CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #144

[Billfred]

WELCOME TO THE GEORGIA DOME, BA-BY!

Sir Charlesisms completed, here's the scores:

Name Total
EddieMcD 99
Rich Wong 92
Wayne Doenges 92
MissInformation 87
Boiler 86
JaneYoung 82
Al Skierkiewicz 80
Steve W 61
Koko Ed 61
GaryV1188 61
KathieK 58
Cuog 58
Mocat1530 54
Lukevanoort 54
Skimoose 52
InfernoX14 51
EricS-Team180 49
Hiteak 47
Cody Carey 45
Travis Hoffman 44
Mister_Juggles 39
Jay H 237 39
Andy Baker 36
Dave Scheck 36
Joe Matt 36
efoote868 35
Dlavery 33
Icurtis 29
Andrew Blair 29
Goober!!! 29
EricH 28
Raymaniac 24
Greg Needel 23
BlondeNerd 23
Rich Kressly 22
KenWittlief 21
KelliV 21
Michelle Celio 20
“Big Mike” 19
Arefin Bari 18
Schnabel 18
Gary Dillard 17
taylort 17
Jgjedi10 17
Thegathering 16
Dorienne 16
Kyle A 16
Artdutra04 14
Rohith Surampudi 13
Jessica Boucher 12
Barry Bonzack 12
Nehalita 12
Dylan 10
Lil' Lavery 9
Dhoizner 9
65_Xero_Huskie 9
Alex Cormier 9
Elgin Clock 8
anna~marie 7
Rick Tyler 6
Pavan 6
Danielle H 6
Eric W. Jones 5
Imajie 5
Tytus Gerrish 5
Ewankoff 5
Killerofkiller 5
trilogism 5
KarenH 4
LordTalps 4
wpdrummer 4
Conor Ryan 4
SizzelChest330 4
Beth Sweet 3
EricRobodox 3
Kyle 3
Tkwetzel 3
1derboy 3
Bcahn836 3
ALIBI 2
Budda648 2
Calhounian 2
Daniel Brim 2
Don Rotolo 2
Graduns340 2
JBotAlan 2
Jonathan Norris 2
Matt Krass 2
Mercury Rising 2
Alex Burman 2
Astronouth7303 2
Courtneyb1023 2
fluffy 2
Freddy Schurr 2
MattD1Drift 2
Ogre 2
robotcanuck1676 2
Zyik 2
Adam Richards 1
AndyB 1
AtalanteStar25 1
Brandon Martus 1
Daisy 1
Djalamose 1
Eldarion 1
eshteyn 1
huff_dragon 1
i_am_Doug 1
Jack K. 1
Jeff 888 1
looneylin 1
Miketwalker 1
Peter Matteson 1
Team1591 1
tony.dalia.195 1
Wetzel 1
whlspacedude 1
whytheheckme 1
Worldbringer 1
Xzvrw2 1


And the picture:

http://www.chiefdelphi.com/media/photos/24805

As always, the deadline is nominally Saturday at midnight EDT. And, as is traditional at the Championship, I'll accept any hand-delivered entries. (I'll be working DaVinci, but I always make at least one lap of the pits.)

Go!

[JaneYoung]

Dr. Flowers:
My grandmother would be so proud of me. Look, I'm in a tux and I washed my hands, see?

[Koko Ed]

http://www.chiefdelphi.com/media/img/e4a/e4abfe315388d4ab15d4b459266ede43_m.jpg
Someone should have informed Woddie that they were doing the Macarena, not the robot.

[BlondeNerd]

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar? Looks like Dr. Flowers is empty-handed.

[GaryVoshol]

The imposter sign language interpreter was exposed when she mimicked the speaker's gestures.

[EddieMcD]

"What, no Tuxedo Kamen (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tuxedo_Kamen)?"

<not entry>Yeah, I know it's pronounced differently, but I've been waiting almost 3 years to use that one :p</not entry>

[Wayne Doenges]

"Doc, the last thing I remember, before I lost consiousness, was "We will catch you, trust us."

[Hiteak]

Woodie: I'm so close to doing the Joe Matt pose.

[Taylor]

Nobody was brave enough to tell him that's not how you do the YMCA.

[EricH]

You know you're behind the times when a judge teaches you the latest dance moves.

[skimoose]

http://www.chiefdelphi.com/media/img/e4a/e4abfe315388d4ab15d4b459266ede43_m.jpg

Woodie asks for a second opinion;

Wait! This can't be Kickoff, look NO SNOW! :p

[Schnabel]

Dean: OMG, there he goes again.

[efoote868]

Well, here we see everyone... except for Dave, who was on a KK run.

[James1902]

Woody:"go watch matches, walk through pits, walk through pits, watch matches, argg it's so hard to decide!!!"

[MissInformation]

Today on Modern Fairy Tale Theater: "The Emperor's New Robotics Award"
When FIRST realizes they forgot to have awards made for the FRC competition, they send Woodie Flowers out with "magical" awards, awards that can only be seen by those who are truly graciously professional.

[Rich Wong]

At the Championship, Woodie entertained the crowd by attempting some hypnotism on a volunteer judge.

Woodie, “Now, hold both hands out and juggle these invisible poof-balls and sing “Let Me Entertain You.”

(Silence)

John, Dean, Paul in unison," Let me entertain you
Let me make you smile
Let me do a few tricks
Some old and some new tricks
I’m very versatile........"

[Zyik]

Woodie- Now look Dean, If I'm going to dance you should to.
Dean- Right...

[Cuog]

Ask and ye shall receive, the miracles of gracious professionalism

[Dan Petrovic]

"Dean isn't the one dressed formally, why isn't he dancing?"

[Mister_Juggles]

Despite Woodie's efforts, it is against tradition for any royalty of North Dumpling to dance. It simply cannot be done.

[Al Skierkiewicz]

"C'mon Woodie, you have to put some hip action into it! Like this..."

[Rich Wong]

<not an entry>
Due to significance injuries sustained from a clip-board at the Championship, we have to invoke the “I’m recovering from school, a regional, or an injury” rule for BILL!

http://www.chiefdelphi.com/media/photos/28325?

(not an entry>

[Billfred]

Alright, alright, I'm invoking the Billfred Is Working Way Too Much Rule (obviously). Championships can kill 'ya. ;)

First place goes to:

Today on Modern Fairy Tale Theater: "The Emperor's New Robotics Award"
When FIRST realizes they forgot to have awards made for the FRC competition, they send Woodie Flowers out with "magical" awards, awards that can only be seen by those who are truly graciously professional.

(And for anyone who saw me playing Heidi in air hockey on Friday night, it should be noted that she beat me. Didn't help her case, trust me. ;))

Second place goes to:

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar? Looks like Dr. Flowers is empty-handed.

Honorable mentions go to:

1) JaneYoung
2) EddieMcD
3) Wayne Doenges
4) skimoose
5) GaryV1188
6) Hiteak
7) efoote868
8) Rich Wong
9) Koko Ed

And the burn award...

You know you're behind the times when a judge teaches you the latest dance moves.

Which means the scores are:

EddieMcD 101
MissInformation 97
Rich Wong 94
Wayne Doenges 94
Boiler 87
JaneYoung 84
Al Skierkiewicz 81
Koko Ed 63
GaryV1188 63
Steve W 61
Cuog 59
KathieK 58
Mocat1530 54
Lukevanoort 54
Skimoose 54
InfernoX14 52
EricS-Team180 49
Hiteak 49
Cody Carey 45
Travis Hoffman 44
Mister_Juggles 40
Jay H 237 39
efoote868 37
Andy Baker 36
Dave Scheck 36
Joe Matt 36
Dlavery 33
EricH 31
Icurtis 29
Andrew Blair 29
Goober!!! 29
BlondeNerd 28
Raymaniac 24
Greg Needel 23
Rich Kressly 22
KenWittlief 21
KelliV 21
Michelle Celio 20
“Big Mike” 19
Schnabel 19
Arefin Bari 18
Gary Dillard 17
taylort 17
Jgjedi10 17
Thegathering 16
Dorienne 16
Kyle A 16
Artdutra04 14
Rohith Surampudi 13
Jessica Boucher 12
Barry Bonzack 12
Nehalita 12
Dylan 10
Lil' Lavery 9
Dhoizner 9
65_Xero_Huskie 9
Alex Cormier 9
Elgin Clock 8
anna~marie 7
Rick Tyler 6
Pavan 6
Danielle H 6
Eric W. Jones 5
Imajie 5
Tytus Gerrish 5
wpdrummer 5
Ewankoff 5
Killerofkiller 5
trilogism 5
KarenH 4
LordTalps 4
Conor Ryan 4
SizzelChest330 4
Beth Sweet 3
EricRobodox 3
Kyle 3
Tkwetzel 3
1derboy 3
Bcahn836 3
Zyik 3
ALIBI 2
Budda648 2
Calhounian 2
Daniel Brim 2
Don Rotolo 2
Graduns340 2
JBotAlan 2
Jonathan Norris 2
Matt Krass 2
Mercury Rising 2
Alex Burman 2
Astronouth7303 2
Courtneyb1023 2
fluffy 2
Freddy Schurr 2
MattD1Drift 2
Ogre 2
robotcanuck1676 2
Adam Richards 1
AndyB 1
AtalanteStar25 1
Brandon Martus 1
Daisy 1
Djalamose 1
Eldarion 1
eshteyn 1
huff_dragon 1
i_am_Doug 1
Jack K. 1
Jeff 888 1
looneylin 1
Miketwalker 1
Peter Matteson 1
Team1591 1
tony.dalia.195 1
Wetzel 1
whlspacedude 1
whytheheckme 1
Worldbringer 1
Xzvrw2 1


Onward!