CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #147

[Billfred]

It's still Monday!

Here's the scores:

EddieMcD 105
MissInformation 101
Rich Wong 97
Wayne Doenges 96
Boiler 92
JaneYoung 86
Al Skierkiewicz 85
GaryV1188 66
Steve W 65
Koko Ed 65
KathieK 60
Cuog 60
Mocat1530 54
Lukevanoort 54
Skimoose 54
InfernoX14 54
Travis Hoffman 51
EricS-Team180 49
Hiteak 49
Andy Baker 46
Cody Carey 45
Mister_Juggles 43
Jay H 237 39
Joe Matt 39
efoote868 38
Dave Scheck 36
Dlavery 33
EricH 33
BlondeNerd 30
Icurtis 29
Andrew Blair 29
Goober!!! 29
Raymaniac 26
Michelle Celio 25
Greg Needel 23
Rich Kressly 22
KenWittlief 21
KelliV 21
“Big Mike” 21
taylort 20
Schnabel 20
Arefin Bari 18
wpdrummer 17
Gary Dillard 17
Thegathering 17
Jgjedi10 17
Artdutra04 16
Dorienne 16
Kyle A 16
Rohith Surampudi 13
Jessica Boucher 12
Barry Bonzack 12
Nehalita 12
65_Xero_Huskie 11
Dylan 10
Lil' Lavery 9
Dhoizner 9
Alex Cormier 9
Elgin Clock 8
anna~marie 7
Pavan 7
Rick Tyler 6
Danielle H 6
Eric W. Jones 5
Imajie 5
Tytus Gerrish 5
Ewankoff 5
Killerofkiller 5
trilogism 5
Zyik 5
Don Rotolo 4
KarenH 4
LordTalps 4
Conor Ryan 4
Kyle 4
SizzelChest330 4
Beth Sweet 3
EricRobodox 3
Tkwetzel 3
1derboy 3
Bcahn836 3
ALIBI 2
Budda648 2
Calhounian 2
Daniel Brim 2
Graduns340 2
JBotAlan 2
Jonathan Norris 2
Matt Krass 2
Mercury Rising 2
kawelch 2
Alex Burman 2
Astronouth7303 2
Courtneyb1023 2
fluffy 2
Freddy Schurr 2
MattD1Drift 2
Ogre 2
robotcanuck1676 2
Adam Richards 1
AndyB 1
AtalanteStar25 1
Brandon Martus 1
Daisy 1
Djalamose 1
Eldarion 1
eshteyn 1
huff_dragon 1
i_am_Doug 1
Jack K. 1
Jeff 888 1
looneylin 1
Marc P. 1
Miketwalker 1
Peter Matteson 1
Team1591 1
tony.dalia.195 1
Wetzel 1
whlspacedude 1
whytheheckme 1
Worldbringer 1
Xzvrw2 1


And the picture:

http://www.chiefdelphi.com/media/photos/28508

As always, the deadline is theoretically Saturday at midnight EDT. (This week, I might actually almost judge it on time--this last week of classes has been killer.)

Go!

[Zyik]

Kid: My mommy says I'm a rack....

[BlondeNerd]

Little Johnny realized that maybe he HAD used too much hair gel. It's reflectiveness, combined with the Florida sun, made for an interesting autonomous.

[cooker52]

Driver- That counts for extra points, right? I mean, it is a running target!

[Joe Matt]

The new tagging system for the daycare center isn't too efficient... or practical...

[JaneYoung]

spiderlegchild: I know what I want to be for Halloween!
And I know who I want to take me trick or treating.
The people from MARS and their robot!

[Hiteak]

Kid: My parents said that I was a keeper and defiantly not a spoiler.

[Alex Cormier]

/flashback to those old commercials....


"Wheres the cream filling?"

[technoL]

Initiation for future FLL members.
Who's next?

[skimoose]

Don't worry. Just stand very still and this won't hurt a bit... :eek:

[GaryVoshol]

Girl in pink: "Yea, the robot caught my sister and is going to take her away! Now I get my own room!"

[Wayne Doenges]

Introducing the teacher approved, FIRST child safety bumper. No more will teachers have to worry about their students getting injured on the playground.
Each bumper is sized to the student and applied by one of our patented robotic arms.

Disclaimer: This product is not a life saving device

[Taylor]

Looks like our team membership is running low - let's go to the FIRST FARM*and see what we've got. Ooh, looks like this one is ripe!

*Future American Robot Manipulators

[Mister_Juggles]

Cute picture. It's a shame Dave thought he was a doughnut...

[Dan Petrovic]

That MARS robot isn't very good at giving swimming lessons...

[Travis Hoffman]

The itsy-bitsy spider kid
approached the bot with doubt.
Down came the arm and freaked the spider out.
Up went the cries of "I'll sue!!!" from the mom,
and the itsy-bitsy spider kid was never rung again.

[Barry Bonzack]

Driveteam: steady...steady...
Coach: Nice and easy guys, if we screw this one up our team is hosed.
Driveteam: now lower....slowly... Got it!
Coach: Good practice. Now lets use the kid as a ramp.

[Rich Wong]

A text message received by Team 1523:
"Yo Team MARS!
How is everyone back in Jupiter, Florida.
My summer job at Wet-N-Wild Water Park is the best.
My duties are to load the young visitors at the Kiddie World with floaters.

The job is pretty easy and the tips are pretty good.
Soon I will have enough funds for my fare to the
Hawaii Regional in 2008.

Gotta Go! The line is queuing up outside.
Your 2007 robot.
PS- I would like an extra battery."

[EricH]

The problem with this picture is that the keeper is both too high and not deflated. Also, the robot seems to need a new auto mode. The green is still several feet away.

[raymaniac]

Cuteness won't save you when the robots attack

[efoote868]

No No No... It's ok. Its just a freshmen.

[EddieMcD]

"It's humiliating enough to be mistaken for an object called a rack. Then he ends up as 'Caption Contest Fodder'. ::sigh:: This kid's gonna have a tough life..."

[Stephi Rae]

MARS member: Okay kids, who wants a donut?
kid: I do!! I do!!
MARS member: okay stand right... here. now don't move!
(enter robot carrying donut)
kid: *huh?*
(robot rings kid)
MARS member: there ya go!!
kid: can I eat it?
MARS member: no
kid: can I keep it?
MARS member: no
kid: why?
MARS member: cuz
kid: why?
...(goes on for about 10 minutes)
MARS member: okay, next time we just grab a kid and make him stand there, no more of this donut crap.

[Al Skierkiewicz]

Don't you just wonder about some of the mentor ideas to get an FLL team started?

[KathieK]

As an adult, people always assumed Keeper's Dad must've given him the nickname at birth, as in "This one's a keeper!"... Little did they know that it all started with a robot back in grade school...

[MissInformation]

Robot to rest of MARS team: He followed me home, can I keep him?

[Cuog]

And we wonder why FIRST isn't bigger, the group of kids standing around was a lot bigger, but most of the ones that didn't escape were already carried away.

[Billfred]

I know that I always say "It's still Sunday!" in this space...but it is, in fact, still Sunday.

First place goes to:

The itsy-bitsy spider kid
approached the bot with doubt.
Down came the arm and freaked the spider out.
Up went the cries of "I'll sue!!!" from the mom,
and the itsy-bitsy spider kid was never rung again.

Second place goes to...

MARS member: Okay kids, who wants a donut?
kid: I do!! I do!!
MARS member: okay stand right... here. now don't move!
(enter robot carrying donut)
kid: *huh?*
(robot rings kid)
MARS member: there ya go!!
kid: can I eat it?
MARS member: no
kid: can I keep it?
MARS member: no
kid: why?
MARS member: cuz
kid: why?
...(goes on for about 10 minutes)
MARS member: okay, next time we just grab a kid and make him stand there, no more of this donut crap.

Honorable mentions go to...

1) cooker52 (1501)
2) Joe Matt
3) Hiteak
4) GaryV1188
5) Wayne Doenges
6) InfernoX14
7) Rich Wong
8) MissInformation
9) KathieK
10) Mister_Juggles
11) boiler
12) BlondeNerd

And the burn award...

Driveteam: steady...steady...
Coach: Nice and easy guys, if we screw this one up our team is hosed.
Driveteam: now lower....slowly... Got it!
Coach: Good practice. Now lets use the kid as a ramp.

Which means the scores are...

EddieMcD 106
MissInformation 103
Rich Wong 99
Wayne Doenges 98
Boiler 94
JaneYoung 87
Al Skierkiewicz 86
GaryV1188 68
Steve W 65
Koko Ed 65
KathieK 62
Travis Hoffman 61
Cuog 61
InfernoX14 56
Skimoose 55
Mocat1530 54
Lukevanoort 54
Hiteak 51
EricS-Team180 49
Andy Baker 46
Cody Carey 45
Mister_Juggles 43
Joe Matt 41
Jay H 237 39
efoote868 39
Dave Scheck 36
EricH 34
Dlavery 33
BlondeNerd 32
Icurtis 29
Andrew Blair 29
Goober!!! 29
Raymaniac 27
Michelle Celio 25
Greg Needel 23
Rich Kressly 22
KenWittlief 21
KelliV 21
“Big Mike” 21
taylort 20
Schnabel 20
Arefin Bari 18
wpdrummer 17
Gary Dillard 17
Thegathering 17
Jgjedi10 17
Artdutra04 16
Dorienne 16
Kyle A 16
Barry Bonzack 15
Rohith Surampudi 13
Jessica Boucher 12
Nehalita 12
65_Xero_Huskie 11
Dylan 10
Alex Cormier 10
Lil' Lavery 9
Dhoizner 9
Elgin Clock 8
anna~marie 7
Pavan 7
Rick Tyler 6
Danielle H 6
Zyik 6
Stephi Rae 5
Eric W. Jones 5
Imajie 5
Tytus Gerrish 5
Ewankoff 5
Killerofkiller 5
trilogism 5
Don Rotolo 4
KarenH 4
LordTalps 4
Conor Ryan 4
Kyle 4
SizzelChest330 4
Beth Sweet 3
EricRobodox 3
Tkwetzel 3
1derboy 3
Bcahn836 3
ALIBI 2
Budda648 2
Calhounian 2
Daniel Brim 2
Graduns340 2
JBotAlan 2
Jonathan Norris 2
kawelch 2
Matt Krass 2
Mercury Rising 2
Alex Burman 2
Astronouth7303 2
Courtneyb1023 2
fluffy 2
Freddy Schurr 2
MattD1Drift 2
Ogre 2
robotcanuck1676 2
Adam Richards 1
AndyB 1
AtalanteStar25 1
Brandon Martus 1
Daisy 1
Djalamose 1
Eldarion 1
eshteyn 1
huff_dragon 1
i_am_Doug 1
Jack K. 1
Jeff 888 1
looneylin 1
Marc P. 1
Miketwalker 1
Peter Matteson 1
Team1591 1
tony.dalia.195 1
Wetzel 1
whlspacedude 1
whytheheckme 1
Worldbringer 1
Xzvrw2 1


Onward!