Stick Swingers, feel the VRRRRROOOOOM!!! of thier IT-Mobile revving up in thier totally secret lab!
They arrive at the scene of the crime, and it seems that the SSSS are trying to construct yet another sports hall of fame - for CURLING! Those creatins! Afro-Man goes to work quickly, instantly creating an amazing presentation, with his time-warping powers, that even the SSSS can understand, while Denim Guy covertly, in his battle-mode iBot, modifies the structure into a Chemists hall of fame.
Although most of the SSSS are dazzled by the colors in Afro-Man's powerpoint, an older gaurd and an SSSS intern catch Denim Guy in the act! As they waddle thier way towards him, Denim Guy expertly maneuvers around them, but the semi-quick thinking of the intern blocks Denim Guy's path, pushing him into some railing! The shoving match between Denim Guy's iBot and the SSSS intern has almost enough torque to burn out a gyro.
Things seem almost doomed for Denim Guy and Afro-Man as there are only 4 slides to go, and the crowd of SSSS are getting unruly as they are anxious for the unveiling of thier new hall of fame. Just then, Denim Guy remembers the 10-second rule and reminds the intern. But OH NO!!! The older gaurd reminds Denim Guy that this is an off-season even, NO HOLDS BARRED!!!
Are Afro-Man and Denim Guy doomed!?! See the exciting conclusion and multi-kajillion dollar special effects when this movie comes to a theatre near you!