Make a wish...AND HAVE IT HORRIBLY CORRUPTED!!! [Archive] - Page 6

LV_Matterhorn

11-04-2012, 19:26

Granted. All awkward silences are now immediately broken by even more awkward statements, which in turn causes another awkward silence (which will then, of course, be broken), causing an infinite loop and the world is plagued with a cacophony of awkward speech.

I wish the Leafs would win the Stanley Cup.

nitneylion452

12-04-2012, 04:00

Granted, but in all the elation of a Stanley Cup victory, the people of Toronto rise up in revolution. As punishment for the revolt, Toronto is broken up into 12 districts. Each year, every district will tribute 2 people, one male and one female, to partake in a fight to the death. The lone winner will be given riches beyond their wildest dreams, but there will be no Maple Leafs hockey anymore.

I wish FRC fields were easier to assemble.

nssheepster

16-04-2012, 07:34

Granted, but now the easy-to-assembel fields fall apart every time somebody sneezes, collapsing on your head to cause a concussion and make you think you are a hungry bear.

I wish I could spell better.

In1g0M0nt0ya

16-04-2012, 21:42

Granted, but you spell so well now that people put you in charge of redoing the English language and you do so well that no one understands anything you spell or say anymore

I wish i was not made of apple pie

Clarinerd

21-04-2012, 15:40

Granted. You're made of pie-flavored pie instead.

I wish little kid's games weren't so addicting.

Paul T.

22-04-2012, 11:15

Then the little kids would get bored Riot and start playing older kids games which would poison there minds and ruin there generation which in tern would ruin the world

I wish the next first season wasn't so far away

LightWaves1636

27-04-2012, 03:47

sgreco

27-04-2012, 17:31

Granted but forwarding in time has caused time to collapse on itself and you relive the build season over and over and over and over again...........and never reaching stop build day.....

I wish for FIRST Championships to be at the Cowboy Stadium.

It will be, but the game will have footballs, and jumbo-tron will get in the way of punts.

I wish for peace and prosperity for all people!

Peck

27-04-2012, 18:34

rainbowdash

28-04-2012, 02:27

I WISH OUR ROBOT WOULD HAVE SWERVE DRIVE D':

Peck

28-04-2012, 10:12

I WISH OUR ROBOT WOULD HAVE SWERVE DRIVE D':
(not how this works, u have to corrupt the last guys wish before u make ur own)

sgreco

28-04-2012, 13:10

I WISH OUR ROBOT WOULD HAVE SWERVE DRIVE D':

You have swerve drive, but it's so heavy, that ends up being all you have.

I wish my championship predictions will be correct.

CalTran

29-04-2012, 23:25

I wish my championship predictions will be correct.

Granted, but you predicted predicted all of the field problems and now have an angry mob coming after you.

I wish that my team could have a drive member from all the great FRC team (2056, 1114, 67, 217, 33, 469, 1717...)

sgreco

30-04-2012, 13:27

Granted, but you predicted predicted all of the field problems and now have an angry mob coming after you.

I wish that my team could have a drive member from all the great FRC team (2056, 1114, 67, 217, 33, 469, 1717...)

Granted bu then you get beat by an alliance of 148, 254 and 111.

I wish winning regionals was easier.

In1g0M0nt0ya

02-05-2012, 12:10

rainbowdash

03-05-2012, 02:08

Granted, but now regionals are so easy to win that everyone that goes to them wins as well and since there are approximately 2,075 teams, it takes weeks for the championship to finish and you eventually get board and just decide to quit.

I wish i was technopathic and absolutely brilliant

You become absolutely brilliant and technopathic, but you lose all other aspects of being human- the ability to love, care, make friends. You take yourself to a mental asylum, where you exist for the rest of your life. You die and reincarnate in to a poptart cat that poops rainbows... well not such a bad way to die.. but still...

I wish I knew the names of the twins on 1717.

LemmingBot

05-05-2012, 12:29

Ok, but they are now the twins from the Shining!

I wish that I could save up enough money to independently attend Championships next year!

Peck

05-05-2012, 13:57

granted, you rob a bank and have enough to attend but they catch u while ur watching from the frount row and everyone watches as ur escorted to a cop car.

I wish that i would, legally, with no strings attached, and without causing harm in any form to anyone, get an all expanse trip to next years kickoff and champs.

z_beeblebrox

27-05-2012, 01:55

Granted, but you're the only person there.

I wish that this business plan I have to write would finish itself.

cgmv123

27-05-2012, 23:21

I wish that this business plan I have to write would finish itself.

Granted, but it turns out as a plan that runs your business into the ground.

I wish my back and feet didn't hurt so bad after work.

Peck

28-05-2012, 00:44

granted, you are paralyzed from the neck down.

I wish I could force my enemies into a time paradox

Suitster

28-05-2012, 18:17

Granted, but you fell in as well.

I wish that I had an endless bottle of root beer (the good stuff)

mlantry

29-05-2012, 10:48

granted you now have an endless supply but now your tired of rootbeer and stop drinking it so it just sits there.

I wish i could make the FRC games

Peck

29-05-2012, 12:20

granted, but every game you make is hated by everyone in the FIRST comunity including yourself.

I wish I could wish a wish that couldn't be corrupted and that that wish would be known by me and wished by me in this wishes stead.

z_beeblebrox

29-05-2012, 12:34

Granted, but the wish-giver doesn't understand what you're wishing for.

I wish I didn't have to make a wish.

KaitlynL

03-06-2012, 20:36

2348humanplayer

18-01-2013, 20:46

But if you didn't make a wish on the make a wish thread then you would be violating the laws of Chief Delphi and FBI agents would have to come and take you away to a secret prison in Hawaii.

I wish I hadn't just lost the game.

(MUST REVIVE THREAD!)

Ok, but everyone else in the world does, and they kill you.

I wish our robot was perfect to play FIRST Ultimate Acscent.

Peck

18-01-2013, 21:22

granted, but it is the robot from your rookie year that you have reworked to do shows with

I wish all mass pushed other mass away from itself

z_beeblebrox

19-01-2013, 00:22

Granted, but the world explodes. :mad:

I wish we had a water game.

cgmv123

19-01-2013, 10:20

I wish we had a water game.

Granted, but you drown.

I wish my team chose shooting instead of climbing for our basic strategy.

iPenguin

23-01-2013, 10:13

Granted, but all the shots you take will miss.

I wish I could go to more than 1 regional.

Peck

23-01-2013, 17:06

granted, there is no rule against it. If you can get everything you need to go to multiple then you can.

I wish carbon-fiber duck-tape existed and is and will be inexpensive

Suitster

23-01-2013, 19:40

Granted, but it is less sticky than scotch tape.

I wish I had a cornucopia filled with infinite, caloriless, delicious, always warm-but-never-rotten, nachos

JDLau

29-01-2013, 22:38

Granted, but it kills you as you lift it to eat it.

I wish I could win championship.

Garrett.d.w

29-01-2013, 22:49

Granted, but it kills you as you lift it to eat it.

I wish I could win championship.

Granted, but there is a shipping mistake and instead of receiving a trophy, you get an opened can of Chuck Norris Whoop A.. (keeping it classy) ;)

I wish our robot could drive up the pyramid.

z_beeblebrox

29-01-2013, 22:53

Granted, but it doesn't want to drive down.

I wish no one corrupts this wish.

Lemons

29-01-2013, 23:46

Granted, but your paradox causes a rip in time and space.

I wish debugging wasn't necessary.

cgmv123

30-01-2013, 13:24

I wish debugging wasn't necessary.

Granted, but you always have buggy code and you lose on Einstein because of it.

I wish the AndyMark gear motor had anti-backdrive.

thetntm

12-02-2013, 21:30

granted, but with everyone being prosperous, the standard for prosperous rises and all prices rise to a level in which a persons buying power is less then current.

I wish for every school in the world to have a FIRST teem (good luck teams :) )

(if you look back this was left uncorrupted)

granted, but then FIRST goes bankrupt for buying so many required parts, everyone sponsoring people lose all the sponsored money, they sue, schools go bankrupt, children weep.

edit: (nvm i thought of one)

rainbowdash

17-02-2013, 18:28

(if you look back this was left uncorrupted)

granted, but then FIRST goes bankrupt for buying so many required parts, everyone sponsoring people lose all the sponsored money, they sue, schools go bankrupt, children weep.

edit: (nvm i thought of one)

you forgot to make a wish to corrupt.

so I'll make one up for you to continue the consistency of this thread:

"I wish we had frisbee golf pros as our human players"

Granted, but they both develop arthritis right before your first competition.

I wished I could be a driver because the drive team is composed of lower classmen and I'm a senior.

dictionaria13

17-02-2013, 18:38

Granted, but (I noticed you're a programmer) you spend so much time and effort practicing to be the driver that the code suffers and autonomous ends up not working. :(

I wish I didn't have so much homework!

AnimeOtakuStar

18-02-2013, 19:53

Then with your spare time you'd have to get a ton of jobs to fill the void of time you'd be wasting.

I wish that I could travel through time and space.

roboX

18-02-2013, 20:08

To AnimeOtakuStar's Wish....

Granted, however: As you also approve the maximum reaches of space and time, it starts to collapse on itself, engulfing everything including you, into a forever burning hole tore into the universe because of your silly wish that would make you almost as equivalent to a god.

I wish I had the greatest intelligence and new everything there is to know about the world.

HaleyMortensen

19-02-2013, 22:14

Then you would know everything past, present, and future. Including all of the possibilities of fate, driving you insane.

I wish my college education was free.

dictionaria13

19-02-2013, 22:22

... It's really hard to corrupt this because I want that too. Well, here goes...

Granted, but it's a really BAD education because, after all, you get what you pay for!

I wish essays would go die in a metaphorical hole. XP

mcarobotics

20-03-2013, 23:05

The essays would likely regenerate as essay zombies, and be more powerful and prevalent in high schools than ever before.

I wish I could be an astronaut.

KarenH

21-03-2013, 01:10

Granted, but you get that one-way ticket to Mars that was in the news recently, and you never get to see your home planet again.

I wish there were no weeds in my garden.

Suitster

21-03-2013, 06:53

Going to do a double corruption, because the opportunity is there

I wish there were no weeds in my garden.

granted, but now nothing grows in the garden at all

I wish we had frisbee golf pros as our human players

Granted, but on the last day of build, the GDC amends the game manual to prohibit the throwing of white disks, restricting each alliance to throwing at most six disks

I wish my internet speed was faster

Anthony Galea

26-03-2013, 12:56

I wish my internet speed was faster

But then you'd have to pay more on your internet bill.

I wish we could be a #1 seed.

Jacob Bendicksen

14-04-2013, 02:23

But then you'd have to pay more on your internet bill.

I wish we could be a #1 seed.

But then you'd have to scout. Everyone. At champs.

I wish I could get off of CD.

2348humanplayer

03-05-2013, 17:13

Granted, but you go insane from boredom and kill yourself.

I wish that next year's game will be like Diabolical Dynamics.

Anthony Galea

05-05-2013, 14:08

Granted, but you go insane from boredom and kill yourself.

I wish that next year's game will be like Diabolical Dynamics.

But then a lot of teams will get angry for lack of competition.

I wish we could play a baseball game in FRC.

2348humanplayer

13-05-2013, 17:21

Granted, but FRC gets sued for too many balls hitting audience members.

I wish next year's FRC game would have more human interaction.

inkspell4

14-05-2013, 21:56

Granted but more human interaction consists of having robot controlling the humans

I wish the this wasn't my senior year

Celia

17-06-2013, 19:00

Granted, but now you must restart and repeat your entire education as a ~18 year old in kindergarten.

I wish I had a bowl of paprikas right now.

Grey Mann

22-01-2014, 20:26

Granted, but the paprikas are rotten.

I wish I had one of Hermaeus Mora's Black Books so I could go to Apocrypha.

Kuhnahtt

18-12-2014, 18:07

Then you would be put into an Elder Scrolls game, which would be okay for a few hours until you realize every single thing you were taught in AP Physics is a lie and everything is off. (Food flying across the room, fall damage totally off) and you can't walk down the road without being attacked even if you're carrying only uncommon gems.
(I really can go on about Elder Scrolls #probs)

I wish I could have 6 extra hours in the day during FRC season to finish my homework & study as well as being actively involved in FRC to help my team. :)