CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #145

[Billfred]

It's still Monday! ;)

Here's the scores are:

EddieMcD 101
MissInformation 97
Rich Wong 94
Wayne Doenges 94
Boiler 87
JaneYoung 84
Al Skierkiewicz 81
Koko Ed 63
GaryV1188 63
Steve W 61
Cuog 59
KathieK 58
Mocat1530 54
Lukevanoort 54
Skimoose 54
InfernoX14 52
EricS-Team180 49
Hiteak 49
Cody Carey 45
Travis Hoffman 44
Mister_Juggles 40
Jay H 237 39
efoote868 37
Andy Baker 36
Dave Scheck 36
Joe Matt 36
Dlavery 33
EricH 31
Icurtis 29
Andrew Blair 29
Goober!!! 29
BlondeNerd 28
Raymaniac 24
Greg Needel 23
Rich Kressly 22
KenWittlief 21
KelliV 21
Michelle Celio 20
“Big Mike” 19
Schnabel 19
Arefin Bari 18
Gary Dillard 17
taylort 17
Jgjedi10 17
Thegathering 16
Dorienne 16
Kyle A 16
Artdutra04 14
Rohith Surampudi 13
Jessica Boucher 12
Barry Bonzack 12
Nehalita 12
Dylan 10
Lil' Lavery 9
Dhoizner 9
65_Xero_Huskie 9
Alex Cormier 9
Elgin Clock 8
anna~marie 7
Rick Tyler 6
Pavan 6
Danielle H 6
Eric W. Jones 5
Imajie 5
Tytus Gerrish 5
wpdrummer 5
Ewankoff 5
Killerofkiller 5
trilogism 5
KarenH 4
LordTalps 4
Conor Ryan 4
SizzelChest330 4
Beth Sweet 3
EricRobodox 3
Kyle 3
Tkwetzel 3
1derboy 3
Bcahn836 3
Zyik 3
ALIBI 2
Budda648 2
Calhounian 2
Daniel Brim 2
Don Rotolo 2
Graduns340 2
JBotAlan 2
Jonathan Norris 2
Matt Krass 2
Mercury Rising 2
Alex Burman 2
Astronouth7303 2
Courtneyb1023 2
fluffy 2
Freddy Schurr 2
MattD1Drift 2
Ogre 2
robotcanuck1676 2
Adam Richards 1
AndyB 1
AtalanteStar25 1
Brandon Martus 1
Daisy 1
Djalamose 1
Eldarion 1
eshteyn 1
huff_dragon 1
i_am_Doug 1
Jack K. 1
Jeff 888 1
looneylin 1
Miketwalker 1
Peter Matteson 1
Team1591 1
tony.dalia.195 1
Wetzel 1
whlspacedude 1
whytheheckme 1
Worldbringer 1
Xzvrw2 1


And the picture:

http://www.chiefdelphi.com/media/photos/28340

As always, the deadline is theoretically Saturday at midnight.

Go!

[Joe Matt]

Woodie: Make sure to leave the 15% tip, I did that last year, it's your turn now.

[Kyle]

Dean: Delta just found my Bags, now I can wear something other then jeans.

[Michelle Celio]

http://www.chiefdelphi.com/media/img/45a/45aa5d4164b2a12276cb59488c8364a5_m.jpg

Dean: "What are all these charges? Plane ticket NJ --> GA ... long distance phone calls from the Ritz to a VA cell phone? LIBBY KAMEN WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN UP TO?"

[JaneYoung]

Dean:
A speeding ticket for my Segway?
I wasn't speeding, I was just...
are you sure about this?
This is the pits.

[GaryVoshol]

"Gentlemen, you will have to leave now. This is a restricted area and you don't have passes."

[Dan Petrovic]

The note reads: "To Dean

I had to leave early. There's a GDC meeting for the 2008 game.

-Dave"

[Mike Schroeder]

Dear Uncle Dean,


All i want for my birthday is my own island

Love
Libby


P.s. If I don't get it I'm sending "Big Mike" to bear hug you

[Libby K]

Dear Uncle Dean,


All i want for my birthday is my own island

Love
Libby


P.s. If I don't get it I'm sending "Big Mike" to bear hug you

not an entry:

Mike, how did you get a copy of that letter?
[p.s. guys, it's September 24th. Sweet 16!]

/not an entry.

[Zyik]

Dean- Another autograph? All right, wheres that pen...

[EricH]

Dean: Paul, I hate to say this, but if I wanted a Segway handle, I'd just go down to DEKA.

Paul: OK, how about I make that certificate good for a full Segway built by a team?

[Cuog]

Joke's on you, this is Woddie's Credit Card.

[taylort]

Guy in yellow -- "Happy belated birthday, Mr. Kamen. It's too late for a gift, but I'll give you this niiiiiiiiiice piece of paper---HA, got you, now you have to pay."

[Steve W]

Dean receives his invitation to the Worlds Worse Dresser event. John gets a howl out of it but the rest of FIRST turn their backs on Dean. Oh the shame of being shunned by those you are attempting to inspire.

[Taylor]

It's a warrant for his arrest for greenlighting those horrid FIRST theme songs.

[artdutra04]

Dean: "Yes! After every fourth Championship Event here I get a free Ben and Jerry's ice cream coupon!"

[thegathering]

"Stop laughing! :( "

[Wayne Doenges]

After Dean received the bill for the championship he opened his wallet and said, "Do you take cash?"

[BlondeNerd]

It's a warning from an overzealous safety captain:
"I've been watching you Dean...Put on your safety glasses now or face the consequences...":ahh:

[James1902]

guy in yellow..."now, seriously guys, we don't have to deal with you next year, right?"
Dean:"of course not, next years the water game, we'll be at the aquarium!!!"

[Billfred]

"Gentlemen, you will have to leave now. This is a restricted area and you don't have passes."
<obviously not an entry>

Actually, this happened to me Friday morning. I was walking onto the Dome floor right beside Dean, and the guard at the door tried to flag him down. Dean, talking with folks, breezed right on by. The guy was still trying to get Dean's attention, so I went over and explained who he was. I guess they believe folks in ref shirts.

</obviously not an entry>

[Rich Wong]

Security Guard, “Sorry Mr. Kamen, but the traffic officer asked me to give you this ticket for parking you Segway Centaur in a no parking zone.
It was tolled away.
You can reclaim your Segway and they will waive the fines if you let them take a ride on it.”

[Schnabel]

Reads script:
Walk over to Paul and pick up paper in which directions will follow.

[Mister_Juggles]

"Dean do u like me?
(circle 1)

-yes
-no
-maybe

from: Dave"

[65_Xero_Huskie]

Dean looks at paper, then walks to microphone.

"Next years homework...Talk to your sponsors and have them chip in JUST A LITTLE BIT MORE for the venues next year."

:)

[Marc P.]

Mr. Abele: "Next up for bids is a Genuine Dean Kamen. Complete with authentic denim attire, this pioneer of innovation comes packaged with his own Segway and is ready for immediate delivery!"

GA Dome Employee: "How much??"

[EddieMcD]

Dean: "So THIS is what Paris Hilton is doing right now..."

[Rich Wong]

Dean, “Wow, I found a golden ticket in this Willy Wonka chocolate bar.
Hmmm…. Do I want a Candy Factory? <smiles> Oh the possibilities.”

<not the entry> This entry idea is really from my kids. :)<not the entry>

[Al Skierkiewicz]

No, I am serious! You have to be out by 7:00PM and everything must be off the floor or we will be forced to charge you for the extra day and keep your deposit.

[Travis Hoffman]

Dude in Yellow: "This photograph CLEARLY shows you drinking a 20 oz. Coke out in the commons area. Are you still in possession of said carbonated beverage?

Dean: "Yes, but I bought it inside the GWCC!"

Dude in Yellow: "I'm sorry, sir, I have no way of knowing that. All outside beverages are prohibited inside the Georgia Dome. I'm going to have to ask you to open your Segway saddlebags....."

[MissInformation]

"Eggs. Paper towels. 1 bottle of Canola... hey, wait a minute... this isn't the speech I wrote, this is my grocery list."

[Billfred]

This is where I make a joke about no three-page caption contests the week before finals...or something like that.

First place goes to:

guy in yellow..."now, seriously guys, we don't have to deal with you next year, right?"
Dean:"of course not, next years the water game, we'll be at the aquarium!!!"

Second place goes to:

Dean: "What are all these charges? Plane ticket NJ --> GA ... long distance phone calls from the Ritz to a VA cell phone? LIBBY KAMEN WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN UP TO?"

Honorable mentions go to:

1) JaneYoung
2) MissInformation
3) Travis Hoffman
4) GaryV1188
5) "Big Mike"
6) taylort
7) artdutra04
8) Al Skierkiewicz
9) Rich Wong's Kids
10) EddieMcD
11) 65_Xero_Huskie
12) BlondeNerd

And the burn award...

It's a warrant for his arrest for greenlighting those horrid FIRST theme songs.

Which means the scores are...

EddieMcD 103
MissInformation 99
Rich Wong 96
Wayne Doenges 95
Boiler 90
JaneYoung 86
Al Skierkiewicz 83
GaryV1188 65
Koko Ed 63
Steve W 62
Cuog 60
KathieK 58
Mocat1530 54
Lukevanoort 54
Skimoose 54
InfernoX14 53
EricS-Team180 49
Hiteak 49
Travis Hoffman 46
Cody Carey 45
Mister_Juggles 41
Jay H 237 39
Joe Matt 37
efoote868 37
Andy Baker 36
Dave Scheck 36
Dlavery 33
EricH 32
BlondeNerd 30
Icurtis 29
Andrew Blair 29
Goober!!! 29
Michelle Celio 25
Raymaniac 24
Greg Needel 23
Rich Kressly 22
KenWittlief 21
KelliV 21
“Big Mike” 21
Schnabel 20
taylort 19
Arefin Bari 18
Gary Dillard 17
Thegathering 17
Jgjedi10 17
Artdutra04 16
Dorienne 16
Kyle A 16
wpdrummer 15
Rohith Surampudi 13
Jessica Boucher 12
Barry Bonzack 12
Nehalita 12
65_Xero_Huskie 11
Dylan 10
Lil' Lavery 9
Dhoizner 9
Alex Cormier 9
Elgin Clock 8
anna~marie 7
Rick Tyler 6
Pavan 6
Danielle H 6
Eric W. Jones 5
Imajie 5
Tytus Gerrish 5
Ewankoff 5
Killerofkiller 5
trilogism 5
KarenH 4
LordTalps 4
Conor Ryan 4
Kyle 4
SizzelChest330 4
Zyik 4
Beth Sweet 3
EricRobodox 3
Tkwetzel 3
1derboy 3
Bcahn836 3
ALIBI 2
Budda648 2
Calhounian 2
Daniel Brim 2
Don Rotolo 2
Graduns340 2
JBotAlan 2
Jonathan Norris 2
Matt Krass 2
Mercury Rising 2
Alex Burman 2
Astronouth7303 2
Courtneyb1023 2
fluffy 2
Freddy Schurr 2
MattD1Drift 2
Ogre 2
robotcanuck1676 2
Adam Richards 1
AndyB 1
AtalanteStar25 1
Brandon Martus 1
Daisy 1
Djalamose 1
Eldarion 1
eshteyn 1
huff_dragon 1
i_am_Doug 1
Jack K. 1
Jeff 888 1
looneylin 1
Miketwalker 1
Peter Matteson 1
Team1591 1
tony.dalia.195 1
Wetzel 1
whlspacedude 1
whytheheckme 1
Worldbringer 1
Xzvrw2 1
Marc P. 1


Onward!