View Full Version : CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #133
Billfred
22-01-2007, 08:54
...and only twelve hours late!
Here's the scores:
Name Total
Rich Wong 75
EddieMcD 73
Boiler 66
Wayne Doenges 66
MissInformation 63
Steve W 61
JaneYoung 60
Al Skierkiewicz 54
Mocat1530 51
Lukevanoort 50
Koko Ed 49
Skimoose 44
EricS-Team180 42
KathieK 42
GaryV1188 40
InfernoX14 38
Hiteak 36
Andy Baker 35
Cody Carey 34
Cuog 34
T. Hoffman 34
Jay H 237 33
Dlavery 30
Dave Scheck 29
Goober!!! 26
Andrew Blair 25
Greg Needel 23
Rich Kressly 22
KelliV 21
KenWittlief 21
Michelle Celio 20
Joe Matt 19
“Big Mike” 18
Gary Dillard 17
Jgjedi10 17
Arefin Bari 16
Dorienne 16
Kyle A 16
Schnabel 16
Rohith Surampudi 13
EricH 12
Icurtis 12
Nehalita 12
Artdutra04 11
Raymaniac 11
Thegathering 11
BlondeNerd 10
Dylan 10
efoote868 9
Lil' Lavery 9
Dhoizner 8
Elgin Clock 8
Alex Cormier 7
anna~marie 7
Rick Tyler 6
Ewankoff 5
Imajie 5
Killerofkiller 5
Mister_Juggles 5
taylort 5
Tytus Gerrish 5
Conor Ryan 4
KarenH 4
1derboy 3
Bcahn836 3
Danielle H 3
EricRobodox 3
Eric W. Jones 3
Tkwetzel 3
Alex Burman 2
Astronouth7303 2
Budda648 2
Calhounian 2
Daniel Brim 2
Eric W. Jones 2
Freddy Schurr 2
Graduns340 2
JBotAlan 2
Jessica Boucher 2
LordTalps 2
Matt Krass 2
Mercury Rising 2
Ogre 2
robotcanuck1676 2
trilogism 2
Adam Richards 1
AndyB 1
AtalanteStar25 1
Beth Sweet 1
Brandon Martus 1
Daisy 1
Djalamose 1
huff_dragon 1
Miketwalker 1
Team1591 1
tony.dalia.195 1
Worldbringer 1
Xzvrw2 1
And the picture:
http://www.chiefdelphi.com/media/photos/25316
As always, the deadline is Saturday at midnight, unless you like tempting fate (or think I'm going to be slack).
Go!
Al Skierkiewicz
22-01-2007, 09:41
You put these four minds together and storm clouds will be a brewing!
JaneYoung
22-01-2007, 10:02
What's the big deal, everything in Texas is big.
Now the real deal - that's a whole nuther thing -
Right here, right now, we got us a real deal.
AndyMark and Innovation First
Downright cool, this is.
Well, no - it's hot, hotter'n blazes in Texas. Yup but that's a real deal, too.
Why I remember back in the day...hold on there, that's a nuther caption -
carry on boys, carry on. YeeHaw.
Strange - I don't remember seeing a picture of Bill Gates at Apple headquarters, or Ray Croc at Burger King headquarters, or Rupert Murdoch at NBC headquarters, or . . . .
Business Etiquette Lesson # 133: Dressing for Success
When visiting another company, you should always select a dress code one level higher than the hosts. In this example photo, the men of AndyMark are dressed in business casual, while their hosts are dressed in, well... casual-casual. Good Job AndyMark!
Wayne Doenges
22-01-2007, 11:08
Andy: "Hi, I'm Andy. I'm a Scorpion. I like walks in the park, Pine Coladas and pigs."
Mark: "Hi, I'm Mark. I'm a Gemini. I like thunderstorms, insects and Shakespear."
Tony: Hi I'm Tony. I'm a Virgo. I like champagne, cavier and fast cars."
Bob: "Hi I'm Bob. I have know idea why I'm here."
GaryVoshol
22-01-2007, 11:22
The IFI development team gets help to work on "squint-vision". If successful, the technology will be mated with the CMU cam to limit false readings from fluorescent lights.
Joe Matt
22-01-2007, 12:16
It's the I Team! Mark Koors as Col. John "Hannibal" Smith, Tony as Lt. Templeton "Faceman" Peck, Bob as Capt. H.M. "Howling Mad" Murdock, and Andy as Sgt. Bosco Albert "B.A." Baracus!
Ian Curtis
22-01-2007, 12:17
Announcement:
We all know that in 2012, AndyMark and IFI merged to create the business group IAM. Recently this highly succesful company was purchased by JVN L.L.C, another competitive robotics supplier, and henceforth will be known as IAMJVN L.L.C.
Dan Petrovic
22-01-2007, 16:02
Announcement:
We all know that in 2012, AndyMark and IFI merged to create the business group IAM. Recently this highly succesful company was purchased by JVN L.L.C, another competitive robotics supplier, and henceforth will be known as IAMJVN L.L.C.
Haha
Hard to compete with that, but I'll give it a go.
<thisistherealentry,folks> If everything is bigger in Texas, why is it that the men from up north are taller than those from Texas? </thisistherealentry,folks>
Andy, Mark, Tony, and Bob faced Einstein, Newton, Curie, Galileo, Archimedes, and Da Vinci in a contest of brainpower. After all the dust settled, Andy, Mark, Tony, and Bob were the names of the divisions at the FIRST Championship, and all the others were back in the history books as people with good ideas and lousy technology.
Man, from this picture you can tell the two guys from the cooler climate, the extreme heat hasn't affected their height yet!!
Mister_Juggles
22-01-2007, 19:44
Four men. One dream. Three and a half heads of hair- Wait! That sign has a crosshair on it! It's gonna blow up! OMG!! AAHHH!!!
Andrew Blair
22-01-2007, 19:59
http://www.chiefdelphi.com/media/img/4ab/4ab232df2c2ec330c7f38b6a02aeb4d3_m.jpg
<sigh> I'm gonna pull a pathetic one...</sigh>
(To distressed middle aged woman who can't get her stupid GPS unit to take her out of Texas and mistakingly called Best Buy)
- Well, we're here baby, what were your other two wishes?
trilogism
22-01-2007, 21:07
Andy: I can't believe how hot it is down here in Texas!
Bob: It's a dry heat.
Mark: So is an oven!!
Goober!!!
22-01-2007, 21:23
After this picture was taking Andy and Mark told IFI that they are going to be making First Electrical stuff now!!!:D :D :D
Not an entry(im a mech. guy not electrical guy)Not an entry
skimoose
23-01-2007, 18:59
http://www.chiefdelphi.com/media/img/4ab/4ab232df2c2ec330c7f38b6a02aeb4d3_m.jpg
Members of the FIRST Tribal Nation prepare to enter the sweat lodge (in background) where an ancient ceremony will bestow visions of the 2008 KOP on the participants. :p
Somewhere in a top secret facility....
Crap who put that sign in the picture!
efoote868
23-01-2007, 23:11
And shortly thereafter the world exploded from such awesomeness.
MattD1Drift
24-01-2007, 22:11
"We are.....THE A-TEAM!"
EricS-Team180
25-01-2007, 15:12
...mostly harmless :p
raymaniac
26-01-2007, 17:17
Contrary to popular beleif, there are actually 4 stooges.
Danielle H
26-01-2007, 20:47
Andy: "I still think that we should be posing for Mount Rushmore.... we've done a lot more for this country than a bunch of dead guys ever did..."
Mark: *giving Andy an odd look* "How did you even GRADUATE college? Let alone get ANYWHERE in life...?"
Cody Carey
26-01-2007, 21:36
IFI Gatekeeper: Stop. Who would enter the HQ of Graciously professional Death must answer me these questions three, ere the inside he see.
Sir Tony: Ask me the questions, IFI Gatekeeper. I am not afraid.
IFI Gatekeeper: What... is your name?
Sir Tony: My name is Sir Tony of Camelot.
IFI Gatekeeper: What... is your quest?
Sir Tony: To seek the Holy Breaker Panel.
IFI Gatekeeper: What... is your favorite color?
Sir Tony: Blue.
IFI Gatekeeper: Go on. Off you go.
Sir Tony: Oh, thank you. Thank you very much.
Sir Bob: That's easy.
IFI Gatekeeper: Stop. Who would enter the HQ of Graciously professional Death must answer me these questions three, ere the inside he see.
Sir Bob: Ask me the questions, IFI Gatekeeper. I'm not afraid.
IFI Gatekeeper: What... is your name?
Sir Bob: Sir Bob of Camelot.
IFI Gatekeeper: What... is your quest?
Sir Bob: To seek the Holy Breaker Panel.
IFI Gatekeeper: What... is the capital of Assyria?
[pause]
Sir Bob: I don't know that.
[he is given a yellow flag]
Sir Bob: Auuuuuuuugh.
IFI Gatekeeper: Stop. What... is your name?
Mark: Sir Mark of Camelot.
IFI Gatekeeper: What... is your quest?
Mark: I seek the Panel.
IFI Gatekeeper: What... is your favorite color?
Mark: Blue. No, yel...
[he is also given a yellow flag]
Mark: auuuuuuuugh.
IFI Gatekeeper: Hee hee heh. Stop. What... is your name?
King Andy: It is 'Andy', King of the Britons.
IFI Gatekeeper: What... is your quest?
King Andy: To seek the Holy Breaker Panel.
IFI Gatekeeper: What... is the Weight capacity of an AndyMark Traction Wheel?
King Andy: What do you mean? A 5" wheel, or a 4" wheel?
IFI Gatekeeper: Huh? I... I don't know that.
[he explodes]
IFI Gatekeeper: Auuuuuuuugh.
Photographer: How do know so much about wheels?
King Andy: Well, you have to know these things when you're a king, you know.
Rich Wong
26-01-2007, 22:33
Buzzzz…..
Mark: how much longer? … It is hot in the sun!
Bzzzzz…..
Tony: it is really hot out here why don’t we take a picture inside?
Bzzzzz….
Bob: Is your camera’s time working?
Bzzzzz…
Mark: Are you sure it’s a 15 second timer?
Bzzzzz…..
Andy: Yes it is 15 seconds only! Mark remain me to talk with Dave, a 15 second autonomous period is long enough.
Buzzzz.......*Click.*
EddieMcD
28-01-2007, 13:02
"Do you realize what these four people could do if they ever got ahold of an astrophysics book? They could turn the planets into plants. Gravity into gravy. Uranus into- OH MY GOD! We have to stop them!"
lukevanoort
28-01-2007, 13:26
From the TV spot for Mortal Kombat: Deadly Alliance 2, "Master of the Tournament Liu Beatty and Emporer of Engineers Shao Khanmen were brutally overthrown by the alliance formed of four outlaw engineers, and their evil, bald, overlord, whose name is only known in acronym form. Fight to advance the plot of the outlaws, or on the side of Justice as Johnny Neun, Sonya Morrison, Dave "Thunder God" Lavery, and many others. Only one side will be victorious, it is up to you to decide."
Billfred
28-01-2007, 21:18
...and posted on a Sunday!
First place goes to:
Announcement:
We all know that in 2012, AndyMark and IFI merged to create the business group IAM. Recently this highly succesful company was purchased by JVN L.L.C, another competitive robotics supplier, and henceforth will be known as IAMJVN L.L.C.
Second place goes to:
IFI Gatekeeper: Stop. Who would enter the HQ of Graciously professional Death must answer me these questions three, ere the inside he see.
Sir Tony: Ask me the questions, IFI Gatekeeper. I am not afraid.
IFI Gatekeeper: What... is your name?
Sir Tony: My name is Sir Tony of Camelot.
IFI Gatekeeper: What... is your quest?
Sir Tony: To seek the Holy Breaker Panel.
IFI Gatekeeper: What... is your favorite color?
Sir Tony: Blue.
IFI Gatekeeper: Go on. Off you go.
Sir Tony: Oh, thank you. Thank you very much.
Sir Bob: That's easy.
IFI Gatekeeper: Stop. Who would enter the HQ of Graciously professional Death must answer me these questions three, ere the inside he see.
Sir Bob: Ask me the questions, IFI Gatekeeper. I'm not afraid.
IFI Gatekeeper: What... is your name?
Sir Bob: Sir Bob of Camelot.
IFI Gatekeeper: What... is your quest?
Sir Bob: To seek the Holy Breaker Panel.
IFI Gatekeeper: What... is the capital of Assyria?
[pause]
Sir Bob: I don't know that.
[he is given a yellow flag]
Sir Bob: Auuuuuuuugh.
IFI Gatekeeper: Stop. What... is your name?
Mark: Sir Mark of Camelot.
IFI Gatekeeper: What... is your quest?
Mark: I seek the Panel.
IFI Gatekeeper: What... is your favorite color?
Mark: Blue. No, yel...
[he is also given a yellow flag]
Mark: auuuuuuuugh.
IFI Gatekeeper: Hee hee heh. Stop. What... is your name?
King Andy: It is 'Andy', King of the Britons.
IFI Gatekeeper: What... is your quest?
King Andy: To seek the Holy Breaker Panel.
IFI Gatekeeper: What... is the Weight capacity of an AndyMark Traction Wheel?
King Andy: What do you mean? A 5" wheel, or a 4" wheel?
IFI Gatekeeper: Huh? I... I don't know that.
[he explodes]
IFI Gatekeeper: Auuuuuuuugh.
Photographer: How do know so much about wheels?
King Andy: Well, you have to know these things when you're a king, you know.
Honorable mentions go to...
1) EddieMcD
2) mocat1530
3) trilogism
4) Cuog
5) Rich Wong
6) GaryV1188
7) EricH
8) Andrew Blair
9) efoote868
10) skimoose
11) Wayne Doenges
And the burn award...
Contrary to popular beleif, there are actually 4 stooges.
Which means the scores are...
Rich Wong 77
EddieMcD 75
Wayne Doenges 68
Boiler 67
MissInformation 63
JaneYoung 61
Steve W 61
Al Skierkiewicz 55
Mocat1530 53
Lukevanoort 51
Koko Ed 49
Skimoose 46
EricS-Team180 43
GaryV1188 42
KathieK 42
Cody Carey 39
InfernoX14 39
Cuog 36
Hiteak 36
Andy Baker 35
T. Hoffman 34
Jay H 237 33
Dlavery 30
Dave Scheck 29
Andrew Blair 27
Goober!!! 27
Greg Needel 23
Icurtis 22
Rich Kressly 22
KelliV 21
KenWittlief 21
Joe Matt 20
Michelle Celio 20
“Big Mike” 18
Gary Dillard 17
Jgjedi10 17
Arefin Bari 16
Dorienne 16
Kyle A 16
Schnabel 16
EricH 14
Raymaniac 14
Rohith Surampudi 13
Nehalita 12
Artdutra04 11
efoote868 11
Thegathering 11
BlondeNerd 10
Dylan 10
Lil' Lavery 9
Dhoizner 8
Elgin Clock 8
Alex Cormier 7
anna~marie 7
Mister_Juggles 6
Rick Tyler 6
Ewankoff 5
Imajie 5
Killerofkiller 5
taylort 5
Tytus Gerrish 5
Conor Ryan 4
Danielle H 4
KarenH 4
trilogism 4
1derboy 3
Bcahn836 3
EricRobodox 3
Eric W. Jones 3
Tkwetzel 3
Alex Burman 2
Astronouth7303 2
Budda648 2
Calhounian 2
Daniel Brim 2
Eric W. Jones 2
Freddy Schurr 2
Graduns340 2
JBotAlan 2
Jessica Boucher 2
LordTalps 2
Matt Krass 2
Mercury Rising 2
Ogre 2
robotcanuck1676 2
Adam Richards 1
AndyB 1
AtalanteStar25 1
Beth Sweet 1
Brandon Martus 1
Daisy 1
Djalamose 1
huff_dragon 1
Miketwalker 1
Team1591 1
tony.dalia.195 1
Worldbringer 1
Xzvrw2 1
Jack K. 1
MattD1Drift 1
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