CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #139

[Billfred]

Alright, next week it'll be on time for sure. (Hooray spring break!)

Here's the scores:

Rich Wong 85
EddieMcD 83
MissInformation 76
Wayne Doenges 76
Boiler 75
JaneYoung 72
Al Skierkiewicz 62
Steve W 61
Mocat1530 54
Lukevanoort 54
GaryV1188 52
Cuog 52
KathieK 51
Koko Ed 51
Skimoose 50
EricS-Team180 47
InfernoX14 46
Cody Carey 45
Hiteak 44
Jay H 237 38
Andy Baker 36
Dave Scheck 36
T. Hoffman 34
Dlavery 33
Andrew Blair 29
Goober!!! 29
efoote868 27
Joe Matt 27
Greg Needel 23
EricH 23
Rich Kressly 22
Icurtis 22
Mister_Juggles 22
KenWittlief 21
KelliV 21
Michelle Celio 20
“Big Mike” 18
Arefin Bari 18
Gary Dillard 17
Raymaniac 17
Jgjedi10 17
Schnabel 17
BlondeNerd 16
Dorienne 16
Kyle A 16
Rohith Surampudi 13
Thegathering 13
Jessica Boucher 12
Nehalita 12
Artdutra04 11
Barry Bonzack 10
Dylan 10
taylort 10
Lil' Lavery 9
Dhoizner 9
Elgin Clock 8
Alex Cormier 8
65_Xero_Huskie 7
anna~marie 7
Rick Tyler 6
Danielle H 6
Eric W. Jones 5
Imajie 5
Tytus Gerrish 5
Ewankoff 5
Killerofkiller 5
KarenH 4
Conor Ryan 4
trilogism 4
Beth Sweet 3
EricRobodox 3
Tkwetzel 3
1derboy 3
Bcahn836 3
Budda648 2
Calhounian 2
Daniel Brim 2
Graduns340 2
JBotAlan 2
Jonathan Norris 2
Kyle 2
LordTalps 2
Matt Krass 2
Mercury Rising 2
Pavan 2
Alex Burman 2
Astronouth7303 2
Freddy Schurr 2
MattD1Drift 2
Ogre 2
robotcanuck1676 2
SizzelChest330 2
Adam Richards 1
AndyB 1
AtalanteStar25 1
Brandon Martus 1
Courtneyb1023 1
Daisy 1
Djalamose 1
Eldarion 1
eshteyn 1
huff_dragon 1
Jack K. 1
Jeff 888 1
looneylin 1
Miketwalker 1
Team1591 1
tony.dalia.195 1
Wetzel 1
Worldbringer 1
Xzvrw2 1


And the picture:

http://www.chiefdelphi.com/media/photos/27501?

As always, the deadline is whenever I judge it, which will be after Saturday at midnight Eastern.

Go!

[GaryVoshol]

Mr Oreck auditions for Dancing With The Stars.

[Wayne Doenges]

Here we see Pete showing us his winning moves for the Housewife of the Year Award.

[i_am_Doug]

"And that, is how you use a vacuum safely."

[Taylor]

THAT'S what it's all about.

[Barry Bonzack]

Introducing the latest line of Rombas.

[JaneYoung]

Vacuum dancing is catching on with Pete. He was impressed with Jenny's clean sweep -
http://www.chiefdelphi.com/media/photos/tags/vacuum

and wanted to see if he could move with the Hoov

[Joe Matt]

After the embarasing, yet hilarious, failure at his senior prom, Pete uses his one big oppertunity to wow them one last time.

[BlondeNerd]

See, it IS cool to keep your pit clean!

[Koko Ed]

MAN:Forget the Roomba.
Who cares about the Scooba?
You want real innovation? Check this beauty out! You just click the button down here and move it back and forth with your arm and upper body. Not only are you cleaning your house but you are also burning away those unwanted calories. It's two inventions in one!How that's kids?
KIDS: Ooooooooooh!

[EricH]

This vacuum has driven wheels. They work when I hit this button--WHOOAAA! YAAAGGH! I FORGOT THE OFF SWITCH! SOMEBODY DISABLE THE FIELD!!!!

[Al Skierkiewicz]

So all this time, Pete had the placebo from 1997. (FYI for you youngsters, in 1997 there was a robotic vacuum cleaner that would drive around whenever three robots could not play on the field. The vacuum couldn't score any points but it could play defense against the other two robots.) Pete, I guess 10 years is long enough for the statute of limitations.

[Alex Cormier]

and for his next skit, pete will be goign to the kitchen and making a sandwhich!

[Dan Petrovic]

Unfortunately... it had to be done. Pete extended outside of the 72" x 72" box and was given a 10 point penalty, thus ending his vacuum dancing career... forever... 'tis such a tragedy to be told.

[Courtneyb1023]

oh vacuum, how i love thee...

[Rich Wong]

Beep, beep, beep. Gong!

Announcer, “Mr. Kieselbach, I am sorry to inform you that all three judges have disqualified you from the Rock-N-Roll Dance competition for violating rule G12.34,56.78, “Robotic dance partner must dance autonomously without the aid of external power sources.”

[EddieMcD]

Dance Judge: "Pete was excellent, but the vacuum sucked."

[efoote868]

Inspired by the series "Will It Blend", pete decided to try out a new thing... "Will It Suck". Oddly enough, it did.

[KathieK]

Does he do windows, too?

[Hiteak]

See what you can build with spare pneumatic parts!

[taylort]

MUST...CLEAN...FIELD...

[skimoose]

Pete shows his Gracious Professionalism moments after being yellow carded for a flagarant rules violation. Unreasonable entanglement hazard. :rolleyes:

[Cuog]

Ok I know we said think outside the box but you went too far twice, first that cord is waaay outside the magic 72x72 box second, the human player is not allowed to dance out on the field. I'd have to say its a 10 outta 10 for style, but minus several million for good thinking.

<not entry>Any Idea what movie(and perhaps book) that last part is from? :D</not entry>

[thegathering]

"Perhaps I can get this vacuum cleaner to follow my head in autonomous if I angle the light just right.."

[LordTalps]

A vacuum weighs more than air, TAKE THAT GRAVITY!

[Pavan Dave]

Ladies and Gentlemen, My date tonight and guest MC for the next match.

[Mister_Juggles]

Only the amazing "I Can't Believe It's Not A Street-Sweeper!" both cleans AND shines those hard to reach places. Here, you can even use it on your own head! Behold!

*Ooooh!* *Aaaah!* <------(Audience)

[raymaniac]

"Ok mom, I finished cleaning. Can I go out and play now?"

[whlspacedude]

This is a good example of a bad ramp.

[EricH]

I'd have to say its a 10 outta 10 for style, but minus several million for good thinking.

<not entry>Any Idea what movie(and perhaps book) that last part is from? :D</not entry>
<not entry> The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, perhaps?</not entry>

[MissInformation]

The real reason FIRST mentors are not asked to do infomercials:

Pete: "You folks are going to love this product, back by popular demand, it slices, it dices..."

Producer: "Will someone tell that idiot he's trying to sell a vacuum not Ginsu knives!!!"

[SizzelChest330]

(Jingle)... I wouldnt clean those bathrooms... and I wouldnt have to vacuum.. if I only had some hair! (/Jingle) :D

[Billfred]

Alright, I put the blame for this one entirely on the state of Florida. Who else could keep a guy who has to drive eight hours in their state until nearly 4:00 PM?

First place goes to:

So all this time, Pete had the placebo from 1997. (FYI for you youngsters, in 1997 there was a robotic vacuum cleaner that would drive around whenever three robots could not play on the field. The vacuum couldn't score any points but it could play defense against the other two robots.) Pete, I guess 10 years is long enough for the statute of limitations.

Second place goes to:

MAN:Forget the Roomba.
Who cares about the Scooba?
You want real innovation? Check this beauty out! You just click the button down here and move it back and forth with your arm and upper body. Not only are you cleaning your house but you are also burning away those unwanted calories. It's two inventions in one!How that's kids?
KIDS: Ooooooooooh!

Honorable mentions go to:

1) Pavan
2) boiler
3) Barry Bonzack
4) JaneYoung
5) MissInformation
6) Joe Matt
7) InfernoX14
8) Rich Wong
9) EddieMcD
10) efoote868
11) KathieK
12) LordTalps (1885)
13) Cuog
14) thegathering

And the burn award....

Only the amazing "I Can't Believe It's Not A Street-Sweeper!" both cleans AND shines those hard to reach places. Here, you can even use it on your own head! Behold!

*Ooooh!* *Aaaah!* <------(Audience)

Which means the scores are...

Rich Wong 87
EddieMcD 85
MissInformation 78
Wayne Doenges 77
Boiler 77
JaneYoung 74
Al Skierkiewicz 72
Steve W 61
Koko Ed 56
Mocat1530 54
Lukevanoort 54
Cuog 54
KathieK 53
GaryV1188 53
Skimoose 51
InfernoX14 48
EricS-Team180 47
Cody Carey 45
Hiteak 45
Jay H 237 38
Andy Baker 36
Dave Scheck 36
T. Hoffman 34
Dlavery 33
Andrew Blair 29
efoote868 29
Joe Matt 29
Goober!!! 29
Mister_Juggles 25
EricH 24
Greg Needel 23
Rich Kressly 22
Icurtis 22
KenWittlief 21
KelliV 21
Michelle Celio 20
“Big Mike” 18
Arefin Bari 18
Raymaniac 18
Gary Dillard 17
BlondeNerd 17
Jgjedi10 17
Schnabel 17
Dorienne 16
Kyle A 16
Thegathering 15
Rohith Surampudi 13
Jessica Boucher 12
Barry Bonzack 12
Nehalita 12
Artdutra04 11
taylort 11
Dylan 10
Lil' Lavery 9
Dhoizner 9
Alex Cormier 9
Elgin Clock 8
65_Xero_Huskie 7
anna~marie 7
Rick Tyler 6
Danielle H 6
Eric W. Jones 5
Imajie 5
Tytus Gerrish 5
Ewankoff 5
Killerofkiller 5
KarenH 4
LordTalps 4
Pavan 4
Conor Ryan 4
trilogism 4
Beth Sweet 3
EricRobodox 3
Tkwetzel 3
1derboy 3
Bcahn836 3
SizzelChest330 3
Budda648 2
Calhounian 2
Daniel Brim 2
Graduns340 2
JBotAlan 2
Jonathan Norris 2
Kyle 2
Matt Krass 2
Mercury Rising 2
Alex Burman 2
Astronouth7303 2
Courtneyb1023 2
Freddy Schurr 2
MattD1Drift 2
Ogre 2
robotcanuck1676 2
Adam Richards 1
AndyB 1
AtalanteStar25 1
Brandon Martus 1
Daisy 1
Djalamose 1
Eldarion 1
eshteyn 1
huff_dragon 1
Jack K. 1
Jeff 888 1
looneylin 1
Miketwalker 1
Team1591 1
tony.dalia.195 1
Wetzel 1
Worldbringer 1
Xzvrw2 1
whlspacedude 1
i_am_Doug 1


Onward!