CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #136

[Billfred]

It's only a day late (and I'm only a dollar short...)

Here's the scores:

Name Total
Rich Wong 81
EddieMcD 78
MissInformation 75
Wayne Doenges 72
Boiler 70
JaneYoung 64
Steve W 61
Al Skierkiewicz 59
Mocat1530 54
Lukevanoort 52
Koko Ed 49
KathieK 47
GaryV1188 46
Skimoose 46
EricS-Team180 44
InfernoX14 42
Cody Carey 40
Cuog 39
Hiteak 38
Jay H 237 36
Andy Baker 35
Dave Scheck 34
T. Hoffman 34
Dlavery 30
Goober!!! 28
Andrew Blair 27
Joe Matt 25
Greg Needel 23
Icurtis 22
Rich Kressly 22
KelliV 21
KenWittlief 21
Michelle Celio 20
“Big Mike” 18
EricH 18
Arefin Bari 17
Gary Dillard 17
Jgjedi10 17
Schnabel 17
Dorienne 16
Kyle A 16
Raymaniac 15
efoote868 14
BlondeNerd 13
Rohith Surampudi 13
Jessica Boucher 12
Nehalita 12
Artdutra04 11
Thegathering 11
Dylan 10
Lil' Lavery 9
Mister_Juggles 9
Dhoizner 8
Elgin Clock 8
Alex Cormier 7
anna~marie 7
taylort 7
Danielle H 6
Rick Tyler 6
Eric W. Jones 5
Ewankoff 5
Imajie 5
Killerofkiller 5
Tytus Gerrish 5
65_Xero_Huskie 4
Conor Ryan 4
KarenH 4
trilogism 4
1derboy 3
Bcahn836 3
EricRobodox 3
Tkwetzel 3
Alex Burman 2
Astronouth7303 2
Budda648 2
Calhounian 2
Daniel Brim 2
Freddy Schurr 2
Graduns340 2
JBotAlan 2
Kyle 2
LordTalps 2
Matt Krass 2
MattD1Drift 2
Mercury Rising 2
Ogre 2
robotcanuck1676 2
Jonathan Norris 2
Adam Richards 1
AndyB 1
AtalanteStar25 1
Beth Sweet 1
Brandon Martus 1
Courtneyb1023 1
Daisy 1
Djalamose 1
huff_dragon 1
Jack K. 1
Miketwalker 1
Team1591 1
tony.dalia.195 1
Worldbringer 1
Xzvrw2 1
Jeff 888 1
Wetzel 1
Eldarion 1
Barry Bonzack 1

And the picture:

http://home-and-garden.webshots.com/photo/2172179450084393480HrtGoc

As always, the deadline is (in theory) Saturday at midnight EST.

Go!

[Barry Bonzack]

Do you want some "sea food?"

[Al Skierkiewicz]

Did they get the "special" plate of BBQ pork?

[JaneYoung]

Later, the photographer sobbed as she looked at the ruins of what was her camera, "who knew that 'say cheese' would have such a horrible effect?"

[Dan Petrovic]

"Go away... we're eating..."

[EricH]

"You want a piece of us???? Here's what happened to the last one who tried that..."

[efoote868]

No one realized that this would end up as a picture in the caption contest...

[raymaniac]

Here you can see all three ways of getting a photographer to stop taking pictures of you and go away:

Give an evil glare
Look the other way
Chew with your mouth open

[Arefin Bari]

Team 1504: STAY AWAY from Beth before we bite your head off!!!

[65_Xero_Huskie]

The Only time in FIRST that you will see something that your Grandmother would not approve of and you wont get called for Un-Gracious Professionalism...(That is of course, unless your grandmother taught you that)

[dlavery]

...and the August meeting of the "Beth Sweet Fan Club" is hereby called to order...




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[Jay H 237]

Beth decided the best way to prove to the FIRST community she was capable of starting a team while in college was to get 7 random people off the street and offer them a free lunch as long as she could take a pic of them wearing matching shirts.

[Mister_Juggles]

"Capture the Spirit" The poster says... Sure, if by that you mean the spirit of the brooding and the half-eaten.

[taylort]

"You did WHAT to the robot?"

[BlondeNerd]

We now know what prompted the puke bot (http://www.chiefdelphi.com/forums/showpost.php?p=537431&postcount=21) to, well, puke.

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[Taylor]

Looks like the two in front are the only ones that know what's really in the sloppy joes.

[Andrew Blair]

Kid on the left:

"Please take me with you..."

Kid on the right:

"Please take them with you..."

[Hiteak]

At least this soylent green isn't made of robots.

[GaryVoshol]

Kid with forehead protectors: "What, now you're going to take a picture to document that I had to eat with these people?"

[Wayne Doenges]

Guide: "Oh look, you're in luck. Here we to see a group of Team 1504 robotisists in there natural environment. Don't get too close while they are eating. The two in front are giving you a warning by glaring and growling at you. This will be your only warning as they are very territorial when it comes to their food."
Tourist: Oh look how friendly they look"
Guide: "Please don't get any closer"
Tourist: "AAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!"
Guide: "I warned her."

[Rich Wong]

James, “This is so embarrassing!”

Kappie, “Really embarrassing, you would think our mentors know how to read the menu.”

James, “Yap, what were they thinking?
Lethal Gator Hot Sauce on Chicago Chili Dogs means exactly what it said.”

[Cuog]

"You can photoshop all the bad stuff out right?"
"Yeah but then I'd be left with the blank opening canvas."

[EddieMcD]

"Did that bald guy on the right just call me Clarice?"

[Billfred]

Yes, this is getting done before sundown. Shocking, I know.

First place goes to:

"You can photoshop all the bad stuff out right?"
"Yeah but then I'd be left with the blank opening canvas."

Second place goes to:

Later, the photographer sobbed as she looked at the ruins of what was her camera, "who knew that 'say cheese' would have such a horrible effect?"

Honorable mentions go to:

1) EddieMcD
2) GaryV1188
3) Hiteak
4) Andrew Blair
5) Mister_Juggles
6) Barry Bonzack
7) EricH
8) BlondeNerd (goes to find the -infinity button for even mentioning that...)
9) dlavery
10) Jay H 237

And the burn award, in more ways than one...

James, “This is so embarrassing!”

Kappie, “Really embarrassing, you would think our mentors know how to read the menu.”

James, “Yap, what were they thinking?
Lethal Gator Hot Sauce on Chicago Chili Dogs means exactly what it said.”

Which means the scores are...

Name Total
Rich Wong 81
EddieMcD 80
MissInformation 75
Wayne Doenges 73
Boiler 71
JaneYoung 69
Steve W 61
Al Skierkiewicz 60
Mocat1530 54
Lukevanoort 52
Koko Ed 49
Cuog 49
KathieK 47
GaryV1188 46
Skimoose 46
EricS-Team180 44
InfernoX14 43
Cody Carey 40
Hiteak 40
Jay H 237 38
Andy Baker 35
Dave Scheck 34
T. Hoffman 34
Dlavery 30
Andrew Blair 29
Goober!!! 28
Joe Matt 25
Greg Needel 23
Rich Kressly 22
Icurtis 22
KenWittlief 21
KelliV 21
EricH 20
Michelle Celio 20
“Big Mike” 18
Arefin Bari 18
Gary Dillard 17
Jgjedi10 17
Schnabel 17
Dorienne 16
Kyle A 16
Raymaniac 16
BlondeNerd 15
efoote868 15
Rohith Surampudi 13
Jessica Boucher 12
Nehalita 12
Artdutra04 11
Mister_Juggles 11
Thegathering 11
Dylan 10
Lil' Lavery 9
Elgin Clock 8
Dhoizner 8
taylort 8
anna~marie 7
Alex Cormier 7
Rick Tyler 6
Danielle H 6
65_Xero_Huskie 5
Eric W. Jones 5
Imajie 5
Tytus Gerrish 5
Ewankoff 5
Killerofkiller 5
KarenH 4
Conor Ryan 4
trilogism 4
Barry Bonzack 3
EricRobodox 3
Tkwetzel 3
1derboy 3
Bcahn836 3
Budda648 2
Calhounian 2
Daniel Brim 2
Graduns340 2
JBotAlan 2
Jonathan Norris 2
Kyle 2
LordTalps 2
Matt Krass 2
Mercury Rising 2
Alex Burman 2
Astronouth7303 2
Freddy Schurr 2
MattD1Drift 2
Ogre 2
robotcanuck1676 2
Adam Richards 1
AndyB 1
AtalanteStar25 1
Beth Sweet 1
Brandon Martus 1
Courtneyb1023 1
Daisy 1
Djalamose 1
Eldarion 1
huff_dragon 1
Jack K. 1
Jeff 888 1
Miketwalker 1
Team1591 1
tony.dalia.195 1
Wetzel 1
Worldbringer 1
Xzvrw2 1

Onward!