Make a wish...AND HAVE IT HORRIBLY CORRUPTED!!!

[Hiromi]

Okay, this is something I found out about a while back from another forum I used to be a member of. Pretty much, you make a wish, then the next person to post "grants" your wish, but twists the results so that it's basically messed up and demented. For example:

P1: I wish I had a million dollars.
P2: Okay, but on your way to deposit it, Russian ninjas attack you, slit your throat, steal the money, and throw your body in the ocean. I wish I could go to Japan.

And so on and so forth. It gets pretty amusing after a while. Okay, I'll start.

I wish people would shut up about Anna Nicole Smith.

[65_Xero_Huskie]

And when they do, they will just start talking about some other famous person and that person will get to popular and they would have been born with powers to control peoples minds and then they would start to take over everything and then you would wish they woulda just kept taklking about her.

I wish going to the movies didnt cost so much.

[Taylor]

Movies are really cheap when you stay at home and watch videos of yourself taking a bath when you were 1 1/2 years old.

I wish I was two inches taller.

[Billfred]

But that'd raise your center of gravity--and surely you've seen what happens with high centers of gravity by now.

I wish our arm had a fully-tuned PID loop and worked smooth as butter by now.

[DHarris]

Granted, but then your drive train and any other mechanical parts crap out with a little more than a week until the ship date and you guys are unable to fix them in time:ahh:

I wish my mentor would give me some spray paint so I can make our bot look all fancy shmancy.

[Travis Hoffman]

And you get that spraypaint, but your school has you arrested for vandalizing school property.

I wish the Cleveland Indians would win the World Series.

[Alex Cormier]

But then the browns feel useless from not having a winning season. (oh wait that happens every year... )


I wish i could make $35/hr with an entry level career next year.

[waiakea11]

okay but then when you enter you job, they will suddenly decide to close, then you will have no job.

i wish i could get more sleep

[raymaniac]

Ok, but by doing so you miss all your robotics meetings, and as a result, your robot isn't built on time.

I wish the snow wasn't cancelling my robotics meetings.

[Eric Finn]

Then all the snow would build up in the sky until it all dumps down on your robot when you take it outside after build season. :ahh:

I wish there were more things to do in my town. (You have to go out of town to buy clothes and basic computer components)

[ben_0614]

The surrounding towns will get mad because they are losing all of their business to your town and they will riot with pitchforks and torches and OI's to take over your robot and re-program it so you won't be able to compete in the competitions.

I wish that it would rain crazy flying green monkeys.

[Samara]

but if it rained crazy flying green monkeys then all the crazy flying pink monkeys would be lonely!

I wish I had a pet penguin :)

[Mister_Juggles]

Granted.... but it has rabies... and fangs... BIG fangs...


I wish I didn't have to go to school tommorrow (Friday) and just skip to the team meeting.

[Koko Ed]

Granted.... but it has rabies... and fangs... BIG fangs...


I wish I didn't have to go to school tommorrow (Friday) and just skip to the team meeting.

Granted:
But the school budget is used up plowing all the snow and since they see the robotics team isn't capable of building a functional robot (due to all the missed meetings) they cancel the program to save money.

I want to design a feature lenght animated movie that is Oscar worthy.

[MasterZahn]

Oskar worthy will not allow this to happen. (I don't actualy know who that is:) .)


I wish that I am able to build and rule my own empire of robots!:D

[legotech25]

but every good empire falls eventually...

i wish I could program

[blaise]

, but my programming skills formated my hard drive...

I wish I had a submarine...

[Taylor]

You have a submarine, and your friends are all aboard, many more of them live next door. Unfortunately, that means they all inhale salt water audibly.

I wish I had a pool table.

[crafty]

Granted, but the billiards and cue sticks are sold separately.

I wish I had 6 more weeks to learn how to drive our robot.

[Hiromi]

You get six more weeks, but you are in a horrible accident and experience extensive brain damage. As of tommorrow, you are a vegetable.

I wish they made iPod nano's in the color orange.

[nathan watson]

you got an orange ipod but the color orange gives you cancer

i wish i was chuck norris

[comwiz7]

You become chuck norris, but then you die of cancer too. You bought an orange ipod.

I wish I was tall.

[Hiromi]

You get taller, but everything, and everyone, gets shorter, and you walk hunched over all of the time because of the low ceiling, and all the kids at school make fun of you

I wish I had some Earl Grey

[gondorf]

granted but then the can of earl gray explodes and you die of poisoning ( dont know what earl gray is)
i wish that our robot was finished

[Grant Cox]

It is finished, but the FedEx truck gets t-boned on the way to its first regional. Your time, labor, and hard last-minute efforts to get it done are all shot.

I wish I wasn't so busy all the time.

[Hiromi]

Ok, well you aren't busy all of the time, in fact, you are a vegetable, doing nothing but sit on your couch all of the time, eating cheese puffs until you weight 500 lbs. and die of heart disease.


I wish our robot hadn't broken during competition so we might have actually gotten somewhere.

granted but then the can of earl gray explodes and you die of poisoning ( dont know what earl gray is)



lol Earl Grey is english tea.;)

[KarenH]

Your robot goes somewhere, all right. It flies out of the field and runs over the ref on its way to putting your state governor in the hospital. The governor came to the competition because he liked the invitation letter YOU wrote to him when you did Dean's homework.

I wish my family didn't spend quite so much time in robotics.

[Schnabel]

OK, but then you loose all of your ability to build and program robots, so you eventually just start doing nothing as the slow and painful process of not wanting to do something as much completely destroys your life and eventually kills you. But on the good side, at least you aren't doing robots as much anymore.

I wish that I would get a new computer soon.

[Cuog]

No worries the computer will be outdated in a month

I wish I could sing

[Eric Finn]

You can sing, but your tone fluctuates between 2 octaves too low and 2 octaves too high for what you're singing.

I wish any object could be programmed.

[Grant Cox]

Any object can programmed, which in turn means that all objects in the planet are buggy and don't work the first time, AND are susceptible to virii. The world is a terrible, unstable place.

I wish our robot didn't have weight/stability tradeoff issues =\

[raymaniac]

Ok, it no longer has weight/stability issues, but it now has movement issues and can only sit around in your home zone taking up space.

I wish I didn't get any homework in school.

[Travis Hoffman]

I wish I didn't get any homework in school.

But then your parents would make you do more work around the house.

I wish I could go to GLR this weekend. ;)

[kortlan]

but then you would spend all your money and miss work and get fired and end up living in a cardboard box out in the park

i wish the lonestar regional was sooner

[Dominicano0519]

by wishing it closer just makes it seem further away

i wish i have enough time to visit my team next year

[65_Xero_Huskie]

And then your team decides to leave the day before u get there and u dont notice and u waste your time trying to see them while they arn't there.

I wish Nationals will have a temperature of 70 degrees with sunshine all weekend.

[Bemis]

Ah, what a bad day for earth when the aliens attack with their giant magnifying glass death rays...

I wish I had the perfect unpoisoned cookie that would have absolutely no negative effects on my person in any way, nor to my family or other loved ones.

[Hiromi]

Ok, but you are so enthralled by your non-poison cookie that you don't notice the army of Yugoslavian llamas with rapiers charging at you. You are shish-kabobed my friend.


I wish my boyfriend didn't have to go to Japan :(

[Cuog]

Thats ok he was kidnapped by the Yugoslavian Army anyway

I wish I had a Mac

[Morgan Gillespie]

You have a mac.

I wish it was Thursday.

[65_Xero_Huskie]

You have a mac.

I wish it was Thursday.

Wow...that one was great :)

But if you wished it was tuesday then you would only have 2 wishes left.

I wish i could control things with my mind.

[KarenH]

You can control things with your mind...but only while you're asleep and dreaming. Yes...THOSE kinds of dreams!

I wish the telemarketers would pay attention to the Do Not Call registry, and stop calling me.

[Cuog]

Yes but you just put your phone number on a giant list of peoples phone numbers distributed to all telemarketing companies.

I wish I had more robots

[cooker52]

Yes, you get your robots only to find that they want to conquer all mankind.

I wish that we were all supergeniouses and didn't have to go to school. (It would help us make cool robots too :D)

[Bemis]

Wish granted. Unfortunately, the genie didn't know what a genious was, so he just made us all supergeniuses instead. Hope thats ok.

I wish for a new trombone.

[cooker52]

Wish granted gratefully, but all of the music in the world is destroyed and there is no longer any record or memory of any of it.:eek:

I wish that our band teacher would pic better music for us to play.

P.S. TROMBONES RULE!!!:D

[Zyik]

I wish that our band teacher would pic better music for us to play.


His version of better is Death Cowboy music that makes your eyes bleed, and has no trombones so you have to play the triangle.

I wish my World of Warcraft character had better gear.

[Taylor]

Fine. But there's a blackout in your neighborhood.

I wish I had a rabbit in a hat with a bat and a '64 Impala.

[cooker52]

No problem, but watch out, the rabit is man eating and has rabies and the bat is a vampire, oh, and they sold you a non-working, beatup 64'Impala.

I wish that my computers wer fully upgraded.

[Hiromi]

Granted...except they are upgraded to self destructing computers and when you touch it you die a horrible fiery burning death.


I wish I could drop out of high school and go straight to college.

[Zyik]

I wish I could drop out of high school and go straight to college.
You go to college for a month, then you're high school counselor sees you and forces you to become a freshman in High School again, making you start the 4 years all over again.

I wish that the TARDIS would land around here and I'd get to travel with the doctor.

(British TV show Dr. Who)

[whytheheckme]

I wish that the TARDIS would land around here and I'd get to travel with the doctor.

(British TV show Dr. Who)

The TARDIS is a figment of your imagination (actually, British T.V....) Sorry Dr. Who fans! It doesn't exist! (does look cool though)

I wish I could spend a day in Dean Kamen's house.

Jacob

[cooker52]

Unluckily for you, that is the same day that a bomb blows in his house.

I wish I got an XBox 360 and the new Halo 3 game for free.

[Hiromi]

Granted, but that makes Bill Gates very upset, and he hunts you down and shanks you with the Halo3 disk.

I wish I were a trillionare.

[KarenH]

Granted! But with your great wealth, you make Dean Kamen an offer to finance thousands of new FIRST teams and hundreds of regionals, if he will sell you his house. He agrees, you buy his house, move in, and get totally lost in it. Your skeleton is found 1 year later on Kickoff Day. You never get to see any of the new teams or regionals you financed.

I wish I knew for sure where I'm going to be staying in Atlanta this year.

[Cuog]

You know where you are staying, but you messed up on when and are a week late

I wish I had less stress.

[Sakura141]

your stress will get relieved, but something absolutely horrible will happen that will make you even more stressed out than before.

I wish my dog didn't slime everything she picks up XD

[Schnabel]

But then that would mean that she is dehydrated, which can kill her within a few days.

I wish I could think of a good wish.

[Hiromi]

Granted...but the wish isn't good for you, it's good for your ex, because you wish that you were dead.

I wish I hadn't finished reading all of my Bleach manga already...

[cooker52]

Wish granted, but this is the beginning of only reading half of all of the books you pick up, ending right on the cliff hangers.

I wish I had more summer time.

[Graham Donaldson]

Definitely time to restart this thread...

Wish granted, but now summer's 150 degrees and you're allergic to sunlight.

I wish this thread would keep active from now on.

[Taylor]

....so you spend every waking hour on Chief Delphi just so you don't miss the wit and wisdom of your CD peers, creating havoc in your home life, loss of job, family, and appetite.


I wish we had a four-day workweek and three-day weekend.

[Chief Pride]

sure, but now there is no time for robotics in the school curriculum

i wish there was no obesity

[Travis Hoffman]

i wish there was no obesity

But then you'd effectively put an end to Santa Claus, and 750,000,000 children would hunt you down and make you feel pain like you've never felt before.

I wish the Yankees and Red Sox weren't so arrogant and greedy in their expenditure of an embarrassment of excess resources to fund their megalomaniacal pursuit of ill-gotten gains. [Sub-wish] I wish Johan Santana would stay with the Twins so he could continue being the Indians' whipping boy for many years to come. [/Sub-wish]

[any chance I get, I take it :D ]

[Zyik]

Okay, but tomorrow morning you will wake up in an alternate reality that has never heard of baseball, or any sport including FIRST.

I wish my friend's hair become the correct shade of purple tomorrow. She's dying it.

[technoL]

Granted, but Nair got mixed into the dye and now she has no hair at all.

I wish that it would snow in Florida.

[vivek16]

granted but the world enters into an ice age and you all die.

I wish there was no selfishness.

[basicxman]

granted, but then every1 turns into ned flanders and you go crazy!

i wish the competition was at a later date (for FTC)

[EricH]

i wish the competition was at a later date (for FTC)Granted, but you now have so much time to work on your robot that you do a complete and total redesign every three weeks because "that won't work" and you do poorly while a robot with your last design wins the competition.

I wish I had more time to work on Aero Design...

[KarenH]

Granted--in fact, you have so much time to work on Aero you end up in the hospital with frostbite from too much time at the flying field paying attention to the PLANE and not the PAIN in your toes. :D

I wish I had something as interesting as Aero to do.

[vivek16]

granted... but underwater basket weaving takes up so much up your time and concentration that you forget to resurface to breathe and die...

I wish I had no wishes...

-vivek

[synth3tk]

Granted, and by doing so you receive socks and toothbrushes for christmas because your list is just a list.

I wish video games used motion capture suits.

[Branden Ghena]

Granted...but now your character is exactly as coordinated as you are, and while he can type 50,000 words a minute, he can't swing a sword to save his life.

I wish that wishes couldn't be corrupted in the first place, so instead of this wish I wish that the rule about not wishing for more wishes never existed, so instead of this wish I wish for 1001 more wishes!:cool:

[Joe G.]

Okay, but you'd feel compelled to use them all, and start wishing for useless things, and then get screwed up by all of your wishes, and get depressed, and wish that someone would have corrupted your wish for more wishes, so that you bring us back to where we started :)

I wish I was Dave Lavery

[Cooley744]

but then you would know the game hint early, and you would go mad, and you would lose total sanity.

i wish that i could play my guitar on the moon

[DonRotolo]

You can, but there's no atmosphere and the sound cannot be heard...

I wish I could realize my true potential

[kramarczyk]

Granted... In fact that happened a while a go... this is it. :eek:

I wish these voices I keep hearing would stop.

[JBotAlan]

I wish these voices I keep hearing would stop.

The voices you were hearing were real. Now you cannot hear anything at all.

I wish I could program autonomous to do exactly what I intend it to do.

[Graham Donaldson]

Yes, but then your team gets mad at you because they can't blame the programmers anymore. They mutiny, throw you off the team, send a mechanical guy to completely screw up/corrupt the code, and then send a rookie programmer to fix it.

I wish I didn't have to do my homework.

[Squab]

but then somekid would do it for you and fail you

i wish i could program

[synth3tk]

But then you'd lose your girlfriend, hate the sun, think in 1's and 0's, and receive all the blame for a faulty robot.

I wish I had $1,000,015 in stocks and bonds.

[Milaki]

Okay, but then the stock market would crash and all of your bonds and stocks would become worthless and you would have to live on the street.

I wish that I had an endless supply of Dew

[Schnabel]

Granted, only, you decided to try to out drink yourself, and you did, and in the end you died of caffeine poisoning.

I wish that I had an iMac.

[whytheheckme]

Granted, but its an original Bondi Blue iMac running OS 8.5 with Sherlock 2!


I wish vacation was over.

[Kingofl337]

Granted .....Except you have to catch a flight to the north pole for it to end.
But then, you have to sit between two large Albanian women with excruciatingly severe body odor
And the little kid in back of you keeps throwin' up the whole time
The flight attendants run out of Dr. Pepper and salted peanuts
And the in-flight movie is Bio-Dome with Pauly Shore
And, oh yeah, three of the airplane engines will burn out
And it'll go into a tailspin and crash into a hillside
And the plane will explode in a giant fireball and everybody will die!
(mostly by Weird Al)


I wish a had sharks with freak'n laser beams attached to their heads. But, the sharks are programmed so they can never harm me ever.

[vivek16]

they kill everyone around you and the lasers break robots. You are miserable.

I wish vacation lasted a week longer

[Milaki]

But then you have to wait longer to find out what the game is and then you would get 1 less week of build season

I wish Kickoff would be tomorrow

[JBotAlan]

I wish Kickoff would be tomorrow

But then all the teams that were planning on the 5th don't see the game at all, and FIRST has to re-release the game on the 5th, and your team, along with all the teams that went early, are disqualified to keep the playing field level...

I wish Linux had the ease-of-use that Windows has spoiled me with Ironically enough, Windows popped up a wireless balloon over this message as I was typing...Ubuntu would never do that...:D

[Schnabel]

Granted, but then, Linux gets to the point that it is no longer free, and every version of it has 12 versions of them, so you don't know what one to choose. Also, they all start with a BSOD ever 13 start ups.

I wish that the cold didn't feel so cold.

[JoeJank103]

But then you wouldn't know that it was cold, you would foreget a jacket, and freeze to death.

I wish i knew what to wish for.

[basicxman]

you did but then it never came true!!!
i wish for my own business

[EricH]

i wish for my own business
Granted, but you now have all the bills to pay, customers to attract, employees to hire and pay, equipment costs, and all the headaches.

I wish that this wish couldn't be corrupted.

[MiniNerd24]

Fine but only the first sentence of the reply. THIS MESSEGE HAS BEEN CORRUPTED!!!

I wish that I wouldn't mess up with my friends.

[synth3tk]

....................... Granted, but then you'd be so popular that they'd never leave you alone, ultimately making your privacy nonexsistent.

I wish our robot design was written in stone.

[Enigma's puzzle]

granted but then you drop the stone and it shatters

I wish would go to th championship in atlanta

[1337Nerd]

On the way to Atlanta your mode of transportation crashes and burns and everyone dies in the horrible explosion after.

I wish my one eyed friend had a laser eye.

[redtide]

wish granted but he accidentally uses it on you and you loose your eyesight

I wish to not have to do homework ever again

[Danielle H]

Granted, but your classmates found out you weren't doing homework and successfully assassinated you.
Sorry.

I wish I didn't have headaches all the time.

[synth3tk]

Granted, since all the pain from your head is now in your legs, leaving you in a state of immobility.

I wish the movies were like real life.

[Zyik]

Congratulations, now all movies are about aging accountants and their day to day life involving income tax. All of them.

I wish I could get strait A's in challenging interesting classes and participate as much as I do in FIRST.

[zakattacks99]

your wish comes true but you do so much work that you go crazy:yikes:
i wish that i had time to do school, first, and lacrosse

[jimbot]

ok but then they will decide that us humans are jerks and turn on you. This would not do because they would later kill you and elect their own leader and slowly destroy the world.

I wish I was REALLY REALLY smart

[basicxman]

granted but then your brain explodes :D

i wish to be on an FRC team :(

[Taylor]

Wish granted.
Enjoy the next 5 weeks.

:D



I wish I was a world traveller with an unlimited bank account.

[redtide]

granted but the hostel your staying at turns
out to be the one from the movie Hostel

I wish I was able to get more sponsors

[little.goetz]

Granted, but all your sponsors are from children's television shows, like teletubbies and barney. Now you must put their logos on your robot. Result? No one else will EVER sponsor you EVER again. Plus you get ridiculed for the rest of your life as a teletubbie lover!

I wish the universe imploded, but I was the last living surviver...floating in space forevermore.

[KoulFireChick]

Granted, but all your sponsors are from children's television shows, like teletubbies and barney. Now you must put their logos on your robot. Result? No one else will EVER sponsor you EVER again. Plus you get ridiculed for the rest of your life as a teletubbie lover!

I wish the universe imploded, but I was the last living surviver...floating in space forevermore.

granted, but then you couldn't breath and died

I wish I had black angel wings and was unbeat able and went to the underworld and was able to fight demons until the evil king stabbed me in the back in which case I"m not longer unbeatable but he's the only one who could kill me

[Zantork]

granted, but then you couldn't breath and died

I wish I had black angel wings and was unbeat able and went to the underworld and was able to fight demons until the evil king stabbed me in the back in which case I"m not longer unbeatable but he's the only one who could kill me

Granted,... you remember in your past that you had black wings when you were a baby, then when you go to the under world, it burns you on the way, then the demons rip you to shreds and take you captive and take you to the King. The king is a little butterfly that lands on you and the extra pressure on your chest kills you....:yikes:

Wish: I wish I can have More time with my girl-friend, and she stays the exact same and she cannot die!!!!!!!!....she is in first..... :)

[basicxman]

granted but then you have no time for FIRST!!!!!! :eek: :D

i wish for lots more vex!

[I'mbored.]

Granted/corupted- The kit was full of muffins! I wish that I had a cookie. It twas a normal cookie like teh kind you can buy at safeway.

[1337Nerd]

The cookie turns out to be poisoned and you die.
I wish first did battlebots.

[MiniNerd24]

Granted but during the first battle your whole robot is totaled with no way of repairing it.
I wish there were less idiots in the world.

[KoulFireChick]

Granted! but then there are so many smart people around you, their smartness starts to make you mad.

I wish I could have done my science fair project this year on animal behavor

[I'mbored.]

Granted/corrupted. You finish your project on animal behavior then it gets trampeled by rampaging Koalas and you didn't save any of it or have normal copys. My wish: I wish that I was invincibale. I had no problem with inmortality and I never got bored. ((1337Nerd: I said they were perfectely normal cookies. I'm pretty sure safeway dosn't sell poinsoned cookies...))

[little.goetz]

Granted/corrupted. You finish your project on animal behavior then it gets trampeled by rampaging Koalas and you didn't save any of it or have normal copys. My wish: I wish that I was invincibale. I had no problem with inmortality and I never got bored.
((1337Nerd: I said they were perfectely normal cookies. I'm pretty sure safeway dosn't sell poinsoned cookies...))

Granted (cookie), but you choke on the cookie, and the ugliest person in the world has to give you mouth to mouth to bring you back to life, not to mention he/she hasn't brushed their teeth in one (1) year.

Granted (invincable), but you go to safeway one day, craving a PERFECTLY NORMAL COOKIE, and get trampled by a passing herd of three-toed sloths. You are just a puddle, and soon the street sweeper sweeps you up. I'm sure you're going to have lots of fun being drank by the ugliest person in the world (who also happens to have immortality, and is constantly vomiting and drinking you. Forever. And ever. And ever.)

My wish: I wish that I'm in cyberspace, and get destroyed by a killer virus, but get respawned on the website for 17 magazine, and I DON"T like it.

[synth3tk]

Granted, but when respawned a few 1's and 0's get mixed up and you LOVE 17 magazine. Also, teh internetz faild, so you just turn into a lost molecule.

I wish smooth jazz was more popular than hip-hop.

[basicxman]

granted but smooth jazz is terrible

i wish for a complete robot lab :D

[Kittybot]

OK, but the robots will become evil and slay you when your back is turned! :D

I wish I could go to Hawaii!!

[Koko Ed]

OK, but the robots will become evil and slay you when your back is turned! :D

I wish I could go to Hawaii!!
http://www.greendiary.com/images/lava_magma_of_super_volcanic_eruption.jpg

I wish I could lose 50 pounds.

[cobrawanabe1699]

How am I supposed to corrupt that without getting banned???:ahh:


I wish I had more time to mountain bike

[Lions for First]

Done! while rideing your bike in the mountains you fall and crack your head open and die.

i wish i could fly

[Astarties]

Done! while rideing your bike in the mountains you fall and crack your head open and die.

i wish i could fly

but you have to wait forever to fly because you're randomly screened at the airport

I wish I had a chariot pulled by hundreds of small VEX Robots

[little.goetz]

Granted, but no one likes you so you have no one to control the hundreds of vex robots. You then promptly drive of a cliff and die.


I wish my mouse (computer) was broken, and always went to the "refresh" button when I tried to move it.

[cardinalman86]

It does, but then your network goes down because all the servers connected got a virus and completely fried all internet access and made the refresh button completely obsolete.

I wish that the space between Indy and Bloomington, IL would random disappear and they would come together so i could live near my gf.

[MiniNerd24]

Fine but(sorry bout this)
She gets a different boyfriend who crashes the both of them into a tree and she blames you for getting hurt in a car accident.

I wish that all the teams would send us some Funyuns (simply because I love funyuns!)

[SSMike]

Granted but they get lost in the mail and you never get them.

I wish that I had an undo button (not for the computer but for if I screw something up in life)

[MTGdiablo]

Granted, although you will use it on something stupid, such as tripping over a stick, and not verifying the amount of time you wanted between the undo and the time you wanted back, it undo's immediately to the point of impact between your foot and the stick, causing yet another trip, and forty-five stitches in your left leg.

I wish my speakers would play louder than they already are right now.(full volume)

[Taylor]

What?!?



I wish this wish doesn't become horribly corrupted.

[Kittybot]

Well, techincally that's not possible, because you didn't technically make a wish, therefore I can't corrupt it anyway! (So there, ha!!)

I wish that I could meet Hayden Christiansen

[Astarties]

Well, techincally that's not possible, because you didn't technically make a wish, therefore I can't corrupt it anyway! (So there, ha!!)

I wish that I could meet Hayden Christiansen


You get to meat him, but he's a major jerk and an idiot and doesn't even realize you're there


I wish our school would give us more funding instead of student council who waste it.

[jimbot]

I wish our school would give us more funding instead of student council who waste it.

They give it to you and your team becomnes rich and famous. But then they think you are to well off and take it all away leaving you with less than before.

I wish for a really long weekend. (longer than summer break). every weekend

[vivek16]

sigh... so do I

but... you forget what you learned the week before everytime and never learn anything.

-vivek

I wish I a swimming pool filled with orange jello (orange mind you, not that peach crap)

[MiniNerd24]

(I'm going by your poor grammar in saying you are a swimming pool...)
Granted you are now a pool of orange jello, except you are now gelatin that cannot live and so no one knows it's you and everyone in the world eats you(and dies).

[NOT WISH]I hope I don't get banned for this[/NOT WISH]
I wish I could date these hot roboticist girls. (Keep this the way it is)
(boy I wonder you all'll do to this one):rolleyes:

[basicxman]

done but they turn out to actually not to be so bright in robotics

[EricH]

Granted, but they are really good at everything you are not, and build a robot to chase you away from them after beating you up with your own tools.

I wish that this wish is not corrupted.

[Kittybot]

Your wish, (being yet again the same as my coach's, boiler) can technically not be corupted anyway becuase you technically never made a wish. Therefore, I couldn't corrupt it, even if I wanted to (and I really wanted to)!:p

I wish I could be the fastest runner on my cross country team.

[Astarties]

Your wish, (being yet again the same as my coach's, boiler) can technically not be corupted anyway becuase you technically never made a wish. Therefore, I couldn't corrupt it, even if I wanted to (and I really wanted to)!:p

I wish I could be the fastest runner on my cross country team.

granted, but you run so fast that you rip a hole in time and go into the future and technically come in last.

i wish my school wasn't being used as a caucus location today and the school let us meet

[Lions for First]

you meet today and the robot explodes with no way to fix it your team picks a freshmen and covers him in tin foil and calls him the robot

i wish KC wins the super bowl next year

[Kittybot]

Granted, but the year after, all the other teams try to beat them up because they're the defending champs. So all your team's players get severely injured, so your team sucks again

I wish I could grow 4 more inches:D

[KarenH]

Granted, but you grow sideways, and now all your clothes don't fit.

I wish the fashion designers would come up with sensible clothes, and size them to fit REAL people.

[elvin23]

They fit you with real clothes and the fabic loses color and breaks

i wish i had a toy that would kill all robots but mine

[amethyst23s]

Granted, but this toy that kills all robots but yours IS a robot, so it kills itself first. And probably takes you out with is as it self-destructs.

I wish Robotics season happened several times a year instead of just once.

[Newzealand38]

but then you'd have no life.
i wish they'd stop making pirates of the caribbean.

[Astarties]

but then you'd have no life.
i wish they'd stop making pirates of the caribbean.

wish granted, but instead they make another Haunted Mansion movie

I wish parts ordered online appeared instantly on a table in the robotics room at my school.

[Zyik]

Granted, but your standing on the table when they arrive and one of them materializes in your heart, killing you instantly.

I wish that someone posts after this post.

[Kittybot]

Definitely granted, but this person posting the post you wished for hates you!!! (secretly kidding, or am I?)

I wish that my teammates and coach would log on so I could talk to them.

[EricH]

Definitely granted, but this person posting the post you wished for hates you!!! (secretly kidding, or am I?)

I wish that my teammates and coach would log on so I could talk to them.
Granted, but boiler (your coach) finds out that you're on during class and chases you off.


I wish that the underclass Aero Design prototype was done...

[KarenH]

I wish that the underclass Aero Design prototype was done...
Granted, but because it's your birthday, a surprise giant birthday cake suddenly appears, squashing the poor little plane and filling it with frosting, which attracts a horde of ants, which swarm all over the wreckage, shorting out every electrical circuit within.

I wish I could be with you on your birthday.
(HAPPY BIRTHDAY, by the way!)

[Newzealand38]

Granted but while you are with him a horde of WOW addicts come charging in shouting Ron Paul.
i wish that Hillary Clinton would drop out of the elections.

[EricH]

I wish I could be with you on your birthday.Because I didn't get the chance earlier...
Granted, but you didn't bring the right clothing and you slip on the snow and ice, breaking your leg AGAIN, and then you freeze until someone drags you into a warm building.


i wish that Hillary Clinton would drop out of the elections.Granted--but now there is no debate about which Democrat will win. (Which, if you don't like the Dems, is a bad thing. If you do like them, it's a good thing.)

I wish that I could be with my team.

[little.goetz]

Granted, now you are stuck with your team forever...with no cookies!


I wish whenever I talked, I talked in italicization...

[Kittybot]

Granted, but the next day, everyone will lose their glasses/contacts, and the glasses/contacts factories clsoe down. So, nobody will be able to read your italicized print.:p

I wish my group leader let me, and the rest of our group, help him instead of doing nothing for 2 hours while he does something.

[Lord Byron]

He lets you help him, but it turns out he was doing something illegal and you all are arrested.

i wish I was really lucky (in a good way, no bad luck...)

[cardinalman86]

well, you steal all the luck from the lephricans and rainbows, so everything goes whack in the world and everybody else has bad luck and dies and you're all alone, poor you.




i wish time would stop and the world would stay as it is for eternity

[Mike Schreiber]

granted, but we never get a 2008 overdrive champion



I wish I wish I was a fish

[1337Nerd]

I wish I wish I was a fish
Granted but since you turn into a fish while on land you can't breathe and die. Then someone eats you.(Yum fish)

I wish I could finish my damned Computer Science Project.

[Kittybot]

You finish it, but when you weren't looking, your computer gets an evil virus, comes to life, and kills you before you turn your project in. Bummer!

I wish I was the Snowcoming Queen for our dance on Saturday. :(

[cardinalman86]

Granted, but then it snows fourteen feet, our dance gets canceled, and you can't go,.....sry 'bout ur luck.



I wish that i can get a gold this weekend at the solo and ensemble band contest.

[Newzealand38]

Granted but then you are scouted and given your 1 month of fame your team decides they work better with out you and you no longer get to compete in the 2008 overdrive comp.


I wish that our mini fridge would never run out of soda.

[Kittybot]

Granted, but you not only drink until you're sick to your stomach, but your teeth fall out 2 months later cause of all the sugar.

I wish I could go to my Robotics instead of Solo and Ensemble contest.

[Newzealand38]

Granted but when you get to robotics you burn out the transmission and aren't allowed back till next year.

I wish web sense would burn to the ground.

[1337Nerd]

Granted but when you get to robotics you burn out the transmission and aren't allowed back till next year.

I wish web sense would burn to the ground.

Here's an article you might like then...if you haven't already seen it.
http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=websense

Anyways back to the corruption.
Websense burns down but then comes back larger and more powerful than before.

I wish my team would stop making me get up at such blasphemous hours on the weekend to go "work" on the robot even though 99% of the time I do nothing but sit there cause there's no work to do.(And if there is, it's usually something I would end up botching so badly, they'd need other people to just fix my mistakes and do it, thereby making more work for everyone else.)

[Newzealand38]

Granted but while your sleeping your house catches on fire and burns to the ground with you still inside.

I wish i could explode things with my mind

[EricH]

Granted but while your sleeping your house catches on fire and burns to the ground with you still inside.

I wish i could explode things with my mind
Granted, but the first thing you explode is your mind.

I wish that the wind would die down.

[basicxman]

granted but then instead of having high winds you have a snow blizzard which snows in your school stopping you from having team meeting and working on the robot

i wish for a bowl of fruit loops

[MiniNerd24]

Granted, but your fruit loops are painted with lead paint and the bowl has cobras in it.(Now that's random)

I wish I could meet all the people from FIRST.

[Jethr0]

When you recieve your bowl of disgruntled mentors they rip you to pieces with a band saw (and you never got any sugar-coated cereal).

I wish our team wouldn't drink 9 liters of soda in 40 minutes.

[Kittybot]

Granted, but then they drink beer instead since they can't chug soda, they get drunk, go drive, and all die in a car accident. Then, since you feel guilty for making that wish and making your whole team die, you cause suicide. :D

I wish my running coach would stop asking me every day if I'm going to run, especially since I've told him every time I see him I only run on Mondays, Wednesdays, and Friday evenings.

[1337Nerd]

Granted, but then you forget about running, and get kicked off the team.

I wish they'd stop making me come to robotics when I don't want to...which is most of the time.

[basicxman]

granted but then you keep asking yourself in your mind "why dont i want to go to robotics"

^why would you not want to go to robotics^

i wish that my articles in Servo magazine are a sucess

[KoulFireChick]

granted: but they only stay sucssesful for so long then you end up going down hill from there and you become depressed and die...from chocking on chicken

(my boyfriend added the chicken part -_-')

I wish people would stop mistaking me for a guy at times

[cardinalman86]

granted, but then u go in for a check up and come out with a sex change, therefore being a guy and then everyone thinks ur a girl and u become depressed and jump off a building into a cross-dressing parade and no one notices


i wish we could take a haitis from school everyonce in awhile

[Taylor]

Granted, but only if you know how to spell "hiatus"

I wish we will be an alliance captain at this year's BMR

[Carlee10]

Granted, but then you pick your to teammates and their robots explode.


I wish that I didn't have a group of brainwashed zombie mean girls after me.

[Kittybot]

Granted, but later they meet brainwashed zombie mean boys and they tell them about you, so then the brainwashed zombie mean boys beat you up.

I wish my Grandma wasn't sick. :(

[MiniNerd24]

[NOT CORRUPTED](I really don't want to mess this up)[/NOT CORRUPTED]
Ok granted but your grandfather gets sick.

[whytheheckme]

Granted, but you wasted your wish because you didn't wish for anything :rolleyes:


I wish a virus (sickness, not computer) wasn't going around my team >.<

[Newzealand38]

Granted but then your computers catch an undetected virus and you have to reformat. (Bummer)

I wish ppl would comment on my youtube (http://youtube.com/watch?v=q_1f0yXjdpI) video.

[1337Nerd]

Granted but then it becomes so overflowed, youtube shuts down temporarily and has to remove your video due to excessive comments.

I wish my capture software worked so I could make a Halo 3 montage.

[basicxman]

Granted but then it becomes so overflowed, youtube shuts down temporarily and has to remove your video due to excessive comments.

I wish my capture software worked so I could make a Halo 3 montage.

granted but then you get a scratch on your halo 3 disc and can't play it!!!:eek:

i wish for a 2L of pop :D

[MiniNerd24]

granted your pop is given to you but it gets snatched up by your teammates for a chugging contest. Now you have none.

I wiish for people to stop spamming CD.

[cardinalman86]

granted, but then everyone decides to stop because of it and chief delphi is closed down, sry.




i wish humanities (a high school class that combines english/art/music/history into a high school class that makes u do a lot of work outside of class) would disappear of the face of the earth

[I'mbored.]

Granted, but then with no language arts you can't communicate worth crap and no one will hire you.
I wish I didn't have to do science fair at my school. ((It's required and it takes a butt load of work and is really irritating.))

[Carlee10]

Granted, but your mold experiment created the cure for cancer and you just threw it in the trash.

I wish I didn't get hurt while working on our robot.

[Kittybot]

Granted, but instead, your best friend on the team got hurt instead and went to the hospital. So now your friend is paralyzed for life because you made a stupid wish! :D

I wish that our basketball team didn't just lose against our rival school. :(

[1337Nerd]

Granted, instead they lost to a team much worse than yours and your basketball team is continuously mocked for losing it.

I wish Sakurai would just hurry up and announce Captain Falcon for Brawl already.(Super Smash Bros. for those who don't know what Brawl is.)

[Diriye]

Granted, but they delay the game another four months! :yikes:

I wish we didn't have to dissect Macbeth for English...

[Joe G.]

Okay, but then since it isn't happening in your english class, your favorite class' teacher will take responsibility for doing it and do it instead of something really interesting.

I wish that everyone did FIRST.

[basicxman]

granted but then there's no room for you to be on a team!!!!!

i wish for something cool to happen (that doesnt hurt me or ppl i know in any way)

[Kittybot]

Granted, but it gets so cool that "a stranger" loses feeling in his toes and fingers. His family finds out that you're the one that wished it to be so cool, so they tell the FBI and have you arrested for life! :D

I wish it was Friday already, because we have a field trip that day. :p

[DevilsTech99]

Granted but on Friday some scientists take you away to do random expieriments on you and you miss the field trip and are stuck in a lab the rest of your life because the expieriments went wrong and now your a horrible mutant freak:ahh:

i wish a girl i know would stop stalking me

[Diriye]

Granted, but now there's two girls you don't know stalking you. :eek:

I wish chocolate milk was the official drink of FIRST. :P

[MiniNerd24]

Granted but the FIRST staff drinks so much that they get sick and die and there isn't any more FIRST.(:ahh: :ahh: :ahh: )

I wish for a million wishes.(too wish for more wishes.)(This is legal)

[kanza624]

granted BUT you then wish you didn't have any wishes because you screwed over the world with your wishes.

I wish for... cake.

[program1]

granted but the cake was eaten by me

i wish i had a better computer

[1337Nerd]

Granted but then it turns evil and enslaves all of humanity and everyone turns on you for enslaving humanity.

I wish my Zune would come already.

[flyingcrayons]

its going to get lost, and fifty years from now they will finally find it and send it to you. you will be in the odd news section of the news.

i wish that i could be playing guitar hero right now

[1337Nerd]

You start playing it, but then you get a huge cramp in your hands and you can never play it again.

I wish our team wasn't so obsessed with safety.

[basicxman]

granted but then an accident happens and you die (you had that one coming to you)

i wish to have lunch

[Joe G.]

Sure, but then you get food poisoning.

I wish I owned a CNC lathe.

[aapl.jlo]

But right as you start it up, you notice a quarter under it, and while not thinking, grab it, but your shirt got wound around and crushed your arm and most of the rest of your body. Sad...

I wish I could actually get a job outside of Michigan...:yikes:

[kanza624]

granted, but then some crazy serial killer who is your doppleganger stumbles into the place where you work and kills some of your co-workers and you get fired.

i wish... that my team would win in Atlanta this year.

[Kittybot]

Granted, but your team becomes so famous for winning, that for the whole summer, poprazzi will ruin your life. Then immediately after the summer, your team is completely forgotten about. Your team feels so unspecial, that they see no reason why they should even try that year, so then your team totally stinks.

I wish that a boy I have a crush on in my Robotics team would fall in love with me too and ask me out.

[program1]

granted but then you find in 20 years when you get married he doesn't love you and leaves you forever

i wish we were done with our robot

[MiniNerd24]

Granted your robot is completed, but then you learn that most/ all of the rules change and you lose the first match.

I wish Valentine's day didn't cause so many people to block the hallways at our school.(Hint for corruption: they already crowd the hallways so think of something else.)

[KoulFireChick]

Granted, but once you finally make it to your class room on time for once you look down and you find you've some how lost your pants >.>

I wish people could like me for who i am and not what i pretend to be (I'm really not a jerk face, people just hate that i talk to much)

[flyingcrayons]

granted, but then people start to hate you for waht you are and want you to pretend ypu are someone else

I wish i could eat Taco Bell right now

[MiniNerd24]

Granted you eat lots of large bean burritos but the beans cause you to pass so much gas, you gas yourself (and anyone around you) till you pass out.

I wish I could get snowed in while building the robot and have the snow melt before we ship.

[Kittybot]

Granted, but it snows so much that the ceiling caves in from the pressure, so your whole team, plus your robot, is killed! :D

I wish that I didn't have strep throat right now so I could b at Robotics with my friends.

[basicxman]

granted but then you get strep throat again from yelling at people not building the robot properly

i wish for a snow day, it's freakn' -33 degrees celcius with windchill!!

[cardinalman86]

granted, but then you realize that ur meeting would be canceled and that means no robot building and eventually no robot. then u can't go to atlanta.

i wish i could sleep through school and not have to pay attention

[MiniNerd24]

Granted but when it comes to Finals you know absolutely nothing and fail, thus resulting in you taking the classes over again...and you have really hard classes to make up for that year.

I wish I were a ninja!

[flyingcrayons]

granted but then you have to go to japan for training and you can't be in FIRST robotics anymore :ahh:

i wish that the rain would not melt the snow

[1337Nerd]

Granted, but it then creates a layer of ice and you slip and break your neck.

I wish Valentines Day would just die.

[cardinalman86]

granted, but then u'll never find a wife, never marry, and die as a forty year old virgen


i wish that valentine's day was a lot longer than one day

[Kittybot]

Granted, but you eat all of the chocolate evreyone gives you (which is a lot), which clogs your arteries from the fat, so then you have a heart attack before you're 20! :D

I wish I had a boyfriend so I can get stuff on Valentine's Day and not feel left out. :(

[MiniNerd24]

Granted but he gets you all the things you hate and you eventually kill him.

I wish people wouldn't make such a big deal out of Valentine's Day. (They jsut won't be quiet about it )

[Carlee10]

Granted, but then no ever talks again and you go crazy on a violent spree because no one talks to you.

I wish that ship day is later than it is.

[Taylor]

Granted, but that just gives the team more time to procrastinate and goof off, and the robot's still not done.


I wish people weren't so violent in this thread. Seems like somebody's always killing something.

[Kittybot]

Granted, but without violence, you can't corrupt anyone's wish, so then this thread would no longer exist. :p

I wish my eye didn't hurt right now.

[DevilsTech99]

Granted but now your other eye hurts

I wish mechanical would hurry up so electrical can do their stuff

[JoeJank103]

But then there would be no room for the electronics on the robot because they were working to fast that didn't leave any space.

I wish i had a rocket launcher like the one that the prairie dog is holding in my picture.

[1337Nerd]

Granted, but then it goes off when you're pointing it at your feet and you die.

I wish my team would get me a better video camera.

[MiniNerd24]

Ok but because you have one you either get recruited to the army (get shot and die) or get arrested by the FBI.
I wish we would switch between chains and belts so much.

[Taylor]

If you don't use belts, how else do your pants stay up? Would you prefer suspenders?

I wish I would require less sleep to function

[Kittybot]

Granted, but because you don't need much sleep, you hardly sleep at all, you become cranky (but you can function alright, ...for you at least). Your wife asks you a question, but being cranky, you snap at her, then she gets mad at you and makes you sleep on the couch. Since you don't sleep, that doesn't bother you, so you're still cranky. You snap at her again, so now she's considering divorcing you. :D

I wish I had the power of a Jumper, so I can go where ever I want when I want. :p

[1337Nerd]

Ok, but then you misjudge something and end up at the bottom of Mariana's Trench and die instantly.

I wish I had the power of Alex Mercer:D. For those who don't know who that is(about 99% of you), here's a link for the game trailer. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yp-nQi9vGHI
Note: This game is still in production and has an RP rating, but there's no doubt it'll have an M rating. It's more violent than Gears of War.

[11Mort11]

I wish I had the power of Alex Mercer:D. For those who don't know who that is(about 99% of you), here's a link for the game trailer. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yp-nQi9vGHI
Note: This game is still in production and has an RP rating, but there's no doubt it'll have an M rating. It's more violent than Gears of War.

then someone will hack the game and change you to a rock

i wish i had another wish

[1337Nerd]

Ok but this wish turns out t be evil and does horrible things to you.

I wish I could do good in the Canadian Computing Contest tomorrow.

[Kittybot]

Granted, but the other Canadians become jealous of you, so they drown you in maple syrup in your sleep. :D

I wish that I didn't have 2 projects due on the same day! :mad:

[EricH]

I wish that I didn't have 2 projects due on the same day! :mad: Granted...you now have 5 projects due on the same day...and it's tomorrow...and you haven't started any of them.

I wish for more wishes.

[Carlee10]

Granted, but a 1,000 thieves steal your wishes and destroy the world.

I wish that the stupid people bugging me would no longer bug me.

[Kittybot]

Granted, but then different, more annoying people start bugging you and cause you to kill yourself cause they're so annoying. :yikes:

I wish I had more time to do homework.

[MiniNerd24]

Fine but then you have so much time that you don't have school and no longer need the homework.

I wish I could go to the Chicago Regionals this Thursday and Friday and Saturday.

[1337Nerd]

Granted but then a Bombardier airplane crashes(no surprise there) into the place where the Chicago regionals are being held.

I wish for less math homework.

[RoXmySoX]

ok, but less math homework will give you more time for english homework!

I wish that school was never created, invented, whatever...:(

[redtide]

granted but then First was never invented so there was no need for Ciefdelphi and now you are sitting at home wasting time.

I wish that the second week regional would get here sooner

[Cooley744]

if it was to come sooner, you would be bored after, longer.
I wish that seismographs would build themselves

[MiniNerd24]

(What???) Granted but there aren't anymore earthquakes which makes their existence redundant.

I wish that FIRST and CD would remain existent and I could be on my team forever.

[flyingcrayons]

granted, but you will never die, and when the world is swallowed by the sun in 6 billion or so years, you will still be there. That would hurt!!

I wish my team, team 1089 would win every competition we enter in this year!

[Kittybot]

Granted, but then next year your team totally stinks and you lose every competition you enter (you know, to balance it all out and all). :p

[Taylor]

Granted, but your lack of wish comes true when you open your next fortune cookie, and there's no fortune in it, and you drop over dead.

I wish over 1,000 people would sign the FRC license plate petition by the BMR and then buy the plate in 2009

[Kittybot]

Granted, but then they get their license plates and hate them. They throw them away, filling up the land fills all the way. So, then we have a national panic! They realize that you were the one that gave people the license plates in the first place, so you're sent to prison and are sentenced to the electric chair! :D

I wish that "someone I like" will like me back! :p

[flyingcrayons]

granted, but then you will get bored of each other

I wish i didnt have school tomorrrow morning

[Carlee10]

Granted, but then pirates raid your house ,and you know are doomed to be a scurvy pirate for all of eternity.

I wish that it wasn't raining, and that the water didn't seep through my shoes and socks.

[Kittybot]

Granted, but now it's sleeting outside, you get pelted on the head with sleet drops, instead.

I wish that I didn't have a Track meet tomorrow.

[Graham Donaldson]

Fine, no track meet, but now you have to run home to get something and end up running anyways.

I wish that I didn't have to do my SAT work, but I'd still do well on the SAT's.

[1337Nerd]

Granted but then they think you cheated on the SAT's and you fail anyway.

I wish for better skills with a sniper rifle in Halo 3.

[basicxman]

wish granted but then no one wants to play with you because you pwn them all

i wish you could play all the maps in single player mode of Battlefield 2142 (deluxe edition, anyone else have this problem?)

[Kersten]

Granted, but then your game system will break and you can't play the game at all.

I wish I could be the best Programmer ever!