CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #149

[Billfred]

Ah, 149. The first room I lived in on campus.

Here's the scores:

EddieMcD 107
MissInformation 105
Rich Wong 101
Wayne Doenges 100
Boiler 95
Al Skierkiewicz 91
JaneYoung 89
GaryV1188 70
Koko Ed 67
Steve W 66
InfernoX14 66
Travis Hoffman 63
KathieK 62
Cuog 61
Skimoose 55
Mocat1530 54
Lukevanoort 54
EricS-Team180 51
Hiteak 51
Andy Baker 46
Mister_Juggles 45
Cody Carey 45
Joe Matt 41
efoote868 41
Jay H 237 40
Dave Scheck 36
EricH 35
BlondeNerd 34
Dlavery 33
Icurtis 29
Andrew Blair 29
Raymaniac 29
Goober!!! 29
Michelle Celio 25
Greg Needel 23
Rich Kressly 22
KenWittlief 21
KelliV 21
“Big Mike” 21
taylort 20
Schnabel 20
Arefin Bari 18
Josh Goodman 18
wpdrummer 17
Gary Dillard 17
Thegathering 17
Kyle A 17
Artdutra04 16
Dorienne 16
Barry Bonzack 15
Rohith Surampudi 13
Jessica Boucher 12
Nehalita 12
65_Xero_Huskie 12
Dylan 10
Alex Cormier 10
Lil' Lavery 9
Dhoizner 9
Elgin Clock 8
Pavan 8
Zyik 8
anna~marie 7
Stephi Rae 6
Rick Tyler 6
Danielle H 6
Eric W. Jones 5
Imajie 5
Tytus Gerrish 5
Bcahn836 5
Ewankoff 5
Killerofkiller 5
Kyle 5
trilogism 5
Don Rotolo 4
KarenH 4
LordTalps 4
Conor Ryan 4
SizzelChest330 4
Beth Sweet 3
EricRobodox 3
Tkwetzel 3
whytheheckme 3
1derboy 3
ALIBI 2
Budda648 2
Calhounian 2
Daniel Brim 2
Graduns340 2
JBotAlan 2
Jonathan Norris 2
kawelch 2
Matt Krass 2
Mercury Rising 2
Alex Burman 2
Astronouth7303 2
Courtneyb1023 2
fluffy 2
Freddy Schurr 2
Marc P. 2
MattD1Drift 2
Ogre 2
Peter Matteson 2
robotcanuck1676 2
Adam Richards 1
AndyB 1
AtalanteStar25 1
Brandon Martus 1
cooker52 1
Daisy 1
Djalamose 1
Eldarion 1
eshteyn 1
huff_dragon 1
i_am_Doug 1
Jack K. 1
Jeff 888 1
looneylin 1
Miketwalker 1
Team1591 1
technoL 1
tony.dalia.195 1
Wetzel 1
whlspacedude 1
Worldbringer 1
Xzvrw2 1
114ManualLabor 1


And the picture, chosen as it is Mother's Day here in the States (and because I think I have enough time to lay low before venturing again to the Mid-Atlantic to hopefully avoid a water bottle to the head (http://www.chiefdelphi.com/media/photos/20776) ;)):

http://www.chiefdelphi.com/media/photos/25908

As always, the deadline is at some unknown point following Saturday at midnight.

Go!

[whytheheckme]

KathieK and company listens as Big Mike explains this year's freshman involvement, which includes rubberbands and water bottles (pictured front). Big Mike explains that four rubber bands are needed to complete the task. KathieK quietly disagrees, believing the number should be 5.

(IDK..... Can't think of much else...)

Jacob

[JaneYoung]

Big Mike:

Ok NEMS, listen up - Plan A needs some work -
so far we've got
- no keys
- our caterer is lost, somewhere
- when I turned on the lights in the hallway, there was a big pop and everything went dark

I think we're doing good.

so Plan B,
Jenny, do you have any
- keys
- snacks
- or a flashlight in your pockets?

Kathie, why are you looking at me like that?

[Koko Ed]

http://www.chiefdelphi.com/media/img/938/938479c0e4b15a4d24a5c8bb8a590c2d_m.jpg
OK,guys, check your numbers to see who gets bearhugged first!

[Joe Matt]

"Ok, we'll kidnap the Statue of Liberty and hold it over a fire. We'll post the pictures online. Then we'll go and get money from the government. It's like Carmen Sandiego meets the MOE sticks for fundraising."

[Beth Sweet]

Sorry I have to...

"Mike, your ideas are so inspiring that we just can't help but look up to you"

[EricH]

Mike: "Alright, look. If you three aren't doing Dean's homework by the time I count three, I'm going to bearhug you. One..."
Jenny: "Assuming that I don't get to you first..."
Mike: "Shut up and get to work. Two..."
Kathie: "Why don't we all just bearhug Mike?"
Mike: *runs* "Three...pant pant...I'll get you later..."

[GaryVoshol]

OK, everyone has their lists? Then let's round up everyone for bearhugs!

[Taylor]

Mike: "Did you hear about the one-armed fisherman that caught one this long?"

[Al Skierkiewicz]

<Mike>
OK,
That's two with cheese, one with pepperoni, five garbage no anchovies and one roboto supremo deluxe special. What is a roboto supremo anyway?

<Jenny>
You use Mountain Dew where ever the recipe calls for water.

<Kathie>
That's not the way we make up north!

[cooker52]

Ok, I need all of you to go and collect all of our water bottles and start covering them with these expensive and extremely sticky covers. Then, we'll sell them as gas replacements!

[waiakea2024]

(heh only waiakea high students or those who have watched AMV Hell 3 will get this buuuuuttttt)

"IIIIIII am watching you PEEEEEEEEE"

[Schnabel]

When RoboMom found out that NEMO was $1880 in the hole instead of having that money in the bank.

[Dan Petrovic]

Big Mike: Fish, beef, practically all meat. Nuts of all sorts. Basically lots of protein. Maybe you can be as tall as me someday.

[Wayne Doenges]

Jenny: "Let me see if I got this straight. Mike is in charge of the bear hugs. Kathie will keep the rubberbands in a safe and secret location until they are needed and the guy in the background will continue to stare at Mike in awe."

[KathieK]

Big Mike to Kathie - "Jenny and I gave them your demands, but... well, I don't know how to tell you this, but Dean and Woodie don't really care that you're the Queen of NEMs..."

[Travis Hoffman]

Mike: "You guys better do what Jenny says. *looks at gash on his left arm* This chick's got some nails, and she ain't afraid to use 'em!!!!"

[MissInformation]

At the tryouts for the NEMO production of Wizard of Oz:

Big Mike: "We represent the lollipop guild, the lollipop guild the lolli..."
Kathie: "I'm sorry Big Mike, I know it's your favorite song, but it's just not going to work, you're just not Munchkin material."

[Rich Wong]

Jenny, “Alright Mike, your last test for your NEMO Certification; we have a 7-grade class setup in the next room for you to speak to. You have 15 minutes to make your presentation and recruit them for FLL in 2007.”

Kathie, “Mike, remember the three things we talked about?”

Big Mike,” One, remind them that NEMO is not only a fish;
two, no recruiting for Team 25,
and three, no hugging the little kids or their teacher.”

[skimoose]

Tired of low turnouts at recent NEMO presentations, Kathie and Jennie bring out the big guns....

Big Mike: "So let me get this straight. All I've got to do is fill this room with mentors and you'll buy me lunch?"

Kathie: "That's it, Mike. Now just sign that contract and get to it. Lunch will be on us."

Big Mike: "I hope you know what you're doing, I'm pretty hungry."

Jennie (thinking to herself): "Wow are you good, Kathie. This won't cost us a dime. Mike didn't even see the 'No Bearhug' clause." :p

NEMO, I hope you know what you're doing. I don't think I'd like to see Big Mike upset.... and hungry. :eek:

[EddieMcD]

"Whatever they're debating on, you can be sure of one thing: Big Mike will always be in agreement with Jenny Beatty. Why, you ask? Well everybody knows Jenny would pwn Mike if he ever got out of line."

[Billfred]

Alright, so I invoked the Billfred Is Working Way Too Much Rule. Slogging through the Facebook email notifications that forty-something people wrote on my wall yesterday is hard work! ;)

First place, which certainly gets two thumbs up, goes to:

"Ok, we'll kidnap the Statue of Liberty and hold it over a fire. We'll post the pictures online. Then we'll go and get money from the government. It's like Carmen Sandiego meets the MOE sticks for fundraising."

Second place goes to:

Tired of low turnouts at recent NEMO presentations, Kathie and Jennie bring out the big guns....

Big Mike: "So let me get this straight. All I've got to do is fill this room with mentors and you'll buy me lunch?"

Kathie: "That's it, Mike. Now just sign that contract and get to it. Lunch will be on us."

Big Mike: "I hope you know what you're doing, I'm pretty hungry."

Jennie (thinking to herself): "Wow are you good, Kathie. This won't cost us a dime. Mike didn't even see the 'No Bearhug' clause." :p

NEMO, I hope you know what you're doing. I don't think I'd like to see Big Mike upset.... and hungry. :eek:

Honorable mentions go to:

1) JaneYoung
2) Al Skierkiewicz
3) InfernoX14
4) Travis Hoffman
5) Rich Wong
6) KathieK
7) Wayne Doenges
8) EddieMcD*
9) EricH
* I would love to see that picture.

And the burn award...

At the tryouts for the NEMO production of Wizard of Oz:

Big Mike: "We represent the lollipop guild, the lollipop guild the lolli..."
Kathie: "I'm sorry Big Mike, I know it's your favorite song, but it's just not going to work, you're just not Munchkin material."

Which means the scores are...

EddieMcD 109
MissInformation 108
Rich Wong 103
Wayne Doenges 100
Boiler 96
Al Skierkiewicz 93
JaneYoung 91
GaryV1188 71
Koko Ed 68
InfernoX14 68
Steve W 66
Travis Hoffman 65
KathieK 64
Cuog 61
Skimoose 60
Mocat1530 54
Lukevanoort 54
Joe Matt 51
EricS-Team180 51
Hiteak 51
Andy Baker 46
Mister_Juggles 45
Cody Carey 45
efoote868 41
Jay H 237 40
EricH 37
Dave Scheck 36
BlondeNerd 34
Dlavery 33
Icurtis 29
Andrew Blair 29
Raymaniac 29
Goober!!! 29
Michelle Celio 25
Greg Needel 23
Rich Kressly 22
KenWittlief 21
KelliV 21
“Big Mike” 21
Schnabel 21
taylort 20
Arefin Bari 18
Josh Goodman 18
wpdrummer 17
Gary Dillard 17
Thegathering 17
Kyle A 17
Artdutra04 16
Dorienne 16
Barry Bonzack 15
Rohith Surampudi 13
Jessica Boucher 12
Nehalita 12
65_Xero_Huskie 12
Dylan 10
Alex Cormier 10
Lil' Lavery 9
Dhoizner 9
Elgin Clock 8
Pavan 8
Zyik 8
anna~marie 7
Stephi Rae 6
Rick Tyler 6
Danielle H 6
Eric W. Jones 5
Imajie 5
Tytus Gerrish 5
Bcahn836 5
Ewankoff 5
Killerofkiller 5
Kyle 5
trilogism 5
Don Rotolo 4
KarenH 4
LordTalps 4
Beth Sweet 4
Conor Ryan 4
whytheheckme 4
SizzelChest330 4
EricRobodox 3
Tkwetzel 3
1derboy 3
ALIBI 2
Budda648 2
Calhounian 2
Daniel Brim 2
Graduns340 2
JBotAlan 2
Jonathan Norris 2
kawelch 2
Matt Krass 2
Mercury Rising 2
Alex Burman 2
Astronouth7303 2
cooker52 2
Courtneyb1023 2
fluffy 2
Freddy Schurr 2
Marc P. 2
MattD1Drift 2
Ogre 2
Peter Matteson 2
robotcanuck1676 2
114ManualLabor 1
Adam Richards 1
AndyB 1
AtalanteStar25 1
Brandon Martus 1
Daisy 1
Djalamose 1
Eldarion 1
eshteyn 1
huff_dragon 1
i_am_Doug 1
Jack K. 1
Jeff 888 1
looneylin 1
Miketwalker 1
Team1591 1
technoL 1
tony.dalia.195 1
waiakea2024 1
Wetzel 1
whlspacedude 1
Worldbringer 1
Xzvrw2 1


Onward!

[EddieMcD]

"Whatever they're debating on, you can be sure of one thing: Big Mike will always be in agreement with Jenny Beatty. Why, you ask? Well everybody knows Jenny would pwn Mike if he ever got out of line."

8) EddieMcD*
* I would love to see that picture.


If only there was someone with wicked awesome photoshop skills within shouting distance...