Make a wish...AND HAVE IT HORRIBLY CORRUPTED!!!

[prettycolors91]

Granted, but then since you know everything about programming, your brain would progressivley swell with all this knowledge. It would eventually grow so large that it would have a gravitational pull, causing large heavy objects to come flying at your face.

I wish I could be head scout AND run the Hall Of Fame at the same time in Atlanta...

[MatthewMachart]

Your wish is granted. But your mind becomes corrupted with overwhelming feeling of success. You become boastful, and bossy, and unpleasent. You are banned from the team!

I wish for a reese's peanutbutter cup dispensor for my room, that requires no money to function, and has unlimited peanutbutter cups.

[Kittybot]

Granted, but you eat so many, that the top of your mouth becomes permanently coated in peanut butter, thus causing you to not talk clearly. So now you have to go through the rest of your life not being understood. Oh, btw, all those fattening peanut butter cups caused you to gain 200 pounds.....stinks for you! :D :D

I wish that we did better at the Boilermaker Regional. :(

[Kersten]

Granted, but by changing the past you messed up your future and you will lose every competition you compete in from then on.

I wish I could breath under water.

[MatthewMachart]

Granted, however, you then loose you're ability to breathe above water. Sucks for you.

I wish my wishes won't become corrupted. =]

[Carlee10]

Granted, but then you ruin the thread, and you are forevermore banned from chief delphi.
I wish that my legs and butt didn't hurt(I just danced without sitting for SIX hours straight.)

[MatthewMachart]

You're legs and but no longer hurt for you can no longer feel them....
Why?...
They have been REMOVED! OH NO!


I wish the guy above me can have his lower half back =[....

[flyingcrayons]

granted but they have to take your bottom half and implant it onto him, thus resulting in you having no legs.

i wish i didn't have to go back to school on monday after about 12 days of spring break. :(

[Kersten]

Granted, but by not going to school you will miss tons of work and be swamped with make-up work for the next week.

I wish limousines were cheap...

[Schnabel]

If they were cheap though, then they probably wouldn't be safe. (Think of Dumb and Dumber)

I wish that my room was clean so my parents would stop nagging me about it.

[redtide]

granted but they find another way to rag on you


I wish my team could go to Atlanta or at least the seniors

[EricH]

I wish my team could go to Atlanta or at least the seniorsGranted, but there is a mixup and they go a week late and miss the Championships.

I wish that my Aero Design team was done building.

[KarenH]

Granted, but then in the hurry to travel to competition, the team forgets to bring the plane along. [Having nightmares yet? ;) ]

I wish I would remember to exercise.

[flyingcrayons]

gratned. you remember to exercise, but then you realize you nevr wanted to exercise in the first place, and go watch some tv

i wish i had my braces off.

[Graham Donaldson]

Granted, but then your teeth all go back to where they were because you don't have a retainer and you have to get braces all over again.

I wish I didn't have to do my homework, and that I wouldn't suffer grade-wise in school because I didn't do it.

[flyingcrayons]

you would pass school, but end up in the real world with no knowledge at all.

you would fail at life, not school :ahh:

i wish it was my birthday (only a couple more days :ahh:)

[Kersten]

Granted, but no one knows it's your birthday but you so it's like a normal day anyway...


I wish I knew which college I should go to.

[flyingcrayons]

granted, but its too expensive, an you can't go there, and you end up going to some other college no ones heard of half way across the country.

I wish springlike temperatures would come... and stay!

[Kittybot]

Granted, but because the temperatures are always nice, people are constantly outside having fun outdoors, so Chief Delphi blows away from disuse! :ahh:

I wish that my dad didn't tear his left tendon (and that he doesn't get any other injuries presently, in the past, or in the futute- stopped that corruption, HA! :D )

[lingomaniac88]

Granted. You're still completely vulnerable, though... (I'll let you finish this one)

I wish I got a decent amount of sleep each night. Except during the build season.

[EricH]

Granted, but your decent amount of sleep turns out to be all day, so you pull a Rip Van Winkle...

(Oh, and for KarenH--If I had gotten there first, the corruption would have been that you broke BOTH legs while exercising!)

I wish that I would hear back from one of the places I've applied for a job with an offer.

[Bcliff358]

Granted...but when you get the call your connection drops out and the job is given to the verizon guy.

I wish I could get a million more wishes

[animemonkey84]

Granted...but then all of the sudden the magic wish provider dies from overload

I wish I could be in Atlanta already

[Zyik]

Alright, but you end up in the past in Atlanta right in the path of the tornado.

I wish my team and our robot got to go to, and compete in, Championships this year.

[Kittybot]

Granted, but your robot ends up getting last place out of all the teams there.:p

[Ashley Christine]

You didnt make a wish, therefore you lose. :( lol

I wish that my finals will be really easy.

[EricH]

You didnt make a wish, therefore you lose. :( lol

I wish that my finals will be really easy.Granted, but you don't study and you fail anyway. Better luck next semester!

I wish that the weather was warmer.

[Kersten]

Granted, but global warming is taking over so now that you wished it warm, the temperature will never drop below 107 degrees F

I wish that I owned my very own real unicorn

[KarenH]

Granted, but you don't realize that unicorns, though magical, are still wild animals, and it stabs you to death with its horn when you try to pet it. Then the authorities euthanize it because it's so dangerous. And your friends stay away from your funeral because they're afraid the magical unicorn put a curse on your grave.

I wish my husband's bike wouldn't need new shift levers for a long, long time. (They're expensive to replace.)

[flyingcrayons]

granted, but while he doesn't need them, the price goes down, and then when he needs them, they will go up higher than ever. :p

I wish school was over already

[Renee Becker-Blau]

Granted, but you fall down the stairs running out of the school after collecting your books and you're in a full body cast for the whole summer.

I wish it was my last year in high school and I was on my way to a really good collage.

[Carlee10]

Granted, but suddenly you're in your 50's, regretting that you didn't really enjoy your younger years.

I wish my fundraiser for robotics was really successful.

[Joe G.]

Okay, but you gain so much money that you drive the rest of the world into poverty.

I wish people would stop screwing up everyone's wishes.

[Protronie]

GRANTED: But then this thread dies and nobody post anything funny on CD anymore.

I wish I was as smart as Einstein... I already got the hairdo :p

[Lions for First]

Granted: But when you come up with a new theroy of everything and its used to make a new bomb of unimaginable power.

I wish that my team gets to go to Atlanta next year

[EricH]

Granted: But when you come up with a new theroy of everything and its used to make a new bomb of unimaginable power.

I wish that my team gets to go to Atlanta next yearGranted. You miss the date, though, and arrive a week late.

Oh, and the bomb of such power hits Atlanta while you're there due to a terrible military mistake.

I wish that my to-do list was shorter.

[Herodotus]

Granted: Unfortunately it now consists of only one thing: Beat yourself with a hammer.

I wish I was omnipotent.

[Taylor]

Being omnipotent, you know the way in which you will die, and spend the rest of your life dreading that eventuality.

I wish we had a working computer so we could use the robotic arm in our Computer Integrated Manufacturing class.

[Carlee10]

Granted, but then it gets hacked and it tries to strangle you and your students.

I wish I had more time for being on the computer.

[EricH]

Granted, but that time happens to be during class and boiler catches you for the umpteenth time. BUSTED!

I wish that no one could corrupt this wish.

[Kittybot]

Granted, but since I can't corrupt this wish, I'll just corrupt all of your future wishes in life.....Bing!


I wish that my (7 foot, 30 year-old)cousin wasn't so busy so he can come see our robot and agree on a sponsorship. (Decided to let you know so you don't corrupt based on his size or age, especially since he could probably beat most of you guys on here up) :D :D :D

[Molten]

Granted, he is not busy...But now he is blind. He still won't be able to see your robot.

I wish that I found this thread earlier.

[Joe G.]

Okay, you found it so early that you claimed it's existence long before this thread started, and people assumed you were crazy when you started a thread messing up a nonexistent wish.

I wish I had worded that better.

[feliks_rosenber]

Granted!
But after you spent several hours on wording and you finally click on the submit button, you find out that for some reason there's no internet connection.
You call up your internet provider and find out that there's a serious problem which would not be solved in the next couple of months.

I wish I could be a movie star.

[Taylor]

Granted. You are now Wesley Snipes.

Should have paid your taxes like the rest of us.

I wish my teammates were more motivated to collect sponsorships.

[Graham Donaldson]

Granted...but team members collect so many sponsorships this year that there's no money left for next year.

I wish that I didn't have to sit through this health class.

[The_Ravioli_Man]

but then you wouldn't know about the male and female anatomy and feel like an idiot when you get married to youre spouse and try to make love but don't know a thing because you didn't sit through that health class... lol

I wish graduation would hurry up and get here so I can stop dreading and anticipating the nervousness...

[Molten]

It gets here fast and flies right by. The following days/months/years follow and time finally stops with at 90 years old having a heart attack from all of that ravioli.

I wish that I didn't have to make a wish.

[qwertyuiop[]\]

You dont have to make a wish, but then the Genie Union comes after for not wishing for any thing and steal your pants.


I wish that i had mind control so i could control the next person to post and make him not corrupt my wish

[Protronie]

You mind control backfires as my mind is already corrupt and my thoughts drive you insane... you spend the rest of your life in a rubber room. :eek:


I wish I could find a nice piece of property up in the mountains far far away from everyone. :cool:

[EricH]

Granted, but it's near L.A. and people are driving up into the mountains, starting to live there, and getting on your nerves.

I wish that finals week was over already.

[Kittybot]

Granted, but now it's this wek, so you have to take finals all over again! :)

I wish that our fundraising event that wil happen Wednesday will be a huge success!

[redtide]

granted but it is suddenly stoped be cause it broke some law and all the money that was raised had to go to the court fees

I wish I had a wish that could not corupted

[James1902]

But then this thread would stop and we would all be much less entertained.

I wish that I won the lottery so I could go to the New Zealand regional next year

[Molten]

Granted, However, you go on a spending spree and end up spending more then you had to begin with. Now you are totally broke.

I wish I could turn invisible and visible by choice.

[Kittybot]

Granted, but one day, your power goes whack and yo turn invisible forever, too bad for you! :p

I wish I'll get a's on all of my finals! :D

[Molten]

Granted, however you get suspected for cheating and get booted from school.

I wish I never had to search CD for an old thread.

[carolynn4848]

Granted, but now you have to search for new threads.

I wish my teams robot would work perfectly for an entire year.

[Ricki E.]

Granted, but a rookie comes in and fidgets around with the mechanical and electrical parts and some how manages to get your robot engulfed in flames.

I wish I get into my college of choice.

[tim_reiher]

Granted. You get into the college, but soon after admission learn that a certain health form you signed actually contractually obliges you to pay $350,000 per semester for the "privilege" of attending the college. Also, you have a contractual obligation to stay at the college for at least four years. And all of the professors are, in fact, killer robots. Ouch.

I wish I had a WALL-E.

[carolynn4848]

Granted, but then (i feel terrible) he exploades.

I wish that I had Eve on my team to help us build robots and nothing bad happens to anyone or anything ever

[EricH]

Granted, except that EVE gets mad and opens fire, destroying you, your school, and your team.

I wish it was the pre-season already.

[carolynn4848]

Granted, except that EVE gets mad and opens fire, destroying you, your school, and your team.

I wish it was the pre-season already.

you didnt correctly corrupt my wish, i said that nothing bad happens to anyone or anything ever

[EricH]

you didnt correctly corrupt my wish, i said that nothing bad happens to anyone or anything ever
Oh, fine. Just a note, you completely incorrectly corrupted mine. (Seeing as you made two...)

The "nothing bad happens" part: Nothing bad happens, so you get bored, and find there's nothing to do, and eventually, some people go haywire and things get interesting again because somebody did something bad.

[Joe G.]

(to EricH's wish a few posts ago)

Okay, but after speeding up time to bring it to the preseason, time never slows down, so every FRC season goes by way too quickly and humanity dosen't have enough time to fix global warming and everyone gets flooded and dies.

I wish that Windows Vista worked well.

[carolynn4848]

granted but then nothing else works.

I wish the nothing happens to anyone or anything ever

[Molten]

Sorry, if I were to grant that wish I would be breaking it. Therefore in an attempt to grant said wish I create a rip in the space/time continuum. Everything is torn into nothingness. Thus is the only way your wish can truly become true and it is certainly a horrible corruption of wishing.

I wish this would be the last post on this thread.

[flyingcrayons]

granted but then someone makes a new thread with the same game...

i wish summer never had to end

[Lions for First]

granted but then the earth melts from being to hot

i wish that i could find a mentor for our team

[Molten]

granted, but I live in Indiana so I'm not any help

I wish I thought of a better way to corrupt that wish.

[Alex.Norton]

Granted but you already posted and the edit doesn't want to work for you.

I wish my wishes would actually be granted

[acdcfan259]

Granted.

I wish this game would end.

[Molten]

Granted.

Granting his wish doesn't corrupt it.

A real corruption:

Granted, now any wish you make will be granted. However, now you can no longer seem to think of anything to wish for. Any wish you make will get granted, however now you simply can't make a wish.

Ok, now somebody corrupt acdc.

I wish this game would end.

[EricH]

Granted... but then someone else starts it up again.

(Yes, I stole that one from higher up the thread.)

I wish that I could think of a wish.

[Karibou]

Granted, but when you think of a wish, it will be horribly corrupted.

I wish that my wish wouldn't be corrupted.

[Joe G.]

Sure, but then you get all depressed over having not made a wish that actually got you somewhere, and make another wish, which gets horribly corrupted.

I wish people would stop using the same cliche wishes in a futile effort to kill this thread.

[Lions for First]

Granted i dont

i wish that it was build season

[Molten]

Granted i dont


Granting a wish doesn't corrupt the wish. Read the rules of the thread if your going to post on here.

Real corruption for rocket:
Granted, but then everyone just stops posting on this thread all together. You get bored and never seem to fill the void. Now, someone corrupt lions wish. Don't stop at just granting it.
i wish that it was build season

[Carlee10]

Granted, but then yuo have no memory of the last several months, and some pretty kick suff happened to you. Oh well!!

I wish I could get better sleep.

[JoshD]

Granted, but you sleep for 20 hours every day and never get anything done.

I wish they had more for me to do at work.

[Karibou]

Granted, but they begin to overwork you, and you have no time to build robots :ahh:

I wish that I had another month of summer.

[carolynn4848]

granted but then there another month of every other season adding another three months of school. (and in turn another three months of robotics, but also another month without it)

i wish my robotics team had meetings all year round

[Lions for First]

Granted but you never sleep and die because of the lack of it

i wish that i didnt have to go school shoping in the morning

[carolynn4848]

granted, but then you have to go school shopping EVERY morning after that

I wish for something

[EricH]

Granted. "Something" turns out to be a Vogon poet.

[/Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy reference]

I wish for more free time.

[Molten]

Granted. You just got fired, kicked off of your team, and banned from CD. Just think of all the free time you have now. Aren't you lucky?

I wish I had a million posts.

[tim_reiher]

Granted. However, upon attempting to post after the millionth post, your computer explodes. And so does the CD server.

I wish I was back in the Caribbean, and not in Connecticut.

[jimbot]

Granted, but you are now stuck in the caribean because of... i don't know, something, and FIRST decides to finally hold the Championship in Conneticut and you miss it.

I wish I could go skiing in the summer and still have it be nice outside.:rolleyes:

[acdcfan259]

Granted, but I show up on the slopes and totally school you.

I wish my summer reading project was done.

[Protronie]

Granted, and you write an excellent report on the books you have read. Your sure to get a A for the report.
Your walking towards the school entrance re-reading your report feeling really proud of the work you've done when someone starts shooting with a paint ball gun. Your report gets dropped as everyone around you scrambles for cover.
When the shooting stops you find your report wet with paint, torn, and un-readable.
The teacher ends up giving you an F for not handing in a proper report.



I wish I had the money to run for President of the United States.

[Molten]

Granted, money magically appears at your house. 5 minutes later, you hear a knock on your door. It is a SWAT team. They break in, beat you around a bit and then arrest you. Apparently, you stole Bush's fortune. Good luck with your appeal.

I wish I had the ability to control time.

[Carlee10]

Granted, but SUPRISE! You were the one who actually shot Lincoln when you went back in time by accident trying to stop the real killer. Too Bad!

I wish I was going to Maine tomorrow with my mom.

[Taylor]

Granted, you board the plane and fly to Maine, but out comes the rain and the trip's down the drain.

I wish our house was clean.

[Protronie]

Granted... but your girlfriend /wife catches the french maid still there cleaning it and gets really mad at you and breaks up all your stuff before leaving. :eek:

Wishes you'd send the french maid over to my place. :D

[tim_reiher]

Granted. However, this French "maid" turns out to be a secret operative working for interpol, who mistakenly believes that you are a French criminal who has been on the lam for the last three years. You are detained, and taken into into custody. Only three years later is this whole mess cleared up. The experience, however, will haunt you forever.

I wish I had a private jet.

[Molten]

Granted, however it is out of fuel. Now, if you can just find the money to fuel it (not to mention a pilot) You are all set.

I wish I was an imagineer.

[basicxman]

granted but the pay sucks :D

I wish for Netmedia's (re)-sponsorship

[carolynn4848]

granted but they only sponcer you 1 dollar.

i wish thatr robotics meeting start sooner

[Joe G.]

Okay, but school still dosen't start, and your entire team gets arrested for breaking into the school, and you miss the season.

I wish that I had all the powers of Andy Baker. (http://www.chiefdelphi.com/forums/showthread.php?t=45474)

[carolynn4848]

granted but then people throw thing at you (why? i dont know)

I wish I had a million dollars

[acdcfan259]

Granted, but the next day the value of the dollar plummets and a million dollars equals $53.17 of yesterday's money.

I wish I had a weighted companion cube.

[Protronie]

Granted but your mom has no idea what it is either and throws it out in the trash while cleaning your messy room along with all your ac/dc music.


I wish I had a classic Marmon on a 275" wheel base with a 425hp Cat engine and a 13 speed Eaton transmission. Oh yeah, don't forget the Double Eagle custom sleeper and Pony-pack aux. power unit. :cool:

[sgreco]

Granted, except it breaks the second you get it. Then it takes your wrench and won't give it back.

I wish I had a hippo in my backyard.

[SlaminSwimster]

you do but the hippo is so large it sits on the your neighbors fence and house and crushes the people inside. You are arrested for murder.


I wish i could fly

[carolynn4848]

granted, but then you fly into the sun (sorry)

I wish for world peace

[Taylor]

World peace is achieved, all methods of weaponry has been destroyed, and that's when the Martians attack.






oops.


I wish the team's promotional video was finished

[Carlee10]

Granted, but than I ruin it by singing horribly off-key.

I wish I had an automatic hundred points of enrichment.

[carolynn4848]

ok sure, but then you fly into a wall (why? i dont know)

i wish that I didnt have to freehand maps for my US history teacher *GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR*

[MiniNerd24]

Granted, but now you must invent a new way to draw maps and if it's not good enough you get a 0.

I wish that I could get the play i wrote produced in school.

[ATannahill]

granted but the lead gets drunk and beats up a dog in the middle of the preformance.

i wish i was pit leader

[carolynn4848]

granted, but be warned, you didnt specify what "pits" you want to be leader of HAHAHAHA (lol jk)

i wish i could throw my history book out the window without getting in trouble

[ReapersRule]

Granted, but you now get a history book that's twice as thick.


I wish I had a horse.

[ATannahill]

granted but its in your coke

i wish sonic would get at least one order correct

[tim_reiher]

Granted... but that order is not yours.

I wish I didn't have to do my AP calculus homework.

[Carlee10]

Granted, but you fail.

I wish I didn't have humanitites or pre-caclulus homework.

[LeelandS]

Granted, but your teacher makes you do double(or more) the work in class during the same time period.

I wish my home computer was faster.

[MiniNerd24]

Granted, but someone steals it.
I wish I had some Coka-Cola.

[Protronie]

Granted but when you open the Coke (thats been shaken up by the machine) it shoots out all over you and your robot's electronics you've been working out shorting out a bunch of things filling the air with magic smoke.

Wishes I could be there to watch that... I could use a good laugh. :p

p-:cool:

[carolynn4848]

granted but you get electracuted (sorry)

I wish i could go to Atlanta for the competition

[sgreco]

You make it to Atlanta, but your robot doesn't show up, and you can't get a flight home.

I wish a had a big machine shop for a robotics lab. With a lounge room for meetings.

[Protronie]

Granted and you build a super robot thats sure to win many awards but, the shop is hit by a tornado (when no one is there) the day before shipping and your robot and shop is scattered across two states. So for the season you and your team twiddle your thumbs with no robot to compete with.
And you fight with the insurance company cause they agree to pay off the building but not the tools and stuff that was in it.


I wish I was smart and good looking. ;)

-p:cool:

[ATannahill]

granted but you are never happy

i wish i could get the internet on my phone

[Dolan]

granted but you lose it soon after


I wish all my Friends where happy forever

[carolynn4848]

granted but you are not

i wish i had a million dollars

[sgreco]

You get a million dollars, but then it, along with all the money before that, gets stolen.

I wish I had a huge garden with all sorts of big juicy veggies.

[ATannahill]

granted but you are looked in your shop for six weeks while you cant get to it

i wish i had dean kamen's car keys

[carolynn4848]

granted but then you get arrested for stealing them

i wish i had a Porche 911 Turbo that works perfectly. (and that i had a drivers liscense(sp?))

[ATannahill]

granted but gas skyrockets and your head explodes when you realize how much youll be paying

i wish i had a copy of the patent of the segway

[carolynn4848]

granted but then someone steals it

I wish for a cookie

[Taylor]

granted but then someone steals it

I wish for a cookie

The cookie monster beats you up and takes your cookie.

I wish I was an American Gladiator

[carolynn4848]

granted but the you fly into a wall (idk)

i wish i had a monkey

[Dolan]

granted but the monkey is evil and runs away



I wish my football team didn`t lose on Firday.

[LeelandS]

Granted, but they won by cheating. Do you really want that?

I wish we got more new students this year.

[ATannahill]

granted, but they get caught with drugs and your team is disqualified, sorry

i wish i wore less black

[carolynn4848]

granted but then you wear less clothes

i wish i didnt fall down the stairs this morning

[EricH]

Granted. You fell UP the stairs. Now every scientist and engineer in the world is breaking down your door to get the antigravity that you seem to have found.

I wish that my soccer team's practice field would dry out.

[Protronie]

Granted, but they used some airport runway dryers to do it and the flames burnt all the grass off so now its just a burnt up dirt field.

I wish kick off would hurry up and get here.

[carolynn4848]

granded but you break your leg, and cant participate

i wish my ankle wasnt sprained

[Molten]

Granted, it is now missing. Nobody knows how your foot and leg are combined by space. You are sent to a lab for testing. You live out your days as a specimen.

I wish college was cheaper.

[carolynn4848]

granted but because its cheeper, everyone gets in before you and now there is no room.

i wish that i had a cookie

[EricH]

Granted. It's poisoned.

I wish class was over for the day.

[ATannahill]

granted but there is a bomb threat and you cant leave

i wish i didnt have to wait a week and 2 days to get my drivers license

[Molten]

Granted, now your 60. You can't get your license any time, you just can't seem to pass the test due to poor vision.

I wish I had a free internet.

[carolynn4848]

granted but then your access to internet is completley cut off.

i wish i had an un-poisoned cookie

[ReapersRule]

granted, but it tastes terrible.

i wish i was rich

[CCCP]

granted, but you will lose it all on a bet

i wish i could fly

[Protronie]

Your wish is granted when your robot picks you up and hurdles you out of a second floor window... you fly though the air but land hard breaking a few bones.

I wish I could be there to see that... ^ :eek:

[ATannahill]

granted but he lands on you and the bones broken are yours

i wish my watch did not corade

[Molten]

Granted, but nothing happened? How could this be? It's because corade is not a word. Therefore it never could corade.

I wish I could see the future.

[acdcfan259]

Granted, but the future is so terrible you can't even bare to watch it.

I wish I had some Oreo Cakesters.

[ReapersRule]

granted, but someone steals them.



I wish I got to go to more robotics team meatings for my team, number 1735 the Green Reapers. :)

[ATannahill]

granted, but you only deliver the pizza

i wish the inside of my watch band did not peel away leaving it unsightly

[carolynn4848]

granted but then it dosnt work

i wish (by "i" i really mean my nephew) that pokemon really existed.

[ATannahill]

granted by we kill them all because the meat is so much better

i wish the DMV were not air heads

[Protronie]

Granted but the DMV tightens up so much that its almost impossible to get a license to drive... you spend the rest of your days walking & taking public transit.

I wish air heads couldn't get a license. :eek:

-p :cool:

[ReapersRule]

granted, but it includes driving the robot at robotics competitions and now everyone has awesome drivers. you lose all matches.


i wish i owned a horse.

[KarenH]

Granted, but you learn the hard way why horse owners' vehicles have bumper stickers saying,
POVERTY IS OWNING A HORSE

I wish I would stop wishing I could afford to own a horse. ;)

[Molten]

Granted, now you have enough money to afford the horse, but no time to spend with it.

[EricH]

Granted, you get nothing. Now you have to deal with it...

I wish that the weather here would warm up.

[ReapersRule]

granted, but it becomes 10,000,000 degrees and you melt.


i wish i wasn't in withdrawal from FIRST

[SlaminSwimster]

granted but that means you never became involved in such an amazing program like FIRSTwhich is even more depressing.

I wish that there was a regional this weekend

[Barry Bonzack]

But that means you only have 4 days left to complete a robot for a game that has not yet been released.


I want an Oompa Loompa now, Daddy.

[ATannahill]

granted but there are no robots made for the 2009 game and nothing you whip together passes inspection (if you really want to know Kettering Kickoff 2008 is this weekend) (beat to it)

not a wish so it cant be granted

i wish the kettering kickoff was webcasted

[Molten]

Granted, however it is the internet crashes from its' awesomeness. Now, the world cannot communicate properly. Wars break out. All over your wish.
(Honestly, not a clue what that is. Just went with it.)

I wish I knew what kettering kick off was.

[EricH]

Granted, but then you can't go and are bummed out.

(Oh, and Barry's wish was valid. So here's that corruption.) Granted, but the Oompa Loompa dies of homesickness and lack of chocolate.

I wish that current weather would continue for a few more days.

[ATannahill]

granted but that means you killed people in texas (meanie)

i wish i had a sweet labtop or laptop, this is my second edit and i cant think of which is right

[Dolan]

granted but its made out of candy and a Oompa-Loompa eats it and dies


I wish I could use the Force

[carolynn4848]

granted but then the force dosnt like you and it repetitivly makes you throw cookies at yourself (idk)

i wish i had a well behaved monkey

[Taylor]

Granted, but your parents end up liking the monkey more than you, get confused, and sell you to the local zoo.

I wish we didn't have to do standardized testing.

[carolynn4848]

granted but now you fail at school because the teachers have no reason to teach you things.

i wish bob the builder would make like my school's bell and flat-line. (my schoools bell sounds like a heart-moniter flat-lining)

[EricH]

Granted. He's replaced by Barney.

I wish that my soccer team would win our games this weekend.

[Molten]

Granted. You break your leg right before the game. They play without you. They decide they are better off without you and kick you off the team.

I wish I could have my cake and eat it too.

[ATannahill]

granted but you eat so fast that you sallow your fork.

I wish our football team would win tonight.

[Taylor]

Granted, but your team is playing the 4th grade B team, and a lifetime of bad karma ensues.

I wish I had an electric pencil sharpener.

[Molten]

Granted, you get my teacher's old one. It has enough power to spin, just not with the resistance of a pencil in it. One of your students get mad and give it 'MORE POWER!!!'(everyone grunt with me:D ) The hook it up to one of your spare CIM motors. Unfortunately, they have to make a new casing. You go to use it and the casing cracks, your pencil is ate, the blades go flying and kills your favorite pupil. I know you got one, all teachers do.

I wish that Aether(online game) was longer. It is awesome, but takes 5 minutes to beat.

[carolynn4848]

granted but no it takes 5 minutes and 1 milisecond to beat.

i wish i knew how to do what i am supposed to be doing right now.

[ReapersRule]

Granted, but then you lose all of your work after working for 48 hours streight.


I wish our team's current and future robots all worked.

[carolynn4848]

granted, but you get kicked off the team because in order for the robots to work you wern't alowed to touch them, and you lost your voice forever, dis-ableing you to cheer

i wish i had a cookie

a good cookie NOT POISONED

[ReapersRule]

Granted, but it is stolen


I wish I was rich and did not lose it.

[EricH]

Granted, but it still isn't enough to buy a tank of gas.

BTW, Molten, way to go. One of my teammates sprained his ankle pretty badly during the second game...which we lost, 3-2.

I wish that corruptions of wishes didn't come true.

[carolynn4848]

granted but now nothing comes true

I wish i had a vending machine.

[EricH]

Granted. It's empty, so you can't get anything out of it.

I wish I had more time.

[ReapersRule]

Granted. You get an extra millisecond.


I wish I had no homework ever and got all A's in all of my classes.

[carolynn4848]

granted but then you are so smart, they send you to study abroad and you cant be on the Green Reapers anymore.

i wish that i had a piece of pi

[ATannahill]

granted but it is melted in the microwave

i wish my feet were not made of lead

[Molten]

Granted, they are now hydrogen gas. The gas is unable to stay together so it floats away. Without your feet, your blood keeps pumping out but has no way of returning. You die in a puddle of blood.

I wish this corruption doesn't come true.

[EricH]

Granted, but a worse one does.

I wish that I could travel through time.

[carolynn4848]

granted but then you accedently push your great-grandfather into the Grand canyon and you were never born.

i wish i was eating a clean un-poisened brownie.

[ReapersRule]

Granted, it just tastes like a dog did something to it.


I wish I wasn't tired

[cobrawanabe1699]

Granted, it just tastes like a dog did something to it.


I wish I wasn't tired

You're eyelids are sewn to your eyebrows. They cannot be opened.

I wish I had a 2004 SVT Cobra in Black Pearl Metallic

[Molten]

Granted, However it is only one inch tall.
I wish I wasn't addicted to this thread.

[Protronie]

Granted when someone hacks into your computer and puts a block in that prevents you from coming into this site. After a few months of withdrawal you
no long think about screwing with peoples wishes.

I wish I could read peoples mind so I'd know what they held when playing poker.

-p:cool:

[ATannahill]

granted but you also find out everyone hates you

I wish I was more useful to my team.

[Molten]

Granted, now everyone else on your team is completely useless. They can't remember how to use a screw driver or a hammer. They desperately need you to teach them everything by build season. Good luck with that.

I wish that I didn't have this song stuck in my head.

[cobrawanabe1699]

Granted, now everyone else on your team is completely useless. They can't remember how to use a screw driver or a hammer. They desperately need you to teach them everything by build season. Good luck with that.

I wish that I didn't have this song stuck in my head.

Granted, but you now have a Barbara Streisand song stuck in your head

I wish my bike wasn't broken

[Protronie]

Granted... you bike is as good as new and only cost a weeks pay to have it fix.
Sadly someone breaks into your garage and steals it. Now your not only broke but without wheels.

I wish my scanner could pick up the police.



(fyi..rtfgnow; everyone hates me already, but I'd be cleaning up at the poker tables... wait a min. I already do so maybe I got my wish after all :rolleyes: )

-p :cool:

[carolynn4848]

granted but now you get arrested.

I wish i was eating yummy, un-poisnend, good, nothing-happened-to-it chicken.

[ATannahill]

granted but it is still alive

i wish the weather was allergy friendly

[carolynn4848]

granted but because no-one needs allergy medication, they go out of business and we all go poor.

I wish i was eating yummy, un-poisnend, good, nothing-happened-to-it brownie.

[ReapersRule]

granted. however, it was only baked for 5 minutes, and you get food poisoning.


I wish I had a million dollars and I did not lose it or have it stolen.

[cheeto69]

Granted, but as it was wired to your account, the feds track the money back to some illegal gambling ring, which you are now involved in because you posess some of their money. You end up being put in jail. Not fun. But the money's still there. Too bad you might not see it. ZING!

I wish for a Nintendo Wii.:D

[Spartan151]

You succeed in buying a Wii from a local store. So that's granted. But when you open the box at home, you find that your Wii is actually a Game Boy Color with some random junk thrown inside the box, and that junk includes an old candy bar, a set of car keys you can't use, and an old remote control that looks like it's been dropped from a ten-story building and duct taped together. So....$200 out the drain for nothing, eh? Well, at least there's eBay.
Oh. And those car keys that were in the box...You later find out that they were Dean Kamen's car keys.

I wish that I could own a working, driveable Warthog from Halo 3.

-Spartan

[Mr. Giggles]

-wish granted, but as you're driving it to where ever, it just suddenly falls apart.

-i wish for a funny rodeo clown.

[Molten]

Granted, but every rodeo clown needs a bull. The bull comes with it. The clown jumps in his little barrel for you to deal with the bull.

I wish I made a different wish then this.

[Taylor]

Granted when your English professor notices you should have used the word "than" and makes you do 1,000 one-armed pushups.


I wish I was ambidextrous

[ReapersRule]

Granted, but you live in the 1600's and are burned as a witch.



I wish I had 1 million dollars that was not lost or stolen and I did not lose it in any way.

[LeelandS]

Granted, but it turns out the money was being used by the FBI to lure out a team of notorious/dangerous bank robbers and they come to find you...

Now that is bad luck.

I wish my teams robot doesn't have as many battery problems this year as last year.

[cobrawanabe1699]

Granted, but it turns out the money was being used by the FBI to lure out a team of notorious/dangerous bank robbers and they come to find you...

Now that is bad luck.

I wish my teams robot doesn't have as many battery problems this year as last year.

Granted, but the end-effector takes a crap in every match

I wish my bike was fixed and was totally rideable forever and I didn't get hurt on it anymore

[Spartan151]

Granted, but your bike gets stolen. Now someone else has a perfect, indestructable, safe bike. And you have nothing. Except your pride. Woohoo!

I wish gas was 75 cents a gallon. And you get a free cookie when you fill up.

[cheeto69]

-granted, but once you get to the pump, they will have ran out of gas, don't worry, because the cookies were suppose to be oatmeal cookies, but was made of wood chippings instead.

-i wish i had a brand spankin' new, unbeatable, loaded down, theft proof, inconstructable, nothing have or will happened to, 2009 dodge viper with a V12 in it that runs on natural gas.

[EricH]

Granted. It uses so much natural gas that you deplete the world's supply in 6 months. Now your car is useless.

(Or, if you don't like that--As you wish, it is inconstructable, so nobody can build it.)

I wish people would stop deliberately trying to make their wishes non-corruptible.

[Molten]

Granted, but then it is too easy to corrupt and it isn't worth anyone's effort.

I wish I could make an uncorruptable wish.

[EricH]

Granted, but it's already so bad that it's already corrupted, and then IT COMES TRUE!

I wish that I had another wish.

[carolynn4848]

granted but then you wish for something stupid.

i wish i didnt have to go to Joanne's ever.

[ReapersRule]

Granted. You don't go there, you live there.


I wish I was rich, had a horse, never lost any of my money, and it wasn't stolen.

[carolynn4848]

granted but then your horses die

I wish for a window.

[Molten]

Granted, but the window is painted black.

I wish I had phone reception in basements.

[Spartan151]

Granted, but can get reception in the basement, but only in the basement and nowhere else. Wow. Bad phone service.

I wish for....CAKE!

[carolynn4848]

Granted, but Hagrid sat on it first.

I wish for a pancake-shingled dog house (If you dont get it, read Questions Only)

[Taylor]

Granted, but then it starts raining syrup and everything sticks together.

I wish I had a comb.

[bobwrit]

Granted, but you lose all your freinds.


I wish I could plant a coffe tree.

[carolynn4848]

Granted, but it dies.

I wish for a million dollars

[Spartan151]

Granted, but you owe the IRS 1 million dollars and fifty cents.

I wish I knew what I wanted to wish for.

[ReapersRule]

Granted, but you already used up your wish.


I wish I had a horse.

[bobwrit]

Granted, but it falls on you.


I wish I had a supercomputer.

[Trueliez]

Granted, but then your computer would be too good for your software, because while it would run with multiple processors to make it faster, your sfotware would be designed to only send out one chain of commands and therefore only one processing unit would be doing any work while the others sit idle, defeating the purpose.

I wish I knew whether we are going to have a New Zealand regional next year or not =/

[ReapersRule]

Granted. You now know that there will be no New Zealand Regional and you can't raise the money to go somewhere else. You don't get to go to a regional.


I wish all of my team's robots worked!!!!

[Molten]

Granted, they all work...they just don't do what you want them to.

I wish I had an unlimited PM box.

[Kersten]

Granted..but the you would have sooo many pm that you would get flustered and not use it anyway cause it would be unorganized.

I wish I was a straight a student

[Millory]

granted but then you develop an insatiable urge to eat pancakes whenever you see a math problem, and you never get to finish your homework.

I wish I was in a higher level of choir.

[Protronie]

Granted but, the choir cuts a record deal and starts touring taking up more and more of your free time until you have to choose between choir and FIRST.

I wish I could go back in time and live like a mountain man. :)

-p :cool:

[ReapersRule]

Granted but then you are stuck in the past without TV, computer, internet, CD, or FIRST


I wish i had a robot to do my homework for me.

[Mr. Giggles]

granted, but your robot sees all the homework you have and blows fuse, then it burns out. that's not really bad because now you can take it to a scrap yard and get some money off of it. now you can pay a nerd to do your homework.

i wish for a full ride scholarship to Nashville Auto Deisel College(NADC).

[Molten]

Granted, but then everyone stops using cars for no apparent reason. Thus, you get your free degree...but it doesn't do you any good.

[cheeto69]

Granted, but then everyone stops using cars for no apparent reason. Thus, you get your free degree...but it doesn't do you any good.

so what do you wish for?

[EricH]

so what do you wish for?I guess I get to grant his wish...

Granted. Because you (Molten) wished for nothing, that is EXACTLY what you get!

I wish for a slightly harder wish to corrupt.

[Spartan151]

Granted, but someone comes along and quickly corrupts it, as your wish was harder for some to corrupt, but a piece of cake for others.

I wish I could finish writing this poem I've been working on for weeks.

[ATannahill]

granted, now it is so geat that you write me a poem on uranium

I wish i didn't have to write a poem on uranium

[carolynn4848]

(why do you have to write a poem on uranium?)

granted, but now you have to write a poem on platonium(sp?)

I wish there were more well-written fanfics for Navy NCIS that I could read.

[bloodknight2077]

granted, but after that every one you see it lights on fire and burns into ashes

I wish I had Invented the warp drive when i was 12 years old

[KarenH]

Granted, but because you were so young, no one believed it would really work, and you couldn't raise the funds to get it to market. Then, 50 years later, someone comes across your work, steals your ideas, and becomes a billionaire.

I wish I could get my computer backup program to work on my new backup drive.

[flyingcrayons]

Granted... it works, but then you get a virus and it crashes...


I wish the weekend was here already

[carolynn4848]

granted but then there are no more weekends

I wish for a million cookies

[ReapersRule]

Granted. They're ALL poisoned AND stale.


I wish my team would win River Rage this Saturday

[flyingcrayons]

granted, but then your team never wins again... :(

i wish my history essay was finished

[ATannahill]

granted, now you do mine

I wish my friend wasn't nagging me to get our history project done

[EricH]

I wish my friend wasn't nagging me to get our history project doneGranted. Now your parents are nagging you to do it.

I wish that tomorrow's fly day goes well.

[KarenH]

Granted, but it's the ONLY fly day you get for the rest of the year.

I wish that every product I bought would work out well, right out of the package, and not need any warranty returns or repairs.

[Molten]

Granted, the solution to this is that you simply can't buy anything. You slowly starve from your inability to cook.

I wish people would stop using the "granted, but that is the last time ever" corruption. It is far too predictable.

[Taylor]

Granted, but predictability becomes in style.

I wish we had more time to test our VEX robots before the Bloomington event.