CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #143

[Billfred]

Top ten reasons to procrastinate:
1)

...here's the scores:

EddieMcD 96
Rich Wong 92
Wayne Doenges 90
Boiler 83
MissInformation 82
JaneYoung 80
Al Skierkiewicz 78
Steve W 61
Koko Ed 59
GaryV1188 59
KathieK 58
Cuog 56
Mocat1530 54
Lukevanoort 54
Skimoose 52
InfernoX14 49
EricS-Team180 48
Hiteak 47
Cody Carey 45
Mister_Juggles 38
Jay H 237 38
Andy Baker 36
Dave Scheck 36
Joe Matt 34
efoote868 34
T. Hoffman 34
Dlavery 33
Icurtis 29
Andrew Blair 29
Goober!!! 29
EricH 27
Greg Needel 23
Rich Kressly 22
Raymaniac 22
KenWittlief 21
KelliV 21
BlondeNerd 21
Michelle Celio 20
“Big Mike” 19
Arefin Bari 18
Gary Dillard 17
Jgjedi10 17
Schnabel 17
Thegathering 16
Dorienne 16
Kyle A 16
taylort 15
Artdutra04 14
Rohith Surampudi 13
Jessica Boucher 12
Barry Bonzack 12
Nehalita 12
Dylan 10
Lil' Lavery 9
Dhoizner 9
Alex Cormier 9
Elgin Clock 8
65_Xero_Huskie 8
anna~marie 7
Rick Tyler 6
Pavan 6
Danielle H 6
Eric W. Jones 5
Imajie 5
Tytus Gerrish 5
Ewankoff 5
Killerofkiller 5
trilogism 5
KarenH 4
LordTalps 4
wpdrummer 4
Conor Ryan 4
Beth Sweet 3
EricRobodox 3
Tkwetzel 3
1derboy 3
Bcahn836 3
SizzelChest330 3
Budda648 2
Calhounian 2
Daniel Brim 2
Graduns340 2
JBotAlan 2
Jonathan Norris 2
Kyle 2
Matt Krass 2
Mercury Rising 2
ALIBI 2
Don Rotolo 2
Alex Burman 2
Astronouth7303 2
Courtneyb1023 2
Freddy Schurr 2
MattD1Drift 2
Ogre 2
robotcanuck1676 2
Zyik 2
Adam Richards 1
AndyB 1
AtalanteStar25 1
Brandon Martus 1
Daisy 1
Djalamose 1
Eldarion 1
eshteyn 1
huff_dragon 1
i_am_Doug 1
Jack K. 1
Jeff 888 1
looneylin 1
Miketwalker 1
Peter Matteson 1
Team1591 1
tony.dalia.195 1
Wetzel 1
whlspacedude 1
Worldbringer 1
Xzvrw2 1
fluffy 1


And the picture:

http://www.chiefdelphi.com/media/photos/19892

As always, the deadline is theoretically Saturday at midnight EDT.

Go!

[Joe Matt]

Freshman Animation Unit 15: DONE
Freshman Animation Unit 16: Awaiting fresh hoodie supply

[EricH]

Haircutting unit: $10,000
Transport for said haircutting unit: Through the roof
Watching freshmen wander into it: Priceless

For everything else, there's Koko Ed...

[Kyle]

Finally after years of searching engineers have found a way to get haircuts, now they just need to find one to give out good haircuts... :)

[JaneYoung]

Team member: While playing a game of checkers with KoKo Ed all I said was,
'king me' and this is what happened.

Warning - if you play checkers with KoKo Ed, you may get crowned by a robotic arm while he sits and chuckles.

[fluffy]

How many times to I have to tell you that Hoang is NOT a ringer?

[EddieMcD]

"See, this is what hapens when you forget to wear your forehead protectors."

[Wayne Doenges]

Robot: *thinks* "I wonder if these soft robots are built like me?"
Hoang: "Is it just me or is that robot gesturing for me to come over?"
Robot: "Here comes one of them now. I'll just unscrew it's sensory package and look inside"
Hoang: "HELP!! It's trying to take my head off!!!"

[Travis Hoffman]

"I went to a robotics competition, and all I got was this stupid hat."

[GaryVoshol]

In the GM Superbowl ad, the fired robot wakes up and finds he didn't make a mistake. In reality, he was canned and went postal.

[65_Xero_Huskie]

"This is an example of what NOT to do when the robot is live."
"Now where did my hair go?"

[Taylor]

Things this machine does not do:
1. Cone of Silence.
2. Matrix-esque data entry.
3. Give the user a permanent.
4. Unscrew the user's head like a bottle cap
5. Administer superior mental powers

Things this machine does do:
1. Makes anyone posing with it look like a total doofus

[Koko Ed]

http://www.chiefdelphi.com/media/img/cf0/cf0ba0eb221a1490f41bec0a46412995_m.jpg
The X-Cats thought they we're clever combining the human player with the actual robot but that idea was quickly shot down in the Q&A. So it was back to the drawing board for them and hours of expensive and painful surgurey for Hoang.

[Dan Petrovic]

This robotic arm actually has speakers, but we can't control what they play. All we've heard so far is something that sounds just like 'I Want to Hold Your Hand' by The Beatles. The only difference isn't a very noticable one. It replaces 'I want to hold your hand' with 'I want to hold your head'

[Mister_Juggles]

Boom.

Headshot.

[raymaniac]

Robots are tired of being controlled by humans and are taking over. This is another attempt to rid the world of "useless human" and establish themselves as superior.

Don't believe me? Remember this (http://www.chiefdelphi.com/media/photos/20492) picture from Caption Contest #117 back in October?

It won't be long before they rule the world (at least for a couple of hours before all their batteries die).

[BlondeNerd]

Shortly afterwards:

Dr. Frankenstein: Igor, would you mind telling me whose brain I did put in?
Igor: And you won't be angry?
Dr. Frankenstein: I will NOT be angry.
Igor: Abby someone.
Dr. Frankenstein: Abby someone. Abby who?
Igor: Abby Normal.
Dr. Frankenstein: Do you mean to tell me that I put an abnormal brain into an, 8 foot tall, 300 pound, GORILLA?!!!

[taylort]

"Hey, guys, I found him! You're it!"

[SizzelChest330]

Maybe...... Humans learned how to suck out robot intelligence through reverse psychology...

[efoote868]

People do stupid things. Like pay to much for home phone service. So switch to vonage.

Woo-hoo, woo - hoo - hooo, Woo-hoo, woo-hoo-hoo.

[whytheheckme]

Boom.

Headshot.

I CAN DANCE ALL DAY! I CAN DANCE ALL DAY! TRY AND HIT ME! TRY AND HIT ME!

As far as my caption...

When Hoang awoke from a deep sleep in which he could not remember the night before, he felt a strange device attached to his head. When he asked the lead Mechanical Mentor on his team what was wrong with his head, the mentor simply shrugged and said "It's programming team's problem."

[Schnabel]

General Motors finally realized that maybe Robots were not the real way to modernize.

[EricS-Team180]

dum da dee dee deeeeee Inspector Hoang, dum da dee dee deeeee, , dee dee!

[Mister_Juggles]

People do stupid things. Like pay to much for home phone service. So switch to vonage.

Woo-hoo, woo - hoo - hooo, Woo-hoo, woo-hoo-hoo.

<notanentry> Pure genius! This is my new favorite post ever! </notanentry>

[MissInformation]

Back in my day all you got from a claw machine was a stuffed animal...

[Cuog]

Robot, spit that out, you don't know where that freshman has been!

[Jay H 237]

No Disassemble Johnny Five!!!:eek:

[Al Skierkiewicz]

One of the first computers (At White Sands during the Manhattan Project) was used to play games. When you give an engineer a machine and a bunch of free time, he will find a senseless use for the hardware. Here we see a demonstration of a $50,000 industrial robot being used to scratch an itch.

[Billfred]

Hey, there's still daylight!

First place goes to:

"I went to a robotics competition, and all I got was this stupid hat."

Second place goes to:

Back in my day all you got from a claw machine was a stuffed animal...

Honorable mentions go to:

1) Joe Matt
2) JaneYoung
3) Al Skierkiewicz
4) Cuog
5) BlondeNerd
6) taylort
7) EddieMcD
8) Wayne Doenges
9) GaryV1188
10) Koko Ed
11) InfernoX14
12) raymaniac

And the burn award...

Things this machine does not do:
1. Cone of Silence.
2. Matrix-esque data entry.
3. Give the user a permanent.
4. Unscrew the user's head like a bottle cap
5. Administer superior mental powers

Things this machine does do:
1. Makes anyone posing with it look like a total doofus

Which means the scores are:

Name Total
EddieMcD 99
Rich Wong 92
Wayne Doenges 92
MissInformation 87
Boiler 86
JaneYoung 82
Al Skierkiewicz 80
Steve W 61
Koko Ed 61
GaryV1188 61
KathieK 58
Cuog 58
Mocat1530 54
Lukevanoort 54
Skimoose 52
InfernoX14 51
EricS-Team180 49
Hiteak 47
Cody Carey 45
Travis Hoffman 44
Mister_Juggles 39
Jay H 237 39
Andy Baker 36
Dave Scheck 36
Joe Matt 36
efoote868 35
Dlavery 33
Icurtis 29
Andrew Blair 29
Goober!!! 29
EricH 28
Raymaniac 24
Greg Needel 23
BlondeNerd 23
Rich Kressly 22
KenWittlief 21
KelliV 21
Michelle Celio 20
“Big Mike” 19
Arefin Bari 18
Schnabel 18
Gary Dillard 17
taylort 17
Jgjedi10 17
Thegathering 16
Dorienne 16
Kyle A 16
Artdutra04 14
Rohith Surampudi 13
Jessica Boucher 12
Barry Bonzack 12
Nehalita 12
Dylan 10
Lil' Lavery 9
Dhoizner 9
65_Xero_Huskie 9
Alex Cormier 9
Elgin Clock 8
anna~marie 7
Rick Tyler 6
Pavan 6
Danielle H 6
Eric W. Jones 5
Imajie 5
Tytus Gerrish 5
Ewankoff 5
Killerofkiller 5
trilogism 5
KarenH 4
LordTalps 4
wpdrummer 4
Conor Ryan 4
SizzelChest330 4
Beth Sweet 3
EricRobodox 3
Kyle 3
Tkwetzel 3
1derboy 3
Bcahn836 3
ALIBI 2
Budda648 2
Calhounian 2
Daniel Brim 2
Don Rotolo 2
Graduns340 2
JBotAlan 2
Jonathan Norris 2
Matt Krass 2
Mercury Rising 2
Alex Burman 2
Astronouth7303 2
Courtneyb1023 2
fluffy 2
Freddy Schurr 2
MattD1Drift 2
Ogre 2
robotcanuck1676 2
Zyik 2
Adam Richards 1
AndyB 1
AtalanteStar25 1
Brandon Martus 1
Daisy 1
Djalamose 1
Eldarion 1
eshteyn 1
huff_dragon 1
i_am_Doug 1
Jack K. 1
Jeff 888 1
looneylin 1
Miketwalker 1
Peter Matteson 1
Team1591 1
tony.dalia.195 1
Wetzel 1
whlspacedude 1
whytheheckme 1
Worldbringer 1
Xzvrw2 1


Onward!